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Bumperino
Bump
>inb4 thread is dying
>>700120582
>>700120908
College sophomores who will soon drop out and work in retail.
>>700120582
has to be bait
>>700120908
Who wears sleeveless hoodies? What's the point?
>>700122718
fashion i guess.
>>700120582
gayass hipster nigger/10
>>700123470
If you keep this thread alive i'll post mine when it's done.
OP has to be trolling
>>700124387
bump
>>700124972
>working
>>700125299
"My parents have too much money"
Bump
http://www.strawpoll.me/11024513
>>700124972
I'm done. Prepare to be meh.
>>700120582
>>700120582
>yellow yankees cap
faggot, you probably not even from new york kill yourself
and I've not even gonna mention the gay fucking jacket do everyone a favor and burn it.
>>700120582
>>700127446
I dont even have a yellow yankees cap, i put it in cuz the color is the same. I have some shit-tier yellow cap from cropp
>>700128739
was better then
>fuck the yankees
>>700128868
*way
>>700127838
Joey what happened to you at the end if mafia 2
bump
>>700120582
>>700129484
I had quite the adventure
[spoiler]>Tfw you actually look like Joe[/spoiler]
>>700130110
>Joggers
>>700130614
i find them comfy so what
>>700124727
topkek
>>700126432
Link to shoes?
>>700131467
Brand is Bullboxer; I don't have a link though. Most of their shoes are like those I think.
>>700126432
This is pretty unique and interesting. 9/10
>>700126825
What bike you got?
>>700133364
'09 Suzuki Gladius & '07 Suzuki DR650
>>700131467
get (link) if you like this style but want actually good boots
http://www.redwingheritage.com/us/USD/product/footwear/6-inch-boots/6-amber-8111-08111
>>700133537
DR very nice choice, WR250R here
>>700133760
Considered making it a SM, but then just got the Gladius instead
bump
>>700133882
I feel ya, i was thinking about getting a drz400sm but found the wr first and it was cheap so eh, how do you make one of these like how do you put the pics in the boxes
>inb4 newfag
>>700133498
awww yeah!
>>700134235
I sell propane and propane accessories
>>700134085
Literally copy/paste
>>700134374
>>700134426
pls rate
>>700134584
normie/10
>>700134584
Whiter than the background
>>700134584
Ditch the skullcandys
>>700134663
Do... Do you keep your gun in your fanny pack...?
>>700134927
Yes. It's made for it.
>>700132339
Tommy is that you?
>>700134926
best $10 earbuds I could find
>>700134714
I don't know anyone who dresses like me
>>700134756
I pride myself in that
>>700135301
i like the $5 samsung earbuds you can get on amazon. ive used them for 3 years no issues
>>700135301
Buy a nice set of $60-$80 phones/buds and get the two year warranty. Pays for itself. At the end of the two years, if they (somehow) haven't broken or blown the fuck out, trade them in for a fresh pair.
>>700135301
Live in a full white town in Canada and you'll see lots of people who dress like you
>>700135645
>meant to say break them and then trade them
>>700135301
>I don't know anyone who dresses like me
where do you live?
because that's the most average suburban white guy style of clothes I could imagine
>>700135694
I live in a full white town in northern new york and people dress like hicks and the others dress like jocks
>>700135633
I'll check them out
>>700135645
recommendations?
>>700120582
Why that jacket?
>>700135932
>recommendations?
you should check out /g/csg/
they have lots of experience with chink IEMs
and some of them are pretty good
>>700136044
Obvious a total stoner cause of the NY hat. Lel
>>700131467
you can't afford them faggot.
>>700136213
thanks
>>700120582
>we wuz never kangz
>>700120908
i own that shirt
best shit
>>700135932
I've had good luck with JBL & Sony.
>>700134663
>>700136910
explain?
>>700120582
Faggot/10>>
700125299
schoolshooter/10
>>700137004
>Gun in fanny pack
>>700125299
School shooter/10
>>700126432
Bam Margera is a confirmed /b/tard
>>700137140
That's what qualifies as edgy these days?
>>700135801
VERY rural Northern New York
>>700137052
Canadian Hick
get on my level plebs
>>700138831
>b8
dsf
>>700139085
surprisingly not.. Will send irl pics for proof
>>700138831
Nice! I love ralph Lauren clothes
>>700137052
Canada
>>700139440
Correct!
>>700139172
pls deliver
>>700137052
You totally live between Alliston and Hunstville
>>700139172
there's no way you'd wear have an apple jacket, Iphone and a polo shirt and not realise that you are every generic rich 16 year old stereotype
>>700137052
You live in south ontario but not GTA
>>700139346
XDDD
>>700139961
>>700140149
You guys are crazy, extremely close
rate
>>700140481
I bloody live in Collingwood, of course I'm close haha
Usually Wednesday to Sunday it's this or some slight variations. I spend mondays and Tuesdays in naked contemplation and recovery.
>>700140750
Fear and Loathing mate
>>700140664
fresh, but change the belt to something red
Rate me b/ros
>>700139814
>>700139979
Had to take it on my mac book camera to get the iPhone in.(surprisingly awful quality)
My white polo tee is dirty, so I threw in another one i have. My upper apparel is nearly all ralph lauren, and i'm not 16. You say these things out of jealousy and spite. Get your money up son.
ray bans are the same, club master oversize.
Shoes aren't the same, but similar. Polo. and no those timbs are not boots, i'm not a nigger
Sadly the watch isn't the same, it's same price range but the gold invictia is my next in line.
and i will admit, i do not have drake's apple jacket.
you fags do realize, THERE'S A SPECIFIC FUCKING BOARD FOR THIS SHIT.
>>700141098
underage b&
or just poor...
>>700141308
not underage but yeah im poor
>>700130140
The old bald dude that yells at his wife in public
>>700141650
That old bald dude that watches children and gets mad at everything
>>700134548
>>700140664
"No sense of color coordination, and doesn't realize Jordans are for niggers"
>>700141165
You edgy teens need to fucking stop with that stupid knife
>>700141931
>>700141650
Hey, he's got the hair crown so he's not fully bald. Just top head bald.
>>700142150
Here ya go.
I need some fashion tips, i just got a raise and tomorrow im going shopping, i want to start this semester off looking fresh and not poor like the poor fuck i am what should i look for and what style should i go for (im overweight to but not to much)
>>700142346
see here >>700138831
>>700130110
fuck bape
>>700141612
maybe you can explain to me
why poor people like sports brands as daily wear so much
I mean for the same money you could buy unbranded real clothes and not look poor
but you don't, why?
>>700142346
Go into multiple stores, see what you like, pick it, buy it.
>>700142346
supreme newyork and palace
>>700142417
im not a fucking millionaire dude i dont wanna spend 200 bucks on sun glasses, just loking for shirts and shit nothing like that
>>700130110
lmao bape tee and raf stans but you dont even wear real fucking pants
>>700142346
number one advice to not looking poor don't buy anything with visible labels
link jacket??
>>700142535
To be honest i have no clue, i wear basketball shorts because i am comfortable in them but i am shit at b-ball. I also wear jeans with a nike shirt but idk i geuss its just a mental thing like "people will think im rich if i wear nike or wear brands" but i just like the looks of them and the comfort
>>700142809
So like...what
>>700142670
Gotta spend money to look good dude. Just throwing that out there. Anybody who says otherwise is unhappy with their appearance and settling for less.
Do you have to buy $200 glasses? No.
>btw you can find them for ~80 online
Should you spend roughly more on shirts?
>Yes, since that's what everyone is looking at, that's what you want to present yourself with.
You can get away with cheaper pants (khakis, jeans, etc) because there isn't much branding with them unless someone wants to stick their face in your ass and read the label, but you definitely want to have a GOOD FIT that FITS TO YOUR BODY WELL.
Should you buy a watch?
>Most certainly, but don't start expensive.
Should you buy nice shoes?
>Yes, but don't wear them to everything to where they get ruined
There's your tips
>>700142346
Wear a suit. Bring it back.
Fight every day to return self-respect to dress.
>>700142346
This, but if you're fat you will need baggier jeans, and you probably should not get biker jeans, any designer belt (as long as it matches the outfit)
Shoes to look fresh in:
Jordan models 1, 3, 4, 6, 10, 11, 12
I recommend a cheap Jordan 1 if you are on a budget, and if you can afford it, a pair of 3's or 4s for a casual look. If you want to look fresh asf, a pair of 11s or 6s will do good. For durability, 12s are definitely the best (also 1's)
Jeans: Any jeans that can be cuffed, and you will need to get them tailored, they're reasonably cheap but I recommend balmain (or H&M if you're on a budget).
Shirt, pretty much anything that matches, I recommend a solid color tee and nothing else if you are on a budget.
Also refer to this, it's pretty nice for streetwear.
>>700140664
>>700142968
>i geuss its just a mental thing like "people will think im rich if i wear nike or wear brands"
that's what confuses me because no one who actually has money would wear that outside the gym
>>700122718
If it's raining in summer
>>700143130
Thanks, also what kind of shirts should i look for like brand or something (been to zumies before but dont wanna turn into a douche)
>>700129959
You wear flip flops with jeans as fashion choice?
Fucker, I only do that when it's been a month since I've done laundry and my acid toe sweat has calcified all my socks.
>>700143318
True
>>700135237
Forgot pocket sand
>>700143130 cont
>>700142346
and you should really consider that information.
You're on /b/ my man, these people can hardly dress themselves, none the less get a decent job. Considering you got a raise, you're already in the top tier of these people. Have you seen the clothes in this thread? Most of them are probably bait or sarcastic, but i guarantee there are lurkers on here that dress exactly like that.
>>700143047
whatever you like, just look out for how the clothes fit you and the quality of the fabrics and production
if you want to play it safe stick to plain button down shirts, quality sweaters and khakis or solid jeans
also no sneakers, leather shoes/boots only
>>700143587
Thanks man means alot and i dont wanna be wearing basketball shoes (some other guy in here told me to wear jordans) cause i dont play basketball or work out (might start tho) so what kind of shoes should i buy like brands and style (running,walking, ect)
>>700120582
What do you use to add the text?
>>700143316
>designer belt
>Jordans
>balmain jeans
wannabe rich nigger
>>700143889
>leather shoes/boots only
Are you trying to make him look poor on purpose?
>>700143889
I do like to wear my work boots...might try it out sometime
>>700143361
Zumiez is honestly a rip off. They sell your average edgy guy brands (Obey, Diamond, OF, HUF, etc..) If you want classy girls (which i'm presuming is why you want to look nice) to notice you, you need to stick to casual-extracasual brands.
Stores to find your best casual wear in: (t-shirts, jeans, khakis, shoes)
- Pacsun - When looking specifically for T shirts look for Hurley brand, "Premium fit".
If you want your nicer clothes (button ups, nice t shirts, collar shirts, shoes)
- Macy's - They will have everything you need. Brands: Tommy hillfigure, Polo Ralph Lauren, IZOD, Lacoste
- OUTLETS - I can not express to you enough. Google where your closest outlet stores are and you can get all these expensive brands from 50% off or even higher than that.
and ps. Stay away from USPA (United States Polo Association) It is a Ralph lauren clone and looks nearly identical.
>>700141246
what dunks are those
What kind of sneakers would look good on me (fat and poor)
>>700144202
I'm whiter than you.
Designer belts are made of premium material, I don't want my belt to be withered and look like it got clawed up by a panther.
Balmain is the best brand for jeans, not up for debate.
Just because you can't afford the clothing doesn't mean it's for black people LOL
>>700144226
>work boots
that's a risky game can look really good or like you are actually doing manual labor
just make sure theay are clean
I'd recommend something like (link) they still have the work boots aesthetics but a slimmer profile because of the leather sole
http://www.wolverine.com/US/en/original-1000-mile-boot/17967M.html?dwvar_17967M_color=W05301#cgid=men-footwear-casuals-wolverine-1000-mile&start=1
>>700144393
Im thinking about trying on some jeans,button down tees and some boots or sneakers.tucked or un tucked?
>>700144454
Jordan 1 or Jordan 3's
1's are really cheap, 3's are average.
>>700144393 cont
>>700144098
and my friend, here are tips for shoes:
Tennis shoes
- Only wear with shorts or with jeans. NEVER with khakis
Casual shoes
- You want to have a flatter bottom, and a nice color that goes with most other colors (Brown, black, navy blue, white even)
- You will notice some shoes go better with pants than with shorts, buy accordingly.
Nice shoes
- Sperry topsiders are your best bet for anything that needs to be even considered, "nice" and they don't even have to be the boat shoes.
and my number 1 piece of advice my man
NO CARGO SHORTS.. NONE
>>700145039
You think theyd look ok with a button down red plaid t-shirt and jeans? i like em
>>700144880
T shirts can always stay untucked
Button ups/Collared shirts - depending on the situation or how you're feeling. You can mix it up however you like in all honesty.
>>700145169
no cargo shorts? D:
>>700137052
In N.S we call you faggots hockey dicks
>>700145169
>Nice shoes
>Sperry topsiders
those are pretty much the definition of casual shoes
>>700145403
I know, most people don't want to hear it but it's the honest truth. Cargo's are for little kids, or laborers.
What do you need all the pockets for anyway, right?
Regular shorts fit better, look better, and present much better. The best part is they can work good for formal and casual wear.
>>700122809
Top kek
>>700144684
the combination of those three things is nigger-rich/10
just because it was expensive doesn't mean it will look good
>>700127363
Soviet union/10
>>700130614
I don't wear them but I've been thinking about trying out a pair they look comfy as fuck
>>700145287
These in specific are around $400, you can find the ones on shelves for cheap still. They're still relatively nice. Just don't buy Flights, only buy numbered jordans. Flights are not worth your money.
http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/pw/mens-jordan-shoes/7puZofqZoi3?ipp=69
>>700145709
Well dang, got any specific shoe reccomendation? dont wanna wear sperrys btw i wear size 14
>>700131184
Pocket nigger?
>>700135237
zozzle
>>700144412
They aren't dunks they are Nike SB TRAINERENDOR
>>700124727
>>700124727
getouddahere
>>700145882
>>700145287
By numbered I meant to say Retros
And yes, a plaid would look good but I would go with a plain tee or white button down
I like black a bit too much and I need a new wallet
>>700120582
>>700120908
I don't have time to explain why you dress like a middle schooler with mild autism so go post this in /fa/ and they'll tell you.
>>700146360
2003 called, they don't want you back
>>700145911
not a specific brand but just look through stores and see what you like. Sperry makes nice shit besides the boat shoes.
Pacsun has nice casual shoes, foot locker, finish line, etc. They all have good selections besides athletic shoes.
>>700146360
Look like a kid i go to school with...shawn?
>>700134584
Eeew mixing plad with plad.
>>700146527
ok, what would you call just like normal shoes not basketball shoes or whatever? I really appreciate your help man means alot. Tommorrow im going shopping
>>700146519
It's the v-neck or the korean flac playing zune, right?
>>700145911
get something like pic related, dark brown suede derbys
they will be the most versatile shoes you own and work from casual jeans and t-shirt through khakis and button up
up to a suit and tie with pretty much everything at every occassion
>>700146777
nice trips but im more into the look of basketball shoes, idk i might try some like those on tommorrow im gonna be at the mall for a good 2-3 hours shopping...god i love life
>>700146052
no it means I'm a nigger. I didn't know where to put it
>>700146553
There's dozens of us, trying ever so desperately not to dress in a way that is conspicuous, but not so inconspicuous that, in doing so, is conspicuous in it's own right.
>>700135692
people who carry picks around are fucking shit cunts
>>700146720
I think what you're trying to get at is the difference between a casual shoe and an "athletic" shoe.
Casual shoe
>Generally a flat bottom, not a ton of "mesh" material, basic colors.
Athletic shoe
>Distinctly shaped bottom, lightweight. Think hardcore Nike
>>700142346
>looking fresh and not poor
>>700147100
>basketball shoes
choose one
>>700147392
Ok thanks
>>700147442
>soft and emotional
>listens to alt music
>walks very lightweighted, very noticeable, kind of like toe-heel instead of heel-toe
>faggot
>>700147442
Your set reminds me of what my french roommate used to wear. That's not necessarily a bad thing.
>>700147651
Nike makes great casual shoes too, look for Nike SB. Pacsun has a great collection
Greetings.
>>700147687
kek dont be silly now, miley cyrus isnt alt
>>700147801
thanks!
>>700147862
Are you that hacker 4chan?
>>700147801
>>700147651
Typically, whenever I get athletic shoes, flyknits and freeruns are my go to
What do you guys think about these? im not big on the materiel but looks like they would go along with some of my shirts (fav color is red)
http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/pd/jordan-horizon-shoe/pid-10874463/pgid-11289196
>>700148364
I'd pick black, makes you look less like a purto rican fuck boy
>>700148206
Look at this rich guy. Wearing two sets of pants and 3 socks.
>>700148596
lol
Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo
>>700127363
t e r r o r c o r e/10
>>700148688
kekd and checkd
>>700147862
dr?
>>700134584
i wear those same shoes but i have each with a different colored lace xd
>>700147261
really disappointed there isn't a pocket nigger
It's almost like you guys want to scare away chicks lol
>>700132339
top kek, i love how he even has drowning since you couldnt swim in that game *stealing car "You gonna cry now?" * /10
>>700134235
>>700150645
>This is my personality
>Knife to see you
>Monster condom for my magnum dong
>I drop my phone often
>I know a roofie dealer
>>700150645
Its not like im trying to...i just do
ITT
>cargo shorts
>actually thinking Jordans look nice
>guns in lunch boxes
>flip flops with long pants
>green shirt blue pants and brown/red shoes
I have lost faith
>>700127363
What boots are those?
I'd really like some lower profile boots that people wouldn't really notice if I'm wearing them with jeans. So I can stay discretely tactical
>>700126432
The shirts look awful but this is actually pretty good. 10/10 for the mjolnir.
>>700143054
that pipe..
>>700150966
it's acutally a healthy mix between neckbeards, /fa/ggots, /k/ommandoes, normies, wannabe rich kids and niggers
>>700150645
All I got to do is slide her a few of these
>>700125299
"it's not too late for an abortion"
>>700144906
i knew a guy like this, i remember beating the absolute piss out of him for trying to sell drugs to my sister. fucking chink got sent to the hospital, and didnt dare trying to press charges.
>>700134584
>Dressing like an 11 year old kid who lives in a suburb.
>>700143054
Walter?
>>700149147
yez bo$$?
>>700135237
Rusty Shackleford? That you?
>>700147301
I second this
>been playing guitar for years
>>700124727
>>700125299
>>700127236
>>700127363
>>700131184
>>700132339
>>700133498
>>700134235
>>700135237
>>700140750
this should be on its own "guess who?" thread
>>700151505
I'm sorry for your epilepsy anon
>>700152008
ruuussssstttyyyy... *lights cigarette* shackleford. *flips up shades* Shackleford.
>>700130140
do you live in Miami or something
>colorful shirt and a gun
>>700151505
hustler/10
>>700152328
>be that guy
>roofie some chick
>get her home
>start having a seizure
>"oh shit I shouldn't have given her my last one
>chick wakes up next to a vegetable
>>700151654
i dont fuck ugly bitches or sell drugs and your an idiot for not pressing charges
>>700130140
>>700132339
you also probably live in Miami??
>>700152563
topkek
>>700152328
they gots phenobarbs in them too. Only did once and was fucked up for close to a month. Now I sell them to edgu highschool freshman.
>>700152682
sorry before you become a grammar nigger ill fix it myself its you're
>>700151654
So battery and threatining a witness? Wow your case is sounding like its really gonna end well for you.
>>700135237
>orange hat
da fug wrong wid you?!
>>700153120
Spotted the underage.
>inb4 inbred
>>700138831
>rich douche
>>700140750
are you eighty years old?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5U6blqgq7I
>>700138831
invicta is a shit watch brand only just saying fuckboy
>>700141098
I hope you wear something other than sports clothes
>>700141165
you need better shoes
r8 quic, my mum wans me off the internut
>>700153937
Never
>>700142335
hipster druggie
>>700154140
fresh af my nigger
>>700153120
I'm an exterminator and my wife is cheating on me with a native american man
>>700143054
I doubt you wear this
>>700144403
I saw Stick to your Guns live a few years ago
>is that a black dildo as an accessory?
>>700144906
do you wear sleeves any time?
>>700146360
>probably likes it up the ass
>>700154889
No, his biceps must remain unmolested by faggy sleeves.
>>700147862
da fuk you do for a living?
>>700148206
you need real shoes
and why do you have so many phones??
r8
>>700130281
You're probably loyal... for the right price
>>700153304
any age can tell your a faggot
me
r8 me fegs
>>700154244
you should switch it up
>>700152770
What shirt is that, looks dope as heck.
>>700155785
underage confirmed
>>700155106
Bi, and yeah. V-neck doubles as a dick-beacon.
>>700154377
Are you also paranoid of the government and a chain smoker?
