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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>700118640

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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still here
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>>700135852
>>700134839
Butt.
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Claiming Felix again nyow

Also, I'll be in and out of the thread, busy watching Mirai Nikki
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>>700136454
Feet.
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Claimu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8L3MC_1V8c
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>>700136454
>WEW

>claimed
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Penny Claim~
>>700136132
I had fun playing with the kids!
>Even though one of em is a college ready 18 y/o
>He's still a kid.
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>>700136466
Same poster

I'll be up all night though, got a monster today at the store when I went shopping with my family
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>Best fox

healer tanks are the best
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Also, I never thought these threads would be that good

I'm glad I joined them, no one is an ass to one another and it's peaceful talks
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>>700136454
Why are butts so great?
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>>700136581
Humm well close enough!
Did you see the meteor shower last week? I didn't get the chance. But I did see a shooting star this morning so it made it all the worthwhile.
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>>700136581
Pff. I'm riding my 20th year in this blasted, polluted hellscape of ignorance and feces, and I'm still a fucking kid, man. There are no adults. Just people who got good at faking it.
>>700136843
BECAUSE BUTTS.
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>>700136829
>no one is an ass to one another
It's not always like that but it depends on who's here.

Anyway you just came here? welcome!
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>>700136737
Are you that Ran that started a "Psychologist" thread before?
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>>700136829
That's because you're new around here. There's a reason quite a few older anons stopped posting here.
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>>700136454
Butts?
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>>700136737
>healer tanks are the best

This nigga knows what's up
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>>700137108
Nah, I've been in these threads for the last couple days, i was a remfag, but i let the original remfag have her
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>>700137164
no
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>>700136980
I didn't see it because I was inside being a weeb. ^^
>>700137043
I'm pretty good at faking it.
>But I love having kids around, I act like a kid more often, which is more fun!~
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>>700137398
>filename
Kek
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>>700137216
I frequent /k/ and /wsg/ more than I do /b/. I only go on /b/ for these threads now tbh
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>>700137216
I assume they were more busy with other things.
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Akiko claimed

Pretty happy right now

>>700136843
This guy is asking the right questions
>>700137043
And best angle here has the right answer
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>>700137367
>when your healer can use heal magic to damage undead
It feels good.
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>>700137397
Ah, don't think i've spoken to you before that either.

what do i call you now?
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>>700135797
>Best Blondie
>
Y-You too
>>700135852
Nice!
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>>700137397
Oh, thanks anyways, have a Chen
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>>700137579
>when full-life one-shots the boss
This move actually feels retarded.

>>700137261
Twin-tails look amazing on her.
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>>700137808
Idk, the watamote poster has just been calling me felix anon
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>>700138053
thats a dude
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>>700137407
I honestly can't stand small children, but that's why I'm not going into education. The dream would be to work with high school students and mold them to the best of my limited ability but the dream never comes true. Older kids are okay.
>>700138053
Your waifu/husbando A FUCKING CUTE. WELCOME, NEW FRIEND. Have your standard issue "Mercy will probably fuck you if you let him" card!
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>>700138053
Traps are great.
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>>700137531
They got a meaning of contact with certain people and left.
Circles are like that, preferences are just natural.
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>>700138286
That's why I'm at a HS level, its much simpler to deal with more competent people. I usually don't like small children either.
>But I absolutely adore K, she's super sweet.
>She brings out the father in me.
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>>700138053
Ah, well welcome, Felix!

Listening to anything? also is that really a trap like everybody else says?
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claimed
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>>700138770
Prepare to have students get to you to late. The molding is happening in middle school, and it's the students that do it.
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>>700137934
>Twin-tails.
Yes sir!
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>>700138498
>>700138498
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>>700138498
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>>700138498
Trap is alright. Not my favorite
https://youtu.be/M99E8pgT3N4
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>>700138973
That's why I don't teach!
>I do IT stuff and play with nerds on my free time.

>Penny~
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Shinoa claimed ',:)
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Claimed.
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>>700138498
Hey fam
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>>700138795
Yes, Felix is a trap from re:zero

He a cute, like the mercy anon said
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>>700139239
inb4 purge cancer anon
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>>700138165
>>700138053
I did not know this
>It's giving me an erection
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>>700139221
Smugz.
>>700139384
Fran ^^
>>700139495
Best Jew.
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>>700139405
Never seen a trap that cute before.
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>>700139141
Cute things are great.
>>700139155
Wish I was in IT.
>>700139384
Yo.
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>>700138770
I might not even be able to deal with HS anymore. I could barely stand my classmates' intense, prideful ignorance as a student.
>>700138973
Also this. And middle school ALWAYS a shit. ALWAYS.
>mfw I remember being able to hold down a classroom at 16 better than my JHS teachers did at 30 and 40
>mfw boys will be boys
>mfw no actual teaching, just throwing notes up on the board and watching videos
>mfw everyone, myself included, is a stupid, impulsive, hormonal asshole
>mfw incompetent, unmotivated staff
>mfw the young teachers still had hope and tried their best and I spent 3 years watching the life leave their eyes as they became dead inside
>>700139384
Hi Fran.
>>700139405
Welcome again. We have a US Marine, a biomedical student, a teacher, some IT people, two gun nuts and whatever Tomoko and Kyoko are. Enjoy.
>>700139495
Hello, friend.
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>>700139550
Ay lmao

>>700139728
Hello mercy

>>700139673
How are you?
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>>700139728
Hello Mercy anon

I'm gonna be joining the army after i get out of college, been wanting to since 3rd grade. I'm gonna try to be a 68W

It's what my mind has been set on for the last half a year.
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>>700139884
Please post Sunflower Vigil.
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>>700139221
>Filename
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>>700139728
Yeah HS is a pretty touchy area, and a lot of kids are a pain in the ass.
>But there are pretty chill people
Theres this one new teacher (may the lord have mercy on her soul)
She is very well liked but she had the asshole kids (you know those one kids) for 2 years straight, I felt bad for her
BUT SOMEHOW SHE MANAGED.
>She is pretty tough tbh.
>>700139945
How goes it?
>>700139673
IT is fun ^^
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>>700139550
Pennz. what up?

>>700140120
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Bikini party?
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Riven
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>>700140108
Sunflower Vigil a best.
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>>700139728
>Gun nut
I prefer the term "firearm enthusiast".
But hello Mercy how are you?>>700139550
Hello Penny, how's it going?How did your friend who got stabbed end up?
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>>700140206
Playing some league
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>>700139945
Yo. ... Biomed IS your actual field, right?
>>700140046
As long as it's what you want. I considered enlisting and becoming a sniper or a medic for a very long time but then I remembered I'm a coward.
>tfw I still have a command voice audible over the engine of a prop-powered aircraft
>>700140206
Junior high/middle school is the worst. Especially with incompetent or uncaring staff. I learned more independently than I did in class in those years.
>>700140524
I like that too. Even if it does sound like our version of commie newspeak.
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>>700140522
Second only to Blushing Vigil.
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>>700140775

I'm not really a coward, I'm just not a leader of people. If the situation is dire, and there is a leader but no one can be it, I'll pick up the mantle and lead
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>>700139728
I had one teacher, the chemist teacher, you couldn't get that guy down, he didn't take shit but always made class great.
>Marine got mentioned first.
Rah.
>>700139945
Decent, living, sorting things out.
>>700140206
How do IT? Tell them to turn it on and off?
>>700140272
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>>700140272
Bikini party time?
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>>700141002
you're a coward and you know it. "if no one else in my team is alive i-i guess i could take the l-l-lead..."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTKd82Dh8Dk
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>>700141438
Being unsure and fearful is different than being a coward. You'll never know what happens until it does, and most freeze or piss themselves the first time in a fire fight.
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>>700141155
>>700141430
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>>700141266
Yes sir
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>>700140522
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Off to sleep.

Have a good day everyone.
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Claiming
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>>700142296
Night

>smug
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>>700142296
Good night Kyouko
Heading there myself, good night
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>>700141002
I meant I'm a coward more in the sense that potentially being shot at is not worth less-than-minimum-wage pay, selling my soul to the maple leaf and becoming a drone is not my style, and I also fear I could one day be given an order I strongly disagree with on moral or logical grounds that I would be compelled by my own limited conscience to disobey.
>>700141155
I had a fantastic rapport with most of my English/language arts teachers because I was the only one in my class reading and writing at an adult level, and my HS history teacher and I are still pretty chill. I remember having an hour-long conversation with guns about him after school one day.
>tfw all the teachers telling me I should apply myself more were right
>tfw I could have gone to university or college and done something with my life but I fucked around and skipped my way through school and now work a dead-end fast food job
Kill me.
>>700142037
I know I probably would. Maybe not freeze but definitely piss myself a little. But man, real courage is being scared shitless and doing the thing anyway.
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>>700142296
bullshit
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>>700142485
>about guns with him
Fuck me I'm tired. And just after boasting about my literacy levels!
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sup everyone
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>>700140272
We still doing bikinis? Because I have plenty of bikinis.
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>>700136466
Watch it on the stream yes?
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>ikaros
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>>700142485

Ah i get what you mean now

I don't really care about morals, i know I'm going to hell anyways for the shit I've done before
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>>700142806
nothing much mavis
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>>700142262
>>700142738
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>>700143056
Same
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Waddup everyone
I'm going to chill around for a bit
Tristana claimain
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>>700142766
Hinata is pretty cool.

He'd be a really decent claim.
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>>700142485
My teachers didn't know what to do with me, I didn't disrupt class, but I wouldn't do class either. I'd read, all day, every class. Except classes I enjoyed like chemistry. They'd take my book so I'd sit there and stare at the wall just thinking.
>Kept getting told I was smart and could do anything
>Just wanted to read and play vidya
They'd even remark how I could read easily straight from a book while we were reading beowulf, while other students had trouble with some words pronunciation.
>We were fucking seniors, how do you not read in full sentences? Courage is not feeling that fear, bravery is feeling it and doing it because you know you need to.
>Pretty sure I'm just stupid.

Hey I'm right there with you in the fast food restaurant. Those "gaps" in the school system are doors labeled "easy way"
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>>700143495
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I'm back bitches.
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>>700142766
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>>700143233
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>>700143220

hey you want to start a cult with me?
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Hello people.

>Best idol claimed.
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>>700144587
depends whats the cult do?
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>>700144626
What's up Maki
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>>700144733
hmm. run around like faggots and fight each other all the time?
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>>700143193
MAH NIGGA.
>>700143216
Eh, so am I, with all the loli and rape porn and the flamethrower kebab-cooking fantasies. I'd just like to not dig my hole any deeper. My moral crisis more centers around "I could be ordered to fire on civilians or to aid in taking away their rights" than "I could be ordered to shoot some dirty goat-fucker whom I personally watched rape a little girl." One of these is a horrifying, suicide-inducing trauma. The other gives me a bit of a boner. Guess which?
>>700143495
Are you fucking literally me? This sounds exactly like me. I was the only kid in my class who could understand Shakespeare without the footnotes (and i hated Shakespeare's drivel for the most part). It's only gotten worse since I graduated. I've spoken to my former teachers (sometimes I make them sandwiches or we see one another at the grocerystore). My high school history teacher- who still teaches twelfth grade history- is getting FINAL FUCKIN ESSAYS with the letter "u" in place of the word "you," and all manner of other illiterate bullshit.
>mfw I read Lord of the Flies and Animal Farm on my own time at 13-14
>mfw read 1984 in 12th grade for fun
>mfw the assigned books in 12th grade were Lord of the Flies and The Great Gatsby, god-tier and tripe respectively
>mfw I enjoyed Flowers for Algernon
>reading at a 2nd grade level when I was 5
>30+ words in my vocabulary before first birthday
>read from textbook at a normal talking pace instead of stumbling over every word in junior high
>nobody can fucking follow
>mfw I'm pretty sure they were all just literally retarded
>mfw I expected an adult level of literacy out of other 13-14 YO kids
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>>700140647
Nice
>>700140775
Same, I'm a caring staff member though ^^
>>700140272
Not much! Just chillin
>>700141155
That and googling problems when you run out of troubleshooting tips.


Sorry I was gone for a little while, I was helping K with a nightmare thing, now she's sleeping in my bed.
>I cannot sleep in my bed tonight, instead I will snooze on the couch.

Penny Confirmed Not Dead.
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>>700137397
Are u talking about me m8

And which one were you?

Calamity-masu'd
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>>700144794
Hey Yuuki, not a whole lot. Relaxing for the night. How about you?
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>>700145455

The one that posted the picture of her with the apples
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>>700145707
Same, just messing around in WoW trying to find some cool looking gear. Do anything interesting today?
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Back from league

>>700140775
What I'm about to start studying, yes

>>700141155
Oh, anything wrong?
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>>700144919
doesnt sound like my kind of thing
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One more hour before I lose hope in you-know-who unless it's still Thursday wherever the hell he lives.

>>700143233
>
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>>700145001
>read from textbook at a normal talking pace instead of stumbling over every word in junior high
God that pissed me off to no end.
Yeah I could read faster in my head than out loud, when I was in elementary they made us do special tests. My reading comprehension was higher than every one in my grade by a substantial level.
>Loved hank the cow dog.
While I haven't read the books you've describe, I was more drawn to mystery fiction, goosebumps fear street in middleschool, reading 3 books a day.
Also how is it hard to understand shakespear? Old English is pretty much ghetto slang but not. If anything is should be easier for modern kids!
>U instead of you
WHY? I only ever put short hand in math class as showing my work. I'd put the answer and then put "idk" for the show your work section. Fuck showing my work. I got the right answer.
>>700145402
>And googling problems
I do this all the damn time for friends and family to fix their shit and when mine decides to be stupid!
Do I need to take classes or shit?
>>700146010
Just life being life, nothing new.
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>>700146366
Who is Voldemort?
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I know what it feels like to be raped now.

League was brutal.

Doesn't help i'm shitty at it.
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First time nidalee hype
>>700146366
>You know who
Literally who?
Also
>
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>>700143495
That was basically me in high school except I always did the work, it was so easy anything usually took me 5 minutes.
>I never did anything with the lectures or the other bullshit.
>When it came to reading books I'd read ahead so far I'd be done two weeks in advance and would ace any tests given.
>Instead of paying attention, I'd play with my fuckin gameboy, in some classes the teacher knew me well enough I could bust out my laptop and fuck around.
>At first the would confiscate my stuff and give it back at the end of the class.
>But they realized that wasn't gonna work cause I always had something better to do, I'd doodle, read, do anything other than work.
>>700146437
Mm, not really, I mean, the MOST you really need is a certificate saying "This nigger knows shit." other than that, the associates degree I have is just for looks and makes companies go "WOW HE'S EDUCATED!" When most of my knowhow is self taught.
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>>700145793
You mean this one?
There's quite a few Rems. Idk which you mean.
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>>700145943
Sounds like fun, anything worthwhile yet? Nah not really, usual day out and about. Not crashing for once though.
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>>700146961
I fucking loved group projects too
>"Anon you do this part!"
>Gets part done in a few minutes
>Start dicking around.
>"Anon did you do you- oh... yeah its done okay."
Kek.

>Penny~
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Is there a comprehensive list of archived waifus?
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>>700146437
You seem kinda like me. I tried super hard in elementary and middle school but spent most of the time in highschool in a book aside for in math and science, namely biology

I mean I got the work done, I just didn't participate in class much unless it was a unit I liked

>>700146676
That was pretty brutal

>>700147223
I never liked them much, I ended up doing basically all the work and redoing what other people fucked up
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>>700146676
which champ?
>>700146784
land your spears.
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>>700147341
I just did my part and fucked right off, any other fuck ups on their end was their problems
>I ended up with a 3.8GPA because some of them turned out... shitty as hell.

>Penny~
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>>700145402
Thanks for being part of the solution. Give it a few years dealing with people who don't understand the importance of independently seeking out knowledge and you'll lose that little shine in your eyes.
>>700146010
Nice. I was gonna go into medicine myself, you know. Wanted to be a paramedic. Then I realized something important. People are stupid and shitty and I'd like to not make my living saving the dumbest octuple-niggers on this planet when they OD, get shot/stabbed/beaten, get injured breaking into someone's home, or hurt themselves by ignoring basic, common sense safety. I don't feel like showing up to the bar at 1am because Joey McDoucheKnot started a small riot in the bar because someone spilled a little beer on his stupid fucking tapout shirt. I don't feel like saving someone who got beaten with a baseball bat for molesting someone's kid. I don't feel like making it my job to scrape the scum of the earth off the sidewalk and get them up and being scum again.
>>700146437
Most people read faster in-brain. But still, I wasn't exactly going full Slim Shady. It was just my normal talking pace, which is kinda slow.
>tfw I also read The Hobbit at 11 and the LotR series at 14
>tfw I was a preteen and had no trouble reading Tolkien
I never got an IQ test but I may actually be a genius. Both of my parents apparently are, or are at least in the territory.
>>700147341
I did extremely well in HS biology. Maybe if I'd followed through on medicine I could've gotten an actual challenge in my education outside of math, at which I am utter fucking dogshit.
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>>700146784
No, I'm talking about Karen.
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>>700143056
Yup

>>700142738
Im out

>>700143233
Out :(

>>700143357
Tristy!

>>700144626
Yo

>>700145402
Noice. Watching weeb shows?
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Early mark from work todau. 20 mins to go.
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>>700147164
Nah, nothing really. My friend got a cool looking mount though, pic related

I just worked today. I was going to have the day off but my friend asked me to cover his shift because he had training at a second job
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>>700147835
I have one more
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So while building a tank, I've decided my abilities will cost 30% more, but i'll be taking less than 2% damage and deal 6x damage

>Yolo mode max
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>>700147542
I got a 3.7, history and foreign languages are nit my strong point

I nearly failed AP European History, I was not prepared for that shit

>>700147716
Why I'm going into biomedical engineering, all the fun shit with nine of the people to deal with!

I also trust that I could learn and become a good surgeon, but I would crack under pressure like an egg under an elephant

>>700147870
Ay, I'm finally getting around to reading through the GATE manga.
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>>700147333
>checked
i'm sure some fag here has a list
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>>700147333
I don't think so but i could list a few if you would like.
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>>700147058
Yes
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panini
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>>700146961
Pretty much exactly me, except I'd just listen to music if they took my book.
How do I get said certificate?
>>700147223
Hated group projects, Noone listened to any of my thoughts so I never enjoyed it and just did what I was asked to do, or didn't do anything at all.
>>700147341
Exactly. It was science and math for me. Chemistry though.
>>700147542
1.6GPA since I stopped doing any work at all for the last 3 years.
>>700147716
Never had an iq test either, took the sat practice test they give you at home and scored perfect in the English section though, never have actually taken the Sat or act.
>>700147797
Karen coming back soon?!
>She can look at this wall of text.
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peppa pig waifu 4 lyfe
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>>700148522
And I guess you meant me by "original Remfag"
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>>700147716
Yeah, I always get to kids who have this dull look in their eyes and I show them the glory of finding things out for themselves.
>Do you wanna know how to code HTML?
>"YEAH!"
>Gives him book.
>Fiddle around with that in a browser, you'll have fun.
They always do, I always instill in them a curiosity that hopefully never dies.
>>700147835
Yep
>With headphones so K can sleep.
I feel like such a dad with her around.
>>700148146
I almost failed Spanish.
>>700148632
Basically
Step 1: Choose your certification. Select which certification is right for you from our entry level fundamentals through our advanced credentials.
Step 2: Choose a training option.
Step 3: Get familiar with the exam.
Step 4: Register and take the exam.


>Late Penny in a swimsuit for that swimsuit thing.
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>>700147350
I was playing annie. Im like level 6. So i have like no one unlocked.

Anyhow me and fran we're fuckin shit up but this dipshit frozen bird fgt on our team was feeding them. Mofo had like 12 deaths by the end of it.

Fran and I wern't doing that bad.
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>>700148035
I envy you >>700149094
Nice and awwwww!
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>>700149058
Maybe idk
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>>700148411
Woah, she's a great claim anon. Is she your waifu or are you just another JoJo poster? Old claimer perhaps? I like her personality. You don't need to, I was just curious that's all.
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>>700148146
I wanted paramedicine because saving lives seemed like a noble thing to do for money. But you know what? Dealing with DeQuan's drunken, bleeding ass and not being allowed to murder him is not worth $15/hr.
>>700148632
I also never took an SAT. My English language skills are excellent (again- thirty words before one year) and I pick up phrases from other languages very easily since that's literally how English functions and exists- it ambushes other languages in the alley and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary. It brings our language a certain je ne sais quoi and lends great diversity to our dialects. I speak really, really broken French and need to fix it.
>>700149094
This is a good thing.
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Kirara, checking in.
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>>700143466
He'd be my claim if I were to choose a husbando.
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>>700148632
I never actually took chem in highschool, my science classes were, physical science freshman year, bio sophomore year, AP Bio and Principals of Engineering junior year, College Credit human anotomy and physiology and physics senior year

>>700149094
Also nearly did

>>700149180
Yeah, I ended up going like 7/4 on braum. I started as the support but then built a titanic Hydra and started be able to 1v1 their ADC and midlander

>>700149436
Exactly. I would rather make machines and shit to help the poor suckers who are paramedics
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>>700149291
Your filenames weren't edited or anything, you just kinda downloaded it and left it like that. And again, there were Rems before me. Some nice, some rude, so you could've meant one of them.
Buuut you mentioned the appa picture


tl;dr : I'm probably the Rem and you're most likely the other I'm thinking of.
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>>700147835
Smugs, what's happening?

>>700147966
Noice, not that into the game but the designs look neat.

Well that was nice of you, got someone to cover for you in the future now I take it.

>>700148146
>AP Euro
Good times, thought it'd be terrible. Maybe it depends on the teacher.
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>>700149417
Just another JoJo anon.

I like her though.
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>>700149246
I think I'm gonna make her lunches when school starts for her on the 22nd.
>School lunches are pretty fucked up here in the states
>She doesn't deserve that.
>>700149436
I love teaching people but not trying to control a classroom of 30 people, most of which who don't wanna be there.
>>700149740
>Mfw the spanish teacher was an obese white dude even though that state was basically flooded with mexicans
Outside of that it was a fun class
>I just barely did work cause the teacher pissed me off and I liked making his life hard because he'd get mad.
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>>700149180
anivia feeding nice man
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>>700149748
I'm on my phone. The computer here doesn't work anymore and my laptop's battery is fucked up.

I've tried to edit names for pictures on my phone before, but it doesn't give me the option
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>>700149450
k i guess ill just go die now.
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>>700149792
Yep, I'll probably just make him buy me a snack or something. He's a good friend so I won't make him work for me haha
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>>700149180
Frozen bird is anivia.
>Playing league for a few years now.
>>700149094
But what are the certificates called? Where do you get them?
>Does it pay well?
>>700149436
>Ambushes other languages
>Steals their vocabulary.
Is English black?
>Smug
>>700149740
I wanted to take Chem so bad, but couldn't until senior year, the rest was general science.
>>700150247
>>700149450
>Manga meat.
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>>700149792
And that I don't like history that much

I did enjoy us history the next year, but my teacher was a bro and all I did for the cold war unit was accuse him of communism and print off Communist propaganda and leave it on his desk and bored in-between classes

>>700149960
The one in our school was the 4 foot 2 Asian lady. She continuously confused Spanish and French because she taught both. Fuck that bitch
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>Tfw pic is so close to nude but it isn't.

>>700147835
Is anyone else still doing bikinis?

>>700148632
He should've been back today, but alas, he still has yet to show.
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>>700150405
Everything is meat if you're brave enough!
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>>700149792
Killing floor with arbys. You?

>>700149960
TOO CUTE
>
Totally agee. School lunch sucks. Nice to have homemade lunches

>>700150476
You kinda missed it :/
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>>700150655
You know what lunch sucks?
Mental Hospital food.
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>>700150194
I mean, if you use an iPhone it will most likely save the file name as "image.(file type)"
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>>700149740
I also considered going LE for a while. I already had moderate gun skills but it has similar moral implications to my issues with enlisting except those bad orders are even more likely as a cop. Also, again, DeQuan's drunken, bleeding ass. Except this time, at least I was the one who magdumped on him because fuck his drug-dealing, knife-wielding ass. Also, I almost guarantee I'd be the one to snap and start shooting child molesters before even bothering to attempt an actual arrest. I am in no way fit to be a cop.
>>700149960
I've taught disinterested classes before. But sometimes you get a protege.
>>700150405
Basically we speak the nigger of languages. We borrow from French, German, pretty much wherever. Sometimes we don't even adapt words or form them based on words from other languages (amie (Fr. "to like") becomes "amicable," or likeable), we just steal them outright (and usually butcher the pronunciation and/or spelling, seemingly in a fit of schadenfreud).
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>>700150816
So many vegetables.
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>>700150816
That does sound bland
>shinoa
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>>700150405
Depends where you live for all that
>The ones in my state are Micron and Cisco certs
>I get paid $50/h
>>700150454
Kek, our old IT manager was a little asian chick who bitched at everyone
>Now shes the fucking VP and I took her job.
>>700150655
I swear she's gonna start calling me Dad or something.
>>700150960
Sometimes theres that one kid and you look forward to that kid every day because he makes your job worth it ^^
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>>700149885
I've seen you a few times, always great to see a fellow JoJo's.

Her personality is similar to my waifu and I generally like ambitious, confident women.
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>>700150995
so much salad...
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>>700150957
I have a galaxy something or other.
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>>700150405
Sucks fam

>>700150655
Oh hey shinoa

>>700150960
At least you know you would be a shitty cop

>>700151082
Hah, sucks to be her
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>>700150247
Don't! You have so much to live for!

>>700150655
Y'all better prep for next thread then.
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>>700151082
Is she younger than you by a lot?
>she'll call you daddy~ ;)

>>700151287
Hi franny

>shinoa
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