Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699923224
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>699924747
Yeah thats probably why I stopped watching it
>I have a bit too much empathy towards that kind of cringe and I don't wanna relive it.
Anyway I'm gonna start lurking, gonna play MGSV for a bit.
>Replies may not come.
still here
>>699925509
Muppo a cute.
>>699925356
I'm doing good, thanks for asking.
>Probably gonna jump on bloodborne
Have fun!
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>699925064
Fine, do it.
I dont care.
why are these the most depressing threads on /b/?
>>699925509
See my picture? It's a real woman. You'll never see one in your life.
>claimed
Claiming
Let the Felix posting continue
>>699925509
>Virgin
>Virgin
>Virgin
>Virgin
remember guys the amount of times you have had sex determine your coolness just like smoking
>>699925633
YOUSSA BETCH
>>699925083
<nycor> ha nice bait m8
>>699925138
I will,thank u
kuro claimed
>>699925664
You know it.
> most importantly, have fun!
So fucking cringe
These threads contain more cringe than an actual cringe thread. How bad does your hygiene have to be and how long do you have to go without intimate contact with women before you just start masturbating to Chinese cartoons and claiming some kind of ownership over them? Holy fuck you people are sad and delusional. Go post this shit on anime board.
>>699925509
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rumia claimed
>>699925466
Damn, sorry about that. You know I'm rooting for you, Nano - get well soon!
>>699925731
Whores and stripclubs are relatively cheap
So is rape. Dumb nigger.
>>699925605
<nycor> eh somethings work for us somethings dont
Shitposters in full swing today, aren't they?
>>699925767
Found the sheltered virgin who never smoked and doesn't have a fun life
>>699925757
This one is a bit lewd but good quality
>>699925757
>>699925713
Because you haven't seen a real good feels thread yet. I don't mean the one where it's about "she was my only one but she cheated on me" kinda threads. I mean the one where anons actually open up and tell about their traumatic experiences. There's one who was sexually abused by his sisters when he was a little kid. It haunts him to this day.
>>699925954
Dat image swap doe.
>>699925840
>some waifu anon's here use video and american cartoon waifus
>You're literally retarded bro
>/a/ will and has banned these threads
>You're LITERALLY retarded bro.
>>699925911
Thanks Rumia. That means alot. And I'm rooting for you at that party lol
>>699925934
<nycor> calm down anon its bait
>>699925633
Lol you've been in every thread and nobody ever replies to you. Your anime buddies don't even like you. I've seen you in literally every thread today and nobody even talks to you. All you say is "still here". Fucking kill yourself.
>most importantly, have fun
The cringe
Guys!
New copy pasta!
>"Burned so many threads to the ground."
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>/a/ is for ANIME
>several anon's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine Anon, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>MUH /b/ ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES ANONYMUS
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
>>699925934
Too bad you never leave your house to go to one.
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>699925954
New Mako pictures?
>>699926052
Actually I found it out.
It's a bunch of lonely kids discussing their life on /b/ by claiming an ownership over imaginary girls and being all hugboxy and shit.
>>699926105
<nycor> leave tomoko alone I reply u autistic gnome
this is enjoyable
>>699926105
Nah, he's chill. you on the other hand ... well, its a little sad that you have nothing better to do, m8
>>699925704
Sorry
>"Burned so many threads to the ground."
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>/a/ is for ANIME
>several anon's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine Anon, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>MUH /b/ ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES ANONYMUS
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
Saber claim
>>699926236
Clearly, I mean, didn't you know? All idols come from the deep sea!
To Penny
>He doesn't use incognito mode
Wot
>>699926089
Haha, thanks. If I'm lucky I'll keep all of my pasta in my pockets...
>>699925992
You can have claim of Felix for this thread and probably the next one
I gotta go do some stuff
Have fun
Fucking sheltered virgins who watch Japanese cartoons which are targeted at little kids in Asia. It's like a bunch of fat Asian neckbeards jacking off to spongebob. My fucking sides
>>699925840
Stop being so self righteous Anon
>>699926294
<nycor> did I really reply to bait....time to become an hero
>>699926558
but its true
>>699926488
If not, pretend its the booze talking ... with any luck, most of them will be too inebriated to remember anyways
>>699925840
>Projecting this hard
>>699926488
That's kind of hot. Who is that chick?
>>699926294
dont worry about it
>>699926261
Nah, that's really not the point.
You claim your "waifu" so you're destinguishable to other anons on an anonymous image board. You talk about your experiences and plans and share a bit of your life with then.
>but why not a forum?
Because the image board design works surprisingly well anad we get new members all the time.
>why don't you go out?
We do. We all have a life, job or are attending university, but in the evening we like to get on the computer.
>You don't have a girlfriend
That's not true, we even have some anons who lost their girlfriends due to traffic accidents or cancer.
Some are taken, some are not. Penny is dating a girl at the moment.
>I-I don't understand I thought you were pathetic loosers
Ya, lurk more
>>699926504
Don't worry about that, Felix anon - I'm just helping out.
Rumia for laifu
>>699926475
I'm a grown ass man I do what I want!
>I'm too lazy.
>>699925945
Such is life.
Let's burn these fucking cringe threads till they just stop posting them and masturbate to their Chinese cartoons in piece
this bait is shit just ignore them
>>699926661
Rumia is Rumia, she's a 2hu
>>699926105
I like S-Mug Tomoko though. I talk to him sometimes, and hes just very chill.
>>699926938
You can't stop it, you're retarded if you think you can.
>>699926907
>dating a girl
>still being autistic enough to having a waifu
>>699926294
Get a load of this fag
>>699926635
It may, but this isn't your facebook, you can't just tailor people to do what you like, or remove them from your friends list.
Deal with the fact that you're not doing anything by throwing buzzwords around like candy and move on.
>>699926983
Don't know but thank you anon. May I get many faps in.
>>699926929
TFW I just noticed you were the one posting Felix. I wonder how long I missed that before you first replied to me
>>699926907
Must have been a lot of cotton on the ground after that traffic accident when his Waifu pillow got T-boned by a guy getting road head from an actual female
>>699926978
But you're replying to it lmaaaaooo
>>699927170
TFW I just noticed you are a walking talking cringe thread
>>699927057
>replying like that
You just proved that you didn't read my post at all
>>699927220
huh, funny, I thought you were done playing with your toy cars
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>699926397
No forgiveness.
>>699926469
You learn something new every day.
>>699926757
<nycor> eh couldn't help myself years of /b/ talking
>>699926934
true
>>699927397
That didn't even make sense. Your autism is showing "
>>699927170
I was posting some Tewi earlier too, haha. I only put on my name once I noticed your trip >.>
>>699927155
Enjoy, anon. Some Rumia is also in the loli thread:
>>699912811
>>699927541
Ahh, I see
Btw, I recently got telegram on my phone. If you care to stay in touch more often, you should get it to
>>699927092
<nycor> get a load of bullets to the face u gnome
>>699927348
These neckbeards don't walk they sit at the computer all day and order anime merchandise with mommys debit card and try to learn Japanese on resetta stone, and they have no body to talk to. They are sitting typing cringe threads
>>699927541
Thank you anon. May the rest of b have mercy on your thread.
>>699927508
It's funny when you talk about common sense and still think you can change the fact that these threads will always be there, no matter how much you spam and shitpost
>>699927397
I keep thinking she's biting her tongue in that picture
>>699927434
Is there a consequence? If not, then hugs it is.
>>699927766
why are you being such an edgelord
What a fucking waste of double dubs
>>699927699
Don't forget cuddling with their pillows naked, rubbing their micro dicks on the side, getting pre-cum all over their hairy legs
>>699927699
Quit projecting faggot.
>>699926934
>Too lazy to press Control+Shift+N or click 2 times
I fear for you Penny
>>699927887
Projecting so hard.
Chino claimed
What's up?
>>699927491
its just some guy. no need to worry about him
>>699927887
I love when my dommy mommy makes fun of my micro dicks
>>699927766
Derailed thread. A bunch of people on here making fun of you. Taking screenshots for future cringe threads. Your posts being spread everywhere to be laughed at.
Yeah I'm sure this is exactly what you had in mind for this thread.
>>699927915
>>699927971
Lmfao being so triggered that you try to back fire people's insults because they hurt your feelings
>>699927925
I'll start doing it if I confirm gets GF on friday and she moves in
>I might come here less often as a result, but I'll plan on showing up from time to time.
>"Burned so many threads to the ground."
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>/a/ is for ANIME
>several anon's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine Anon, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>MUH /b/ ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES ANONYMUS
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
Does any of the spammers would be kind enough to spare some (You)s with a poor man?
>>699927819
I also think that every time I see it.
Thanks for the new pictures
>>699928100
Don't worry, I don't visit cringe threads.
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>699927871
There will always be consequences.
>>699927971
Pic related. The melon is your post.
>>699927680
What's she holding in her mouth in that?
>>699928126
Being so assmad about a thread full of autists that you actually join them and force them to make more threads resulting in spamming /b/ more instead of stopping them.
YEAH GREAT JOB SHITHEAD!~
>>699927984
<nycor> shes cute af
>>699928020
true
>>699928251
I love YOU
>>699927680
Thanks for the offer, but I don't really use my phone much - constant socializing isn't really my jam.
I'll add you as a friend on Discord, though - hopefully I won't miss you again :)
>>699928219
Oh goddamn it forgot image.
>>699928262
>I don't visit cringe threads
Well if you visit Waifu threads, yes you do lmfao
>>699928357
Ong lyke I love you tooo ^.^
>>699928262
Waifu threads ARE cringe threads
> being this much in denial
>>699928415
Nah, I don't know the way to your house.
>>699928322
The producer's business card~
>>699928388
Ahh, all good then. I'll try to be on discord more, then
>>699928568
Why do you have such a retarded edgy shit waifu? Is it because you're a edgy retarded shit?
>>699928568
>when virgins try to have a comeback
Your autism is showing
>>699928356
so any plans for the rest of your day
>>699928591
Why do you say it like that?~
>>699928291
The melon is EVERY waifags response to get their thread back lmao
Some link the next thread so we can burn it
>>699928788
>>699928262
>>699928356
Yeah she is a real cutie, the cutest in my opinion
I'm surprised no one had claimed her yet
When you show gybe to people IRL and they love it.
>>699928280
Yes, sorry I'll try to contain my primal instincts.
I'm not in a talking state right now, so I'll be leaving for a while again.
Sorry, sorry
>>699928779
Ohh, no real reason. Maybe I'm just flirting with you, kek. But seriously, its just because Rin, iirc, was the only one to decline the invitation to become an idol a thousand damn times, before she finally gave up
>>699928862
>Burn it
>By burning it he means bumping it up in the chain of threads, ultimately spamming it to image limit
>Then they create a new thread and the cycle repeats itself.
>Nothing changes but the amount of waifu threads that come to par in a single day.
you're actually retarded bro.
> 25 total posters
> 4 waifags losers talking to each other
> 21 true heroes of /b/
I like how these threads are turning out
On another note, you guys should get 4chax, and then you can just filter out shitposters. Its fucking great
>>699928357
looks like I'm doing something wrong I can't get their attention
>love u too
>>699928920
Woah, that's an awesome picture. The knife especially is very well drawn.
>>699928700
>>699928745
this is actually getting boring. You guys had better comebacks.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>699929038
See you later.
>>699928766
<nycor> nothing at all but I will hop off eventually to play some new vegas
>>699928957
I'm going to die, and I'm on ep 3 of is the order a rabbit
At least Fatman wasn't a faggot.
>>699929038
die of cancer
>>699929091
Yeah buddy? Is the thread right now the ideal way you hoped it would turn out? Great standards, loser.
>>699929248
Do you believe you are the cartoon in your pictures you post?
>>699929365
i enjoyed that game
>>699929052
>Filename
>Maybe I'm just flirting with you kek
Well it's working
>Story
Kek
i miss fat man come back
>>699928498
I love you too
>>699929205
you gotta reply to them directly
>>699929427
Nobody cares about your spamfaggotry, except a few people stirring the pot, other than that nothing comes to par you spastic retard
>OH I SPAM THREAD CAUSE IT'LL GO AWAY RIGHT?
>THEY MADE A NEW ONE? SPAM IT TOO UNTIL I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF AND MY STUPIDITY
>Mfw they keep making more threads
>Mfw they keep going
>Mfw they're basically cockroaches, not even nuclear warfare can stop them
Shit you're stupid pal. I use to spam these threads too, know why I stopped? Because I realized they weren't going to, and that I was wasting my time
>I also realize that I was being a fucking nigger faggot. Just like you. You stupid niggerfaggot.
>>699929365
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
>>699929052
> maybe I'm just flirting with you
THE CRINGE
>>699929387
Rude
Claimed.
>>699929033
Which album did you show?
>>699929795
>>699929829
IKR these faggot are nice to eachother what a bunch of gays
>>699929686
Good good, so I assume you know what comes next?
>babies
kek
>>699925697
fuck off undertale fag
Is today some holiday where school is out or something?
>>699929672
<nycor> good, I modded my save so I might restart
>>699929808
I'm going to die of a kawaii overload
>>699930012
>>699930075
WEW
E
W
>>699930168
Nah, some school hasn't started yet, is all ... like pre-k
AUTISM
U
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I
S
M
>mfw waifufags still upset
/b/'s doing something right for a change
>>699930062
Huge difference between being nice and flirting with a cartoon posted by a grown man
>thread
>>699930168
Some schools in the states don't start up til the 22nd.
>>699929877
I showed him Sleep. He already listened to F A.
He also recommended me some great post rock albums, I'm listening to them right now.
>>699930174
Too much cuteness?
>>699930349
Fuck, forgot to claim Angry Marines.
my god you guys are fucking pathetic human beings
bottom of the food chain betafags
