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Anons you share the same birthday with are now your squad.

I'll start March 7th
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>>699935540

7 March too
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>>699935540
January 31st
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October 19th
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Low key volunteering personal information to companies to spam you in the future.
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march 24
same as my name day
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December 18th
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>>699935540
19th of February master race
>Battle of Lugdunum
>Texas government shit happens after US annexation
>Executive Order 9066
>Battle of Iwo Jima
also, grandpa jones died on that day, so you have the potential to be the resurrection of him or
>based John Basilone
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September 10th (just one day away)
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October 2
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1st Feb

Get on my level
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>>699936304
>we've done it boys
>we've tricked these losers into giving us their dates of birth
>we practically own them
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April 2
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April 30th
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feb 18


supp
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October 17th
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>>699937074
3rd Feb. You shoulda held on a couple more days, man!
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>>699937128
Nigga thats just about as low key as it can get, crafty motherfuckers
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>>699935803
March 7th represent.
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20 June
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oct 5
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February 23 reporting
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august 13th
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dec 10

god mode - 81
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>>699935540
Nov 8
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October 21
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20 Feb
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>>699937887
thats election day
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September 18th
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May 8th
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December 27!
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>>699935540
February 27 here.
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>>699935540
January 6th
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>>699937365
Same here
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>>699937963
Didnt choose it m8
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>>699936455
What the fuck is a name day?
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> ctrl + f
> no June 22

Where the squad at??
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September 11th
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December 28th
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September 1st
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August 31st
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January 23!

And I don't have any friends!
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>>699938498
Can't tell if this is troll or not.
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May 6th
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June 9th :^)
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>>699938544

Check'd. Also 1/23. pretty cool.
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July 28
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October 31st. Halloween.

Where are my Samhain bros at?
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December 25
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july 12

where da squad at
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>>699938742

wish my bday was on halloween you lucky anon
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October 12
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>>699936932
9/9 nigga
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1/22
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Feb 2nd
Groundhog ÃœBERMENSCH reporting in
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>>699938997
>>699938998
wow.
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June 1st
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September 14?
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>>699938707
Wow that's some feh nominal [sic] autism right there.
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June 6th
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>>699935540
March 7th :D
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>>699935540
October 31st, reporting.
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>>699938742
I'm right here, nigga >>699939729
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March 8th.

>tfw this qt (pic related) shares the same birthday and age as you, but will never know you exist
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June 17th
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aug 6
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July 5
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February 29th, Leap Year. Fuck everyone who isn't
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September 17th
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>>699938528
Top kek, celebrations of New Year have all different dimension for you
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october 1st, 4chan is my squad
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>>699938606
yooo im also June 9th
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>>699938923
its pretty pro. When I was little, I got hella candy on my birthday. Now, women dress like sluts on my birthday.

>>699939857
No shit brooo? I ripped my way outta my mother's stomach on halloween of '91.
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>>699935540
jan 5th
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august 2nd
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>>699940477
Yeah, I've thought about that far too much. My best friend's birthday is August 31st, so we both have some fucking party animal parents
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>>699940607
No shit dude, I clawed through in '96.
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July 15 where ya at
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nov 28
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December 14th
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May 25th
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August 28th

Any bros here looking forward to celebrating next week?
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>>699938528
Also September 1st
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>>699937252
Let's go!
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>>699940970
You accidently typed a 2 in there m8
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>>699935540
9/11 boys?
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7th of May
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13. august 88
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>>699940644
I know, my roommate was also born on september 1st, he also asks himself some questions. I also know 3 other people on my year who have birthday on that day.
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August 3rd
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>>699940381
My brothers' bday! :)
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july 23rd
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>>699941298
Damn, these parents love their new years parties kek
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7 October joined
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February 11th
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>>699935540
>May 25th
So fucking close I'm 30th
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11th September

Yep
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>>699941137
Ayyy lmao new years conception bros
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September 11
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>>699938883
Same bro
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April 16
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April 7
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September 20
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January 25th coming in
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>>699940811
Right here fam.
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September 23
>welcome to Autumn bitches
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April 29th
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Masonuary 33
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January 13th
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>>699938503
Squad
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>>699936015
Same bro, turning 18 this year
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February 17th over here
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>>699941581
BROTHER!
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none so far, so April 4th
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>>699940290
How does this work out on regular years
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Jan. 19
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>>699941867

aaaaaaye 1 month after Xmas squad
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>>699935540
19 july here
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>>699938174
hey me too, I love you
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>>699940042
Yaaaay, I'm also March 8th.
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March 29th
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>>699935540
March 17
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>>699941501
Not just New Years, my sister is nine months after Valentines, and i'm nine months after my parent's wedding. It's like they just fucked in special occasions.
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>>699940290
Fuck yeah bro. Celebrate mine March 1st though for formalities
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>>699937887
My nigger
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6 september
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>>699938544
Ayyy 23 Jan here too
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>>699942135
my sisters bday
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>>699941904
Finally 2 in the squad
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January 27
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August 20
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April 20th
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March 31st anyone?
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>>699938139
May 8th reporting in
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>>699941581
Same Here
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>>699942338
Well it outta be one hell of a present for a special occasion
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>>699937365
yess
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anyone know how to convert DOB to microwave time?
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August 31
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Demember 9th
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>>699937074
1st Feb.
What's up fam?
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SEPTEMBER 15TH I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE
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>>699942545
Just hoping it was planned kek
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>>699941806
Darn you couldn't you wait another day to be born? I was literally looking for someone born on the 21st of september so I could say "Do you remember the 21st night of september"
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December 19th
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May 17th nigs
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October 15
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feb 7
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>>699942801
Faggot
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May 29th
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>>699942765
kek
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>>699942240
My sister's birthday is the 8th, she a bitch tho
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>>699937887
>>699937963
Rip us
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>>699942801
Dickard Hamster is on your side
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>>699942801
faggot
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>>699938724
Same here
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>>699938742
Yoooo
>>699938923
Not really, everyone already has a plan at a much bigger party, gets worse every year
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Jan 3rd boyos
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june 6th
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>>699937252
so close
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>>699941916
I'm September 26
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>>699942240
ayyy. how was your last bday man?
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July 9th
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December 27th
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>>699941108
August 27 but close enough
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>>699942674
just turn the month plus days into seconds and either place them in seconds or minutes and seconds such as January 25th is 2160000 seconds or 36000 minutes
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July 18, cmon friendos lets meet up
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March 10th?
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September 16th
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u can see who is from muriaca and who isnt
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>>699939435
same, we're squadding or what
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July 13th squad
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>>699943424
How?
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>>699943333
HOLY QUADS
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may 13th
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December 20

I've met many.
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>>699940972

Squad, Brother. <3
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April 28
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>>699942702
So close man
8th
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>>699943233
I actually didn't do anything, It was the first year of my stepdad dying (he died on the 9th) and since I've been an over sensitive donger all my life I didn't have a good time cause I spent it all thinking about it.
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Nov one in this thread has October 14th yet, but I do
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April 18
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>>699942887
Ooooh, so close. If you had made trips, I would abided by your pic. According to the laws of reciprocity, I must now call you a faggot. STUPID NO GET AUTISTIC FAGGOT!
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Today is my bday
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>>699941374
Finally. Don't worry I just wanted to feel pathetic for a second...
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>>699935540
>>699935540
august 19th
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December 29th
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>>699943333

im august 27

so glad to share my bday with an anon who got quads
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>>699943082
Wowww I hope she burns a finger tip or something to make her life only slightly harder.
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>>699941276
sameeeee
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>>699943490
depending how they write the birthday like January 25th or the 25th of january
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>>699943490
americans write month-day-year but rest of the world do day-month-year
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5 may
>Cinco de mayo
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October 24 reporting in
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>>699943333
>>699943717

fuck you both, 27th sux 28th is best
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17th of May
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November 19th
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Jan 29
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>>699943717
Squad love and quad love goes to you brother
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september 20th
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>>699938239
gang in this bitch
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Feb 9th
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June 10th. Where my faggots at?
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>>699943376
Eeyy, sup bitch. We should get drunk together
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>>699937235
Holy fuck me too
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june 16
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March 8th
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>>699943233
Aside from my birthday, I hope you fucked some bitches or something on yours. Make a squad member proud.
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>>699944032
8 feb
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October 28th
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>>699940972
This guy gets it
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>>699943258
Ey, bud how you doing.
9th July here also
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>>699938116
Same here m8
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>>699944105
Hello fellow squad member!
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>>699944209
Sagittarius is the best one
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No December 12th?
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>>699943985

couldn't of said it better myself

10 more days until we're a year closer to longer jail sentences for anything we do
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>>699943786
ayy
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>>699943627
Fuck yeah mah nigga
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8.19.
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>>699944288
underage b&
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>>699935540
Same here OP.
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>>699943597
ah damn man, sorry to hear that. hope things'll be better by the next one.

mine are always shit and lonely. only the last one was somewhat less shitty
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First of January, niggers
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>>699940257
that was my grandpas birthday
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>>699941108
Mah niggah! Where do you live and we can party together
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September 21th
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>>699941108
>>699943333
And I'm August 26th.
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>>699938503
>>699942026
Dec. 28
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>>699941276
Hell yeah May 7th
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July 17 1995
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January 12th
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>>699944349
Best day for being launched out of a vagina my amigo
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>>699941470
Yea
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>>699941750
Same here brother.
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>>699944569

I live in the shithole that is Florida. Don't come here, it's too hot and the mosquitoes are evolving still.

Party at your house?

>>699944780

fuck off loser
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March 28
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>>699943644
>Today
Yours too?
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June 15th
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>>699942939
Same, October 15th
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>>699944744
Masterrace
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>>699944085
>June 10th
oh yeah nigga.
somehow it feels so insignificant tho
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>>699941470
same
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October 16th
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>>699935540
October 1st
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>>699943936
Should have ejected 5 days early man

Nov 14th here
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this thread is basically:
>whose parents fucked at roughly the same time of the year?
>you're friends now
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>september 22nd squad
>last day of summer
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>>699938116
>>699944236
Same here
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June 23rd? Seems like no one is even close
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>>699937372
3rd Feb. Nice meeting you
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July 25th 1993
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>>699945039
Me too
I heard this guy name Four Chan shares it also.
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>>699945195
theres been 16th and 20th so far
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>>699944509
Yeah I hope so but its nice to find someone I can kinda relate to, I don't have many friends just a boyfriend (yeah I am female) so hes the only one around for me so I get the shit lonely feeling.
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>>699935540
March 7 1985 here.
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>>699942366
6 September here, u my nigga?
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>>699938599
bff's?
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>>699945229

>1993

get the fuck ou-

>1993 was 23 years ago

kill me
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july 1st
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Ayyyy March 7th all the way what a coincidence
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Oct 16th
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>>699945144
dubs
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>>699943644
>>699944926
>Happy birthday fags.
My birthday was yesterday, but let's celebrate. Here's your bday cake.
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>>699945387
I am your nigga /b/rother!
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>>699935540
Damn op one off. 3/6/85 here. Any more? I'll just get read up
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>>699945409
thanks for making me feel old
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MAY 19TH

EVERYONE ELSE FUCK OFF
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>>699945511
and again
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March 8th, March 7th is for fags
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July 20th! How haven't I seen it yet?
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>>699938116
>>699944236
>>699945169
Yo same
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May 2nd reporting in
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>>699935540
March 7th me too
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>>699945328
>tfw no gf
>tfw pretty much loner

still, good that you've got someone there for you and same here. Best of luck to both of us i guess
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>>699938503

Reporting. Squuaaaaaa
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June 21st
Where's my summer solstice squad at?
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March 7th
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>>699938883
Same here pal
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>>699936455
march 25th
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>>699945510
newfriend
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October 18th
Where you at?
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Feb 11th
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why am i refreshing like fuck looking for anonymous people who were born on the same day to me? one out of 364 are born on sept 22
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>>699938879
Ayyyy muh nigguh
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May 14th ?
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>>699935540
fuck OP I am March 6th
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>>699946228
I wasn't born the same day as you but me to, I keep refreshing because I have nothing else to do, hoping someone sharing a birthday with me could possibly become a friend, maybe we could play Vidja togethee, probably not, but a friend would be nice.

Any 10/14 guys out there?
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>>699946520
Ayyyyy
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April 19th
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>>699936138
fuck yeaa me 2
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>>699936015
>>699942037
the squad.
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July 13th
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October 22 master race
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>>699942120
Bro
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>>699938883

You were day off. You are now my enemy
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March 22nd, anyone?
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>>699944826
July 17th master race
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Any December 8?
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You ever heard of that stupid theory about the chances of sharing someones birthday in a classroom of 30 people is above 70%.. well this thread proves its all bullshit... almost 300 posts, no 12 of august
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December 24
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