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Loli voice acting thread !
Roll a 5 :)
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Do it, Just do it!
Don't let Dreams be dreams!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
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http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/69/
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Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
Qeen
Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
"I'm a sniper now
Now that I lost thug aim
I can shoot em now
Now that I lost Thug aim
Thug Aim Thug Aim Thug Aim
Thug Aim Thug Aim Thug Aim"
Now do it you slut.
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Enkidu?
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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
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>>699809078
The past... is just a ghost
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>>699809973
reroll
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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

Rollerino
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>>699809078
say this
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read this please
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>>699809944
>>699810088
shit normy meme
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>>699810204
>Implying
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>>699809775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cQH0Z30Hpp
>>699809898
Hi
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>>699809973
>>699810015
PLZ

i rerolled a 5
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>>699810197
reroll
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>>699810440
M8 I didn't tell you to spell it you have to pronounce it.
Good luck with that.
>inb4 this is a 5
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>>699810522
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r5xWNgpxSH
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>>699810197
reroll, i really need this, i really need IT
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>>699810440
You should stream more
I promise I won't be such a depressive fuck next time
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>>699810798
glorious
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https://youtu.be/E0amksIruy4
Sing my fav song plz
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"daddy no... please... its too big. unfph. okay. okay. i'll do it. just please..."

STOP WITH THE FUCKIN ROLL SHIT JUST POST THE FUCKIN VOCAROO YOU NIGGER SLUT
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>>699811492
Re roll
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>>699811492
Re rolll
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>>699811492
Re rollll
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Say "A weapon to surpass Metal Gear..."
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>>699811492
Last try plzzzzzzzzz
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>>699811825
I got 5 yess
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Ziggler is a sick nigger killer
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>>699809078
We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each others’ happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men’s souls; has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind.

We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery ,we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in man; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all.

Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.

To those who can hear me, I say “Do not despair.”

The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish.

Soldiers! Don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder!

Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men—machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men!
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Do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common? Details. Like when a touch of color is out of place. When a shadow does not match with its surroundings. Or when a shape is not where it is supposed to be. The only difference is the stakes. Mine are higher.
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>>699811942
Reroll
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>>699811949

rollings
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Zipzop or boopity bop that is the question whether tis nobler in the mind to eat the puddin pops of outrageous fortune or take arms against the gumbo drops and by opposing end them.

To zip to doop and by a zoop to say we boop, the thousand natural mitty mobs that flesh is heir to. tis a skeet deet doodly doopity boop to zap to dop per slsop o dop per chance to dippty, aye that's the rip zap poppity bow in that sleep of zoop doop what dreams may come.
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>>699811949
lol go for gold mate.
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>>699812115
IT BEGINS!!!
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>>699811971
Reroll
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>>699811492
oh hey the strokes
good one
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>>699812115
>>699812175
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>>699809078
they don't have to be half your age you disgusting fucking pig


> give 5 pls
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The night sky is just dying stars
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>>699812349
just one reroll :(
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I bet you love my shota cock in your spewing eye socket, don't ya you Lil cuck fuccboi. O ya, #dicksoutforharambe.
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>>699811949
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>>699812238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r5xWNgpxSH

its right here m8
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>>699812470
Reroll
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>>699811755
Are these double 5 not worthy?
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No matter what
Whoever you want to be
Whenever you want to leave
I'll believe in you
as you believed in me

Sometimes I look at you
I see nothing but sadness
sometimes hate
rarely love
and that's okay
because it's you
and no one can change that but yourself

I'm proud of you


it's something I write a while ago
I wonder how it sounds without me reading it
gonna roll 5 times and hope I get 5
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in this order.

1. "Welcome home master. what do you desire of me?"

2.like your out of breath "please,...I'm about to pass out." <grunt softly 3 times, one long gentle groan> then wisper "daddy....please..."

3. "THIS is where we drop the...BASE."

and lastly just for fun.
4."Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
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>>699812764
2
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>>699812818
3
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Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.
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>>699812871
4
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>>699812963
5get?
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*lewd noises*
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>>699812764
roll
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>>699812998
rip
>>699813000
oh hey trips
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>>699813000
gotta do it now
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>>699811050
I will bbg, don't worry if you're sad.
>>699811095
5
>>699811536
Not with that tone.
>>699811755
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1od8F7ISKpC
>>699812115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mcXgzf19es
>>699812275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UQUhmiYg9b
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>>699812908
rolling
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Anyone knows incest comic with horny loli and her father? I remember her calling him papi and panties with a hole.
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>>699809078
I'm not a robot
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>>699813196
welcome to this lolithread too kek
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>>699809078
read me the first line in your diary, that is if you have one
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>>699813160
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UQUhmiYg9b
lol you actually did it. you actually did the charlie chaplin speech. Lol i was doing that to be a pain in the ass. I give you credit.
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>>699813363
Roll

But read the first page
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honestly just moan for us, that's all some of us want
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>>699813504

reroll
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>>699813554

Am I really gonna get 4 twice? kys
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>>699813504
roll
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>>699813504
agreed
roll
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>>699813504
roll
>>699813600
nice dubs
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>>699811949
>>699813160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXsoakk3GRk

well now i gotta jerk off to this.......... fkn hell. you went through and did this so i have to jerk jerk to it.
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I'm an alabama nigger and I wanna be free
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Jack-senpai! Help me raise my APM!
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>>699813160
Loli voice can definitely surpass Metal Gear. Thanks
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This is dire news, General. The Futa army has intercepted a regiment of Lolis.

Then, in the deepest voice you can:

Let them hang.
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>>699813772
Re-roll
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>>699812764
roll
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>>699809078
I'm Dan, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
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>>699813419
I messed up a few words because I am a dummy
>>699813615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1izgx5IZDZV
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"yeah, the bus driver made me suck it. yeah. i know it's wrong. but honestly, it wasn't so bad. he was hairy, hehe. but then he exploded in my mouth! i swallowed it... im kinda emberassed. i wonder what he'll say when i catch the bus again on monday"
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>>699813772
Reroll, I need this shit for my fag friend
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>>699813824
Reroll, I just want to hear the deepest voice bit.
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>>699813772
reroll
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>>699813879
>>699813175
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>>699813879
hnng
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I love you too daddy, but I'm scared, does Jesus say this is okay?
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>>699813772
reroll, fucking give me the 5
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>>699813824
Roll.
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sucking your own dick is not gay as long as you say no homo
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>>699813885
This dude got a five.
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Hey Ethan, I got this girl that was doing a Loli text reading, and I rolled a 5 for you. Also, what's the deal with airplane food?
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'There's no shame in honest tears'
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>>699813772
fucking roll
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From lights keep, lights keeper rides!
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>>699814179
gimmie 5 pls, reroll
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>>699814103
roll for the son of god
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>>699812780
reroll
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Say anything in the deepest voice you can.
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>>699814220
Reroll for my bro
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>>699814179
re roll
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>>699814241
reroll
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How bout "It is no nation we inhabit, but a language."
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Sing the opening to Carry On Wayward Son.
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>>699814292
Please
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>>699814241
roollig
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relax you cumfarts. voice actor anon can only record so fast you.

Lol I already fapped from the speech
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>>699813879

I fucking exploded, thanks Enkidu. You're a real sweetheart.
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>>699813772
FUCKING ROLL DAMMIT
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>>699814241
rollinggg
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>>699814241
rollllllll
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POMF POMF :3
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>>699814354
Just realized the acronym for that song is COWS.
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fk voice acting, rolling 5 for a pen in pooper.
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>>699814179
rollo pls
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What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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My cock is so hard senpai, it's leaking everywhere! P-please suckle on it.
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>>699814241
rollingngngng
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>>699814444
checked
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>>699809078

Today I learned that c2 = a2 + b2 − 2ab cos(C)

This is called the law of cosines.

Also, worm came from pophole.
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>>699814462
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I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE
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>>699814241
rollerino
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>>699814179
roll for fucks sake
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>>699813885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ph7eKxi0wA
>>699813998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AQgx7hjsf0
I'd listen all the way.
>>699814387
Oh no, I better clean you up!
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Who needs a blade when you have oblivion?
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>>699814545
WINRAR
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>>699814555
dem trips
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>>699814470

Roll
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God is love onii-chan, come pray with me!
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>>699814573
STRICKEN
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>>699809078
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cQH0Z30Hpp

Daai bra Anies hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! Daai Anies hy lam innie mang ja
'Ken sy my nommer?' Xha! Boy what's your number?
Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?
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>>699809078
by the power of dubs i comand you to also say whatever 0 says

also, pleace say :
ota-kun... anime!
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>>699814556
i am >>699813998 thank you for your contribution
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Did I ever tell you...

The definition of insanity?
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>>699814573
reroll
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>>699813160
> A weapon to suppress metal gear
> suppress
Damn it chick.....
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>>699814299
Roll.
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>>699814634
Reroll
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ORE WA OCHIN CHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO
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>>699814659
lol that was a 5 here you go
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>>699814773
Roll
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>>699814817
Double inception roll
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>>699814336
Re rolling with extra request cause I'm a greedy fuck "Rules are made to be broken... like buildings! Or people!"
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>>699814894
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER ROLL
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>>699814773
o god, rolling for loli yandere voice
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"Nigger cracker jewy fag"
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>>699814880
Roll
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>>699814948
SOMEONE GIVE LEO AN OSCAR ROLL
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fuck you max, stupid nigger
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>>699813879
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1izgx5IZDZV
This made me hard...Gonna jerk off to it :^) Can I have a "Please. h-harder...m-master John..*moan* " ?
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>>699814968
reroll
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>>699814301
Pls
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>>699814635
WINRAR
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>>699814299
Roll
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>>699814299
rawl
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"Shaggy and Scooby always run away side by side when fleeing in terror from a monster. If a great danes running speed is 30-40 mph that means Shaggy can run at the same speed. This means Shaggy is the fastest human alive beating Usian Bolts top speed of 27 mph"
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>>699814790
Still good tho, reading is hard at that age after all
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n0tail u r fuckin perfect m8.
you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are fucking perfect, n0tail.
ty for listening
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>>699814965
>>699809078
will op deliver?
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daddy you're breaking my pussy, oh daddy, fill me with your cock
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>>699814635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19kOw3EVkg0
>>699815015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hTgACbQvDS
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>>699815161
Re-roll
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>>699814299
Roll
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LaterelG is the biggest faggot i know, i wish he one day will finally shoot himself in the face and end his stupid little life, that way we can all live hapilly with one less perverted retard in this world
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>>699815182
reroll
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Oh God, it's so small and it stinks.
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>>699814556

How can I follow you and know when you're doing another one of these sessions?

I can't lurk this cesspool all day eeryday waiting for something amazing like you to wander by.
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>>699815084
WHY CANT I ROLL A SIMPLE 5 FOR MY BROTHER
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>>699812780
trying AGAIN
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Someone post the copy pasta talking about how sick it is to want to fuck lolis, while actually going into alot of detail about it, I'm rolling for that
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>>699814299
Rollerin'
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>>699814395
pls make day op, am lonli virgin
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>>699814556
Are you going to deliver or what?
>>699814545
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>>699815161
Rollolol
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Say anything, but in the deepest voice that you can.
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"heheh... I heard the rumors going around school. Your girlfriend isn't satisfying you, is she? How about it, then? Want your little sister to suck you off?"
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>>699814899
Fuck I got dubs, might as well reroll
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>>699809078

Just moan loudly and make some sloshy fucking noises.
'
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>>699815286
Rolling, i summon you 5!!
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>>699815428
Reroll
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>>699815161
Roll
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just softly sing some lullaby please
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>>699815335
oh my god yes
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>>699815335
Holy shit I got it first try, someone post so OP can read it, pls
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>>699815428
Roll
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>>699815220
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WCVZo36WfG
>>699815286
Kek
>>699815309
My youtube ! https://youtu.be/QFu5zHiJpMc
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I HATE NIGGERS
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>>699815319
GOD DAM, OP. I WANT THIS FOR MY BROTHER FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. (Also, could you add on the end, "by the way, happy birthday"
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>>699815286
ROLLLLLLLL
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>>699815335
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.
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...
Is this a dude with a really good loli voice or a girl with a really good loli voice, because I REALLY need to know... for reasons.
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(scream) FUCK MY ASS UNTIL IT STARTS TO ITCH
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>>699814220
roll for anon's brother
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>>699815681
Reroll
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>>699815609
praise be
rool
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>>699815609
YOU CAME THROUGH FOR ME ANON, THANK YOU. I got 5 OP, read this
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>>699814220
roll
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>>699815681
Kek roll
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>>699815775
Winrar kek
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>>699815775
Topkek
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>>699815775
oh boy
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>>699815609
this 5 goes out to my niggas in detroit, compton, all yall muhfuggas
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>>699814220
rolling
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>>699815681
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>>699815775
>>699815845

What brother am i, not getting a 5, when people don't even try.
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>>699815428
Rollers
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>>699814179
Can I get a read? I got trips on my roll
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'I wish I could speak english better'
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What was it, Viper? Nether Reaches lost their charm?
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>>699815904
>>699815905
ay muhfugga ur dummass stole my 5 from me
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>>699816105
He got five.
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>>699816044
I got you
>>699815905
>>
Got any Battletoads?
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>>699815905
THANK YOU MY SAVIOR
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>>699815609
ayy lamo roll
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>>699815609
roll
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>>699816044
nice rhyme bro
unfortunate for yo
but nice forty fo
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>>699815609
please my dick needs this
>>
>>699815609
roll again lmao
>>
>>699809078
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
>>
you anons should take over. Let's see what you faggots sound like

http://vocaroo.com/
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>>699815609
I REALLY WANT THIS
>>
>>699815609
roll for trump
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>>699815601
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17XOTid0ofg
>>699815609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CqQmWXlFdG
>>699815648

Female
>>699815845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZXAqyaAxDR
>>699816105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Fv1liGlKW
>>
Our Father who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever
Amen.
>>
>>699815609
roll, sounds hot
>>
>>699816491
She's probably doing this, it'll take a while to record.
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>>699812780
just do the ones you find interesting.
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"You're just a big fat gay :3"
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>>699815435
for my fetish OP
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>>699815445
pls?
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>>699816617
>inb4 newfags go tits or gtfo
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>>699816398
Roll
>>
>>699816785
double 5 my dick is in luck
>>
Someone should composite the moaning, the 'fuck my ass', and maybe some of the loli copypasta into a fake audio sex tape.
>>
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot him before throwing him out of a plane?
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>>699816617
This made my day
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>>699816631
i have a weird fetish, I know - reroll
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>>699816617
Holy shit the one with the loli rant
I think I heard just about everything
>>
>>699816617
m-muh dick
>>
TOOOOPKKEEEEEEEEKKKE
>>
"Dude no lmao"
>>
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.
>>
>>699817132
re-roll
>>
>>699817038
I was the one who suggested it, yah welcome, it's old copypasta
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"Imma make your anus look like an aircraft hangar,"
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>>699814179
tfw you got trips 5 but you don't get noticed
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Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say what?
Naked Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Aw, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest
>>
>>699817181
Roll. Also, is nobody discussing how great the deep-voiced recording was?
>>
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And I spell it with the H she stole from Heritage…
every time she tells a lie shit runs down her inner thigh.
debates dire, shitty pants catch fire, a liar's funeral pyre.
greedy gluttonous global gutter guild of gleeful traitor spies.
Baghdad jihad bringing booming industry from the bombed baby's cries.
nitwit ifrit demands to sit, crits her coughing fit, parades +5 pants of shit,
still throws a hissy fit for more hits of that big banker spit.
dictating didactic disinformation diarrhea diagnosis directly off the page.
tired liar mired in scandal, hired vandals to commit writ treason for minimum wage.
superpredator competitor editor adulterator forevermore
evident revenant entity intent eloquent intonent enmity
antimatter archon aerial attack arts subtly slew the scale
regard no regrets: Rothschild rapists up against the rail!
superliminal synergistic sigils set sight on sacred shore.
fervor of foes further false flags fermenting fear encore,
populations bred for sacrifice as the owls' deepest lore.
control of currency creation the purpose of every. single. war.
Babylon, Jah-Bul-On, Moloch, Minerva and more
conspire with great ire to rot you to your core.
a cursed thought-tumor for which we become the bezoar.
tame the beast, slay the dragon. Excelsior!
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>>699816850
Asking a 6 year old nudes isn't very cash money of you anon
>>699817075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mU1e6IL2ox
>>699817165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yDaGduJ7Xx
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