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Hunger Games Thread
>First 24
>No Rules
>Let Tord bring you good luck
Megumin
a stimpak
Gretchen
Idenn and Jack Frost
Sammy Sosa
>>700155735
seymour asses
The Booty Warrior
Capra Demon
Human Parras
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Jimmy Nelson
Aya
Retarded Poser
Kazugeta
Wizard Gretchen
Misaki
khali
Report of the Week
>>700155869
i think he deserved to die
Razer
Hit
Doom Guy & Grandpa Skeletal
Joel
Estark
Roni
Bee Gretchen
Jimmy's Girlfriend 2.0
Chris Hansen
Roy
>thread fills so fast that samefagging is prevented mostly
>>700155854
>her eyes
Now, we wait.
>Who do you think will die first?
>>700156103
It's a beautiful thing.
>>700156103
I only got 2 Gretchens in.
FUCK
>>700156103
Wonder how much bigger of a problem samefagging would be if CAPTCHA didn't exist...
>>700156332
Megu and Misaki made it in. So I'm happy.
>only got two tributes entered
One of them better win
>>700156332
At least you got 2 Tributes, I got 2 Tributes in one.
Ah shit I gotta get going for tonight. Make sure to tell me in a future HG thread if any of these 2 won though. >>700155897 >>700155946
Two tributes in, and >>700155890 already had his moment of glory, so you better win this >>700155954
Just when i thought i had finalized my broors lineup (Jimbo, Trashbassador, Masked Warrior, Jimbo's waifu), i find out that the masked warrior left the Brewers in real life.
Fuck me
>>700156556
At least I got Wizard Gretchen in.
>>700156855
I guess we'll see who the better Wizard is then.
>>700156836
Ey mang, in case dat waifu aint fo lifu, o got anutha one for u
I kid u nat, she will literally kill 4 u
>>700155949
your tribute has an invalid name my friend
Check it my dudes
everything good?
>>700157247
Do et.
>>700157247
Looks fine to me
>>700157247
Yep
>>700157063
Memes
>>700157247
Everything is in order.
Onward!
>>700157247
We're good, let's roll!!
>>700157247
Let's go
I set up Team Frost
What do you guys think of it?
>>700156836
instead, say hello to the new masked warrior:
>>700157247
looks fine
>>700157541
There's technically 5 people in your team of 4.
>>700157541
That's good.
>>700157247
Useing a code btw
Bloody Bathe
>>700157541
Yes
>>700157541
be in a hg thread sunday night in case booking for teambattle iv starts
>>700157668
Not even one day in and the Booty Warrior is already anally raping people
>>700157668
what the literal fuck estark
Why is he sucking so much
>>700157668
fucking Hit is a dumbass
>>700157820
kek
>>700157820
congrats estark
that's back to back now
Well, at least we didn't die.
Rip sweet prince he was gone to soon
Here's a new contestant
Estark the Depressed
>>700158070
F for Skwisgaar :,(
The Fallen will be remembered
>>700158288
Rip (AND TEAR)
>>700157820
>>700158262
Are we going to rename the "Dumbfuck Award" the "Estark Award"
>>700157668
Jack and Idenn are in the right mind set
i feel sorry for Megu and Misaki though...
>>700158658
My fucking sides. Holy shit.
>>700158658
HE HAD A BONER
>>700158457
naw. always remember dumbfuck and his mistake
>23 jimmy nelsons and 1 clayton kershaw
>clayton falls into a pit and dies on the bloodbath
Hey guys imagine this:
Next update we'll have 60 CONTESTANTS!
>>700158779
KEK
>>700158658
Gretchen is all ready done with this shit
and Nelson got dubs
>>700159019
>>700159019
not as good as when i scored quids while hosting a hg thread and shut up a shitposter
>>700159019
Why does everyone want to get with the poser??
>>700159000
You better deliver for that GET
>>700159019
ayy Sammy got some some
>>700159166 you actually got dubs
Razor became a farther
Seymour is killing people
>>700159472
Rip in peace Sammy
>>700159472
KILL THAT POSER NELSON!
>>700159472
how about another?
KILL THE POSER
>>700159664
Step aside, Jimmy.
Dubs for Megu.
Stolen Kisses
>>700159472
>>700159472
Robotic parras confirmed
RIP Sammy
>>700159826
how you doin' megu?
>>700159972
Fucking hell
>>700159826
Lots of good people have fallen suddenly
Rip
>>700160026
Yo, I'm doing fantastic.
How about yourself, Jack?
>>700160108
jack and idenn you fucking dumbasses
>>700160108
MISAKI, NOOOOO.
MEGU WILL AVENGE YOU.
Anyone have ideas for medals?
The idea I have is "Fast Triggered"
A tribute gets it for killing 4 people within 2 days.
>>700160108
>>700160108
Khali always dies
rip
>>700160138
not much really
life is boring
>>700160237
There's already a Nathan Explosion Brutality Award for killing the same amount of people in just a single event
>>700160322
You wanna talk about it, Champ?
We're all friends here.
>>700160237
naw.
nathan explosion brutality award already exists and it's for killing 4 tributes in the same day rather than 2
>>700160108
One of the gretchens is down
and the Retarded Poser discovered the meaning of life
>>700160627
Oh, well, I'm kinda new to this Hunger Games shit, so, could someone inform me on all the medals that can be awarded? Or is there a shit ton.
>>700160648
the slayed six
>fffffff
>>700160108
>the retarded poser lives longer than best unit
>>700160322
Boring is better than my relative bullshit. It's probably not as bad as some of your guys's problems, but it still hurts...
>>700160714
>A gretchen kiss the human parras
>the human parras kills some gretchen
She was mad bro...
>>700160960
Well, I'm not sure what you're going through.
But whatever it is, Just keep your chin up. And always remember there's light in the darkness.
You just need to know where to look.
>>700160714
The Retarded Poser has finally fallen
>Paras fainted
>>700161198
>Jimmy spares Megu's life
Proof that Jimmy is bro-tier.
>>700160927
Winner: pretty obvious
Jimbo Kilstreak Award: most kills
Gretchen Survival Award: top 8 and least kills
dumbfuck Award: first to die
Nathan Explosion Brutal Award: Kill over 4 in the same event
Beethoven Kill Chain Award: Kill over 10 in a single game
Bob Ross Award: Win a games without killing anyone
Mr. Clean's Redemption Award: prior dumbfuck becomes winner
that's all i can remember for now
>>700161198
>poser died the exact same way jack died
He really went the extra mile, didn't he?
>>700161198
>Longest the Booty Warrior has survived
He had a good run. May he anally rape people in the afterlife
>>700161141
Thanks. In case you're interested...
>be me
>really into a girl
>can only text cuz distance and shit
>still close enough to hang
>haven't texted in a while
>today she texts me out of the blue
>"hey"
>she's super shy, so this is definitely something
>could she be into me??
>decide to go for it
>ask her out
>she still hasn't texted back
Perhaps I was just being too hopeful...
>>700161198 THE FEAST
2 Good tributes have fallen today
>Rip
also the fuck Roni
>>700161198
Jesus Joel, what's with you and the racism?
>>700161198
she doesn't have a revive
How about this then.
"The Grim Reaped"
Get the most kills, but score 2nd or 3rd
>>700161532
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, KAZUGETA.
THE FUCK.
>>700161532
wE dIE tOgEtHeR mEgU
I wish I was a drawfag so I can draw Jack Frost and Idenn.
>>700161532
Kazugeta is now the villain in this game
>>700161532
FF
>>700161603
please be present at the conference post teambattle iii when we can discuss these awards with the rest and the best of the hunger gang
>>700161638
If it were up to me, I'd let you live, but there's no constraint on Kaz
>>700161532
Grandpa Skeletal WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>RIP
>>700161807
EVERYTHING IS COMING UP MILHOUSE.
AAAAAAAAA
>>700161807
>Grandpa Skeletal kills Jimmy Nelson a second time
>>700161760
Alright, thanks!
>>700161298
Jack Frost Betrayal Award: Kill somebody the unit worked with at the very end
Rip you sweet seven sinners
>except that retard
>>700162029
WHY DIDN'T YOU FEED YOU GOLDFISH, TODD?
HE'S DEAD NOW.
>>700162103
the best of the best in one screenshot
>except retard
>and missing swisgaar
>>700161807
Joel's DOWNfall
and Grampa is preggers....somehow
Not a single waifu survived this madness
>>700162224
Gets offs of my thrones, you retardeds poser.
>>700162347
>Kazugeta has an axe again.
AbaondonAllHope
>>700162347
I impregnated myself that night that I mastubated. She says it's hers.
>>700162347
Joel, you shit child, this is the exact same you died last time. Stop climbing trees!
WE ARE DOWN TO ARE FINAL 2 FOLKS
PLACE YOUR BETS
>TRAITOR VS AYA
>>700162347
>>700162563
AYA
>>700162563
AYA, YOU'D BETTER AVENGE MEGU.
>>700162563
Meh vs. evil
At least I was 4th this time.
The Last Rip
>>700162563
the dark lord
OH SHIT WE GOT A WINNER FOLKS WHOS IT GONNA BE....?
>>700162804
My child.
Doot Doot
>>700162563
GOOD HAS WON THE BATTLE
AYA HAS DONE IT
>>700162981
Megumin approves.
>>700162981
Gg, even though she won, doesn't mean that my son won't get revenge.
Praises to our winner of the Trod Games!
>>700162981
>>700162981
Whelp, i saw this coming
>>700162981
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>700156724
YOU WON, BRO.
EVERYONE REMIND HIM WHEN YOU SEE HIM AGAIN.
Well, this ams goodnights fors me. Sleeps wells, fags!
>>700163190
Better luck next time Traitor!
Placements
New thread, or too tired?
time for bed now
If there's another HG thread up please make sure Idenn and Frost get in
Alright. Megu-Anon is finally signing out for the night.
You all take care!
>>700163190
Well, at least you got my personal award!
fuck it. i'm going to way of the rest of the hunger gang.
nights!
>>700163398
Aaaaand stats thats all i can host right now my computer has gotta update ill still be around on my phone tho
>>700163462
not sure were yall at but where i am its still day light i got 6 hours before i need to sleep
>>700163609
>>700163532
>>700163497
Night dudes
Night guys, sleep tight, and try not to get pregnant. ~Granda Skeletal
>>700163612
Do eet
might as well go to bed. gotta earn that paycheck
>>700163612
yeah do it please
Bumping for new bread
>>700163890
>>700163890
>>700163890 .
So no new bread?
>>700164955
Depends how many people want it
vote now and ill decide
>>700165434
So No one wants a new thread? late chance
>>700165647
I do, I wasn't in this game
>>700165647
Yea we do
>>700165434
Make one faggot
>>700165737
>>700165751
ill start a new thread but im saving 2 spots for my own tributes because Tord needs to return
give me a minute
THIS IS LAST THREAD ILL HOST
