Can we get a food cringe thread?
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Can we get a food cringe thread?
>>699682880
omg disgusting
>>699682880
that is easily the most degenerate thing I have ever seen
>>699682930
That's the point faggot
>>699682880
>>699682930
>>699683206
New fags. This is a /b/ staple diet
Has everyone given up?
>>699683523
Isnt that a cake anon?
>>699684042
Not yet
>>699683479
That's not bad.
>>699683523
>>699683604
>>699683692
>>699683849
>>699683963
>>699683970
>Missed the point
I was actually ready to cringe at some food.
Classic
>>699684543
>Fukinrawramsey.webm
>>699684666
>>699684134
>>699682880
The only ones that get the point of food cringe.
Anyone can put soup in a shoe, fucking faggots, abandon thread.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HsX52LL.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>699684666
Sweet trips
>>699684853
fuck you post nazi faggot
>>699684666
Nice trips, men
![9450718289_ae9da1e235_z[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O8NoUSW.jpg "9450718289_ae9da1e235_z[1].jpg")
>>699683523
so perfectly horrible
>>699685305
this. i tried this and its fucking awful
Does this counts?
>>699685305
That looks pretty cool m8
>>699685488
where's the cringe?
![6fbf740347ede88a57d16116888da374[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qIr8hdp.jpg "6fbf740347ede88a57d16116888da374[1].jpg")
>>699685403
![Screen-Shot-2014-11-11-at-9.38.09-AM-640x250[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IMlEqzh.jpg "Screen-Shot-2014-11-11-at-9.38.09-AM-640x250[1].jpg"){kind=small}
>>699685633
>>699683604
Some sugar in spaghetti can actually make it better. I bet this person went to put a bit in and the top fell off.
>>699686238
My stupid fucking ex would do this with fruity pebbles. It was so DISGUSTING and bitter.
pizza with pineapple makes me cringe on a new level
>>699686670
actually most storebought spag sauce is heavy on the sugar
a good reason why it tastes like ass
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zt6xQAU.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>699686238
>>699686815
it's actually the shit
and you have issues
>>699686815
the cringe here is the onion, dude... pizza with pineapple is the shit
>>699686966
Probably, my grandma always made her own spaghetti sauce and she added just a little bit of sugar, made it taste better.
>>699686815
Yeah Hawaiin pizza is bullshit. Most meat fruit combos are fucking retarded.
![snack-combos-2-685x400[1].jpg_d3b877.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UFicpKE.jpg "snack-combos-2-685x400[1].jpg_d3b877.jpg")
No just no
>>699686815
I don't like it, but it's normal
![18-fast-food-menu-items-that-were-sensational-failures[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5mIqlxr.jpg "18-fast-food-menu-items-that-were-sensational-failures[1].jpg")
Cringe from the past
Only because you're all fucking soft cunts.
>>699687417
At first that sounded awful, but it might be pretty good.
>>699687895
do you come from the LAND DOWN UNDER??
This cannot be unseen.
![porkbrains[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ykHF9OI.jpg "porkbrains[1].jpg")
>>699682880
>>699688157
you'd have to be blind drunk
>>699687774
Meh. I'd eat it, and I hate mcdicks
>>699688224
My boss bought a can of pork brains just to give people shit with it.
>>699685621
>milk
>cola
>vodka
>kalua
>=colorado bulldog
>?????
>profit?
>>699682880
This is why the whole world laughs at you burgers. Holy kek
>>699688157
So sloppy, but would eat stoned
>>699688575
no no no no no no No NO NO NO NO NO
>>699684853
>anyone can do literally anything in this thread
>(you)
>>699688575
>Cream filling.jpg
![images[9].png](https://i.imgur.com/iVqcmDY.png "images[9].png")
>>699682880
>food cringe
>>699683970
Gavin's nightmare
>>699685380
It sounds awesome.
>>699688057
Where women glow and men plunder, yes.
Menudo. Sweet jesus. People should be denied citizenship for eating this. You sick sick monkeys.
>>699688950
you'd better run
you'd better take co-ver
>>699683479
Hmmm.. that actually isnt a too bad idea
>>699689007
maybe that's why there are so many illegals
>>699689111
famous last words
>>699684411
That's what I call creativity
A couple years ago I attempted to chef.
>>699689280
Heh yeah like mexico kicked all the menudo eaters out and now we have them all.
![mouthwatering_food_combinations_that_must_taste_like_heaven_640_10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hkM9dS0.jpg "mouthwatering_food_combinations_that_must_taste_like_heaven_640_10[1].jpg")
>>699682880
this is cringe because you are a total faggot for making it
pic related
>>699689546
I'd eat/10
>>699689793
and the kicker is that it would be considered an offense to refuse one
>>699689546
what was wrong with it
other than the cringing amateur phone camera pic
>>699689793
they kinda look like corndogs in the thumbnail
>>699689946
Where? China?
>>699689007
That looks awesome what are you talking about, amerifat?
>>699688224
Fresh pork brains are actually quite good if cooked properly, unlike those canned shit.
>>699690092
just where ever
and they'd watch you eat it to make sure
better pack your HP sauce just in case
>>699690200
no-ggis
>>699689793
>>699690058
Not sure why, but that combination of foods felt kind of odd. It was good and fun to make, though.
>>699690122
You shouldn't eat the parts that actually contain the waste bro. Like shrimp. Normal people devain shrimp and take their poopshoot out, not snack on it.
>>699688157
Probably if you`re pregnant or something.
>>699688224
This are not that bad fried and in tacos also with fucking avocado and some spicy sauce but in a can soup...... fuck that.
>>699688575
saw a place with fucking fried crickets probably 10 kg of cricket looking things cringed
>>699689007
That is actually tasty if you`re in a hangover just don`t mix it with soda or you will have some diahrrea, maybe you don`t like it because it is not homemade ask it with pata and corn then you have a im a fat fuck thing because of menudo.
>>699689546
seems like you were high as fuck and just mixed random food.
>>699690122
Am Canadian, but that looks good bruh
>>699690519
there's no fucking way the FDA would allow real poop shit on the market faggot
come on
>>699686815
Second least favorite pizza. First is pic related
>>699690614
kill yourself
>>699683479
To be honest if you got an iced bun and put strawberry or chocolate sauce on the banana it would be quite nice
>>699690860
what the fuck is wrong with it?
That's a drunk and stoned meatfest
>>699688157
he put effort into this. this motherfucker fried the hotdogs.
Just eat a steak or chicken breast like a normal person. Stomachs and intestines are for weirdos.
>>699690860
Whats wrong with meatlovers you faggoty vegan?
>>699691210
Not really, your parents and grandparents would have grown up on the stuff
>>699691097
It's waay too much meat, though. Why would you ever want that much meat all at once?
>>699691347
dude take it easy anon's triggered pretty hard by this
>>699690122
it is stew from cow, you pour some peppers, some also ask for a little bit of corn hangover cure.
Just as I said don`t drink soda gives you awesome diahrrea didn`t understand shit but here is a video of this girl would fuck honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5S2Wl7cMCc
>>699691145
It hurts to look directly at. I think the baked beans get me weirded out quite a bit.
>>699691410
that's where the drunk and stoned comes in
>>699690200
>received_10154550807861055
Haggis is actually very good. I've had it a few times when I was in Scotland and I loved it
>>699691317
Not vegan, just don't think that much meat and meat of different types on a pizza is a good idea.
>>699691465
nothing like drippy sugary crap that makes the crust fall all to shit
>>699691347
Your grandma probably grew up eating cumshots. It doesn't make it appetizing to me.
>>699691465
>>699691634
pretty sure he was going for a full english breakfast pizza
>>699691601
tbf it looks like 10 times the recommended daily allowance
>>699688157
English breakfast pizza? Worth a try
>>699690927
why you gotta be like that im not a food critic just suggesting some stuff.
Faggot just because you can`t cook or eat fucking hot pockets instead of making your own meals doesn`t mean we all are that way
do you feel that that body aint yours ?
faggot
>>699691533
I dated a girl whose mom was very very hot. When she put butter on toast, it was between 1/4 to 1/2. You just try not to look at her as you think. What...the fuck?
>>699691717
>implying yours didn't
>>699682880
Bad quality, no cultural sense, must be murica
>>699691967
>>699691533
it could be to spread on corn, though
the bun is like a tool
time to break up the party
>>699690200
What's wrong with a traditional haggis? Goes well with a Single Malt Whiskey
>>699692168
Bruh
By far my favorite one
>>699692247
you'd need to drink to forget you ate that
>>699691791
>>699691755
the idea is sound; the execution is atrocious
>>699691717
rekt
>>699692313
hey they asked for it
>>699691498
But if i'm at that point i'd rather just take combo. Idk meat lover's not my thing though
This is a nice snack
>>699692200
damn that is like the guy that does that is the snuffer from food cringed and wtf ylyl at the same time.
>>699692449
just saying judgment can be clearly clouded
we'll cook you a pop tart, k?
>>699692548
that dude is hella based
>>699691763
That's what all meat lover's look like to me, though! Just way too much meat. But yeah, the pizza does have more meat even compared to other meat lover's pizzas
>>699689007
That is one of the better hangover foods out there.
>>699692770
It soaks up all the Mexican beer and tequila you drank the night before and gives you a new lease on life.
actually pho is my go2 hangover food
bonus: rehydration
>>699692605
As long as it's brown sugar. Strawberry sucks ass
im drinking mountain dew and Dewar's right now
>>699693078
fuck I ate all the brown sugar on an indica binge last night
I've still got a couple soylent green pop tarts
>>699693149
no no no no no no No NO NO NO NO
>>699693206
>Mountain Dewar's
>>699693339
that's actually awesome in fried rice
>>699693206
Fuck, dude... What's wrong with your thumb?
>>699693316
:3
>>699693451
just weird lighting
>>699691533
>deep fry it
>>699689546
Did you fucking jizz on the tomatoes??
>>699693538
I'd probably throw up on the spot if you served me that
>>699693538
it was such a nice burger
>tries to post weird gross bugs and sick looking left over meat products no normal people would eat.
>forgets he's on an Asian culture site.
>>699693435
yeah boi
>>699693739
>thinks /b/ is an azn culture site
lurk moar stop reading wikis faggit
>>699693739
if it's Asian culture why are there so many McDonald's threads?
>>699693435
smoked tentacles are awesome too.
>>699693538
from what i can tell, that's mealworms and crickets, both of witch are fucking exquisite, so i'd eat it
>>699689007
that shit is delicious
>>699693251
I'd rather get fucked in the ass than eat that shit. I'll just get some chinese take out if we're talking soylent green
I know a lot of you are down for this.
>>699682880
>>699683479
op doesnt know shit
>>699694351
>>699694439
>>699691717
best comeback ever
>>699694525
Yeah... Keep 'em coming
>>699684411
That's a niggas wet dream
>>699694525
>>699689139
this reminds me of the movie Jack
R.I.P. in peace Robin Williams
>>699694529
Thnx. I try. It's the booze making me witty.
>>699682880
You just wait. I'm gonna rustle your jimmies.
When you bite into a hotdog and there's an inedible hard chunk of beak or bone that wasn't ground down properly, or when you heat something up but it turns out that it's ice cold in the middle
>>699686238
Big deal, desperate times call for desperate measures. I've done this more than once... When cereal was poured and milk was gone.
>>699695101
fried starfish? id try it
>>699695101
id try ithe starfish
Reply to this post, or your mother will feed you this in your sleep.
>>699693632
Ranch sauce
>>699694921
shit tier photoshop, this is the pic they were trying to recreate
>>699685305
They sell a ramen burger at RedRobin... Haven't tried it though!
>>699687117
shut up white trash
>>699695231
I remember when I dissected a starfish in junior high. They're pretty much just stomach and gonads.
>>699695289
Suck it
>>699695289
holy shit that looks really fucking good, idc that it would give me all the diabeetus
>>699695289
That looks tasty but I'm replying because that's a choking hazard
good eatin
Top shit right here. Hell can Fuck this pie face shit. Eating Raw fish is fucking pure cancer. Gelatinous, floppy like shit. Anybody knows it tastes like shit and it looks like fucking labia. Maybe raw beef would taste better to me. Eating another bite of this garbage would kill me.
I don't know what would piss people off more, eating this shit or reading the first letter of every sentence in the above paragraph.
>>699694921
even this mcpussy pic is more realistic than the superimposed bun with faded edges you got
>>699695381
Better than eating the leftovers from the fermentation process of beer that is Vegemite.
>>699687895
not bad mate. I use it for most Deli sandwiches. is that weird? am I weird?
>>699695291
ranch sauce? Riiiiiiiiight
>>699695529
looks more like an Arby's Ham and Cheese
>>699686238
I actually gagged when I saw this one, of all of the posts, this one got me.
>>699695524
CANCER POST
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>699695231
>>699695240
> my best friend took me to an ocean Camp out for his birthday once.
>The next day I wondered down to the sire with his younger brother found a huge starfish.
>take it out of the water and say Oooooh shit, he a picture. Put it back in.
>best friends well versed on sea life and has worked in a sea related animal store 8 years.
>Show him a picture of it. "Wow that's a pretty startfish. Too bad you fucking killed it"
He explain that when taken out of the water for a bit that can't breath right again and die. Still not sure if he's fucking with me or telling the truth.
>>699691347
>your parents grew up on this stuff
80% of everyone's parents in this fucking thread was born in the 80's and 90's you fucking retard.
>>699689007
I don't like tripe
>>699691317
Not trying to be "that" guy, but could you not use that F word again please?
It actually really bothers me.
Thanks :)
>>699695763
thats the point it doesnt look like a vagina with a really fucking fake photoshopped bun around the frame of the pic
>>699695778
Calling out cancer posts. Verryyy tumurous.
>>699695524
tsrhhcftpfserfifpzgflsakitlsaillflmrbwtbtmeabotgwkm?
i dont understand
This..... Fuck you white people.....
>>699695800
i dont know
>>699690200
haggis can be really good
>>699695800
i think ive heard that somewhere, could be legit
>>699695350
I don't like rye bread
>>699696094
clearly you aren't ready, then
>>699696136
Ah, Thailand.
>>699696094
Thanks for the link to Daisys Destruction, didn't know if it was real. Might not be able to sleep so easily tonight
>>699696043
ANOTHER CANCER SUMMERFAG
KILL THE SUMMERFAGS WITH FIRE
>>699695524
Sashimi is good. Reason why its good is its super fresh. You might be eating non-fresh sashimi which is a bad idea.
Now if you're thinking of sushi instead, sushi is cooked through acidic cooking, so its all cooked and you're a retard.
>>699696249
Pleb
>>699689139
come on, that's no YLYL-bread
>>699687417
>remove mallows
>add cheese slices
Fuckin Michelin Star lads
>>699688575
that is some Fallout tier shit
>>699696136
ive had scorpion before, pretty good, cant speak for it on pizza though
>>699688950
>chunder
FTFY
>>699690860
Aww look everyone, baby's first troll attempt.
>>699696311
>>699696327
i dont follow
>>699696343
Hurr Durrr I've been here since boxy.
>>699688224
>satisfaction guaranteed
I doubt it
>>699688549
Gonna try. Splendid tip, anon
>>699690132
Enjoy your Creutzfeld Jakob
>>699693206
I like southern dew.
1/2 mtn dew
1/2 social
Also a Dr.Doom
1/4 Dr.Pepper
1/4 mtn dew
1/2 any alcohol you want(I use vodka)
These are both my creations btw
>>699684666
Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches are the bomb.
>>699696466
I don't even make my characters eat that squirrel and lizard shit. Not when there's canned beans and snack cakes.
>>699696649
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>>699689793
Is this Peru? I tried some guinea pig and it's surprisingly good.
>>699696807
socal sounds good. i read that dew is originally a whiskey mixer but i dont know if ots true.
>>699696978
i agree deleter-fag
>>699695529
>>699695763
fixed
>>699696715
boxxy is extremely new... 2008
most of us have been on a few years longer than boxxy she didnt last long either she got scared and hid for years
SUMMERFAG CONFIRMED
>thinks remembering a new meme makes you not a faggot that only visits during summer
KILL THE SUMMERFAG WITH FIRE
>>699697387
I can see that with a side of potato cakes.
Do you want to hear something really depressing. When I once had my first long term gf. She was a /b/ tard and got me into it. After a few years we broke up.
Every now and then we both post on here and secretly love each other through our posts, never knowing who it really is. Then the tread ends and we both disappear again. The older I've gotten, it's become quite a perfect metaphor of life in general.
>>699692168
MexicanChocolate.jpg
OC that I made myself.
3 AM frozen hot dog buns, defrosted and pan fried, with bacon, cheese, mayo and honey mustard
tasted fuckin good. Good times being broke.
>>699697533
Faggot
>>699685380
same here mate. worst thing ive eaten in a while
>>699696343
>>699696609
No, i just really don't like meat lover's. way too much meat man.
>>699685488
How is that cringe? I would love some damn gorditas and sopes at this damn instant!
>>699693206
Fuck off
>>699697674
where's the cringe? looks mighty tasty.
>>699698034
no. fuck YOU
>699693206
Mountain Dew was actually invented for whiskey so meh.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Dew#Origin
>>699697674
That looks like a tasty snack
>>699697848
or it means fucking schoolkids are out and dont have to do homework so they fucking shitpost here
do you even know what a summerfag or newfag are?
i suggest you research for a few years and come back
FUCKING CANCER POST
>>699698262
Just because im poor and unattractive doesn't mean I can't put something good together
>>699687895
What's this stuff taste like?
>>699694848
Tongue is actually really good in a burrito
>>699695849
>Everyone's parents was born in the 80's and 90's.
Nigger you fuck what
Stop messing with my head.
>>699698258
No sir Fuck you
>>699698368
this is a meatloaf
>>699698536
we'll have to agree to disagree
>OC
>>699698487
You are a faggot. My Dad was born late 50's.
Fuck, some people on this board, man....
>>699698422
What about in a taco?
*rimshot
*literally
>>699698060
Fucking diagusting, holy shit
>>699698487
Meant to reply to
>>699695849
>>699698682
my mom was born in 57 my dad in 50
>>699696890
>>699696890
>>699696890
YES
THEY
ARE
!!!
>>699696327
>>699696649
>>699697215
i still dont understand the link to daisy's destruction
>>699698734
You okay there bud?
>>699698368
>>699698538
don't understand those kind of sandwiches. how's someone supposed to even eat it?
>>699698707
Depends on what topping is put on it
>>699698933
Is.. is that... Is that hot dogs boiled in condoms?
I... uh.... Why?
>>699689460
Lol!
>>699682880
This thread is shit.
>>699687117
>>699687256
Faggots detected.
>>699698933
At least the residual condom spermicide will kill some of the sperm on his lips and throat.
>>699699075
Bottom up. You hold it like a hotdog or taco and start at one piece of bread and work your way up. Usually you eat around it and it's on a skewer.
>>699696780
I've long wondered what those look like when they come out.
