Why are you still a virgin /b/?
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Why are you still a virgin /b/?
But I'm not anon
>>699677013
Same
>>699677013
Neither
>>699676913
I put it in an ex doggie for like 15 seconds one time before she said it hurt too much then we stopped. another time she slid down all the way on me and I basically came instantly and she pulled up... am i still a virgin?
I'm on a wheelchair
my sister used to fap me, does that counts?
I'm ugly and I have a small peen. It's just that simple.
>>699676913
Depression. Like the clinical, out of nowhere kind
>>699677198
Just enough to still be ashamed
>>699677205
>green text
>now
Social anxiety and insecurities
>>699676913
Virgin of what? be precise?
>>699676913
That's you, you are a virgin who needs post "Why are you still a virgin /b/?" to see another like You for You feeling better with yourself
>>699676913
im not
lost my card ten years ago
same
Low confidence and self esteem
Like i know fat guys can get laid but you gotta make effort and have the right social skills to pull it off
Which i dont
My mother is an 86 years old agonizing woman and all my siblings ran away
I ain not time for that shit
I'm an ugly beta who never makes the first move
>>699677248
How small are we talking small ?
>>699677397
> in a wheelchair
>my sister used to fap me
I would say I'm a 7/10, tall, skinny, overall attractive. But I'm confined to a wheelchair or walker all the time because of a dumbass neurological condition. Plus I have horrible anxiety and just can't function in groups of new people. I tried to go to college last fall. One semester fucking sucked and now I'm just trying to learn how to walk again and becoming a fucking neet. A lot of my friends are at school already. Maybe I'll just lower my standards, get drunk, and try to fuck a whore at a party. Never even kissed a QT before. Any advice O wise /b/
I'm only here for pents
>>699677013
>>699677101
Denial
>>699677790
Fml
Too ugly and have no money to get women
>>699677434
You know what he's talking about stop being so repressed
i have standards
I haven't met a vaginal being worthy of bearing my fruit.
My parents-in-law can't get children
>>699677727
Steal Usain Bolt's legs.
Too ugly and gay
>>699676913
Im not.
>>699677450
>a virgin calling another virgin a virgin
Wew
>>699677692
5.5 long, 4.5 girth
>>699677692
If its smaller than 5 inches you might as well an hero
>>699678256
i feel you
>4.5 by 5 here
>>699676913
Masturbation is preferable to putting up with a woman's shit for the single reason of pussy.
I have 5 sisters. They are train wrecks. I really want to be gay, but I just don't find guys attractive.
Because I have 0 personality. I play video games all day.
>>699676913
I can't go near women without them calling the cops so pretty much im doomed to be a virgin forever
>>699678346
4.5 by 3.5 here
my dick easily fits through a toilet paper roll
>>699678256
We have about the same cock, anon. I've had opportunities though but either being drunk as fuck or just being a pussy got the best of me.
>>699677790
You can't even do that right
Too many reasons to bother listing.
>>699678358
>I have 5 sisters.
I was going to say you are full of shit until you mentioned that part.
Having more than 2-3 sisters, and you know girls are fucking annoying.
>>699678573
Damn life must really suck for you
>>699677892
Cut your hair, get rid of your acne, stand up straight, lose some weight, get a good paying job and boom pussy for miles
Because im no man to fuck a drunk whore.
My heart belongs to her, she is the reason that i keep studyng
The reason i quit smoking
The reason that keeps me alive
That's why im getting fit...
For her "yes anon"
>>699678721
Do it faggot
I tend to become self destructive in everything I do. Its something i try to change. I am also not the greatest looking guy and I don't have the confidence to compensate for that
>>699679333
I get no pussy but i get trips...
Aside from being ugly and socially inept, I am also unable to form connections with people beyond simple friendship
In all honesty is my 7 inch penis large?
>>699679537
Depends on your race
>>699679537
Depends on your skin color
>>699679304
Too lazy to list, I'll just say the main reason, which is that I have too little motivation to fix any of my shortcomings, too lazy to try.
>>699676913
If you haven't lost it by 17 you're pathetic.
>>699680237
What if you lost it at 18?
>>699680237
Implying everyone on this website isnt pathetic in some form. We're here for a reason
>>699680455
Close enough.
I have the autisms
>>699679674
>>699679788
I'm white as snow
>>699678857
well im not a virgin, im not ugly,im not poor or stupid either. so no
>>699678358
>I really want to be gay, but I just don't find guys attractive
The words of a closeted homosexual
>>699676913
I generally don't even give a shit any more. I couldn't have gotten laid if my life depended on it when I was younger. Got abused pretty hard by my alcoholic dad. Doesn't help that he has no empathy and probably passed that trait on to me to a degree. Hard to tell if it's nature/nurture. Anyways. My first attempt ended up with me going to the hospital with bruised balls and a slightly broken dick from the chick just kinda going apeshit with a handjob. I managed to cum through the pain. I don't think anything outside of actual penis in vagina or maybe ass actually counts. Now my junk hurts all the time from a combo of that plus a botched hernia repair which I can't afford to get fixed (US-fag here). I sometimes fap if I'm really in the mood, but the desire generally isn't there and I could beat off for an hour without getting hard. No meds are interfering with that, either. I'm probably gonna have to just blow my brains out or suicide by cop or something once I can't stand it any more. The funny thing is: I keep lowering my standards. Meh
>>699680964
Then yeah 7 inches is big
>>699676913
Because I rather jerk it than work it
>>699676913
yes
I grew up in a rural town with no cute girls worth fucking in it, so i never got to socialize with qts growing up. it has made me anxious about approaching girls. for this reason i am an incel.
i wanna a qt korean gf. i would fuck a white girl but i don't want a white girl as a gf. I've observed them and i find them obnoxious
>>699681071
Hell yea! I once asked my gf if I could go deeper and she said "idk if youll fit" and she's my height but I wasn't sure if it's cus she's new to sex or if I'm just massive
>>699681410
>I've observed them
These three words speak volumes on why your still a virgin anon
I don't care about relationships anymore, I don't care for a lot of things really.
>>699677198
nah
peepee in vajeejee is still peepee in vajeejee
>>699676913
Because I'm not looking for sex,besides alot of women are used goods to the max
I cant get women to like me no wonder elliot rodger went batshit
>>699676913
i dont go out enough to make friends/socialize with chicks.
>>699681775
Kill yourself.
>>699682006
well, i think i am ugly. i don't really blame girls for not wanting to fuck me. If one did, i would say she has shit taste in men
>>699677709
9/10 keks
>>699681775
Aww poor baby lost all feeling from being alone? Little neet doesn't go out often and feels numb? The feeling is still there it's just suppressed. Have fun with that impending mental break down anon cus we both know youre too lazy to deal with the underlying issues especially if the consequences don't seem imminent
>>699682204
Life's a race and we're all trying to come in last place
>>699682311
Nice dubs, lol wasn't trying to come across as edgy. I go out enough and have a good amount of people to associate with don't get me wrong, just too busy trying to better myself as a person
>>699682582
Shut up, you faggot.
Cockblocked by little sis when i was 15. No gf since.
>>699677727
Do yourself a favor (or two):
1) Don't get drunk
2) Don't fuck a whore
You have enough problems
>>699682738
Literally no reason why you shouldn't be looking for a gf then, either you have a mental deficiency or you won't accept that your scared to date a girl. Nobody truly wants to be alone no matter what they tell themselves
>>699682857
Ouch now I'm hurt ;-/
Only ugly girls want to fuck me
>>699683107
A pussy its a pussy my dude
>>699683107
Ugly face != Ugly pussy. Try your luck and keep the lights off
>>699676913
38 virgin and proud. There is nothing wrong with me but find it more satisfying to turn down pussy.
>>699683107
At least you fuck real life breathing girls that arent made of plastic
>>699683317
There is a lot wrong with you
I can't have sex until I'm married.
>>699683317
That is some sad shit.
>>699676913
I'm a virgin due to a mixture of genetics, personality, and a lack of altruism in the females I attempt to court.
>>699683395
>>699683502
Kinda since am a self control freak. Want to control my body. Mind over matter.
>>699683084
Haha, you provided no reasoning for such outlandish claims. When did I say I want to be alone?
I've almost had sex on 3 occasions, each time I got way too nervous and sperged out.
It's been 7 years since the last time. I have moved through all of the stages of denial and accept myself as a permavirgin wageslave loser.
>>699676913
Still working on it I guess.
>2016
>still being a virgin
Just get an escort jesus fucking christ
I havent tried to get a gf
>>699683796
>Court
This is why you're a virgin
I'm pathetic and frail, I'm very socially awkward, have no sense of humor and above all I have a tiny and ugly 3.5in dick.
>>699683107
Cut your dick off faggot you don't deserve it
>>699683900
Becuase you implied you don't want a gf retard
>>699676913
>not virgin
>>699676913
Because fucking children is illegal
>>699683796
>>699682890
What are you talking about? Fucking whores while being drunk is the best kind of sex
>>699679225
fucking kek'd white knight
>>699684396
Truth. This
>>699676913
>Why are you still a virgin /b/?
Because I haven't had sex yet.
>>699680455
that'll do bro
>>699676913
I'm fat and ugly
I can barely socialize with men, God forbid women. Even when she's the one hitting on me I somehow manage to fuck it up.
>>699676913
Because I've worn a condom every time I've had sex so far (5 times)
>>699684396
Just don't get caught
>>699683256
LOL a pussy is not just a pussy
the type of person that says this line only gets ugly chicks and they try to justify it
>>699684905
what?
>>699676913
Is the guy in the picture a girl
>>699684740
What are ya fucking gay?
i'm a sex repulsed asexual sjw
not a virgin.
>>699684986
Pussy is all the same looks and fetime s the same dude you wouldnt know since your a virgin
Because am not have penis girls like me dont want me
im 14
>>699681410
>I've observed them
wtf anon no wonder you're in this thread
>>699683317
2 more years and you'll transform into steve carrell
>>699680237
>thinks pussy is the true goal in life
fuck you deserve to be here
>>699684863
Buy a sex doll and practice talking to it then try it on women trust me that's how i learned
>>699684986
You're an idiot.
>>699685523
It kind of is the true goal since your supposed to procreate or else why are you even on planet earth?
>>699676913
Low self esteem and confidence. That and I'm gaining weight, I'm kind of ugly, dont take care of myself and have no ambition to change or any goals past working shitty fast food jobs the rest of my life. I'm also kind of paranoid of women, my 3 sisters growing up were liars, thieves and manipulators. women have always treated me like a waste of space, that i was something to be used. the only time they were nice was to get me to do something. I see that in all women now. I get mad if a girl smiles at me, we both fucking know your not happy to see me you just want shit. fucking god dammit why wont they just leave me be, i dont have what they want
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>>699685273
Definitely not a virgin faggot pussy is not just pussy
Why does everybody create the impression its abnormal to be a virgin? IT'S OKAY!
>>699685688
To enjoy everything life has to offer.
Sad to see so many simple minds think end game is pussy.
>>699685803
Youre a faggot if you dont want to fuck that
>>699685273
>>699685668
being with an attractive girl is worlds different than being with an ugly girl. The vagina is one part of the whole experience but doesn't define it. Assuming you guys haven't had sex or have only banged fatties
>>699678122
Genius
>>699685780
You listed the reason you get treated like a waste of space.
When women aren't challenged by you they begin trying to manipulate and extort you.
You have everything twisted and only your shitty self esteem to blame.
>>699676913
As far my dick goes yes. Ass is a completely different story.
>>699685839
You sound like a virgin who has accepted his fate of dying alone
>>699677709
Are you still on a wheelchair returd?
>>699686035
You havent banged any girls so why are you even talking right now
>>699686035
I'm pretty sure the argument was pussy is pussy.
You lost that one and are now grasping. Stop.
>>699686100
What's wrong with that?
who said its a must to have sex? Gtfo
>>699686197
virgin detected
>>699686100
Can you stop deflecting please?
>>699686357
Would you?
>>699676913
Because I'm a 3/10 beta with a tiny penis
>>699686100
>>699686354
Angry neckbearded samefag detected.
I'm a nihilist so I don't care about anything.
>>699685273
try banging a whore and see the difference
>>699685545
I'm a NEET, so I can't afford one.
>>699686207
Have fun being a lonely loser.
>>699686100
No you're just a stupid primitive monkey mind fuck who lives like a moron
>>699686540
>can't even afford a $40 blow up doll
Fucks sake anon
>>699686506
Edgy
>>699686319
Nature.
>>699686041
Or maybe I have these low self esteem because of them? Why should a child challenge his sisters? or mother? 2 of my sisters are 15 years older than me, and you're saying that they should have treated me like this? like garbage? I don't understand you're point of view
>>699686615
Someones buttmad
>>699686563
It's not that bad. There are plenty of other things to enjoy.
>>699686522
Its the same dude
>>699676913
Technically. Not kissless or anything at least but I'm stuck between third and home.
>>699686563
Who are you to judge anyone?
You surf /b/ like the rest of us.
Not only that you took time out of your busy and thrilling day to bring down someone who doesn't give a shit.
You did it.
>>699686620
Can't I just prop up a mop and pretend it's a girl?
This entire thread is a great example of angry virgins bickering
>ugly face
>ugly body (weird shit where there's some muscle and fat stuck in a blender yet it looks thin, I'm a human version of vomit)
>sound fucking terrible
>can't keep my cool around girls (I probably have gynophobia)
>my laugh is nasty
>my smile is nasty
>I play videogames for fucks sake (not as much as I used to but only because studying and shit)
>no talent
>no balls
I'm the worst but I don't hate myself over it. I just feel bad for my parents.
>>699676913
Because I spend my whole day on slash b instead of going outside
>>699686851
It's not get some experience
>>699686917
Sure, as long you imagine it's a woman.
>>699687052
OK, thanks for the advice. Any other tips?
>>699686930
You're in the same thread you cuck virgin
>>699686767
I'm not saying they should have treated you like shit.
Its because you didn't question anything or stand up for yourself that you were treated like shit.
First thing they teach you in school is to question everything at least mine did.
If something doesn't feel right you should do something about it.
>>699687166
It's entertaining I'm married bro
>>699687048
Whatever you say pal
>>699686930
>I'm above this
Still posts
topkek anon you're one stupid fucking idiot.
Here's so advice virgin bros. Don't fucking sweat it. Who cares. Yeah srx can be pretty good. But so is masturbation. What really makes it the thing it is, is the intimacy part. Anyone can summon man jam and orgasm at any point. So look for someone you can be intimate with and don't sweat the sex. It will all come eventually when you bexomeore comfortable in your self and whoever your interested in.
But even when you do start fucking. You will still jerk off every now and then. Because it's different.
So relax niggas. Don't put such tension on yourselves.
Cause I'm a Special Olympian and no girl would want to date me.
>>699687140
Alcohol works wonders if youre too shy to approach women
>>699687334
just fueling the fire fat fuck
>>699687271
Sure you are and I'm fucking Adele.
>>699687453
Good on you man you're really showing everyone what an alpha master race you are.
>My dad was a handsome cool dude
>was a drinker, social guy, always got laid, made a lot of friends
>was always real cool to me and the rest of my siblings
>he always knew the ins and outs of life and all the cool shit that a young man like me would need to learn
>mom divorces him when i am 10
>rarely see dad
>mom is spiteful greedy bitch and keeps him out of out life
>mom always taught to be nice and treat girls like the special snowflakes they are
>get gf's in highschool
>always super nice to them
>treat them nice
>always fucking horny for some pussy though
>still virgin
>every girl always leaves me for a macho guy and instantly fucks them and gives them their v-cards
>raged inside for so long blaming everyone else
>did finally however lose my virginity when i was 19 and had my heart stomped on
And now at 27, iv been in a relationship for 4 years, things are okay now,
But I realize that my father should have been around to show me how to tackle the dames.
I came to the realization that all those young chicks wanted to get dicked just as bad as i wanted to be doing the dicking.
Thats when I also realized, all the other guys who scored pussy from my gf's were just raised differently, they werent raised all alone by a ridged feminist bitch, they had a dad, a strong male role model to teach the ways of females, from a mans perspective.
And the " chads " were just the alpha males giving those young tight teens what they already wanted, to be fucked and sucked and bred at the peak of their sexual natures.
And now, for some of us, we make these realizations far to late in life and are forced to jack off to these young tight teens walking around, knowing we could have fucked them.
Now we will never know that feeling unless we also get thrown into a jail cell.
Too lazy to deal with a relationship
TO ALL THE VIRGINS IN THIS THREAD. DON'T ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE LABELLED ABNORMAL.MOREOVER, YOU SAVE YOURSELF A LOT OF TIME, MONEY AND STD S. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BACTERIA ARE FOUND IN A PUSSY? THANK GOD YOU'RE A VIRGIN.
>>699686841
Like what?
>>699687437
I already knew that one. It helps a bit, but not enough for any girl to actually have any interest in me after trying to talk to me.
I am?
But I had sex with my gf twice this morning alone
>>699687756
The key is to get her drunk first so she'll want to fuck you trust me that's how I fuck women.
I'm a beta with no social skills basically passed through high school without any friends, and now i barely even go outside. So i don't think i'm losing my virginity anytime soon.
My ex, whom I told to kill herself just hit me up today and told me she wants to fuck me tomorrow
>>699687660
hobbies, personal goals, friendship, video games
>>699678103
Kek underrated post
>>699687561
alpha master race wtf literally anybody can bang a girl
>>699686937
Honestly dude, that sounds awful, but ease up. If you're confident but look autistic and sound autistic, people will like you. Try to just man up and talk to people. Be the funny weird looking dude, those guys smash
>>699688092
>video games
>3 inches
destroys my confidence and theres no fucking hope for my love life man
>>699678256
Mine is the same if not just a tad bit bigger, dont know measurements. Anyways, girls will talk you up no problem. Fucked a girl a few days ago and she told me I was 7" if not 8", wtf I'm hardly 5-6. So you're fine dude, just go for it.
>>699676913
community college and live at home. plus I suck at talking to people.
I had multiple chances, but I couldn't get an erection. Now those opportunities are gone.
>>699688219
Not unless you're a beta autistic faggot like Elliot Rodger
>>699687873
I've tried, still failed even when drunk women came up to me / when drinking with them. Guess I need to put in some quality time with the mop.
>>699688619
story time lets hear it, sure you're not a fag?
Not a virgin - ama
>>699688372
An hero my man its the only way out
>>699688685
Not with that attitude
>>699677727
>>699688701
If that fails slip something into their drinks, this may take a bit of practice so nobody sees you or you may be doing so time
>>699687168
Thats ridiculous. We learn about the world from our family. You can't know something you haven't learned, and for fucks sake this is coming from when i was old enough to interact with until now. obviously as i grew older i learned what was happening, i mean i just said it didn't i? They weren't trying to get me to stand up to them so they would show me respect, they don't want that. I don't let people walk all over me, believe it or not. But a manipulator (aka women) will use anything you have against you. I was almost kicked out of the house because i yelled at my sister because i was tired of her shit. i punched and bent the stove and drove away, i forget to where i think the gas station. she got in my moms ear and i got a message saying that i shouldnt come home. Everyone one of them is like that, you give them attitude and they want to rip your throat out
>>699688372
I managed to fuck a few slags with my itty bitty tubelet. Attitude makes a big difference.
>Come from religious sikh family
>glasses
>about 20-25 pounds overweight
>Balding
rip
Because I can suck my own dick
>>699676913
I had sex with my only gf a bunch of times, haven't had sex since it's been 2+ years
Ny dick is not so big. I'm 28 now and never even kissed. Think I'm bisexual, cuz I love cute boys and gurls, but would nevervever make the first move. And plus that, I'm a shitty dancer and not really good looking.
>>699689013
Lucky bastard...if i could suck my own dick I would never talk to a woman ever again
>>699677198
No, but you're pathetic
>>699677421
Yeah, this
>>699688883
Attitude doesn't matter all women are superficial anyways
>>699678256
>>699678346
>>699688466
where are the fuckin pix of these little guys??
>>699688969
im afraid they're literally going to fucking laugh at me. thin too
OP IS THERE ANYMORE TO THAT SET?
I FIND SHIT LIKE THIS TO BE SO HOT.
>>699676913
I don't care about sex anymore.
>>699688924
I was in the hospital after a suicide attempt for fucks sake and she comes in.
All she can talk about is the stupid shit i did when i was loopy from the pills I took. they were laughing and laughing. but after it all im desperately lonely. i want a women to come along and prove me wrong, but thats not going to happen. and im not worth it
>>699676913
never made the first move because I think it's retarded when I have much more to offer than a vagina
>>699680237
cool opinion
My mother-in-law died before she could give birth to my wife
>>699679225
are you the same fag posting poems in the chubby thread??
>>699676913
I'm not, I lost it recently after becoming a wizard.
>>699680455
then you are not as pathectic as the guy losing it at 30
>>699680980
winrar
Hideously ugly, duh
>>699685839
All life has to offer are artificial distractions. In reality, you're only reason for breathing is to pass on genetic material.
>>699678256
I'm like 5.5-6 long, (we're talking inches right?), idk about girth but Ive never been told I'm small. Fucked over 30 girls and im only 21. I'm not trying to brag (well, a little bit), but my point is that having a dick that size wont stop you getting laid.
This guys face is why
>>699676913
I love being a virgin op.Its the new fad
>>699690337
Exactly!
>>699690288
Also micropenis, it goes inside of me when i'm flaccid
I just assumed there were a lot of "self confident" internet gangsters that were telling the virgins they were'nt good enough. FUCK THAT. There's pussy for everyone. Even though you're thing you're fat, ugly, worthless blablabla, there is pussy for you out there. You just have to make a little effort. Go to parties like once/twice a week... it might not be easy to speak to girls right away but give it a couple of shots.
>>699690288
Get plastic surgery and boom you'll be drowning in puss
>>699676913
I entered the monastary after graduation.
Not in that pedo group. But the buddha bros. Left the sangha 2 years ago on account of becoming disenfranchised with the course of the school.
>>699690518
And you have to learn to make a fool out of yourself... Bc when u think about it afterwards, it will be pretty hilarious.
>>699690518
>go to parties
way too many reasons to list here
if i had to pick a top 3 its
1. i'm below the threshold in regards to ugliness
2. i'm scared of girls
3. girls are scared of me
>>699688754
No I'm not. Ha, I did question myself about that to see if I was a homosexual, but no 100% straight. Maybe I was nervous, I didn't feel scared or anything during those moments I just simply couldn't get an erection sadly.
>>699686563
and here you are posting on a kazakh rope jumping board getting angry at people for not putting pussy on a pedestal
female detected
>>699687271
enjoy losing half your shit
>>699690736
>implying females even go on random board
>>699676913
I'm not.
My ex was a nymphomaniac who solved all her problems through sex.
Which was great.
Until you get smart enough to realize that not every problem can be solved through sex.
But fo real, there's noone out there that doesn't have a chance. But if you're spending your time just chillin in front of your computer... it won't happen too much.. You have to go out, meet ppl... talk to ppl... and of course, the best thing is to hit the gym, but I know how hard it is
>>699690906
Interesting.
>tfw no face
Why would I waste my time with women when I have a Fleshlight that feels just like a vagina with less of the hassle?
>>699690518
>Go to parties like once/twice a week
In the rare event that I do go out, I usually just end up drinking with friends. I can't talk to new people.
>>699690589
Holy shit are you a eunuch?
>>699690981
You've never met me.
Old, ugly, worthless nothing with no chance at anything because society fucked me over time and time again.
>OH BULLSHIT LOL FIX YOUR SHIT
You don't know how fucked up things are. I hope you never are unfortunate enough to become basically nobody with no prospects and no opportunities, but if you do, think back and know I was right.
>>699690724
You know if you smiled and styled your hair, and either shaved or actually grew out that beard you're actually not that bad.
Id totally play with your weiner for at least thirty minutes.
>>699690816
get married in the right state and that doesnt happen
>>699690518
yeah go to some HPV infested party to fake acting like a degenerate chad so you can get some STD from some used up slut for minutes of dopamine
I was 30 years old when I lost my virginity. I flew across the world for the first time ever to meet a girl I met online and knew for 3 years online only. We screwed every day for a week when we met and I came home reverting to my social anxiety beta self again because she started to become demanding, mood swingy, controlling, depressing and psycho.
I shitpost on /b/ so it's best that I dont reproduce, the future does not need more b/tards
>>699676913
>Tfw I've had 4 different opportunities for incest with 6-8/10's but I followed /pol/ memes and didn't want to be a degenerate.
>>699691092
I'm exactly the same... But the thing is, you have to get yourself out of your comfort zone. Immediately. Bc if you stay there, everything will feel safe, but nothing will happen.
>>699690879
there is an attention whore tits thread every day
>>699691270
Lmao. No. They don't cut of your balls to join the sangha.
I took the vows and have decided to continue to adhere to them regardless of whether or not I'm in the organized faith.
>>699691082
is it really that much better?
>>699691352
Awww its cute you didn't know that all women do that once they get your injection.
Because i'm a lazy fuck, go to gym but quit half way through the workouts every time because i'm getting "tired", over weight by like 10-15kg's, good with computers and tech but thats really about it, can't hold a conversation with anyone for more than 5 minutes, always have the "i can't be arsed to do this" attitude instead of doing something meaningful, always get motivation to do something for a month or two and then lose interest, 22.4 years old and the most i got is a Russian whore on the 7th grade, kissed her, grabbed and saw her tits in my and her house, after we broke up she had a gangbang with 3 guys in a kids park.
I'm useless.
>>699690589
Why are you on /pol/?
>>699690906
So was mine, atleast she was pretty vanilla when she was with me still.
Can you post a pic of yours?
>>699691597
fleshlights are AMAZING
but i wouldn't trade in live pussy for it
>>699691442
I know, but easier said than done
>>699691286
Yo, I've been low.. like really really low. Like suicidal low. But i've learned that there's always solutions and even if you wake up and you feel like complete shit, you don't even want to wake up that day, there's things you can do to make it better even though it's tough.
>>699691737
all of them? really? I might have to turn gay then or at least fuck for fun and no relationship bs anymore.
>>699691990
sorry anon didn't aim that at you directly
>>699691461
Photoshop my friend
I'm not a virgin but I am kissless. Is that a problem?
>inb4 prostitutes
No I didn't
>>699691597
I wouldn't know but it feels better than your hand
Haven't lost it because i don't lose anything
>>699691837
Im not on /pol/
Im on /b/
>>699691372
You did good anon remember /pol/ is always right
>tfw will probably never fuck a 10/10 girl without paying
>>699691970
It's not about being low, it's about being completely and totally fucked in our society and not being able to even get a job because no one will have me.
>>699676913
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>699691871
Yes, of course it is. I would like to talk to you in person bc i've been in your place. Now I have a 10/10 girlfriend who loves me to bits but it was fucking hard to get her and i had to do sacrefices that I wasn't even comfortable with.
>>699692504
Move to Omaha, NE and you can work in general contracting. Ill have my guys train you.
Sorry, I haven't been a virgin since I was 13. She was 33 and my moms good friend.
>>699692351
>implying you can avoid paying a 10/10 for sex
>>699692691
Bullshit
>>699692691
My uncle had a "good friend" that hung around a lot. Turns out he was paying my uncle $50 a pop to diddle my weiner
Come on guys, sex is overrated. Not too big of a deal.
>>699692504
That's just a lame excuse brother. There's always solutions. I mentioned comfort zone, right?
>>699692334
I want to fug one of my cousins so bad. Those frog bastards all encouraged me to do it and post pics.
>Sh-should I do it?
>>699676913
>never go outside
>always leave home with family
>college coming up
>not going to put any effort into socializing
>can fap whenever I want
>no annoying gf
>no risk of kids
Nice try jews but I'm not falling for your virgin meme.
>>699676913
I have a kid, faggot. A boy.
>>699676913
I can't find pants with a bunch of zippers on them
>>699692691
greentext plz
>>699680237
what if you lose it at 19, white guy losing to an asian
>>699693004
not seeing any proof of this claim
>>699692504
come on out anon
the oil field will change your life for the better
>>699692202
So a sleeping girl
>>699692960
Do it you only live once mang
>>699692987
>it's a /pol/ thinks jews run the world comspiracy episode
>>699692916
This guy has it. Sex is nice, but it's so fucking overrated. It's like everyone is having it just to be able to say they've "had it." But fo real, I dunno where u live. But I can assure you, if you're having trouble meeting women, in you're having trouble getting a job... it might be time for you to grow some balls and move abroad.
>>699676913
Because your mom hasn't time yet.
>>699691372
story
I actually cant think of a better reason then being 16
>>699693147
What do you want? Pics of my 8yo boy?
Yeah, you probably do. Fuck off you degenerate pile of shit
>>699693159
>A dignified virginity
>A ton of sex with /fit/ qt cousin
This is slowly killing me inside
I didn't lose mine until I was almost 19, but 3 different girls and a threesome in the first week wasn't a bad way to start.
>>699677544
How
>be me, white guy 28 virgin from New York
>stay home all day, depressed and foreveralone.jpg
>meet a girl on interpals website
>talk for 2 years
>she helps me out of anxiety
>helps me out of depression
>get a job
>save money and fly to Hong Kong to meet her
>have sex for first time... not impressed
>first kiss too, her breath stinks but she is cute
>try to get her to floss her teeth, she only brushes
>thinking of leaving her because shes crazy and has bad breath.
NOT GOING TO BE A WIZARD LIKE SOME OF TOY FAGGOTS.
>>699693324
s...sauce?
