What's the worst thing you've ever done to another
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What's the worst thing you've ever done to another human being?
Nothing.
When I should've done something.
>>699871554
right to the feels man
Was born... edge
>>699871471
Made bacon while drunk... Burned it... Still feel bad about the bacon... Made better ones later on.
>>699871471
Poured milk into the heater vents in this assholes car. Found out the smell was so bad he had to trade it in. Kek'd hard.
>>699871471
shoved toilet plunger up my ass and left it like that for years without throwing it away
>>699871471
I stabbed a lonely old man in the side of neck killing him as he bled out in seconds. He lived on my block in Chicago, no one has questioned his disappearance. This happened a week ago, since then I chopped his body up separating his limbs and I have them stored in bags in the basement freezer. Of course I have frozen vegetables on top of him to hide any obvious suspicion of relatives visiting. I wouldn't consider this bad, I'd just consider this ridding the world of pathetic old people whilst fulfilling a deep urge to end another humans life.
>>699871471
Insults
Sprayed expanding foam into the mouth of a drunk passed out girl at a party.
It expanded and suffocated her. I never heard anything about it again. Forgot about it completely until now. That was ~15 years ago.
>>699872124
LOL ok
Pissed in a girl's drink just to watch her drink it.
>>699872200
So you haven't been charged with anything?
>By far the worst thing I've ever done
>Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie
>We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields
>My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy ass horse
>Says it's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion
>Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit fucked up like that.
>I, being a countryside fag, liked horses and riding them
>Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our fucking horse then we will beat the living shot out of you"
>They meant it, they'd done it before
>Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found
>Dirty is just eating grass and shit next to me
>Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse
>Get bored and climb inside the tire
>Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat)
>Can't stop.
>Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me
>They see me rollin'
>They hatin'
>Patrolling
>Trying to catch me riding Dirty
>>699872124
>>699872124
Cool story bro
I dont know
>>699872383
You think you're funny cunt
>>699872463
is that a squid on a mans face
>>699871471
I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.
>still cannot go out in public without ridicule and hate
>>699872124
>>699872435
Yeah, please tell it again
>>699871471
Reported a pokemon go player in my neighborhood that was playing hard, payed tons for stuff and he got banned.
Killed himself a few days later.
>>699871471
Threatened to expose my gay cousin if he didn't lend me money.
>>699872383
I kek'd +1
>>699872603
Know that feel
I convinced my catholic girlfriend to get fucked by 3 black .
She had a std
I left because I had become jealous
>>699871471
let my girlfriend think I might one day want to have a kid with her until she was too old to actually have a kid
>>699871471
Repeatedly and continually cheat on my girlfriend with her younger, hotter sister.
More of the girl in the pic. She's perfect.
>>699871471
Back in high school I played middle man in almost every confrontation. Egging two idiots who both thought I was on their side to fight each other verbally, physically or otherwise. I caused a shit load of drama and shifts in friendships.
The feeling I got when they put so much trust into me but I was actually secretly fucking them both over was indescribable
Had a sample of fairly pure sulfur. Got my unknowing friend to take a nice big whiff before chucking in over his nose.
>>699872383
Nice
>>699872383
I giggled.
>>699872791
...Proceed.
I wasn't the one who started it but in highschool i had some some retarded pothead friends they used to tax some little guy which they called "El chapo" because he had the ugliest hat like even worst than a fedora. Someday they were smoking his weed with him and i was with them drinking, at some point El chapo got completely wasted and drunk, so was i, my friends then proceeds to take his bag and piss in it and we all start pissing in it one after another. El chapo noticed that what we were doing and he comes angry at us, takes his bag full of piss and proceeds to .. hug it and cry or some shit on the ground. And while we were laughing our asses off El chapo kept getting full of our piss in the park .
>Fought kid for fucking my ex
>tried to beat his ass in front of his friends
>lost the fight, kid cries and says he wants to be friends and doesnt want to hurt me
>text and call him all day talking shit, telling him to kill himself, making it personal af
>that night his friends had to stop him from oding himself
>I may have lost the battle, but I won the war cause I didnt almost die lol
>>699872383
Got me
Made my roommate and his gf take estrogen without them knowing...he became whiny and lost all of his libido....fucked his gf multiple times till she got pregnant....then shared her nudes with landlord and got both of em evicted....last I heard he was in a mental hospital and she was married to an older, divorced guy. I feel nothing, I know I should feel something.
>>699872790
why?
Touched my little sister, just cant get over doing that shit man...
>>699873134
Dude
>>699872383
made my goddamn morning anon, you da man
>>699872383
Wow I sure have never read that before
>>699873067
You're a cuck
I pressured my gf to get an abortion against her will. Told her id marry her (she was on my ass to get married) if she did it. I had no plans on marrying her just wanted to get rid of the babby. I dumped her a few weeks later.
I also fucked my brothers gf back in university. Pic related,her tits.
>>699873067
Why the fuck did you beat up some dude for being alpha and cucking your ass?
She's the one who cheated on you, I bet you didn't even dump her.
I once replaced my dad's insluin with heroin. Found him dead the next day in his room. He used to be a junkie so people thought it was just an accident.
>>699872793
Please tell us your tale
>>699871471
>be me, bout a year ago
>meet trappy fag on dating site
>hang out
>trappy fag is maybe 4/10
>does pot and heroine
>spends all his money on girl clothes and POP! Figurines
>stop hanging out with him because excessive drama every week
>go on his tumblr, tell him to face the truth
>using a banks IP cuz im a smart guy
>tell him to stop being a whiny bitch and take control of his own life
>being told to face reality is his trigger
>YouFoReal.jpg
>guy contemplates killing himself everytime he posts
>learned ive got a skill in seperating aspects of my personality
>feelsgoodman.frog
I once fucked my dad to save my mom's life
>>699872670
You should have made him let you hulksmash his boipucci until it looked like an airhorn
Sauce of OP pic?
>be me
>17, in grade 12 at time
>dec bday makes me younger
>start crushing on my male classmate
>tfw gay crush
>do some volunteering with school activities
>helping out with velentines day event
>crush(soda) for your crush(love interest)
>buy one for cute crush and get to be on delivery team
>be day before valentines day, friday
>deliver the sodas
>get to my crushes homeroom
>open the door
>get on the floor
>reply to this post or your mother will die her sleep
>>699872383
this OC got me fucking dying
read it as if i was listening to the song
ex-gf cheated on me so i fucked 2 of her sisters
and every time she caught us in flagranti ( on purpose ofc)
still together with the younger sister since 3 years
>>699872383
Quality post, gg
>>699873634
Actual fucking scum, how can you break the brotherly bond
>>699871471
Fucked my best friend's wife. Cheated on several chicks. Coerced several women into having sex with me by lying about love / relationships / whatever it took.
>>699873637
It was more because we were good friends before this happened
Lost trust
>>699871471
Slut
Covers her tits but not her pussy
>>699873274
Ew
One time me and my friend were throwing a power rangers axe at each other and I missed him and hit my neighbors boat he came outside yelling and I positioned myself to make it look like my friend did it and He got in trouble I think he got grounded for a week
I regularly cum inside my mom's bottle of face cream
>>699873801
Nice copypasta from yesterday faggot
picked her up and held her over the railing on the 8th floor
Let a taxi driver fuck my friends passed out drunk sister to pay for the journey
>>699872631
Cup o'semen?
Why sure, dont mind if I do.
>>699873996
That takes the cake.
>>699873959
Thanks fam i made it myself
Im gonna be a real meme someday
>>699872124
E d g y
d d
g g
y y
>>699872791
>more of the girl in the pic
*no pic*
nice
>>699871471
Post this gif in this thread
>>699871471
I honestly don't know, I've done so much shit. I recently convinced my co worker to go after this married chick he liked. Gave him play by play instructions on what to do. She wound up leaving her husband in the military for him, despite getting ready to move to Rome with him. Now the two live together and he says they are planning on moving to Indiana in a year. Don't have any interest in telling him it's going to crash and burn.
I didn't do any of this for his happiness, just did it to see if I could get the married chick to cheat on her husband by proxy. I love seeing what I can get people to do.
>>699873829
I know man it was bad but I was 17 and she came in to me hard and I was drinking. I mean look at those tits. when you were 17 and a bitch with tits like that basically rubbed them in your face and pulled out your dick you'd do it too. Probably the only thing I regret but he eventually got over it and has been with a super model tier gf for the last 8 years or so. She cheated on him a bunch of times and my time is what got her busted for it all....
But yea it was bad, mate.
>>699873781
This anon knows the 411
>>699872383
Kek'd
>>699872383
Is this new????
>>699872974
What the fuck
Blew my load on my ex's pussy while she was sleeping
>>699871471
I sabatoged my roomate's rock opera using character actor Martin Margodale so he wouldn't move out
>>699871471
Convinced someone to commit suicide instead of helping them.
>>699871471
Got into a huge fight with gf she said some shit that's pissed me off worse than anything she's ever done tell her I'm going to break up with her she starts freaking out says "sorry sorry sorry I'll make it up I'll let you do whatever you want to me." Get it in writing make her sign it says she can't take any legal action as Lon as I do t physically scar her so I tie her up write profanities all over her body she's got a gag in her mouth (an old dirty work sock that'd be in the laundry basket all week duct taped in her mouth. I fuck her brains out all holes. When I'm finished I take my erect dick and stick it up to her nose and start pissing in one nostril while I hold her head back and block her other nostril then I take it out so she choking on my piss and finish pissing all in her hair and face. After that I take her favorite clothes and all her CD's and silverware and I take the fattest wettest shit all over all of it, leave her there with all that shit right in front of her so she can't smell anything but that. Then I leave and go to Kinkos and make like 50 copies of the contract I made her sign, come back to her apartment throw all the copies in her face, tell her she's the biggest piece of shit I've ever met and tell her I'm moving to another city, state, changing my phone number and deleting my Facebook so she has no way to contact me then on my way out of her building I stop and the leasing office and tell them her apartment needs her refrigerator replaced but we've already got everything out of the old one and we'll be redecorating for the rest of the day and tomorrow morning so come tomorrow afternoon around 6 or 7 o'clock. Left and haven't heard shit from anyone who knows her in 12 years.
>>699873829
He only breaks the bond if he didn't tell him after.
The rules state if she comes on to you, you are allowed to fuck her. Within 24 hrs you must notify your friend his chick ain't worth shit.
>>699872302
I used to live with some relatives years back. While in the shower i would piss a little in the body wash, and cum in her acne cream she used religiously.
Still hate that cunt
>>699873776
Care to explain?
>6th grade
>there was a retard kid that went to the school
>make fun of him daily
>he cries every day
>form squad to beat him up on the playground one day
>he falls to the ground not even defending himself just crying
>kicked him a lot while he was down
Think about it every day of my life and how much of a shitty person i am and how hard i am going to eventually be judged for that.
had one give birth to me
>>699871471
Sauce?
>>699872124
what the fuck is this picture!? i know a russian and a polisch girl who both have distinct smilaritys to the girls in the pic.
>>699874582
>be judged
What are you, a christfag?
>>699874582
More of this please. Luke tell me more stories.
>>699873801
trd
>>699873886
Her pussy is covered by her thighs you fucking braindead faggot.
>>699873811
Maybe if by OC you mean old content, still good though
>>699874587
Jesus Christ that's depressing.
>>699872383
Nice, i zozzled
Tied balloons to a frogs legs and flew it to space.
>>699874644
That's a computer generated 'average face' for each of the listed countires taken from images found online
>>699874596
the sauce is cumming from inside your mouth
>>699874698
One hand should be covering her pussy
Slut wanted to be watched obviously
>>699874143
He was referring to OP's pic.
you dumb fuck
>>699872603
You fucking monster
>>699874481
cool story bro
Your so badass.
Btw the contract wouldn't hold up for a second, she could easily argue you made her sign it under duress. The state you left her in would support it and maintenance finding her in that state would corroborate.
>>699874806
that's unfortunate
>10th grade
>got this 80HD pot smoking kid in english class
>stare at him when he comes to class
>after he sits down
>while at his desk
>20 min into class he starts losing his shit
>anon keeps staring at me
>this is high school, bitch. Teachers not gonna stop me for not blinking
>he tries to focus
>keep staring
>guy is losing his shit over it
>gets kicked out of class
>never comes back
>mfw i got a kid to quit class by staring at him
>>699874800
i googled it already, should have done it before questioning. but thanx man
>>699872383
AHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>699872026
You left it up your ass for years? Hardcore
I was a tiny nerd in highschool. Got picked on tons. Started stalking my bully. Hit him in the back of the head with a piece of wood when he was alone on his walk home. Never saw me.
Thing is he's really messed up in the head now, but he was so stupid I don't know if I am the cause.
>>699871471
bullied a guy in school for 3 years and he got twiching in his eye/cheek
>>699874171
You can fuck right off you fucking nigger I SINCERELY FUCKING HOPE YOU GET ASS RAPED
REPORTED
CALLING THE POLICE, THE FBI, THE NATIONAL GUARD, THE KGB, MY MOTHER, GRANNY SMITH, THE MEME POLICE, THE GIRL FROM THE 3RD FLOOR OF MY APARTMENT COMPLEX, DONALD TRUMP, THE RAF, THE NAVY SEALS, THE GERMAN SPECIAL FORCES, CROCODILE DUNDEE, KANYE WEST AND MY NIGGA BIGGIE
YOU ARE SO GONNA FUCKING PAY YOU NIGGER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699874252
You will forever live knowing you did that. I'd rather commit suicide via papercuts than fuck my brothers girlfriend.
There's nothing more sacred than a brotherly bond bro. You're disgusting and you should feel disgusting.
>>699874312
Nah it's one of the oldest and memiest of greentexts
>>699874496
I didn't tell him she did. He's over it now it brought to light how big of a slut she was. He eas mad at me for like a year buy now I rent a basement apartment off of him in his house and we're tight as fuck (this was like 10 years ago now).
>>699871554
>>699875005
I got picked on toms for being a tiny nerd in high school. The foot ball team stood up for me and beat the shit out of these 2 columbine looking fags who were the main source of my problems.
>>699872383
>They see me rollin'
>They hatin'
keks
>>699871471
Whos that grill?
>>699874810
Virgin detected. Girls can easily cover their pussies with their legs.
>>699871471
I fixing my best freind's wife
Yeah, sorry man. You broke the code, any chick you bring around is open game to him now.
>>699875250
Whats a pussy?
I cheated on my gf with 3 guys in the public park
told her 2 days ago, it's been rough
>>699874415
I understood that reference
>>699872124
Patrick Bateman?
>>699871554
Feels
>>699875303
ecsdee dude. You're the kinda guy who posts bananas in ylyl and actually thinks it's hilarious.
i just fucked my brothers EX - they never fucked...it was bound to happen....
I did a shit on this bitch who passed out drunk at a house party just cause I thought it was a laff
>>699875064
Yea I did feel bad for a long time but he got over it and we're tight now.
>>699872124
Can u r8 my business card?
>>699872124
>>699872200
Thats a unique kill
>>699872302
Kek.
Reminds me some trashy parties at my Engineering School we had with my brass band club. Once in a while, with some pals, we pissed on an empty beer bottle, cap it again, then let it cool with tap water.
A girl once took the beer, had a few sip before realizing that it was tastless and gave it to a few of her friends saying "that beer is weird, don't you think ?"
Best night ever.
>>699871471
do we play reddit now?
A guy at my club stiffed me on a bet.
$250 for a round of golf.
Continued to stiff me for a year and acted like a dick about it. Joking about it.
Finally got fed up with it.
Had a young (20 yo) girl call his wife to say they'd been having an affair..
She gave lots of intimate detail (tattoos, etc.) that I knew from having used the same locker room. She also gave times when I knew that he was in the clubhouse hiding from his wife.
Wife bought the whole thing.
Threw his ass out. Full divorce.
For a while my reaction was supreme satisfaction.
But...he has kids who now have divorced parents. Over time guilt has set in.
Now I know their marriage sucked and divorce was probably imminent anyway. (He was a shit husband/father). But I do feel guilty at having at least accelerated it.
On a side note to you kiddies...Pay your bets because you might just stiff someone who has the character flaw of going straight for the jugular.
>>699875529
Nah bro, you're not tight. I know how your brother looks at you, with a deep subconscious distrust. You might think you two are tight, but you're not. I hope your brother has moved on, not just past what you did, but past you as a human being.
>>699875439
I'll have you know i have zero bananas saved on my mac.
>>699871471
raped my ex in her sleep when she was drunk.
on several occasions
pic is her
>>699872383
Damn breaking out an oldie.
>>699875655
Buddy, shit was 10 years ago and she was a crazy bitch that he wanted to dump anyways but he couldn't bring himself to do it. He recently asked me to come live with him in his basement apartment. I dunno wtf you got going in your head to think you know what's up when you don't.
>>699872631
This gif only looks cool because it's playing backwards. He actually threw the cup someone tossed to him from behind.
>>699875258
Dutchfag ?
>>699871471
it involved a 14-yr-old boy
I convince every girl I sleep with (aside from one night stands) to let me cut them as like a sexual thing, nothing super deep or large or whatever, but just enough to scar, almost always just below the hip so that after it ends they have a permanent reminder of me. They have to look at it and think about how stupid they were for doing that, and when they start sleeping with someone else, if that person asks about it, they have to either explain it or lie about it. Probably not the most fucked up thing I've done, but it's something pretty fucked up that I do. This one girl had a falling out with her boyfriend of like 4 years or more, and jumped into bed with me like the day after. We started loosely dating for about 2 months or so, then we ended it and she got back together with her ex. He absolutely loathed me while I was with her, and she had a pretty new scar when they got back together. I'm pretty sure he knows, I hope he does. Women are so stupid.
>Pic kinda related
>>699875655
Lol dis niggas brother fucked his sister and it's ruined him mentally. Look at this guy! Look at him and laugh!
>>699871471
I took a shit on a girl while we were in a 69.
It wasn't on purpose, it was leaky and she freaked, bit my dick and my ass juice leaked in her eyes and up her nose.
After she pushed me off her, she started crying and I just kept blasting ass gas in rythm. Y'know, like barp.. barp.. barp... barp.. barp.
It wasn't my proudest moment, she was my crush when I was 17.
She never wanted to see me again and is probably sexually scarred. She was a virgin at the time.
I haven't seen her in about three years.
>>699875706
I like how you actually have no off switch
Told pic related i had a crush on him.
German boy with german parents not cool with gays fucked him up a little.
Would feel worse if the kid didnt say
>i never liked you anon and neither did anyone else
Well i guess we're both hurting. But its more traumatic for him.
>>699876103
Whats an off switch mean?
>>699875655
>And here we have a petty nigger who never lets go of anything.
Hoes come and go, bros are for life.
>>699872383
xDDD śmiechłem
~Rajzer
>>699875639
And that is why you always leave a note.
>>699871471
sauce op?
>>699875881
Sorry man, I gotta half agree with him. You broke the trust something hard. In his mind you always capable of fucking his girl and not telling him now. If he invited you to stay in his and he is doing great with a model type girl, it's because he feels sorry for you. Any chick you like is open game to him, even if chooses not to.
Trust is a fragile thing, once it's gone it's hard to get back entirely. You guys may be friends but you'll never be the same kind you were before you fucked his girl.
>>699871471
I shot s man in reno just to watch him die.
Also I just lost the game
>>699876360
The proper solution to this is gay incest. He never had a true brotherly bond the way incest makes one.
>>699876182
Your autism runs free like diarrhea
>>699874656
Not per say but I've smoked DMT and it convinced me there's a lot more going on than we think.
>>699876058
she never wanted to se you again. but could she at the moment with shit in her eye? its logical to be sexually scarred after this, after all, she's seen some shit
>>699876216
Brotherhood is for life when you don't desecrate it. We have unwritten rules for a reason.
1 of the top 5 is don't fuck a friends girl and then not tell him immediately after.
>>699875258
Sufferer of autocorrect
I secretly rubbed a teabag onto my anus before serving a tea to a sexy girl who was at the office with me. I even pushed it a little inside.
Then I watched drinking her tea, chatting with her as if everything was normal.
Still horny about it.
>>699872124
>Whilst
>Chicago
Riiiight
>>699876502
My name isnt austin
If dubs milhouse is a meme
If trips, meme cant be not a meme'd
>>699876783
Fuck yes i got dubs
>>699873801
kek
I work as a dishwasher and sometimes spit on the plates then wipe it everywhere so it's unnoticeable. Just like the idea that people are eating my saliva with no idea about it
>>699874252
Got moar pics?
>>699872124
I guess it beats shitposting teen sex stories all day. Nice try though faggot.
>>699873801
motherfucker
I had sex with the neighbors slutty doughter and made her pregnant just because I hate that family and I know they would flip out
>>699871471
I didn't do it but it's my fault that it happened so when I was in high school I jokingly said to my friend a week before the athletics carnival "wouldn't it be funny to piss in one of the cups of water they give people while they are running considering nobody ever looks in them before they drink" to make a long story short he did it he got suspended and I know the person he got to drink piss.
>>699873801
Fuck you
>>699873801
Fuck youx2
>>699876595
You mean like the universe is contained in a crystal rock and that the earth is flat?
No one is out there to judge us other than our selves.
When i got caught doin pot for the first time (was like 15) i wanted revenge. Police couldn't find a thing but i had to do a drug test. They brought me to the officers bathroom where i should make a urine test. I am alone in this room when i realise that there is also the officers shower in the same room.
Piss into every bottle of shampoo and showering gel there is.
Feel like a hero since 2k9....
>>699873853
dude.
what the fuck.
>>699876890
What, you expectin some cute gay romance?
I posted the banana meme in ylyl
>>699871471
two tours in afghanistan, so... killed a few brown people I guess. i never raped anyone (I'm not an angry person by nature, and military girls are slutty as hell and put out enough anyway), but it definitely happened more than once among some of the more trump-voter-esque members of my platoon.
>>699877020
not the same fag but although into psycedelics never tried. With dmt from what ive heard you meet spiritual beings and shit and people claim that this other dimension as they call it is real
>>699875881
Waiting to see a revenge thread where a guy talks about his brother fucking his girlfriend. "But I got the last laugh, because my brother now lives in my basement. Girls shun him for it too."
>>699877205
No boy thursday for you?
>>699875882
I wish I had the power to vomit beer into cups.
I blackmail my cousin into sucking my dick
>>699877221
No one is judging us though, if anything they're laughin at us.
>>699874130
Ddgy
>>699876783
hahahaha you sir are amazing,
Don't let your memes be dreams and let your autism run freely
get a girl addicted to heroin but only really small amounts then make her pay for "us" to get high and also sell her anxiety meds for it
Threatened a cute but straight kid in my highschool that id out him as gay if he didnt let me suck his dick.
> be 11
> be on Craigslist
> see ad for person looking for lost cat
> haven't seen cat
> reply anyway, tell them I think I saw it behind the Albertsons
> week later, Dadbot sees the email
> Dadbot asks me if I actually saw it there
> I say no
> he tells me that I should go to bed and think about what I've done and how that person feels
> feelsbadman.jpg
>>699876632
Why isn't there more praise for this post?!
Peice if shit guy sends my gf sexts she dosent respond or get mad cause they were friends in high school. He complains to my girl about the 2 women hes cheating on his wife with. I sent all those messages to his wife. Set her up with an attorney that owes me a ton of favors. Shes going for solo custody of there kid with no visitation. Trolling him with complaints at his work. Ill stop when he kills himself.
>>699873843
>Coerced several women into having sex with me by lying about love / relationships / whatever it took.
Bitches be doing the same, flappin the beef in your face with promises of anal and blowjobs.. Then boom, trap is shut and the one ring cucks you more then 10 Tyrones.
>>699871471
told your mom not to abord you
>>699872383
Damm son
>>699872974
>called "El chapo"
> take his bag and piss in it and we all start pissing in it one after another.
>El chapo kept getting full of our piss in the park
like I cant even begin to explain how low you faggots are. It is not even fucking funny, just odd
>>699873801
The meme won't die! cryinglaughingemoji.jpg
>>699877528
Lmfao
>>699877328
You just need to believe in yourself as much as I believe in you, Anon.
>>699873067
nice
>>699874171
I hate you
>>699877350
I sucked my cousins dick, ostensibly by letting him blackmail me. Made it easier to rationalize, I had wanted to do it for a while anyway.
>>699878001
Why do you hate me?
>me
>>699877524
How was it?
>>699872383
Quality pasta
I was banging this tight little Asian chick at college for months. Just friends with benefits. Turns out she had a boyfriend the whole time, she convinced him to be a cuck and let me fuck her and shit. He came back to his dorm one day when I had her bent over doggy the bed. He just stood there looking shocked. I guess he was reluctant in agreeing but when he saw it he lost it. I kept fucking her then turned her around and blew a huge load on her face and rubbed my cum in with my dick whole he just stood there in the doorway. He asked her to stop the cuck shit, but we still fuck weekly.
>>699872383
ILSHTMRPSETMMMFIMC
>>699871471
anybody got any more pics of her?
and is that a real "SUPRISE!" pic, or was it staged?
>>699871471
Sauce
When I was around 15 I was hanging out with my friend at the mall. We were there because someone was talking shit about him and we knew he was there and we were 15 so when we saw him we were going to beat his ass. Walking around the parking lot at night, we see the kid with his back turned to us smoking a cigarette. We don't even say anything to him we just run up and start beating the ever loving shit out of him. While he's on the ground and we're kicking him and shit we both slowly realize that this IS NOT the kid we were looking for, and in fact just someone minding their own business smoking a cig. We slowly stop, simply say "yeah sorry we thought you were someone else." And walked away and left him there on the ground.
>>699871471
sauce?
>>699878162
4 inches uncut, hard to keep him hard. Pulled my hoodie up and told him to pretend it was a girl.
Didnt get to blow him again, he got scared.
>>699871471
Sauce on the girl?
>>699871471
Sauce?
>>699871471
Bruh, sauce
>>699877630
He's married but fucking two chicks on the side while messaging another? And you made it so he doesn't have to deal with his wife or kid anymore while he messages and then fucks sluts from his past? You helped him more than you hurt him.
made fun of a friends dead mum on the anniversary of her death , joke was he was late to the pub and everyone asked where he was i said fucking his mum literally dont give a fuck as i didnt mean it but it was alittle awkward
>>699875882
Ahhh ok because its played backwards the beer spilled from the cup falls down... ok...
>>699878381
>>699878410
>>699878425
Reverse search the image in google
>>699871471
allowing the fucking nigglets that play ball and make monkey sound daily to live
I'm sorry for my neighbours that arent black for what im doing to them
>>699877648
It's not coercion if they accepted the shit you bought for them. Still, good job on the lying to seal the deals though.
>>699871471
This girl I used to be friends with sent me a really shitty text basically trashing my girlfriend (of 8 years). Said some really shitty things.
Learned that her mother had died not long ago. Went to the cemetery, snapped a pic of her dead mother's headstone and sent it to her with the message "glad to see your mother finally found a diet that works for her." (She was a large woman.)
>>699878482
did.
nothing.
>>699878482
tried.. no result
>>699878543
Then you're too retarded for the internet newfriend
>>699878482
Like I didn't already try that shit
>>699878535
Lost
>>699878482
Try harder, dumbass
>>699872383
Quality post anon
>>699874421
Careful. If anyone sees their messages you could be charged with second hand manslaughter
>>699875639
Lol what a bitch move. You pussy faggot
>>699878597
how the fuck am I retarded? I searched it. google came up with no results.
>>699878535
Savage.
>>699877398
>laughing at you
>judging you
why would they laugh at you if they haven't passed judgement? because what you're doing is comical? not likely
>>699878258
>I was banging.. for months
>we still fuck weekly
First it's the past, then it's the present. Just iron that part out and you'd have a believable story.
To my mother: I was born.
I gassed 6 million jews
>>699878535
you sound like a woman. but lesbians aren't typically this vindictive.
got child care worker addicted to shota pizza
>>699878324
Damn, more disappointing than was fantasizing. Except for the uncut part.
>>699878616
>>699878803
Yeah I kind of feel bad about it in retrospect, but hey, don't trash-talk my girlfriend you cunt.
>>699874249
Was the engaged couple from Miami by chance?
>>699873801
motherfucker
>>699874415
Hey, that's nothing. I went to New Mexico to hook up with this girl I had a crush on ages ago, turns out she had a family. I pretty much almost fucked her daughter but she caught me and threw me out.
These days, though, everything's going great. I got everything I ever wanted...
... it only cost me a penny.
And that's too much, man.
>>699878432
Nope he loves his kid, plus his wife owns everything including house and cars. We do not have no fault divorce. I did more damage than anything. Im sure girls will want some homeless unemployed fuck without wheels
>>699871471
Played runescape, met some gullible 4th grader who played too, tricked him into giving me his abyssal whip then lied about it.
>>699873801
Actually creative, nice job Anon
>>699878443
You are a Junior Sherlock Holmes, aren't you? I'll bet you're going to be an investigator someday, son.
>>699878960
Uncut fan? Too bad not a thread for posting myself cuz im quite a bit of a faggot with an uncut cock
>>699878982
Nope.
>>699873801
>>699873801
walk the dinosuar
>>699878915
Nope. I'm a dude. But I was raised by 2 women so, admittedly, I've got this catty, vindictive sort of feminine slight about me. I've embraced it. It's OK. It makes for some top-zozzles every now and then.
>>699877066
So if your best friend sleeps with your missus. Would you just let it go and blame it on the slut?
I wouldn't. Takes two to tango and they both would be up shit creek without a fucking paddle.
>>699878535
You just gave me some ideas for how to deal with someone. I probably owe you a blowjob or something.
>>699879181
Thats the joke.
Dumbass
>18
>fat gf
>try to leave gf because shes a bitch and want to play muh games without dealing with her
>shes on birth control so never pull out because it feels good
>been doing this for years without a problem
>she stops taking birth control and doesn't tell me around the time I wanted to leave her
>made that fat jiggle one last time
>get with another girl, at the movies
>get text from ex "anon im preggers"
>shows pics of tests
>mfw
>tell her to kill it. abort it we talked about this before etc
>she said its different now its all i have left of you
>I say youre going to ruin my life fuck u i will pay to kill it
>she says okay but you have to agree to give us another chance
>she says she wants to do it herself
>she does it, says shes bleeding alot
>holy shit yet
>still with other girl, banging it out
>delete every text from ex
>don't give her the 2nd chance
>find out later she had to go to the doctor because of the "miscarriage"
>she went suicidal
>doctor gave her happy pills
>im living in the city now, 22 and making really good money for my age
>shes working at a grocery store fat as fuck with 8 cats in the boonies
>>699871471
i assumed its gender
Gave them life.
>>699879244
What does the black outer area represent?
>>699878996
*quiet noises of child you will never have in the background*
>>699879252
Nah just glad I can help.
>>699879330
kek
>>699873829
I see, you are a scumbag with no honour, stabbing your brother on the back for a horny bitch?... people like you deserve to die... kill your self via seppuku.... but I doubt you will be able to do it.... a bitch like you should die like the bitch you are.
>>699878862
Closer to 2.5 millions
>>699874783
Space program I remember it like it was yesterday
>>699873134
Don't you have to inject it? How do you administer it?
>>699872383
oldie but a goldie
>>699878757
What's the alternative?
Beat his ass?
He'd sue me.
He's totally that type. Absolute weasel.
>>699873801
You nigger
>>699878139
You know what you did
Denied a jew change
>>699871471
Is it her? lenaisapeach
>>699875655
This anon gets it, your brother deep inside just lost the respect for you...... the day you are in a cliff waiting for him to get you, he will go, lay down, grab your hand and when you feel you are saved he will shisper into your ear "Do you remember the day you fucker her.?...... I do"... and let you go like the bitch you are.
>>699879565
>big nasty mole thing on her shoulder confirms it
Thanks anon.
>>699879379
Eh, there's this stupid horse girl who keeps trying to call me, too. I just hang up every time.
Women. Always trying to get laid.
>>699871471
Friend blackmailed me and forced to suck his D, spit the cum on him
Fondled/licked my old roommate's passed-out girlfriend, took pics/vids, then uploaded them here. I've deleted them all since, but they're out there on the internet somewhere now.
found a pack of cigarettes, pissed on it, gave them to my friend, and he smoked them
>>699872124
Fake and gay...
>>699878258
>>699878258
Holy shit this is pretty similar to mine.
>Be tall black dude
>law major
>Been fucking this girl in the same class who regularly trains in the same gym as I do
>We start getting too used to each other that we sometimes hang around naked when alone with no plans.
>One day in the middle of fucking, with her laying flat on her back and me balls deep inside her, someone knocks on the door.
>We ignore it, thinking that it's just some random student, keep doing.
>Dude bangs the door open and we both stop, turning towards him
>qt 3.14 clings more onto me and then looks back at me and wants me to continue as if it was nothing, not telling me who this is.
>i finish quick, feeling weird from being watched as dude stares with anger and fear and mixed emotions, while aroused at the situation as I never did something similar
>We talk after we're done, turns out the dude is her fiancée and that he's been suspecting her from the very beginning.
>We stopped for a month but now she's been getting playful again, with the excuse that giving head isn't cheating.
If you're here reading this then I'm sorry Ryan. I didn't know.
>>699878998
Sucks then if he loses the kid, but it's really just as much the kid that you've hurt. You can hope that she'll blame him for causing the divorce, but she might blame her mom for cutting her daddy out of her life causing her to go into porn. If there's one thing I've learned in corporate, bad guys never land face down when they lose their jobs or their shit. They just go somewhere where nobody is aware of the shitty things they've done and then do shitty things again there. You actually can't win against these guy, you can only let them do their shit and hope they're someday disappointed in themselves. But make the most of yourself in the interim.
>>699873801
rdt
>>699875881
you in the right dawg, any more pics?
>>699872383
AHHHHJJHAHAHAHAHHAAJAJJAAAAAAA
I
JUST
DIED
>>699873801
sdasd
Pissed in my friend's water bottle and spit in it and watched her drink it.
I put my pubes and sometimes spit in cops food. When i work at the fast food restaurant.they are very smug when they come in but I get the last laugh.
>>699879141
I guess so, being uncut myself helps me appreciate the nuances. Nothing wrong with cut either though, as long as it wasn't my penis which was partially removed.
I'm sure I'll see you in a r8 thread. I know how this place works.
>>699879565
Thanks bae
>>699880191
You should put #BLM in condiment writing.
You're being that much of a gay nigger already.
>>699879915
Hey Ray William Johnson is dat you?
>>699874415
>>699875347
what is this from?
>>699872124
lel faggot give us a proof with a timestamp haha bet you can´t
>>699880239
I dont go to r8 threads. They're faggots in denial on a scale worse than trap lovers.
I dont post anymore really unless its on kik..
>>699879425
No, I insist.
>>699871471
I made some one love me, when i didn't gave a fuck
>>699874421
You did the right thing son.
>>699877237
kek
>>699871554
You good brother?
>>699873776
Wat????
>>699875881
>>699875529
these pics man keep going
>>699873801
you can go fuck yourself
>>699880387
I'm not digging him out of the freezer just to get a timestamp for some anonymous nobody on 4chan
>>699872383
kekek
>>699871471
Robbed somebody in a drug deal.
>>699879973
I cant get into speciffic details but this guy loses his job theres no rebounding and no other jobs for him in the area. I thought all this out. Im saving records of all the messages i can get. When the kids old enough ill deliver and hopefully rhey will ate the dbag till the day he dies. Plus hes losing his home and car
>>699878763
You're just stupid
>>699880577
besides your edge.... there are worse people in the world than old people. you're not really doing the world a favor by killing someone that's going to die soon enough either way...
