I'm an 18 year old female that just inherited $16,150. What should I do with it?
Give it to me
Post tits
Give some to me
Get rid of the choker you slut
Love like a neet for a while.
Get breast implants.
Open the first brothel in your town
Tits out for harambe
Binge anime.
>>700148249
I find the lack of tits or gtfo disturbing
Move on over to /k/
>>700148249
Invest in something useful like an education? Also tits or gtfo.
>>700148249
Invest
PayPal
[email protected]
Turn your house into a crack house
post tits w/ timestamp
Up ass with timestamp
My dubs suggest that you should donate it to your states autism awareness and research society
>>700148760
Yee
That ain't that much. Save most of it for a rainy day. That isn't even going to get you a cheap new car like a civic, with all tax, title, license, etc and 6 months insurance.
>>700148249
Weed. Buy it in a legal state and go flip it in another.
>>700148375
Nope, I like the choker. Send me $500, I need to buy some dope.
>>700148249
Prostate exam
>>700148249
Buy a big dildo and ride it for me!!! Also more pics op
>>700148249
Pay off any debts and forget you have it for a few years.
>nice choker
It's the closest thing to a real fetish that I have.
>>700148249
Buy a bad dragon chance unflared horse dildo with cumtube, spend your days riding horse dick
>>700148760
Reroll for this.
And yeah mate you should also post tits
PayPal me $1000
[email protected]
I'm sure you're gonna blow it on a shitty car and not show us your tits so how about you just fuck off.
Invest in a roth IRA. Don't know what it is or how? Don't matter, you can pay someone to set it up. Could be a small amount to invest, and then you can do whatever you'd like.
>>700148249
Travel the world. Stay in travellershostels, take jobs on the go. That should be enough to "do" basically everything except stuff like easter islans, antartica and such.
Buy sexual toys and do a video to 4chan
>>700148249
Blackjack and hookers
>>700148359
this
>>700148249
Nice choker, do you do anal too?
>>700148249
Show your tits then put 75% of it in a CoD or good investment portfolio I'm talking about your tits not the money
>>700148249
Save it op
>>700148249
Post tits
>>700148249
Buy 100 ecstasy tabs, a case of body lotion and a gross of condoms and get your pretty little ass over to my place pronto!
>>700148249
Grown ass man here OP.
I'll give you ACTUAL useful advice.
If you don't have a degree, go get one, immediately. In STEM, not arts or social studies.
OR save it. Literally just put in the bank and leave it there as a cushion.
Having a financial safety net when shit inevitably hits the fan is a HUGE leg up in life.
Tits or gtfo tw@
>>700148249
cocaine and ecstasy?
..do you not know how to party? could have a few epic parties with that kind of money.
Buy me a pony. Show us your tits, open a cd account.
>>700149810
thank you OP <3 more please!
>>700149810
Would suck tbh
>>700149810
moar
>>700149810
you are wearing a choker i assume you do great at oral
>>700148249
build a portfolio of diversified preferred holdings
it's not enough money to do anything with unless you have more money behind it. (like a down payment on a rental property)
>>700149810
Sharpie in pooper.
College. Goto college, get a stem degree with humanities minor
>>700148249
just blow it on drugs
>>700149991
Yes, i've been told haha
>>700148249
> Step 1
Don't brag about having money to people
> Step 2
Put like 1 or 2 grand (at least) into savings for an emergency
> Step 3
Buy a reliable car
> Step 4
Do research and invest
> Step 5
Buy furniture for your eventual apartment / house you'll live on your own in
> Step 6
Take a small vacation when you can. Try to limit yourself to like 500-1000 for this.
> Step 7
Hwve fun but stay conservative with your money. It won't last forever.
Harambe deserves pussy pic
Do me. Duh
>>700149810
pussy next?
Get urself better camera take manny pictures and send them to me
>>700149810
harambe was clearly an ass man
>>700149810
You got a big belly button it looks like a mouth and your tits look like eyeballs
>>700150250
Best advice I've seen yet.
>>700149810
Lower face/below the nose? Putting money on a cute af jawline
>>700149810
Nice tits. Pussy pl0x
>>700150187
>>700149810
post lips
> inherited $16,150. What should I do with it
spend it on lingerie, and post it here
Invest in your dreams OP, it's what Harambe would want, as well as pussy lips spread open!
sharpie in the pooper
i know a guy who could turn that $16,150 into $16.50
>>700150250
yep seems legit
>>700150409
That's actually funny as shit. I embrace that.
>>700150485
Absolutely fucking this
take that fucking thing off your neck
Fuck the money.
Go out and fuck a random stranger raw and get impregnated.
Post pic of pussy dripping wet with cum with timestamp after
Use it towards college.
>>700150600
Dubs demand
Became a camgirl on mfc. Invest in lingerie, toys, and prizes to send to fags.
Goto school while youre doing this. Even if you make a gajillion dollars in mfc, youll be happier after a thorough education
>>700149810
Any kids yet?
>>700150600
Oh, guys, the choker doesn't mean anything, any bitch can wear one. I must admit, I'm pretty good at sucking a dick, but not so good with anal.
Buy a sexy little black dress.
Wear it on here without underwear.
>>700150768
Hell no
do you go to school in montreal by any chance? hooked up with a girl there and your body is eerily similar to hers
Spread a bunch of money over your naked body, take pics
>>700150518
Rolling for this if dubs post pussy
>>700148249
Buy some drugs and invest at least 10k
>>700150870
Nah, man
>>700149810
Finally, a fucking femanon who follows the rules.
>>700150187
Fuck that's hot
>>700150791
fake as hell
>>700150870
Daniel?
Ever been creampied?
Set up a vanguard S&P tracker fund and don't touch it for at least 10 years
>>700150879
I would definitely do this if I had some cash with me right now
>>700148249
>Financial planner here.
Do you plan on going to school?
What other plans do you have for you future ~5 years?
>>700151032
Damn. I wanna see you naked.
>>700151032
post more nekkids. also travel the world. its what im gonna be doing in a few days. just avoid hostels in Prague. People get stabbed over granola bars there.
>>700150250
This is honestly good advice, probably the best in the thread. Invest that shit. I have a friend who got a lot of money from his grandfather dying and he bought a brand new charger and is now badly addicted to heroin. Dont do that.
>>700150791
I think they're cute
Depends on your family situation. If you're lucky, and your parents are helping you out on school, get as much as you can out of that, and dump the money into a vanguard low index fund. Call a representative of their's (https://investor.vanguard.com/mutual-funds/index-funds), and do that ASAP. In four years, when you graduate, that 16,150 becomes something like $22,000.
If you're on your own, pretend that money doesn't exist as much as possible. Still get federal student loans if you need them, since they're a good way to defer money, but keep the money in that fund as backup. Go to the best public school you can, with as much in loans as you can. Don't be stupid and go to a private, $200,000 a year school, unless they're taking on most of the tuition. For the love of god, don't do the whole $20,000+ in loans thing idiots do.
But, if you need small loans, get deffered payment ones, that let you put off as much as possible. Keep the money in that fund in the meantime; once the loans start requiring interest/payments, use a piece of the fund to make up the difference.
This doesn't mean you don't have to work for the rest of your life. $16,000 really isn't a lot of money, it's 3-4 months of pre-tax full time work for most people. That's nice, but if you want it to make a difference in your life, you need to use it wisely. If you take a vacation, get a new phone, get a used great used car, buy a new laptop, you'll be amazed at how quick it's gone.
>>700148249
Best fucking femanon right here. Respeck my nigga.
>>700149810
whats up with your left nip?
>>700151504
ps post booty
>>700151234
I really want to go to culinary school and become a pastry chef, but alas, I currently live nowhere near a culinary school.
>>700151648
Faggot
>>700149810
You have some really cute tits.
I want to cover them with my cum.
my gf thinks wearing a choker is cute .. i think she looks like a slut when she wears it and dont want her to keep it
>>700149810
all this new summer faggots take the old copy pasta bait
well done oldfagg
>>700149810
Squeeze those nips make them hard for /b/ also very hot op thanks
>>700151756
You don't like having a slut to yourself?
>>700151579
I honestly don't know. It doesnt look like that in real life. That pic makes it look like a piece of pepperoni.
>>700149810
Single? Live in wisconsin?
>>700149810
these are much nicer than i expected
>>700151756
What's wrong with her looking like a slut? I love when my GF acts slutty and I see guys staring at her wanting to fuck her.
Don't be insecure. That's the beginning of the end of your relationship.
>>700150976
yup it's me
OP wheres the nudes?
Put $5000 in war bonds
$2000 in stocks
$2000 in a savings just in case
But shit with the rest
>>700152151
Please show ass, you've got my interest
>>700148249
Hey Brooke
>>700152344
Dubbs demands it!
Put it into savings, too many people feel the need to blow off money as soon as they get it.
>>700150250
This
Hang on to it don't buy stupid shit. My brother spent all his on a fucking car and can't even pay for gas or tags or insurance now.
>>700152344
Dubs demand
>>700148249
Well femanon thanks for the tits, im going to print a picture and blow my load on it. Sorry its just I honestly dont care what you want to do in life or even how you will spend your money.
But in a way you made this anons night and instilled some confidence that not all femanons are faggots. There is hope still.
>>700148249
turn that disgusting vagna into a delicious boi pussi
Gift me redeemed riven plz thank you The Swagonborn EUNE
>>700152110
>Return
i do lol i told her today to wear it while i fucked her and called her a slut but i mean i would not like for her to wear it in public for that sole purpose
>>700152424
this
Give it to charity. You'll thank yourself on your death bed
16 Grand is almost nothing now a days. If you're an idiot, you're going going to spend it on a car or any kind of material you think makes you happy.
At 18 years old, the best option for you, given you are passionate about a certain field, is to invest in yourself, and get a decent eduaction . With 16 grand, you can save that money, get yourself a bachelors in a good school, while working little hours on a part time job.
Nice tits btw
Op can we have a pic of your pussy?
Btw the choker makes you look very hot very fuckable.
I want to impregnate you please
>>700152232
yeah i get what your saying
hire me to eat that ass like groceries whenever you snap of course
>>700152232
i think the beginning of the end of a relationship actually might be when you start becoming a cuck
>>700149991
this guy knows all the memes
Stunning.
Show us armpits and sideboob.
>>700152472
Print a picture? Can you hear me back there in the 90's?
You can buy a couple stocks of BRK.B (Berkshire Hathaway Inc.) Live your life normally and just let them grow in the stock market. 20 years from now you'll have 200% profit
>>700000000
This is for all the useful replies. Thanks guys.
I MUST SEE YOUR ASSHOLE
POST IT!!!!!!
>>700152944
>>700152344
Don't deny the dubs OP, if you do your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>700152944
pussy next! Nice ass btw.
>>700150250
This is solid advice
>>700149810
You are exceedingly fuckable.
You're a hot 18yo girl. You have your whole life to be prudent. Fucking enjoy it while you're young.
Also fuck all the white knights in this thread trying to make you do boring shit. Just because they gave up having a fun social life doesn't mean you have to.
>>700152944
spread ass please
>>700148249
Call a lawyer and a financial advisor first thing tomorrow. Don't be an idiot.
>>700152944
can you provide a barrage of pics before you go?
>>700149810
Harambe,
You are truly the love of my life. The past 2 years with you have been absolutely amazing. You make me feel so loved and beautiful. Something nobody has ever made me feel before. I am beyond grateful to have you in my life. You are an amazing husband and an amazing father. You can put a smile on my face without even trying. I could just stare at you forever. You are literally so handsome and perfect. I wouldn't change a single thing about you.
I just want you to know how much I truly love you, and no matter what bullshit we go through, I will always be here for you and I will always love you. You're my soulmate. Nothing will ever change the amount of love I have for you.
Everything will get better handsome. Good things take time. Just stay strong, keep your head up and stay positive. And I promise, before you know it, everything will be okay again. I love you Harambe. I always have and I always will.
>>700153191
Damn. Gotta get my girl one of those.
>>700150250
she got 16k not 160k
>>700152944
Omg perfection!! Would cater to your every whim! Only to taste your sweetness
>>700153166
Dubs check'em
>>700148249
>>700152944
Np. Now show your armpits you lovely son of a bitch.
>>700152847
Until the market collapses again. Honestly invest it all and silver and sell it when Hillary gets elected. If you can buy it under, or at spot you'll at least double your money by November.
It's a sure gamble
>>700150250
i think instead of doing all of those, she should instead just pick one or two of them, since investing would be almost pointless if its too little money
>>700153460
kill yourself
Pussy for harambe
>>700153460
fuck off brian
>>700152944
if dubs post full body
What to do? Ignore these plebeian btards post your kik (a throwaway kik) and then I'll message you on it with a complimentary face and Dick pic. Then you give me your real kik, and we message each other and trade nudes then get offa /b and move to doc or chaturbate and make money by being naked, as for the 16k? Keep it where we are going? We won't need a measly16k
>>700153155
Yeah wtf
>>700152944
10/10 today was a good day, op was not a fag
Flip it.
>>700152847
>only 200% after 20 fucking years
ISHYGDDT
>>700153629
Never invest all in one thing. Diversify you're shit.
>>700152944
Pleaseeee show pussy before you go <3 nice ass btw
>>700153832
Fedora tipper
>>700153925
fuck that fuck you
>>700148249
You should paypal me 100 bucks cause it's my birthday
>>700153460
>>700153832
Hi handsome <3
>>700153606
This.
Except lick your armpits
>>700153460
m'lady
>>700153989
Nah just trying to find a female who will be a slut with me and make money while doing it
on a serious note OP, I'm a financial adviser and I would recommend you invest it. Being 18 it doesn't seem like the best option, but it is. Go to Edward Jones and talk to a CFA about it, or if you want, open a brokerage account and invest it yourself.
>>700153832
wtf is this? counter strike team chat?
>>700154000
trips know
>>700154033
This reminds me of the dark knight movie where Harvey reveals his burnt face
>>700154074
you know what will get a chick wet? being called a female
>>700154054
Jesus Christ, what is it with armpits?
ITT : A plethora of beta virgins.
Harambe would not be proud.
Put a down payment on a house.
>>700154125
It's called being
Bold and confident unlike half of you btards who keep asking for tits
>>700148249
Marry me
>>700154088
this.
if youre only 18, you can have that thing growing for your entire life and by the time youre old enough to retire youll have gobs of money. GOBS
>>700148249
fake tits would be the best investment.
>>700154343
She will only marry you if I get quads
>>700148249
Laser hair removal on your snatch
>>700148249
Forget the money OP, I've got a cock over 8 inches and thick too, and youre fucking sexy. Chat me for some dirty fun
>>700154259
Girl armpits are hot :)
>>700154292
its called being autistic*
apologies for typo above
>>700152944
Black Harambe lives matter
>>700152944
You mentioned culinary school. Don't waste your money. If it's truly a passion you can see yourself investing your life in then start pursuing it now. I'm sure that regardless of where you are there's some decent sit down restaurant. Start there learn as much as you can and move into a city while going to college for any other interest for example literature, while in the bigger city use the experience you have and try to get a job at a nice restaurant that has a name for itself. You might want to go to for the modern cuisine restaurants that are the hype in town but try something traditional, there's something about traditional cuisine that makes it historic and learning from the people that dedicated their lives to a tradition of dining well offer a lot they don't teach in culinary school. From there once you can cook, then start finding what it is you love to cook, what cuisine identifies who you are or why you love culinary. Culinary school is very expensive and not worth it most top chefs including Michelin chefs learned from starting in kitchens as line cooks. There isn't anything a culinary school can teach you that working in a kitchen and getting paid cant. Being a chef is difficult and not for evrryone, you really do dedicate yourself almost entirely to the art, 24/7. But before you waste your money on culinary school find out if it's truly your passion for free while getting paid for it while working in a restaurant. Good luck
>>700154403
>>700154343
samefag kill yourself
>>700154401
Hell no, I had a small chested friend get fake tits and good god they are the worst fucking thing a young woman can do, get a boob job after
Your boobs start sagging not before
>>700154276
and then what? spend 10 years working it off and wondering why the fuck you bought a house?
Go to casino bet it all on roulette, pick red when its 35 to 1 it's a sure win
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>700148249
Feet
>>700154553
>house
Save hundreds of thousands of dollars over renting.
jules?
>>700154723
Rollschild
>>700154699
>You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this?
Yes
>>700154699
Beta White Knight fag detected
>>700152944
post your lips!!!!!
10$ says op is fake though.
OP Where are you from, those are some perfect tits
>>700154292
>Bold and confident
Fine line between that and douchebaggery. People generally don't go on 4chan to hookup.
>>700148249
love girls with chokers, its like they are telling me before sex they swallow.
You should download the Mercari app, Use my invite code so we both get in store credit to spend (code EHVXFW), then buy shit from that cause why not. Or just do it anyway so I get bonus store credits to buy myself some old NES games ya know
"fuck off"
"get a job"
"faggot"
I get it, guys
>>70015496
copypasta
Hi newfriend
>>700155069
When op posts her tits Without a care in the world? She probably would, then again thinking about that she might have AIDS so...
>>700154967
That's it.
I fyou read this your motherboard will die in her sleep tonightdon't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
Buy some more attention
>>700154544
>I had a small chested friend get fake tits
pics or fuck you
>>700155297
Ohfuck.jpeg
OP is a true /b/
>>700154561
ah but my friend, winning in casinos gets you kicked out and your legs broken
>>700155256
Yeah you kind of sound autistic. I doubt anyone hooks up over /b/.
>>700155354
I have pics of before the boob job, and they look so good, but I saw them after didn't save but ugh she's way to skinny for big titz
>>700154292
>bold and confident
>on /b/
faggot
HOLA SALUDAME WITH TITS
>>700154273
>plethora
>>700155538
comon already then
>>700148249
Purchase 43 shares of DIA and 100 shares of DTA exchange traded funds. Collect 17$ bi weekly in dividends. Keep adding to these and then when you have kids, you can use the dividends to help raise them.
https://www.google . com/finance?q=DIA&ei=tpK2V8GfNIOtmAGymYTQAw
https://www.google . com/finance?q=DTD&ei=uZK2V8mgF83GmAHDuZ7YDw
>>700148249
>>700149810
>>700152944
Post your pussy already
just a lazy MFC cam girl
>>700154796
http://www.zillow.com/home-buying-guide/rent-vs-buy/
>>700148249
I typed a goddamn paragraph because I thought is was $160,000. Buy a fucking car or some drugs. I can't give any advice wouldn't be stupid unless you actually save your money.
>toomanycommentsididn'tread
>OP's still a faggot
>>700155770
they all wear chokers when they first start out
>>700155707
Ill make a thread it'll be "California girls"
>>700155294
Nice copy pasta fag
>>700148249
BUY BITCOINS
Buy better/bigger boobs
Come hang at nightmare fest.
Open Scottrade account.
Put $10K in. Keep the rest for whatever kicks.
Buy steady dividend paying stocks. Utilities. Coke. Set up dividend re-investment. Let it ride and watch value grow until you really need it.
>>700148249
Buy $500 worth of sharpies to stick in your pooper then save the rest.
pussy for dubs?
Help me pay off my debt?
>>700156030
Amen
IT'S A TRAP YOU FUCKING RETARDS OMFG YOU PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY RETARDED. LITERALLY!!!
>>700148249
show hairy parts please.
>>700156030
amen too
>>700155538
>Mercari
post something damnit
>>700148249
Come to aus and get into shenanigens with me
>>700148249
Give it to me, and I'll be your LDR boyfriend. I'm pretty hot.
Please respond.
>>700156236
routing number is 2560-7497-4
>>700148249
>$16,150
>18 year old female
doesnt matter what we tell you. youll have it all spent in 6 months, tops.
>>700156331
AWSOME! I love Traps!
>TFW chicks with dick will take care of you financially
Move to somewhere in the mid east near a gas station. Buy an affordable utility vehicle and sell quesidilla. Easy to cook, hard to fuck up. Probably make friends before I kill myself from depression.
Invest in pumpkins, I think they'll peak just around late november
>>700156236
>2016
>having debt
what are you 60 years old?
>>700148249
You have a beauty body :3
you give me the cash and i have money to go to dates with you :3
>>700156236
>700156236
Can relate to this , it's kinda sad
Buy a car. Go to community college, go on a trip, hooker n blow. Possibilities are endless. Also don't invest unless you know what you are doing
>>700156728
thanks
>>700148249
purchase $16,150 worth of cunnilingus from me
>>700148249
Feet, now.
>>700156907
>2016
>not having debt
what are you, uneducated?
>>700157197
$16,150 worth of cunnilingus from me= 4 millions years of cunnilingus
(because youre ugly ha ha)
>>700156907
debt no longer exists, it's the current year
>>700156236
thats navy fed you dumb asshole how do you even have debt
>>700148249
>>700149810
>>700152944
Dayum, OP is fine as hell. Finally a decent girl on 4chan and not one of these fat and disgusting wales we see here all the time. This gives me hope.
>>700148249
invite me a date :)
Wish op would post more, these are great pair of boobies n nice round butt
>>700148249
>>700149810
>>700152944
Snapchat?
>>700149810
With tits like that, you deserved that money anyways.
>>700157687
BEST OP OF THE DAY!
>>700149810
There's a good girl.
Panties off now and spread em.
>>700148249
Is it blood money?
i want a girl like OP :3
>>700156236
Fellow militaryfag?
>>700149162
wow what I would do.....
read my mind
>>700158183
Used to be. Recently medically discharged. Used to spending that sweet government paycheck, lived outside my means for a while, got discharged, now I'm fucked.
>>700157305
check out this entitled little cum stain.
I didn't expect to get actual useful advice. I appreciate all of it guys, really. I'd post more pics, but eh, I'm already in bed.
SPREAD YOUR BUTT SHOW US YOUR BUTT
>>700158483
Oh come on, OP. Just one pussy pic.
We'd all really appreciate it.
>>700158483
go back to 9gag
>>700158483
post more
>>700157981
>>700157869
>>700158197
please stop posting
