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Club Kek Singles = Out Dubs = In Trips = VIP Quads = New Owner

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Club Kek

Singles = Out
Dubs = In
Trips = VIP
Quads = New Owner

Can you make it in?
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Roll
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>>699980876

>not being able to get dubs

Its easy, check this out
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I always wanted to own a club
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>>699981633
Checked
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Hope the club isn't in Orlando
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>>699980876
fuck you
i'm the gayest
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>>699980876
If dubs club kek threads are abolished again.
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o shit wat up
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what if we get 699999999 or 700000000 do we become king of 4chan?
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I am the owner now.
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>>699983221

>Can't even get dubs
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why would i want in that Fag club
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>>699980876
Let me in you fuck
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Everybody get the fuck out of my club
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vip bitches
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>>699980876
I will try, desu fam
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>>699980876
im a mothafucking vip
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CHECKEM
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Fuck clubs I hate them
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>>699980876

If dubs i shoot it up
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move
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>>699983981

reroll
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Closing this club with no survivors
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>>699984044

check em
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Vip
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im here for the booze
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This is my club
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Pls
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What will 7 mill get you?
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if dubs orlando x2
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Roll
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gimmie those dubs
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ez pz
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>>699983478
Yawn
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Probably not you fag
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BITCH I AM THE CLUB
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>>699983369
You get fucking nothing you faggot. Now stop roleplaying.
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I can't get in fuck
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>>699980876
Get out of my way scum
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Pshhh look at my id SIR
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Rollin
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Via bitches
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im already in
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Swing anda miss
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Ummm can I go now
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i always get in
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look at mon ID!!
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>>699980876
Yeah but what if I roll 700000000?
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>>699980876
niggers not allowed
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I should have my dubs on me today lemme check...
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>>699984965
guess not... maybe next time
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Dont touch me guy
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>>699985033
AH WAIT HERE THEY ARE
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>>699980876
yo yo! who's in da house. why not zoidberg?
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>>699985130
fuck off faggot
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fuck yea I can
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roll
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Hai there, nice to meets you, I'll be goin in now bro thanks.
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I got my dubs right here, sir
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niggers
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>>699980876
My buddy honest Abe here says I'm good to go.
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>>699985033
Check'd
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>>699985458
What kind of shithole is this? Your a fuckin cunt buddy
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Roll
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I've waited 4 hours cmon
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i didnt like this club anyway
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>>699980876
Cheque zem
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My name is Doctor Van Nostren and I'll be purchasing this club to open my new clinic.
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ok i will enter now because i am cousin of some slav guy
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Let me in nigger
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>>699980876
see you in the vip room
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>>699985300
>>699985544
That's two dubs I've rolled in a row
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>>699980876
make way for these dubs fags
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MFW when she make succ properly
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Sup bitches?
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>shoves my hands in my pockets and looks at the ground as I approach the 6'7'' bouncer

I'm not on the list but I.. I would like to come in, sir..
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>>699980876
let me in
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Rick roll
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>>699985887
Bro

You just got succ'd

From an ho in an imaginary nightclub but still

she sex u
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>>699986377
fucking aye
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>>699986377
ok
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I flash my dick so the bouncer lets me in
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Hmm never been to Orlando before
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roll
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A-am I allowed to- uhm *starts blushing* to enter th- the club?
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I want to die.
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Let me in pussy
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>>699980876
Czech em
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>>699986350
>my eyes well with tears as the muscular bouncer stares me down. But I know what he wants, I bury my shame as I brush a few locks of white hair away from my eyes and look up at him.

Is.. is this what you wanted?

>I reach down to his crotch, rubbing the buldging outline of his cock with my hand, a little whimper of shame escaping my lips
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I will follow you~
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>>699980876
roll
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We're on the list
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i'm comin
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Anyone got OC pepe memes?

Preferably ones that you shouldn't be burnt at the stake for.
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>>699980876
chekem'
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Easy enough
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Fuuug
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Oh yeah
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checkem
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Check this out ↖️
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Roll
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>>699980876
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witness me
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>>699987622
AW YEAH
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Check em
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Roll
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>>699987891
Nvm
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>>699987113
>still the bouncers steely gaze stares me down, I start to cry from embarrassment and shame. A couple people in line for the club start looking at me.

I.. I know, I know what you want me to do..

>my voice cracks as I shamefully drop my pants, revealing my pale effeminate ass and boytoy penis. I bend offer, offering myself to the bouncer as tears stream down my face.

I.. I'm ready.

>I reach back and spread my cheeks for him, revealing my bleached anus.
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Rollollollolling
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>>699980876
I DEDIC8 MY MEMBERSHIP TO HARAMBAE
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You want stars? I'll give you stars. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Roll
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>>699987977
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LETS GO
LETS PARTY
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Sup
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who the fuck invited all these fags to my club?
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>>699980876
please sir im dubs years old
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>>699980876
Getting in is easy, watch this.
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Roll Roll Roll
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Oshiri furi furi ~
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Let me in nigger
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roll
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>>699980876
Shitty club
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yessurrrrrrr
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Check em
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Make way for the VIP, cunts
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Check em
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>>699988043
>I hear the rustle of fabric before I feel it. The bouncer's huge penis presses against my tender lovehole before he forces his way in, the pain is excruciating as I feel my anus being torn from his girth.

P.. please let me in..
>I whimper
Please.. please sir..

>my pleas are ignored as the bouncer renews his violent assault of my butthole, I push back against him as I lift my head up and stare at the person behind me in line. Tears streaming down my face.
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>>699987185

Maybe my friend Mr. Lincoln can help. And his buddies, the Washington twins
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abstract artist, let in
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Seig heil
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Soma is a faggot
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Fuck you man.
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I'll see you at the bar
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>>699980876
check 'em
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My wife left me
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rawlin'
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Soma is a nigger
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Check em
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>>699989999
CHECK THOSE QUADS
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>>699989999
New owner damn
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>>699989999
Checked m8
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>>699990199
check 'em
rolling
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LET ME IN DIS MUFUKKA
MUFUKKA
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I don't care it's probably just full of hunks anyway. I don't care.
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>>699989999
Mother of KEKs!
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Heres my dubs
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>>699980876
checkity
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No big deal just getting in.
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I'm the fucking boss around here
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>>699989538
>the bouncer grabs a handful of my hair and yanks my head back as he pushes into me, causing me to moan in agony. I can feel my anus being torn apart.

P.. please I just want in the club!

>I feel his cock quiver inside of me as he shoots his seed deep within my butthole, my whole body trembles in pain and shame as everyone in line looks at me
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>>699980876
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>>699989999
New owner chooses new rules.
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I believe these dubs are in order...
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Rollin
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Shots for everyone
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Add me on roblox: thetrollist. Hurry before my friend lost gets full.
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>>699980876
Owner coming through, rename to Club Zoz
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lel
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>>699991053
fucked up
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>>699990976
Of course they keep you out of the club
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>>699991111
wow
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>>699991111
OH SHIT I DID IT
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>>699990651
>I collapse on the ground, my anus still leaking the bouncer's white cum as I lay in a puddle of filth. Struggling to pull my pants back up and failing as I cry out in agony over my abused bum.

I.. can come in now.. right?
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Roll
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>>699991179
Congradoritos
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i play pokemon go everyday
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>>699990993
"frind lost gets full"
posts on 4loser
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Move out of my way
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>>699991179
>>699991173
>>699991111
Club Zoz owner coming through
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>>699980876
2ez
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>>699991111
DAMN
This guys reign as owner was a short one >>699989999

Can I get in Club Zoz new owner?
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>>699991111
Is this real life? Second quads in the same thread.
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700m numbers please help me out
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>>699991269
What a faggot.

Lemme in, boss.
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>>699991111
Boss has spoken.
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Check em
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>>699991722
nice one dude
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>>699980876
thanks for letting me in bos
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>>699980876
quids get
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>>699991722
Wait for me to get in, first round is on me.
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make way
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>>699991269
>I cry, realising the bouncer just used me for my tender boyhood anal virginity. I lay on the ground shivering, alone, cold. I desperately look around for anyone in line that might help me in.
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>>699980876
say hi the the vip bitches
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>>699991722
>>699991822
What the fuck dudes?
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>>699991988
noice
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Roll
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Just trying to get in, no interest in bossing.
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>>699992099
I'm in boys
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>>699992021

>Don't worry buddy, I've got reputation. Check these dubs and you'll be in.
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Dubs are now banned
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>>699992099
im in boys
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Straight to the vip wadup
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>>699992403
nah
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>>699992099
im in
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>>699980876
Kek
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this club is gay anyway
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>>699992446
Damn that was close.
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Get in there!
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>>699980876
Check Em'
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Accept me sempai! I bear dubs
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>>699992099
get a load of these dubs
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Nood
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they see me rollin
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>>699991622
>I try to stand, the cum leaking out of my ass as I jerk my dirty soiled pants back up

N.. no.. wait! Take me with you!

>I cry out to the man that called me a faggot and was instantly let in by the same bouncer that used me as a fucktoy earlier.
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I'm in
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Your club is shittier than an Amy Schumer stand up show guest staring Hillary Clinton.
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kys let me in
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>>699992653
That's some heresy right there guardsman

I'm the commissar, check this get here
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>>699980876
Nope
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>>699992356
>tears stream from my face as the bouncer refuses to let me in again, I lower my head in shame. Ass hemorrhaging and heart broken.
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Cassually walks in.
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let me in you stupid nigger
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nice
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Maybe if I disguise myself as a girl with a vagina they'll let me in finally
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Just suck dick to get in you faggots
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>>699993667
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I'm quite obviously a VIP
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>>699980876
NIGGER GO
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let me in man
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>>699994086
I.. i gave him my ass and he still wouldn't let me in..
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>>699994212
Your shit, brah.
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>>699994207
They won't let me in either TayTay, so unfortunately you obviously won't get in
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Let me in faggot
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Fuck jesus in the pooper
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I'm in already check.
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>>699994541
>forcefully grabs her tits
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You're letting me in
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>>699980876
get
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>>699980876
What will 70 million get me
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>maybe if I put on a cool face they'll let me in
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Rolling
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ayyy
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>>699995477
Just a pass to the regular club it seems.
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Roll
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>>699995524
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>>699980876
Roll
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ok
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Rooollll
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>>699995477
>>699995788
What sorcery is this?
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>>699991111
dubble quads checked
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>>699995524
>okay lets try no face
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Roll 2
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Get out of my club you nerds
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>>699996171
Well I don't think I'm making it in the club tonight...
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r u my dad
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move niggas

the king is here
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Roll
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>>699991722
A reroll for the men in red
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>>699996533
Never giving up pays off my nigga.
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>>699996533
Giving up is the only way to success!
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Roll
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#1 Club Drug
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>>699996861
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Rolling
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Hm
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>>699996621
Some king you are
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