Cringe thread, patrician-tier
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Cringe thread, patrician-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3lpqhYhP3Y
>>699780370
whoa
>>699780172
the guy is not nearly as cringeworthy as the existence of this genre of total non-games where you buy gold coins to click on buttons to watch progress meters fill so that you can buy more faggot fairy dust with which you can buy more progress bars that require more gold coins to click on...
>>699780370
Kek
please brace before reading this
>>699780370
Holy fuck I hope this is fake
>>699780370
this my friends, is why Hitler
>>699780712
I remember reading this for the first time. It's just angsty-teenage bullshit
>>699780370
Fake and gay
>>699780987
I have a bad feeling this is real.
>>699780987
I wonder if she sees the irony of writing that on an iphone.
>>699780987
threadly reminder that that was a joke
>>699780370
Tell me this is fake, please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaFCfkpRdck
>>699781666
>>699780370
>genderqueer non-binary friend
it's written out so casual
>>699780370
>this post
>>699780370
there's no fucking way this is real
bump
>>699780370
Here's Hitler to clean your eyes and ears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o
>>699780712
That guy better be careful, he might cut himself on that edge.
>>699780370
It's not satire. This is the life you people chose.
>>699779453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCWTF_C3TBE
UH OH FUCKING KAMIL IS IN THE HOUSE
>>699780712
>>699780370
>>699780987
>>699781097
does anyone have a time machine?
>>699784010
>>699781453
so it's not real?
>>699784010
>proud of quitting Uni
good luck being a coffee shop master with no BA
>>699784056
I did, but I accidentally pressed pause on the remote and now it's stuck in a moment of time in the past.
The dead wife rumour came from reddit and should be disregarded.
>>699784911
Sad af tbqh. Just imagine him making those, looking at them, trying to will them into real memories.
>>699784570
>implying she wouldn't have ended up a coffee shop master even if she finished
>>699784911
Jesus Christ I've seen some sad cunts but this? Fucking hell man. Doesn't he even think of the possibility that someone will see through it or reverse image search?
>>699785602
I was going to make a sarcastic "she" comment. Bht then I realised I geuninly cannot tell what that thing is.
>>699785447
>>699786440
Sick meme dude
>>699780370
nigga i'm autistic and i can tell this is fake. are you faggots all savants or something?
>>699780634
Welcome to the post cookie clicker world.
>>699787107
Can't be real
>>699787107
Pizza + rice, cause carbs is exactly what you need.
>>699784010
>Live authentic
KEK
>>699784687
>>699787107
Re: Zero is shit too
>>699781097
She's a slave alright, a slave to her hefty gainz
>>699787621
fag
>>699784010
I find the OP pic to be arousing
Do I need help?
>>699788494
No you need to end your genetic line.
>>699787107
PROTIP: If you think her reply is bitchy you are a beta faggot.
>>699780868
l o s t
>>699789054
her reply is bitchy.
dude poured his heart out to the ungrateful cunt and she couldn't have given two fucks less
>>699789054
what a bitch
>>699789307
>dude poured his heart out
And that's what an alpha male with options would do is it?
>>699789307
ur not srs rite
>>699789307
Beta cuck found
>>699789424
In all honesty a decent human being would reply with more than "tnx", even though the wall of text tipped the beta scale so far up that even I feel like alpha reading it.
>>699789409
>>699789424
>>699789559
you stupid faggots have never been in love.
hows puberty treating you?
>>699789766
were you born a pussy?
just the edge on this one
>>699790145
>>699789766
>you stupid faggots have never been in the friendzone
>>699787621
I fucking saw but didn't want to read. fucking fagget
>>699789766
>>699789307
>Has pubescent feelings
>Calls others pubescent for not thinking anyone owes them anything
good b8
>>699787621
Kys
>>699790344
This is the guy that raped his kid brother right?
>>699780812
I'm glad I am not the only one.
>>699787621
sonofabitch
>>699790145
>>699779453
SONICS FEET AREN'T BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>699791041
Sonic isn't real.
>>699784424
It's real, but it's a joke
>>699779453
>>699780370
if only i was sober so i could read this
>>699780712
this is about as gay as the "we grew up online" bullshit.
>>699791041
Track down OP and mace him. Do it! Do it now! Fight for the fucking cause!!!
>>699780370
i"ll ressurect hitler. anyone with me?
tinychat com/ogcapitalistarmy
this is maximum cringe
>>699780987
Sh0eonhead
>inb4 tl:dr
just read it its pretty good
>>699787621
OP has ofc also to reply or his memefolder will be deleted tonight
>>699779453
Foot fetish?? Wtaf?
>>699791917
I want Brian Wu to choke to death on his severed cock.
>>699780849
stfu mom its not a phase >:(
>>699784010
>>699780987
This is a joke
But I did see some chick on instagram at a mall, holding starbucks cup, and taking a mirror selfie with an iphone, and her name was something like "communist_queen" and she did nothing but bitch about capitalism
lol
>>699786073
he probably figured he was so pathetic and unnoticeable that no one would care to. only someone on his own tier would really care that much about it. he probably just wants to create his own world where he can see this alter ego that isn't as beta as him. I think his facebook is mostly for him so he has some sense of normality even if it only satisfies him a little to know that there's a possibility that someone thinks he's normal
>>699792118
>burgercock
Topkek
>>699787107
Does all of this guys fat reside on his forearms and hands? Friends is this someone that's well over 300 lbs?
>>699787621
killyourself
A challenger approaches
>>699784010
>sexually complex
bit of an understatement
>>699791917
>>699784010
Towards the end I started to forget how to read english.
>>699792449
Oh god that quest, the fucking memories.
Fuck you
>>699792459
I imagine he's the fattest yellow bastard in Japan.
>>699788257
>dat spot
>nigga literally came in his pants
>>699791196 Newfag
>>699791391 Oldfag
>>699792118
peanut butter in the fridge is the true cringe
>>699788406
This is pure gold
>>699792654
Moots always proud.
>>699780712
>Proceeds to shitpost on Tumblr
>>699792449
>>699780987
>am believe in communism
>proud to be red
>hate capitalism
>still cringe
>>699792654
Is he the notorious hacker known as 4chan?
>>699789054
Without knowing the context it's hard to say if she's bitchy or not, like if this was some dude she hardly knows then she's not being bitchy, if anything she should be telling him to fuck right off and it still wouldn't be bitchy, but for all we know this is some bitch who's been teasing this fag for months and gets off on it like the bitch she is.
tl;dr - not enough information to decide if she's bitchy, but she's probably not.
>>699789054
>thx
Lost
>>699792723
holy fuck I'm triggered
>>699789054
ugh its kinda not nice tbh and without knowing the context of this, considering they know each other, i consider her a bad person.
>>699792953
Holy shit, I really hope that is fake. Poor kid.
this is a good place to get some OC
ive been ip banned but its still good
>>699790771
Tell me this isn't true.
He is in prison now right?
>>699784056
No, but I have a rifle and a can of 700 soviet army surplus 7.62x39mm rounds.
Was saving for the sand nigger uprising.... but...
>>699793359
>furfag
>kid
You have nothing to worry about.
>>699793612
>>699793027
Go home to Putin, you pinko commie.
>>699792459
I don't think that's just 300. I'm a tubby bastard, and I have arms that ain't a damn thing like that at 315.
>>699793359
there are some really fucked up parents out there, anon.
>>699791917
>This is how adults act
Fucking ageist. Not everyone over the age of 20 is an adult, there are people of all ages who identify as children.
>>699789307
>>699789372
Beta faggots
>>699793709
Give up the sugar my wobbly chum! It's all in your head and going without won't kill you!
>>699788406
>order whore off internet based solely on pics
>wants sympathy
>>699791681
that picture strongly resembles the guy in the fur suit with his parents for some reason. strongly.
>>699790829
oh I've been there! Very entertaining place!
>>699792654
Ahh, fucking classic
>>699789610
A decent human would say "do I need to call the cops OP? I think you need help."
>>699794359
i never thought i could feel bad for pants..
>>699783934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR9NNQlXEmI
kek
>>699793422
I really hope this is fake, but it's probably true, right? 2000 fucking dollars, there should be laws against things like this...
this mad lad is listening to old """"music"""""
http://youtu.be/9zEPvlOoDrYI'm
>>699793833
i can understand trans people. the real trans, you know the ones that self mutilate to become the gender they want to be. i don't understand people like this. why do they think they're entitled to be called anything than what hangs between their legs when they act like this.
>>699794691
They're ugly and fat and it's the only way they can get attention.
So today I was about to kill myself when I receive this new cringiest of cringe video to comment on. Let's watch it.
Holy shit! it's so cringy I cringe cringe litteraly while cringing. I'll need bleach, seriously, the guy need to kys.
Also, I hate keemstar
1 like = 1 shot up my ass
Sub for more content I love you all guys !
>>699792564
I wonder what happened
>>699780370
Times like this I think hitler should come out of whatever shitting hole his nazi ass was buried in just to kill all trannys and feminists
>>699794651
>>699794856
Fuck off faggots, no one wants to watch your weak shit.
>>699787621
Die carefully
>>699793523
Enjoy school tomorrow Jim
I think I'll take the day off
>>699780712
I cringed so hard while reading this, I think I could see my grandma in a bukkake gangbang and still not cringe this bad
>>699794847
oh yeah, i forgot about attention whores.
>>699780712
after fighting for equality go clean your room instead of posting on social media
problem solved
>>699793422
It's because it repels pussies.
Think about it
Opposites attract, so identical things repel.
>>699787621
4chan is definetly dead...
>>699794856
>>699794856
>stormfags are stillbutthurt
>>699794588
I'm kinda curious now, what kinda market there is for selling weird shit to crazy people. I mean if I could sell a $15 hat for even 5 or 6 hundred, that'd be pretty nice.
>>699788257
nice keith apicary cosplay
The old ones are the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopAwVYlivw
>>699792564
In two minds about this....
I kinda want the fedora-wearing fag to show up with his katana and go chimp on the slut.
On the other hand, I'm quitting smoking and I may just be too pissed at the world to appreciate the cringe.
>>699794856
no... don't
>>699780370
I don't even know...how is this publicly acceptable? These people need to see a professional and talk out why they need identities.
>>699793708
Yeah.... Yeah alright then...
>>699780370
I always see shit like this and wonder what these people are gonna be like when they're middle aged.
>>699790344
>>699787621
Zozzle
>>699793422
don't try too hard when making cringe
>>699795759
Faculty at UCLA
>>699787621
stop
>>699794244
>sadvaporwavebabe
>>699792953
There is only one way out for that kid, and it ain't public schooling
>>699791917
Anyone ever read harrison bergeron?
yeh.....neh
>>699794544
Aw she's all grown up
>>699793523
SKS or some poor fag ak?
I have a Polytech legend aks. I love it
>>699793027
Same, Boyo.
#communist #putinisacutie #impeachnixon
>>699789054
>>699780987
>the irony of writing that on a sticker rather than on the actual phone because god forbid you drop the trade in value of your precious precious smart phone.
Cunt.
>>699790829
That thimb looks like an atat shooting at the rebels on hoth
Opened it up. Was the reich.
Did nazi see that coming
>>699789766
Through a shitty, wordy paragraph? You're a fucking daft cunt m8. He's a fucking pussy stalker. She's not into him. Boo fucking hoo.
if anyone wants some real cringe just take a walk over to /trash/
oi vey
>>699796674
i did, and now i regret it
>>699787621
fuck off
>>699796864
those manson lamps
>>699792118
>Burgercock
>>699796982
low-hanging fruit
>>699793472
It was consensual.
>>699795935
that's good advice for the guy who payed for that fucking thing
>>699796982
/thread
>>699792798
Always disliked that quest, especially when others would get all the fucking peons
>>699790829
5 years later, these faggots all dead. ha ha
>>699796982
AHAHAHAHaahahhahaha
ehehehe
....
mmm oh
>>699791704
I don't think he left enough Jews alive for us to sacrifice.
>>699792799
>slibble my dingle
>>699796501
I'd tentacle rape you if i were an octopus
>This 'll make her wanna fuck me!
>>699792118
>Some people liked my art and said they wanted me to do more of it
Which one of you did it?
>>699796982
at this point i genuinely hate /b/ and rarely come here
now i spend most of my time on the unspeakable chans
>>699793650
kek
Das it mayne
>>699794802
Wrong thread mate
>>699795775
KKona
>>699787621
>cause i wanted you to see it
kek
>>699784010
they can't remember their times tables to get into a college but they can remember every single gender that "exists"
>>699791917
what the fuck? what makes "drives me nuts" more offensive than "drives me up the wall"? what the fucking fuck?
>>699794802
You made the list. I'm coming to get you now. Be ready to die.
>>699792953
Somebody should defenestrate that guy.
>>699787621
>in a world run by democrats this would be aloud
Beyond cringe amiright`?
You must have ascended beyond edgy all the way XXXX_LEAVE_ME_ALONE_XXXX_1337
>>699797541
>walrus
>pig
>>699787621
Cheeki
>>699790344
Definitely looked like a Deadpool fan
>>699798010
>aloud
you serious nigga?
>>699797541
i thoughtbit was a fucking foot at first holy shit
>>699790145
>>699793762
WHAT THE FUCK
>>699798054
what happened
>>699798010
>in a world run by a faggot like this one...
>>699798456
what?
>>699787621
Fuck sake
>90% of /b/
>>699788406
What the hell did he expect?!
>>699787621
>>699793472
>implying rape can't be consensual
kill yourself normie cis scum
>>699794544
this isn't cringe, I need a girl like this
>>699794244
Baaaahahaha trolls trolling trolls
>>699793500
reminds me of this
>>699780987
this bitch got it wrong
it should be
#resistcorporatism
AND CAPITALISM IS FUNDED BY THE VERY THING SHE USED TO TAKE THE PHOTO WITH.
>>699779453
>>699783733
>ifunny
do they not realise this is fetish art?
if it isn't, it's funny i guess.
only bad part is the ifunny watermark.
>>699788176
kek
>>699794244
there was a great reply to this. something about mowing a lawn, idk.
>>699798054
are they okay?
>>699799583
i fixed it for you
>>699799583
Funny is just a place filled with shit like this on one side and on the other there are people that adore this site
>>699780987
>2016
>not knowing who shoe is
>topkek
>>699781229
I wonder if you see the irnoy in your aspergers
>>699799845
like what does that even mean?
>>699796427
Fucking kill yourself
>>699780712
I want to die now
>>699795313
What's desperate, lonely and strapped with cash?
A single male that likes watching little girl shows and spends money on it instead of a date, car, friends etc.
>>699799973
oreo
