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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>699810700
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post boats
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Calamity-masu'd
>>699816833
Fast as fuck boi
>>699815690
>the smuggiest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4obWMN3zuKQ
Present
<nycor> still here claiming kuro
>>699816924
Fuck this took so long to upload I ended up 4th
>>699816886
Still love that pic's style
have a slightly uncanney valley Rin pic
>>699816550
Yeah!
>Theres also a little bit of pink too~
Well, I'm gonna watch Black Lagoon with my new housemate.
>He's gonna love it, he hasn't been introduced to anime yet, it'll be his first.
Replies will be delayed~
Saber claim chibi edition
>>699816924
Not as fast as Kyouko
QoTT: If Saitama punched Superman, what would happen?
>Koto Claimed
>>699817049
Why yes, it's a nice pic.
>have a slightly uncanney valley Rin pic
That's also pretty nice.
Best
60th MIRAI NIKKI WATCH
>>699817034
Quality waifu among the highest quality
>>699817100
Superman would am kill
>>699817100
It'd be a stupid cross-universe question.
>>699817100
You'd gain maximum density and collapse into a black hole because how much of a neckbeard you are. (hint: density has two interpretations here; dumb, and fat)
>claimed
>>699816442
Wew, some of those are nice. Yeah, apparently she's unpopular with the online art community
>>699816605
Xenomorph anything is terrifying
>>699817301
180th Mirai Nikki watch
>>699816992
>the fastest
>>69981676
>shiro
Ew dude cut that ingrown fam. School doesn't sound all that bad
>>699816798
>SAO sword gril
You and i both. Boss wants to build a wall in the gym... its really funny
>>699817069
Mmm. I'll take your word amd try a sample. What topping pairs with it well?
Lol dragging someome to the underworld? Have fun!~
>>699817100
It depends on the punch
>>699815619
Huh?
>>699815956
My body is amazingly strong, I've actually never broken a single bone before!
>It wouldn't change that much around here if I were gone, actually.
>>699816174
Hi cutie, I'll be home soon! Gettin. The bike towed to my dads.
>>699816778(Rin)
>Always looking for a shorter or two~
Wew anon
>>699816809(smug)
You know exactly what you smug sonuvabitch
>>699817218
>>699817049
Uncanny Valley?
>Meant to reply to those in my previous post
>>699817389
You piece of shit, I'm going to surpass you
>>699817307
>>699817328
thanks for playing along
>>699817350
Anything alien is a bit terrifying
>Other Rem is gone, praise be
>>699817392
How do? School is pretty bleh for me, to many people in my god damn business. Hopefully that was just because I was a freshman last year.
Still here
>>699817301
Jesus calm down man!
>>699817392
A wall...like a climbing wall?
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>699817100
Comic book and manga magic
>>699817535
<nycor> yuno is that u
>>699817392
No idea, I usually eat my ice cream without toppings.
>Penny~
>It Begins.
>>699817350
Yeah, sadly. Every girl needs more art love. Makes me wish I could draw
>>699817515
What can I say, I like breaking hearts~
Uncanny Valley, kinda means a piece of art or whatnot that tries to be realistic, and its not quite realistic enough, but your brain finishes the realism for you, so in the end, it just looks ... off
>>699816550 (Shinoa)
Who else would we know that gets so many (You)'s by simply showing up?
>>699816560 (Saber)
>Gold.
Is that your favorite color or something?
>>699817646
Imageswap much?
QoTT: How do Vampires shave if they can't see themselves in the mirror?
>>699817646
THERE'S NO STOPPING ME
>Dat thumbnail
>>699817721
I am OG/Destiny Yuno
>>699817742
>>699817796
Jesus, what happened with that picture? That's the one I use to claim and it's never done that...?
>>699817832
Very carefully
Miho claimed
>>699817852
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY YUUKI??
>>699817832
They don't. And you shouldn't need a mirror, you should know your facial structure at least somewhat.
>>699817100
Kryptonite involved?Soup am kill
Kryptonite not involved? Soup am live.
>>699817485
It would for me, I like you.
>>699817515
Uncanny valley is when something (like a robot) looks very human but you can tell it isn't. The human brain is scared by this and makes you freak it a little.
>>699817640
Fight them bitch niggas.
>>699817832
They dont grow beards, they're too gay for it.
>>699817864
4chan does that sometimes. Some nigga out there that posted that pic got your thumbnail, lol
>>699817832
With great care.
>sad claim because I live in a nation of fools
>>699817957
IS THIS REAL LIFE??
>>699817852
<nycor> I wonder if u same anon from 2 days ago, I talked to u mizore and tomoko
>>699818104
IS THIS JUST FANTASY??
>>699817392
the fastest smug?
>>699817977
It's a nigger school, I'd rather not get fucking jumped by six people.
>>699818106
I'm practically here everyday
If I had mentioned the following:
Destiny
Dark Souls
Rewatching mirai nikki
Dr Pepper
OR
Pizza, then its me
I'm going to go to sleep, good night /waifu/
>>699818104
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT IN A LANDSIDE
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
>>699818244
Goodnight.
>>699817773
I know what the uncanny valley is but that image was the closest image I had saved of it.
>What can I say I like breaking hearts~
Kek...fuck
>>699817796
>Gold
No blue is my favorite gold is my second
>>699817977
Read above
>>699818244
Night Alice
>>699818205
IT CAN'T BE, IT CAN'T BE RIGHT
>>699816886
T-minus one hour until a thing.
>>699818223
Carry a big fucking knife.
>>699818413
Mizore, help my sads.
>>699818341
Oh my bad, and yeah now that I look at it, the face is weird
>>699818227
<nycor> ahg I cant remember, well time to become an hero
>dr pepper
>>699818413
If I get quads can you post cucumber in anus
>>699818413
Mh?
>>699818223
Do they have metal detectors?
>>699818486
><nycof>
What is this autism?
>>699817977
Eh? But I've hardly done anything to leave an impression on you!
>>699818413
<nycor> hi mizore I was wondering when I would see u
>>699818486
Godspeed
>You would think I would waifu Makise since I love dr pepper like water
>>699817515
Im an innocent smug! Surely ive done no wicked things to anyone and plan on doing no such anytime soon!
>
>>699817640
I use nail clippers, strength and file. It'll be fine homie
>>699817646
Nice thumbnail lmao. A wall that separates one room and another
>>699817746
Really?
>okay~~
>>699817796
Plenty of other anons like, maki, iowa, nico, renge, prinz, and many others my dude
>>699817832
That's a good question. I honestly think they others to do hard to reach places but mostly do it themselves
>>699818209
Impossible!
>>699818244
Night
>>699818223
Get a glock 23 and fire a 223 out of it.
>>699818626
<nycor> my alias, so people know who their talking to
>>699818804
DONT DO THIS
IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
>>699818758
> <3
>>699818482
Don't be sad, get glad!
>>699818558
Mhmm.
>>699818742
>Pantsu flash.
Nice way to say hello.
>>699818482
>>699818609
>>699818804
That doesn't seem advisable. Most kids are intimidated by my size from what I've equated, so as long I'm not starting shit I should be well off.
>>699818758
I'm clueless as to where my nail clippers are.
>>699818980
Uhm, what?
>>699818804
Don't do this, its how you lose a hand.
>>699818711
I just like you, you're nice and cool.
>>699818980
But I live in a nation ruled by people who hate my darling Jiisore! I CAN'T HAVE MY RAIFU.
>>699819002
I said carry, not use.
>>699819076
So Glocknade isn't just a meme?
>>699818758
Ye, I don't know what happened haha. Really weirded out. Interesting, any reason he wants the wall or..?
>>699819219
Again, doesn't seem advisable.
>>699819076
Nah it'll work, it just won't extract the bullet, the bullet will wobble like a motherfucker, and naturally the shell casing will get stuck in that bitch.
>But it'll work in a sense.
>>699819002
Rape them to assert your dominance.
>>699819219
Can't get a collectors permit? Or get your raifu as a paperweight and then put in a firing pin.
>>699819075
It's a thing I'm gunna do.
>>699819486
Is it something I should be interested in?
>>699819076
Well, I try not to get on people's bad side.
>>699819467
That seems advisable.
>>699819579
Possibly.
https://youtu.be/pot2rSmnswA
btw, where's c.c. been?
>>699819798
1 hour tho...
I kinda wanted to go to sleep early.
>>699819467
DON'T DO THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
>>699818967
<3
>>699819002
Bathrooms?
>>699819244
He say the extra dead space if for shelves for other stuff he has gym related but i believe that he wants to make gym great again lol
>>699819814
Last i saw him was a month ago. Im wondering the same with holstaur anon
>Unnoticed
/k/ has been absolutely fucking savage lately holy shit
>Galil
>>699819814
>where's c.c. been
He pays us a visit every few days or so, he'll come around again.
>>699818758
>IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>699819916
It's nothing to crazy. Just gunnaa climb somewhere high and take pictures.
>>699820071
Sorry miho
>>699818341
>Blue favorite, Gold second favorite.
This better be a coincidence.
>>699818758
True.
>>699820014
Nope. Could I get rid of it with a pointy thing, such as a screwdriver?
>>699820071
Fucking kill yourself
Aight guys, what the fuck do you do in these types of threads? Just wonderin'
>>699820234
Oh.
Interesting, I'll wait I guess.
>>699820207
Someone actually drew that?
Goddmanit I forgot to add one detail to my commissoned Yuno picture
>>699820305
Put sand in you pocket.
Throw sand at them while saying "CHA CHA CHA POCKET SAND"
Or bottle Mustard Gas and gas them niggers
>>699820321
Post the waifus on earth. Especially Jacob sartorious
>>699820321
We just talk and shit mainly.
>>699819486
I'm not even bothering to get something like that, and I think trying to fix a deac would be damn impossible. Maybe I can buy another gun in a similar caliber and dress it up in her clothes.
>>699820321
Read the rules, silly nigger.
>>699820239
Hello
>>699820321
Talk, about everything.
Flirt, randomly.
Insult others, for no reason.
It's like a general forun, where we have a commonality of the enjoyment of 2d, from cartoons to videogames.
>>699820321
Circlejerk.
>>699820077
Holy fucking shit
I was just lurking but shit killed me
>>699820456
>shopped
I think I'm going to go to sleep, may lurk for another 30 minutes or so though.
>>699819961
Hey Cutie. I wanna make some mustard gas with you~
>>699820014
Yo, Smugs!
>>699820525
What are you trying to get specifically?
>>699820672
Jesus christ thats a good shop
>>699820813
For senpai to notice me.
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed.
>>699820504
Damn, I should keep pocket sand.
>>699820776
Well we'll need some Ammonia and Bleach
>>699820196
>put china man face here
How are you tonight?
>>699820207
That's a great edit dude
>>699820259
See? Anyways how are you doing?
>>699820305
Thats a bad idea dude
>>699820321
Talk really
>>699820546
Doing finer than usual i hope?
>>699820776
Yo pretty boy!
>>699820518
>>699820525
>>699820520
>>699820565
>>699820641
Sounds neat, I might join at some point. Thanks!
>>699820846
>i know a guy
>>699821015
>smug face
>>699821015
Yea, now that I think about it, that doesn't seem like it'd go well at all.
>>699820946
Yo
>>699820909
Have you tried showing them your bits?>>699820990
Godamnitthatsnotmustardgasreeeeeeeee
>It's chloramine.
>>699821015
I'm alright. probably going to bed real soon. How about you?
>thats a fucking adorable gif
>>699821015
Im completely fucked. I need $450 by tomorrow...
>>699821299
fuck
Even though all I did was lurk this thread I'm still goodnight
>Stay classy waifu
Goodnight
>Tsun yun
>>699821015
I'm out and about on another Pokémon hunt.
>>699821300
For what?
>>699820946
>best
sorry mate, that title belongs to Rin~
>>699821300
Jerk some dudes off for money.
>CASH FIRST. Always cash first.
>>699821447
Goodnight.
>>699820259
>This better be a coincidence
Wierder things have happened
>>699821300
Fuck, suck and swallow some dudes in the parking lot.
>>699821238
This is a running joke that's not slowing down heh.
What's good my man?
>>699821536
>Rin
Literally who. I mean she looks cute, would need to know more about her.
>>699821136
Oh you know that's a turn on for me
>>699821188
Gotta find it soon dude. Or that ingrown will fuck your toe up
>>699821299
>>699821376
Same really. Gonna chill for 2 hours then head to bed
>
>thanks and thats an adorable pic
>>699821300
Aw dude... :/
>>699821447
Goodnight
>>699821469
Ooooooh nice. Whats your level?
>>699821536
Kotori is spelt incorrectly
>>699821801
Why would it? :^)
Nothing much but weeb shows now my dude. What up with you?
>>699821801
One of the Cinderella girls, basically the head of the triad and other 3 girl idol groups, among other things
>>699821979
Smug a cheeky
>>699821979
>
well im off. Goodnight everyone
Penny is gonna bail!
>My friend is enjoying Black Lagoon.
>Revy is his favourite.
>>699822337
Forgot image.
>>699821979
Hello me
>>699821979
Im just fucked......
>>699822481
I'll Fuck you four 450$
>>699822481
>ignored me
What do you need the money for?
>>699822176
First maki called me that, then makoto and maybe now you. Weird enough that all 3 are idols
>>699822318
Super cute! Night emi!
>>699822337
>>699822386
Take care
>>699822434
Hello alt shinoa
>>699822481
Got anything to sell dude?
>>699822553
>
>>699821581
Like what?
>>699821979
Sadly only level 11. Strange given my job as a contractor, going to and from places constantly.
>Team Mystic is where it's at.
>>699822692
>team mystic
>not team rocket
The heresy is real
>>699822650
Someone else calls other people cheeky? Hmm, well maybe its just a vibe you give off. Idols are pretty good at detecting that kinda stuff, after all~
Its an innate talent
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFX-rdil-08
>>699820990
Can't I just assert my dominance over you like I did Mizore~?
>>699821015
How goes?
>>699822650
Trying selling my laptop. I know a pawn shop wont give me shit. Other then that i have nothing to sell worth alot of money.
>>699821979
I'm too exploitable I guess :^)
Sounds like fun, what are you watching? Just trying to relax, started classes again, tired as fuck. Doesn't help I jumped back into running as well.
>>699822115
>head of the triad
Thinking of the actually Triads, unless that's the case kek. She has credible claim to fame, cool. The best in your eyes I guess though.
Claimed.
>>699822956
lol nah, Its the name of a 3 person idol group
>>699822942
FOR DUCKS SAKE MIHO STOP BEING A CUNT AND TELL ME WHY YOU NEED 450 DOLLARS.
>>699822650
> <3
>>699822692
Like team Instinct is the biggest group in my city
>But seriously no I'm suprised we share favorite colors
>>699823139
It's bound to be personal.
>>699823139
Bills nigga. My account is about to be locked.
>>699822692
Almost lv10 here
I work at a warehouse/gym place. Nothing where i work but a nearby pokestop:/
>valor cause i like fire pokemon
>>699822825
Yup lol. Do i? I see that. You idols and your singing, dancing and costumes
>>699822857
Night
>>699822900
Its going normal as usual and watching weeb shows and such
>>699822942
Dammit :/ maybe you can ask to borrow?
>>699822956
Possibly:^)
Danmanchi. Hestia a qt. Hope you fixed that circadian cycle dude. My classes dont start til the 29th. Running as in for school or just as exercise?
>>699823153
>
>shinoa
>>699823296
Shit man why you gotta be so secret?
Would you be able to pay me back in a week?
>>699823685
Nope.
>>699823706
No. I cant even afford gas. Most people already know here.
>>699823685
Aye, we tend to do that, sometimes
>>699823685
You and your Weeb. Whatcha watchin?
>Filename unrelated.
>>699822788
>Thinking I was ever a part of Team Rocket.
>Thinking Teams Mystic, Instinct, and Valor have anything to do with the evil teams.
Team Magma shall reign supreme!
>>699823206
But what's you team tho?
>>699823685
Well traveling with Pokémon Go has it's benefits.
>>699822825
That's a good costume
>Saber still playing league
>>699824075
Why not?
>>699824149
Sometimes hmm?
>>699824159
Oh my~
>
>>699824298
Danmachi. Hestia a qt and what's with the white hair, red eyes pair in every anime?
>>699824354
Lucky :/
>>699824471
Why thank you. I dread the day I might ever have a daughter. I'd dress her up in all kinds of Rin's idol outfits
>>699824711
Yeah, here and there and whatnot
>>699824711
Cause my family hates me.
>>699822900
Huh?
We can make a Pipebomb instead. If you want
>But there's a chance of premature detonation~
>>699824354
I don't really play Pokemon Go but my brother is in instinct
>>699824075
>Telegram me.
>Mizore
What happened to hand-kun?
