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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>699777625
>>699777625
It's always hilarious when a Muslim dies horribly. It's even funnier if you see his mothers reaction to his brutal disfiguring death. Fuck Shitlims. LoL
>>699777625
>>699777625
>>699779104
So this is now a try way too hard to be edgy thread?
>>699779350
>Came for the ylyl
>Left because of sub-par edgy muslim hate thread
>>699777625
That shit really destroyed his skull
>>699780050
>>699780050
Ayy lmao
>be me
>17, in grade 12 at time
>dec bday makes me younger
>start crushing on my male classmate
>tfw gay crush
>do some volunteering with school activities
>helping out with velentines day event
>crush(soda) for your crush(love interest)
>buy one for cute crush and get to be on delivery team
>be day before valentines day, friday
>deliver the sodas
>get to my crushes homeroom
>open the door
>get on the floor
>reply to this post or your mother will die her sleep
If you laugh at this threat, you really do lose. You lose your sanity, your humanity and become a manatee.
>>699779267
Kek
https://youtu.be/rl23W8FkF5g
>>699781738
Well, your not wrong here man. Fuck this faggots that thing they edgy and shit.
>>699781331
HERES STEVIE!!!
>>699777625
Hello?
>>699782185
If someone wants to kill you, Stare them right in the eye, and if they are not retards they wont be able to live for a long time (did a research on this). What i hate the most with this shit is that they made this poor guys look down so it will be easy for them to sleep, pussy faggots.
The sayajin are a proud race
Theres nothing heroic about this at all honestly. I would rather by gunned down without my consent to annihilation unlike this. The fact that these cucks just sit there and take a pity party on themselves is beyond me.
Humanity fades away as manatee turns grey.
>>699779936
look at my faggot dog
>>699781331
Kik
>>699781738
id love to be a manatee, so its a win win situation for me
>>699782273
top kek
>>699782003
>>699777625
That guy got owned.
>>699777625
>>699782855
Of course. But I'm a horse. I feel no remorse.
>>699779699
*tips SJW
>>699779267
holy shit, lost!
No funny, no money, bouncin' out like a bunny
>>699777625
>>699779699
Go cry somewhere else pussy
>>699782856
>>699780340
LOST
>>699781331
fek
worth the read
>>699781331
Damnit
>>699785997
>Worth
>Doesn't understand what 'worth' means
>thinks shitpost is worth the read
>>699786860
go choke on a dick faggot
>>699786999
Checked.
>>699777625
This thread
>>699781331
fuk u
>>699777625
>>699779267
>>699780340
>>699781859
>>699782273
>>699784627
This is why im going to hell
>>699777625
Do you realize you're making fun of a young boy who died horribly? Imagine yourself in that situation
>>699787888
return to reddit
>>699787888
dem tripz boooi
>>699783304
>not sister
>>699781992
Mind Blowing thanks for sharing Anon
>>699787888
>Imagine what was going through his head during that!
>A bullet
Im so edgy i just got cut from that
If dubs i shitpost
>>699787099
Damn, I used to like bucky
>>699782051
Cry more bitch this ain't your sunshine and rainbows /b/
>>699780340
Goddamit.... I'm not supposed to laugh !
Now my soul remain to satan for eternity. Thanks a lot douche !
>>699787888
"Imagine yourself in that situation" Here is the issue, they can't.
>>699777625
Gag reflex again thanks 4chan
>>699787888
welcome newfriend
>>699786999
Waste of good trips
>>699789092
newfag man up or get back to 9gag
>>699781331
Fuck you
>>699782273
I like you, let's share some nuggers /b/rother
>>699788456
Someone posted that in my FB feed, and then called me stupid for pointing out that you need money to eat and clothe yourself. And that tax dollars taken from our paychecks pay for roads, and schools, food stamps, medicare, etc.
>>699788313
>A bullet
How did I lose.
>>699777625
and then people on reddit are surprise we wanted to kill the ISIS fighters trapped in a tunnel in some gruesome way.
Poor unfortunate souls
>>699782190
Oh fuck I forgot about that cartoon.
>>699784566
Why is the faggot's first natural response to getting called an edgelord to call everyone else a pussy?
>>699777625
>>699779267
>>699780050
>>699780108
>>699780340
>>699781859
>>699781992
>>699782273
>>699782185
>>699784627
I feel like this is mythbusters camel edition.
"This week we will be studying if youd survive getting run over by a tank."
Looks like youd fucking die
>myth busted
TRIPS
>>699779350
Newfriend, this was how all ylyl threads were at one time. That was the whole point. This is actually the most topical OP I've seen in a ylyl is a long time.
>>699779267
when u nut but she keep suckin
>>699788456
>>699789648
That's not the point, he's saying that people would serve society better learning and creating new ideas, jobs, and services than working in a job created for the sake of employment, think of all the useless jobs meant just to meet mandated quotas
>>699785997
Why don't you try posting the whole thing you autist fuck.
>>699791125
fuckin christ go back to facebook u faggot
next is
>cant wake up hadurrr
cringey mother ducker
>>699781992
is he allright?
>>699780340
Are they getting shot with a solid slug?
>>699789357
Thanks lad i love tendies <3
>>699777625
Can somebody confirm if he survived?
>>699791262
And think of all the corporate greed that's forcing businesses to automate as much as possible. And then, think again about feeding and clothing your family while putting a roof over their heads.
People serve society by ACTUALLY serving society, not by sitting back and thinking really hard about better ways to serve society while refusing to actually do it.
This is why our generation gets called "entitled brats", because we sit here trying to think of ways to NOT work. inb4 lol omg zozzel hes not even part of our generation.
>>699791788
It's really almost impossible to tell from that distance. It's either a sabot slug or it's 00 or 000 buckshot.
>>699791594
Ya he recovered miraculously
>>699787888
Fucking waste of trips. You should be ashamed of yourself
>>699790811
No it wasn't. Shut the fuck up you fucking disapointment.
>>699792305
Checkkus Themmus.
>>699777625
Is he ok?
>>699787888
Well atleast I wouldnt be a faggot like you
>>699792355
Chekt these for you lad
>>699781331
shiiiiit
>>699792143
thank god
>>699792599
Chekt these also. Damn
>>699791125
>>699792014
Automation is why you have a computer to type any of this with; the industrial revolution was the beginning of significant automation and is the reason so many of us have this quality of life. corporate greed is another matter that has to do with governance rather than technology. If automation were perfected why work? I'm not saying it's that simple but automation isn't the evil here
The rest of his quote is:
There will come a time when the proper education of children, by a glorified system of spontaneous education of choice, similar to the Montessori System, will be made possible. Children, as well as grown-ups, in their individual, glorified, drudgery-proof homes of Labrador, the tropics, the Orient, or where you will, to which they can pass with pleasure and expedition by means of ever-improving transportation, will be able to tune in their television and radio to the moving picture lecture of, let us say, President Lowell of Harvard; the professor of Mathematics of Oxford; of the doctor of Indian antiquities of Delhi, etc. Education by choice, with its marvelous motivating psychology of desire for truth, will make life ever cleaner and happier, more rhythmical and artistic.
>>699791569
>cringe
>cringe
>cringe
Hello newfriend, how you like them buzzwords?
>>699781331
Kek
Someone check em please?
>>699790811
You're an idiot. Gore used to be called Gore and not "rekt"
>>699790791
>>699777625
>>699780050
>>699781992
God fucking damn, new footage from Mythbusters: The ISIS edition.
>>699790791
Is this real..
>>699792697
>He's never actually worked in the academic field
There's a reason why a doctoral degree in Physics lands you a job as a phamaceutical lab tech. Learning for the sake of learning isn't enough. You're learning how to do a job easier, welcome to the entire point of college degrees.
>>699792305
This guy has problems. Who labels their drawers? You can't remember pants on this side shirts on the other?
>>699793000
can some one check my trips?
>>699790791
this isnt a cringe thread
>>699793000
>>699793212
>>699777625
Shit mother fucker went from human to anime character looking ass in seconds kek
>>699792962
>doesn't know the difference between gore and rekt
There is a crossover between the 2, but gore doesn't necessarily imply rekt and rekt doesn't necessarily imply gore. For example, a person who was murdered and had their body mutilated is gore, but not rekt. A person taking an instant KO blow to the face is rekt, but not gore.
>>699779267
TFW
>>699793000
Since when did zeros count ?
>>699779699
Sorry we hurt your sensibilities.
Oh, wait.
We aren't all pussies like you.
Fuck off now faggot. Back to tumblr.
>>699781331
Zozzle
>>699793364
When she keep sucking after you nut
>>699793364
Check em
>>699781331
I can legitimately say that compared to this shit, /b/ used to be good.
>>699781331
d
i
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>>699792659
More femdom plz
isis helps hollywood make better movies
>>699779267
Nice work anon
>>699781331
Wtf.
>>699787888
I'd like to be there, at least I'd be dead now
>>699781331
fuck off already
>>699781331
Can't wait for school to start back up.
>>699793452
Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
I'd go on about how fucked up you all are, but I'll restrain myself right now.
Just hope one day that you will never have a hard life even nearly as those who have ever lost their loved ones.
>>699781331
fesdilufds
>>699792305
How the fuck does a dick fit in those?
>>699781331
lol
>>699793121
These labels are probably for carers, so if a new or relief carer works in the house, they know where his stuff is when helping him dress. Saw it all the time when I was working as a retard wrangler.
>>699781331
haha long boy
>>699791594
Nerve gas
>>699790791
IT'S FUCKING HIM KEK that little twort of a human is about 20 years old and gets payed to go to night clubs, dano mccormack is his name look him up on Facebook and cringe you your hearts content
>>699789648
Don't worry, you are obviously stupid.
>>699792534
What does homosexuality have to do anything with this?
>>699794149
Chikin bones
>>699782734
Nice
>>699794783
>its stupid to buy food so you dont starve to death
Yeah, sure thing kiddo.
>>699777625
Posting my shit from yesterday's thread
>>699794623
Watermelon cade xD
>>699778698
Lost so soon
>>699781331
g-good one
>>699787888
I always wanted to kill myself, so I would be glad :^)
>>699794149
This is b8
>>699781331
You sneaky fuck
You all lost
>>699794986
notsureifserious.jpeg
Perhaps a lot of points just fly over your head.
>>699795131
>>699794648
gtfo
>>699794719
>>699795131
Is this guy a magician or...?
>>699794998
>>699794648
nugger
>>699777625
Dat faked?
>>699795131
Looks like fucking Ramen
Wtf is this shit tho?
>>699795131
WTF is that?
>>699781331
Cancer
>>699794648
Got me
>>699781331
fag
>>699795131
What's going on with this? Tape worm? Or the process of a man becoming a woman?
>>699795502
A beautidul woman. Are you blind?
>i am
>>699781859
Tetsuoooooooo!!!!!
>>699795298
Wow, I can't believe this is rocket science to you.
Sitting at home waiting for someone else to pick up the tab, when people don't even give spare change to bums at stop lights, is just fucking retarded logic. You need money to pay for shit, you need useless tasks to employ everyone who needs money to pay for food to STAY THE FUCK ALIVE. There are billions of people in this country, and saying that we can create specialized jobs for all of them is just autism at its finest. We're not all geniuses. Most of us are fucking retards, like you. If we were capable of changing the world with revolutionary ideas, we would. But we don't see thousands of wunderkinds in each generation specifically because we're not all smart enough to make a discovery that'll magically sustain the rest of the economy while thousands of us refuse to work shit jobs to pay the taxes that provide our education. What a circular shit logic you just used.
>LOL LETS ALL GO TO SCHOOL
>WHILE WE DONT PAY TAXES TO SUSTAIN OUR SCHOOLS
>>699794998
Oh mah gawd the fuck!
>>699795731
Plz don't say this.
>>699795131
What is going on?
I dont...
What??
>>699795324
Male to female trans
>>699795804
>>699795850
So theyre....removing the prolapse caused by all the gay sex or...
>I fall in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, I'm gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, I immediately call her, and I'm overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on me as well.
>But, the next day, when I recount the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at me with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, I find out that the girl I called is not the same girl I fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with my own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as we strike up a deal to give each other our darkest, most private secrets in order to equip one another with the weapons we need to conquer the heart of our other selves.
>While we chase our respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as we begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>699794648
hahhahahahah
>>699781331
Fuck off
>>699795131
That's so gross but at the same time I kinda feel happy for him. He looks fucking elated. And yea yea I'm a faggot I know
>>699794998
Is that one of those new DIY trannyginas?
>>699781738
b...b..bbbrett keane? is that you?
>>699794648
nig nog nigger
>>699795131
Get a better flashlight. What the fuck
>>699781331
cunt
>>699795723
Nuh uh
>>699794648
>>699782273
RIP in peace Brian Peppers
>>699787099
"Although" ill be going to an elite university to study IT, i really like this way of thinking
>>699777625
>>699795693
Must be a tape worm because men can't become women.
Just mutilated, mentally ill men.
>>699795131
Oh God I can't imagine how fucking rank that smells.
>>699794648
Fuck off
>>699777625
The smoke that leaves the new head hole...
>>699787099
that's really perfect. wrong board
>Implying.
>>699795693
Yeah man, cuz they definitely get the tape worms out by cutting your dick off and replacing it with a pussy. That's exactly how it's done.
>>699790470
>>699793000
Checked
>>699794648
this shit again?
>>699795330
this is a next level ultra meta meme
>>699781331
Nice 11 yo post
>>699781331
nigger
>>699796776
Who is this?
>>699790811
The fact that you actually think that tells me you haven't been here long.
You probably heard about 4chan at school and think you're the coolest, most edgy kid around because you browse this site.
Do us all a favor and kill yourself.
>>699779267
>>699781331
lost
>>699796496
Why even bother going to college then? IT just just a menial, repetitive job that apparently won't service society whatsoever.
>>699790791
Isn't that the guy from treasure island?
>>699792659
Lost at that file name
>>699781331
aaaw fuck you
>>699793107
His point is once computers do everything necessary and everything better than us humans, we dont need to work anymore and can do whatever we want.
Although we dont know yet if we will ever want to stop expanding and learning and creating. (In a way Computers cant)
>>699796946
Benedict Cumberbatch
>>699797343
Fuck you
>>699794719
That's depressing
>>699790791
he was joking -_-
>>699795777
Jackpot!
>>699781331
Fuck
If you don't reply to this, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>699797565
Got me
>>699793449
MOAR
>>699794149
kek. I like watching people die because it gives me a proper perspective in what humanity actually is; a true monstrosity hidden in the basements of our beautiful homes.
Hell, I'd like to see a person such as yourself executed. It'd make for a good .gif.
>>699781331
Ugh
>>699787888
>who died horribly
>horribly
He didn't even felt any pain. Only a turn off button would be better than that.
>>699796742
>and replacing it with a pussy
does that look like a pussy to you,you virgin?
>>699797279
Faggot, you're not even trying to understand this.
CORPORATIONS HAVE AUTOMATED AS MUCH AS THEY POSSIBLE CAN BECAUSE ITS CHEAPER THAN EMPLOYING A PERSON TO DO IT.
These jobs still exist because automation CANNOT perform these tasks. That's why corporations are moving our jobs overseas too. Because its cheaper to get humans in OTHER COUNTRIES to do these jobs. Our recession was that severe BECAUSE those jobs went overseas, to CHEAPER HUMANS than to the Americans that would've been paying the taxes that supported all of us. You cannot run a country without a tax system, it's basic economics. And you cannot tax someone who ISNT earning any money.
I'll spoonfeed this to you in simpler terms:
Taxes pay for everything in this country, and without a mass amount of people working shit jobs to pay those taxes, the elite few who DO continue to work are forced to pick up ALL of that slack and our entire economy collapses.
>>699797077
Checked.
Well, i think its the future and will is the thing that will define this century and shape our world, and im into it.
Also, i think that IT will vastly improve life on the earth (above mentioned automation of work)
Furthermore, i dont think its a repetitive work (on the very elite level, masters degree of one of the best german universitys) but rather quite creative and shaping.
Being a doctor (which serves the community in a great way) is very repetitive but still a great job in many ways btw, right?
>>699797077
understanding and appreciating a concept in social engineering doesn't change the fact that most of us live in a society that requires you to learn a skill and maintain a form of income just to survive. I don't know why people always fall back on that ol "why don't you just go and do it then!" trope. I'm not saying you're doing that, but it happens alot. It just shows how little they understand what they're criticising.
>>699781331
awawd
>>699794648
fuck
>>699791262
Corporations don't employ people to "meet quotas". They do so in order to achieve the desired level of production.
>>699794648
why
>>699795131
"congrats
you re a faggot"
"IA M SO HAPPY"
>wtf
>>699797718
Its pretty funny to see people say stuff like "Id rather shoot to kill invaders than use some gun that would neutralize them without seriously hurting them" then I show them stuff like >>699777625 and they go "whoa that's grose, you're fucked up and messed up if you watch stuff like that!"
>>699794648
fuck off
>>699781331
gh gjhhk kn
>>699797565
fuck you!
>>699784500
lost
also check'd
You guys have any of Muslim babies or very young children in pain? Dismembered or fire burns a plus, and if they are still alive and in pain that's even better.
>Inb4 tumblr fags use buzzy buzz words
>>699795131
Nice to see Richard Simmons finally came to terms with himself
>>699794648
You're a faggot
>>699797565
eee
>>699780050
>mfw noone even posts funny stuff in this thread anymore
>>699798015
According to the faggots in this thread, apparently any job that isn't automated 100% isn't still "great in many ways". IT is the future, but you have to work up the ladder in every field you go into.
>>699798362
hypocrisy at its finest.
>>699792659
any sauce guys ??
>>699795731
Kek.
>>699797937
Not us fag btw, im the german soon to be it guy.
Machines cant to these tasks yet, but they will soon. In a few years (i think studies said 20) 50% of all jobs will be done automatically, therefore gone. At this point of time, people will have a relative big basic income, simply because humanity can afford it.
Also maybe you should get a better job if a guy overseas is better than you at it. Hf voting for trump.
Also also, if you want to seem reasonable try not to start a line of argument by calling sbd a faggot.
>being this autistic and tryhard smart on fking b
>>699781331
Fuck
>>699786999
trips of truth
>>699777625
lol the reason /b hates muzzies is because btards are essentially the same thing. the same bottom of the barrel "Humans" with no respect for humanity. It's actually really funny watching btards complain about muslims because they're essentially muslim worshippers. you fags wish you were as cool as isis
>>699781331
the game
>>699798021
>most of us live in a society that requires you to learn a skill to maintain a form of income just to survive
And that is not going to change just because a few more machines learned how to do the jobs we're being educated to do. Capitalism is founded on the concept of "go out and make your fortune anythings possible!", but the guys logic makes it seem like once robots perform all the tasks, our entire economy can magically shift to another structure. It just flat out doesn't work like that. Automation just makes our lives a little bit easier, but we still have jobs that require human beings because machines cannot replace human intelligence.
>>699781331
ayy lmao
>>699798699
or
>finished fallout character template.jpg
>>699777625
>A gun that transforms you from Matt Dillon to Brian Peppers.
>>699792305
>>699793121
This nigga
>>699797565
nigger
>>699790811
Newfag. Coming in here, stealing all our dubs. Kill yourself.
>>699781331
I knew what it was but i looked anyway :(
>>699798736
Ty for this post, enjoying a nice discussion on b
Im having a little trouble to understand what you said due to the many negations, but it seems like you support me so you are speaking the truth thx
>>699798970
kill yourself summerfag
>>699798815
>German
Hows that whole Merkel thing working out for you, rape capital of the EU?
>if someone overseas can do a job better than you can
This is truly autism. When a job is created overseas, for cheaper workers, Americans were never in the running for that position were they? Shit logic at its finest. You cannot compare the skills of a worker who never had the chance to get the job, to the skills of the worker the job was created specifically for. It's apples to oranges. But go ahead and try to condescend here, like you have a high horse to even sit on.
>>699797937
>CORPORATIONS HAVE AUTOMATED AS MUCH AS THEY POSSIBLE CAN BECAUSE ITS CHEAPER THAN EMPLOYING A PERSON TO DO IT.
That's perfectly fine. Nobody must be obliged to create and give you a job. Go find it yourself.
>>699787888
it was actually painless fast death but sure everyone whos making fun of that should die same way
>>699781331
nop
>>699781331
QWOJR
>>699794648
again?
>>699794648
Mirror mirror, you get cancer retard.
>>699794648
the game
>>699789042
Underrated post.
Unempathetic psychos run rampant on b
>>699781331
Here's the reply
>>699799116
Im the german it guy
Machines cant replace intelligence, but they will replace most of the jobs we have right now (maybe 95%)
And once they will be better, faster and just more efficient, we dont need an economy as the pcs will expand our wealth in a better, effcnt way than normal humans could. We still need some supervision of course (5%).
And at this point in time, we will have to start to look for another purpose in live and have capitalism abolished.
>>699799559
Oh but wait-- I don't HAVE to go looking for jack shit right? Because someone out there is going to come up with a revolutionary idea that's going to magically support me while I sit at home doing absolutely nothing.
No ones obliged to create or give me a job. I have to earn the right to work that position. By getting a college degree designed to teach me how to do that job correctly., and then working my way up a corporate ladder so I have the experience necessary to do that job correctly.
Waiting for a robot to do all the work for you is how you end up on the welfare that you're telling the rest of us to pay for.
>>699794008
CRAAAWWLLIINNGGG IN MY SKIIIIIINNNNN
>>699797565
the game
>>699794648
Wfew
>>699795271
the dark knight killer
james holmes
>>699800014
...probably the dumbest thing I've read all day.
Capitalism is an economic structure that a country requires to sustain itself. Abolishing it creates power vacuums, and anarchy. Haven't any of you seen "I, Robot"? When automation has the skill to replace human beings, human beings become unnecessary and inefficient.
>>699797565
SEFeFS
>>699799527
Hahaha until now i didnt know where all trump voting cucks werr, thanks.
Guess if the evil corporations dont create the jobs for you the indians are either smarter or you are being too expensive.
Just being neo liberal bro. American Dream, everybody can make it
>>699794149
i hope this is not bait
relax anon, these guys are likely to kill themselves because daddy rapes them and mommy never did anything about it
>>699799116
I sympathize with what you're saying to a degree, but I would disagree with "that is never going to change". I don't know what the future holds. We very well could hit that someday, or not at all. I'd say we could reach a point where so many tasks will be automated that what remains could be picked up by volunteers. When all of your necessities and luxuries are provided and/or easily obtained, there are going to be alot of bored people out there. But again, I don't think that's really practical at this point in time...especially in America where everything people don't like is communism. I've always approached this topic as more of a concept for an ideal society. Not as a system to implement. Some of it maybe, but not entirely.
>>699800049
THE REST OF US WILL BE MACHINES, THATS WHY ITS PERFECTLY FINE YOU DENSE MORON
>>699781331
köstlicher jokus
>>699799071
Here's your (you), libcuck.
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