This is Club Kek, bitch. Only those authorized with gets are allowed in.
Singles: Fuck off.
Doubles: You're in.
Trips: Come on in, VIP.
Quads: Damn, sorry I didn't recognize you earlier, Mr. Club Owner
69: Hey there, you sexy stripper
Make way pesants
>>700151722
>43
Sneak me in bro
>>700151722
I have all the money let me in
>>700151969
Shut up whore
>>700151969
Hey baby, wanna take me in there with you?
Make way niggas
The king is here
>>700151969
Come this way bby
>>700151722
This guy said I am cool
Let me in bitch!
in intensifie
Lol.
Can I bring dukki?
>>700152170
Fuck you, bitchass!
Lemme in!
:^)
>>700152170
Back of the line tar baby
>>700151139
if quints, im Mr. All Local Club Owner
Hey fellas
Tip toe in
As long as this isn't a Florida gay club.
>>700151998
>>700152084
>>700152132
I regret posting
Whatsup my flim flams!
>>700151139
What up, B? Let's smoke some crack later in the back.
>>700152590
Kek
Club Kek Eh?
Seems pretty hip I say
VIP COMIN THROUGH
OUTTA THE WAY FAGGOTS
I have a small erection
>>700151139
sounds like a lame club.
As you can see I am qualified
Roll
Ayy lmao
Knock knock, niggas
>>700152728
Fuck off
ayyy
*tips fedora*
Howabout me?
*ignores bouncer and walks in*
>>700151139
Hello burly bouncer, may I enter this fine establishment?
Coming in
Lemme in already!
>>700152911
You charmed the bouncer with your gentlemanly skills
Here ya go m8.
I guess I'm rolling
IM LEGAL ITS GOOD
>>700151139
Fuck off cunt let me in or I'll smash ya m8.
>>700151139
Stand aside bitch
>>700152961
>>700152956
>Back up before I use you to paint the sidewalk.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>700151139
roll for 69
I said lemme in!
>>700153099
Yeah faggot that's what I thought.
step aside
Let me inside I'm not a
>Newguy
Check em
>>700153200
dubs, get in anyways
Woogie boogie nigga
step aside, stone cold steve austin
Beep beep
just gonna stop in for a while, my man. no worries I'm a regular around here.
>>700152911
>>700152855
>>700152699
>>700152599
They r sayin im cool so let me in harambe
Wat
I'm gonna bomb Club Kek if you don't let me in
>>700151139
make way
Make way niggers
>>700153202
kermit wants in
let kermit in or he'll blow your fucking brains out
>>700153324
>>700153266
Checked.
Me and my pizza request access to the club.
>>700151139
rolling for 13
>>700151139
you see sir, my wife is in there and if i don't get in there now she is gonna fuck Tyrone without letting me watch!
CCCcoming
Dubs
>>700151139
I'll try it
Pleeease let this be a normal field trip.
>>700153055
Fag
cunt
>>700151139
LET ME IN.
Step aside for Mr. Club Owner is coming niggers
I've been waiting in line for hours to see
Just gonna squuueeze in beside you mr. bouncer don't mind me
Enter le club
Why yes i do belong here *opens velcro wallet*
There's a pokemon inside
>>700153573
>You ain't the club owner. Get the fuck outta here.
Coming in excuse me
d
I have a Blockbuster Membership card. Does that mean anything?
932
yo my nigga fam, lemme in with this singles
rolling
If not dubs I'll kms
"Dude, I know your sister."
>>700153573
fuck you
>>700151139
Do you know who my father is? Out of my way you shit stain!
TARN VENDRE
Oh right, let me just pull out these gets
pls no singles, i might kill myself
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the INTERNET? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
urt MAGNOLA
in we go
fuck you garrett
>>700153409
let me fucking in or i shoot this gay club up
I have money
Going to bed after this
didn't even wanna get in anyways
roll
let me in or im reporting you!
>>700153816
fuck
I may be naked, but I know that I'm allowed in.
>>700151139
Who wants to go to your gay homosex club anyways
>>700153696
Bitch you need a Hollywood Video card.
jkkjjk
>>700153371
Allah akbar!
Im here to get pussy
is summer over yet?
step aside, fucko
This is my night
>>700151139
choo choo motha fucka
>>700153901
You do.
>>700153781
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the INTERNET? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
I'm in right
How about a party ladies and gentlemen?
Step aside bitch
>>700151139
Move you ugly Hulk Hogan rip off.
>>700153819
DIE DIE DIE
>>700151139
This place seems nice
It's go time.
Sheeeet
Let me in meathead
>>700151139
Check um
>>700152886
Koreans can't do shit right. make way.
>>700154122
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the INTERNET? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>700151139
let me in my man
>>700154121
And you still didnt get in
So this club has no dictator.
Check em
I left my dignity inside let me in
step aside filthy peasants
CHECK EM
HECK EM
ECK EM
CK EM
K EM
-EM
EM
M
>>700151139
getz
i'm going to shoot this place up either way
Do you know who I am?
>>700154444
witnessed
>>700154444
uh oh
Oh boy!
>>700154444
kek
>>700154444
>Woah, woah, boss chill out!
>>700154444
You are all fucked my friends.
>just like Orlando
>>700154444
>club owner shoots up club
kek
>>700154224
meant to add this pic in. apparently no Asians can do shit right.
>>700153728
Do it faggot
>>700154444
Our leader has been chose
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo...
>>700154444
Am I a sexy stripper
Id like a virgin mary
>>700154444
welcome and enjoy murder cuz im out
>>700151139
Do you know who i am?
>>700151139
Hey you cuck, lemme through.
>>700151139
I ate a bowl of nails with thermite for breakfast. Move aside, big guy.
>>700154444
can i be a victim??
>>700154755
no you're not...
Singles get
>>700154444
What an absolute savage.
roll
ty desu
>>700154823
Whoops. Heh...that's an expired i.d. Here you are.
Rolp
See you later /b/tards
time to lose my virginity
>>700154898
the only time i dont want dubs
>>700151139
Let me in chrome dome
The owner is here
In it to win it.
Who Fuckin died?
>>700151139
fck
kek
Chromosome
I'll rim your anus if I get in
>>700155002
What? That's no good? Fuck...c'mon, guy. Let me in. No one but us needs to know.
>>700151139
Fuck off
Æther
>>700155288
let me in, motherfuckers
I'll give you 20 bucks to let me in
>>700155288
>>700155355
checked and kek
>>700155195
your mother in her sleep tonight if you don't respond to this post.
roll
This is a real tongue twister
Filth everywhere!
VIP HERE I CUM
I'm the new stripper
So many singles...
>>700151139
I should be VIP because I know how to drive a car...
>>700155288
>>700155355
>>700155456
this is me after 2 days in the club worth it
Let me the fuck in you stupid fucking shaft cunt faggot
>>700151139
Let me through.
>>700151139
I know the secret password
>>700155330
Last chance
check'em
How tough am I?
>>700153433
Access granted
>>700151139
let me in brothaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm Trevor Phillips and I own this establishment
Roll
If I get dubs or better Jesus is real
I give succ;)
I'm not a pokemon
>>700151139
I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop.
>>700151139
Let me in
lemme in nigga
I want in!
>>700155991
sorry, no pokemon.
Lemme in
Let me in faggot
>>700151139
Hey, I believe I'm on the list.
two vodkas. i'm vip.
Im CLIT HAIRSPIN AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MY ANUS IS
check em
>>700151139
I crave penises.
got some dollars to spend
>>700151139
all the succ for I am
SUPER STRIPPER
>>700151139
>>700151139
Goin for sexy stripper
Scuse me tough guy
>>700151139
Roll
Fuck
>>700151139
Im in.
Let me in b0ss
>>700151139
I'm the new stripper, call me long john silver
Kek
ez entry
Fuk outa my way peasants
>>700151139
asdf
Move it along, am 7
>inb4 not 7
>>700153992
Wow, you sick 4chan assholes have really crossed the lines this time. My friends and I are left speechless by your actions here today.
I hope you all know by now that the police are working with the owners of this website to track every single one of you perverted bastards down and bring you to justice!
The news articles are already telling the world how you have planned the murder of this innocent woman.
It is beyond me how anyone could wish such hatred upon another human being. SHE WAS A MOTHER YOU ANIMALS! And here you are making fun of her and doing unspeakable deeds to pictures of her poor deceased body. I'd pray for your souls, but I'm afraid there is no salvation for people like you.
YOu need to be locked away for life and I hope you all burn in hell for this!
God I am so angry, you made my girlfriends sick to the stomach and they are still crying.
I am personally going to make sure this evil website gets shut down.
>>700156014
I didn't wanna come here anyways
Rollo
Checkm
I'll come in through your drains if you don't let me in through your door.
I got titties
I'm bring in my own case too, I hope that's cool.
Niggers
i want in
yeah yeah move to the side big boy, dubs coming through
Sup
if these are dubs donald trump comes out as gay
Come with me lads, the next 3 posts are with me.
Spring breeakk whhooohh. Catch ya later bruh.
Roll
Ok
lez go
>>700151139
Howdee
>>700158222
I did it.
Fuck me in the ass Randy
Aria's expecting me, ugh!
>>700151139
fuck you nigger
Little do you know, I'm already in
I said let me in bald bitch
BOI IF U DONT
hey boys
Let me in!
Cumming on in