any requests /b/? (heads up im average and drunk)
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any requests /b/?
(heads up im average and drunk)
Show your tits.
Tits or gtfo
Bare tits
tits
>>699932386
Write 'Take me Paul' on your chest =D
>>699932386
Show your pussy...
>>699932386
Do you have the animated version of this?
Put "candy" on a tit. I'll cum to you.
>>699932386
>>699932386
>>699932386
bend over in doggy
Drive to Tennesse. Get bare naked and lay down on a picnic table with your head leaning off the side so that I can sit on your whore face and break your fucking neck off.
Request 1:show tits
Request 2:lick nips
Request 3:show us the underworld
>>699932386
bent over ass pic with and without panties
>>699932546
this! titties!
>>699932386
This is 4chan... effort is better than body type... biggest thing you can fit in your asshole
>>699932386
make a video of you playing your asscheeks like a drum
>>699932747
this
>>699932386
Release the puppies and tug on their pink noses
tits and ass plz
Some bare tits would be nice
Sharpie in pooper
Tits or gtfo
>>699932386
Show US uranus
Spread pussy and pull back clit hood. Let's see the little man in the boat and your gaping hole.
>>699932386
geeeeeeeettttttt yer tits out
Breast bondage
>>699932546
>>699932573
>>699932619
>>699932635
(yes im aware i have large nipples)
>>699932386
> cut off your hair
> burn half
> eat the rest
> eat the ashes
>>699932386
How about you open the bra and let the dogs out!?!
Topless selfie in bathroom mirror
Bend that ass over an spread it wide
>>699933152
This
show cock
>>699933269
Now milk your tits please.
>>699933269
big nipples = good nipples
looks good to me
>>699933269
Age of them tits?
>>699933269
Are you able to lick your nips?
>>699933269
Hardly call that large, quite normal. Nice. What about pussy frim behind?
Show your ass in thong and ill cum bb!! :o
Plus you have wonderful tits!!!
>>699933269
Nice, would Suck ur nipples
>>699933269
I would fuck you with a monkey wrench girl.
You look above average
>>699932386
Feet please
>>699932386
Give me a deep shot of your vagina. Deep into the vulva. I need it for science purposes.
Fist your asshole
>>699933269
that's a good thing. they're a nice color too
>>699932386
Two fingers in butthole.
give us your kik/snapchat
>>699933269
your tits are glorious and I love your nipples.
Can you show lips/tongue?
Also, please spread your ass with your hands.
POST YOUR SNAP
>>699933094
This
Bend that ass over OP and spread it wide for the class
Show your pussy.
>>699933269
Mine are like that too, man. I get a lot of shit for it. Owell. BUT YOURS LOOK NICE.
>>699932386
Show us pussy please. =3
>>699933764
show
>>699933269
Those tits lack in timestamp... not the same as op
>>699933740
This
Write "jay" on your thigh and show your pussy
>>699933269
u have amazing tits. please show some full body pictures
chubbychaser-chan, is that you?
>>699933764
I bet they look just nice
You should show us
Full body
>>699933269
UK girl op?
U had the date correct so not an amerifag
Op deliver
>>699931141
Finding a woman who is loyal, sane, decent looking and a good personality and is not a stupid westernised cunt.
>>699932811
Not that hard to reverse search
Sharpie in the pooper.
This is /b/.
>>699933999
Its the 18th mate.
>>699932386
>>699933269
>average
>drunk
just my type
>also have perfect nipples
can we see tits and face plz?
>>699932386
Ass pls
>>699933622
dubs command it
>>699933269
yikes... how many children you have given birth? 4, 5, 6?
delivar pooper in sharpie
1) Get a better camera
2) sharpie in pooper of course
Your tits, hair, and body look just like someone I used to fuck. I doubt you're her but I'll be jerking off to these for a while. Are your initials RM?
>>699934111
Not until 12 pm it ain't cunty
>>699934093
bad meme
>>699932386
Yes.
Delete the thread, think about how shameless and painfully average you are and kill yourself.
>>699933590
Roll
No
>>699934207
Holy shit
>>699933899
Dubs command it. Do it!!!
>>699933999
yep, from england (nice trips)
>>699933952
>>699933901
>>699933885
>>699933764
show em girl!
(ass shots incoming)
>>699933999
And the hunt to track the whore down begins....
>>699932386
Write "Ayyy LMAO" over your bellybutton
>>699934254
Nahh, its 6:12am 18th of Aug 2016 sorry mate xx
>>699934394
u got snapchat?
>>699933999
>>699934111
No one lame enough to check them trips?
>>699934451
Yes. OP DO THAT.>>699932386
Deep throat a banana
>>699934394
I would like to rape your ass
>>699934394
shave yourself, spread
>>699934394
great MILF... how old are you? 45?
>>699934451
Do it
>>699934394
I would take you out for dinner then fuck you.
>>699934394
spread pussy lips. let's see what you got under that bush. also i like your bra.
>>699934394
How many children have you had?
>>699934441
Not from me. Iv seen everything of her now. So bed time.
>>699934394
SPREAD EM
>>699932386
Would appreciate if you could write "Hejdå lelle delfin" on your thigh. It's for my Swedish girl, who is going away for a while.
>>699934562
Banana?
>>699934616
WHAT i thought is 23 ._.
>>699934525
sexyangelslut69@yahoo
>>699934520
She's from England fuck face so I win
>>699934622
Now She has to
>>699932386
Butthole when I get trips.
Waifus are a valuable part of a man's life and as a man with many waifus who love me dearly I've come here to tell you that your waifu does not in fact exist. why is that you may ask, well let's divulge into the topic shall we
no physical contact. very very very important I have to make here. touch your waifu right now, what do you feel? you feel nothing, and feeling nothing assures that they don't exist. as a man with many waifus I can confirm I can touch my waifu and confirm their existence
anime. I have already divulged into why anime is not real and that means that your waifu is not real either. It is the same as humans not existing if earth does not exist. A simple fact that anyone even you can understand. As a man with many waifus I can confirm mine exist as they are not from an anime
you. your state of mind contributes to the fakeness of your waifu. when is the last time you visited a doctor? ask yourself that. as a man with many waifus I can confirm I go to my doctor monthly and they report my mental state as normal
well I hope that clears up any confusion on your waifu. as a man with many waifus the prospect of finding out your waifu is not real is hard and I understand that and for that I recommend seeing a doctor or going outside. Thank you
Show your dick
>>699934777
checked
>>699934780
Didn't say where. Butthole.
Fuckin love femanons
>>699934093
Wew
>>699934767
Since brexit i would fuck her for 30€
>>699934207
nope
>>699934346
probably
>>699934451
my handwritings shit sorry
>>699932386
wanna see your asshole
>>699932386
Show your armpits plz.
If you wanna be really cool you could lick them too..
>>699934767
Haha mate I'm just takin the piss. Funnily enough English Aussie here.. Annd its 6:16am 18th bruv ;)
show pussy
Bite marks, I don't care how
>>699934949
Eh it's three y not one ._. GET IT RIGHT OP.
>>699934990
My nigga!
>>699934949
>ass shots are incoming OP says
>>699934949
It has written some words on his fat
Draw a smiley face around your nipples
>>699932386
You seem like a nice guy.
Why are you pretending to be a womanoid?
>>699934949
Spread pussy from behind ? You know ya wanna hunny
>>699934949
filthy fucking muslim swine
Ass in thong please bb!!!!
>>699934949
Thank you
>>699934949
u got snapchat babe?
>>699934093
For fucks sake.
>>699934949
>sexyangelslut69
I think it's spot on. Now we will play Civ on the remaining skin.
Come on get your pussy out love.
>>699934949
Mfw there are girls like this within a 4 hour drive and I'm sitting here cock in hand and family guy on in the background.
show feet
>>699934093
Fuck it
>>699935246
Draw ayy Lmao around nipples
>>699935436
I knew you would cum
>>699934949
>>699934990
do it show them pits
>>699935115
Seconding this. Draw blood, please.
I want to see you bent forward with those titties hanging
>>699935486
No no no. draw I DRINK BLEACH.
>>699935436
Dis.
>>699932386
Welcome to the world of being a disgusting slut... even a prostitute got more self-respect. A prostitute does it for money... you just do it for being a slut.
>>699934706
Roll because cute story. It means something like "bye little dolphin"?
>>699934706
>Roll for love
>>699933269
>>699934394
>>699934949
write Will on your bare breasts?<3
>>699934949
Can you make pic like this please?
>>699935436
do it OP
Let me see that butt.
I need to know what you're working with.
take pics of bush
>>699934949
Milk your tits.
She needs attention we need smth real to jerk off, So SHUT THE FCKUP COCKSCKRS
Nothing wrong with being a slit give her a break
>>699935394
4 hours is a bit of a drive for something over so quick
Lets see that pussy
>>699935948
>autist summerfag who thinks you can
milk non pregnant tits
>>699935977
FEET FOR TRIPS OP
Drunk on a wednesday night? face?
>>699936074
dubs* fuck
>>699932386
Go kill yourself
Write Long Live Jambi around one nipple, or right above pussy lips
>>699936041
Not trying to be a dick but milk production starts late 3rd tri and carries on beyond the birth of the child for months to years.
>>699935748
Yup means bye lil' dolphin.
>>699934949
Cant wait to See these ass pictures. And can you spread your legs?
Average? Get off that high horse of yours OP. You're below average at best. Just gtfo.
>>699936322
doubt OP's had a child though
>>699935196
kek
>>699936343
Captain Sweden calls his girl "little dolphin".... so how do you call the nigger fucking your swedish ass? "Big shark"?
>>699934093
Thx
When will this end
>>699934949
So would you like to put on a pic of your asshole, spread preferably with something in
>>699936502
Good point
>>699934394
toy in ass
Did OP died?
It won't show pussy, op is confirmed trap.
feet
Hey op I'm drunk alone and average on a Wednesday too let's be friends
Take it when u wait OP's ass
thread is kill, move along
>>699932386
"dem peppers, Sanya" on tits
ass
>>699934093
>Pity replies are pity
>>699936502
According to its tits, it had a lot of spawn coming from her filthy vagoo
>>699936551
No we call them "propaganda troll machines". Sorry wat was the question, silly amerifat?
>>699936714
just show your pussy already
>>699936714
Feet you sexy
>>699936714
panties off for next ass pic please. btw i love ur body
>>699936714
op wears red underwear faggot
Write Cunt Slut over nipple and suck your finger
>>699936714
Wanna Send me more on kik
>>699936714
Hope you have some without panties
>>699936714
share your snapchat.
>>699936714
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>>699936812
The question was: Are you even a man calling your girl "little dolphin"? Are you some kind of pedo or what?
Cant wait to see dat ass!!!!
>>699934093
ghjjh
>>699936678
Moar.
>>699934706
roll
>>699934394
>>699936714
You go from no panties to wearing something? I call bullshit.
>>699936609
>>699936576
dont have a sharpie but heres a fineliner in asshole
Write Huki on boobs <3
heads up to you op, you are not average.
compared to all the old, hairy, fat guys on 4chan you are a beauty. (which you are anyways)
you looks like you have an ugly face ngl.
but nice body.
>>699937158
Armpits
>>699937158
>fineliner in asshole
New meme?
Moar plz?????
>>699937158
SHOW YOUR ARMPTIS FFS
>>699934093
oh you bitch
>>699937158
Very nice faggot op more boobz now pls
>>699937158
Fucking nice.
Seconding armpits.
>>699937158
perfect pussy
Listen OP,
show your feet
>>699937039
aren't we all?
>>699936914
Do this.
>>699937158
Write something cool on yo ass
>>699937158
write 'iron maiden' on stomach please
>>699937158
Yes, more boobs and pussy would be great
Please feet op
>>699936876
this with fullbody!
>>699937158
Wow... fineliner in your pimpled ass... How disgusting will it get?
>>699937158
Spread em
>>699937088
>>699937066
winrarRRRRR
>>699932386
>average
Kek you're a fuckin sea lard
Listen OP, I have some specific requests
show your feet
proceed to step on something round with your feet (try crushing it).
Make my day
>>699937158
omg wish I could cum in you :(
Full body picture OP
>>699936707
OP plis
>>699937584
Do this Female
>>699937158
got snap?
Fingers deep in your ass
>>699932386
Can u write Co4ek on paper and take photo of thus with tits?
Show feet please
>>699937158
Please try to reach the lowest level of humanity and eat your own poop for us slut
>>699935846
Op please this
.
>>699937456
I'm in favor
>>699937824
idi nahuy suka blyad
knees on the ground ass and feet facing camera, spread your pussy and put one finger on your clit
>>699937999
Hui sasi guboy tryasi)
>>699937158
Wow ily babe, very nice ass, what about you is average?
Finger yourself
>>699934093
>>699937377
Very edgy... but what I mean is, that Sweden is a degenerate country that should be nuked from the map.
Too bad, you have no nukes Captain Sweden.
>>699937374
yeah do it
Show whore face you drunk skank whore
Take a pic like this please, OP
op show more pussy from behind
>>699937158
on your knees, bend your back and spread your pussy please
Fist your pussy
>>699932386
feet soles and toes top view bottom view
>>699938381
Poshel nahui
>>699938437
wtf is wrong with you kek
Take one like this
fist ur ass
OP has gone Morons
>>699934093
h nhjhjn,k
>>699938719
Op has gone Mormon
Great guys. You guys scares OP away.
It's 2016, why is your pic quality set at a 1996 setting?
>>699938835
Op has gone, you Moms
>>699938719
No problem... watching her was like watching an accident. You can´t look at it without being disgusted and you can´t look away either...
>>699937158
would lick your butt hole, what are you drinking?
>>699938967
OP has gone Minions
This is now a 'Pussy Close up' thread, include face if possible
Op has abandoned us, when we needed her most
>>699939158
Op has gonorrhea onions
Why, OP, why?
Please come back OP Please. For the pepe sake.
>>699934093
Damnit Hillary
>>699932386
shove a tv remote up your ass
>>699934394
Where in England you from? x ;)
>>699939533
You have dubs, and OP has petunia, onions
OP you are a lovely, classy lady. Forget about these children and let me woo you on skype. I promise you will not regret the time.
All my love.
>>699934093
Faggot
>>699939766
Trying so desperately...
>>699939766
You sound so handsome. Give me your Skype.
>>699939766
Sounds good! What's your skype?
OP's failure will lead to our entertainment
>>699939705
Wow gets my wife's tits for that post
throwing some attention
>>699934093
shieee
>>699940040
Thank you very much, Long Live Jambi
Goodbye op take some saggy tits with you
Trying to recover a lost thread? Call Dan Gleeballs!
show face
>>699934533
double checked
>>699939960
>>699939973
lol nice try simpletons, do you know how educated I am? Timestamp with Skype request if you are indeed this beautiful lady.
>>699940191
Yes long live jambi
Goodbye op
I originally called this folder 'Pussy selfies' but it didn't catch on
>>699933269
this>>699933518 please
>>699940571
Long live Jambi, indeed. We are humbled by your tribute.
