An earwig will crawl into your ear tonight, if you don't
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
An earwig will crawl into your ear tonight, if you don't reply with "Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
You can't really win with this one, can you?
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
FUCK I just threw one of these fuckers out of my bed not 10 minutes ago!
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into OP's mother's rear!
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into OP's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
No, go fuck yourself. These things are retarded.
>>699777919
>Crawl into my mother's rear
but then my mother will die in her sleep.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
immunity cat, motherfucker
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699779549
It'll be fine, he'll just sleep there (possible have sex with her).
//OP
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Moon man, Moon man get in here.
>>699777919
I think they're kinda cute and cuddly.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Nigger Nigger
Nigger Nigger
what now
Earwig, earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear.
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into OP's mother's rear!
>>699780099
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>>699779880
>>699779658
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>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig, earwig, spare my ear. Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Earwing Earwing, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Cool story fag.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699780247
Third world Nigger detected
earwigs in my house lol no insects in my house
Jamal
ear wigs don't actually go into ears
>>699780247
All my earwigs are very well fed and would never crawl in an unwilling orifice.
Have you checked your vagina tho?
>>699780358
THANK YOU SMILING DOGGO
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699780247
Good luck fucker
>>699780877
Aren't YOU in your house? Check mate, faggot.
kill me pupper
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699781126
Nope
check mate bounced faglord
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699781107
Earwig earwig, spare my nose? Crawl into my pantyhose?
>>699777919
There's literally NO known cause of an earwig crawling into someone's ear...
>>699781212
whatever floats ya boat
>>699777919
I hope a t-rex eats my mothers brain while she is alive and concious. I've not been replying to all these shit posts for ages and she's still not dead, fucks sake.
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699781215
Evil meme magic is an unknown cause.
>>699781298
Have you felt for a pulse they sometimes hard to spot at there age
>>699781411
Made me spit out my milk, you fucking cunt!
"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
earwigs don't actually go in ears. You're more likely to have a roach crawl up there.
>>699777919
Nigger nigger, nigger jew.
Nigger nigger nigger you.
Op is a fag /thread
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699782055
Doesn't protect from this thread then. Try harder, faggot.
>>699777919
earwig earwig spare my ear and crawl into my mothers rear
>>699782055
>merely jews
>not faggot jew niggers.
What's up with that?
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
>"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
Also give me one more beer
>be me
>live in rural area
>always the autist kind
>always nasty and poor hygiene
>drive to college from parent's house because autism
>first class
>first day
>didn't shower because i live so far it was already late at 5:00 a.m.
>we are introducing ourselves to the rest of the class
>nervous as fuck
>it's my turn
>somehow i manage to say something
>senpaibegentle.mov
>actually not as bad as expected
>take a sit
>look around, excpecting hate from everyone
>cute nerdy girl actually looking at me and smiling
>she wants the d
>my ear... it's itching...
>as i smile in response, i scratch my ear
>it's still itching
>i scratch with the force of a trebuchet
>one of these fuckers, an earwig, flies through the class right next to qt
>ohlordpleasno.jpg
>i look at her
>her face
>i'll never forget
>she'll never forget
>actually avoids me the rest of the year
>virgin for the next 6 years
>>699779880
the moon is back time to kill blacks talk smack and smoke crack
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear.
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699780636
not soon enough
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig fuck off and go rape op instead fucking nigga
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
plz no
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Retards must not know that earwigs don't actually crawl in your ears
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
pls no earwig
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
this is immunity moon he shall save you from all repost/reply posts no filthy fucking jews tricks can beat the moon dumb niggers stand no chance all you have to do is send a time stamp with a pic of you touching your right nipple and you shall be immune
>>699782754
Found a big fucker on my bathroom wall the other night. Flushed that nigger down the toilet drain.
Does anybody have earwig-stories to tell?
Might as well:
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear.
>>699778132
This adequately sums up my feelings
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Rearwig, rearwig spare my rear crawl into op's ear.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699778007
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into a nigger's rear.
>>699780358
Thank you smiling doggo
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear" cunt
with "Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into OP's rear
>>699777919
>"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rea
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Are you fucking stupid? that's not what they do
>>699780358
>>699780358
Thank you smilin doggo
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Jew, Jew spare my women, crawl into a gas oven.
>>699787140
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
No it won't. I don't even need immunity cat for this shit.
OP is a raging, cocksucking, horsecuck.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mothers rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
not fucking taking the chance on this one, even with immunity puppy
"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699788926
NOTHING but Me
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Ear wig ear wig
>if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Fucking idiots, you're not suppose to sleep in the first place.
Earwig, earwig,spare my ear. Crawl into my mothers rear
>>699777919
Earwig Earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
>Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)14:32:27 No.699777919
fag
>>699778398
underrated
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
It's 2008 spam all over again.
I'm from Catalonia. Earwigs are inoffensive. It's a myth.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
NIGGGER.
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear, and then eat her from the insides while she is asleep then make sure she painfully dies.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
earwig earwig, space my ear. crawl into my mother's rear.
Put a earwig into a nigger ear and the nigger will destroy the brain of the earwig.
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699790254
lol where is this so called catalonia? its not on the map you deluded fag
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig, earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear.
>>699790712
Shut up Spanish monkey. Have you got government yet? Muahahah
Spain is a shit.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into OP's rear
>>699790857
lol im not even spanish but i just hate catalonia. thats all hahahahahh
fuck your mother
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699791150
KeK You are a Spanish muslim. Stop ridiculing yourself, nigger.
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Yeah I had one actually crawl in my ear it got stuck and way biting everything I had to grab it with tweezers it fucking sucked
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Except don't, climb into OP's anus
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my Spanish rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699791367
no man im from switzerland lol :p
fuck catalonia :-*
dont even have your own country losers hahahahah
>>699777919
>OP! OP!
>You're a fag!
>Suck the cocks
>That fill a bag!
>You're a faggot, dear OP.
>I hope you die in a fire!
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into OP's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my Jew friend's beer
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into OP's mother's rear!
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Theres no room in my moms rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699791812
Spic detected.
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699792264
This guy
>>699778007
Roll
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig spare my ear, crawl into my mother's rear.
>>699791812
You can tray to insist in it but it's absurd. You are a Spanish nigger. And your language is the language of poverty. Loock at the GPD of the countries where is Spanish is spoken. Try to civilize scum-bag.
>>699777919
"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699791812
Monkey detected.
Penis penis in my ear crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig Earwig spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear.
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
earwig earwig don't fear me
don't stand by the door, come near me
>>699792712
Scots can detect an Spanish fag too. Toros, aids, paella, oleeeee
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's ear.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear.
>>699792613
whatever you say atleast i would have my own country even as a nigger :-* you can continue making money for the spanish king you little putos hahahah
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig spare my ear, crawl into my mothers rear.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
>>699777919
>>699793141
What about your moustache's wife? |:D
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spar my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear"
Earwig earwig, spar my ear. Crawl into false Swiss Spanish rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my OP's rear.
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699793404
sorry man i didnt understand that. my moustaches wife? you mean my wifes moustache? stupid catalan cant even speak english
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig, Earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my Mother's rear.
>>699793822
I'm not Catalan. I'm a Swiss man.
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Ear wig ear wig, spare my ear crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699793822
Idiot Spanish. It's "wife's moustache".
>>699793990
hä mit wäm stritti mi de hie? wtf
>>699790702
Earwig earwig, me. can you hear?. spare me and my mothers rear
>>699794303
Poc que sé pas on redois vols anar a petar?
>>699794270
just kill yourself the other guy is right fuck you barcelona
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699794303
Mmm...google translator.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699794476
mrš u pićku materinu jebo te otac u usta
>>699777919
>wearing a wig in your ear
GET REAL
>>699794486
Spain=sheeeeit
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699794710
Que sies cardat per una guilla amb gonorrea.
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Except don't, climb into OP's anus
>>699777919
A wig goes on your head
A bug goes in your ear.
If a bug goes in your ear, it becomes a wig.
If a wig goes in your ear, what does it become?
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
They're called Earwigs because you find them in ears of corn.
>>699794884
što sebi ne turis tatin kurac u dupe dok ne počneš kmečiti ko mala pićkica
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Fuck you earwig I have earplugs
>>699777919
"Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig spare my ear crawl into ops anus
>>699795112
damn catalonia has no national flag spains could burn
>>699795337
Try to be white, subhuman.
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699795333
corn doesn't have ears your fucking hillbilly
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into OP's mother's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699777919
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699795511
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699780099
May I save this image
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into some others rear.
Open your anus, Spic fag.
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into OP's rear
Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
>>699780358
THANK YOU SMILING DOGGO
>>699777919
>Earwig earwig, spare my ear. Crawl into my mother's rear
Earwig Earwig spare my ear. Crawl into OPs urethra.
Now this thread is a fuck Spain thread.
>>699796590
nobody cares the other idiot is gone
muahahha
