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Waifu claiming thread.

Last thread: >>700136278

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando.
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed.
>Only one claim per anon.
>No stealing (unless trips or more).
>No oversexualised content.
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion).
>Discussion is welcomed.
>Insults must be original.
>If you're posting images, you're not lurking.
>3D is almost always trash.
>Joining means a reserved place in hell.
>Most importantly, join the Schwarzer Hase!

Laura claimed.
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Still here
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HEEEEEEEEERE'S


LILY!!!
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>>700151370
How are you?

>>700151592
See if you can set her up to get fired

>>700151785
Hey, get into engineering, it's great
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>>700150282
Haha, sounds reasonable enough. Would probably do the same, unless it was a much needed save. Can't go wrong with free food.

>>700150454
Fair enough, everyone has their units. Always intrigued me though.

Topkek, well hey as long as it was a better experience. Taking APUSH compared to AP Euro was a helluva change though.

>>700150655
Sounds like a great time. Listening to sea shanties
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still here
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>How to get replies with Fox Mom


Step1: post music

https://youtu.be/YB1SEbltbO8

Step 2: wait
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>>700151882
Bad Vocaloid


Calamity-masu'd
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>>700150960
Well when we all are decedents of Latin I suppose it's easy to interchange some parts >>700151082
>50/h
>50
>Fifty
>fihtee
What the fuck...I need to do that.
>>700151287
Yeah man. But you got all that biomed stuff.
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Don't forget about me you 2nd tier bitches!
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Claimu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG971BOsruA
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>>700152019
Well, to each their own. If you don't like, I don't blame you.

She, to me, sounds lovely. ^_^
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What's good fam
>who wants a hug?
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>>700152218
I'm making first impressions. She just looks a tad bit off to me.
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>>700152283
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I do
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>>700151785
Little K learned Gun Safety today. It was fun, Imma learn her how to be a great kid.
>>700151742
Kek.
>She's my friend (18y/o J)'s little sister
>She's here because I told him to move in with me while he's in college. I treat him like he's my son cause he's basically my best friend.
I treat K as my daughter. I learned her how to play PS2, she loves it.
>>700151941
I'm gonna plant stuff on her PC for fun.
>>700152044
IT Manager is the best job in the state IMO.
>I love it cause my boss is incompetent and fears my loss.
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Now that I have your attention, I have something to say: Show me the panties!
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>>700151737
>heretic edition
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Kirara eating carrot meat.
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I'm just going to fap and sleep, night

>>700151979
Only did slacker us history, bot AP

>>700152044
Three years if biology. Shit was great

>>700152243
Hey Galko

>>700152283
Hey Prinz
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Felix is claimed
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>>700152347
Her voice is a tad lower than most female vocaloids. If you want pics though. Hahahaha...

I'm the one and only Lily here.
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>>700152513
Later ^^
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>>700152513
Have a nice night fran, was fun.
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I have been getting targeted heavily with Extremely Low Frequency (ELF) via Neurological Weapons for the past 7 months since relocating nearer to my mother in order to aid her with worsening mobility issues. She too is a victim of Neurological Weapons non-consensual experimentation for over 7 years now. Many of the trials of ELF that I have gone through were "marathon sessions" (one almost 40 hours of continually applied ELF (Microwave) radiation) and it took everything in me to surmount it. This targeting is very debilitating and the hardest part of the electronic warfare experiences that I have had to go through. It has left me with little to no sleep, night after night, and I've ended up having to wear an aluminum strip around my ribs/waist and my gel cooling mat most of my time, in order to counter the excessive microwave heating for prolonged periods directed to my various body areas: chest/lungs/abdomen/pelvis/legs. When they focus on one area of your body long enough, the rest of your entire body temperature eventually goes up significantly because the body is absorbing the radiation everywhere.

We must stay focused on Christ and speaking out with our testimonies for we are not only in a battle for the mind, but for the soul. We are in the trenches of spiritual warfare (Eph 6:12).
God sees all along with the Blessed Mother who have both been there for me when didn't think I could go a day more! With the power of the Holy Spirit to aid us, we will always be guided on the right path no matter what chaos is going on--around us or within. Peace and Love.
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>>700152393
Rem~! What's up?
>hugs

>>700152464
But amatsu isn't here

>>700152513
Hey Fran. What's up?

>>700152564
Its a trap!
>good choice
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>>700151979
Free food is the best kind of food lol

Listen to any more Rush lately?
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>>700152513
Hi and bye.
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>>700152441
Hah!
>

>>700152468
Carrot meat. Sounds cool.

>>700152564
Still, honest to god thought it was a chick until the anime said it's a guy.

>>700152582
Honestly, the fact I guessed she was a Vocaloid is an achievement for me. And is her voice lower than Meiko's?

>>700152694
I've been doing fine
>hug
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>>700151941
I don't have the mathematical skills for it. I'm shite at numbers that aren't money.
>didn't even take a 12th grade math course
>>700152044
Vraiment. Truly. But English is a weird mishmash of inexplicable exceptions that outnumber rules, each of which contradicts another, brought together from several current and a few dead languages. Kind of like how the Bible is consistent only in being self-contradictory crap cobbled together by a bunch of Arabs thousands of years ago and mistranslated more often and more powerfully than I used to fuck my ex girl. Nihil novi sub sole.
>>700152395
My mother would murder me if I tried to teach my sisters gunstuff.
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>>700152694
very true.... I will return when the full heretic edition arrives
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Nidalee is a fun champ
>Claiming Saber
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>>700151882
Love live lilly?

>>700151941
Tired but goooood. You?

>>700151979
Yup it is. Been awhile since i game with him. Black flags
>help me bob im bully in the alley

>>700152283
>

>>700152395
If anything, she might call you brother or uncle rather than dad assuming she has one

>>700152441
No

>>700152513
Night
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>>700152880
I'm glad to hear that :)

>>700152923
Hey, Mercy! What do you think of the new Emotes?

>>700152942
Alright fam. Cya then

>>700153104
Smuggles~
>tight hugs
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>>700152880
About the same as Meiko. Though there are a couple songs that use her Native voice, songs like, "Plane Theory" and "Prototype." All originals by NikiP.

>>700152923
Yellowsensei Mercy? Or there mercy?
Also, Hi!

>>700153104
Wow smug smug, shush.
Just cause I've been away for a month, give or take, shouldn't be a reason for you to forget me. </3
>pic
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>>700152980
#SpearChucker
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>>700151882 (QT)
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>>700153685
JIB! Long time. ^_^
How's life been?
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>>700152923
I come from a HUGE gun family.
>>700153104
To explain that part I'm gonna put it in TLDR form
>Her parents were fucking pricks who tried to abuse her.
>J took all of the abuse as a lightning rod.
>I helped him out by giving him a laptop (before I found out about his abuse)
>He used it to record evidence.
>They broke the screen
>He brought it to me for repairs
>Found the evidence.
>Courtcase.jpg
I ended up winning that case, and they finalized the papers and shit and were ready to shut the case.
>But his parents got fucked up by a semi truck on the freeway
>RIP them
He got an apartment and took his little sister with him
>It had been about half a year, I decided since he's starting college he needs to move in with me to save money
>Plus I want his little sister growing up in a stable household where she won't have to rely on her older brother
I think she might call me uncle too.
>J is glad I'm acting like a father to her.
>He thinks its important she has a fatherly role model who cares about her.
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I'll be right back.

I'm gonna restart my phone really quick
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>>700152395
Yeah, sounds like good buisness.
>What state tho?
>>700152441
Not a lot of attention
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>>700152468
Carrot "meat"
>>700152513
Sounds great man.
>>700152923
My mom didn't like me telling my sister about knives, hates that I like guns, yet she shoots.
>>700153630
Not sneaky at all.
>>700153791
>Good person
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I am back now
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>>700154102
Shhhh, I so was!
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>>700152513
If that's the case then that was for the best. See ya around.

>>700152724
No doubt man.

Not as much as i should be doing, but YYZ is fucking sick.

>>700153104
Well that's nice, get some good memories going. You know it man.
>What shall we do with a drunken sailor.

>>700152283
Sup Prinz, how are you?

>>700153630
I thought the Bronco would of gotten you by now.

>>700151882
Been awhile.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scm3HEhJYY
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>>700153201
Haven't been able to play with a broken controller.
>>700153592
What?
>>700153791
My mother is extremely antigun. I have a special place in my heart for battle rifles and subguns. Also, his parents sound like cunts who deserved to be hit by that truck. The best way to apply a subgun is VERY FUCKING LIBERALLY INTO THE BACKS OF PEOPLE WHO HURT CHILDREN.
>>700154102
My mother is the only one in my house who has a chance at out-shooting me. She hates guns. Why.
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>>700153776
You were the one not showing up though
All is well that ends well, I guess
That sounds more down than it needs to tbh
Life has been fair i guess
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>>700153201
How have you been?

>>700153592
Ah, okay then. What made you choose Lily? Her personality?

>>700154189
Welcome
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>>700154429
Nah man, I've tamed it fairly well!
>I'll try and hook up my camera tonight to show you the drive.
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>>700154429
Hiya Maki! Ah nothing much, just thought I'd pop in for a thread before i sleep. You?

>>700154480
Awww rip. I hope ya get a new one soon!

>>700154667
I've been pretty well! Had some small Issues but those are sorted out. You~?
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>>700154102
>Mfw I tell people that story and they think I'm the most holy person ever.
I work in Idaho, its a pretty hick style state
>but the gun laws are amazing.
>There aren't TOO many people
>A lot of people here are either incompetent or lazy
>Computing industry is great here
Micron is an amazing thing.
>>700154480
Agreed.
>I feel bad for you since your mum is antigun.
>Small Children Must Be Protected At All Costs.
Honestly if it was legal I would've shot 'em.
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>>700152880
>Only one ocontributing.
Still great.

>>700153104
>>700154102
Damn it, there will come a day when I perfect the art of panty-posting. I swear it.
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>>700154429
It has been, yeah?
I've been busy with WoW progressions, Volunteer work and looking for actual work...
How bout you Maki? How's life?

>>700154480
I mean, at some point, there were 2 Mercy's. So I wanted to ask who you were, original mercy or other, or maybe a 3rd, I don't know. ;~;
I'm sorry!

>>700154575
I know. Very much a long while... I haven't had much time to come here. Might stay for a week maybe longer/permanent.

>>700154667
Tsun and Yan.
Internet .Co doesn't really have a set personality for her, nor a set last name. Though I assume she was made to be more of a Tsun.

BUT, I prefer her Yan side. C:
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>>700154307
Not at all.
>lvl100 sneak
>>700154429
Shave his back with a rusty razor
>>700154480
Ripperoni.
>Shooting competition in /waifu/
>>700154850
>And all those potatoes.
>>700154975
Bow down to the master.
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>claimed
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>>700154827
I'm a little tired
>you post the wew and I'll feel slightly upset

>>700154975
Sad day
>Have another?

>>700155127
If you knew me irl, I'm quite a tsun. I also like yans.
>I guess Rem counts as both?
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>>700155327
Is this the same person shinoa always talks about?
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Love
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I went out for a run a while ago

It was 81° then

It's 79° now, it's supposed to be up in the hundreds midday tomorrow

Thank god I don't have anything to do
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>>700155221
Taters. The staple of this state.
>Big Ass Tater On A Truck!
>WHERE IT GO?
That fuckin commercial makes me kek.

>Penny~
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>>700155327
NWKQBWODBWODBWIDBEJE
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>>700154975
DO NOT BOW TO MIZORE!
>You'll end up getting more than you bargained for if you do!

>>700155221
AKSHUALLY.... nope.
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my friend is trying to convince me to waifu should get off b
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>>700154850
It is one of the very few things that can make me genuinely tremble with anger. I hate being around children. But it just isn't fucking okay to beat on someone who has no means of defending themselves against you, or, worse yet, is dependent upon you, especially not for no reason or for a trivial reason. People who hurt children, ESPECIALLY their own children, ought to fucking kill themselves. If there is a crime on God's green earth that warrants execution, it's child abuse.
>opinions probably influenced by suffering abuse
>>700155127
I think I'm original.
>>700155221
>tfw haven't shot in years
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>>700154429
Hell yeah dude! Probably my favorite instrumental song. Listen to La Villa Strangiato. It's another instrumental by Rush, and is just as awesome as YYZ (if you can get through all 9 minutes of it)
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>>700155443
Sleep then!
>ewe

>>700155594
What
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>>700155613
That's why by the grace and glory of the God Emperor they were plowed by a trucker on the interstate!
>Ironically I met him in a bar later that day after it happened, celebration drinks
>I bought him a drink cause he looked down, he told me he killed some people on the highway
I ended up buying him another drink and telling him about the people he killed.
>"Huh, I feel a lot better. Thanks for the beer!"
kek
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Also I return comrades

>>700155780
he says waifu should not be on b only on go back to a but meh
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>>700156180
>It can't go to /a/
>There are vidya and american cartoon waifus
>They'll hang us.
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>>700155471
What?
Never seen it.
>>700155589
>Nope
Yup, see, you can't even see me.
>
>>700155613
Haven't shot in over a year.
>Rip
>>700156180
Ask him what threads should be on /b/, out of the 110 possible threads up at once why should this single one not be allowed?
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>>700156438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMj22RMSfN8&ab_channel=IdahoPotatoVideos
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>>700156075
Keks are being had. A small spark of hope has joined the ABSOLUTE HATRED slowly swelling to fill my insides in the place of a meaningful connection with another physical person.
>>700156438
It makes me sad. Maybe I'll buy a CO2 gun and some paper targets and go shoot groupings innawoods sometime.
>have to do even this in secret because mother is libshit
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POKEMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS STARTS IN 8 HOURS!!!! HYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE!!!!!!!
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>>700155594
Oh, you got back with your friend?
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>>700156438
meh he hates 4chan any way so how are you guys
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>>700156792
no my skype friend ive got my three skype friends still
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>>700154807
>I've tamed it fairly well!
>Name is Bronco
Cheeki. Sounds good though.

>>700154827
>Pic
Amazing kek. Ah well nice to see ya, just sitting around for the night, not as sleepy yet.

>>700155127
Didn't mean it in a condescending way. Yeah you have a reason to be busy, nice to hear though, hope you find something worthwhile out there. Started classes not to long ago, about the only new thing. Other than that, things could be better but no use in complaining.

>>700155221
Early in the morning.

>>700155629
Same, loved every second of it. Ayy that one came on next actually, just as good.
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>>700156180
Ooh okay. I agree in a way. This is an anime thread, therefore it should be on a. But /a/ would just be full of "my waifus better" Which is why we stay here.
And American cartoon waifus are a nono on a soooooo

>>700156771
AYYYYY
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>>700155464
n i c e

>>700155780
Nah, I think I'm alright.
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>>700153201
Huggles!

>>700153592
Aww im sorry! Just need to be sure!

>>700153630
I c u

>>700153791
God bless all of you

>>700154429
Hell yeah. I love the mayan armor. Makes me feel like ironman
>now she sails for the horn or something
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Im back my dudes. Home at last.
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Forgot pic
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>>700156615
Kek. Nice.
>>700156730
Pellet guns are what I used as a kid. Would shoot it across a field at my pump house.
>>700156969
Way ho up she rises.
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>>700156730
Just remember, people can be good.
>The world will always give its dues so long as good people exist.
>>700156896
Oh hey Esdeath.
>>700157080
Thanks ^^
>>700157145
Yo~
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>>700156969
Oh I'm glad to hear that :)
Its good to see ya too.
Ooh okay, just don't push yourself if ya feel tired Alright~?

>>700157019
Okay

>>700157080
Smuggles~

>>700157145
Welcome back rory!
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>>700157007
AYYYYYYY
I can't wait to see the Pokken Tournament coverage! It's the first year that it's been added as a competition at worlds.
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>>700155446
You say that like you're answering a telephone. I would not know if Shinoa talks about me. I haven't posted in over a month. I wouldn't think I'd have left a lasting impression, though.

>>700155584
Good lord, that would make for an interesting sound. It's good to make your acquaintance once again! How's your summer going, Shinoa-bro?
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>>700157315
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>>700157007
makes sense yeah so how are you

>>700157329
hey u how are you
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>>700156438
But you're not John Cena!

>>700156969
The name isn't Bronco. It IS a Bronco, that's the model! I don't name thing's that aren't mine!

>>700157080
Oh hey Smuggles, you missed this really nice guy yesterday! They live in Texas to, and they're just as smug as you! They're even called Smugs!

>Off to work I go!
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>>700156794
I'm doing fine, plan on watching something later and listening to Kirby music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=iG971BOsruA
>>700156896
Nice to know you still have friends elsewhere.
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>>700157493
Pretty good
>Except I can't sleep in my bed now, K has taken it.
>She said she had a nightmare and would feel more comfortable sleeping in my room cause I'm in here.

>Penny~
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>>700157145
hi byrd
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>>700157403
Ooh so it is you! Shinoa's told me a lot about you and I always missed out on talking to you! So how are ya doing?

>>700157358
I can't wait either! The hype is real!

>>700157493
I'm doing well, a little tired though. Yourself?
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>>700157329
I subscribe to William Golding's school of thought on human nature. We are inherently selfish shitbirds. But man overcomes nature. Even his own.
>>700157449
>tfw I learned to shoot with a pellet gun
>tfw literally had a countersniper for an instructor for extremely basic marksmanship
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I forgot i got granola bars and tea when I was at the store

We got so much shit today and it feels great
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>>700157329
What up?
>>700157353
Its good to be here. Im posting in the 19 get unlocks the pic as smug anime girl. I got 18. Dont let me down waifu magic.
>>700157737
Hi
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>>700157505
>
DUn dun dundun dundunduuunnnn
>>700157773
Kek, I'm self taught until I went into the military. I'm really good at Kentucky windage because of it though.
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>>700157760
I tried competing as gardevoir main in pokken, but didn't qualify for worlds... got to compete at nationals though.
You ever try competing in the VGC or TCG?
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>>700156969
A bit of trivia for YYZ: the pattern Peart plays on the cymbal at the start (and the following beat with the whole band) is Morse Code for YYZ. YYZ is the International Air Transport Association code for Toronto City's airport where the band is from

Also a bit of trivia for Strangiato, that song (along with Hemispheres from the same album) is the reason the band started writing shorter, more radio friendly songs. They felt they were making beyond their abilities, and was taking a toll on their personal lives.
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>>700157773
Yeah people are usually crap
>But a lot of the time people can be decent.
>>700157863
Hanging out, trying not to type too loud or be too loud in general.
>Thats why I'm not playing Siege.
>Rainbow Six is very loud for me.
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>>700157546
keke you and Kirby sounds fun though

>>700157712
k? who is K

>>700157760
im fine wathing future diary and loving yuno way to much she is giving me heretical thoughts though i could never part with esdeath my brains is screaming for her to be a second waifu kek
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Hello everyone
>no life has returned
>Juvia claimed
>just happy to be back
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>>700157863
Its good to see you here!
>what

>>700158154
Aww that sucks. Maybe next time!
Oh no I'm not big into fighting games and stuff. I suck at all of em kek. I just bought skullgirls on PC though, gonna try and get good at that.

>>700158443
>she is giving me heretical thoughts
Don't you dare do it
>second waifu
DONT YOU DO IT
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>>700157329
Youre welcome dude but wow

>>700157353
Huggles~

>>700157403
Would it now? :p
Its doing mighty fine. I annoyed a friend to about this thread, birthday passed, work is good. You got telegram or something?

>>700157505
Holy shit for real? And prinz only calls me smuggles btw. Gotta meet thos guy one day
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>>700155443
You could count her as both, though, reading the manga, she seems mostly Tsun, have a bit of a Yan side but it's situational. XD

Also, I have a friend cosplaying as her. So I know very well how cute she is and what not, cause I was told this.

>>700155613
Well I have both Mercy's in my Bnet so I asked by Bnet name. Haha.

>>700156969
I was agreeing with you! I wasn't being sarcastic! Sorry! >.<

And yeah got used to that in HS. I miss HS...

>>700157080
You sure you didn't forget me? ;~;
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>>700158708
Im sure! I remember them love live yandere pics
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>>700158620
I wont esdeath would torture me to death yuno is awesome and hot but esdeath has a couple more whining properties
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>>700151982
check these trips
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>>700155443
It's more of a mix between a sad and irritable day.

>>700155221
>Bow down.
What do I get out of it?

>>700155589
>Getting more than what I bargained for.
Explain please.
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>>700158846
And I still have them!
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>>700158708
I have a friend who cold cosplay her but it would seem weird asking
>Jealous of you.
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>>700158620
Yup, gonna try again next year.
Hope you have a fun time with skullgirls, I've never heard of it. Does it have a big competitive scene?
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>>700159199
See? Told ya i remember!
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>>700158247
You want a great instrumental?
https://youtu.be/gsoNl0MzDFA
https://youtu.be/hNKjuC2kSPs
Have 2.
>>700158386
Im pretty quiet when gaming. Unless its MWO. Then I have to be loud to call targets.
>>700158620
Theres a trollthread that said '19 unlocks the pic'. There were so many 18 and 20 gets it was just bad. I posted once with a smug anime girl pic and got 18.
>>700158846
Rory turns Yan for a second when Lelei reveals the marriage ruling.
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>>700158443
K is my friend J's young sister
>She's 9
>She was in the house when all that cray shit went down
>She's surprisingly understanding of the situation.
She likes living here because I'm super nice to her and treat her as if she's my own kid.
>J's a college student who's my closest friend, he's 18 and I told him to come live with me so he could save money on rent and also so his sister wouldn't have to rely on her older bro.
>>700158686
I do a lot of shit for people.
>But I love it, I enjoy helping, makes me feel gud.
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Okay so I somehow ended up stabbing my hand earlier today and never noticed it until now

It wasn't that bad but it still hurts a bit

What do
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>>700159492
I can be quiet but when I play Rainbow Six I get a bit noisy cause callouts and tactical teamwork.
>Plus sometimes I get mad when Ubisoft's servers fuck out on me.

>Penny~
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>>700159199
>>700158846
Misclicked, forgot pic and more messages...
But yeah! I have yet to find more though...

>>700159219
Doesn't hurt to ask. My friend asked her brother to join her as Ram. Sadly it didn't work.
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>>700158443
It's incredibly fun, each game is different from the other in some way, for example Super Star Ultra has 8 or 10 Story modes with their own gimmick including one where you play as Meta Knight through all the others. or Robobot with the robot armor.

The levels are pretty comfy and peaceful and the boss fights are extremely intense, like the Meta Knight or Galacta Knight fights, some fights i have to question like Zero and his bloody eye though. and the soundtrack for each game is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0dzzE9MJFI

If you do get into it i suggest Robobot or Super Star Ultra.
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>>700158038
Lead pellets will always be nostalgic for me.
>one of the few skills in which I take any real pride
>met one of my best friends at an instructors' course
>shooting is a repetitive action which I find calming and therapeutic
God, being able to shoot made me SO happy.
>>700158386
I haven't let school, the internet and fast food TOTALLY murder my optimism.
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>>700158686
What's up smuggles~

>>700158974
Good! Don't make your waifu upset!

>>700159303
Great! I wish you the best of luck.
I don't really know. I saw some people playing it at a local convention and it looked fun asf

>>700159492
Ooh okay

>>700159670
Green text story fam
>with pic
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Hello friends!
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>>700157315
Put him in a longboat till he's sober.

>>700157353
Gotcha, usually just pass out on the norm anyways haha. Get some good rest my man, well when you go to sleep heh.

>>700157505
I knew that, just a really well placed reference.

>>700158247
There's no way I would of picked that up heh. that's neat though, put some creative thought into that. Morse code, sure is something.

That's understandable, hell that's ok as well, really enjoyed them.

>>700157080
>Not wearing anything but the robes
Can't remember that one.

>>700158708
Oh, no need. My bad heh. Yep, when things were a bit easier.
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>>700159757
Optimism is good!
>I use to be an edgy pessimistic piece of shit before I realized how bad I felt and how much I hated it.

>Penny~
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>>700159169
Care to talk about it?

>>700159687
Sometimes guys can cosplay girls really well
>Especially since Ram is flat

>>700159874
>nibble
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>>700158974
>yuno is awesome and hot
You sure about that?
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>>700159841
What is there to greentext

I might have stabbed myself with something earlier today in my pocket, but i washed my hands a lot too, there wasn't much blood in my pockets, or on my pants. If there were any, i wouldn't be able to see it anyways since they're black
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>>700159841
I'll check it out, I just really got into fighting games and am trying to branch out farther from just pokken and sm4sh.
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>>700159169
A surprise panty.
>>700159670
Describe or picture wound.
>>700159757
I'd fill gatorade bottles with baking soda and vinegar when I'd shoot them, it was awesome blowing them up.
>>700159874
Spotted
>>700159910
Put him in bed with the captains daughter.
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>>700159944
I can't really help it. Optimism is hard.
Mercy is sleepy. Goodnight, you marvelous faggots. I love you.
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>>700159541
oh I see I cant stand children myself taking care of something makes my skin crawl

>>700159725
wish i still had vidya that excited me this much back in my halo days oh I yern for those

>>700159841
kek no wouldnt happen

>>700160158
Is she not how is she not?
> still like you waifu btw
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>>700157760
How did...? Never mind. I'm doing well, except for this terrible strep throat. It hasn't stopped me from going about my day, but to feel fatigued every second is torture. And how are you faring? Also, I'm Eureka-anon, by the way, and it's nice to meet you.

>>700158686
It would. It's great to hear you're doing well. I honestly didn't think I'd ever meet you again. The internet's a big place. I had half-expected you to have moved on. "Annoyed a friend"? You've added real life friends to this group? That's a pretty impressive charisma. I just had to Google what telegram was, unfortunately.
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>>700159953
>lick

>>700160337
Hey Mizore! How's it going?

>>700160608
Night night Mercy!
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>>700160703
I am not fond of her.
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>>700159874
Hanako <3
Lilly prefered but she's 2nd
But of course, no one beats my Lily. <3
(Lily / Lilly pun, cause my waifu is Lily ((Vocaloid)) but I also like Lilly from KS.)

>>700159910
Agreed, I'm saddened by life and what not. But hey! Freedom. I feel sooooo good! Though I miss simply shit. No doubt about it.

>>700159953
Lol ouch. And yeah, though I told her she can do better as Ram cause she's flat.
Also, saved.

>>700160608
Nite Mercy.
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>>700160608
Night ^^
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>>700159670
As long as it isn't bleeding, go and take some painkillers.

>>700159874
>I had a random thought just now.
>Bacon flavored cake.

>>700159953
It's fine.

>>700160337
>I thought you said party instead of panty.
Damn, I'm getting tired.
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>>700159910
Ooh okay.
Thanks! You do the same :)

>>700160315
o

>>700160318
Ooh nice. The only other fighting games I played were Sm4sh and Melee. I suck at both though :/

>>700160703
Better not

>>700160711
Hm?
Ooh sorry to hear that. Hopefully you get better soon! Other than that part I'm glad to hear that :)
I'm doing well! Played a couple of games of Overwatch earlier and now I'm just chilling on here before I go to bed.
Its a pleasure to meet you too, Eureka! I'm Prinz~
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>>700159910
I'm kind of weird like that. I like knowing the background of songs and how the artists made them.

>>700159492
I need to listen to some more Dream Theater, I love prog rock
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Major Motoko Kusanagi, the best, better than the rest.
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>>700160608
Have a nice night
>>700161058
Who do you main in sm4sh? I'm a devoted DK main, but I can play a decent mario if I don't like the matchup. It's just too fun to spike people off the stage as DK.
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>>700160703
I feel like a dad and its enjoyable
>I have a strong fatherly urge right now
>Especially knowing I can't have kids of my own because infertility.

Anyway, Penny's heading to bed, night all!
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>>700160851
how could you not she is so goooood
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>>700160874
Hilarious.

>>700160990
>Just chocolate is fine

>>700161058
>I spy with my little eye
>The best bote in this thread
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>>700161226
>Somebody picks from waifu from GITS
Noice.
>I fucking love GITS
Good waifu tbh.
>>
>>700160608
Night fag!
>>700160823
Pretty good, chillin.
>>700160990
Rip.
>>700161226
Man in a female body.
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>>700160703
I suppose you could look for something that would do so.

Not sure what else to suggest besides Kirby or Xenoblade though.
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>>700159492
Oh

>>700159541
It really is. Best part is knowing that it'll come back to you

>>700159687
Wew. Got em in your love live folder? You also like umi right?

>>700159841
Playing killing floor. You?

>>700159910
Its the one where you have to collect all the mayan stones. Great armor. No hood sadly

>>700160711
It is a big place but coming here narrows it down right? Did you now? Im stuck here forever lol. Yup and i know. TOO CUTE
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>>700161289
Don't judge me but... Corrin ;w;

>>700161386
>I spy with my little eye
>someone who was late to class :^)
Whats up?

>>700161473
In bed :3
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