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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Daily reminder that Earth is flat and all of you are living a lie.
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>>699706209
piss off nonce
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>>699706209
Poe's law all the way down !
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You cant prove Im wrong.
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Genocide when
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do you eat your french fries with mustard? i saw some people do it, but i definitely prefer with ketchup
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>>699706577
er.. can.. physics....
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>>699706577
I've been to outer space. Can confirm earth is flat. This will never reach the general public though, since the Government doesn't want you to know, and they own the media.
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Attention seeking, never got enough nipple!
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>>699706209
Bitch that's a cone
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>>699706209
I'll believe it when you can explain which direction south actually is
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>>699707274
>been to space
You're a space nigger, than fuck off, crash on the moon.
Or you're just a faggot, maybe hit space because the dick in your ass cummed so intensely it made you hit exit velocity.
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If the earth is flat explain why lines of latitude are longest at the equator?
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>>699706209
different stars in southern hemisphere... explain pls
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>>699708709
"its da gobermint shoting shinys in teh ski3 hur durr. this is y u cant c them during day"
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>>699706209
Wow, good to know I'm not the only one who knows this.
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>>699706209
>2016
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>>699709594
>1975
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>>699708709
Southern hemisphere is just a mirrored copy of the northern hemisphere made by the government. You can tell by the pixels.
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>>699706209
Daily reminder that OP forgot to take his meds today.
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Then how the fuck can you travel from Los Angeles to Tokyo by flying westward? Are the hemispheres on opposite sides of a celestial coin, or something?
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>>699706209
>all of you are living a lie
That's the only true part of that statement.
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>says is flat
>posts cone shaped earth
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>>699706209
Then explain day and night and different time zones nigger...
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>>699706209
Daily reminder that you're a retard for thinking so :)
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If earth is flat why are other planets round?
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>>699706209

Its true if the earth was round long rivers would at some point have to run 'UP HILL'
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>>699706209
If the earth is flat then why doesn't the gravitation pull of a flat planet pull you towards the equator? Why doesn't gravity get weaker further north or south of the midline of our planet?

Faggot.
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>>699706209
That doesn't look flat.
also where is the turtle?
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>>699706209
Oh yeah ? And what happens if you sail til the edge ? You fall in space ?

Come on.
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>>699708417
Thats the problem. There is no south pole. Only a north pole.
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>>699714475
There are no other planets. NASA has already admitted they cant get past the Van Allen's Belt.

Earth is flat, there is no southern hemisphere. If there were really other planets, dont you think it would be mentioned in the Bible at least by some little clue?
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>>699714669
There are ice walls on the outer edge. No one has actually left this planet (ex: gone to the edge, visited outer space). The floodgates of heaven (the firmament), waters between waters are blocking the way.

We live in a dome. No one has left this planet. God is literally watching us from above. When it rained for 40 days and 40 nights it literally says "the floodgates of heaven opened" implying the sky opened up to release the waters above (waters of heaven).
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wrong. all wrong. the earth is actually round, but it is hollow. get your shit together folks, it's alienz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA_Dw71Satc
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>>699715415
That's why I ask which direction is south.
If it's just the opposite of North, it's a different direction depending on where you start from
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>>699707102

Explain?

Just because you have been exposed to globe propaganda your entire life doesn't make it true.

Every classroom has a globe that no one even uses, just about every movie and TV program makes reference to the globe... NASA is a fraud, the moon landing is a fraud, the Mars rover is a fraud.

Your reality is a lie.
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>>699706209
how is that flat? its a fucking pyramid shape
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>>699706209
You don't know the half of it. The Earth is not simply flat, it is a cube that has four days per rotation, not only that it is also hollow on the inside.
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Much bait
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>>699714520
pretty sure that they done think that gravity works that way. They just think is a "downward" force. The same where ever you are.
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This is the logo for the UN along with the flat earth map... They are literally laughing in your face.
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>>699715602
And here, in the wild, we have an example of scientific illiteracy.
A brain incapable of comprehending basic physics, and therefore, forced to create elaborate "conspiracies" to rationalise their failed understanding of the world.
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>>699706209
>1 timelapse video from Ineternational Space Station
>Flat earth disproven
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>>699716983
>Muh CGI! Muh Photoshop! Conspiracy! Its not Reeeeeeal!

You already know the idiotic answers they'll make to that one.
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>>699716931

The Van Allens belt is something that modern Engineers and Scientists can't figure out how to get past, it will destroy just about anything.

They need whatever technology those scientists in the 70's used once but refused to ever use again....

>You have to pass through it to get to the moon
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These people aren't trolling.
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>>699716875
In the last thread he claimed gravity doesn't exist, the world is falling upwards through space.

So when you jump, you don't come down, the earth Flys up and catches up with you
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>>699716883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap2Kgglzeec
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>>699715602
Explain telescopes.
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some examples of how spectacularly wrong the Flat earthers are.

firstly, their "lampshade" sun, and what shape it would really need to be, for the northern hemisphere in summer....
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Stop with the belts, holy shit.
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>>699714520
They don't understand the concept of center of mass.

I.e. they have down syndrome
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Why do you think supersonic air travel was stopped abruptly over 10 years ago?

Supersonic aircraft are too fast which means the globe myth can't be maintained whilst also being able to fly from London - New York in less than 3 hours.

>muh accident
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>>699708577

kek
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>>699717385
So the sun is just a flashlight, it all makes sense now. What a viable theory.
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>>699716883
YOU'RE A FUCKING NUTCASE HAHAHA
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>>699717385
and now, for the southern hemisphere.

With the southern pole constantly in sunlight during its summer, like the northern pole is during summer there, the shape of the sunlight would have to change miraculously to form a ring which encircles the entire southern rim.

This is, of course, both impossible for them to explain, or to create any rational reason for.
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>>699717385
Not exactly.
South pole gets no sunlight during northern hemisphere summer, so it shouldn't be reaching the outer edge.
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>>699717521
Thanks for the chuckle. Made my day for sure.
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Look, I can get behind some "conspiracies" about corrupt elites who try to gain control of the world's resources because that makes some sense at least,
but how in the fuck would someone profit from lying about the earth's geometrical shape?
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>>699717521
Nope. Supersonic commercial aircraft were stopped because the maintenance costs were too high and the profit wasn't the biggest.
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>>699717521
Or heavy aircraft require a lot more maintenance than low profile aircraft after traveling at supersonic speeds, making them unfeasible for commercial use.
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>>699717521
Because super sonic was ok at first it was something new but as time went along we started to care less and less about going super sonic because we saw it too much. But then they freshened it up with super shadow in sonic adventure 2 and now we just dont give a damn about sonic.
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>>699717588

Of course, the very fact that the flat earthers say the sun is spinning around, shows how insanely delusional they are.
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>>699717385

>muh the flat earth sun can't possibly be right
>flat earth impossible because of infograph I found on reddit
>believes there are black holes in the solar system that are linked to billions of other identical galaxies

Kill yourself sheep
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>>699717694
For the same reason the government sprayed aerosols to block the second sun from our vision
>duh
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>>699717830
>>flat earth impossible because of infograph I found on reddit
>>believes there are black holes in the solar system that are linked to billions of other identical galaxies

Wut?
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>>699717830
>when you od on red pills
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>>699717191
legit i feel sad when there are actually flat-earthers out there
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>>699717694

>be NASA
>"we will build advanced space craft and explore outer space"
>$10B/year in Government funding

Are you retarded?
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>>699717440
CARLOS!
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>>699717830
Nobody with an understanding of black holes believes that they have an exit point.

Black holes aren't linked, they don't lead anywhere. Imagine space as a fabric stretched out, and a gravitational body a weight placed upon that fabric. The warping of space time is denoted by the dip in the fabric created by the object. A black hole is just when an object is SO HEAVY it can't be seen because the dip is too deep.
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Even if we ignore the crazy amount of scientific evidence, Russia, America and China would never get along enough together such a huge conspiracy. The countries are "wasting" trillions of dollars on space programs in your theory.
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>>699718051
>be nasa
>"we will build advanced space craft and explore outer space"
>$10B/year in Government funding
>AND THEN ACTUALLY DO IT
>MULTIPLE TIMES
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>>699718051

sorry, i don't get what you imply.
maybe i am retarded.
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and here's some ultra-advanced astrophysics that the flat earth "theory" simply cannot explain at all...

the last I heard, they were claiming the moon was made up of light-emitting objects which moved around the surface of the moon over the course of a month.

You cant make this shit up.
Well. "You", meaning sane people. They obviously did.
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>>699718051
But they actually build it? o.o
And you can break down the price by looking at the blueprints and everything.
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this is exactly why all religion should be abolished
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>>699718051
10B is nothing to a government agency.
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>>699706209

Wrong
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>>699718261
That's like saying that california has a lot of earthquakes because of how many black people live there, bumping their systems.
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>>699718051
With that logic US military is one big conspiracy.
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My cousin launches huge sugar fuel rockets into space and he attached a camera on one. Could clearly see the curvature. Did the same thing with a huge balloon. Also the horizon moved down obviously.
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>>699718160
And nobody with the slightest clue about astronomy thinks there are Black Holes in our solar system.

If there were a black hole within 100 light-years, we'd probably have never evolved as a species, thanks to the x-ray radiation they pump out.
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>>699716529
How about you explain how all this is fake. Our physics bank pretty heavily on how everything is spherical. That is how gravity works. For the earth to be flat there would have to be a definite up and down. Which there isn't.... Because it's space.
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>>699718160

The majority of this thread are uneducated retards like this effectively parroting what they've heard fat Jew Neil gedrasse Tyrone say.

>"how can anyone believe the earth isn't a globe? Hahahahaha"
>buys into total science fiction as reality
>knowledge based on fiction
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>>699718302
like in the soviet union, right?
people sure enjoyed their freedom from religion.
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>>699718458
That's actually fairly true. Military Industrial Complex supporting for-profit weapons manufacturers in a perpetual cycle of pointless war in order to sell said weapons.

You know the drill.
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>>699718532
>thousands of years of learning is JST TO SPITE US
>THE SPACE RACE WAS A GIANT CONSPIRACY
>MUH FLAT ERF DO
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>>699718558
sick meme bro
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>>699718424
>That's like saying that california has a lot of earthquakes because of how many black people live there, bumping their systems.

Totally scientific, that.

Probably the Dark Mass Theory, or something, according to the flat earthers. (Who dont understand what the word "theory" means.)
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>>699718532
Scientific illiteracy.....
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>>699718593
Still have yet to meet a flat earther who attended anything beyond a community college or state school. From a basic psychological standpoint, I think their unconscious mind is attempting to compensate for a low IQ/life filled with disappointment.

If it makes them happy, let them go on believing their silly conspiracy theory because they are too scientifically illiterate to understand the complexity of the truth.
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>>699718234

>build spacecraft
>more money
>stage space travel
>more money
>launch some rockets into the ocean
>more money
>record space walk in swimming pool
>more money
>fool the masses
>more money
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>>699706209
Kys nigger
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>>699718862
http://www.firstmenonthemoon.com/
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>>699706209
Time to blow your mind, filthy peasant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njCDZWTI-xg
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>>699719082
>real footage

gee, cgi sure has come far.
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>>699718458

No shit, retard.

Wars are profitable.. Every uniform, gun, bullet, bomb, Jeep and aircraft costs money.
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Russia, America and China would never get along enough together such a huge conspiracy. The countries are "wasting" trillions of dollars on space programs in your theory.

Bumping this again. Holy shit.
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>>699718862
expose man to the cold, terrifying vacuum of space
put man on moon
money well spent
fuck green text
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>>699714520
Only a full nuclear war will solve this pile of retarded fucks that keep saying of flat, ... So fucking retarded
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>>699719044
I love this thing.
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my wife knows someone who believes this bullshit.

Ironically this girl got a flat tire this week.
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>>699718849

Maybe leave your basement then.

The educated are not the ones spewing out pseudo science about the earth and the solar system as fact, that they heard from Nickelodeon.
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>>699719141
Isnt it incredible how not one of these "CG artists" - a profession well-known for its quiet willingness to maintain an anonymous conspiracy - has spoken out saying "hang on, I made this "real" footage!"

its almost as if.... its not CGI. Coult it be it is in fact.... reality?

Who'd of thought it? (apart from normal, sane people.)
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>>699719253

>what is the Antarctic treaty
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The Flat Earth society has members all around the globe. Its obvious our planet is flat
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>>699719517
>pseudo science

I dont thnk you know what that means.

In fact, I suspect that you are scientifically illiterate. you have such a poor education that you are unable to understand basic principles of physics or chemistry, and therefore, are incapable of understanding that more complex processes may well be true too.
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>>699719373
Not ironic... Is tragic... Put them out of their misery...... Burn down their house witj them inside,... There is nocure for their way of thought
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>>699719716
A treaty that says that no country can own a piece of Antarctica?

And like always, ignore the argument I put forth.
>The countries are "wasting" trillions of dollars on space programs in your theory.
>Space Race
>Deorbiting Mir
>ETC.ETC.ETC.
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>>699708577
You can't prove he's wrong
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>>699706209
If the earth was flat you'd be flat too, you know you ain't. Stop being silly
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>>699719760

STEM Masters Degree from Top 100 school on the globe fag.

Take your Reddit degree somewhere else.
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>>699719952
>STEM Masters Degree from Top 100 school on the globe fag.

Really?

Prove it.
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>>699719730
The Round Earth society is much bigger.
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>>699719952
Post degree with timestamp
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>>699719952
>globe
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>>699720129
>zing
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>>699718821

Good one.

>challenging point of view
>"I'll post this kewl infographic"
>suck on that :DDDD

Fuck off you uneducated retard.
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>>699719730
>The Flat Earth society has members all around the globe. Its obvious our planet is flat
>all around the globe.
>around
Kek, filthy peasant proving himself wrong instantanuously.
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>>699718051
But that makes no sense, if the earth was flat we would still explore space.
Are you absolutely retarded?
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>>699717242
you should be prohibited to get out of the house if you believe shit like this...that's unbelievably stupid, if you are > 5 years old
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There is NO debate possible here... Earth is Round

ROUND

Been proven many many many fucking years ago.

Nothing to believe.... It is FACT
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>>699720203
> infographic

And again, I dont think you know what that means, either.

A quote by Asimov is not an "infographic". It is a quotation which makes reference to your ignorance.

Which, by the way, your response has helped prove to be accurate.
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>>699718462
this is a lie
this is not possible
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>>699719730
>All around
Nice slip up retard, guess you really are trolling
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Op is a sucessful troll, you all lose
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>>699720424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY7W3EMfrgc
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Why doesn't anyone in this tread go and look at some footage from that Felixstowe bombgardner guy? You can see the curvature there
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>>699720396

It's a quote that you're clearly so knowledgable about that you can't recite unless it's in the format of a jpeg from r/adviceanimals.
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>>699720333
You idiot.
That what he was saying last time in the argument of gravity.

Nowhere did I suggest I believe it.
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>>699720496
Thanks, Anon.
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>>699718862
You think someone would do this ?
Go to the moon and tell lies ?
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>>699720550

>fish eye lens
>curvature

Pick one
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>>699720550

Most of the external cameras were wide-angled so the curve (or most of it) was artificial.
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>>699706209
We'll all find out once we start going to mars and shit. That's not gonna be too long.
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I have a question to whoever would like to answer it.

If the earth is flat, like in the animation of how the sunlight would land on the earth. If I were to walk to the middle of the south pole and stand there/run around in tight circles, what would that look like? Would I become the fastest man on Earth?
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>>699720729
If you know calculus, you can calculate the angle on the apparent curvature to determine the circumference of the object.
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>>699720496
too low to see a curve this is the lense
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>>699715779
that's so funny and tragic if you're not trolling, please don't vote!!!
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>>699717242
>In the last thread he claimed gravity doesn't exist, the world is falling upwards through space.


the best bit of this is the fact that such a "flat earth", starting from stationary, would break the speed of light within 1 year.

If the world were a creationist's wet dream and only 6,000 years old, it would cross the galaxy in 4 years. If it were as old as it really is, we'd cross the observable universe in less than a week.
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>>699720905

but muh jesus!
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Even if the Earth looked like that it still wouldn't be flat.
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>>699720621
I was referring as "you" to whoever thought what you explained... bah
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>>699716883
I think the logo designers just needed some way to display all countries. If they only showed one hemisphere of the earth some countries would be left out. Spherical unprojection solves this issue.

Also, when boats travel distances on a flat earth, they always have to steer left/right to maintain their latitude. Boats don't do that, as far as I know.
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>>699720975
>but muh jesus!

going that fast, all I can say is. Jesus built my hotrod.

ring a ding dang a dang a long ling long.
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>>699706209
Daily reminder that low quality bait will only catch you low quality fish.
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I know this is bait but i just want to see you fags come up with a reason why every single goverment on earth would work together to convince people the earth is a globe. What would they have to gain?
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>>699721159
some of us enjoy tugging on the line though.
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>>699706906
I only eat my fries with Mustard.
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holy fuck. I can't even tell who is trolling who
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Every time I hear or see a flat earth argument I just take this ball I have sitting by my desk and throw it. OH no it fell to the ground I wonder why!? GOD must have been angry at the ball.
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>>699721025
holy fucking kek!!
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>huge international conspiracy to make the populace believe the earth is round when it's actually flat

Why though
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>>699721228
Maybe everyone build a globe factory.
After investing so much money in it they discovered the earth is flat.
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>>699721314

not using god-tier mayo+ketchup
I'm done
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>>699707274
Surely the government has better things to lie about like surveillance, war crimes and such why waste the resources convincing people our planet is a different shape ?
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>>699721452
mayo+ketchup+mustard
And its brown mustard!
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>>699721604
You'll find that in india on the streets :^)
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>>699720064

All you're getting.
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>>699721004
Fair enough.
It's one if the more amusing pieces of fake evidence though.
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>>699721758
kek this is so fake
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>>699721591
more importantly, why would "the government" do so, when we've known it is round for 2,200 years?

why would, for instance, the Bolshevik Soviets, or Pol Pot's Khemer Rouge wish to maintain the conspiracy that the previous governments of their nations that they condemned had maintained? Why would the American government wish to maintain the conspiracy that the British had maintained? Why would Oliver Cromwell maintain that which King Charles had held, and so on?
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>>699721835
illuminati
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>>699721758
that's CGI.

Fucking fake.
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>>699721878
I think I need a "flat earth bingo" card.
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>>699721820

I would post the lot but I like having a job.
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>>699721878
So, you're trying to say that a secret society which spans the entire planet, from China to the New World, All of Europe, Africa, and India, has managed to maintain a hold of government secretly for 2,200 years, in every single country, somehow managing to also be in the revolutions which have happened, be in the military coups and the invasions and wars, appear in the governments when nation states have collapsed or formed, in every single country in the world - even back in the medieval or dark ages when these nations often didnt know the others existed.... and yet in all of this, not one in the entire history of mankind has a non-illuminati-infliltrated government taken over and wanted to reveal the truth?

I think the flat earth is more plausible.
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>>699706209
Daily reminder that you're a faggot
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>>699722542
why do people go to such effort with disproving trolls
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>>699722606

So there you have it. The Earth is fucking round you god damn idiots.
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>>699722282

Do you have a job?

How often are you aware of your manager's role/responsibility/intentions? How often are you aware of their manager's role/responsibility/intentions?

As long as everyone below a certain level are just "doing their job" it makes it quite possible.
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>>699706209
If that's true, why is the earth curved when you hang a camera to a balloon that reaches the top of our atmosphere?

and why would the moon be round, the sun be round, and everything else in the universe, but earth wouldn't be?

I'm not defending round earth, just asking questions to those who have an answer to "everything"
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>>699721758
this nigger just printed a few pages and scribbled a time stamp on a blank one probably from same printer.

Kek
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>>699706577
So if this planet is flat, like the picture above. We can assume all planets are flat similarly. So when we look to the stars, how come we done see triangle shaped things? Or do all planets face us?
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I have personally shot up a wheather ballon till it exploded and saw that the earth is not flat. Faggot jew fuckers who thinks its flat
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>>699712217
>tfw you make a valid point and no one answers
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>>699722760

The only people who have an answer to "everything" are those who accept that the earth is round.

Everyone has been pumped full of bullshit about how the earth is a globe and we went to the moon, that most don't need any evidence whatsoever, it's just taken for granted.
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OP's tinfoil hat pushing to stronk on his brain
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>>699722741
>As long as everyone below a certain level are just "doing their job" it makes it quite possible.

>quite possible

a 2 1/4-milennia-old secret society that infiltrates every single government *and* its oppositions, *and* is involved in every single revolution or other regime change in history, around the entire planet, without once ever failing to be in on an unexpected change of power.

>plausible
>Its totally like knowing that my boss at Burger King does.

Said the man who knows nothing about what his manager does, or what global governments are or have been over the course of two thousand years.

You know why I love Flat earth threads? Because people come up with the most spectacularly insane shit that has no reference to reality at all.
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>>699722760
A plate is round, but it's also flat
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>>699723162

>stronk
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>>699717187

It's just a belt of charged particles

we can get by it without much issue and even if we couldn't they're positioned in such a way as to be avoidable with the correct launch times and sites.
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>>699723269

>secret society
>"wouldn't everyone know about it?"

New levels of retarded.
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>>699723053
>The only people who have an answer to "everything" are those who accept that the earth is round.


I think you meant to say:
>The only people who have a sane, plausible, properly researched answer to anything are those who understand basic science and reality, and know that the earth is round.
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I know this is all bait. But I do seriously wonder how people could think such a thing. Some people just fall into such a paranoia conspiracy hole that every single thing that they have ever been taught or told by any figure of authority in any manor must be wrong?
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>>699706209
So then how was my cousin able to travel across the Pacific Ocean to Japan? Japan is ahead of us, so in your theory, Japan would be all the way to the east. Nope, she was traveling west, you fucking fools.
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>>699709594
>current year
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The fact that people are taking this thread seriously really proves everyone got autism here.
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>>699723493
>
>secret society
>"wouldn't everyone know about it?"

>New levels of retarded.

Do you realise HOW difficult it would be to create a secret society that existed in _one_ country, for 2,200 years?

Now, lets make that one that existed for 2,200 years, that spans _every_ single nation. now, we're talking hundreds of groups, around the world, an unbroken line for a hundred generations or more, and not once has one person thought "this whole secret thing needs to come out in the public!" and has spoken up as a member?

Yes. New levels of retarded. But not from me. New levels of retarded from the person who thinks that's even remotely possible.
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>>699706209
Thats a cone retard cones arent flat smh
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>>699723854

It's called a secret society for a reason you spastick.

I'm sure 95% of people haven't even heard of 'Skull and Bones'.

People are too busy doing their job.
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>>699724247

>spastick
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>>699720905
Are you saying terminal velocity of a 'flat earth' would be light speed or faster ?

I'm curious how you come to that conclusion since terminal velocity is decided gravitational pull and the weight of an object,
If there is no gravity in space how would it reach terminal velocity?

Also flat earthers don't believe in gravity the driving force is 'electro magnetism'
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>>699720891
Kek
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>>699720905
>>699720975
You realise flat earth has nothing to do with religion. In fact the whole flat earth thing was never widely believed even in the dark ages. The idea people could "fall off the edge of the earth" is just a modern misconception of what people used to believe.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_flat_Earth
(Yeah i know, wiki so it must be legit)

>Tl;dr no one ever really believed flat earth, lazy greeks 1700 years ago are smarter than OP
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If the earth is flat then why does all the water never fully drain over the edges where we all know the water runs off of? Also why can I fly completely around the world on the same heading and end up where I started?
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https://youtu.be/njCDZWTI-xg
Came here to post this.
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>>699724247
>It's called a secret society for a reason you spastick.

OK.
here's a little thought experiment for you.

Please list how many societies (as in, organisations, not religions) there are which are NOT secret, that have lasted for at least 2,200 years, with membership of every country in the world.

In fact, I'll make it easier. List one that has existed in ONE country for that long.

And yet, you think that one can last that long, while being completely unheard of?
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Nobody here has ever been the pancake man?
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>>699724838
Turkey?
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>>699706209
That moment when you realise /b/ is full of retards who will fall for any shitty b8
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>>699724459
>Are you saying terminal velocity of a 'flat earth' would be light speed or faster ?

with a constant acceleration of 9,8ms/s every single second of the day, every day of the year, year in, year out, there would be no such thing as a 'terminal velocity'. If it stopped accelerating, then there would be no gravity.

So after just one year at that rate, it would be going faster than the speed of light.

If the world were moving faster at 9,.8ms/s then with its age, 4 billion years, we're being doing something insane like 4.5 billion times the speed of light. Relativity would be so completely insane at that sort of speed that I cant even begin to list how weird the universe would be.

Also, at that speed, the earth hitting a rock floating in space, weighing 1kg would have so much relative kinetic energy, it simply breaks physics - the rock's impact would be more destructive than every nuke ever made, all going off at once.

Its not just crazy, it simply breaks all real-world physics.
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>>699720203
>>699718532
>>699717521
It's just a troll saying these absurd things to try and piss you off he knows the earth is round I'm sure there is someone who has proof that isn't just "I've been in space" but for the record we all know you're just trolling
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So lemme get this straight...

The earth is flat and considering the number of people in a position to know this first hand (persons from the military/government agencies around the world, commercial pilots, etc.) - Basically one half of the world is successfully trolling the other half (at a great deal of expense and trouble) for no reason other than to be dicks?
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>>699706209
Ok then, how about longer days and night's depending on the time of year of course but I've been to Norway and seen 24 hours of sun light, how does this occur ? Also is this flat earth just made or how did it come to be when we see spheroid planets ?
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>>699725686
So what's on the other side? And how come when people fly from say russia too America it takes less time than it would if they had to travel the whole length of earth?
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>>699725377
Ah, yes, the well-known Turkey organisation. A society of turkey who turkey turkey turkey, oh, fuckit, why am I even bothering with this fucking idiot?

What the fuck do you mean "turkey"?
Do you think that the nation of Turkey is a society, in the sense of an organisation?

A society or company, like, for instance, Kongō Gumi, the world's oldest continuously operating independent company, founded in Japan in 578AD, which ran till it was bought out in 2008.

that's what I mean.

not "turkey", whatever the fuck you imagine that to be.
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there is no way you are this stupid...
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>>699717187
Yknow there are safe levels of exposure whether it be an amount at one time, or an amount over time?

The apollo astronaughts didnt have "special technology". They timed their launch to pass through the thinnest bit and were exposed to 1.6-11.4 mGy on their trip which is way lower than what the US atomic commission allows per year.


People be all acting like any amount of radiation is fatal.
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>>699726101
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assyrian_people
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>>699724838
Catholic Church
BOOM GOTCHA
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>>699706209
That's curved, not flat.
Retard.
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>>699716883
In this map how is it that tina fey playing sarah palin can see russia from her house?
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>>699717588
I find this gift satisfying i was staring at it for hours
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>>699719609
don't bother, they're all trolls. NO ONE is that retarded.
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>>699726379
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assyrian_continuity
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>>699717588
I can't believe someone made this......
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>>699725686

I bet you believe the official story of 9/11 too.

>19 Hijackers from Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Lebanon.
>"Let's invade Iraq and Afghanistan"
>"Support the troops"
>USA USA USA USA USA USA

People are retarded.
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>>699717967

kek
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>>699721452
>Mayo+ketchup
>not Mayo+hot sauce
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>>699725537
Fuck anon.
Things fall that speed on earth because of the strength of gravity on earth.
They don't fall that speed on the moon.

And you can't use gravity to counter a point of there being no gravity.
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>>699722923
/thread
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>>699706209
Why cant we goto edge
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>>699722923
They're sprites man. They always face you. The universe's gpu couldn't handle all those polys because god went with an AMD solution.
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>>699726959
This right here is the most retarded thing ever to think that 9/11 wasn't as they said. That's not even anything supporting, it's bullshit we went to war in Iraq and Afghanistan but it doesn't matter where people were from they were apart of the same organization. If someone joins the Michigan militia and is from California and goes on to commit some weird right wing bullshit the police are going to wher ethe michigan militia is located
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>>699706209
If the earth were truly flat, what purpose in the first place was served by someone controversially convincing the leading governing bodies of science and religion that it were round?

It got changed, because the initial model, while it served a purpose, it was WRONG. Things get changed when they are wrong, cause they don't fit. They get changed to fit correctly.

It hasn't been changed back, because its not correct, it doesn't fit. The math doesn't add up.
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>>699727425
kek
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>>699726431
>>699724838
>(as in, organisations, not religions)

I specifically excluded religion, because cults and similar social structures are a different kind of thing. Though clearly that was too complex for you to read.

And the catholic church was founded 1/4 of a millennium later then the date I asked for.

So, not so much "boom gotchya" as "boom. Misfire."
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>ITT: pseudo-intellectuals argue with a meme
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>>699727579
>being on 4chan
>pretending to be better than other anons
We all are fags accept it and move on
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>>699727217
>Fuck anon.
>Things fall that speed on earth because of the strength of gravity on earth.
>They don't fall that speed on the moon.

Of course - totally agree with you there.

that's why I'm trying to say the whole idea that gravity is actually an upward force is fucking insane, even before you get to the details of reality like moon landings that the flat earth nutcases will try to dismiss. Especially when that sort of acceleration would break relativistic speeds in just one year.
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>>699727724
yeah, but I'm better than you, so all good homie.
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>>699715779
>have actually flown around the world over the course of 4 years
>can confirm that there is no ice wall
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>>699715602
A man shall not lie with another man as with a woman. So stop being a faggot, sinner
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>>699715602
first off yes we can go through the van Allen belt in manned flight it would just take some of that science that you hate and also saying that only applies to humans, it's radiation dumbass it doesn't have any effect on the proof of their not being planets
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>>699728223
Unless you've flown over the south pole, that doesn't contradict their crazy argument though
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>>699728223
if the journeys weren't all one, then its likely the icewall moved due to gravitational centrifugal force, so your theory is disproved.
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>>699728927
oh damn. i guess i'll just have to rely on the hundreds of hours of video evidence of people crossing the south and north poles just fine. fuck me, right?
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>>699729184
all CGI by the conspiracy.

according to the flatties.
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If the world is flat, why hide that fact?
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>>699727877
You clearly missed the point that without gravity terminal velocity would be completely different or non existent the properties around flat earth would define it's speed and acceleration

so you can't say it would teach the speed of light using (probably badly) gravitational theory and terminal velocity of things on earth
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>>699706209
Sure dude.
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>>699728927
good luck flying over Antarctia it's sort of impossible.... our satellites have gone over it and picture the whole thing
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>>699730192
crickets
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>>699706209
Atleast I didn't download the same picture twice.
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>>699730240
>that without gravity terminal velocity would be completely different

Erm....
no.

I think its you, who does not understand what terminal velocity is, and why it is entirely irrelevant to acceleration and gravity. Terminal velocity is the maximum speed attained by an object in free-fall due to AIR RESISTANCE. For instance, an elephant or a mouse dropped from 25,000 metres have very different terminal velocities, because the mouse, being so much smaller, has far more drag to weight.

(net result is the elephant goes "splash". the mouse has a good chance of running away un-hurt on landing)

The planet does not have a terminal velocity, because its not moving through air. So whatever you imagine you're trying to say, it makes no sense, you're using completely the wrong terminology, and contradicting yourself by doing so.
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>>699730192
aliens dude
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>>699706209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njCDZWTI-xg
here you go OP
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>>699717967
Lost
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>>699717967
underrated post
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>>699715602
>Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
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>>699730240
Terminal velocity isn't determined by gravity, it's it's a balance between gravity and decelerating forces.

Technically light speed is absolute terminal velocity, but anything with mass can never reach that speed.
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>>699706209
Doesn't look flat to me....
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>>699730657
I am aware of this.
That's why it suits their argument so well.
The no fly zone is to keep the secret.

It's a very well thought out troll
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>>699732166
no ? i dont see curvature
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>>699730826
No OP, ok Nasa Video, the real truth
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>>699732740
Are u blind?
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>>699720129
gold
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>>699732740
Still won't see it I'm guessing?
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>>699706209
The earth is a hologram. so in way you are right. Not bad for a simulation subroutine in a shared memory space. You don't even get kernel mode,
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>>699706209
LOL why does it look like a nug of weed photoshopped onto the bottom
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https://youtu.be/q9ab1mkPh8A
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>>699732988
is flat, or i am blind
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>>699733166
because it is. It's the secret to life
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>>699733177
If you can't see the curving horizon, how about the shadows of the clouds?
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>>699718249

$10B a year = profit
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>>699733563
>how about the shadows of the clouds?


but it depends on where the light arrives, the sun's position
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>>699733563
All planets are round. It's part of the object class initiator interited from a four dimensional universe, It's part of the simulation sdk but you need a holographic data store to execute.
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>>699733563

Just stop.
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>>699706209
But gravity likes a sphere shape you dumbass.
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>>699733790
The sun is larger than earth, so it's parallel.
That shadow angles are from curvature
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>>699734224
>All planets are round. It's part of the object class initiator interited from a four dimensional universe, It's part of the simulation sdk but you need a holographic data store to execute.
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>>699733912
> Has no flat earth defence
> demands you stop providing proof of curvature
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>>699733909
> four dimensional universe
Lay off the drugs anon
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>>699734224
It is close to the end of time and space and you are running on one of billions o simulations being run in 16 different dimensional models to see if another course of development would arrive at a solution. The fact we are still running means none has been found. Silly subroutine.
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>>699733190
Dumbest fucking argument ever
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>>699707274
drugs don't count
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>>699734507
The holographic universe has a solid scientific and mathematical basis all does access to all information in the universe that in may be modelled occurring towards the end of the universes existence. You are a simulation. Deal with it. Plato and Socrates were able to guess this. We now know it.. God exists and he is a coder. The universe is written in free form C with some object orientation when it is useful.
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>>699734553
Sorry. Homie don't play dat.
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>>699734908
Your hippy bullshit is not a 4th dimension anon
You don't know what 3 dimension actually means do you?

Also philosophers asking is this real is not evidence of anything other than philosophers being mental masturbate r to avoid getting a real job and doing real work
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>>699735073
You are in platos cave nigger. One of billions of simulated universes, not just in four dimensions either. The aim being that just one finds a way to continue the existence of a dimensional universes lifespan. That you are still running means no simulation has found a solution.
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>>699706209
m' nigga
>pic related
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>>699706209
there is litteraly livestreams on youtube of spacecrafts recording earth
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>>699735243
Hermann Minkowski

Mathematics.

If you are a chimp it is part of the simulation.
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>>699735447
Piss off with your delusional hologram simulators. Its time for your Haldol.
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wtf yes its curved. look the fuck at the picture
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PLEASE STOP REPLYING TO THESE THREADS. THERE IS PLENTY OF PROOF TO PROVE THE FLAT EARTH VERY WRONG. JUST WATCH COOL HARD LOGIC'S VIDEOS ON THIS TOPIC. IF SOMEBODY IS RETARDED ENOUGH TO THINK THE EARTH IS FLAT, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CONVINCE THEM OTHERWISE.
I REPEAT, PLEASE STOP REPLYING TO THESE THREADS.
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>>699735851
more like cgi bro
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>>699733563
lmao what is perspective
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>>699706209
Please kill yourself.
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>>699706209
Ok im bad at spellin but NASA has released plenty of pics that show more than this and id pf you pplz believe this then you need to shot your self in your head and go make peace with your bearded wizard in the sky asap pplz!
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>>699735956
I'm not a nigger, and you're a retard.
At least flat earth ears don't actually believe what they say, you drug fuelled hippies actually think your nonsense is real
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