ITT: We poorly describe a movie and other Anons gotta try to guess it.
I'll start us off
>Sobs like bitch at a grave
>Boogiman tries to eat him
>super rich
>>699892270
>guy cant sleep
>he meets another guy on a plane
>they start some kind of fight club together
>turns out it was only one guy all along
>running their fight club
>>699892434
Kinda going out on a limb here.. Buuut.. Fight club?
>>699892434
>literally says intended movie title in post
DURRRR IS IT TOY STORY?
>>699892737
It was Fight club not toy story
>>699892270
>child molester dies
>teens die in dreams
>bitch decides to not sleep
>>699892270
>scientists try to cure autism
>give rise to smart apes
>apes kill everybody
>>699894074
Freddy got fingered
>>699894195
Selma?
>>699894195
Easy, Planet of the apes
Aka Planet of Detroit
>king teaches his son good life lessons
>son time travels and goes to france
>becomes secret agent
>defeats his aunt and saves the day
>>699892270
>kung fu
>body paint
>chick looks like a guy
>6 x 2 of them
>shaolin monks
>A teenage boy is on a school trip
>Something bites him
>Meanwhile, a businessman tries some hardcore shit which fucks up his sanity
>Teenage boy finds out he can shoot white, sticky substance
>A strangely familiar lunatic with schizophrenia tries to kill the boy
>The lunatic accidentally kills himself
>"Don't tell Harry"
>>699895016
Avatar the last Airbender?
The real life one not the animation one
>>699894074
A nightmare on elm street (although i think you mean the remake that disappointed many fans including me)
>>699895470
No. This one's from decades earlier, and was a HK-produced wuxia movie.
>>699895352
spoderman starring macguire and dafoe
>works at orphanage
>shittylife.jpeg
>sees a fight and decides he wants to do that for money
>finds a homeless man to fight with him
>they both suck ass in fighting and lose every match
>find and talk to the best fighter in the city/league
>guy from orphanange challenge him
>guy from orphanage is now the best fighter in the city and helps out the orphanage
>>699896212
Creed
>>699895824
U r winrar anon, enjoy it.
>>699896333
trips dont lie, but they do here. wrong
>>699892270
>faggot has glasses
>buys car
>car has buddys and protects him
>>699896378
transformers
>>699892270
Richie Rich
>>699892270
Batman vs Superman
>2nd Jesus
>mouse
>shocking finale
>>699892434
dark souls?
>>699895016
12 niggers?
>>699892270
>British nazi squad tea time
>Anon/Trap
>Allahu Akbar.exe
And also: Nice vegan Body, Cucklord
>>699896212
Nacho shitbre
>>699896212
Nacho Libre!
same one i always do
>shitty movie
>tower with elevator
>ghosts
>not ghostbusters
>can't die unless beheaded
>fucks the reincarnation of his wife
I've made it quite easy, now let's see who knows it.
>Michael Cera is a bird
>Twice
>>699896713
Highlander?
>look at me, I am camera man now
>>699896573
No.
>looking back, my math was off. It's actually 6 x 3, but no one's really responding anyway.
>>699896759
Zombie land
>>699896683
>>699896664
winrars
>>699896798
yes, but which one?
>>699896713
Highlander
>black rectangle
>monkeys
>space
>>699896828
Try again
>>699896892
first one
>>699896933
2001 A Space Oddysey
heres a fun one
>main character is in a vehicle with any amount of friends or acquaintences
>something happens to the vehicle
>all except main character die
>main character has to survive in unknown enviornment with limited tools for some amount of time
>>699896962
yes
>bunch of scrawny kids play cod I'll
>one fat guy
>gets bullied because fat
>an hero
>best character dies in first half of movie
>>699897109
Irl* auto cucumber
>>699897080
friends
>why are the lights flickering
>what's wrong with the walls
>damn you, gubment
>>699897109
haven't seen it, but the one with the cancer maybe?
the ''half something''
>finds an old crush
>dies
>comes back thanks to pure willpower
>crazy car chase
>>699892270
>We can't stop here, this is bat country
Such a good movie
>>699897240
Nope. No cancer here
>>699894312
>be surrounded by niggers
>wtf shrimps are coming
>shrimps are the new niggers
>put the shrimp in ghetto
>become shrimp
>>699897452
This is /b/, there's cancer everywhere
>midget coward faggot
>repeats each daze
>then Dies
>>699897629
forest gump
>it's a business in america by foreigners
>lot's of favors
>lot's shootings
>main character dies, son take charge
>people dying
>court
>>699897629
detroit 7
>>699897733
Codfella ?
>>699897713
No
>>699897821
So close to the real title it could be a joke
>>699897109
Full Metal jacket.
>>699894493
my uncle oswald, but wasn't that a book?
>man very sad
>steals monies from bank
>a ghost comes helps him
>everyone forgives him cos its snowing
>the end
>>699897904
close one, but no
>>699897976
was meant to be ....District seven
>be edgelord
>find dank book
>open it up it's blank
>some retard left their brand new notebook out in the courtyard
>mfw awwyeahnig
>
>>699897629
District 9
>>699898124
frosty the snowman
>>699898209
Life Book
>>699892270
>fish with son
>some wild australiafags appear
>took the fish-son
>daddy fish have big adventure to find him
>find a fish with alzheimer
>alzheimer & daddy fish found fish son
~fin!
>>699898254
No Keked
>>699898305
Finding Dory
>>699898209
death note isn't a movie though
>>699896690
Poltergeist 2 or 3
>>699898209
Death note
>stalker finds young boy
>boy and stalker go on adventure
>boy's father kills stalker
>>699898369
>finding dory
>dory
>D O R Y
not sure : bait or not ?
>>699898305
Big fish
>>699897204
Stranger things
>Be in anti terror unit
>see girl get blown up
>be depressed of the rest of the movie
Blue penis man doesn't give a shit anymore
>bonnie
>clyde
>no time
>green
prolly too easy
>
>mum wants to fuck son in the past.
>can't be fucked to write anymore
>>699898193
Its disctict nine, thats why i didnt understand
>>699898594
any steven seagulls films
>be nigger in army
>leader kills a bunch of people
>maybe this wasn't such a good idea
>yellow mouse dies
>>699898482
Star wars episode 4?
>>699898672
back to the future
>>699898655
green mile
>>699898713
nope
>>699898644
Xmen nakid bloke clockman
>drunk man
>helicopter
>snail
>razor
>surfing
>napalm
>river
>bridge
>temple
>carabao
>horror
>>699896690
Twilight zone?
>>699898567
Correct
>>699897080
>>699897080
That seems interesting , waiting for answer
>>699898775
Bingo
>>699898712
was trying to b funny ? kek
>>699898837
Wrong
>>699898785
>green mile
nope
>>699898902
Ayyyy
>shit goes down
>no body knows what to do
>drunk crazy man saves the world
>be female
>be a buster of sorts
>don't cross the period streams
>muh feminism bleeding out of every pixel
>>699899004
Independence Day
>black man falls down
>turns white woman into sex slave
>defeats white nazi army
>white woman finds luke
>>699892270
>time is money
>literally
>>699896759
This one should be easy, guys
>be loser
>host big ass party
>be not loser anymore
>>699899052
Correct
>>699892737
>durr
>>>/9gag/
>>699896460
Secret of Nimh 2
>>699899131
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
>>699899073
iron sky?
>>699899131
project X ?
>>699899175
hoorah
>>699899085
Justin Time
>a meat loaf blows up at the end
>>699899085
in time
>>699898644
Still waiting for someone to get this correct
It wasn't xmen as someone guessed
>>699899237
Yes
>>699898644
Big Fat Liar
>be retard
>born to rich ass parents
>do retard things
>condemn parents to life of raising a retard
>dad depressed
>mom on the verge of death
>do more retard things and end up killing mom
>retard becomes an hero at moms funeral
>dad left all alone
>>699898644
Watchmen?
>>699899073
star wars 7
>loser find a piece of wood
>wood helps him be cool
>no longer needs the wood
>>699899426
Winrar
>>699899548
Harry Potter
>>699899687
Nope
>>699899004
Hancock?
>rich white dude is pedo
>rich dude finds undrrage b&
>say goodbye to yer bollocks, m8
>kys
>>699898500
They actually made Finding Dory, dumbshit
>man is sent back in time by leader
>fucks leader's mon
>>699900635
Whatever fucking terminator movie that was
>>699899665
that what I said clockman hmm :>(
>salt n pepa's here
>falls down
>is drunk
>>699898756
nobody?
>business becomes twice as big
>midget gets your boss taken prisoner
>become men
>rock music save your town from midget
>teenager is accused of stabbing his father
>jury members argue his innocence
>>699900838
footloose
>>699892270
Autism FTW
>>699899400
we need to speak about kelvin ?
>>699900924
Twelve Angry Men
>go to space
>come back
>daughter old
>>699899284
yep
>>699896690
devil
> autist fag
>gets spooky motor
>car sings songs
>autist fag gets laid
>>699896814
bulletproof monk?
>trained by ninjas
>kill ninjas
>fight clown
>>699901238
Interstellas
>>699900951
Wrong, also haven't seen that
>>699901525
surf ninjas?
>>699896759
rio
>>699900838
dirty dancing ?
>be 12 and what is this
>mom is a gold digging slut
>gives you to uncles
>hear tales of adventure
>get a cat
>>699901940
lorax?
>>699899850
hard candies
>see huge robot
>ohshitnigga.png
>meet anhd greet
>crazy nigga looks for the robot
>finds it
>LAUNCH THE MISSLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
>rip
>unrip
>>699902129
winrar nigar
>Christmas Party
>Terrorists come in the building where said party takes place
>Take them all as hostage
>guy has plan to save hostages
>Kills terrorists the entire movie
>>699902032
Not even close
>Blue people
>People send wheel man as blue person to spy on blue people
>floaty glow in the dark octopusses
>weird teradactal things
>People don't like blue people
>deforestation
>people and blue people die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFpkb2t5BW0
>>699902206
Iron Giant
>>699902342
Avatar
>>699902377
correct n checkd
>>699901925
Nope
>>699902342
Avatar
Retard level difficulty but not bad
>>699902271
OP SAID POORLY DESCRIBE YOU CUCK
also it's die hard
>>699897080
sounds like part of inception, but I don't think that's it
>>699897391
Fast and Furious 13: Return of Paul Walker
>>699898124
Scrooged?
>>699899548
The mask
>>699898844
Apocalypse Now
>>699902342
Avatars
>>699901940
Secondhand Lions
>>699899012
i know what you're doing
>>699898594
Zero Dark Thirty
>>699902602
no ..
>>699897080
Final destination
>>699902747
Good job, anon. I give you a gold star
>>699901525
Dark Knight
>>699901940
Second hand lions?
>>699902305
zozzle
>>699902533
Lel
>>699902271
die hard
>mc kills himself because no gf
>works at shit pizza place in purgatory
>Best friend is Eugene Hutz
>crazy purgatory road trip
>magic camp
>>699901396
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
>>699901179
Afraid not, but I've seen the movie you're talking about and it's good:) Very good guess though!
>>699902675
Correct!
Kids are spies
>parents of spy kids are spies
>spy kids
>>699903069
Sharkboy and lavagirl
>>699903069
Transformers, right?
>>699902912
No fuckin idea but I'd like to know the answer
>/pol/ user snaps
>kill whole town
>escape
>>699901940
I can't think of the movies name.
But the uncles like crash a plane or some shit.
>>699898594
Jin Roh
>go to Africa
>find treasure in a battleship
>old bitch tells a story
>turns out she loved money all along
>because she kept that rock
>>699892270
>muh fuggin Bix Noodz
>oh no I have aids
won an oscar
>>699903433
Titenic
>>699903266
rampage?
>>699892270
>Virgin neet
>makes bad videos about it
>shoots people
>/r9k/ the movie
>bunch of sand niggers get together and try to join al qaeda
>blow up kiddie camp
>run home
>decides their going to bomb a muslim church
>try to make bombs
>one of them blows up themselfes and a couple of wooly doggos
>don't and end up trying to blowup a marathon as the cookie monster cookie monster
>fail and blow up a boots
>>699897733
godfather?
>>699903240
Wristcutters: A love story
>a bunch of quirky characters
>set in England
>pretty much just like his other films
>>699902980
no sorry
>>699903418
Flaregun the movie
>Peter pan is a doctor
>cures potato
>ex potato starts potato riot
>goes back to potato
>>699903481
Well I'll be damned! You are correct anon:) +1 internet for you today! Also wondering....have you seen the second one???
>>699903550
The Fantastic Mr.Fox
>>699903545
Thanks man. And if you're the one who described it you're very noble
>guy burns to death
>50's but actually in the future
>become man
>you are your own father
>>699903480
Correct
>>699903550
Shaun of the dead, hot fuzz or absolutely anything
>>699903550
monty pythons
This is a good one.
>two fags out west
>make shitty videos
>gets bullied in the age of baggy jeans
>shoot up local educational facility
>>699903731
Looper?
>>699903793
is it any Wes Anderson movie?
>>699903705
I have. and I've heard there is another, or going to be. can you verify that?
>>699903876
Elephant
>Be welder
>Find suitcase with 2 million dollars
>Being hunter down by a psychopath with a compressed air canister
>>699902912
Wristcutters: A Love Story
>>699903924
I was really thinking of any Guy Ritchie film but I guess it's such a vague description it works for a lot.
>>699901396
>Car is a killer
>>699903600
Flowers for Algernon?
>>699903913
not quite
>>699903998
yes
>>699903550
Brothers of grimsby?
>>699903453
Dallas buyer's club
>>699903876
My future: The movie
http://www.strawpoll.me/11006178
Vote
>>699903985
No. They made a bunch of pipe bonbs but most of them didnt go off because they were losers
>>699903929
I've only seen the first & second. Can't confirm anything about a 3rd installment, but would definitely love to watch a 3rd. Underrated movies imo:)
>>699904088
Good guess, but no. It has a famous crossdresser in it if that helps.
>>699904039
Christine?
>>699901396
Transmorphers
>People in space
>Get killed off
>Cat and girl survive
>>699904541
alien
>>699904541
Alien
>>699904372
Yes winrar
>girl goes to school for the first time
>makes friends with hot chick
>rises to power
>unleashes chaos
>>699903484
Dark knight
>>699904922
Carrie?
>>699904922
Columbine: Reloaded
>kid with scar kills magic racist
>>699905081
Harry Potter
>>699892270
>fbi woman
>bodies in walls
>mexican assassin
>Wife dies
>Guy's cat gets killed
>Kills pretty much everyone
>>699904929
Holy shit
>>699905307
Keanu
>>699903494
four lions
>>699905528
Lolno
>>699903484
Def chronicle
>>699905307
The Doom games, but with his pet rabbit Daisy.
>>699905307
bitch this is john wick and his fucking puppy
Kinda salty cuz fuck cats, dogs ftw
>activist parents
>canada
>>699902912
Das a good movie. Eugene band music is fucking great.. since we get to hear it the whole fucking time
>fall in love
>this is Sparta 2
>want him for ever and always tehehehe
>he died
>rip my love
>find I can grow a new love inside of me
>give birth to my love bf as a cute a f shota
>pedo relations with cute kid rest of the movie till I get cucked by schoolkids
>>699892270
Nightmare before christmas
>>699897695
edge of tomorrow
>>699903600
Can no one guess this?