Alright fuckers let's play
I'm at Walmart, 69 picks something I buy, 28 picks what do with it
Rules
>no an hero
>nothing I will "probably" get arrested for
>5 dollar max
Trips increases budget by 5, to max of 20
Leggo
Buy knife slash someones tire
>>699836376
Buy toothbrush
Stick in pooper
buy sharpie put in pooper
Buy some charcoal briquettes
buy straws, insert in pooper
buy old spice deodorant, take a bite, post
>Baguette
>Pooper
>>699836376
buy a barbie doll/girl doll
won't get you arrested but you can't show your face there again
>>699836376
leggo my fucking eggo, nigger
banana, must look into the cashiers eyes to give away your intent
>>699837312
oh and up pooper
Tampons, for your vagina.
Plunger and KY
Frozen coloring book and condoms.
Buy lighter fluid
Pour it on someone's car in parking lot
OP here smoking waiting for the gets will deliver
Also good ideas so far I am not disappoint son
>>699837603
this and light it on fire
Ear dildos (q-tips) insert in piss hole
>>699837726
ROLLING
69 - childrens underwear
28 - cover it in jizz and then return it
>>699837205
Roll
Buy some more Cigarettes
Condoms and some frozen waffles
buy a box of fruity pebbles and a gallon of milk. use your driver side floor as your bowl. dump the entire box and gallon. eat it all with a fork.
buy a rope
>>699837702
OP again will change rules 69 pretty 28 gets pick and or decides what to do
>>699837889
buy cigarettes and eat them
>>699838015
rolling for this holy jesus
>>699838029
69 or 28*
Also proof
>>699838015
Roll
69 - a bag of m&ms
28 - stick it up your ass
>>699838015
rollin pls
a gift card from olive garden
buy some bagels and put dick in hole
buy soap
Buy air horn and lock yourself in your trunk... good luck
>>699836376
This thread sucks.
Go here >>699838240
Sage.
Mac and cheese and some mustard
>>699836376
>buy oil
>drive at least 50MPH in the highway
>dump all of it on roads
>yell out the windows im going to get their first you fucks.
>>699838556
OP here, I drive a truck so the trunk is the bed so technically not that bad
A pizza roll and eat it
Get super glue and glue your change to the counter.
buy a pack of eggs and cook on engine
aluminum foil and drain-o
put foil in drain-o and cap. run.
>>699838015
Please
>>699838015
this has to happen
Black licorice and glue.
You are to glue the licorice on as your eyebrows.
>>699838643
rerolling
>>699839033
my dubs should count no?
Sex toy
>>699839072
you must do it op
buy catnip, condoms and lube. As you are getting your receipt look the cashier in the eye and say "I'm getting some pussy tonight!"
>>699839019
rolling for this
as much cheap ramen as 5 dollars will get you. take a bath in it
>>699839072
>>699839128
I want to but gotta be a 28 or 69 roll
>>699839228
you called it upon your self OP!
Girl underwear. Return it with skidmark
>>699839033
>>699839072
>>699839128
Fuck off samefag
>>699839228
Hmmm
>>699839164
Roll
>>699838015
this would be great
buy a thong and give the cashier a dirty grin
>>699838015
I cant roll much more
>>699839296
FUCK OFF SAMEFAG FROM ALL THE POSTS. WHY YOU MUST ALWAYS SHIT ON EVERYONE
>>699839228
OP accidentally rolled for this, will deliver!!
Will also deliver for a 69 in a surprise double feature, since I rolled it myself!!
Going in to buy soon
>>699838789
Kek
>>699839539
/b/ is actually just one person
>>699838341
Roll
>>699838015
Roll
icyhot, head on apply directly to the forehead.
>>699839616
you are a beautiful op. we need more posters like you.
>>699839669
Oh shit
>>699838789
reroll
another winrar er nu?
>>699839669
YAAAASSSSSS
>>699839669
YESSSSSSSSS
>>699839777
WOAHHHHHH TRIPS BABY!!
>>699839714
Icy hot. Apply to balls, anus, forehead
But condoms and whilst in store, put condom over head covering nose and blow up condom through your nose like a balloon. Or buy rubber gloves and attempt the same.
>>699839669
You fuckers rolled the one I didn't want
Alright going in will buy
>gallon of milk
>fruity pebbles
>oil
Will deliver pics and vids
Fuck you people, but a promise is a promise
>>699839669
get your screenshots ready, boys
>>699836376
Quart of oil. Pour on bathroom floor infront if door. Turn the lights out
Get toothpaste, creampie belly button
>>699839652
so does that mean all the traps, steam , loli, boipussi, furries, and shit posting is from a single person.
can, can that one person just be me? talking to my self conscious parts?
>>699839992
youre the best op. you're doing god's work here.
>>699839992
OP is going to actually accomplish something in his life.
>>699836376
Buy a steam 20 gift card
>>699839992
inb4 op causes a pileup
Op wont deliver. Never has, never will.
>>699837205
Rolling
>>699839992
pls dont a pussi bitch op
>>699837205
Rerollll
A drill, and an arrow. To do? See video: http://absolutehell.net/cattle-decapitation-forced-gender-reassignment-music-video/
Don't let us down op
In Walmart getting oil then fucking cereal
Thanks guys
>>699840290
He's got $5 for it. A quart of oil will be empty in no time and won't make anything slide on the road. This isn't Mario kart.
>>699837702
>Not specials blends
>100s same price
>>699840572
I need the shorts I don't get long smoke breaks
I've never tried special will next time
Also got oil, I upped the budget cuz trips and also cuz b needs all the help it can get
If I were OP I'd be grabbing a brand new rubber floor mat
Buy a hammer and smash a car window
>>699840824
a floor mat cant save him from this
>>699840461
>We have breaking News Tonight at 12
>A 30 Year old man just buying oil and a late night breakfast cereal at Wal-Mart does the most Bizarre thing you will see. Tonight at 12
Trips
>>699840994
I guess it does say floor, which means her can't have a floor mat
>>699840793
are you going to live stream? this is going to be good.
>>699836376
A cucumber.
Up your arse.
>>699841233
Can't phone is too shit
Also got the goods
If dubs you have to pull your truck to the front of the lot with your driver's side towards the store before having floorboard breakfast
>>699841409
Lol family size
guy here that originally posted about the fruity pebbles. i appreciate the show of support. will be greatly dissapointed if OP doesnt deliver.
>>699841428
he got 28... op pls?
>>699841409
Is that milk gluten free
>>699841666
satanic trips must obey
>>699841666
Satan trips commands it!
>>699841666
Listen OP
LISTEN TO THE SATANIC TRIPS
but does OP have a fork on hand
>>699841783
I hate when my milk is made of wheat
>>699840793
Should got 30 weight but you'll be fine, smok cigrits
>>699841654
been lurking for the get. come on op dont dissapoint
>>699841879
He's at Walmart, I'm sure he can find a fork
Dam OP Good Luck
>>699841974
Is that fork gluten free
>>699841666
Satan command that i'll be on the screenshot
>>699842077
dunno but its rich in iron
>>699842077
Kek
>>699842077
Is your dick gluten free?
>>699842196
Only biannually
OPs Walmart must be like the one near me. One cashier and 20 people in line
>>699842196
Got a yeast infection after toasted bagel and fucked it
>>699842488
Oh damn.
Goods are got
Going across to mcfucks to get a fork, will report in
And also
>>699841666
Satanic trips command I hate you all
>>699842673
god speed, op
>>699842673
bump
If trips swap oil and milk
>>699842673
Ask mcfucks if the fork is gluten free
>>699842939
Again
>>699843019
you don't make the rules
is someone screenshotting this shit
Can someone html this thread?
>>699843060
Get fucked
>>699842673
best of luck, you beautiful man
>>699843081
please. archive this shit.
>>699843123
>>699843060
I'll fuck both of you with my gluten free dildo
Bumping GOOD LUCK ANON WE LOVE YOU!
>>699843328
That'd be okay but I actually require gluten
I haven't seen a good thread like this where OP delivered in a long while.
And for that, you're alright in my book, OP. The fact that this shit is fucking funny only adds to that.
Will deliver soon, smoking one more for obvious reasons and waiting on rain
How do document this /b/rothers
bump
>>699843478
If rain doesn't give I will still deliver have no fear
>>699843478
Record and make webm or just send pics as you go.
I got the screen shots done fags
>>699843478
what the fuck is that
>>699843493
jesus christ that's an impressive cumshot
>>699843623
thank you
>>699843623
Thanks man I'm on a phone its hard to derrrr
>>699840490
If you put oil on a road that's flat enough you may slip
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>>699843640
>>699843478
?????
>>699843623
post em home boy
OP you also gotta pull up the main doors and do it infront of everyone there
>>699837205
Roll
>>699836376
Buy a can of coke and shove it up your ass in the restroom...
This is a+ shit
>>699843771
Windshield Shark watches you eat off the floor
>>699836376
Buy biggest zucchini and lube.
Tell cashier u plan on inserting it into your anus.
Ask if they wanna watch.
>>699843824
Too late for that fucker it's cereal time
>>699841783
Please tell me this is bait or your a little retarded
>>699843748
Gud
Op here. Fuck you guys. Im going to eat cereal then going to bed.
>>699843478
snapchat story it?
OP won't deliver
>>699841783
>>699843748
windshield shark is a new meme
>>699844020
Yeah, I don't think any of us will do anything stupid to you over snapchat if you actually deliver
But glue, get a quarter, and glue the quarter to the ground in a slightly secluded isle of the Wal-Mart and watch
>>699844189
im not OP im saying for OP to give his snapchat and he just uploads pics and vids much easier than doing the shit chanfor4chan app or safari and plus i don't think any of us will dox him since we all wanna see him deliver
It is indeed a windshield shark
>>699844030
Looks that way
>>699844020
We need webms or YouTube videos or anything permanent. Unless op saves and uploads his snaps
i just want to see the rainbow colored soggy mess on your floorboard. thats all the proof i need. maybe a before and after picture of how much you actually consumed
Also shit pic of floor for reference it's filthy
>>699844344
Idk, he could create a new account for just this
Op is baiting faggits. He's waiting for 404 time!
>>699836376
This thread is hilarious. Thanks for being a cool guy, op. And giving me a good needed laugh.
>>699844445
Flash is your friend. Also damn almost quints
>>699844558
We're at 200, shut up faggot.
>>699844445
OP make a snapchat account so we can add you and you just upload the shit on there that way you
>don't need to fuck around on the 4chan app (it's a pain in the ass)
>no video conversion to .webm needed
>much much easier
I'm waiting
Waiting one more smoke on rain then rain or no will do cereal oil to follow, I have shit tires so may spin out
If 404 will new thread
>>699844558
Wrong guy. Sorry, meant for the 404 nigger.
>>699844614
you shut the fuck op clown
Godspeed, OP
>>699844614
Go fuck yourself.
>>699844666
Whelp. Satanic trips twice in the same thread. I'm forced to listen I guess.
>>699844663
Oh, alright.
buy a sweet bb gun. gotta have a scope.
>>699844656
make snapchat account and use the story feature to keep up updated when you do the cereal shit (so we have video proof)
Buy a Barbie doll, tampons, condoms, and a rope (since you have cigarettes, I assume you have lighter), go outside, tie a noose and tighten it around the Barbie's neck. Tie one tampon around each ankle of the doll. Put the condom around its head and burn it until the lube of the condom turns a deep black. Now hang the Barbie doll off the ledge, take a few pictures, and leave it (P.S. for the extra mile you can get some chalk and put a pentagram underneathe the abomination)
If OP does snapchat is there a way to save? i dont have snapchat
>>699844960
OP could save as he records on snap. All we could do is screenshot
lets make a group chat on kik that way itll be easier to save vids
Don't die OP
>>699844960
Yes. Through third party apps
>>699844960
I can save videos from snapchat stories (i think) so i can convert and upload if needed
Just 5 more smokes.
>>699844834
Making snap will post, will do this and count on you guys to webm for those that don't have
>>699845095
you can save snaps if you have as friend and gets permission
>>699845187
But they find out that you saved.
Just me on auto pilot I guess.
>>699845140
We'll need timestamp with the account name to make sure its not a faggot looking for followers
OP -
Youtube Live Stream that shit. Someone capture it. I don't want vertical potato video.
>>699845140
im jailbroke so i can basically do whatever i want snapchat i believe i can save videos (never done it though)
>>699845361
and make sure you get windshield shark in there too
>>699836376
buy raw chicken eat it all and die
Is OP gonna be a faggit?
Still waiting op
>>699836376
Buy gun or some weapon.
Kill Leafy
>>699845731
same
OP just make a dumb snapchat account (one you don't want) fake email but legit phone number
OP is kill. as fruity pebble man i am dissapoint
>>699836376
buy bengay
rub on balls
Brofessor45 is snap cereal is imminent
OP died.
Fruity Pebbles not gluten free
fucking sadness, op wont deliver :(
>>699845972
Rip, he has to add all of us
>>699845992
Been here for about a year. Still don't get that
>>699845972
good
One post closer to death go to bed michael
>>699845972
for once OP was not a faggot
>>699846197
just tap a bunch of +add buttons and stories last for 24hrs
OP WILL DELIVER
>>699845972
>>699846197
OP here hoping someone will make webm as I post, if not I will save and make webm after I'll take care of my /b/rothers
OP here, I got arrested for going to
>>699846277
fuck you skelly
I forgot, what does he have to do again? Pour fruity pebbles in his driver side floor, and pour oil out his window or something?
>>699846277
Don't get your bones all rattled
>>699845972
firing up itools and the converter better be worth my time
>>699845972
Your a banana whats norm to get?
>>699836376
buy a pack of five gum and chew it.
ty for the add
'' Go To Hell '' sonnuva bitch.
Fuck now I need to download snapchat
>>699845972
Add me OP
Mine is Dick Richard
Already added you
ops gone
>>699839164
God damn, roll
OP give us a minute to download the shitty app
He just replied go to hell. he's not delivering.
>>699836376
What kind of car red-lines at 4,000 RPM??
>>699846887
this
>>699847040
He keeps blaming the rain. There may still be a chance
>>699846887
>>699847040
His story says "soon fellas"
OP said he'll post vids since the rain is clearing up i think the 'go to hell' is because he's pissed since he has to eat car floor cereal
i can save the videos and upload them as webm's i got my tools up and ready
He posted on his story, go to hell you morons. Because he's actually gonna follow through. He just told me he's about to deliver.
Op better not disappoint
>>699847116
please do, my dude
for those without snapchat or don't wanna download it im gonna post everything OP post on his story to keep you all updated
OP has a nice shark
>>699846410
don't get all excited yet, he just took a picture of himself buying fruit loops, milk, and motor oil.
HE DOIN' IT BOI
>>699847370
fuck you they're fruity pebbles
IT BEGINS
>>699847277
You're doing the lords work
>>699847370
shit rarely goes right here. let me have this.
where can i get one of OPs sharks
Holy shit my sides
He did it
PICS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE SC???
thats aaa lot of milk
Someone post this shit my dudes
OP is doing it rn
Buy icy hot and rub it on your balls
>>699847610
the absolute madman
OP is the fucking man right now.
My fucking sides.jpg
Oh fuck he actually parked up front with the drivers side facing the store
lol op is delivering
>>699847610
HE DELIVERIN NIGGERS FUCKIN FINALLY
OPWASAPRETTYCOOLGUY.jpeg
Gonna be shitty when his 5 minute of fame gets 404'd unless it goes down in "best of 4chan Threads"
>>699847610
IT'S HAPPENING
ahw man did i miss it i was just about to download snap chat
OM NOM NOM
OM NOM NOM
>>699840111
trips confirm
HES FUCKING EATING IT GUYS btw include me in the screencap
jeezus yes
what a fucking loser
>>699847910
He still has the oil
OM NOM FUCKING NOM
OP IS BEST
you can still download snapchat and see it its on his story
>>699847910
someones gonna upload the videos, doughnut worry
>>699847910
It stays on his story for a while, go ahead. You'll be able to watch it all
fuck 'audio streams not allowed' hang on ill try to fix it ill update you and yes he's delivering
go here to see the videos
4chan is being a fag with webm and drive link
https://goo DOT gl/P Dg2 LS
He fucking delivered holy shit
>>699847610
kek. fuck yes. good thread is good
Still waiting on the oil op but nice job
where's the oil?
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>Dont include me in the screen cap
OP count how many people watched your story!!!!!!
>>699848169
Dude he's got a family size box of fruity pebbles to eat before we get to oil
Silent Lamb delivers
>>699848129
GO HERE FOR THE VIDEOS AND STORY PICTURES 4CHAN WAS BEING A FAGGOT AND WOULDN'T LET ME UPLOAD THE WEBM's NOR THE DRIVE LINK SO IT's SHORTENED REMOVE THE SPACES AND ADD THE DOT
>>699848129
link doesn't work for me
>>699848329
>https://goo DOT gl/P Dg2 LS
that brings me to roblox lol
Aight almost threw up will finish eating after oil
>>699848433
i was just about to say 'go here for 9000 robux' i hope you dont have a roblox account bc if you do your shit just got stolen on it (presumably)
>>699848433
>>699848398
idiots you have to remove the spaces between the letters and replace the DOT with a .
Op did it. Op actually did it. Savage.
>Also gagging.
>>699848398
>>699848433
Works fine for me
>>699848433
remove the spaces and add the dot