Just heard from a friend he died a few hours ago. Check the obituaries tomorrow.
The fuck? No way. (But not really surprised if so.)
>>699961008
and nothing of value was lost
>>699961008
not even gonna call troll, did the un clit kill him?
>>699961980
Blood poisoning yeah
Oddly, this is one "celebrity" death that seems too serious to joke about around here.
No fucking way, where's the proof?
>>699962096
i seriously don't doubt you, this is around the timing i expected him to die if he didn't seek medical attention but.. you're gonna need some prof anon.
>>699962124
This.
I reject the notion of joking about Christina Chan's death on /b/ or 4Chan. Ever.
I'm THIS close to doxing OP, and punishing him.
Have some class OP.
>>699961008
he posted a YT vid 4 days ago hes fine
>>699962809
well a wound like his could theoretically be maintained as a wound for some time.
although not likely leading to death, statistically by this point it would have caused him some pretty major health issues.
>>699961008
Good night sweet they.
Im guessing his man vagina finally got him?
>>699962987
implying someone cant die within 4 days
yfw
yfw I don't greentext
>>699963422
well there was a thread like this about a week ago while he was still posting youtube videos so I dout it
>>699961008
I live under a rock and have no idea who this is. Fill me in?
>>699963422
>implying someone cant die within 4 days
he actually can't without the pruffs
That's what he gets for leaving that festering fucking hole to sit there and rot him from the insides. He's probably tried to shove shit up there only putting more bacteria into that wound. Sooner or later he was bound to become septic. Only takes a few hours for a blood-borne staph infection to reach the brain and kill you.
Still, if true, I'll miss all the crazy shenanigans CWC has brought us. Nothing will ever compare.
>>699961008
RIP moot
>>699961008
I wouldn't doubt it at all
MFW
Go to ream meeting at work today.
Hey everyone meet Erin she's new to the team.
Erin says hi, Erin is a fat fuck faggot tranny that looks almost exactly like chris chan.
I vomit in my mouth
>>699961008
Please be lying. I am not ready
>>699965276
that's why these kinds of BAIT threads - involving OUR celebrities, shouldn't be tolerated.
Bullshit I don't believe it
>>699961008
Proof that memes can die
>>699963887
You're better off not knowing, trust me.
>>699964684
>We never got a "life without barb" saga
>We never got a "pissed, I can't pay taxes" saga
>We never got a "homeless" saga
>We got this ending
>>699964684
refer to her as her.
and stop spreading fucking lies.
Christina has been our forebearer of the Chan for years and years. he's been in our lives for a long time
>>699965531
But I really want to. From what I've read here, some dude cut himself a cunt or something?
>>699963422
That's actually true.
It took my dog three weeks to die.
The vet said that we should have fed him.
>>699965560
god, I wanted a taxes saga for so long...
>>699961008
Did he finally killed himself! Fuck yeah
>>699965675
That's like the fucking shavings from the tip of the iceberg, man.
>>699961008
He's begging for donations in Heaven.
>>699965825
My morbid curiosity wants to know more. Hit yo boy up with some links?
>>699965401
>celebrities
>>699965690
>>699965777
Do you not know? He opened a wound in his balls and he believes it's a developing vagina.
Of course, it got infected.
>>699962096
>taint splits open
>hurr it's labia
Chris died how he lived, like an utter retard.
>>699965777
>>699965562
>refer to her as her.
>he's been in our lives for a long time
>>he's
>>699966005
Just read chris-chan on ED, it's all there.
You were warned...
>>699966005
>Hit yo boy up
Don't you have a BLM rally to attend?
Am I the only one here that doesn't know who this guy is?
>>699966005
the fucker has an entire wiki
thats not a joke either.
Any proof?
>>699961008
FINALLY
Wait, did he seriously die? Do you have any source other than 'i heard it from my friend'?
>>699966005
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
>>699966198
probably
>>699966187
Yeah, I have to go shut down graceland or something.
It's not on the wiki.
>>699966298
I get it...from goldeneye game...har har
>>699966005
You're in for quite a few reads, buddy. Enjoy... or cringe.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/chris-chan-cwc-christian-weston-chandler
http://sonichu.com/cwcki
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan
>>699965401
>celebrities
>>699966198
WELCOME TO HELL
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan
http://sonichu.com/cwcki
>>699965401
Celebrities
His last fb post
15 August at 3:03 am
That is a DUMB Idea; what you Should be teaching your class is that Online Socializing is not only Really Bad, but it discourages Face to Face and Good Old Fashioned In-Person Meet and Greets and Actual Friendships. Teach your Class, and Everyone Else to Put Facebook DOWN, and Look Up from your screens to Actual People Right In Front Of You and Talk With Them.
I Do Not Like Online Socializing; it's Still making Everyone Autistic-Like since 200X.
DON'T
>>699966812
CALL
>>699966398
Yeah they don’t get an enough funding to always be up to date.
>>699963109
That's the last thing Chris-chan heard before he got molested by a pedofork
>>699966865
It's a wiki what the fuck
>>699966863
ANYONE
>>699966501
shut the fuck up
Any articles about his death?
Or could this be bait
>>699967013
he said "ANYBODY" you FUCKING DUNCE lol
>>699966875
>Implying anyone would molest chris
>>699961008
finally
>>699966812
POST THE YOUTUBE LINK TO THE VIDYA
>>699967316
Too soon
>>699962876
>I'm THIS close to doxing OP, and punishing him.
>>699967225
And not a single fuck was given that day
>>699967270
um literally thousands of us would fuck the shit out of Christina.
>implying you wouldn't.
>>699967323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJkjjpFM97w
I'm curious. How many of you thought he would have gotten laid by now?
>>699967757
didn't he get a hooker?
>>699967757
nop
>>699967757
Oh, he had sex.
With a sex doll
>>699967757
He already lost his virginity a few years ago.
>>699967951
juliiiiiiiie
>>699967951
JULAAAAAY
>>699967757
he finally bought a hooker a few years ago and probably bangs his mom now that his dad died
>>699967757
I honestly thought he would go down the "poor me" route and fuck a hooker and later blame the STDs he got on his autism or Internet trolls.
>>699968000
hookers don't count
>>699961008
Who was it?
>>699963079
I'm kind of surprised that this may have killed him without some serious health issues leading up to him dying. Stuff that would require hospitalization.
>>699967594
That is a guy
>inb4 bait
>>699967594
That cute chick in the one pic where he's pictured with a girl? HE banged her?
>>699967951
JUUUUUULAAAAAAAAY
>>699968028
>>699968048
lel
How did that shit even leak?
>>699966528
>>699966298
>>699966216
>>699966185
Thanks my dudes. I'm very entertained right now.
Kiwifarms says nothing and if it happened, they'd know approximately 8 minutes after it happened.
>>699965562
>the Chan
>>699968250
full vid?
>>699968113
>>699968000
>>699968055
>quads 'n' dubs
He has allegedly fucked a hooker.
OH MY GOD, LITERALLY BEGGINF FOR MONEY OVER THE INTERNET BECAUSE HE IS RETARDED AND SPENDS IT ALL ON FUCKING TOYS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS8OOHFYkAA
FAGS dead move along nothing to see here
Cheers!
>>699968354
I generally go between sad and funny. But, I've been watching this saga since the very beginning.
>>699968489
http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischans-sex-tape/XDjg4KnvdT9o/
REMINDER
>>699968519
>we really need the money
>but I can't sell any of my figures or technology
this faggot never fails to piss me off
>>699968280
>>699968791
Where's the helicopter spin part?
>>699968573
>>699968681
>>699968519
>he actually shows her mom in the vid
Dammit. It hits right in the feels, why do people waste their lives taking care of potatoes?
>>699968791
Is that his bedroom? Wait what the fuck is THIS THING
>mfw being reminded of chris chan after years of avoiding it
>mfw hes going to die soon
>>699969297
Sonic Totem Pole
>>699961008
Cause of death?
>be Christina chan
>think cutting my balls open will make me female
>Commit to the idea
>Buy scalpel and numbing agent for gum's
>Do the "surgery" surround by muh waifu body pillows
>Blood squirting everywhere
>WTF.jpeg
>Try to jack off one last time
>Put dirty Dorito fingers in man made gape cunt
>Fuck up just have gaping hole starting to smell
> Look in the mirror an say " i am chris chan, I do not go to hospitals"
>die four days later
>profit??
>>699969414
why are the arms not blue? :^)
>>699969434
Septic shock
He got a taint piercing
>>699969351
I would really doubt he's going to die soon
>>699969434
fucking little children
>>699968351
JUUUUUULAAAAAAAAY was a troll who leaked it
>>699969297
It's his phylactery. It's how I know his "death" is bullshit. While the sonic totem stands, Chris cannot die.
>>699969414
FUCK MAN
That thing would go for hundreds on ebay
>>699969575
Oh that's right I forgot.
>>699969434
Stage 9000 assburgers
>>699969656
i would buy that thing as some sort of sick trophy for sure
>>699969656
I would unironically pay 500.00 for it. Not joking one bit.
>>699969544
little children would kick the shit out of that bitch
>>699969604
His Sonichu medallion was the only thing that protected him
>>699961008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_KAd19UGs0
>>699969963
He still has that, too.
>>699965690
Your vet is an asshole. He could have saved him he just took the money
>>699968872
Zozzle
>>699969656
>>699969604
I would just destroy it to wipe the memory of abomination-Chan of the face of the earth.
>>699962876
It's Christine you fucking mongrel. Have some damn respect.
>>699970254
You are a hero. Chris Chan is like Heroin.
>>699970166
Slowpoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlUoAOpiak
>>699969966
I had to disable all my comments on my videos because of you assholes
-.-
>>699969966
fuck can we just burn everything he has touched please
>>699970435
He made a new one.
>>699970540
Has Chris posted on 4chan before?
I genuinely feel bad for ol' c. Dub. He's not a bad guy, and He's not an asshole. He's just autistic, and people have exploited him and his family for over a decade now because of his disability. There's no kek to be had here.
>>699970435
Remember the one blue spike got him to shove up his ass!
>>699970435
That was confirmed to not be the "real" medallion. Chris made multiple dummy medallions. The one that went up his ass was a fake, too.
>>699970435
Dude it's amazing how mean people were to Chris Chan.
Remember when they got him to destroy his own PS3?
>>699970736
I AM CHRIS!!!!!!
Jesus you guys....
>>699970781
Most whiteknights defend hot girls in the hopes of getting laid. You... I don't know what your motives are.
Proof
I want to see this fucker like I saw his pucker: Full-blast right in my face
>>699968872
Top zoz. Like visual pottery
>>699970905
>he one that went up his ass was a fake, too.
W-what
>>699970781
Yes and no. He's not just autistic. He was a racist homophobe who drank his own cum. He fucked blow up dolls for fake internet women. He even managed to become a woman. He is something special.
>>699970992
>>699969297
>>699969414
Holy shit my sides
>>699970781
You obviously know nothing of Chris. He is, in fact, maybe the worst person who's ever lived and absolutely deserves everything he gets.
He hit a guy with his car. On purpose. When he went to court, the guy he hit asked the judge for leniency for Chris. Chris then proceeded to go on the Internet, call the guy a Jew, and say that he was a jerk who hates autistic people.
This is just one example of Chris being an awful, awful human being.
>>699971114
A troll made him shove one of his medallions up his ass.
>>699971607
I never did such a thing
>>699971607
its not even human
>>699971767
No way.
How can a man be this gullible?
>>699971792
yes I did
>>699971792
That would be because you aren't Chris.
Just stfu or prove it.
>>699971893
They had his mom at gunpoint
>>699971792
Michael Snyder would say otherwise.
>>699967908
He fucked a hooker a couple years back but never found a true Boyfriend-Free-Girlfriend to spawn Crystal Weston Chandler with
So is he dead or OP is trying get some attention?
>>699970995
I guess I just feel bad for his family. His dad is dead, his house burned up. Is his mom still alive?? I just feel like he has no friends and the whole world was shitting on him and his family for so long. Makes me feel pity, man.
>>699971893
I don't remember the exact situation, but they blackmailed him into doing it.
>>699971607
This is the thing. He was a huge racist, homophobe, and by-the-bible autismo fag. Chris Chan was awful. Not to mention, he just wanted a woman to fuck and cook for him and not for any real companionship.
>>699961008
He will be rewarded with a boyfriend free girl in heaven. Allahu ackbar
I literally read the ENTIRE wiki and well... HOLY FUCK it takes alot to weird me out and this really sets the bar
>>699972192
Somehow his land whale of a mom is still kicking.
>>699961008
Forever queen. Rip in piece
>>699966029 (you)
>>699966551 (yOu)
>>699966743 (yoU)
>trying
also:
>our
>>699972166
I think the consensus is we don't know and we don't care but talking about chris-chan is fun.
>>699971607
Hi A-Log.
>>699971218
Yeah. Haha. Ol' c. Dub. He just.. You know, did all of his shenanigans to try and get people to like him, or something.
>>699969604
>>699969963
His class ring is his true source of power according to him.
>>699967124
what he said
>>699972192
Well, actions have consequences. His dad married an irresponsible and lazy hambeast. Neither of them raised Chris Chan correctly and just ended up enabling his autism. His house burned down because he lived in a hoarder house.
He was shit on for a long time. That's the actual sad part of the story. But at the same time, A LOT of people reached out to help Chris Chan and he rejected them. If anything, his life is more normal now than the internet troll days. Barely anybody cares about him anymore and there's no need to troll him since he is currently spiraling out of control all by himself.
Perspective, anon.
>>699972718
>>699972166
He's alive, and op is just obsessed with Chris.
>>699972376
>it takes a lot to weird me out
Cool bro thats really epic
>>699972192
Chris has consistently been his own worst enemy. He almost goes out of his way to bring hate on himself.
He actually had an out. Like 6 years ago, he made a video claiming that he was an elaborate troll, and people fucking bought it. He could've just walked away clean right there and then, but he just couldn't stay away. His ego sucked him back in and people realized he was full of shit and actually was exactly what he appeared to be.
He's also broken the law many times and generally made a nuisance of himself all around town. He's banned from like half the businesses in Ruckersville.
https://youtu.be/HAr3GUDH3GM
>>699961008
>Just heard from a friend he died a few hours ago
>Just heard
>heard
>>699972884
His house also burned down because Chris was making coffee in his fucking bathroom in the middle of the night.
>>699972529
Haven't heard that name in a while...
>>699973381
Are you retarded?
>>699973477
>>699973340
>>699973729
>>699974025
Jesus Christ, is this sperglord still knocking about? WHELP, TIME FOR A TRIP DOWN MEMORY FUCKING LANE I GUESS
>>699973477
>There is no official word as to the cause of the fire, but the person who leaked the above fire report documents claims that it was caused by a spark from an extension cord run through the bathroom door, the plastic coating of which had worn away.[1] Chris admitted to Catherine that he was using an extension cord in the bathroom to plug in a Keurig coffee maker located in an adjacent room. The cord was looped over the top of the door, and the friction caused by the motion of the door had abraded the cord, starting the fire. Chris claimed that the brewer was off when the fire started, although he admitted that it wasn't unplugged.
What the fuck.
If this is real, we have the Internet story of the month.
Let's hope this would-be tranny died for real this time!
So /b/, did he end it with a bang?
>>699974407
More likely that taint infection
>>699967951
JULAAY
>>699974407
more likely he ended it with a spray
I am indeed cwc and I can confirm that I did died 3.5 hours ago. The cause was eternal bleeding from my anus.
>>699974349
What, you think I made that up? Literally everything about Chris is completely fucking nuts. If I made shit up,mind be less strange than what actually happened.
We're talking about a man here who is currently possibly dying due to an abcess on his taint that he believes is the vagina he was trying to grow so he could create his daughter that was prophecised by an animatronic bear by impregnating himself with his own frozen jizz.
>>699968284
He can't pay for a hospital.
Lol
>>699974239
cant be bothered to do it more? For me blease? :3
>>699965459
like dat boi and spongegar isnt enough
He is not dead he has just ascended to his true form of "autisum incarnate".
>>699974827
I think he may be using the un-clit to try to give himself a shot at impregnating a lesbian somewhere. He made those "audition" tapes in hopes of doing just that. I dont think his ultimate goal is to impregnate himself
She truly was the hero /b/ deserves.
RIP In Peace Sweet Princess
>>699973075
I talked with a dude over the weekend who had trolled Chris a lot in the early days and is pretty much an expert. He'd confirmed that Chris did eventually go to the doctor about Un-Clit 2.0, but only after a lot of nagging from da trolls.
Besides, if Chris was dead, Kiwi Farms would know about it, and there's nothing at the moment. There's a lot of trolls who have his number and communicate with him regularly.
OP is likely lying and probably sucks cocks, so disregard until we have actual proof.
>>699975642
>"audition" tapes
I still cringe thinking about them...
>>699975684
>He'd confirmed that Chris did eventually go to the doctor about Un-Clit 2.0, but only after a lot of nagging from da trolls.
Proof?
>>699975642
It wasn't at first. He was planning to knock up a lesbian. That didn't pan out, so he started freezing his cum and trying to grow a vag.
>>699972884
Yeah it is just sad at this point.
Sure people out their wanna troll and fuck with him still but i think at this point most people just pity him.
>>699974799
Eternal bleeding eh?
>>699975030
And blood poisoning can happen quickly with abscesses.
>>699976642
>sepsis
>>699961712
/Thread
>my fucking face when trying to understand the chrischan wiki
there's so fucking much i didn't know it's boggling my mind that there's someone out there actually like this
>>699977433
Every day is someone's first day on 4chan
>>699974827
Sorry, time out; what in the fuck?
>>699969414
This totem pole has seen some shit.
>>699975866
>log into Facebook to get concert info
>see Chris made a post about an audition
>this gone be good
>video starts playing
>begin to question reality
>is this a fucking simulation??
>see him piledriving the doll
>video eventually ends
>sat there in silence a solid minute or two
>what is life?
>>699961008
Well we've been counting down the days since that god awful "vagina" grew in from the infected taint he had. Wonder who won the pool. :/
>>699976300
I only have the word of the Man in the Pickle Suit. To my knowledge, no caps have been made public of him communicating with a troll where he confirms having gone to a doctor, aside from the ones where he's obviously lying. Then again, I'm not a part of the Inner Circle.
I'm taking his word for it just because the guy has a pretty extensive knowledge on Chris and he's been confirmed as a Christorical Figure.
I know him from the Farms.
>>699962876
>raging faggot!
>nothing to see here move along.
>>699977433
It just keeps getting deeper and deeper man. You'll quickly learn that Chris has no filter.
>>699977433
It' not that I didn't know who chrischan was, but I had no idea the extent of his mental illness. There's articles discussing his girlfriends and then I click them and it's about an actual doll or a fucking drawing he did
like what the fuck
>>699963422
>says yfw
>doesn't post face
>raging faggot
>kill yourself.
Having the same age as Chrischan, and being a fag/neet/social failure as well
I strangely relate to his/her misadventures i have read for all these past years: I'd hope he'll survive me tho :|
>mfw he has a more fulfilling life than me
>>699963887
Save your brain cells and don't look into it. It's too late for us but you still have a chance.
>Turn back nao!
It seems extremely doubtful he'll have it sewn shut and treated.. is it possible to survive with an open wound of that calibre? He shits himself every now and then, which must get some up in there. Is it possible it will heal into a vag-esque scar he'll be semi satisfied with? I dont want the saga to end just yet. I don't know of I'm ready for him to just be a memory/legend.
I repeat, this is NOT Chris. ;)
Praise Liru.
>>699977917
>Christorical Figure
>>699966174
Fucker you beat me too it.
>>699974827
the legend of chan
i will remember that funny fucker
shit doesnt get more gold than this
>>699978432
it's quite similar tho...
>>699975665
this
top kek
>>699978432
Well, that's something I have never seen before. Cool beans.
>>699965716
>Taxes saga
>Shits like Dragon Ball Z
>only Autistic.
>Chris's Spirit bomb is a turn in a paper bag.
>Kek
>>699965562
>Christina
kek
>>699968354
May god have mercy on your wretched soul.
>>699977574
When Chris was a kid, an animatronic bear supposedly showed him a vision that Chris took as a sign from God that he was supposed to have a daughter named Crystal.
This has been the driving force behind Chris' love quest, his search to find a boyfriend-free girl that he could put a baby in.
That search has not gone well, so he has now decided that he is a trans-lesbian tomgirl. Initially, the idea seemed to be that he was trying to broaden his appeal to lesbians by becoming a woman, but lesbians don't want to fuck him either.
Recently, he started freezing his cum in his freezer in his kitchen and started watching videos on YouTube that are supposed to make men grow a vagina. He had an infected piercing in his taint (his "unclit", he evidently thinks a woman's clit is on her taint), that fell out and has now split open into a giant abcess somewhat resembling a vagina. Chris thinks this is a result of the videos he has been watching and has not sought medical care. If he does not get it treated,mint will probably kill him.
I think that sums it up.
>>699966805
nu uh
>>699978432
Jesus, at least when the right was culturally dominant all that happened was some fags got the shit beat out of them. But it was a social tough love, the left encourages them to mutilate themselves like this.
>>699977950
>tfw he is literally a legend that will never be forgotten in the minds of those who have watched his videos
he will be more popular than i ever was
>>699978443
Long-time Chris-watchers are called Christorians. It's a stupid enough portmanteau that I kind of love it.
But here's the convo where we learned that Chris TOOK A KNIFE TO HIS TAINT.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/24-julay-2016-taint-megathread.22839/page-118#post-1668190
>>699977962
kek
>>699966941
Have you even read the discussions that take place when someone tries to edit?
>>699978169
Don't take the bait come on man
Oh Jesus Christ - Christorian here
Where is the proof? He isn't dead. Meowithkip, why the fuck did you post this in the thread when it will be pruned in an hour?
HE AINT DEAAD
>>699978169
Oh yeah? Looks like I trolled you pretty hard :)
Who is the one that is a faggot now?
Mfw ;p
>>699966119
>/thread.
>>699966119
goddammit that made me laugh way too hard
>>699980036
SHE. No, SHE didn't die.
But OP got doxed. And I'm currently wrecking him... without his knowledge.
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>>699979617
>Zvantastika: Welp, at least the lesbians didn't made fun of his Adam's apple. Chris would had sliced his throat.
HA
>>699962876
Go back to posting your gay bronie convention vids, devon.
>>699978432
im scared.
this is the first thing to scare me on this website since the baby getting shat on.
ive been here since we could smell what the rock was cooking too
First time hearing about this guy. Time to go down the rabbit hole
>>699980267
>>699980036
In the back of my mind, I can't help but play out the worst case scenario that he died and some faggot on /b/ was the one to announce it and we all ignored it.
I'm sorry.
I got spooked real good.
>>699980421
oh fuck u
>>699969604
I almost destroyed it, but he insta-killed me with his cursed crystal breath.
>>699962876
Dox my cock
>>699970254
THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM!
>>699982003
Absolutely priceless
Is this his last online post?
>>699979470
Not to mention only the most flaming ones had to deal with that. Chris would be working at Wal-Mart if Hitler were still alive.
>>699979199
IMREADYTOFUCKINGDIENOW.gif
>>699982610
That's a funny way to say dead from a gunshot
>>699981346
>not curse-ya-ha-me-ha
Step your christology up.
>>699982911
>wasting perfectly good Zyklon B on someone who could still marginally contribute to society
Chris would be sterilized and working a menial job in an American Reich, prove me wrong
It's a weird feel that no matter what I do, I will never be a willing participant of the Truman Show with the world's stupidest person
>>699982890
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>699983179
>yfw you will never be Chris-chan
>yfw you will never be Anthony Burch
>>699983159
His job would be gas chamber attendant. Or "de-lousing facility attendant". Whatever it might be.
My personal favorite Chris Chan troll was when the real Chris Chan had him sing Smell Yo Dick
>>699983159
Instead of a light sentence after sperging out in gamestop he'd be lobotomized or have his face ventilated. Plus he would be constantly harassing (read rape) our pure a Ryan brides which is unacceptable
>>699983805
Aryan
>>699961008
Nooooooo....
>>699968519
Barb's face is priceless.
>reminder that the "Chris" we're talking about is actually the imposter, Ian Brandon Anderson, and the actual Chris is living a happily married life with Casey
>>69998427
Haha liquidy bastard
>>699961008
Doubt it. Facebook active as of Aug 13th.
No indication of being sick or feeling sick.
bad troll is bad
>>699961008
>doesn't include location
Yeah I'll get right on checking that OP. Great job.
>>699961008
Goodnig sweat priest
>>699965609
>>699965730
>>699965881
Be careful what you wish for.
>>699984722
The most recent post I can find from him was at >>699982329
Can someone that has him as a friend on Facebook confirm that's the latest post? It's possible he might have died, that's a large window of time and I have seen 0 public activity today
>>699978432
Is that blood? I'm almost certain that's blood.
I can't believe this thread is still alive!!!
OP here:
Done took a shower, ate, Massive shit, Brushed teeth. Kissed my mommy good night and now back looking at this.....
900000 KEK's
>>699984817
>not knowing that Chris lives in Ruckersville, Virginia
>>699961008
Good, he was a disgrace to the white race.
>>699985049
nice kek
>>699985125
I'm in Culpeper.. ruckersville is just 20 min away
I'll go check on herm
>>699968519
If get, Chris chan is dead. Rip.
>>699961008
Whats the story with him?
>>699985112
you are such a funny poster
>>699985514
Please
if the >>700000000 get is ITT, Christ Chan is dead, Trunp will become president, and WWIII will start by the end of September
>>699966005
He has an entire wiki devoted to his entire life. I once spent a good 8 hours (straight) reading about him over there.
>>699985745
On my way.. i'll check the ruckersville walmart first I hear there's heavy understall action in the men's room around this time.. one of the regulars might have intel
>>699985049
Deadpool is so fucking hot
>>699986127
This thread is gonna 404, someone make a new one.
oldfag here, is this one of those youtube shits?
14 Branchland ct, Virginia anon. Chris' house.
>>699986988
If you're an oldfag,myou know Chris. Period.
