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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>699805726
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post boats
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ymPrV-02M
>>699810420
Destiny grind! Pizza on the way
You??
>>699810651
You're silly
>popping my quads cherry
>>699810290
Can't argue with that logic. Wish I had a tail though
>>699810293
What kind of game are you into?
>>699810592
Why can't cuties like this exist IRL
>>699810651
Rabbit's are pretty cool animals
>claiming
still here
Calamity-masu'd
Claiming Rem-rin
What happened to the Yuno-fag? I didn't have a chance to keep talking to them because i went to take a shower
Here for the moment, leaving for a bit
>>699810651
The first one! I haven't beaten it yet and I really want to git gud at it.
>>699810823
Jealous! I want pizza. I had tacos for dinner
>using leftover ground beef
>Best fox waiting for a 17gb update to download
>>699810857
Tails are nice
>>699810016
I just like the Egyptian theme really, if there was a lizard folk, but IN SPAAAAAAACE!, I would have played that
>>699810070
Legend if the Galactic Heroes
>>699810238
See ya soon
>>699810308
Well, in the Uplift series the other orders of life are fucking great. From living ideas in hyperspace, to organisms that require quantum states to work their metabolism, to beings of energy living in the event horizons of black holes
>>699810414
Do you have a telegram or what not?
>But you can arm nearly all of them with flamers or meltas
>And they are actually nice to the civilians
>>699810571
Angry marines are pretty good
>>699810757
Huh? You mean the pocket dimensional tech they enjoy?
Doll claimed.
>>699809895 Waifu Machine
>Hitchhikers
My negro
>>699809999 Alice
Quads confirm people need to accept flat chested anime cuties.
>>699810290 Fox Mom
Wal-mart? Got any good stories?
Like the automotive section or a different place entirely?
>>699810293 Emi
Pretty tired but that's what beds for. You?
>>699810592 Rin
More like a blossoming idol.
Penny Claim~
>>699810651
Oh yea, any game with friends is great
>My friends don't like playing it with me any more because I main Brynn and Scarlet and I kick ass.
>>699810757
I fuckin love Dawn Of War, get like, 4 dreadnoughts, none can stop you.
>I wanna get that one mod where you can basically build a horrific massive army.
>But I'm lazy as shit.
Looks like I missed an entire thread, but whatever.
>Frozen Yogurt ftw.
>>699810447
Sorry I keep missing your posts because of the spam
>Kek you're doing gods work penny
I used to do this with friends bring our USB drives and play Pokemon all day
>>699810651
>God butt.
Gimme!
Baby makes you hnnngg? You get embarrassed?
>So cute
Don't hide it man you're a qt with a nice ass and youre mine now
>>699810651
Hi Ruby! How are you?
>>699811061
Get fucked nigga!
>>FoxGun
My engines doing some really weird shit, and I'm pretty sure if I try to ride it anywhere, the engine's going to blow up.
>>699809836 #
Very true.
>>699809949 #
>Wew
Why?
>>699809962 #
So get some food m8
>>699810016 #
Space Marines a best.
>>699810045 #
Yeah but you can trap them a star or something.
>>699810142 #
What happened?
>>699810571 #
What's up NIGGA
Fine I retract my statement.
And not right now, maybe in the later hours yes.
>>699809981
How are you on this fine evening that I at least am having?
>>699809999
I do like loli. But I like it to fap to not to watch ya know?
Or is that just in general?
>>699810039
You can at least post relevant hair though right?
>>699810142
Ouch. Starting to feel like you shouldn't have come
Claim
>>699811098
Auto section there, for now
Some lady got hit by a car, but that's not too saucy
>>699811255
If it ain't the best AK variant, hell even better than the AK themselves. Whats up nigga?
>Nice Dubz
Angry Marine Claim!
>>699810830
Are your feet sore? Let the doctor look.
>>699811087
I actually do. But Space Wolves are cool because they're basically /k/ in space.
>constantly drunk
>born with a deficit in giveable fucks
>guns, duh
>the kind of people willing to bayonet charge the Orks
>>699811255
Yes it is.
>>699810857
any kinda of. mostly the major ones like mmo's, fps, rpgs
>>699810951
>>699811034
uh oh
>>699811098
Also pretty tired. might go to bed early today. I dont want to work tomorrow though. :C
>>699811034
Sanchito? Have you returned?
>>699811255
Waiting for the pizza guy to bring his ass over here
>>699811284
This has some pink in it, but other than that, I refuse to download images of other fictional females, regardless of hair color/loli/whatever. Unless it's a comedic image.
>>699810830
Your boots are mine
>>699811087
Didn't you know that we are living in a black hole right now. It's just that it is distorting time making the 2 seconds we have to live seem like centuries.
>>699810951
Rem baby, you're back!
>maid
>>699811063
Tails make every anime girl better
>especially lolis
>>699811098
This is something we can all get behind, and in front of
>>699811241
Welcome back cutie
>>699811284
Clothed is acceptable, anything more(or rather less) is a no no
>>699811411
Age of Empires 2 is a pretty fun game to waste some time on
>>699811415
Who
>>699811325
well would you like to talk?
>>699811284
I don't think I've seen you use the pic before, could also double as a phone wallpaper.
>>699810823
Just a tiny little bit haha
How are you?
>>699810857
Wait what
But yeah, I agree
>>699811061
Oh, so you started playing recently? How far have you gotten into it?
>>699811146
Except race games. I've raged so hard at my friends because of them.
I'd honestly hate you too. I hated Scarlet and Brynn. I hated them so much
>>699811204
OKAY FUCK YOU. STOP DOING THIS TO ME. I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS. I can't stand getting embarrassed, not over the internet
>STOP
Also I meant good*. Typos
>>699811213
Everything's fine here. Sleepy, so I might go soon. What's up? What are you up to?
>>699811204
No prob man.
>Fuckin spammers rite?
I started doing it mostly because I remember my old favourite teacher in high school, he would let us into the computer lab and teach us how to run emulators and shit.
Played Pokemon Emerald for days during lunch and any free periods I had. Good times.
>>699811528
>especially lolis
...
...
You can't take Chen
>>699811747
Kek.
>Mfw I would jump around and use the axe baseball swing attack and just bat them around
>They'd get so mad
I also play Kor because fist fighting.
>>699811883
>OH LOOK AT ME I POSTED GORE OMG I'M SO EDGY
Summer really does last forever.
>>699811411
It's not that person I think it is.
>>699811528
So I am.
>>699811595
Fuck, you just say Rem-rin for no reason then.
>>699811747
Hungry! Waiting for the pizza guy to hal ass
>>699811747
You always are sleepy. I'm just messing about in Garry's Mod with some friends.
>>699810651
Post pics
>>699810857
Tails are pretty sweet
>>699811087
Egyptians a shit too tbh.
Also, no necron can get out of being encased in concrete (the 40K equivalent of it anyway)
>>699811381
Just got some McDonalds and shit, chilling with my cat and maybe going to play BO2 zombies.
>>699811426
That always sucks.
>>699811883
If that was black and white and maybe looked drawn, it could be a passable metal album.
So aprantly esdeath thinks of me while I'm asleep. That I would be peace and shit like thay
>>699811393
Can I have it?~~
True, and I do also like Vikings, but my pyromania has forced my hand
>>699811496
Or just a fever dream of one person. Or a computer simulation
>>699812020
Fuck off twat she's mine
>>699811747
Hnnngg I love it when you are being so cute
>Not over the internet
I dont mind comming over.
Also I think I wasn't a typo you really do have a god butt
>>699811756
It's really hard for me to use my mobile when thread is this busy
Its really fun but I can't have more than two active convos
>I want my pc back
Fucking teachers like that were the best. Too bad theyre scarce
>>699811098
True true. And it's amazing
>>699811162
Heya Laura. Not really a fan of yogurt in general. How're you?
>>699811373
Ah okay. Well a jobs a job.
Rip lady, was she alright?
>>699811411
Well we're tired together then. Probably for the best to go earlier, sooner tomorrow starts the sooner you can end work.
>>699811496
>Your boots are mine
Kek
>>699811528
You get closer to the heart that way.
>>699811284
I really shouldn't have. This whole idea was bad.
>I will thank you though, despite all this bad shit, at least you made one good moment happen in all this shit.
>>699811528
I'll be here for a while. At least till the tow guy shows up.
>Don't expect me to be my cheery self. This day has been probably the worst in my life.
>>699812129
i use to be god and i made this universe and everyone in it to punish myself.
>>699812110
Gauss weapons are perfect for getting out of that
And nanoscarabs. They are also great at that
>>699812110
I just fed my cat, BO2? Nice. Gud shit.
>Wish I still had a working xbone but RIP that fucker.
>>699812327
Yeah, and a decent job is hard to find
don't know what happened to her, she went to the hospital
I assume she's fine
>>699811747
rabb.it is even cooler
>>699811835
I'll settle for a little snuggling
>>699812020
You're now my second favourite maid, only because I now have an Alice maid
>>699812110
Even Galil can agree, clearly we're doing something right
>>699812377
Awww, do you want to talk about it?
>>699811740
Not necessarily that one but I do have this one. And thanks, I'll take that.
>
>>699812377
More bad than good though has happened.
>>699811284
First part goes to >>699811255
>>699811435
Does that even count?
>>699811528
Oh yeah. That's a definite.
>>699812246
Yeah I'll bet.
>Sounds like a pain in the arse.
Yeah, teachers like them and me are too few and too far between
That's why I do what I do, cause if I don't, who will?
>Plus its funny when they realize that the system has such simple loopholes.
>>699812129
@MercyLovesYou
>>699812614
Tails are good.
>>699812138
Too bad, I claimed her before you did. Now post pictures of Rem and roll for her, faggot.
>>699812614
Maid waifus are the best. Catgirl/foxgirl maid waifus are better.
>
Saber claim I'm back
>>699810236(Rin)
No argument there Rin and Saber's eyes are stunning. I also like Saber's hair style and color
>>699810767
That's a pretty image
>>699811162
Welcome back tsun German
>Sorry for late replies
>>699811528
>Age of Empires 2
I actually really enjoy civ 5. I'm really excited for civ 6
>>699812020
i think its exactly the person you think it is
>>699812327
I just want my new mouse to arrive already so i can play csgo again
Night guys
>>699812459
Makes sense. I'd do the same
>>699812723
Ok, I'll friend you on it
>>699812964
Goodnight beautiful
>>699811941
Which is why I hated those characters. Although part of me also knows that I hated them only because I wasn't good to begin with, so playing against them was a huge pain
>>699812047
>Pizza
Now I'm hungry. Mind sharing?
>>699812096
True, I always am. It's kinda worrying me lately. I used to stay up until 6am, now I can barely hold up till 12am. It's kinda weird
Also, it's 11am here and I had a long day, so yeah
>garry's mod
It's been a while since I last played some gmod. Me and some friends were playing it too some weeks ago. We stopped playing for some reason
>>699812246
Maybe I do, maybe I don't. Who knows? But it really was a typo
>don't mind coming over
What are you waiting for then?
>STOP CALLING RUBY BABY
YOU ASSHOLE
>>699812614
Damn... you got me there
>>699812874
>>699812874
Nah I'll just wait for the next thread
>>699812614
no touch Chen
>>699812614
Got ditched. Crashed my bike. Then bike broke down on the way home. I'm 100 miles away from home. I've also been riding for about 400-ish miles today, so my arms are sunburned to all high hell in a very small section.
>>699812680
I can see a light candle in the darkest of stadiums.
>>699812680
You choose if it counts or not. Regardless, I don't have any pictures of pink haired females saved, and I've already said why.
>>699812964
Night, doll.
>>699813072
I use to play it obsessively before my friends got a hold of it.
>And I didn't go easy on them except for a few times in the beginning.
One of em was 1v1ing with me and he beat me twice, and then I stopped holding back and he was like "Shiet."
>>699812874
Catgirl/foxgirl anything make them better
>>699812902
I have seen a lot of nice things about Civ 6, but I never really enjoyed the playstyle of the Civ series so I'm not really excited for it
>>699813072
<3
>>699813128
I see her there
>grabs from tail
>>699813149
That does sound pretty shitty, let /waifu/ soothe the pain
>>699813258
That's Fran.
>>699813072
Oh what the hell, I guess
>Gives a slice
>>699813072
I'll find out when I come over
>Where do you live though
I was afraid this might happen, I left stream because my internet was being a dick but then I saw you was going to join and I need to protect you
>You're mine baby
Remeber that
>>699813366
>mfw "doll" is a pet name, like "honey"
>>699813366
kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5U2hWpg3NU
decent edm song
>>699812459
Rather believable tbh.
>>699812531
I'm still on 360,maybe a boner sometime soon for Fallout 4
>>699812514
Not when you can't move.
>>699812874
I enjoy fox guns better than maids.
>>699812902
CIV 6 HYPE TRAIN WOO
Fucking loved Civ 5 when I had a PC
>>699813072
Post butt
>>699813149
Not to say I told you so, but bikes are dangerous.
Also holy shit dude that sucks god damn I feel like bad for you.
>>699813400
What kind you getting?
>>699813058
What's the deal with voice chatting?
>>699813629
Pepperoni, Brooklyn style crust
>>699812902
It's not. They stopped posting Rem, file names are not the same, and they aren't rolling in the same fashion. Am sad.
>>699813092
Then don't even bother claiming, you aren't willing enough to roll for her, so you don't deserve her.
>>699813313
Except Xenomorphs. You'll become sexually confused.
>>699813629
Of course you do.
>>699813647
It's like airline food.
>>699813072
It's fun, but I'm feeling down for some reason. School's starting soon and it's spooky.
>>699813149
Then sadly, there is still hope left. You'd be able to end it right now if there wasn't any
>>699813225
I don't know... I'm gonna say no because that's like a recolor.
>>699813524
Oh shit.
Threads a bit fast and I'm hungry. I think I'm outta here.
Think I'm heading off now. Night night, let the bed bugs bute if you're into that.
>>699812597
Yep, especially now.
Probably, if it was in a car park they couldn't have been going that fast.
>>699812250
>That pic
You convinced me it is
>>699812902
Ah okay then. Don't play CSGO on a laptop trackpad. It's awful.
>>699813524
Well it's good timing anyway cuz I'm going to bed too.
>>699813907
Enjoy the food.
>>699813313
No touch
>>699813929
You'd think so, but you know how people are when driving
>>699813796
Inefficient, or scary?
>>699813929
Completely convinced~?
meme
>>699813313
yeah it is considered the baby game of rts and other games of the same nature
>>699813629
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I was kinda bummed how Beyond Earth turned out though. didn't really like it.
>>699813793
maybe one day he'll return
>>699813929
Lol I could imagine. I don't understand how some people are able to do it...
>>699814230
Wew just how big is your teasing folder
fuck niggers
>>699813793
Xenomorphs aren't catgirls/foxgirls though
>>699814127
>filename
I was not ready for that
>>699814230
Pic related has convinced me that this thread needs more loli
>>699814280
I just never enjoyed the turn based style of RTS. Turn based RPG is good
>>699813629
Fallout 4 was a pretty good game dispute people bitching, I enjoyed it at least.
>>699812327
Just got done with dinner, and the frozen yogurt is the desert.
>>699812895
And returned I have.
>>699814433
Yeah?
>my raifu isn't Canada-legal
What fucking bullshit is this? Would an otherwise legal repro be okay? God I hate our gun laws.
>>699814474
Despite* fugg.
>>699814406
Hmm, lets see~
looks like a little under 200 pics
>>699814461
Every thread needs more loli
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGjSlc_-S1U
I love watching ''everything is a lie'' streams.
>>699813273
Same thing happened with me and a friend
At first, I was beating his ass, then he got serious.
>to this day, my ass keeps hurting
>>699813313
<3
>>699813400
Thank you!
>eats slice
So, is there more?
>>699813512
>South america
FeelsBadMan
I need someone to protect me. It's a good thing you're back
>>699813629
No
Maybe someday
I mean, never*
>>699813831
Ever since I started university it's been going downhill for me
I know how you feel
>>699814190
You get it, but it's never what you expected
>>699814250
>>699811747
Late reply, just beat OnS, just kind of going around and exploring different areas. Beat Sif yesterday so now I'm down in New Londo Ruins
>>699814596
Poor you falling for saber
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>699814737
Why is the Nichijou ED so good Yuuko
>>699814280
Maybe. Just maybe. So how's your day been?
>>699814461
You implied if anything was one.
>>699814481
That's a really pretty image~
>>699814596
Woah I need to spend some time in pixiv and Gelbooru and expand my folder
>>699814803
Shush smug
>>699814653
I've asked you this before but what are you majoring in?
>>699813313
Please do.
>>699813629
It was rider error is all. I went too fast and leaned too hard around a corner I was unfamiliar with, and I paid the price. I should be thankful it wasn't worse.
>>699813907
Sadly... Ah well, enough being sad. Just another obstacle life is throwing at me that I'll get over!
>>699814653
Tfw Butt Destroyed.
>>699814803
Hey hows it hangin? I've got some cotton candy ice cream.
>>699814803
I'd lewd a saber~
Even if blondes aren't my type
>>699814878
To be fair, its one of my smaller folders, lol
... hmm, I'll have to think about it, as it would take alot of time, but I might do a saber rip for you, she just has alot of images, or I already woulda done it
>>699814653
>South America
On my way, stay put
I'll hold your broken heart
>>699814803
Hi.
>>699814866
All Nichijou wants you to do is be happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WvW2de_F3I
>>699814803
Smug as a bug in a rug
<nycor> here claiming kuro
>>699814803
Oh it's you
Hello
>>699815289
https://youtu.be/DrzPlp3GLD4
>>699815370
owww, looking at that picture hurts my feels
>>699814596
I wish people made lewds of Alice :(
>>699814874
Xenomorph catgirl? I'm not so sure that could be a thing
>>699814942
(She doesn't realise I have her now)
>>699814461
I'm the opposite. I can't stand games like kingdom hearts and final fantasy
>bring the hate im already dead inside
>>699814803
Hey!
>>699814874
its been alright. just spent the day playing games. How about you?
>>699814878
Make me
>>699814980
It's alright my dude. Bit bored amd loving the sharpshooter class in killing floor. Never had that flavor before. Sounds REALLY sweet though
>>699815183
Oh i never said anything about that. Im just saying to be careful of this one
>>699815271
Hello
>>699815370
Something something sword lol
>>699815483
Oh it is you as well
Greetings
>>699814917
Computer science
>>699814980
My butt is fine
>>699815264
My broken heart will wait for you
>>699815644
Hello!
>smug
>>699815619
Alice's full name and anime?
oh, and this sin't even my lewd folder, lol ... that one is REALLY lewd
>>699815652
Will she steal my heart? Or something else~?
>>699815652
>>699815483
How are you today?
Does anyone know how to deal with sleep paralysis? I'm scared to go to bed it's happening so often now
>>699815619
If it exists, there's guaranteed to be some odd version of it. Like I didn't know people made toilet versions of characters but...
>>699815533
Sorry for hurting your feels anon
>>699815652
I'm trying to come up with different ways of saying smug without just saying smug, but I'm slowly running out lol. How's it going
>>699815497
Clever
Best nano approves
>>699815809
Fine. You?
>yuuko
>>699815810
u must become an hero
>>699815687
Oh yeah. Cool cool.
>>699814474
I just want the new DLC tbh fam.Shovel stock AK is making me hard.
>>699814534
>Canuck
I'm sorry m8, I don't think there's a leaf legal G3 available.
>>699814653
>Says he has a good ass
>Doesnt post pics
WHYYYYHYYYYYYYYY
>>699814917
Oh shit its Neo, I didn't see you there
>I ate a bunch of Neapolitan ice cream last night and thought of you
>>699814980
>Butt destroyed
Lewd.
>>699814942
You're lucky you weren't crippled and didn't break anything.
We're also lucky, we would have missed you if you were hospitalized.
>>699815619
Rule 34 man
>>699815881
Nano is waifu material, for sure~
>>699815810
Sleep aids can probably help,
SP can't occur if you're fully asleep
>>699815866
its ok anon shes my wallpaper so I approve
>>699815881
Got an ingrown toenail, that's a damn nuisance, but other than that, fine.
>school starts day after tomorrow
>
>>699815652
Its basically cotton candy but frozen and with little crunchy candy bits in it
>ITS REALLY GOOD~
>>699815687
>My butt is fine
Perfect.
>>699815956
You know it ;^]
>>699815808
Alice Baskerville from Pandora Hearts... I'm scared to divulge that information to you
>>699815824
Toilet versions are hilarious
>>699815881
What a cute wind-up toy
>>699816036
OHBOY
>>699815956
Aw Yiss, shovel stock AK for glory.
>>699816125
Mind sharing? I don't have many
>>699814803
Oh shit, Shinoa's in the house!
>Proceeds to blow up the roof.
>>699814878
Of course it is.
>>699815810
Try some over the counter sleeping pills.
>>699816069
You have fine taste~
>>699816134
You'll finally get the socializing you deserve
>>699816191
>broken
>>699816193
Hmm, there's not alot of art for her, but there's a couple lewds in here: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=alice_%28pandora_hearts%29
>>699816434
Why thank you, and the same can be said for you~
>>699814803
Why is this guy so popular
All he does is ship people
>>699815808
Neither my friend
>>699815809
Doing alright my dude. You?
>>699815810
Believe it or not its totally normal and you shouldn't panic about it
>>699815866
Good effort man. Ill make a rhyme with sword one day. Its going well. Nothing new. Yourself?
>>699816145
So its sweet, light blue and i takenit the little candy bits give off the cottan candy taste?
>>699816365
Lmao. You say that as if im THAT popular
>>699815899
This option is never out of the way and it looks more charming at time flies by
>>699816114
>>699816400
Thanks I'll try those
>>699816268
its pc if that's ok, had it edited from the original version to enhance the colors
>>699815183
>I'd even lewd a Saber
Slow down there
>I might do a Saber rip for you, she just has a lot of images.
Yeah she does kek. I'd appreciate that
>>699815652
You sonuvabitch
>>699815808
>Will she steal my hear or something else~
Please
>>699816365
That one's nice too
>That golden eye
Unf
>>699816193
Sometimes they're terrifying.
Well i'm going to go.
Goodnight. You're all wonderful.
>>699816527
>
Why else?
>>699816676
Goodnight.
>>699816434
Oh god no. Goodnight.
>>699816550
Dealing with an ingrown toenail and school coming up day after tomorrow. Could be better.
>>699816550
Shame, I'm always looking for a suitor or two~ fufufu
>>699816560
too bad, kek. And yeah, I'll see if I have enough cpu downtime, and I'll do it then
>>699816550
Same, just played vidya and watched anime all day lol. I lead an exciting life
>>699816553
Oh dang, that's really pretty. I just looked, I don't actually have any Yuuki wallpapers
>>699815956
I can at least dress up another gun to look like her... But it wouldn't be the same.
>>699816676
Night.
>>699816560
Hmmm?~
>>699816676
Night gorgeous
>smug
>>699816676
Nini, sleep well
>Rin
>>699816434
Fuck
