Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699824974
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
>Bun claimed
Miho claim
>>699836216
I'm a faggot, and I'm right back at it
>>699836102
Do you want to be groped? Cause that's what you finna get
>>699836146
Wheres my whip
Claimed.
Miho claimed
Goodnight everyone
>no life needs sleep too
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here
>>699836450
Claimed
>>699836411
Idk, where'd you leave it after last time?
>>699836481
Hello Juvia!
>>699836450
Might as well claim two waifus and start roleplaying right here.
>>699836568
>>699836052 (Yuno)
Simple math is simple.
>>699836622
>>699836613
let's go a step further and erp.
>>699836714
>>699835517
Gunny always say "easy day". Running hurts but it feels good too weird enough. I wanna be in the 5:30 average like the football players
>>699835586
Oh you
>>699835774
Only mine~<3
>>699835910
There there, miho
>>699835928
Never seen either
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>699836805
>>699834833
It's okay.. tomorrow will be better! I hope..
>>699835517
Nooo... Come on... please??
>>699836896
Claimed
>>699836834
> <3 zzzz
>>699836991
>>699836612
Ah well, a little knife play won't hurt rite?
>>699836670
Eh.. math was never my forte.. I was in some special ed thing program to help me graduate in highschool
>>699836834
>Seriously hurry up and tame her goddamnit i dunno how long I can keep up this tough guy act!
Good night
>>699836834
Good night Smuggy!
>>699837040
Who here likes Bishop Briggs?
I remember when it was BISHØP
>>699837071
Oh god, please not! I still have scars from last time, just grab the rope and use some hot wax
>>699837071
Use a stylus from a drawing compass
They're pretty sharp
Saber claim
>>699835744
Oh thought that conversation was going somewhere else~
Raven claimed
>>699836968
Here's to hoping the best for ya
>sleepy smug
>>699837214
That's not fun! I like to lick your blood off my knife!
>>699837329
Really? I was thinking more of a scalpel
>>699836834
>easy day
All a state of mind. That's a good goal to reach, should be doable. Night Smug, sleep well.
>>699836968
3 is the latest, maybe 3:30.
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>699837527
I accidentally stabbed my arm in art school and it went deep. I mean DEEP. And they're pencil size and can scrape metal
>>699837527
Okay, but only for a little bit! AND DON'T CUT TOO DEEP! I hate having scabs..
>>699836216
Claimed
>>699837718
OOOOOOO I need one of those!
>>699837780
AWW YEAH, Licking yuuki's blood is fun!
>>699837927
Step up your game, nigga
>>699837948
You know...I'm starting to think you might be a psychotic murderer......I'm watching you!
>>699837668
Goodnight beautiful.
>>699838472
W-What?!? Why would you think that??!?
>>699836216
This thread sucks.
Go here >>699838240
Sage.
>>699838478
>elitists complimenting other elitists
Hey where's my "beautiful"!?
Work was pretty damn good.
>>699837536
You're gonna say no to your little Nico? :(
I just realized i have had no food all day..
Back from the store. I believe i was promised chocolate?
>>699838711
>Not having friends so people who do are elitists
Ok.
>stellar claim
>>699838621
Like, I walk into your room, you have a lot of knives and weapons...there's dried blood on your clothes and knives, you passed up hot wax and ropes in favor of knives and wanting to lick my blood..
Maybe I'm looking too far into this
>>699839003
Hey Amatsu
>Drunk?
Im still around
>>699838986
>implying Ruri and Kyouko aren't elitisy
Kay
>>699839003
Discount Megumeme
>>699839114
They aren't. They have a clique they prefer to interact with. That's human nature, not elitism.
Hell it's not even HUMAN nature. Basically all life tends to form in groups and out groups.
>>699839085
Hey Saber
>you fucking know it
>>699839114
Some anon
Real spicy claim, no trollerino
![Kirino [292].png](https://i.imgur.com/UWxNNze.jpg "Kirino [292].png")
>>699838711
>implying you're beautiful
>>699839054
Yes! You're just being silly!
>Just don't look in the basement and push the dust SAO lightnovel that reveals a room with a severed beast head, a sawblade and blood-soaked trenchcoat
>>699839092
Oh goodie!
>>699839524
Kirino is an ugly cunt
>>699838986
I think you forgot a picture, Shizuru.
>>699839564
>>699839634
I did.
Was distracted putting things away.
Chocolate?
>>699839114
Hey beautiful~~~ <3
>>699839647
>>699839634
>
>>699837437
>>699839440
Kek my favorite drunkard
>>699839440
Bacon
>>699839802
>>699839766
Did you say... chocolate?
>>699839827
Pretty sword lady
>>699839888
>>699839595
Well, if you say so! I'll let it go...FOR NOW!!
>>699840100
>Koto Claimed
>>699840168
>>699839827
kek thanks~
How are you doing?
>>699840259
>>699840467
Good playing some MGSV right now you?
>>699839766
>>699839910
Yes. Say "Ahh".
>>699839827
>Tfw No swords.
>>699840467
I want to fuck you!
>>699840828
Wut
>>699839910
Crispy bacon
>>699840126
OKAY so hot wax then???
>>699840828
I wasn't expecting that!
>>699840828
Aaaaahh...
>>699840965
Cute swimsuit lady
>>699841000
>checked
YES PLEASE! I'll go grab the lighter for yo-
*brushes dust on the SAO light novel, sees dungeon*
Yuno...mind explaining all of THIS?!?
hi everyone!
Mine
>>699841373
W-W--What dungeon??
Th-Th-There's no.. dungeon...
>Why did you unveal it, we were doing so good...
>>699840686
Was playing OW for like 5 hours while getting drunk
Will be here and be on youtube now
>>699840838
Uhhhh
Thanks?
>>699841668
Damn, now I feel bad!
>we can forget that part? do we keep going lol?
I got me some french cries.
Now I just need someone to provide the salt.
>>699840965
Laura uses guns and canons, not swords.
>>699841292
What, would you want some cake instead?
>>699841299
>Proceeds to stick chocolate-covered finger into your mouth.
>>699841527
>Using Apple.
Shino please, Windows is way better.
>>699842199
>French tears.
Tears already have sodium in them, Spike.
>>699842362
That's not a problem~
>>699842362
Dont fuck with my joke
>>699841953
>*Visions of foulblood*
>>699842362
>I lick it sensually, savouring the chocolate taste
>>699838883
Not no, just a compromise. You should probably get something to eat then.
>>699839003
Boss, how goes?
>>699842517
P-please Yuno! W-we can forget I saw anything! We can go to bedroom?! I-I have the wax ready?!
>>699842362
I uh.. Ehm.. I'll pass.
>>699843174
>Snaps out of it
Hm? What? Oh, YUUKKIII!! <3
>>699843025
>Best idol
Heya Tsunato, I'm fine. Just bred I guess
What about you?
>>699842475
Well, the occasional knife, but nothing too serious.
>>699842498
Is it too late to try the joke again?
>>699842994
>Takes finger out of your mouth, questioning as to why that felt good.
>>699843273
Then what do you want?
How goes it waifus
>claim
>>699836465
>>699836331
Samefagging so hard
>>699843582
That's it! Come to the bed sweetie! Here's the rope, I'm ready!~
>>699843627
Well something to hide under, frankly.
>>699843627
M-More chocolate?
>I look at you with puppy dog eyes
>>699843687
Heyo friendo
>>699843687
Little meh, need a new battery for my car remote
Shame I just bought Moka's rosario keychain for it
>>699843898
Rope? What are we doing??
>>699843687
Hey there you pasty fuck.
>>699843985
Tie me up! Pour the wax on me!
>>699843627
I'LL GET MY OWN DAMN SALT
>>699843627
You can still parry with a knife
>>699843687
Pretty good how bout you Moka
>>699843983
>Not doing this with Tohsaka
What would your shipmate say? :^)
>>699844106
WHOA WHOA WHOA, what's with the sudden kinky stuff??
>>699843983
Ayy lmao
>>699843985
If i didnt hate keychains i would have bought that
>>699844019
How are you 3d trash
>>699844199
Watchin trigun badlands rumble in the stream
>>699844251
>Trigun
Dubbed?
>>699844251
It's moka's rosario so only true animufags will reconize it, others will think its just some cross
>2016
>going for 4s instead of 5s
>>699844041
Hello, Chen.
>>699844229
Well, I thought we were going to the bedroom! What do you want to do?
>>699844199
Ooh, great idea! Thanks Saber!
>>699844463
Hello, Shizuru.
>>699844481
I have no idea what's going on! Wait why am I holding this knife?
>>699844442
>post when it says 38 thinking I'm going to be 10 over
>get 42
I guess everyone is saving their energy for the 700M GET.
>>699843983
Yes, more chocolate.
>Proceeds to give you the cake Shizuru declined.
>>699843978
Did I do something to scare you?
>>699844131
Damn, I'm sorry, calm down, Spike. Here, take whatever salt I have left.
>Proceeds to give you all of my salt.
>>699844199
>Using a normal knife while inside an IS.
Yeah, I don't think that'd work.
>>699844752
In normal combat it would. I assume you know at least basic cqc
>>699844752
I said I'll get my own fucking salt!
Ruining my jokes again.
AGAIN
Granted they're shitty jokes but fuck you alright now my fries are WAY oversalted and I don't want them anymore
>>699844392
Yes
>>699844396
Where did u find that one at
I only seen the one that was chibi inner moka
>>699844752
Cake! :3
>Nom
>>699843625
>Cute pic.
Eh just a dull night huh? Nice to hear though. Fine as well, taking it easy until I fall asleep.
>>699844708
Do you wanna do some knife play Yuno? I'll let you have some fun with it if you want
>>699844752
Yes
>Scared of lewd sometimes
>>699843025
I'm too busy with studying and music.. but my tummy hurts.. and hey you can't just throw in compromises..
>>699844941
There was a table, in the middle of dealer's I think towards the left from when you walk in, the counter has a shitload of those mini plushies and then next to that is a wall of keychains, has a stand of pokemon shit
>>699845013
Ooo! Don't mind if I do!
Pupper claim!
I'm cold.
>>699844857
Of course Laura would know cqc.
>>699844918
For fucks sake, I'll go and make you a new batch of fries if it makes you feel any better.
>>699844942
>Stands back in shock at how fast the cake is consumed.
>>699845213
>Scared of lewds.
Then get under the table.
I have come to an epiphany. Standing in the shower level shit.
My body hair is fucked.
>>699845343
Mmmmm...Yuno..that stings!!
>I love that face of yuno's btw
>>699845508
Heyo Mizore! Life treating you well?
>>699845588
>burp
All done!
>>699845588
Then there's no issue~
>>699845588
wawawawawa...
>>699845343
I know what your talking about now
I dont like plushes so i didn't give that stand a shot
I should have looked i actually would have bought that then
>>699845738
>Life treating you well.
>life treating you life.
<Life well you life
><lifelife life life well life.
Meh.
>>699845508
U wot
>>699845715
Ahh, blood so sweet, it sings to me!
>Excited yuno is best yuno
>>699845971
I think I got the last one.. unless they restocked
I know I bought the last asuna one
>>699845941
>pats head
>>699846028
Uhh... what?
>sorry, I just got a headache from that
>>699845971
>>699845971
>>699845971
>>699845971
DID SOMEONE SAY STAND?????
>>699844963
It was entertaining, right now it isn't..
That's good to hear man~
I'll go sleep now, enjoy your night
Can't sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Vl9SxtnJY
>>699846137
Nou
>>699846307
Yeah it's going.
>>699846137
>giggle
There you go, saying that kind of stuff again
>>699846420
Hello. Are you still crazy?
>>699846543
Yes, but not the reason I can't sleep tonight. Just can't because stuff I guess.
>>699846137
Lucky
I got the last box set of cromartie highschool
Not that anyone was looking for it
Im still glad i got it
>>699846360
Wrong kind of stand
>>699845738
Well excuse you, young lady. Would you like a drink to wash that down?
>>699845822
There was never an issue.
>>699845941
Calm yourself, Shizuru. There's no need to panic.
>Gives you a long, comforting hug.
>>699846028
English, Mizore, do you speak it?
>>699846474
nooo u
>>699846523
I can't help it~
>>699846691
Huff gasoline until you pass out. Don't be a pussy.
>>699846882
That doesn't seem advisable Mavis.
>>699846781
S-shall we go a bit further?
