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Alright ya'll. Time to start another Civ Thread. Here are the rules.
1. Dubs decide what happens if possible.
2. Even Dubs controls the red people and Odd controls the brown. Their future together is in your hands.
3. Only one dubs per picture update will count.
Population of the Reds: 10 people
Population of the Browns: 10 people
Items: None
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>>699676707
Brown gets AIDS and loses 1-2 people a turn
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>>699676993
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>>699677122
Thanks, fam
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>>699676707
Aliens drop humans off with primitive tools such as axes to begin chopping wood and shit.
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>>699676707
Red discovers tech
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build a wall to keep the other race out
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>>699677650
rollin
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>>699677366
Red Discovers how to harness fire for lamps and food.
Population goes up for Red to: 15 due to increased survivability.
Red now has : Fire
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>>699677650
re rolling
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>>699677710
The right side also discovers fire. but their fire beats the other guys' fire.
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>>699677845
reroll
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>>699677650
rererolling
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>>699677845
preroll>>699677845
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>>699677650
rerererolling
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Red starts building a bridge over to brown >>699676707
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>>699677710
Red raids brown
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the browns invent the gallows, sparking a mass suicide epidemic over not having tech
browns lose 6
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Build a dock!
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>>699677650
rererererollin
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>>699677650
rerererererollin
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>>699676707
Brown kills barbarians for xp
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Brown make deadly traps all over the river
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>>699678133
Dubs have spoken
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>>699678028
Reroll
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>>699678133
Using what resources they could muster from nearby trees, the browns become increasingly afraid of red's new fire and constructs a Wall.
Red's Population: 20
Browns: 10
Red's Items: Fire
Brown's: Wood
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Start training people to fight.
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>>699678477
excuse me where are the lanterns
each team starts eugenics program for the impending war
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Research technology
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Whoops, forgot the Lamps
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browns get stone from nearby rock, build second wall
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>>699678477
>If Brown start exploring cave for minerals
> If red start making spears out of sticks
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>>699678173
the right side discovers masonry, changing their house into stone house. defense +50, also they discover fire too.
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>>699678477
Lightning strikes the wall and it burns down.
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Build/expand wall.
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>>699678837
reroll.
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Spics set up camp in the South east
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Red constructs a bridge
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>>699678837
fuck, reroll again..
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>>699678894
reroll
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>>699678863
Reroll :(
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>>699678894
rereroll
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reds join brown in unity.
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>>699678837
reroll
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Build a training camp.
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>>699678894
rerereroll
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>>699679106
reroll
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Starts religious groups
> Increases hard working due to fear of god
> Increases loyalty to government / authority
> Decreases self thinking
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Beavers build a dam where the river and ocean connects. Flooding both towns.
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>>699678894
rererereroll
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farmlands near river
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the browns summon a demon that makes all of the females of the red side come and join them.

cucked by browns.
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>>699678894
rerererereroll
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>>699678750
monster comes out of cave and starts attacking brown, and they are trapped because of the wall they've built.
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>>699679106
Roll but they also interbreed and become dark red
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>>699679251
Rolling for this
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>>699679288
WIN
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sir francis drake along with a fleet of ships sail down the river in searching for the fountain of youth
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>>699679312
Rolleriné
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Begin mining
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Where the dubs at nigga
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Research technology.
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>>699679288
Then the whites of North come down and force fuck the white women into concubines, slaying the blacks with their superior weaponry.
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>>699679288
Winrar!!!!!!!!!!
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Half of the reds go to taco bell
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>>699679577
Winrar
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Reds make contact with aliens, technology advances forth 10,000 years.
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>>699679577
winner
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>>699679577
Kek.
> Rolling for invent fishing
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>>699679577
88 here. i am ok with this
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>>699679577
win
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A wild O.J Simpson appears
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odd: create spears and bows
even: start creating boats to cross river
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>>699679815

roll
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>>699679288
The browns, increasingly paranoid, Invoke the powers of hell. Jealous of their fire and ability to magically increase their population, they ask the demon to steal the Red's women!
Brown Pop: 20
Red Pop: 20
Brown Owns: Demon, Trees
Red: Fire
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>>699679855
WINRAR
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>>699679890
reds: More science
nigs: More wall
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Mexicans invade and are ether stopped by Browns wall, or ravage reds wall-less civ
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>>699679996
reroll
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>>699679890

demon goes into sleep, trapped into a crystal that a brown wizards holds
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>>699680029

roll
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>>699679996
!
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>>699679996
rereroll
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>>699680066
WINNER
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elect trump and build wall but half of population die
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odd: Nigs start studying dark arts and get more demons
even: reds begin studying chemicals
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>>699680232

roll
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>>699680232

reroll
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>>699680269
rollio
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All reds relocate away from area due to fear of demon.
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>>699680232
this.

need more demons
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>>699680232
>>699680329

roll
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>>699680232

d e m o n b o y s
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>>699680232
DEMONS ROLL
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>>699680066
Red discovers how to cultivate Farmland! Give it time and crops will grow, increasing Population!
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>>699680232

pls
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>>699680542
Reds: Science
Nigs: Demons/wall
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>>699680542

odd: nigs begin thieves guild
even: red land is dry and hard to grow crops (some crops live)
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>>699680685
!
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>>699680728

roll
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>>699680542
Red sets Brown's trees on fire
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Reds: Science
Nigs : Cave exploring time
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>>699680834
reroll
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>>699680329

roll, and nigs take old land
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>>699680834
rererolling
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Reds discover how to poo in beef vindaloo. They send their poo loo to the browns and the browns accept it as a peace offering. Next turn, all of the browns will become sick.
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>>699680898

f u c k
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>>699680834
rerereroll
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>>699680232

roll part 4
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>>699680898
leesss gooo
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>>699680834
rererererolling
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>>699680834
rerererererolling
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>>699680542
Browns: The demon increases their population by taking the reds women and enthralling them to the browns forever
Reds: Forced to jerk off while looking over the wall at the browns with their women
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odds: nigs break bridge and expand wall up and down the coast
even: reds expand north
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>>699679577
This re roll
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>>699681157
REROLL
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>>699680834
rererererererolling
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>>699681177
Win
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>>699681165

all i see are singles
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>>699681200
WINRAR

>>699681177
cant reroll on a post before picture was posted nerd
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>>699681200
>>699681233

ohshitnigger
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>>699681271
Only dubs pee picture count dumbass where your reading comprehension ?

MODS
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>>699681271
see>>699678133
>>699677650
thus>>699681177
is win
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>>699681437
what the fuck where is your grammer?

MODES
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>>699681200
Doing this one since it was posted after last update.
Red's Pop has stopped growing due to lack of women, Feels bad man, as they watch on at the browns have sex and have babies. More houses are constructed with the leftover wood to accomidate. They surround their demon god in reverence for this harvest.
Reds Pop: 20
Browns: 40
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Civ surrenders itself as slaves to other civ.
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>>699681617
Reroll.
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>>699678477
WINRAR
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>>699681617
Reroll
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>>699681573
Browns: The demon takes the technology of the reds and gives it to the browns. Now both have equal technology
Reds: Secretely begin studying fleshlights to make up for lack of vagina.
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>>699681516
>He got the joke

Well done. You've far surpassed my greatest expectations.
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>>699681746
REROLL
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>>699681617
Rereroll.
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>>699681817
Reroll again. holy fuck thread is dying
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>>699681573
Since the Nigs have nothing to give their demons, the demons break brown's shit and goes away
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>>699681573
reds: Kill the nigs and reclaim the women
nigs : Outcast all the woman and become faggots
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>>699681617
Goddammit rerolling again for the last time.
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develop steam engines and build a 50 foot tall thomas the tank engine
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>>699681746
rolling
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Red builds an Army!
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>>699681939
reroll
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odd: nigs find animals and train for daily needs
even: reds find animals for food and to replace women, resulting in food and half animal babies
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Reroll.
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>>699682008

roll
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>>699681939
rererolling
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>>699681746
reeerollll
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>>699681573
Jews come and subvert the red's society through inciting 3 generations of feminism. Birth rates lower, population decreases, and infrastructure falls apart.
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>>699681981

>army
>20 people
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>>699682008
roll
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Civ invents internet.
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>>699681939
rerererolling
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Reds call upon zeus to give them a hand with lightning bolts
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>>699682097
Roll
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>>699682008

reroll
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>>699681746
Reeeeerolll again

holy fuck

DEUS VULT
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>>699682008
rerereroll
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>>699682008

roll boys
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>>699682132
Roll
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Red Builds shrine to a god
Brown builds a shrine to the devil
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Civ elects Trump as their leader.
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>>699682008
roll re roll
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>>699682008

pls bb
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>>699682246
Reroll
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>>699682008
role
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>>699681746

fucking GET
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>>699682212
Reooll
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red goes over and asks brown nicely if they can have a few women
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>>699682008
>>699680232

roll
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>>699682097
This
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>>699682322
Ding!
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>>699682322
FINALLY
DO IT UP OP
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>>699682099
Red makes an army of a few of their people, then.
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>>699681910
Reroll
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>>699682333
Trips beat dubbs, WINRAR
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>>699682333

A N G E R Y
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>>699681746

winrar!
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>>699682408

Mass suicide
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>>699682408
The demon constructs an army of it's own demon underlings to protect the browns while they continue reproducing.
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>>699682408
reds: Kill the nigs and reclaim the women
nigs : Outcast all the woman and become faggots
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>>699682333
>>699682433

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

odd: nigs get more demons to fight red army
even: reds fuck goats
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>>699682570
reroll
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nuke everything
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>>699682408
A wild aids patient appears! Browns decimated. Population halved.
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>>699682601
rereol
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>>699682626
Roll
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>>699682620
THIS
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>>699682570

roll
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Civ acquires mind control
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>>699682601
rolle
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>>699682333
WINRAR
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>>699682626
Roll agin
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>>699682570
rolling
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>>699682620

rollllll
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The reds, distressed at the lack of women go to... other sources. They construct the world's first.. Fleshlight Factory..
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>>699682755
WINNER
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>>699682703
Roll
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The reds invent the internet, then Tindr so they can start making babies again
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>>699682755

w i n

odd: nigs study spells
even: red troops fall back
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>>699682778
reds: Kill the nigs and reclaim the women
nigs : Outcast all the woman and become faggots
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>>699682408
Browns discover fire; burn down entire civilization because dey dindu nuffin
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>>699682863
roll
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The brown become nigger slave
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>>699682863
reroll
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>>699682778
Browns: The demon enchants the women that theyve stolen from the reds to fight against their ex husbands lol
Reds: Have to massacre their own women just to get back their own women (?)
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>>699682829
Reroll
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>>699682863
rereroll
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>>699682955
WINNER
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>>699682863

what a nigger

odd: nigs invent potions to transform into gigga-niggas
even: reds find animals for food and tasks
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>>699682967
Reroll
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>>699682333
Trips going to waste op
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>>699683025

roll
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>>699682941
Reroll
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>>699682778
A clan of green people pop just down the river
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>>699682778
Even: small pox
Odds Browns arrested for drug charges.
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>>699683054
Reroll
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Reds from lack of women discover how to gain mass muscle and discover their own art of unarmed combat
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>>699683111
THIS FUCKING THIS
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>>699683025

rr
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>>699683111
WINRAR
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If quads they all commit suicide.
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Everybody shits everywhere!!
Shit on and in EVERYTHING
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet!!!!!!!!!
Shiit
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>>699683150
reroll
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>>699683233
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>>699683275
REROLL
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>>699682955
this won first before you were slow and buddy got trips

looks like the women are all dead and all we got is fleshlights
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>>699683242
Shot roll
Shiiiiiiit
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Shitposters moved in.

A B O R T
B
O
R
T
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>>699682955
The women engage their ex husbands using Wooden swords in combat!
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>>699683242
Shiiiit
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>>699683361
RE
RO
LL
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Creates chief / government
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reds: They steal their woman back plus the black women
nigs: They become reds slaves
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>>699683320
...Said the guy with the imgflip meme.
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>>699683512
reroll
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The dragonborn is on the red side

Browns get absorbed into the deamon
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>>699683403

odd: demon adds strength to women and also better weps
even: reds capture some women and flee
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Godzilla attacks, halving each population
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Reds burn down black homes and wall
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>>699683512
rellreroll
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>>699683403
The battle begins.

If dubs are 55 66 77 88 99 then the women win

If dubs are 44 33 22 11 or 00 then the reds win

DEUS VULT
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>>699683403
U.S find the lost indigenous tribes and decides to liberate the browns, stopping the brown red war and making the reds the dominate faction in the delta
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>>699683573
>5 new posts

roll
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>>699683403
The reds invent guns and use them against the browns
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All women and men shit in each other and in everything and on everything
Shiiiit
Shit everywhere!
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>>699683512
rolling
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>>699683593
Rerollio
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>>699683569
Roll
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>>699683635
REROLL
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>>699683666
SATAN TRIPS
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>>699683655
winner
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>>699683573

rr
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>>699683673
Shit time!
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>>699683666
Trips over dubs. Obvious.
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>>699683711
Oh shit
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>>699682132
Trips will not be wasted, my son!
Zeus joins the war!
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>>699683711

Red wins
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>>699683673
Shitroll
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>>699683701
Reroll
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>>699683673
Rolling
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>>699683946
Fucking reroll
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Zeus kills the demon.
Or the demon kills zeus.
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>>699683901
Reds:Kill the black men and take back the woman
Nigs: Kill themselves by anal fucking eachother
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>>699684023
Reroll
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>>699683901
LOL wrong post you mongoloid

reds win hands down, buddy rolled an 11 AND another guy gave them guns

rolling for "The demon has had enough and immolates the entire brown village, seeing his power went to waste"
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the demon turns on brown people, killing them all and becoming the brown team
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>>699684063
reroll
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>>699684034
Reroll>>699684034
Thanks so
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>>699684079
reroll
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>>699683901
Reds manage to enslave Browns and make them cultivate their fields of marijuana. They proceed to get high and chill.
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>>699684104
reroll
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>>699684122
DUBS GET

browns are all dead, only the demon remains
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>>699684063
rerolling
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>>699684104
roll
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>>699684078
Reroll
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>>699684204
rolling
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>>699684204
role
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>>699684122
Winrar. Brown lives apparently do NOT matter.
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>>699684104
rolling
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>>699684204
get
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>>699683546
>implying I got it from imgflip
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>>699684079
>>699684122
WINNER
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>>699683666
Welp, the Reds invent guns and are forced to murder their ex wives.
Red Pop: 15
Brown Pop: 20
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>>699684204
dubs
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Godzilla appears
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>>699683512
roll
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>>699684344
>>699684337
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Reds:Kill the black men and take back the woman
Nigs: Kill themselves by anal fucking eachother
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>>699684344
reds kill all niggers
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demon fucks zeus making demon zeus, which kills everything
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>>699683673
Shit
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>>699684435
roll
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>>699684364
Reroll
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>>699684494
roll
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>>699684504
roll
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>>699683673
Shiiiiiiiiit!
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>>699684544
winrar
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>>699684344
A team of ISIS fighters come out of the cave and are a third party team
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>>699684522
win
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