Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed.
ONMG LIKE, I LOVE WAIFLOLOLLL
Rumia claimed
>>699930652
>Awoo~
Saber claim
Contrary to popular wishes, I am not dead
>most importantly have fun
The cringe
do the shitposter not have things to do?
Angry Marine Claim!
>I came in to chill and also because Penny's power went out so he's livemessaging me
If he dies he wants you guys to know.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
Nobody likes a jerk.
>>699930431
<nycor> must fight the cuteness
>>699930930
They're either summerfags, autists, or lazy welfareniggers.
>>699930652
Faggot #1
>>699930747
Faggot #2
>>699930802
Faggot #3
>>699930841
Faggot #4
>>699930927
not edge enough for ya?
>>699930974
Clevage?
>>699931050
Faggot #5
>>699930933
Penny eaten by fatman, rip in peace
>>699931029
or all three
still here
and
>>699930174
yeah a new save is probably cool
>>699931134
was just about to do that, thanks for the assist anon
>>699930933
That's nice. Greet Penny from me.
Also welcome back angry marine
ALWAYS ANGRY!
ALL THE TIME!
FUCK YOU
>
>>699931134
Pic related. The melon is your post.
DUDE WEED LMAO
Fucking virgins
Autism
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>>699931140
Actually it might be his nutty ex.
>The bitch is cray but I didn't think she'd find him.
The worst part is that he's got a little kid with him, so she might get caught in the crossfire.
I'd go and help but the whole situation would be resolved in 45 minutes and I live 5 hours away.
>>699931314
AWW YEAH ALWAYS ANGRY
Hows it goin bro?
>>699930974
>>699930580
>Oh Hiroshima - In Silence We Yearn
One of my favourite post rock EPs too, the last track 'Drones' is my favourite.
Rin Claimed
>>699931316
Faggot #6.
Cutie coming though
Is there usually people like this here?
/b/ here get back to /a/ fags
>>699931482
Keep replying to me instead of your fellow waifags :)
>>699930997
<nycor> fuck I forgot.......kuro claimed
>>699931434
Actually it's going great. I'm in the middle of moving out of my parents house. Appartment is already paid, only renovating the shit now.
Kitchen is already wrecked and tossed outside. Same with bath.
>>699931691
How many times must I reiterate
/a/ has banned these threads because people claim vidya and american cartoon waifus
/a/ will not have us
/b/ cannot *really* ban or get rid of these threads.
TRY HARDER YOU NIGGER :>
>>699931314
Why don't you greet me anymore, Chara? You seem pretty lonely now.
>>699931475
Oh, I'll see for myself.
How are you? I just came from the outside, the real world.
>>699931729
Faggot#7 You're implying I can't do both, because I am doing both.
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>>699931819
we are just making sure /b/ stays random
Guys these threads aren't even fun anymore ._.
I find myself replying more and more to the trolls
I'm getting more upset than I should
*shamed*
>>699931966
>>699931965
u can feel the autism it this post
I gotta prep for my trip, so I'm heading out.
>>699931476
It was great to see you again Nano, see you around <3
I might stop by /waifu/ more often if I can find you here
>>699931866
When the anime board doesn't want you, you know how low you've hit
>>699931880
Because it seems like you are already talking with many anons. Plus, I wouldn't know what to talk about with you. Not meant in a bad way I'm just not interested in music.
But you're right, I should at least greet you. Heya Chen!
>>699931782
Ah nice.
>I got an old ass house and fixed that shit up
Its worth double than it use to be, its great ^^
>But renovations are a bit of a pain am I rite?
Update: Penny's neighbors still have power, for some reason its just him. Will update as new information arises. He's keeping the kid occupied with his old gameboy.
>He called some friends in the area and they're gonna come
>It'll take em about 20 minutes but they're showing up armed because they know whats up.
>>699932167
Yeah, I'm around here and there. Take care man, and it was good seeing you again too.
>>699931996
Lol faggot
>>699931880
Happy, but finally starting to feel the sleepiness sinking in, didn't get much rest in the last 3 days.
You didn't get to tell me which language you were learning.
>>699932093
don't you have homework kid
>>699930887
kneesocks~
i always believed you somehow survived
how goes life man?
>>699932288
never stop posting brotah angry marine
>>699930997
You can't fight cuteness
You must accept it
Don't you want to find out what your Waifu is?
http://www.kongregate.com/games/the_big_bad_wolf/you-are-a
I'm sure you already know her well. Maybe this will show you how she sees herself, or how other people see her. The latter is, of course, unimportant, because what people think of your Waifu shouldn't change shit, but it can be entertaining nonetheless.
>>699931476
>Incase you missed it
WEW
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>>699931432
Those are the feet that can only be seen in heaven.
When you watch waifu threads in their natural habitat, it's the most cringe worthy shit ever
I've saved so many screenshots from these too contribute to cringe threads
>>699932428
>>699932422
>>699932374
>>699932293
>>699932247
>>699932167
>>699931996
>>699931880
>>699931782
>>699931760
>>699931476
>>699931475
KYS, None of you have fucking girlfriends and you won't ever have any, you will never get laid nor will you have a one night stand with anybody.
>>699932428
Always keep posting, through the slow wifi and the spammers, an angry marine knows no mercy.
>>699932422
Yo~
Go to another board fags
>>699931996
<nycor> don't let them get to ya, pretty waifu btw, I got lost on the transition to season 2
>>699932518
I shall embrace it
Tell me I'm wrong fellas.
>>699932680
Oh no, I saw. And, right back atchya~
I was doing an RP, wich distracted me, lol
>>699932758
they really fucking are which is why this shit needs to go to the fucking >>>/trash/
>>699932792
Project harder faggetoli.
>>699932858
No.
>>699932288
Yeah, actual plan was to move in as soon as possible. Meaning kitchen and bathroom would stay the way they are... but I thought "hell, I wanted to move out for years now. I can wait a few more months and make this even better"
So I'm moving the kitchen.
The kitchen was in the hallway but now it gets to be in my sleeping room.
And my living room will now be a mix between sleeping room and living room.
>but why?
Because I can "upgrade" my kitchen with a dishwasher and I have more place to actually cook.
>Cooking is a little hobby of mine
Jesus Christ. I really hope everything is going to be okay with Penny. Please keep me updated.
>>699932924
Kek
>>699932511
I miss when Mai was spamming Travis Two-Knives.
What happened to these threads? Pure cancer now kek
>Shigure claimed cuz why not
>>699932931
are you saying i should stop jerking off to imaginary females and get a real life?
what the fuck did you say to me bitch? nigger meet me at the mc donald's parking lot in one hour. i will beat the shit out of you
>>699932807
uh did i miss something?
>is kneesocks space marine now?
did you commit heresy?
>>699933172
>Implying that it wasn't unoriginal pure cancer before.
>>699933153
Love fan pics like that ... oh and I was serious about the 4chanx thing, if ya care
>>699932866
Good
Let the cuteness take over you
>>699932915
Isn't this that girl from the anime everyone hates?
The actual amount of butthurt is giving me cummies, kek. The real cringe here is the people complaining
See my pic waifu fags? It's a real woman. Not a cartoon. Something you'll never see in your life.
>>699932247
Shizuru, Homura and Tats occasionally are the only anons who talk with me, everyone else doesn't know me or they know how much of a piece of trash/bully I am.
>>699932374
Swedish.
You should get some rest, or smoke some bud that might help you relax.
>>699933172
Hello brown poi, it's been a while. We've been under a raid by a few underage britbongs for a few hours now but their parents should be telling em to go to bed soon.
>>699932519
I mean, check this shit out.
>>699933385
<nycor> tiss taken over
>>699933340
Does it work on mobile?
>Saber
>In game right now so no image
>>699933017
No problem bro.
Further update: Its like a horror movie in that bitch.
>Its only 4pm so the lack of lighting is nothing but its concerning.
>The landline is dead but he never uses it.
>The internet is down (GOD HAVE MERCY)
Penny is of course armed but he's keeping it holstered and concealed
>No need to spook a small child.
No suspicious noises as of late, no breaking and entering, luckily no suspicious people are lurking about. The neighbors don't seem to care either so it might just be a problem with his box.
>He got paranoid though.
Will update next post as well ^^
>>699933290
Oh I was just saying hi.
Half of you complaining will be claiming waifus a week from now kek
>>699933555
Indeed it has, I'm surprised I'm recognized. But I see, it's entertaining x)
Hey look you autistic betafags, things you will never see in person.
>>699933385
Say that to my face irl fucker. I'm not even kidding. Meet me at Sakura Con in April on the karaoke stage, I'll fucking wreck you at any anime theme song. Hell, I'll even let you choose the song. I've been watching anime for 16 years, I've seen it all and read all the mangasas well. Don't you fucking try to tell me my waifu is shit. Asuna is best girl and you know it. Hell, I bet you're one of those casual faggots who watch Naruto and saw Pokémon in primary school and think you're hot shit. You don't know anything, baka.
>>699933855
<nycor> well chino,tomoko,penny,and other friends I think I'm going to get off
>>699933902
Propane tank nipples.
>>699932931
Rules To /b/:
ZOMG NONE!!!1*
Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 are enforced.
We aren't breaking any rules. Fuck off faggot.
>Playing an eroge first thing on a Thursday morning
Pic related it's something you pillow hugging fucks will never see
>>699933850
All good, and no sadly I don't think it does ... damn
>>699933855
Nice emoticons.
>>699933969
Nice sikrit persona
>>699933963
bye
>>699933902
Shit tier tits man. Sure they're big but those fucking nipples holy shit.
>>699933902
Christ, does she have to register those things as weapons?
>>699934055
Some people here are gay you dumb nigger.
>>699934189
>>699934241
>>699933902
I never want to see those things in person. Cut those disgraceful nipples off kek
>>699934189
Triggered fag anon.
>>699934189
hope you all get AIDS and die, fucking losers
>>699933851
oh okay. my bad kek
i was actually only lurking forgive me
>>699933963
Later!
>AngryMarine
>>699933963
Bye
>>699933944
Only bakas don't have a cute loli as their waifu
>>699932422
So very tired, worked six days straight
>>699933542
Oh, I see. Well, how about finding something else to talk about and initiate conversation with waifufags?
Like you did with me?
>>699933851
Yeah, he should check his box. Maybe the fuse box just snapped a switch down?
>>699934391
I like DICK.>>699934430
>>699934241
Claimed.
Newfags spamming without saging, what're you gonna do?
>>699934071
<nycor> lol love the pic
>>699934055
>>699933902
>>699933507
>>699932931
>>699932792
>>699932758
>>699931965
samefag confirmed get a life u gnome
>>699934446
>>699934448
jah-neh
>>699934504
oh damn, i have heard
gonna pass out?
when will you get some free time?
>>699934597
Saging wouldn't do shit in such an active thread.
Hi cuties.
Im really sorry bois but i gotta go the autism is getting to me
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Waifus are a valuable part of a man's life and as a man with many waifus who love me dearly I've come here to tell you that your waifu does not in fact exist. why is that you may ask, well let's divulge into the topic shall we
no physical contact. very very very important I have to make here. touch your waifu right now, what do you feel? you feel nothing, and feeling nothing assures that they don't exist. as a man with many waifus I can confirm I can touch my waifu and confirm their existence
anime. I have already divulged into why anime is not real and that means that your waifu is not real either. It is the same as humans not existing if earth does not exist. A simple fact that anyone even you can understand. As a man with many waifus I can confirm mine exist as they are not from an anime
you. your state of mind contributes to the fakeness of your waifu. when is the last time you visited a doctor? ask yourself that. as a man with many waifus I can confirm I go to my doctor monthly and they report my mental state as normal
well I hope that clears up any confusion on your waifu. as a man with many waifus the prospect of finding out your waifu is not real is hard and I understand that and for that I recommend seeing a doctor or going outside. Thank you
>>699934066
It's fine I just ignore them
>>699934546
Update: SPOOKED EDITION!
Penny's fusebox has been cut from the bottom portion
>theres a fucking knife jammed in the wall.
The armed cavalry has not arrived yet but possibly will soon. The small child has been made aware of the situation but is surprisingly calm about it, she's chillin in the safest room of the house while Penny is on patrol, locked and ready to rock if you know what I mean.
>He fucking grabbed his Mossberg 500 and is on a headset with me.
He also said he had his stab vest on.
>Its a 1992 stab vest from a prison so its probably good.
>>699934435
No prob ^^
>>699933542
Well I like abusive relationships, I also know that you're actually a really nice guy and it pisses me off that most can't see that.
That's awesome! But why did you pick up on Swedish on particular?
This track kinda reminds me of Mogwai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0OmheypXQY
>>699933855
Please no, we don't need these retards.
I won't say Shigure is on my top 5 favourite DD's, but she is currently my highest lvl one in the game and I still like her a lot.
It's great to see some art of her being posted here.
>Murakumo is my favourite one, just so you know, nice pic
>>699934915
Well aren't you shit out of luck then?
>>699934926
Hello^^
>>699934597
I prefer the smuh spammer
>>699935112
That works too, but there's nothing more satisfying than seeing a slew of hidden posts pop up, and just knowing how there some pathetic person out there wasting their time, kek
>>699934597
I prefer the smug sammer
>>699934860
Today and tomorrow I have off
Hopefully I dont pass out for once
Soon I will have plenty of time.
College starts soon
That was a nice nap. I hate cleaning
>>699935245
>fusebox has been cut
>Knife jammed in the wall
Holy shit, yes, I'd be spooked too.
Did he contact the Police too?
>Child is surprisingly calm
Most likely this needs to sink first. I really hope it IS the safest room in the house...
I feel bad for the parents of these weeaboos. It must hurt them to know what their children have become. I can't imagine the grief they go through, blaming themselves for they way their kids turned out. Not only will they never bring a girl home, or give them grand children, they don't even fap to real girls. You know there's something majorly wrong psychologically with you when you aren't even attracted to people of your own race. You sit at home, being a mega fat ass with no job, friends, girl, or life, and watch nip shit all day. How the fuck do you assholes live with yourselves knowing what you put your parents through? Also, I'd just like to remind you, if I can make it through the intense delusion field your mind has set up, your "waifus" are NOT real. They do NOT exist and they NEVER will. Pic is MFW I have to see you horrid wastes of life. It truly sincerely legitimately saddens me to know you all exist.
>>699935405
oh thats pretty sweet
>will i be seeing more of you then?
how is college starting again going to give you more time?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yAx2uCoHs
>>699934546
I don't want to?
I never cried that I don't have people to speak with, I don't really care
>>699935265
I was just listening to Mogwai, lul.
What a coincidence.
I just like how it sounds.
I doubt its pissing you off. Why that?
Gourmet Waifu.
Go back to /a/ niggers
>>699935245
Sounds like the start to a horror movie
RIP Penny
>>699935721
I'd grab whatever gun/knife/bat I had and sit on the basement with my most valuable possessions
>>699936085
Best tsun
>>699936085
You will!
I have breaks during the day, Ill likely lurk around here all day when it starts back up
>>699936434
Not all anime.
>>699936484
The damned picture
>>699936458
Hey Fran doing well?
>>699936285
Not like I cried about that too. I just enjoy talking with people who have similar interests
>>699936458
Me too probably. But I'd still be spooked as hell
>>699935103
TL;DR, become an hero
>>699935265
That's true, but I'm willing to bet I'm right on that still. Some of them are here for a reason ;) Also I like Murakumo a lot too!
>>699935307
>>699935404
Waow, lern 2 spel an gramer
>>699936285
Chen <3 Shone is great.
>>699936458
Fran~
You cutie sorry I hadn't hit you up I suck at multitasking
How are you holding up
>>699936484
Great! Though I might not be around so often
>College starting soon
So I need to get my sleep schedule straight
just saw some fag on the news trying to be Canadian Chris Hanson
>>699936677
Well, seems like you gay buddy is here, I'll let you two have your fun.
>>699936737
Shone?
>>699936590
Just been cleaning shit, but I did have a nice nap
And my sister and her boyfriend are coming over for dinner
>>699936677
Well obviously
~~i might try to be a hero to protect you~~
>>699936983
I'm great!
What all are you up to?
>>699937038
Hey esdeath.
"Does it suit me?"
>>699937107
The artist of that Chen image.
>>699936983
Hmm, funny how different school affects others
Well, at least well see SOME more of eachother
>>699937214
hey fran how are you
Checking in extremely late.
>Now with more pics and GIF's.
>>699936285
Eh, it doesn't really piss me off, but it does bother me a little. There isn't really much into it, I know that you're good at motivating persons and have a good sense of justice.
Kewl, any favourite Mogwai album so far? I only listened to Les Revenants and Rock Action so far and the latter is my favourite. I really love the concept of Sine Wave and Take Me Somewhere Nice is the perfect track to introduce the band to someone slightly depressed.
>>699936737
How could you not like Murakumo? It's the fluffiest ship ever. So do you play the game? Having any luck with the event?
>>699935721
Cops have been called but they're out about 45 minutes.
>>699936458
Penny gon die.
>Prolly not, he's like a fuckin commando
Do have update: The cavalry has arrived!
>These motherfuckers got guns n shit.
The small child has evacuated out to their defensive position
>Its like a fuckin swat raid.
They're seizing the building
Five men have entered and the rest stayed outside.
They're checking crawl spaces and attics.
>May the lord have mercy.
A few of them are fixing the box.
>Penny thinks he seen somebody in the back bathroom, he's waiting for another guy to come check with him.
>>699937434
Good
And unfortunately for you I tossed and turned in my sleep
>>699937598
Is he? I never knew
Ok, that's good. Keep us posted ANGRY
MeguMINE
>>699937598
>MOM GRAB THE POPCORN!
>>699930789
Cancer spreads
you have spread to threads you have nothing to say in
thus you are the cancer
also 4chan started as a anime image board you are the ones shitting up the site not the anime fans
