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Stop right there, Anon. Are you in possession of any illegal repeating digits? Show me your singles.
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I'm clear, sir.
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>>699898328
YOU CAN'T STOP ME, SEE? I CAN DO WHAT I WANT COPPER, N'YAH SEE? N'YAH!
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No dubs here, officer. May i be on my way?
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Take me fam I'm sorry
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>>699898328
Black lives dont matter
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>>699898841
You are absolutely right. Have a nice day, citizen.
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>>699898328
i'm clean boss
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ohhh boiii
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>>699899011
TAKE HIM AWAY BOYS!!
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S-sure. I-I-I don't want no t-trouble officer
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>>699899079
i'm sorry officer, is there anything I can do?
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Here are my singles sir.
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>>699899011
CUFF HIM
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>>699899011
arrest that nigger!
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>>699899192
No please not the cuffs, i'll do anything
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nothing here, pig
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Clean as a newborn
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No dubs here officer
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AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED
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Here you go, officer
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No dubs here. I'll be on my way
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Here you go, officer.
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>>699899344
Fuck
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>>699899344
Take this nigger back to the big house!
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>>699899299
You people sicken me.
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Fuck yyou
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I know my rights.
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I don't know what you're talking about sir

Just a faggy trap passing through
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>>699899655
Of course, the first time I ever roll dubs.
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singles?
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You'll never catch me or my dubs alive!
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>>699899655
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?
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All clear here, officer!
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>>699898328
nah just all these NARCOTICS
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im clean
>>699899750
probably because they never were alive
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>>699899810
He says you're a fucking faggot and your mom's pussy was like flinging a hot dog down a hallway.
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>>699898328
Just shooting dice, officer. Last two digits decide.
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dang
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>>699899916
ill fling my hotdog down your hallway, faggot!
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>>699898328
I have a license for these you fascist son of a bitch!
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>>699898328
Ok fag
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Officer
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>>699898328
You can take these dubs from my cold dead hands, faggot.
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No illicit digits here, officer!
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>>699898328
Here sir, now may I lick your boot?
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>>699898328
you can't stop ze Jew
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Check my singles officer
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>>699898328
>check
>these
>singles
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>>699898328
Fuck you for stopping a clean anon like me, officer.
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>>699898328
I dindu nuffin'
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>>699898328
sheeeeiiiiiiiiitt
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Bitch you can't handle these singles.
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Fuck the po-lice
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I dindu nuffins ocifer
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I'm good to go officer
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>>699898328
k
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Here they are.
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Ain't got any, sir.
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lol fucking pig

Check em
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I would never officer
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I'm clean I fuckin' swear it, aight?
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Nothing wrong here sir
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Here are the singles
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nothing to see here, officer
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Officer, I'm just on the way to meet with some of my investors from Diebold. I can assure you that there are no dubs in this car.
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Whatever you do, don't check in the trunk.
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>>699898328
Here Sir, as long as you don't take my weed
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I'm just a regular upstanding citizen officer nothing to worry about.
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I didnt do shit
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>>699898328
wazzup vanilla face we just a couple of pimps no hoes
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Nothing to see here officer
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Nothing to see here, officer.
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>>699900763
I mean, why would I harbor dirty dubs?
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nonono
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>>699899994
so fucking close
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>>699900899
Citizen arrest get him officer
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>>699900566
Run nigga.
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I plead the fifth
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I'm clean, but I'm black.
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>>699900930
have a good day officer
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>>699900566
Take that scum back to mexico.
We don't need no illegal dub-posessing immigrants
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i dunt haz debs xDDDD
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>>699898328
it's not mine
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>>699900899
GET EM BOYS (BANG BANG POW POW)
ANOTHER DAY SAVED
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I'm clean with my repetative digits as I am with my facial hair
I shave them off unlike those other savage people that brag with their 5 ft long beards and their quints
I have nothing to hide officer
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Snackbar
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oh yeah
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>>699898328
HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT!! #BlackOlivesMatter
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Don't worry I'm white.
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KeK that gave me potassium
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>>699898328
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>>699898328
I dindunuffin
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>>699898328
murica is a free land I can do whatever the fuck I want to do!
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>>699901215
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Im clean sir no ilegal digits here (lies)
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check it
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No dubs here, officer.
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>>699901288
Wrong fucking day buddy you're done
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Im clean officer
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>>699901288
>>699901373
fuck
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checkem
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Here you are officer
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I swear! I don't have any dubs!
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>>699901167
Stupid jew, black olives are worthles
Only olives that matter are green and red ones, the black ones can go and die as far as everyone else cares
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cops are niggers, and you can't do anything about
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I don't have any dubs officer, I swear!
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Fuck you pig
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>>699901288
You sick fuck
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>>699901644
GET HIM!!!
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>>699901644

You were saying anon....
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>>699901655
>>699901644
You sick fucks
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>>699901766
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>>699901556
I'm gonna let you go off the hoom now son
but bear in mind, if I come again and see that you are calling us cops anything else rather than just and the last digit off by one to be repetitive, I will personal rape you with my stun batton
Do you ubderstand jew?
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>>699898328
No dubs here officer.
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>>699901110
B-but officer, I'm white:^)
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>>699898328
No problem, here you go
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Whats the officer problem?
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>>699901773
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i would never break such a law, I'm white you see
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>>699898328
Just a regular skeleton, no dubs here officer.
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>>699901644
>>699901655
Get down fucker!
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>>699901766
Cuff him boys
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>>699901833
FREEZE, THIS IS A UNDERCOVER OP! YOU THOUGHT YOU IMPERSONATE A COP AND RUN AROUND WITH DUBS?!?! NOT IN MY CITY!
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>>699898328
clean as white snow, officer
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>>699901024
B-but, these are them legal white person dubs, sir:^)
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>>699901833
Officer, Do you have any licence for those dubs?
Otherwise I'l have to take you to the prison where a bunch of niggers will rape you
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i din du nuffin
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>>699901833
HE's A CROOKED COP!
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Black lives matter
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>>699898328

What seems to be the officer, problem?
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>>699902200
Woah, woah, woah....slow down there son. Explain these double dubs I'm seeing...
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>>699898328
singlelingles
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>>699902065
Why yes I do fellow officer, am I free to leave?
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>>699898328
I'm clean sir
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Of course not, Officer!
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>>699902561
alright officer, you can go now
Just make sure I don't catch you with trips, or else..
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>>699902877

GET IN THE PADDY WAGON!
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I'm the king of the trap
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>>699902877
Motherfucker do you have a licence for them dubs?
Hmm nigger? I don't think so
Looks like someone is going to jail
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>>699902877
We trusted you, Captain...
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>>699903130
Jk I'm white pls let me go
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>>699898328
all clean here, officer
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>>699898328
Sir, i'm just a single walking through
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Always. Check em copper
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>>699898328
no repeating digits here.. he he he...
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I'm okay officer
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>>699902200
No one is gonna grab this dirty dub dubs carrier?????
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I have no dubs officer in here,. only pepperoni. want some?
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>>699898328
THIS IS AGAINST MY RIGHTS AS A CITIZEN!
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Im clean, officer.
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fuck you officer. White Power!
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I AM THE LAW
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>>699898328
Watch out, move along, nothing to see here folks. Get out of my way, you dirty animals.
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You pulled me over cus in black ain't it black life's matter dam it
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>>699903577
>opens fire
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I feel like I lose this a lot...
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>>699904325
I feel you anon
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Get
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no
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my green card is in order officer, here
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>>699898328
no fuck you
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Fuck u occiffer
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im innocent
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What are you gonna do officer? Arrest me? Im clean bish
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i-i don't have anything officer
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Just singles here officer, no need to worry.
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>>699904888
call in the SWAT teams!
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>>699904888
Emergency
We got a guy with trips, I repeat we have a nigger with trips!
This is not an exercise, open fire when you see him
I repeat, this is not an exercise!
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Fuck you pigs
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Nothing here officer
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>>699898328
I'S A GUD BOY I DINDU NUFFIN
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>>699905068
Sir, swat is useles in this situation
Right now only one person can help us
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Officer, i have something to tell you.

>Check 'em
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>>699905222
LETS RIOT
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>>699905222
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! GET ON THE GROUND! I REPEAT! GET ON THE GROUND!
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>>699905222
OH SHIEET
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>>699898328
K
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You'll never take me alive copper
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>>699905222
CALL THE SWAT, A NIGGER ARMED WITH TRIPS HAS BEEN SPOTTED, I REPEAT, A NIGGER WITH TRIPS

He was last seen on /b/'s >>699898328
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>>699905222
...
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>>699905321
Check what? Those measily singles? HAH! My nieces can do better
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Kms bruh
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catch me if you can
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>>699905511
Motherfucker run
Double dubs are almost as bad as trips
Run nigger before they catch you
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No sir. I'm a law abidin citizen, yes I am. No dubs here.
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>>699898328
Officer, I'm clean I swear.
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nothing to see here, officer.
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I'm clean, sir.
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But I didn't do nuffin'
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Dindu Nuffin
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>>699905785
You fucking killed 7 people, you may be clean but you're not innocent
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>>699898328
im cleannn
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GUYS 700 MILL HYPE
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>>699898328
I served my nickle, you come and take me!
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She said she was 18 I swear
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>>699898328
fuk tha polis
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Harambe deserved it.
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>>699906333
oh shit
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>>699906333
SHEEIIT
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>>699898328
Ey b0ss, fuk u man.
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>>699898328
yes sir, right here sir
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>>699898328
Singles checking in
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Im clean
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Clean as an anus
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>>699898328
im okay are you ?
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>>699907055
Another sick fuck
lock em up
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>>699907129
Ye, I'm pretty good myself
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>>699906333
I-i-i don't k-know where those trips came from
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Is it just me or do this threads have more dubs than get threads?
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>>699898328
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Im clean man
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I'm black
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>>699898328
Ayyyyyy lmao get lost fag ayyyy lmao lol
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>>699905222
OH SHIT LOCK HIM UP
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am i being detained
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>>699907301
I know anon, it's not your fault
But you must pay for your sins
*hey you! Yeah I'm talikn to you nigger! Bring that guillotine closer*
It will all be done soon anon
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JUST. DONT. SHOOT.
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>>699907163
Wait! I'm innocent! Give me another chance. Look at these singles.
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leave me alone officer i didnt do anything wrong
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>>699907931
See? Innocent. That was just a mistake.
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Just singles here officer
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k
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i am from a town which is legal officer.
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I am all okay officer
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Clean as fuck my dawg
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>>699898328
Just passing through fellow Imperial Citizen.
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Dindu nuffin pig
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i know my rights
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>>699908688
Shit we've been busted KILL EM ALL!
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>>699898328
Clean as soap.
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No, now let me go
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>>699908688
Cuff him boys
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RODNEY KING!
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>>699898328
CANT WUB THE DUB PIGGY!!!
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No problemo
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Wasn't me, sir
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>>699908688
YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE EMPEROR, FILTH
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Fuck the police.
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Yes
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>>699898328
Singles get

How hard can it be????
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>>699899863
Word
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ORE WA CHIN CHIN DAISUKI
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Sure thing, officer.
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>>699898328
no
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I'm not a nigger, so I won't get Dubs
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A swear I am nigger
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Nothing here sir
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGER
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>>699898328

What seems to be the officer, Problem?
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Not without a fucking warrant
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>>699909599
Lies
Cuff 'em boys
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>>699898328
im no nigger dawg
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>>699898328
Dindu noffin
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Singles here
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Sure officer, i got nuthin to hide.
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All I can say mr the judge, is that we're innocent
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All clear officer
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Nothing to hide here officer
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I aint no nigger officer...
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4CHAN IS A ANIME IMAGE BOARD
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nothin but singles here
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WAZERD WUS KANGz
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>>699911411
nigger detected
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WAZERDS FUG ALL RUSSIANS BOTCHES, no?
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Singles for days, sir.
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WAZERD LIEKS TO COUNT POTATO
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i have nothing check the car, i swear
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I IS SPECIAL
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Dindu nuffin' officer
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I dindu nuffin
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ayy lmao
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