Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>699970180
Peg your pardon?
>>699970571
I vote for this thread.
Another thread? Claimed!
Penny Claim~
>Siege And Terrible Servers Edition.
still here
and
>>699970966
i dont know i like that pic
<nycor> here claiming kuro
I'll bake a few.
real thread >>699969955
>>699970764
>>699969652
crap man you're not messing around with hunger
>>699971025
Thank you!
>>699970764
I'm sorry I feel like there is an elaborate prank being pulled on me
>Tfw I'm too tired for it
>>699970399 #
>>699970565 #
I see that sucks. I have a fan on my face as we speak, may be an idea for you
>>699970521 #
Kek you are the worst
My brother did this to me
>Play best of five
>He wins first
>Let's me come back
>Then fucking goes full ape mode on me
>Claimed
>>699971097
Kill yourself snake fag
hello friends
Claiming fsteak
Felix is here nyow
Just got back from a long run and walked the way back. It helps me take my mind off of things, and stop worrying about stuff, but this time it didn't help that much
Claimed.
>>699971255
That thumbnail though
>>699971253
End it all, cat cunt
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCDIt50hRDs
>>699970914
<nycor> ceiling fan small fan and window open and it still feels like satan is rubbing his balls across my face
>>699971049
i thought you went to sleep
>>699971097
sorry snake get rules friend.
>>699971194
i also like this one
>>699971350
welcome back felix
>>699971216
I shall teach her to show no mercy in the face of the enemy
>and that as her master I must assert my power.
>>699971255
<3 my love
>>699968332
How many stars do you give it?
>>699968494
I'm alright, what are you up to?
>>699969108
any reason you can't sleep? I'm alright I guess. just relaxing after work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDHpSQXb2q4
My favorite Waifu.
>>699971567
<nycor> I trired so hard
>>699971442
>Cat
Post:Hidden
>>699971385
Hey Hank, how's it going?
>>699971350
Your waifu is a bit of a butterface
It may just be that pic though.
>>699971567
Thank you
Fucking Elitists
THE OTHER THREAD WAS MADE FIRST
>>699971153
I don't play around my man
I go big
>>699971216
I don't follow
>>699971846
Why do you do this <nycor> thing?
>>699971846
And got so far!
>>699971392
a true horror
>>699971705
>
>>699971350
Hey Felix whats wrong man?
>>699971511
>That euphemism
Fucking kek, I'm not sure what else. What I used to to is take a small towel and make it wet with cold water and lay it on your head
>>699971689
Show her your dominance, I like how you get down penny
Kick her ass
>>699971846
well thats ok. i will be here until you feel tired i guess
>>699971910
>>699972044
hey Felix want to tell him?
>>699972065
Me nether
>Just ignore it
>>699971567
I don't blame you
>>699971730
Nothing much. Just relaxing
>>699972162
Just thinking about my ex and how she lied to me for the last few months, saying she hated some other guy and not to worry about him
Tip: when she says not to worry about him, you really better fucking worry your goddamn ass of or you will regret it. I should have, but i didn't, and i regret it. She got with him after we broke up, probably although she doesn't have a relationship status on her facebook. I'm probably going to tell her I don't want to be involved with her in anyway and want to forget about her, and block her
Tl;dr: worry about a guy she tells you not to worry about and do something about it or you will regret it
>>699971910
Good. You?
>>699971730
Yea I fucked up my sleep schedule because fuck knows why
What kind of work do you do?
>>699972098
Hey galil saw you were feeling sick
Is it better now?
>>699972065
You're probably the second realest cook in here
>after shino
>>699972162
So it begins.
She gon get rekt.
I hope nobody grabbed her yet
>>699972137
<nycor> and in the end it didn't even matter, hello mizore
>>699972098
hello anon, I forgot to talk to u earlier, its my alias on 4chan
>>699972247
if I don't post in a while my internet went out
>>699972162
I use ice packs sometimes and put them on my head
:)
>>699972462
so uh what else do you like besides comfy
>>699972686
oh well hope you are able to sort it out
>>699973061
you're good as far as i know
>>699973065
noted i should be here
>>699972462
nice, eventful day?
>>699972817
helpdesk for business's broadband internet. I work on their modems and routers. if their internet goes down I call them and fix it. if I can't fix it I call their ISP's
I have returned. Now, I require some more pantyshots!
>>699973316
Yeah I'm going to. I'm going to send her a message. She broke my heart, especially after i sent her all those long, thoughtful and meaningful messages all the time, and i didn't get anything back, i never got mad at her, but she always got mad at me.
I'll be right back, going to send the message nyow~
>>699972853
2nd?!?
I hope thats a yuno reference, cause I do cook alot, mostly meat but I still cook
Claimed
>>699973594
>nyow~
No wonder she cheated. Holy shit.
>>699973518
Nope have almost panty shots though :^)
>>699973316
Hmmm. I honestly don't know. Parkour and animals are things I like
>>699973440
None at all. Im mundane as they come
>>699973742
YUUUKKKKKIIIIIIIII!!!!!
>>699973061
first time i've ever seen her so probably not
>>699973518
>
>>699973788
no bullying
>>699973788
No, she kept the autist inside of me at bay
>>699972686
Oh shit dude that fucking sucks
Ive heard about that stunt a lot, it sucks dick
Me and penny went through some bullshit with our ex as well
So grab a beer and celebrate the freedom man
>Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>699972914
I already feel sorry for her
>Never played tekken btw
I'm not sure how the game works though I'm sure it doesnt really matter since all fighting games are the same
>>699973065
Why aren't you doing it now?
>Where do you live where its so hot btw
>>699973440
That sounds like a fun job tbh
>You probably deal with tons of idiots though
Claimed!!!
>>699973518
<nycor> here ya go>>699971846
>>699973518
no
>>699973594
hope it goes how you want
>>699973788
Felix says it in the anime. pretty sure thats why he wrote it
>>699973822
well i dont know anything parkour but what do you like about animals
>>699974018
>Only waifu material that matters
Oh contraire
>>699973911
>FB_IMG
>Having an autist side in you in the first place
>>699973926
<nycor> oh my genius ur a god
>>699973926
I wish i could drink, otherwise i would be right now.
>tfw under 21 and can't drink for a few years
Claimed
>>699974169
Everyone on 4chan is a fucking autist you mong
>>699973911
Rape Her.
>Nice 9/11 get.
Hey im back are the summerfags gone?
>>699973822
>Im mundane as they come
obviously you haven't met me
>>699973926
The ISP's are far more inept. The managers listen because they just want to get this shit over with. having to call their garbage carriers makes me want to hang myself
>>699974529
Hey cutie!
>>699974529
I..i don't remember that scene
Ok I'm back, what did I miss?
>>699973883
YUUUNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>699973065
Heyoo.
>>699974650
Clams.
>>699974332
Rip
Tsunade claimed bitches
<nycor> tomoko my internet is messing up so It might crash, tell anyone who responds to me after
>>699974529
No im still here
>>699974774
How are ya my man?
>>699971771
Niiiicccccceeeee
>>699974529
that does not look enjoyable
>>699974880
um ok ill try to keep track
>>699971771
Those eyes are little spooky, Anon.
>>699974630
This is my cute face
>>699974256
I feel like you're being sarcastic
>>699974260
Oh rip.
Well then grab a soda inb4 b&
>Tfw 18 is legal drinking age here
>Tfw it used to be 16 when I was 16
And they say America is great
>>699974359
Hey queen~
>>699974555
Well I guess it's good that somebody listens
I understand how you feel about hanging yourself though
Working with people in general makes you want that
>>699974145
Just about everything! They're fascinating in color, behavior and sizes and so on!
>>699974555
I doubt that
Hit her with the stock ;^)
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>699975313
>Yee
>>699974649
You just don't let yourself remember... ;)
Mine
>>699975388
>rape her with the stock.
>>699975330
<nycor> no I was serious, btw internet might crash so I'm replying fast as fuck boi
>>699975465
Got my crew too foo'.
>>699974908
BEGONE!
>>699972716
Bad headache, but I got some ice cream and am no longer sick so I'm good I'd say.
>>699972817
Yeah I am. What's up with you man?
>>699973065
That's kind of gay tbh.
Other than that you seem cool though.
>>699973518
I don't have any.Except for the pic where Galil is cleaning herself but that's not really a panty shot.
>>699973609
Nah, I'm the best cook here
>>699975009
Bretty good! Just running some dungeons in WoW, trying to get some mounts. You?
>>699975465
Smuggles
>>699975535
Don't shoot, bash with stock ;^)
>>699975330
So apparently I can't upload pics anymore
Might as well try to sleep then
>>699975221
Why not?
>>699975330
hey yuno what you up to
>>699974786
What kind of clams?
>>699975465
Smugz.
>>699973926
We're takin a little break
>So far its best outta five, the first match was a warmup and now its 1-1
She's made a little wager
>If I win, I get called The King Of Iron Fist (the tournament that the game is based on)
>If she wins, we go and get her some ice cream.
I might lose on purpose.
If your Waifu invented a famous recipe for spaghetti, what would the recipe be?
>>699975480
Fucking normies, REEEEE!!!
>>699975724
That's good. What flavor?
>>699975724
<nycor> its just a thing some like it some don't, no hate toward ya
>>699975356
ok well which are your favorites
>>699975777
well i kind of happen to like my hand not in pain
>>699975724
No I'm the best cook!
>>699975872
It would be named after me
>Since Penny made a recipe before and also named it after me.
>But that recipe was fuckin horrible.
>>699975632
>Memestar
Damn I'm really starting to love you
>>699975724
Can't sleep my internet is pegging me in the asshole
>Good night
>>699975812
My internet died that's why I'm not on stream and discord
>>699975724
Hmph, We'll see about that
>>699975729
Making lasagna!
>>699975896
Scary snail
>>699976137
Nooo I am!
His voice is so high pitched
Ruined Sublime for me ;-;
>>699975872
Probably just adding sliced fruit to the regular spaghetti.
>>699975330
yeah and unfortunately i work in IT. so that's all im doing
>yay me
>>699975356
you underestimate me very much. I dont even have friends
>>699975492
Maki!
>>699975465
whats up :O
>>699975724
>mfw Galil ARM has a bottle opener and wire cutters
I want one even moar now.
>Penny~
>>699976204
No I am!
>Mis en place!
>>699976120
Normie gtfo
>>699976462
You will disgree once you had some of my smoked ribs!
>>699976201
<nycor> well I'm going to get off before my internet makes me, bye mizore,tomoko,yuno,penny,and others
>>699975872
Self explanatory.
>>699976060
Just use namesync. End of story. Never write nycor again
>>699976204
Suprised snail
>>699976399
Not a bad claim.
Oh, no. Not at all.
>>699976749
Cute pantsu~
>>699976697
<nycor> disapproves
>>699975871
That's a pretty hard decision
>Ice cream but lost to a little girl and you wouldn't hear the end of it
>You beat her ass which is fucking satisfying
>>699976338
Kek. Well it pays pretty decent right?
>Tfw the chances of me going to work in the IT as well are pretty high
>>699974818
No u
>>699976204
Ooh, there better be some meat in that lasagna!
>>699976889
Might beat her and take her out for ice cream anyway.
>That way I'll look cool.
>Penny~
>>699976201
ahh thats to bad was wondering what hapenned to you
>>699976565
i just dont want my hand being chomped.
>>699976665
night
>>699972137
>>699971846
>>699973795
>>699973883
>>699974774
>>699973897
>>699974145
>>699975724
>>699976749
I am neither impressed or unimpressed by these results. An A for effort.
>>699976656
You will disagree when you've had my 5 course meal made from scratch! Salad pasta soup entree and dessert!
>>699976863
Why? Do you like writing that all the time? If so then be my guest But just sayin' a solution.
>>699977077
that was kind of the point
>>699975812
Aww shit, its this sumasshedshiy ublyudku, how's it going my dude?
>>699975872
spaghetti di proiettile
>>699975965
Triple chocolate fudge.
>>699976137
>Implying
I make the best pork chops around m80
>>699976060
Yeah fair enough I suppose
>>699976204
>Lasagna
>Not spaghetti cake
Pleb.
>>699976359
I know right?Plus that sexy wood handguard (although they were phased out because "MUH polymer is light" even though it was made wood to stay cooler, and it did its job), bipod and standard 50 round magazines.
But its like 6 gorillion dollars.
>>699977109
I am best cook here
I makeada toaster strudels
>>699977109
I forgot a pic
>>699977077
I wasn't trying for you
>But here is this
>Mizore
>>699976986
YA GODDAMN RIGHT theres meat in the lasagna!
>>699977109
Bring it the FUCK on!
>>699977226
Boi you havent tried my lasagna
>>699977077
What were we doing?
>>699977226
hey happy the spammers fucked off
>>699976665
Sleep tight
>>699977015
But you won't teach her the value of losing
>She will become a sore loser
Meh what ever ice cream
>>699977033
Yea sorry we will talk more tomorrow
>Light outside
I'm off now
>Tsun yun out
Tfw you own a galil and this lil furry faggot can't afford it
>>699977226
Refer to
>>699977109
>>699977265
Nou
>>699977398
You wanna FUCKING try me??
I'll put my fist, al dente!
>>699976204
>L-like this?
>>699977226
Cool.
>>699977614
HOL UP NIGGA lemme get my smoker ready!
>>699977065
Like this?
>>699977226
Fugg.
>Mfw if I hit the lottery I'm liable to spend all of it on guns.
>>699977582
I lost. Time to go out for ice cream!
>Be back later!~
>Mfw she genuinely kicked my ass for the love of ice cream.
>>699977716
Yes thats it~
Cute bunny~
>>699977614
>implying using italian and french cooking words make food taste good
Just mis en place my season al dente spaghetti
>>699977398
DAMN RIGHT, MEAT SAUCE IS THE BEST FOR LASAGNA
>>699977876
<3!
I'm the best cook here tbh
>>699978001
Yeah if you have a burning hatred for mondays ;^)
>>699977786
yeah like that
>>699977761
Bitch let me get some beef bones, I'm feeling a red meat meal.
>>699977892
>Just everything in its place my season to the tooth spaghetti.
Wat?
>Mirepoix
>>699978001
OH OH OHHH!!
GIMME ONE ON THE CHEEK!
>>699978168
<333
Best gatari
Yume faggots
Felix is back nyow
The deed has been done, all she said was "sorry" and "bye"
>>699978440
Lets fucking do this! OOO RAH
Calamity-masu'd
She's mine now
Claimed
>>699978440
Dal Coda al Fine timbre Dal Segno al dente barre arpeggio chord
>its chef talk ;^)
>>699978660
DON'T YOU OOH RAH ME FAAGOT. I'LL DROP THE WEIGHT MARINE CORPS ALL OVA YA FACE
>>699978172
Nah, this is lasagna, not tacos
>>699978448
Here you go honey!
When it's time for destruction you may speak.
Eleven and a sixth.
Do something, and...
http will pass.
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in.com/wQQ will pass.
G6J8g will pass.
>>699977398
I refuse to eat your der'mo spaghetti cake.
>Der'mo is Russian
>Guess what for, suka
>>699977422
Don't summon them
>>699977614
>>>>>>>>>>>Implying<<<<<<<<<<
>>699977866
Is that supposed to be bad?
>>699978172
Prove it pedik
>>699978659
Call her a Glupaya suka zadnitsu shlyukha , kto soset khuy ves' den'.
>>699977217
I know, but I was simply thinking of the lewd before lewd: panties.
>>699977329
They have to be worn for them to count.
>>699977402
Panties/swimsuit shots.
>>699977716
Interesting animal print.
>>699978362
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