Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699664420
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
Calamity-masu'd
Penny Claim~
>It's pay day today and tomorrow is my day off bitches!
>>699672325
I'm sure you are still cute!
>>699672385
One of the defendant advantages, though you have to understand the rules a lot better than a computer game
Clammed
>>699672491
fuck tomorrow is tomorrow?
>>699671928
Kind of a bummer.
I played a couple games yesterday. My buddy was playing tokens and i wiped his whole board almost with steel hellkite.
>>699671940
Special in a bad way.
>>699670054 #
Its like 7 people.
>>699670213 #
Thanks bb.At least I've got you.
>>699670324 #
Degenerate as fuck tbh.
>>699670364 #
A hug
>>699670645 #
Yes.
>>699671237 #
These are 9/10 at least.
HHNNNG'd a little.
>>699671973 #
Hey qt.
>>699671998 #
History is great.I love history, it's what got me into quite a few of my hobbies.I don't understand those "hurr it ded people dey dindu nuttin to me I don curr" people.
Sorry for late reply, had to find charger.
Gardey claimed
I smell degeneracy
>>699672655
Mostly because cuddly and long-haired. I'm a Tomoko sorta cute. I just look tired, unhappy and in need of hugs. Because I am.
>>699672565
lovely.
>>699672773
yeah but 7 is still 7
Claimu
>>699672325
I'd prefer not to talk about that part.
Anything you've been up to?
>>699672618
>>699672752
Still special though
>>699672825
garde so hot u fry an eg
>>699672942
Hello, cutie!
Claimed.
claimed
Sup fellow anons?
>>699672773
You know it. ^^
>>699672655
True.
>Plus there are no first person shooter card games or board games
>I mean I do play Airsoft though.
>Got me a nice airsoft AK.
>>699672752
Feels good
And as a token player, that also makes me cringe thinking about it
>>699672856
>Hugs
>>699672967
Get something stuck way up your butt? Really far up in there?
>>699673037
Broken Record
>>699672773
Yeah, I dont understand it either... I mean, you dont have to enjoy learning history, but you dont have to claim that it doesnt matter.
>>699673033
Wot did I do this time? ;-;
>>699672922
7 out of quite a few, and like 4 of them aren't even real people, they just shitpost.
>>699672967
I bet you had a carrot or a beer bottle stick up your ass or something.
>I'm just playing around, you know I love you baby
>>699672773
Seeing her cry and struggle while a dog is on her is pretty hot though.
>>699672436
i managed to get off my lazy NEET ass and pull some weeds today, got myself pixiv premium again, and now im just depriving myself from sleep because of mosquitoes
hope you liked my little mini blog
>>699672640
lucky you
>>699672726
tomorrow is actually today
>>699672832
i smell fluffy mother
>>699673095
hello friend
>>699672967
Not really. I already discussed the unpleasantness of living at home with Galil and won't rehash it other than to say I'm very close to the end of my FUCKING rope with the constant fighting and childish shit.
>>699673134
S Q U E E
Q
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>>699673134
Yeah, flashing in trample and pump ruined his day.
>>699672773
Hopefully the faker is gone.
>I would compare him to a bad version of the Galil but idk any
>>699673428
No (You)
>>699673343
only for a short time though
>bought my mouse today though so im happy
>>699673555
Checked.
Saber claim
>>699672655
Yes I play on NA
>>699672560
Puppy
>>699672890
Bote
Theres that fucking NIGGER MAI just shitting around. I wouldn't doubt it if that niggerfaggot was behind a lot of bullshit around here
Mai is some kinda Illuminati nigger fucker
GET OUT MAI
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699673657
>Takes dick out
Claim.
Psychology is amazing.
Short break at work. Not here for long.
>>699673708
Knight.
>>699673095
now we wait for someone to post chen...
>>699673343
the fluffiest
>>699673657
I play him in Overwatch
absol claimed
>>699673713
Mai stop getting high
I'm going to get cleaned up then go get food. Be back later.
>>699673025
Whatever. Not happy about a lame consolation prize like that.
I got Siege back up!
>REPLIES WILL BE SLOW
Unless I get bad.
I'm caught. Rip me bye
>>699673269
yeah i guess
>>699673855
whys that
>>699674000
oh well
>hug
cya
>>699673127
Cool, I've done my share of paintball
And I want to get I to fencing
>>699673269
I recently watched the first episode of omette, and I'm really confused. Do they explain how guns became lolis? Are there pistol or sniper rifle girls, or only submachine guns? What about guy guns? Are there artillery girls?
>>699673387
And we also seemed to share a kink, for lewd times
>>699673413
But I have never seen the happiness drain faster from a face than when I played a leyline of the void against a dredge player
>>699673708
Ok, I'll add you at some point
>>699673855
Hey
>>699673708
knight
>>699673916
Wouldn't be the wierdest thing. I was playing PSO2 one day and well...
>>699673882
Pocky
>
>>699673232
Yeah, besides isn't it fucking amazing how in WW2 Hitler had a gun built that had a range of 129 THOUSAND feet, was so big it was crewed by almost 3 thousand people, shot artillery shells thicker than a 700 lb man, and around 10-12 feet long?Nobody can tell me that isn't radical as hell.
>>699673280
Can't she punch through walls and shit though?
Also that is kinda hot.
>>699673504
The Magal (bottom of pic) was a pretty shitty gun.Built for an outdated, useless cartridge, and didn't work because they just resized the barrel, magazine and chamber, not the gas ports or anything meaning it actually couldn't cycle.
By it looks sci fi as fuck god damn I want one so I can fix it to actually work and switch the bullet out to a non shit caliber.
>>699674265
Robot
>>699674091
i miss her Tomoko
>>699673588
you bought a mouse? that's great, i envy you
i couldn't afford to take care of a mouse
>>699673916
and to think she has 9 of those fluffy tails
how could anyone resist?
>>699673974
that's pretty cute actually
>>699673713
THIS ALL RIGHTEOUS FUCKING NIGGER, MI LIU, IS DOING THIS SHIT!
MI LIU YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>>699672491
>>699674378
<not saying "robote" or "roboat"
Saber pls
>>699674403
what now
>>699673134
No, i didn't say the ER.
>>699673269
What's with you guys and butt stuff?
>That's nice to know
>>699673387
Oh, you live with a young one? they can be extremely annoying. one reason i prefer to be up and about in the night.
>>699674137
High-power battle rifles and sniper rifles like G3, M14, Ghewers and such are high school students because they're large, heavy weapons firing full-power rounds. Assault rifles like FNC, M16, and SIG550 are junior high students, because they're slightly smaller, lighter weapons firing intermediate, low-power rounds. Subguns are elementary students because they share ammunition with pistols and are physically small guns. And we do. I'm a dommy~
>>699674450
computer mouse that is
>however I do own two rats
claimed
Miho claimed
Privyet, comrades.
Question for /waifu/
If you HAD to change waifus, who would you change to?
There's a catch. The waifu you would switch to has to be a fellow member of /waifu/.
I'd pick Galil because I'm a gun nut. Second pick would be Tomoko.
>>699674587
Gotta suprise you somehow :^)
>>699674587
>how the fuck did I mess up the fucking greentext?
>>699674333
You could probably mod the shit out of it to a point where it's illegal, I dunno.
>>699674666
Satantic trips get, could NOT be more fitting.
>>699674684
Dio.
>>699674729
Because you're drunk
>Kek
>Saber
>>699674333
That just blows my mind! I love reading about all the experimental tachnology from ww2. Have you seen the experimental wire controlled air to air missiles that germany made in '44 and '45?
>>699674531
>>699674461
Does mi liu even come here any more?
>>699674137
Fencing is SO much fun
>Its the only reason I kicked one of my coworkers ass at Ruler Fencing.
>>699674662
ooooh right that makes sense
i guess my mind is just too full of nazrin right now
rats are pretty cute, i used to have a few, they make great pals
>>699674684
that's a tough one, im pretty sold on nazrin
but i guess i'd have to go for the fluffy ran
>>699674137
>Omette
I giggled.But here's how it works; all guns from after WW2 are designated by their type.SMGs are elementary, assault rifles middle and battle rifles high school.Battle rifles fill the role of sniper as well (but you won't see any bolt actions in the school).Pistols are like, babies and no artillery girls.No guy guns either.
>>699674615
It happens a lot more than you'd think.Plus this is 4chan you know.
>>699674684
Id switch with you tbh.
>>699674761
Yeah, you could make it full auto or an SBR or stick a suppressor on it, but that's how you get buttfucked, burnt alive and your dog shot.
>>699674870
Yeah, WW2 was insane.The Pederson rifle is cool as hell too.And the De Lisle carbine.
>>699675151
they really do. I fell in love with rats when my friends got a pair and after a few days I just wanted to get my own
>>699674715
>>699674839
topkek
>I'm not that drunk
>>699674615
More than one, and a mother who may as well be a teenage girl for all the fighting and bickering she does.
>>699674684
Tomoko or Galil as well.
>>699675050
And fencing is fun. Right up until someone like me gets too enthusiastic with saber or epee and breaks your fingers or your helmet. Those things may not be live steel but by god are they ever still dangerous.
If this post ends in a 9, you have to tell me what your Waifu's favorite season, footwear, planet in the solar system, and element, are.
>>699674274
>>699674091
Because madness.
>>699674137
Yo.
>>699675183
Why did I read this in JonTrons voice?
>>699675433
B-But it was 33, and 3 times 3 is 9, right?
I-It counts?!
>>699675328
I wouldn't expect too much from something like that, unless you're gonna make everything better about it, like make the parts yourself.
>would take 2-4 years probs
>>699672491
they are not real I have no reason to live
>>699675033
>>699674615
Oh, what fid you do then?
>>699674647
So they don't age? And do they turn into a weapon soul eater style or do you pick up and shoot a girl? So artillery would be a milf?
And i would be a good subby. Of course if i wasn't you would have to punish me~~
>>699674684
Well, there aren't any mad scientists, so I guess Mercy would be closest. I do t play overwatch so I dint know much about her personality though.
Though dio is hot
>>699675050
And I'll finally have time to in college, probably
>>699675328
Ok, however it is spelled
And why is Galil a cat girl?
Would a bolt action make them a trap?
>>699675526
Have you been sleeping enough?
>>699675352
my aunt used to have 4 massive cages in her attic with like 20 rats, and she just gave me 3 after we bought a cage for them
good times
>>699675433
im sure people love answering these things anyway, so why make them conditional?
>>699675526
oh ok
>>699675543
i dont think so
>>699675328
Us Upotte/gun nuts must stick together, eh?
>>699675433
Element as in Fire Earth Water Air or as in periodic?
Claimed
>>699675543
Yes.Waifu Machine is a god.
>>699674876
>>699675769
Was she a breeder?
>>699675769
>why make them conditional?
Because there is a great evil presence, restricting the full power of my love, as well as dangering all of you and your Waifus, possibly countless universes and planes of reality as well.
>>699675833
>cruelty of this level
This kills The Waifu Machine
>>699675858
Periodic.
>>699674603
i miss her so much
>>699675474
>Tfw only one pocky image
Thanks
>Have an exercise ball image instead
>>699675360
Yes you are kek
>>699675328
Get out
>>699675601
>>699675966
>>699675737
In Upotte, Russian (or eastern in general) made guns have cat ears. Although the Galil is a western gun, it borrows many aspects from the Russian AK family. Therefore, she has eastern in her blood which makes her a cat girl.
It's all confusing, honestly. It explains why my character (ak74) is a neko, too.
The only Upotte character with bolt action is a male Springfield m1903. He's a teacher.
>>699676144
well i guess the truth hurts
>>699675360
I smell a heretic ;^)
>>699675398
That's a shame, a lot of the people in my family except my father and my older brother seem to fight and make annoying loud noises to often.
>>699675328
We a lot of weird things in this world i guess.
>>699675737
I have no idea what you mean by that, but i said i don't want to talk about it,
>>699675737
I have a good leather belt~
But no artillery that I've seen. And they sort of fire themselves. It's weird. But they can't hurt humans of their own free will. It has to be another human to squeeze it. They can still hurt other guns pretty badly though. Also, Galil is fox and large magazine=benis, but I'm not sure about BA.
>>699676431
>>699676293
>Only having one Saber pocky image
I don't even like Saber that much and I have more than one
This my waifu DON'T STEAL
>>699676472
Forgot to attach image.
>>699676348
>>699676045
she's a vet and she just loves all kinds of animals, her house was filled with them. she did breed cats though
>>699676144
that's too complicated for me to understand
>>699676631
Immunity-cat's effect can not be negated by any means.
>>699676639
That's odd... The M14 isn't in ANY way Eastern... Maybe it was only for that scene.
>>699676743
>I'm going to go visit your aunt
>>699675737
Galil has FOX ears and tail because she is an AK based design and AKs have FOX ears and tails due to being Russian.
No it wouldnt.
>>699675844
Yeah mate, I don't mind a good AK now and then anyway.
>>699675433
Summer because then she can OPR8 in the fields.
Any good quality combat boot.
Earth because its the only planet guns really work on.
She might not even know what elements are.
>>699676293
>Get out
Why?
>>699676517
>large magazine=benis
DONT MAKE ME DO THIS TO YOU
>>699675681
Oh my god the cringe
>Sending this to Chara later
>>699675433
Spring, the romance of it
Practical loafers or walking shoes
I'm going to guess earth, for obvious reasons. Or Venus, being named after the goddess of love
Carbon, needed for life
>>699676391
That makes zero sense
So the bolt is his dick?
>>699676451
Oh, no problem then. Hope everything is OK with you
>>699676517
Be sure to put it to use!
But does it explain why they are guns?
>>699676795
I only replied with the pic because I still had it.
>>699676859
Chara was there when he posted it.
Rest in peace my lower legs.
night
>>699675737
Never enough
>>699675833
>Very fun
>>699676743
Did she cell feeder rats to snake handlers?
>>699676451
It ain't fun.
>>699676850
Trap raifus.
>>699676859
I think it's typical Jap "objects having spirits" shit. It's KanColle for guns, man.
Have to be honest. Sig is probably my favorite character in the series. Mainly because I didn't see enough of the AK girls.
Main reason Sig isn't my raifu is because the AK74 is my favorite gun and... well... Sig is pretty gay for Funco.
Probably will switch over to her one day. I just can't find enough AK pictures... Sad...
>>699676988
Went for a run?
>>699676850
What do foxes have to do with Russia? Isnt the animal associated with Russia a bear?
>>699676973
Oh, when was this?
>>699676988
What do you do now?
>>699676997
Night!
>>699677045
Why dont you just go to bed earlier?
>>699677058
Oh yeah, that is a major thing in Shinto beliefs.
But the object has to be 100 years old, so it would have to be WW1 era guns and ships, not WW2 and modern guns/ships
>>699676845
i take it you really like animals
>>699677045
no, they were all pet rats and lived their lives until they peacefully died
>>699677404
...August 13
>>699676850
Oh, and also
>What do you call a Hispanic in the army?
>Puerto Recon
Checkin' in to claim best idol
claimed
>>699675474
Disregard
>>699676293
I found a couple
>>699676859
Upotte is weird, m9
>>699677288
>>699677404
Yep, run.
>>699676795
Yeah it was just a "look at how cute she's being" thing.Also Russian guns have fox ears and tails not cat ears and tails.>>699677058
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU I SWEAR TO GOD GALIL IS A NORMAL GUN GIRL
>>699676859
You are way over thinking this tbh.
>>699677107
Sig is pretty good.Don't forget that she is the 550-553, not just the 550.She just prefers the 550 most because its accurate.
Also yeah AKs don't get enough love.Elle and Funco get it all.
>>699677404
>What do foxes have to do with Russia
Holy fuck just stop over thinking it man, it's just cute gitls with guns
>>699676988
>inb4 "crippling depression.jpg"
>>699677613
Nice.
Galil, is this you?
>>699677620
>Handgaurd
>Breasts
Kek
>>699677582
Hey Shibuya
>Those eyes
Unf
>>699677441
I do love animals. but I REALLY love rats :3
