If you had the choice to be immortal, would you? (you can't suicide down the road if you choose to be immortal)
Pic remotely related
Absolutly not. Life already annoys me sometimes.
i want to fucking kill myself on the daily so no.
>>699962494
That pic is like a DMT trip
Yes. Because it would be like my life is already. Watching the people around me die off as i stay the same. It would just be larger scale
>>699962494
God yeah. Better to be bored than not exist.
No, because even if my life was incredibly amazing for 10 000 years, eventually, I'll want it to end. And at that point, I'll still have an eternity left to live.
When humans are all dead, and our sun has swallowed earth and later exploded, and I'm floating through space alone forever, I'd probably regret my decision to become immortal.
>>699964215
I think you'd probably be able to be killed.
>>699962494
>>699964403
And to answer the question, yes, death terrifies me.
>>699963823
I know dem feels b/ro
I'd do it but I would want to keep my hot 18yo body but keep no limit on my mind and I would want to be able to choose which items to unsee.
>>699962494
No, because then, life would just be an endless cycle of outliving everything I love.
>>699962494
Yes if it's stay the same age forever and no if I'm a million and fucked up....
I want to witness the end, I want to know where this experiment is headed
>>699962494
The whole point of life is to live it to the fullest, that's what makes it so great (Although some may not think so) if you extended the time of your life clock to infinite, then you'd stop living and simply just exist.
>>699964638
new things would evolve, like most humans you think too small
ITT >I wait for dinosaurs to re-revolve so I can fuck them.
Absolutely! To be able to experience human's progression in technology would be amazing. I would give everything to be immortal and get to see and experience life forever.
>>699964951
I always wonder what t Rex tasted like bbqd
>>699964215
My thoughts exactly, I dont want an eternity in space l. There is the chance we end up kiving some where else in the universe though.
>>699962494
yes nothing scares the fuck out of me
>>699962494
Yes. I would fucking love watching humanity evolve, I would just shoot any president I don't like and even if I get like 10 lifetime sentences I'll just chill in jail
>>699965066
or just to see dat ass!
fuck no, I would probably have killed myself already if it was socially acceptable
Yes absolutely. Seeing what happens thousands of years in the future sounds amazing. The amount of change that has occurred in the last 100 years is staggering. Imagine where it will be in the future. That is, if you're saying immortal but could still be killed if some sort of nuclear war or whatever happens. If you mean I have to live for billions of years until the sun dies out and the planet is gone and have to float through space for eternity until I get swallowed in a black hole and have to be compressed to the singularity as billions more years pass, then no.
>>699962815
>Absolutly not. Life already annoys me sometimes.
this
first post best post
only thing I can think of more annoying than living forever is waiting in "heaven" or whatever the fuck fr a judgement day.
basically the whole religion crap.
>>699962494
Fuck yes I would. Would do almost anything for immortality
>>699964951
Yeah, but you'd get sick of living. Immortality is a curse.
>>699965214
...your life sentence would never end because you'd never die.
>>699965369
>That my good anon is meerly a reaction to the situation you find yourself in now, you can not judge the future on your experience of the shittiness of today or the idiotic systems created around you to keep you in your place by oldfags.
>>699962494
Why the FUCK would you want to be immortal? Literally why. Once everyone you know dies, etc, your children, grandchildren, literally no point.
Unless you had some superpowers to go along that immortality (e.g: mind control), then it'd be shit and a punishment.
>>699965575
Nope it is a gift to a megatroll, just think of all the thing you could piss off, oh what fun we would have.
yes, absolutely, by all means, yes
no old person that I've ever talked to has ever said that they no longer enjoy new foods
if we can be so delighted by the same simple combinations of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen, why would we not be excited by the unlimited possibilities of eternity?
>>699965369
Why do you care about the social aspect of it? You won't be around to hear it.
>>699965610
>knowing this much
Pretty sure a lifetime sentence actually has a year count, that's why when people get "x amount greater than 1" lifetime sentences, it means around 66-88 x that number.
I think a lifetime sentence is around 66 years, it doesn't mean until you die.
>>699964215
I think before that happened, you would wind up victim of a natural disaster. Stuck for millions of years buried under earthquake rubble. You are never found, and civilization above bulldozes and paves over you. Fuck that.
>>699965575
Immortality is a curse...in movies. In reality it would be amazing. To see how our world advances in thousands of years would be incredible.
>>699965962
I would wait until everthing had gone then start evolution off with my snot and creampie mix.
Then wait and see how it turned out and then infect it with funky pox to annoy it.
>>699966376
I just threw up in my mouth a little
good job
>>699962494
So if I flung myself into space I wouldn't die? I'd love that. I can travel the universe forever and eventually find new civilizations who do an alien version of shitposting and talk about killing themselves.
>>699966505
Yay! winrar!
>>699966536
You might float for eons before even seeing anything though. Wouldn't you go insane?
>>699966851
That time has passed
>>699962494
Of course, I would do anything to be immortal
>>699962494
I think about suicide very often but live to make the world a better place. Will i stop aging when I reach my prime?
I don't know if it's worth it either way to be honest. I don't know if it's worth it now, how much can one man do?
Will I ever be able to do more good than harm? It doesn't seem likely
>>699966318
every x years, you can appeal your sentence, at some time you can be free or they deny your freedom. Depend upon the crime
>>699967128
You are only as good as you want to be, being immortal means you don't have to give a shit about anything unless you desire to.
>>699964215
What if 10k years passed and you meet the ayylmaos. You could travel all through the universe exploring all kinds of shit, meeting different life/eating new foods.
>u ppl are stupid if you think being immortal would suck
>>699962494
Immortality is only the wish of someone who is ignorant of how the universe works.
Wishing for immortality would be dooming one's self to you own personal darkness and hell given enough time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
>>699964083
You haven't thought this through.
>>699966851
By the time that happened the technology would probably exist so you wouldnt jus be staring inot space . I imagine floating around in some form of pod either in a coma plugged into some kind of virtual reality thing where you could keep yourself occupied
>>699965515
People like you are the ones that should an hero the most.
>>699968103
to experience everything you'd get to experience i'd say it'd be worth it
>>699968473
>this guy gets it
It depends, I would do it if my I could continuously get smarter throughout life, like if the immortality allowed my brain cells to regenerate or whatever. If I have to remain as stupid as I am now, there wouldn't be a point.
I would. Eventually, I'll learn enough to be able to create a bridge between universes and abandon ship to one that ISN'T about to end one way or the other. I would essentially become Rick Sanchez only I'd live forever
>>699968103
you dont get it... the short time (in comparison to eternity) that you would be able to do these things would not be counterbalanced by the rest of eternity being alone in the cold and darkness while your very protons decay.
>>699968473
>>699968599
On a long enough time line you would have experienced everything there is to experience probably 5 times over. Then it gets mundane and trivial. Then nothing will excite you and you won't have the enthusiasm to keep going because you've seen it all and done it all. Then you will wish for death but you can't die. That's where the nightmare begins.
Is it like Wolverine Immortal? I can't bleed out and stuff? Plus what if my head gets destroyed? I'd lose all my memories. Or is it some magical bullshit where I always come back good as new. In that case, yes. I shall bring death to the mooslims.
>>699968473
worth it to what end?
>>699969318
still i'd say yes
>>699962494
FUCK YES. Rather be safe than sorry, Who knows whats on the other side. My biggest fear is our bodies die but our conscious lives on, our dying moment comes and everything just goes black. We'll be there alone with just our thoughts for eternity.
>>699969084
Maybe you would eventually have the ability to travel amongst dimensions, and start all over with everything being a new experience again. Of course, in those dimensions, you may not be immortal.
>>699968990
>>699969084
>>699969318
why must an immortal being be contained to a single universe? Given all the time in the world I'd immediately work towards finding a way to escape the void of a dead universe
>>699962494
yes
>>699969699
you're not the only one afraid of this
theres no point to living whatsoever.
>>699969084
The universe is infinitely growing.
>>699966318
I know I'm Missouri a life sentence is about 35 years.
>>699969830
>you cant escape the complete equilibrium of energy and matter in any universe.
everything runs down to nothing, all light dissipates, all matter cools to absolute zero.
>>699969778
you're not thinking about dimensions. You're talking about universes in the multiverse. Dimensions are length, width, height, time, etc. Travelling to higher dimensions would essentially make you a god
Are you talking about Biological immortality like what a lot of animals have? You don't die of age, but can still die if something kills you? Or literally immortal, can't die even if a meteorite smashed into you destroying the whole city?
define this immortality.
>>699969830
the fuck does not being able to die have to do with traversing multiple universes?
>>699970034
No it's not, the universe is already infinite in size, it isn't growing. What is growing is the stuff inside the universe, it's like a cookie crumb dropped into a dish of water. The crumb will expand and spread out, but the water stays the same.
>>699970102
I'm not saying there are universes that don't die, I'm just saying you can find one that isn't as close to dying as the one you're leaving. After you know what to do it's just a matter of doing it again
>>699962494
>>699963131
>i want to fucking kill myself on the daily so no.
This.
However, being immortal does sound pretty nice because if suicide doesn't work then what have you to worry about?
If you can't die you could probably just enjoy life, which would be fun. Plus I'm sure in a trillion years of floating around in space after earth being destroyed, intelligent life would find you.
>>699969699
don't do that dawg. it's mine too.
>>699970422
>the assumptions here are too vast to even sum up in 1 post.
needless to say, the laws of thermodynamics will always win.
>>699970195
They're saying immortality would suck after our universe dies and you're left with silence and darkness for eternity but if you jump ship you'll be able to keep going without issue
>>699962494
>Be me
>Immortal
>Copy someones content and pass it off as own
>Sued by content creator
>Minimal evidence because no original ideas since Babylon
>Outlive creator
>Lawsuit carried by estate
>Outlive estate
>Artists work falls into obscurity
>Own work takes place of original
>MFW I'm Zuckerberg
>>699969830
It's more than likely that even if you were immortal you would never livee to see a day where that's possible and surely you wouldn't be able to figure it out on your own.
>>699970118
Ah yes. I stand corrected. However, it's speculated that other universes exist with properties as we know them to be backwards (time, polarity, etc.) You may stumble upon one where every living thing is immortal, and you are the only thing that can die. Game over man.
ITT: People who don't know they are immortal already.
You exist because you must exist, you exist because you have always existed and always will. Energy cannot be created nor destroyed, we only change form and move from place to place. We will always exist, maybe not our personality but we have never not been.
>>699962494
I would take the opportunity without hesitation.
Do you have any idea how fucking amazing it would be to aimlessly float through the universe after watching everything that goes down on Earth? Or even following the remainder of humans to some far off a planet after Earth's demise to see what happens.
This is literally my dream. Wouldn't have a second thought if the opportunity should arise.
>>699962494
if by being inmortal you mean theres no way of die or getting killed by literally anything, yes i would definitely do it
>b-ut muh family
fuck em, youll get bitches 24/7 since you have all the time in the world to whatever you want
idk 10 being fit as fuck an another 10 years doing nothing at all
plus, you get to enjoy technology over the time
again, all of this only if you cant die by any means
>>699962494
do you become immune to pain?
i feel like enduring our sun supernova-ing would be worse than death, let alone getting stretched/trapped in a black hole
>>699970735
well that's a bit bleak. If you want to do something that's never been done before you have to believe it's possible. And who says I would work alone? I'm sure Hawking would be interested in seeing how an immortal being reacts to being sent into a black hole
>>699970456
What if you get put in jail for a lifetime
>>699970633
you are assuming that the laws of physics are on a universal level in the little space that humand can interact
>>699970798
so I managed to not only travel to another universe but I found a loophole in my immortality that would let me finally feel the sweet release of death? Win fucking Win right there
>>699962494
Yes.
Hell yea, assuming I stop aging right now, life would be pretty good for the next millions of years.
Container this:
what if we all actually are immortal through the concept of reincarnation?
At some point we leveled up due to thousands of carnation cycles and unlock the achievment of memory restorage.
Even get to the point where we are able to step out of the wheel and become godlike Ãœbermenschen or like the wormhole entities in DS9.
>>699970961
You arent taking the long view dude.
Humans have that problem, they see everything through the eyes of now and disregard the fact that everything runs down to nothing, all light will be gone, the universe will attain absolute zero, and your protons will begin to decompose.
since you are immortal eventually wouldnt you be able to control when you sleep and for whenever long. If I could choose to go into a coma like state during the boring parts then i'd do it, heck even without the sleeping bit i'd still do it
>>699962494
"THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER."
>>699971222
you can outlive everyone and the prison :/
>>699970735
>>699970656
eventually you'll stuck with the heat-death of infinite universes. I don't think many of you understand how infinite infinity really is
>>699971564
I'm sure you could train yourself to do something like that and in a dream state you'd be able to escape the harsh reality of a void.
>>699970801
your energy, not will or conscience
>>699962494
We already are. We are all eternal beings that have created and escaped reality in order to live a life that we are are convinced is the opposite.
>>699971789
/thread.
I've been trying to say this in every post.
>>699969699
this
>>699962494
The body dies for a reason. Without a cycle of life and death then life would not be fresh. Death is like a reset button. If we recall that matter cannot be created nor destroyed, then this eternity is the ebb and flow of life and death. Thus you are already immortal. To take this further, if we're looking for what quality of this experience is immortal, so not our thoughts or this body etc, we cannot find it. Because all that is perceived comes and goes. And yet, the one who perceives the coming and going of phenomena does not come and go, and cannot itself be seen. Thus the nature of the eternal is without quality or substance, in which holds qualities and seeming substance. Meditation is remaining as That.
>>699965930
The galaxy is infinite. Your life would be inifinite. Assuming that space travel becomes a non issue, you could spend an eternity exploring the unknown. You essentially could become the god of another race and live by whatever means you deem necessary. Who knows what is out there? Sign me the fuck up
>>699971564
What if this is happening right now? What if everything you are experiencing right now is your coma dream world?
>>699971496
>Inifity eventually ends
Uh, no... That's why it's infinity.
>>699972203
your flaw in thought is you assume energy and heat are infinite, you are wrong, research "heat death of the universe"
>>699972203
galaxies are not even remotely infinite
>>699971789
After you jump ship once the next step is searching through potential universes to find new big bangs happening in the quantum foam. At that point you're presented with a new universe you can observe right from the beginning. Our multiverse isn't the only part of the greater multiverse.
>>699966354
No, it fucking wouldn't. You would NEVER die. Just year after year of the same shit happening with different people.
>>699962494
Life has changed so much since I was a kid. I used to be considered fairly progressive because I thought blacks weren't all bad and we probably shouldn't kill gays. Now I'm considered a far right bigoted nut job because I don't think cutting your dick off makes you a woman.
I cannot fucking imagine what things will be like even 50 years from now. 100 years from now I wouldn't understand shit and would be in a constant state of confusion. Just look at your grandparents trying to use a computer.
Living forever would suck shit. In 100 years you'd be a hermit nut job nobody talked to.
>>699971155
Optimistic people seem cultish to me. It's like they deliberately shut out the bleakness of life because they can't cope with reality. It's ignorant.
Also if you went into a black hole and weren't destroyed than you could potentially be stuck in a void and you would surely want to die.
>>699972423
Hurr durr not knowing about the ever expanding universe and how you can never reach a true boundary
>>699972203
Galaxy is not infinite. Even the universe is not infinite. Enter multiverse, and string theory.
>>699972647
>I don't know the difference between a galaxy and the universe as a whole
I would love to live for ever. Reinventing myself every hundred years or so. I can't imagine all the knowledge I would acquire and use to my advantage. I would become a God.
>>699972548
Or I could possibly end up somewhere else in the universe and somewhen else in time.
>>699971496
>and your protons will begin to decompose.
pretty sure they won't what with the whole immortal thing.
>>699972647
I'm not the guy you're arguing with but I think you need to do some research. What you're saying is not known and there's currently no way to prove anything you're saying.
>>699962494
Yes
>>699971863
the more time do you live, the more fast you perceive time
>>699972647
just because it is always expanding doesnt assume that the matter and energy that make it up are also infinite, there is a finite amount of energy and matter in the universe (even tho it is large, it is not infinite)
>>699972365
Uhh, energy in the universe is constant. It cannot be created or destroyed, it just remains at the same quantity no matter how far the universe expands. Therefore, it can essentially be used infinitely
>>699972440
>>699972365
>Universe gets too big and doesn't have enough energy to sustain itself
>Collapses in on itself faster than it expanded
>It goes back to a point
>re-explodes into the Universe again
It's a pretty simple concept.
yes, i'd go to a war and conquer the world with my country since I cant die.
>>699972920
lol.. i wanna see this "exotic matter" that defies all laws of thermodynamics.
>>699972893
I bet you think unicorns are real.
I sometimes calm myself down by reminding myself that there will be nothing but oblivion for me after death. I can,t comprehend wanting to exist forever.
>>699972548
Optimism, pessimism, and realism is all relative my friend. Enter pragmatism.
"Ever notice when you're driving everyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
The only sane reasonable people are the ones driving the exact same speed as you....and you never get to see those people."
-George Carlin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWPCE2tTLZQ
>>699973111
we cant say for sure that will happen, yes that is one possible outcome, but with current extrapolations, that does not seem to be the case.
>>699972990
This is some Inception level exposition right here folks
>>699973111
if the universe is infinitely expanding, and the heat-death occurs when all matter is light-years away from all other matter, what exactly is going to pull it all back together given that gravity is the weakest of all forces, and wouldn't have any impact at such vast distances
>>699962494
Immortal?
Does that include invincible, because there is a difference......
>>699973402
/thread.
>>699973217
Making sense of reality from a comic nutjob.
>>699972821
Trying to disprove a theory because anon used galaxy instead of universe. You got the gist, stop being a faggot
>>699973160
Don't mistake optimism for idiocy just because daddy never hugged you. Theoretically, matter going through a black hole might end up in another section of the space-time continuum
>>699972535
that happens because cerebral degeneration, death of neurons
>>699973566
how is Carlin a nutjob? he's one of the greatest comics that has ever lived
>>699972212
I think thatd be a pretty sad dream to have
https://soundcloud.com/syn7h/ghost-in-the-shell-be-human
>>699973566
Reality is like a comedy m8
>>699973299
>we cant say for sure that will happen,
The same thing can be said about heat death
>>699973402
The sheer emptiness AKA the vacuum of space. It will be the only acting force.
With immortality comes universal domination. A human who is impossible to kill = easily a world leader. All it requires is for you to sit around for a couple hundred of years, then make your presence known. by the time the aliens come, you'll already be dictator of planet earth itself, making you most valuable resource (or target) to aliens, though they would never be able to kill you, in which you could use to your advantage and conquer the universe. Would most definitely be immortal, only trihard fags wouldn't.
Plus, would be nice to fuck indefinitely, even when super-evolved bitches are walking the streets, they couldn't turn down an ancient God like yourself.
yes.
>>699969699
You would only live through the faint memories you have
>>699973993
yes.
>>699973856
a vacuum only means something when there is a differential in pressures.
when heat death occurs, there will be no vacuum because everything will have attained equilibrium.
ITT: idiots arguing moot points to try and prove they are smarter than the other guy. Even our top minds have absolutely no fucking clue what is going on out there. Don't pretend your Wikipedia article skimming is any better
Fuck that. I'll live and go out a normal human like those before me. Plus life is already hellish and boring enough.
Since this entire thread assumes a material world, on the inverse side, (because there is actually no way to tell, and quantum mechanics suggests it), reality does not exist outside of the one who perceives it. Thus YOU are the fundamental principal of reality because you are that in which anything can be known. And so nothing exists that is not known, and the extent of the universe is the extent of your own experience.
>>699973972
who are you going to rule when everything is dead and the sun has long since burned out, swallowing all of the inner planets with it
>>699974267
I mean you could always do some hardcore drugs and never have to worry about diein or whatever
>>699974202
No one here is actually putting forward theories hoping to be proven right or wrong. We're just throwing out ideas because we enjoy thinking about these subjects.
>>699973972
Or everyone gets together, beats your ass, then puts you in a crate, pours concrete in it, and drops you into the ocean. Enjoy being alone with your thoughts for a couple thousand years.
>>699973972
you arent thinking far enough into the future... think further out.
>>699974501
Some people are getting pretty heated
No...Longevility on the other hand.
>>699962494
I've read a few books that give really good depictions of what immortality would really be like.
For awhile you would enjoy it, 100 years, maybe 200. But eventually you would get sick of it.
>>699974481
>I mean you could always take every drug possible at once and not have to worry about dying or whatever
FTFY
Hell yes...By the time the universe winds down you would have aquired enough knowlege and power to create a new one.
I think yes. Although it would be terrible to live for such a long time you could do whatever you want.
And I think even if you got to a point were you wanted it to all end you would eventually get past that and maybe come to some realization/epiphany/altered state of being were you accept your immortality and just live to collect knowledge maybe even eventually transcending existence itself.
wouldn't someone eventually notice and rat you out to the gov? think itd be hard to live without people worshiping you at some point.
>>699964215
Exactly.
>>699974102
That makes even less sense than the idea of immortality.
All the matter would turn into little dusty shit, that's light years away from another little dusty shit. In between those little dusty shits there's nothing except the universe. I.E. a vacuum.
The only way there would be no vacuum is if somehow all the little dusty shits took up the entire universe which makes even less sense.
>>699974736
nice, now where are you going to get the energy and matter to do it?
>>699974611
yeah, mostly the people who are trying to ruin the fun of imagining a way to escape the heat death of the universe. Accepting a shitty fate is a shitty way to use immortality
>>699974481
Bored of all that now, done all the ones I wanted to.
>>699974925
>if protons decay, no matter will exist.
no matter, no pressure.
>>699974719
immortal means you can't die, not that you can't experience your own personal hell of hallucinations and horrible pains from the complex interactions of multiple substances at once
>>699975061
but did you do them all at once?
>>699974978
Give me a couple billion years and I will let you know.
Strangely enough, as long as if immortality also granted me infinite memory, it would be rather interesting to see everything around you eventually crumble and turn to dust, and hell, I dont mind eternal solitude, if I end up floating in space for an eternity, ill just stay asleep and dream, and keep to myself awake, I am used to total solitude
>>699975229
hahaha nice one.
>>699964215
you could always fap
>>699975142
You're still experiencing something no one else has experienced and eventually all the substances would leave your body even if it took a long time. but what would you care? You're immortal
>>699973311
Whatever the nature of our individual lives, we all anticipate things important to us. Then after they happen, we look back at them
Also let me put another light on this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_dilation
>>699962494
You have to be more fucking elaborate with this question. Define immortality. No aging? No illness? Immune to all that injures or kills?
>>699975180
No and that would be fun, but if that is all I am getting immortality for then when I have done that I'll wish it to be over with anyway.
>>699962494
Hell yeah i would be immortal. I would love to see this world destroy itself.
>>699974736
I guess, worst case scenario, you'll be floating through space forever as you watch the microbes on/in you slowly evolve for all eternity.
As an immortal, you'll always be generating at least SOME energy, so maybe you'll be able to cultivate a group of heat-fed flesh worms or something.
I doubt there's enough room on you for them to develop a stable society, but through selective breeding, you might eventually get something to talk to.
It would not take too long past the average life span to realize that coming to peace with your own mistaken choice of immortality is to have a silent mind. Eternity would be spent without thought, for there would be nothing to think about, no one to say it to, and nobody to say it. An eternity of regret would certainly be hell. All you could do is accept it fully.
If the physical universe ceases to exist due to heat entropy that means time itself will cease. No time means that you will not have to experience the horror of floating endlessly in a dead universe.
I wonder if time went by exponentially faster because of it all being relative. If you lived for billions of years would 10 years feel like a day does for mortal humans?
>>699975357
>propelling yourself in space by perpetually jizzing
space travel aint what it used to be...
>>699973402
Some other universe sucks ours up and uses it for energy.
>>699975318
actually that brings up an interesting point with all of these people wanting to learn everything about everything. there is a limit to what the brain can retain. and who's to say you wouldn't develop all kinds of mental illnesses limiting your memory, not to mention being alone for an eternity is certain to drive someone mad.
>>699963823
Heat death of the universe. Still alive. Forever.
>>699965369
Yeah what an embarrassing social faux pas. You'd never be able to show your face in public again!
>unless open coffin
>>699975794
We have no way of knowing what eternity is like, so who is to say it would be horrible?
>>699974374
read Allegory of the Cave. Platon
There is not actually time at all. Things do appear to happen and this body seems to change and there are thoughts about memories and projections, but that is all. A little meditative exploration reveals that the entire play of existence happens in this singular timeless now.
>>699962494
No. I hate it. I think of death constantly and have seen 18 of my children die of old age. I'm lonely and always will be. I have even tried irradiating myself as aside from having no teeth, vision or hearing for seven years year...unfortunately lived.
You would essentually be God but with no powers.
>>699975946
If he shoots himself in the face problem solved
>>699964951
Kek @ dinos re evolving
>>699975118
>No matter
Wat, that makes NO sense.
Even if hypothetically, there were zero matter left in the universe, there would still be a vacuum. As the universe still exists.
>>699974713
advise me books
>>699975376
psychedelics are known to have possible life-long impact on your brain's wiring. the substances can be long gone and metabolized, but they can still have long term or even permanent effects on you (not necessarily bad effects mind you)
>>699976266
i never said the universe wouldn't exist.
simply no matter or energy left in it.
i would be dark emptiness.
I think you would go insane and be incapacitated after 300+ years. You would be kept in a government facility for study until the human race died out. You would probably attempt suicide constantly. So no.
>>699966352
Kek, that would suck to be stuck underground forever till you escape
>>699976370
Thumbprint dose LSD, stay high foreverrrr
>>699976498
i = it*
>>699962494
Never
energy can neither be created nor destroyed, merely converted into another form of energy
secondly heat cannot flow from a cold spot to a hot spot naturally
there is a finite amount of energy in the universe and most of it is jettisoned into outer space by stars in the form of heat where it will never do anything useful ever again
if you were immortal you would see the end of the earth and most likely float through the cold hell that is outer space for the rest of time
>>699976266
>no universe
>still a vacuum
>stick my dick in the absence of universe and let the death of everything get me off
>voila
>big bang
>>699976222
If you have the mark then the gun will jam or misfire. You loose the ability to sleep after a couple o hundred years. Oly your children and dogs can make you smile and you see them die over and over and over until you can't remember them. Then you start wishing anyone really knew you and then you really pine for death.
>>699975406
I understood you. It just reminded me of how Cobb describes DreamTime in Inception
>In dreams your mind works more quickly therefor time seems to feel more slow
So you might be floating endlessly in space after the last particle ceases to vibrate and have to suffer the nevrending physically excrutiating pain of being exposed to the vacuum of space.
>>699976370
I have eaten fist sized crumpled sheets of lsd tabs, three of four of which would fuck a norms mind and it just makes me pass out.
>>699976866
I just meant if he shot himself in the face now non-immortal they wouldn't have an open coffin, not a clue what the fuck you're on about matey
>>699962494
I would bring back the 70s
Over and over and over again
What a time to be alive
Pic oh so related.
>>699977179
I know..........lucky you.
>>699977127
>Bullshit
Of course the Universe might not end in the the big freeze. It might collapse again and then experience another big bang. you may get to experience a whole new universe for the next 20 Billion years or so until the next cycle.
>>699976075
Plato, dumbass.
It doesn't matter what he wrote.
It's all speculation, you're all wasting your time.
>>699977698
>implying the next big bang won't kill you or at least horribly disfigure you
>>699977277
80's were better
>>699976202
no, you'd get powers through knowledge, kinda like greek fire.
soon you'll learn how to throw fire with just your hands, unless you're a shadow or water type user.
get
>>699977947
The cocaine definitely was
>>699977656
True but think what you want. Tripped a bit and then slept soundly for 12 hours and woke up. You would probably not have the same experience. A sheet of strawberry print ones. Tried it again with ones of the sun. I like opium but you can't get it conveniently any more and it brings the authorities with it.
>>699977909
>implying you would care about physical appearance in a fresh universe without life after going through a big bang and being able to repopulate the universe with your own sperm
>>699966318
A federal life sentence is 55 years
>>699977967
You have hope in human knowledge. LOL.
Brandon
>>699976498
I know, that's what I'm saying.
It would be dark emptiness that's rapidly shrinking.
The vacuum of space is not created by things inside (matter) of the universe. It's created by a force from outside the universe that has some sort of pressure.
Like a balloon submerged in an ocean, per se.
>>699977909
I'm assuming that if you have immortality the Big bang wouldn't kill or mutilate me. If I can have immortality but will be able to suffer physical harm all bets are off.....I'll pass on that offer. I would eventually end up blind, deaf and paralyzed....might as well be dead.
>>699978174
Has no effect on me. I've even injected it and had no effect. Freud was an idiot BTW, He just liked to fuck crazy women on coke. See my comment on human knowledge.
>>699976075
I've read it before but just skirted over a wiki synopsis again. A perfect description of the revelation and death of Christ. Fortunately we don't get executed anymore for pointing to the light
>>699978491
Damned anyhow. No hope. No forgiveness.
>>699978424
implying theres some unknown force outside the universe pushing back against it.
>>699978491
>>699978225
immortality - eternal life
invulnerability - incapable of being wounded, hurt or damaged
big difference, there'd be nothing left of you
>>699977947
>80s
The most culturally barren decade. If I could I would send a machine back in time to destroy it.
>>699978582
LOL I told you about that in the thread on flat earth. I never met him before my time..
>>699978835
if you vulnerable to lose your heart you arent immortal you dumbfuckyfuck.
>>699978996
>>699978582
ok which one of you is immortal?
well, if anyone made a time machine then you could continuously travel to any time and rewrite history any way you wanter (because you are immortal). This would probably get boring after a while though. But might be worth it to create an empire throughout all of history of which you are the ruler.
>>699978898
I think this decade is worse. The most insipid youth ever. The 1960s/70s/90s/20s, the 1890s/40s. The 1790s and 1760s were fantastic.
>>699978800
There has to be.
The universe doesn't just exist on its own.
I once read a comic book about a king who made a deal with the devil for immortality.
He waged war on his enemies knowing he could not be killed but he was hit by a bomb which blew his arms and legs off and left him a burned up cinder, suffering excrutiating pain but still fully conscience and doomed to suffer for infinity. This is essentually the concept of a fiery hell in a nutshell.
>>699962494
I'm still salty I was put here in the first place. I'm only 21 but already most of my life has been stress and pain. It can be exiting sometimes but I'm sure that will wear off once I'm older.
Then of course old age robs people of their personality, memories, physical and mental ability, and generally gives more pains until we die.
Seems better to have just never existed at all. Ever get that feeling when alone, where you just consider the futility of life and how small you are, and how none of this shit we call existence makes any sense?
The Big Bang theory is shit and basically just goes "oh just ignore all the basic laws of physics", and most other explanations make no sense. So yeah basically fuck being immortal. Shit would get old real quick. Perhaps if it was forever paradise like a Heaven thing, but fuck floating through space for eternity.
>>699979396
that makes an unmeasurable assumption that neither of us can confirm. (like most of this argument has been, lol)
>>699979078
OP just said you're immortal not invulnerable, stupid nigger learn to read
>>699979188
I'm bored. I've been around a long time but have several ways that I think may kill me yet to try but it its decades of agony if I fail.
>>699978898
>the high point of musical creativity
>one iconic film after another spat out
>men actually dressed flamboyantly and cared about appearance
You swine this was the closest we ever were to utopia
Too many variables to actually make an informed decision.
>>699979188
WELL if the one who asks is the one who answers then I guess that makes all of us a happening of one big all inclusive party.
>>699979863
>Chopin, Liszt, Rachmaninoff
Kys stupid nigger.
>>699979725
Nothing in this entire thread can be confirmed, that's the fun of it.
>>699979796
teach us how2immortal
>>699962494
I would yes. Seeing things evolve for one would be cool. Also you would end up one rich mother fucker and eventually be running every fucking thing. Not to mention the bitches you will fuck over the years and the shit you could do and get away with LOL.
>>699977789
>>699978582
Πλάτων you fucking dumbass
reality does not exist outside of the one who perceives it, so what its happenings is nothing more than our individual brains’ interpretation of the signals it receives as we go about our days interacting with our environments.
you can change your perception of reality not reality itself
>>699980009
>One iconic film after another
>Chopin, Liszt, Rachmaninoff
These three were the worst filmmakers of all time
No. At some point this planet will be uninhabitable, ava chances are I'd suffer for eternity
>>699979863
>high point of musical creativity
fucking lol, I lived through the 80s, it is easily my least favorite and objectively one of the worst decades musically
>>699962494
>If you had the choice to be immortal, would you?
If there's no after life, hell yes.
>>699980313
Really just proves how fucking autistic you are.
None of them did a damn thing with film you fucking inbred.
>>699980648
you might wanna read some arguments against that on this thread, think into the far future.
>>699980200
No. If you met me you would instinctively walk away as soon as possible. All my children were born for money, by violence or by blackmail. They all died under 90 years of age.
Yes, no doubt.
>>699964215
>alone forever
B-but Michio Kaku, the smart physicist Japanese science guy, says that there's so many planets and stars in so many solar systems in so many parts of galaxies in the whole of the universe, that it's statistically stupid to think that there's no life out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzPEpHYtXQ
I would eventually learn how to play paganini 5th caprice on my electric guitar like Steve Vai.....so yes....give me immortality.
>>699977947
early 1800's kill Lincoln before he fucks up everything.
>>699980773
>>699980401
there's more to the whole fucking universe than earth you mother fucker
>>699980009
ew get out of here with that classical bullshit.
>>699980975
cmon i dont care about your kids
>>699969699
Damn i never thought about this now im scared af
>>699981186
>calling it classical
fuck you, go listen to your shitty EDM screamo
>>699981111
The best musicians and mathematicians don't seek fame and are plagiarised by their immoral inferiors.
>>699981111
Quads checked
>>699980408
>objectively
>mj in his peak
>countless legendary bands formed
your an idiot
Absolutely. I want to live 7.59 billion years into the future to watch the world burn. I would be so arrogant, pick so many fights. I would be the ruler of the world!!!
>>699981188
No, you don't but it was enough they cared about me. Your children and dogs are the only two worthwhile things. Seeing one die due to short life is terrible, Even worse your own children.
>>699981343
no no no, go get some god damn good taste before you end up looking like an ass again