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Let's play colony. Dubs decide what happens.
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Harambe goes swimming in the closed pool
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>>700125660
A nigger becomes a white man and comes out as transgendered little girl
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>>700125900
Autism at its finest
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A raging homosexual rapes a thousand forever Mexico walls
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there's a sighting of a ufo by the Jews
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>>700125660
Nazis invade trap island
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>>700126381
You should probably explain what happens on each post so nobody gets confused
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Leslie Jones gets put into Harambe's cage.
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A New Mongolian Empire is formed south of the Weeb Stronghold
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/b/ village sends men to burn down normie forest
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>>700126381
Harambe goes swimming in closed pool, and a black transitions to a white little girl on trap island.
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A New Mongolian Empire is formed south of the Weeb Stronghold
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>>700125660
Nazis raid the Jew island, but pick up some brethren from /b/ village on the way
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Trap island builds a bridge to /b/ village
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>>700126549
rolling for this
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>>700126892
The Mongols ride on their cavalry and attack the Weeb Stronghold, taking the land and naming it The Khan Stronghold
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>>700127103
roll
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>>700127103
rr
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Trump destroys the wizard tower and deports all the wizards to dickbutt island
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Bump
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The wizards obtain a tank for protection.
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The Evil Twins rise from the water and steal harambe as their own, angering the colonies
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>>700127479
roll
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The white traps and the black traps start a race war.
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Trump deports Bernie to Jew Island.
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>>700127694
roll
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>>700127479
rolll
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Sea level rises dramatically (dramatically means a LOT)
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Harambe drowns and a memorial is built at his old cage.
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>>700127906
ooh this plz
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Sea level lowers dramatically (dramatically means a LOT)
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>>700126951
Roll
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>>700128011
Winrar
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Atlantis rises southeast of trap island.
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The mongols ride their horses across the bridge and attack the traps
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Trump, angered at the trannies piling into his country, hires the nazis to occupy the bridge.
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>>700128283
roll
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>>700127694
>reroll
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Trump welcomes the Nazis into his kingdom
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Bernie gets deported.
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Harambe leaves the pool and massacres the normies
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The mongols, agreeing with trumps ways, merge their kingdoms together, creating the Trumongol Empire
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>>700128644
winrar
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/b/ attacks and converts all the normies in the forest to /b/tards
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>>700127906
this, lets get some more blue in there.
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Harambe leaves the pool and massacres the normies.
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>>700125660
A new island forms south of trap island, "Land of the Swedes"
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A new island forms south of trap island, "Land of the Swedes"
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Trump deports all Mexicans to Land of the Swedes, polluting the Swedish gene pool.
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The mongols rape and pillage the traps, taking all of their land for themselves.
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bump
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>>700127906
this

if there arent many posts make it happen even if not dubs, if trips then everyone drowns except noah and hes family.
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>>700129629

Trump nukes the land of the Swedes, making it a desolate wasteland with no survivors but no one cares because the media is reporting how beautiful harambe was put down after slaughtering the normies
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>>700129967

Roll
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Trump builds a new Trump Tower on Dickbutt Island.
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>>700129999
CHECKED
Also bump
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>>700129999
well fuck me, the nuke might just end up destroying the planet with the power of quads.
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Land of Swedes is nuked and Harambe is dead.
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Wizards use necromancy to resurrect Harambe
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Leslie Jones is thought to be Harambe's son and is put in Harambe's old cage.
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>>700130258

Bernie shits himself and assembles Jew Force 5
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>>700130375
roll also rip my nigga :(
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>>700130447
Roll
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>>700130258

Trump builds a wall around his kingdom and it's huggggggeeee
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>>700130375
Roll
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>>700130648

Roll
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>>700130375
Roll
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>>700130447

Roll
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A black hole destroys the earth
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>>700130375
rollin
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The dickbutts begin to invade. Starting with jew island
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>>700130258

Bernie takes a trip to trap island and gets raped
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Dickbutt Island blocks off the Trap Island bridge.
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Nazis burn occupy trap island bridge. And start demanding one trap sacrifice per week.
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Bernie gets raped at trap island.
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>>700130375
Reroll
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>>700131231
Jesus comes down from the mountains and smites the traps.
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Godzilla destroys jew island
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>>700131231

Nazis walk the dinosaur
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>>700125660
We elect Trump as president and deport all undesirables
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>>700131525
Roll
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>>700131525
Rell
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>>700131525
Rolling
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>>700131525
Rollie
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>>700131525
Fucking dubs
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>>700131376
Roll
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>>700131525
Dubs get
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>>700131525
repost
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>>700131525
Roll for this
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Nazis walk the dinosaur. Plus Trump is already president.
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>>700131525
Rolling for this
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>>700131422

Winrar
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>>700131802
did I seriously type repost
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Nazis attack Mongolian empire and look their women in Harambe's cage
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>>700131713
what are you talking about?
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>>700131525
Show me dubs
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>>700131525
Still rolling
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Harambe inherits Trump's Kingdom

((rool))
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>>700130375
Roll
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>>700127529
Do it
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>>700131525
Fuck
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>>700131985
rell
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>>700131985
Roll
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>>700131525
This is happening
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>>700131525
I'm doing this
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>>700132046
He's already president, retard.
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>>700131985
roll
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Mutated swedes go to trap island and get raped
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>>700131525
Quads get
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>>700126549
roll
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>>700131985
reroll
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>>700132134
Still rolling
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>>700132222
get
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>>700132222

Checked
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>>700131985
rereroll
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>>700132222
WINRAR
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>>700132333
double checkd
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Leslie Jones is put in Harambe's old cage.
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Nazis takes over the weeboo stronghold and sell the body pillows back to the /b/ village by making a shop.
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>>700132333
checked.
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>>700131985
rerereroll
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>>700131985
rererereroll
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>>700131985
rerererereroll
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>>700132424

Leslie Jones dies
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>>700131985
>>700132439
Harambe died after killing the normies.
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>>700132531

Roll
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>>700132424
Harambe inherits trump tower and renamed it harambe tower
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>>700132531

Reroll
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>>700125660
BURN DOWN NORMIE FOREST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>700131985
>>700132539
harambe's long lost son rises to prominence and annexes trump kingdom peacefully
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>>700132663
roll
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Harambe resurrection
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Harambe memorial is put up at Trump Tower.
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The wizard in wizard tower calls across the land for more Hot Pockets
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>>700132663
reroll
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>>700132531

Rerereroll
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>>700132699
Trump memorial up at Harambe tower
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>>700132663
rerereroll
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>>700132663
rererereroll
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A civilization far to the east crashes the entire weeb stronghold with no survivors
Die weeb scum
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>>700132663
reroll
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>>700132663
rerererereroll
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>>700132735
Reroll
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Harambe memorial
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>>700132663
rererererereroll
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Mountain Bandits appear from Mountains and attack /b/ village
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>>700132901
Re Reroll
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>>700132663
i dunno reroll
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>>700132939
This needs to be a thing
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>>700132866
the inhabitants of normie forest rebuild weeb stronghold but a lot stronger
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>>700132663
day 142: reroll
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>>700133007
trying for 22
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>>700133050
rereoll
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>>700132908

Dick butts fight traps, op decides out come
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Nazi dinosaur breaks into Leslie Jones' cage and eats her
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>>700132663
roll p
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>>700133080
Come on
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/b/ and Trump Empire become one known as the P.O.T.W.S (People Of The White Strom) and make a new Axis power with the Nazi's
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>>700133083
rererertyuijrell
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>>700133093

Roll
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>>700133143
One last time
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>>700133155
FUCKING FINALLY REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Weebs destroyed
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>>700132663
Roll
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>>700133144
>>700133155
wait now what
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Everyone turns gay
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>>700125777
>>700125777
>>700125777
>>700125777

how is nobody acknowledging these holy trips??

that nigger should be drowning by now
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>>700133198
I'm off to kill myself, reroll
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monument to Harambe is erected in Trump's kingdom
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Dick butts become aquatic and populate the waters densely
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All of weebkind is exterminated like the vermin they are and cannot return
Weebs are wiped from existence
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>>700133144
People of the White storm unite!
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>>700133144
>>700133155
>>700133188

3 dubs in a row, do em all op
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>>700133257
harambe's son inherits both
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Someone post a recap.
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>>700133333
:^)
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>>700133333

Holy quints
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>>700133333
HOLY SHITTTT
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>>700133399
worst get
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>>700133385
I'm fine with that as long as its called The People Of The White Storm
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>>700133344
Oh shit weebs gone already
Time for The Rice Fields to be built uponthe weeb ruins
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>>700133574
Rolling for rice
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A religion that worships bonzi buddy is created and is spread across the world by the dick butts
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>>700133569
the gorillas of the white storm
FTFY
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>>700133333
CHECK EM AND WEEP BOYS ITS A DICK BUTT SEA
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>>700133333
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>>700133574
This is good./
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>>700133655
dubs confirm
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>>700133652
Dick butts want to spread bonzi
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>>700133655
So what your saying is Gorillas arnt people

That's fucked up
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Harambe' son gets assassinated by Donald Trump Jr and retakes the nation with the help of Leslie Jones
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The Gorillas Of The White Storm enslave the dickbutts
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Both the jews and nazis go extinct and cannot return
The Rice Fields take their places
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>>700133835
leslie jones is harambe's son's fuckslave though
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>>700133926
rerolll
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>>700133869
rereol
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>>700133835
roll, but instead leslie jones just gets another cage around her
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>>700133835
>>700133959
that's the twist and reroll
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>>700133926
This but niggers too
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>>700134002
rereroel
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The Sea of Dick Butts becomes the new closed pool and nobody can drink water

All other nations on the main land take down the weeboo nation to drink there blood
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Traps are killed by dickbutts, and dickbutts poulate the sea.
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>>700134047
roll
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>>700134036
kek never :^)
>>700134048
rerereretvrc
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>>700134135
rererererererrl
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>>700134190
rereerererererrel
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>>700133835
roll
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Bernie kamakazees Trump's kingdom killing them both and destroying Trump Kingdom.
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>>700134238
wedrftgyuhjikoijuhygtfrroll
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>>700134268
trump kingdom does not exist
>>700134274
rol
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The empty normie forest is burned down.
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>>700134352
rolll
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Trump annexes the wizard tower
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>>700134385
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeroll
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>>700134352
It's in the picture.
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>>700133835
rereoll
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>>700134102
All civilizations are wiped out
The world is cleansed and covered in rice fields
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>>700134398
TRUMP DOES NOT EXIST :^(
>>700134443
NEVER
>>700134417
ROLL
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>>700134398
reeoll
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>>700134501
rolllll
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>>700134501
Get the fuck out of my thread, retard.
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>>700133835
YES
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>>700134102

Trump nukes the world, all races dead
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>>700134559
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ROLL
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Jews blacks and Nazi are all exterminated
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>>700134599
God reverts that.
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>>700134599
trump does not exist, dubs rekt
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Trump makes a bastard half-breed with Leslie Jones who becomes his heir
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>>700134102
bernie sanders makes iphones a human right
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>>700134599

Checked
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>>700134579
no :::^^^)))
>>700134601
i dunno anymore... roll
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>>700134644
Get rekt degenerates
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>>700134771
r0l
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>>700134442
Op has not caught up it's now the gorillas of the White storm (lead by harambes son and is /b/ and Trump nation together)

Anyways if dubs the dickbutts evolve into the squids from mario cart and are called squirters and there king is sir squilliam fancy son from spongebob
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11024046

?????
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>>700134771
Newfag.
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>>700134822
bad get
>>700134824
rol
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Jews, blacks, and nazis exterminated.
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>>700134911
the dubs indeed confirm my excess of newfaggotry.
>>700134915
reroll?
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Whites are exterminated this cannot be undone
If you attempt to undo this your mom will die in her sleep tonight
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dickbutt fleet allies trap island
march on mountain range
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>>700134102
Wizard tower installs speaker system
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>>700135082
rolling for genocide
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>>700135040
thousands of Asians flock into the kingdom and build chink buildings and culture
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>>700135040
op, why is the gorillas of the white storm not yet canon
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Trump creates a death star to eradicate the Mongols
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>>700135056
>>700135082
Newfags are ruining this thread.
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>>700135205
trump does not exist
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>>700135199
I never saw the dubs due to a bunch of retarded posts.
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All remaining living things replaced by Asians
All remaining structures replaced with rice fields
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>>700135205
the Mongols create a Death Star to eradicate trump
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>>700135383
Roll
The rice fields rise
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>>700135350
oh, well harambe's son inherited trump kingdom and the b village and it is named gorillas of the white storm
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Dickbutts destroy mongols and their empire.
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>>700135505
3 gets in a row. it was very convoluted
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Jew island is immediately repopulated by spics and muslims, renamed the Middle East....even though its northwest of every other island.
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>>700135040

Water and land switch places
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>>700135082
Rolling
Wouldn't it be absolutely wild if this were to happen
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>>700135644
winrar
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>>700135669
Roll
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>>700135766
this is the worst possible get.
You should be ashamed
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>>700135766
also winrar
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>>700135644
This immediately gets bombed out and permanently populated with indestructible robots
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>>700135766
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>>700135855
Why would I be ashamed?
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>>700135999
>why would i be ashamed of getting dubs
>gets trips
you were so new to the concept back then
anons grow so fast
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>>700135999
for such a faggoty get.
Not only is it made by a butthurt non-aryan, but it also uses stupid newfag 'memes'.
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Jew island is now the middle east. Also, not gonna do the white death one since it was from an obvious newfag trying to ruin a thread.
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World peace is established. The end
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Trump, overthrown by Harambe's son, is put into Harambe's old cage with Leslie Jones.
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>>700136299
The gorillas of the white storm annex their homeland, with harambe's son taking leslie jones as his fuckslave and making the cage his new throne
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>>700136152
Asean robots exterminate the new middle east
Sand niggers btfo and cannot be revived
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>>700136299

Gorillas of the white storm nuke selves, no survivors
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>>700136551
nice try
>>700136536
roll
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>>700136551
Rolling for sand nigger mass extinction
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Trap Island is turned into newfag island, and the bridge is destroyed.
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>>700136609

Roll
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>>700136620
reroll
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The uninhabited normie forest is burned down
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>>700136700

Winrar
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>>700136700
>>700136766
a newfag or a newfag thread ruiner...
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A peaceful Buddhist temple is built above the ashes of weeb stronghold
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>>700136915
roll
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>>700136842
maybe they all evacuate to/conquest harambe's cage as the gorillas of the white storm's newly acquired lands are nuked
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OP here. I'm not gonna do a roll that ruins a lot of the rest of the game. If you want me to nuke one of the smaller areas like the middle east or dickbutt island, then fine, but not a huge part of the map.
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>>700136299
Trap Settlement -> Ruins of Trap (Newfags Lab in ancient trap investigation) Bridge Protected or something /b/ Vilage and Newfags in war idk
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Wizard tower is demolished.
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Pandas introduced to the wild
They quickly spread across the map
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>>700137153

> dick butts in sea
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The nigger escapes from Harambe's old cage and kills Emporer Trump for a bounty of three watermelons.
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>>700137153
>>700137244
in that case, the gorillas of the white storm move in to the remnants and change their name to the United Harambes
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>>700137364
rerolling once
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>>700137392
reroll
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new thread when
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>>700136299
The Nazis nuke the Jews on Jew island
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Hyper intelligent pandas build a temple which replaces weeb stronghold
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>>700134843
You know what

Sir Squiliam Fancy Son crushes the ocean with his clarinet dick crushing the dick butts to extinction
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>>700137626
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>>700137557
roll
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I would make an alliance with the Nazis, then release Harambe from his cage for he his a God and will bless us with Anti-Jew 50 caliber sniper rifles. You then go into the mountain range so you can snipe the wizard tower, killing Harry Potter and proceeding to rape his bitches. You then go to the Weaboo stronghold and enslave them all, don't worry, all of their weapons are plastic katanas. You force the Weaboo slaves to build a wall around the Trump kingdom, making a greater wall than he can achieve, forcing him to kill himself. You take over the now ruler lacking Trump kingdom as the Fuhrer, and create a fleet of armed ships to set sail into the heavily moist ocean. You conquer the trap settlement, smoking their weed and raping their prostitutes. You then send your fleet to Jew island, where after conquering them you proceed to build grand gas chambers, forcing the puny Jews into them, meaning death as well. You know that dickbutt island is an accursed land where the dickbutt creatures cause suicide if looked at, so you give up and watch Netflix while masturbating to Spider-Man threads on 4chan. There you go you fucking cuck.
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Mongolian Empire take over Wizard tower now there are MAGICMONGOLS! a thread to the gorillas of the white storm = War. I want to see people die
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op here. there was a guy inkissed drunk one night. it might've been the must uncotrolled moment in my life. i hated being made to feel so gay i went on to try and have control of every situation.
that's why i start civ games and dont play for fun. only to be not a homo that i am not in real life
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Dickbutts are discovered to be a great food source and are fished to the brink of extinction
Only a few remain in the wild and become a protected species
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