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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>699869578
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Fuck these captchas
>>699873608
So people say, though plenty of people are extremely useful and productive while being a little self loathing.
Not sure what the second part meant. In reference to the music part?
What i do and don't like isn't really a conscious decision, now is it?
Well... Suppose it could be, but i'd rather not force myself to listen to stuff i don't enjoy.
>>699873747
Not being deliberately obtuse or anything.
I just don't think i'd like it. It's mostly the genres i generally am not fond of, and lacks the ones i am fond of.
Off to work
>Later, my chickadees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPIKrOiZbHM
Calamity-masu'd
Claimu
>>699874022
Nice to know you enjoy it a lot.
What was your favorite track from that game.
>>699874232
What are you into then?
Hello again everyone
>no life is still a no life
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here
>>699874232
It wasn't about music, is was about hobbies.
Hm, yeah, that may be true, because you should always go for better.
claimed
>>699874459
Cutest waifu
>>699874524
I'd buy a daki, but I'm lost to the world enough as it is.
Respect.
>>699874352
I actually liked the kirby song from Fountain of Dreams
>>699874381
Usually lighter stuff. Fantasy and comedy and such. Don't mind there being drama, but i prefer it to not be the thing that defines the show.
Drama, sci-fi, and psychological stuff is the kind of thing i generally don't like.
Things that take themselves 100% serious isn't my cup of tea.
>>699874520
Oh. That gets a similar answer. I enjoy nerdy things like d&d and magic. There's nothing to converse with the average person pertaining to those particular hobbies.
>>699874686
Awesome to see another.
>>699874861
Buy a hat, then.
>>699874861
Wisconsin Fran enjoys both of those quite a bit.
>>699874844
Fountain of Dreams was the best stage with the best theme, shame it didn't return after that.
Cirno claim
>>699875027
Yup. I talk with Fran.
>>699875020
Ehm... Little bit of a non-sequitur, but 'ight.
Guessing you found a hat you like?
>>699874954
Literally the best.
I've never been in one of these threads, but OP's picture caught my attention.
Is it from like an anime or something? It looks pretty neat. If it's just an image, sorry I'll fuck off back to the rest of the debauchery. But I was curious.
>claimed
Good morning /waifu/
>>699875187
Yes.
I feel like a girl in a mall when I'm searching for clothes online.
>>699875242
Kanatai colletion
>>699875242
It's from an anime or a visual novel for the most part in these threads. The occasional manga picture is thrown in here and there too
>>699874861
Well that's my usefulness gone then. Try Dennou Coil or Tatami Galaxy. Maybe Cencoroll.
I'd like to point out that my advice has no valor here
>>699875242
Kancolle, it's an abyssal from the anime/game.
Basically anime girls, WW2 warships edition.
>>699875242
not sure about OP's pic, but most of us have Anime Waifu.
Cirno mine.
Who yours?
>>699875192
Dang right. Did you just join?
>>699875357
>>699875364
Oh. Much obliged, you guys. Thank you for your time.
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>>699875242
Its air defence princess from kancolle.
Mostly just a picture.
>>699875043
It was my second favourite stage after Final Destination, but I was always bad on it. The raising and lowering platforms really messed up my combos and I'd get distracted by all the pretty colors.
Well, it was nice talking to ya, I got to now!
>>54801
>>699875289
Morgen.
mfw I am Batou
>>699875424
If you got a waifu, you're welcome to join us
>>699875411
Tonight, yes, but I've been in the waifu threads from time to time. I've upset another Mami claimer something fierce, since he thinks I'm trying to steal his lime.
>>699875462
Ah, see ya later!
>>699875661
Oops.
>>699875625
Oh. Idk. I'm sure anyone I post would just be trash mainstream shit. I don't really have any anime I watch that is exotic or underground, let alone 'waifus'.
>>699875328
Lol. Yeah, know the feeling kind of. I used to do that kind of hours shopping when i was younger. I'm a lot more direct now days.
>>699875367
Ahh so that's who you are.
I'm reasonably good at finding anime to watch when the mood strikes me.
Though i will say the thing i've been thinking about watching lately is strictly because of nostalgia. Gundum Wing.
Used to watch that when i was a kid late at night. Probably missed half the episodes. Still want to just sit through the whole thing.
>>699875549
Guten morgen Shiro, how are you?
>>699875718
Mami-san ~ how are you doing today?
>>699875775
Good morning Shizuru cutie
>>699875661
>>699875718
Umm, We're the only ones now. The other two are no longer here. One switched and other just stopped posting.
>>699875775
Oh, Shizuru. I wish I was as mature as you in terms of clothes shopping
>>699875883
Good morning Alice. How're you?
>>699875904
Lol. It's not as nice as it sounds.
>>699875883
It's late, I'm sick and had a depressed day. All good in my books!
>>699875901
As it was written.
>>699875883
Oh, I'm well today, besides the fact I'm staying up for probably about 14 more hours. Kicking back watching some various poker stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Jw5NHDqDw
And you?
>>699875775
Yes I'm not dead.
You could also try spending your life on better things. I have been spending a lot of my spare time with family lately.
>>699876064
>It's late, I'm sick and had a depressed day. All good in my books!
Why you depressed? What happened?
>>699876010
Then I'm happy I'm immature.
>>699876147
Oh, I have mild depression/probably cyclothymia. Today was a day, nothing else to it really.
How are you?
>>699876134
I spend enough time with my family, i think.
Most of them, at least.
>>699876192
Yeah. Sometimes i think i grew up too fast.
Didn't do all the stupid shit that kids usually do.
Good and bad, i suppose.
>>699876265
I'm ok. I'm just waiting for my video to upload, but the Internet is iffy at this resort. Right now, it's throttled like hell.
I hope it picks up again. Otherwise, I might not be able to upload. It's 1.90 GB
I might just disconnect and reconnect... That sometimes works...
>>699876010
Not too bad, a little bit sleepy still and a lot hungry
>>699876064
That doesn't sound particularly good to me, wanna talk about it?
>>699876109
How come you're staying up so late?
>>699876064
Unfortunate as it sounds, it's true. As for me, I'm always here, well not when I'm at work.
>>699876430
I like doing stupid things.
Coming here, for example.
>>699876444
Ausfag; I am all too aware of such pains.
>>699876493
School tomorrow. I'm only staying up to 10 PM, I may head to sleep earlier than that though.
>>699876493
Thanks, but I honestly don't know what to say. Sometimes I'm sad and I don't know why, but it's refreshing at least.
>>699876577
oh, yeah, I heard Aus has terribly slow Internet.
My damn thing is on Net Out of only about 1kbps, atm, though.
Was at 1 mbps, but dropped for no reason and doesn't seem to be picking up for YouTube in particular
maybe I'll switch everything else to another browser and give this one max net priority?
>>699876493
Sounds like me right now, but on the opposite side of the day. Kind of considering going to sleep semi-soon.
>>699876534
Yeah... that's one of those stupid things i very much do partake in. Lol
>>699876748
I can't wait for school to start, I'll have a reason to exist again
>>699876780
I feel down quite often, so I don't find it refreshing in the least
>>699876826
Might just settle for toast, I don't really want toast right now though
>>699877479
Ayy
Hi.
>>699877225
I exist for Shiro. School is pretty bleh for me.
>>699877613
I always knew it.
>>699877225
I'm lucky enough not to be plagued by sadness, sure, but it's almost like I have an addiction to that which is depressing. I love reading sad stories, collecting sad pictures and sometimes even feeling sad. I guess it's partly because I'm normally a bit numb emotionally, but it's such a unique feeling to be sad. I... like it, and I don't know why.
>>699877613
It's like we were made for each other.
>>699877702
We are very similar. I guess wallowing in depression, at least for me, is quite calming.
>>699877613
Awww Mami, I already knew you loved me though. No need to be shy
>>699877615
Hello cutie
>>699877669
I exist only for Alice right now, but that just reminds me that 2D girls will never exist in a 3D world
>>699877702
Generally, all I ever feel is sad so I got tired of it pretty quick
>>699877900
>yeah but that edge tho, it makes me feel like a loser
>>699877900
>>699877702
https://youtu.be/OLHd4BQIiGw
>>699878058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
You got to at least take some pride in your personality.
>>699878138
shadOW THE hEDGEhog
>>699878138
You're damn right Chen.
>>699877702
Two Mamis together? I don't know....
>>699877669
Ummm. It was too obvious....
>>699878048
I'm not the one you think I am. But still.
>>699878418
I am fine with this.
There are people that exists dor their waifu.
Chen exists for me.
>>699878138
>>699878176
>tfw when you unironically genuinely like Linkin Park
>>699878418
Oh please, you know you want me.
>>699878048
Why is that?
>>699878671
I mean...
They're not my cup of tea, I tend to listen to a lot of slowcore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8jQz3O_QHA
>>699878671
https://frankjavcee.bandcamp.com/track/wake-me-up-hardvapour
>>699878520
I hope you are.
>>699878671
Maybe I do. It'll be adorable~
>>699879164
Whoops.
>>699879022
>that joke
Contrarily, I'm very much an instrumental techno kind of guy. I love classical DnB (not this pseudo-dubstep shit), rave and happycore. Also a big fan of ambience, particularly dark ambience.
>>699879256
The happiest, cutest, yellowest of children.
if she's my waifu, shouldn't I only fap to her then? Much like you would with a real waifu shouldn't she be the only one who makes your dick cry? I'd be cheating on her if I fapped to someone else, right?
>asking the real questions around here
>>699878418
Every Mami-san is my love! (Unless Nazrin is here then everyone takes a back seat)(Also it was because of the post above yours :( )
>>699878671
Because mental health is shitty
>>699879351
>dark ambient
You want to talk to Homura about that, I'm not very knowledgeable on the genre at all. I like this album, but I don't think it's dark ambient. Maybe it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpAwrkmzmp0
>>699879749
Picture.
>>699879749
Yeah bro. I mean NOBODY else in this thread has any knowledge about music.
Jesus.
>>699879749
That's Post-Rock.
I just ran across creepy inflation fanart of my waifu and wish to wipe that from my mind
>>699879405
At least a hundred have fapped to her already, i'd call it getting even.
>>699879351
Very! But you don't visit as much....
>>699879560
Oh, you.
>>699879902
Hmm? I just know that Homu is fond of the genre.
>>699879560
:(
>>699879749
Cool stuff. Not dark ambience, but hey.
>>699879958
Welcome to the internet, my boy.
>>699880072
I can change that, if need be.
>>699880072
>>699880164
Two Mami-san's is like being in paradise. Now all I need is Nazrin
Akiko claimed
Still alive though it was a close call
>>699880164
I don't want to force you, though. If you want~
>>699880419
One is paradise, two is pure heaven.
Guys help I feel the heresy is strong. It's making me want to switch to Kasane Teto.
>>699880419
Welcome to fantasy.
>>699880698
Honestly, I'll probably just forget in like two days or so.
>>699880802
Por que no los dos?
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>699880802
How long did we bet for?
>>699880116
Eh.
>>699879749
That's post rock.
>>699880164
https://youtu.be/YDQFJIHxPzY
Here is some shit you might like.
https://youtu.be/EGruOE_pTbk
>>699880802
I'd sooner kill myself than switch waifu, I love her way too much. You'd better think carefully.
Privyet tovarishchi, how is everyone doing?
Also I woke up fucking late god damn
>>699880802
Never understood drill hair, but go for. Switching as quick as you can is your best bet if you're going to do it anyways.
The longer you wait, the more confusing it'll be when you do.
>>699880901
It's okay, I understand. Y hablas Español?
>>699880802
But Mikan/Vigil/Izuru already owns that persona.
>>699880535
Hello Akiko, how are you today?
>>699880802
Everyone shower Rem-chan with maid pictures to keep him strong!
>>699880698
>>699880901
See, united in Mami we stand
>>699881126
I don't understand drill hair either. Mami pulls it off pretty well though
>>699880802
To a vocaloid? Go for it if it feels right though, don't let others disorient you.
here
>>699880905
Now we're talking!
>>699881126
Drills or gtfo
>>699881223
Not at all, I'm just reasonably good at guessing language spellings. A fascination with Latin does that to ya.
>>699881262
IT'S BACK
>>699880901
Because that's worse than heresy.
>>699880903
I will keep claiming Rem, this is just a minor illness.
>>699880978
I'd neck myself.
>>699881126
But that's Heresy. Plus I like Rem more, I don't know shit about Teto.
>>699881230
I don't know who that is but I'll let them keep Teto.
>>699881258
This is helping.
>>699881260
I still have my doubts.
>>699881262
Hey.
>>699881262
Hey S-Mug, how're you?
>>699881430
ouch
>>699881462
morning rem legs feeling good?
>>699881574
just woke up automatic Israeli rifle that is also a cat girl. yourself?
obligatory silica claim
hello.
>>699881258
A saying I stick to!
>>699881430
Oh, okay. I thought you did, good job!
>>699881462
>I don't know shit about Teto.
Then why the hell're ya considerin switchin ta her?
Just shooting for a conversation starter r somethin?
If you like rem more stick with rem. If you like somebody else more switch to them.
You're claiming the girl you like most. The one you consider best. Whatever that means to you.
>>699881258
Yeah, it doesn't look too bad or anything. I just don't understand it. I don't understand my waifu's hair either though, to be fair.
>>699881430
I don't have any Shizuru pics with drills, or i would comply.
Excuse me but what is a waifu?
>>699880802
Guaranteed replies
>>699881258
Hey Alice
Weirdly, I feel a mix between great and terrible. I'm sure I'll get better in time
How are you today Alice?
>>699881644
Same.I normally wake up at somewhere between 6:30 and 7:15 but today I just felt like shit.
>>699881462
Now now, everybody love everybody!
>>699881846
Cheers.
>>699881967
Those eyes!
>claiming yume
>>699881462
WEW. Is Rem ready to get married to me?
>>699881846
I don't know what you mean
>>699881857
I think Shizuru's hair is nice, my hair on the other hand is a crazy mess!
>>699881967
Well, maybe the terrible will go away and only leave you with the great.
I'm not doing too bad, we just started watching Cabin in the Woods in the stream
>>699882046
Hello Yume
>>699882036
Dammit.
>>699882046
>offering
>>699882046
Hello Yume, and hello legs
>>699881960
i dont know. tell me what google is?
>>699882013
i dont know what time it is for you so im not sure how late you woke up. I was about to make some coffee
>>699882036
Purple eyes best eyes. And Akiko's soft round eye shape just make them better
>>699882100
Probably
The reason i feel like this is that I got completely fucked up yesterday. Went ham with the cactus gin. I won't go into juicy details but I ended up having to change my sheets and the garbage bags. On the upside I alsocleaned up the rest of my room, vacuumed and took a shower
>Cabin in the Woods
I loved that movie. It's so purposefully cliché it's great. Enjoy it
>>699882274
Google is a search engine
>>699882274
Wok up about 10 minutes ago m8
Coffee a shit BTW.
>>699881644
Yeah.
>>699881857
I don't know, exactly. Sometimes I see something cute, think a little, actually learn about it, then I would maybe commit heresy.
>>699882036
Why tho?
>>699882100
Maybe
>>699882036
It's been fun talking to you, but I have to go now. Stay cute.
>>699882100
>United in Mami
Always united with her.
You can always change your waifu but you can't change how lame you are.
>>699882397
Love makes the world go round, silly. That and false pretenses of power.
THANK CHRIST FOR WAZERDS
>>699882381
Sounds like you had a... fun night
I found the ending to be exceedingly disappointing
>>699882397
Sounds like a deal to me
>>699882493
Ah, maybe it was the way you said it that sort of threw me off
>>699882546
This is true.
M00t IS WAZERD
>>699882100
Hmm? Alice's hair looks nice. It's a little unruly, but that's expected with that much length.
>>699882397
>Picking a waifu soley because they're cute
Ehhh personally i'd place that higher on the heresy scale than switching.
That's just me though.
WAZERD IS m00t
>>699882390
try using it then
>>699882394
i mean you like what you like
>>699882397
you seem a bit down
>>699882493
I'll do my best. Have a lovely time!
>>699882546
But boy howdy, can you make a scene trying.
>>699882546
you can change yow often you ERP with me
NO MORE WAZERD
>>699882594
I thought it was gravitational poles and orbit
>>699882675
Where's your dress then?
>>699882720
And that's why I'm staying with Rem.
>>699882768
Heresy was contemplated.
KILL ALL WAZERDS
>>699882768
So from what I get from google its like your anime wife?
>>699883033
Yes.
Time to get ready for school!
>>699883033
So from what I get from my brain is you're a terrible troll?
>>699883128
Enjoy.
>>699882868
why is that?
>>699883033
sounds about right.
>>699882100
Who are ya?
>>699882192
Meh/10
>>699882270
what/10
>>699883098
>>699883222
Ok that makes sense
Don't really think I have one of those
>>699883188
No?
![[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tIcqKxK.jpg "[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000.jpg")
>>699883208
I will try to
>>699882868
Well, I'm wearing a cute little red dress
>and another one
>>699882868
For the most part, but that's just what the lizards want us to think.
>>699883033
And you will love her and cherish her and greet each morning with your service to her in mind.
>>699883128
Bye!
>>699883233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhbDt9hCGWs
>>699883336
most people dont limit it to cartoons. as long as its not real people
>>699883330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZF_zPkWbhY
https://youtu.be/JGCsyshUU-A
>>699882675
Yeah. The ending was just kind of shoved into it to close it off. The movie isn't to be taken as seriously as other horror movies.
>>699883330
>3 off
Yumes got great legs
>>699883437
That is a pretty cute dress
>>699883222
I don't know, and checked.
>>699883437
I have not saved enough Rem in wedding dresses.
>but who said maid dresses can't be wedding dresses?
>>699883468
Oh god you're right.
>>699883506
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wqTpHhaKtL8
>>699883330
My name is Alice, how are you today?
>>699883616
Well, I feel like they definitely could have had a more fulfilling ending than that
>>699883687
I only have one with a sort of wedding dress. I would love more!
>>699883687
there has to be some reason
>>699883761
it could go deeper. find a video of the people writing a script.
>>699884038
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-K7dDYnAY
>>699883468
Not yet. Class starts at 9:30
Where the fuck is my backpack?
>>699884202
And it's 8 for you right now, yes? College or high school?
>>699884202
Behind the door?
In any case champs, I'm off. Have a wonderful day, night or in-between. It's 1 AM in upside down land and I'm busy tomorrow.
Ciao!
>>699883676
you could ost some too
>>699883852
hello alice
I am pretty beaten and try to get some rest who about you?
>>699884202
Check your closet.
>>699883468
>>699884393
Why do we have two mamis that arn't the original two mamis we already have.
Other mami still posts i talk to him every day.
>>699883852
I'd like to see more.
>>699884038
A reason beyond heretic
>>699884801
Galil has zero leg pics.
>>699884335
Yes it's 8 and it's college.
>>699884856
You fucking nigger. How did you know?
>>699884393
Behind the closet door. I had to use a flashlight to find it.
>>699885316
no a reason to want to switch. that picture is weird to look at
>>699885307
Something something blonde hair.
>>699885463
that sucks
Saber claim
>Lurk mode because class
>>699885671
>
>>699885610
It's dumb shizuru. I just woke up and maybe i'm crabby. This people claiming the same shit bothers me.
Also confusing as fuck.
It's not a waifu share thread.
