Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
Oh god this hurts me
>>699665416
>filename
keked, no sound though
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>699666001
#Chicklivesmatter
>>699666206
AGREED
>>699666206
>>699665756
O GOD WHY MY DICK IS HARD ?!!
>>699666206
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future. For our children.
>>699667232
Now that's what I called rekt #5
>>699666206
>>699667387
fuck u faggot
>>699665261
Fuck that sandy vag would be nasty as fuck.why she ruin a good tasty pussy like that
>>699667232
epic rope a dope
>>699667232
what a roller coaster
>>699665756
Why they beating and stabbing the fucker here
What's the back story
>>699665261
>>699666635
You uhh, might want to get that checked out...
>>699668328
Too soon
>>699668328
Too soon?
>>699667672
no u
>>699667840
Did I see his eyes move to look at the fucken sword at the end of that
>>699665261
Best. Audio. Ever.
Trust me. Or don't; but know you're missing out.
http://theync.com/shocking/16192-listen-to-death.htm
>>699668466
If you're a fucking pussy
>>699667387
jeff goldblum?
>>699668487
yes the eyes still move for a few seconds
>>699667232
>tires himself out only to not get anywhere
the dude taking the hits actually did the smarter thing by waiting till his stronger opponent wore himself out.
this is what happens when you don't know how to fight but have muscles.
>>699668328
whats the origin on this girl? I never knew
>>699668487
You sure did
>>699668487
Yes, you did.
Oxygen deprivation doesn't kill off the brain for at least a couple minutes after decapitation.
>>699667232
that kid deserves the last slice of pizza
>>699667387
Fucking newfag
>>699668050
kek'd at the filename. I hate to see that video with sound.
>>699668328
too soon
>>699666206
summerfag
also check'd
>>699665416
reported to fbi hope you rot scum.
>>699669749
after watching this my neck all of a sudden got really itchy
>>699669819
well your gonna rot in a cell for a false report
>>699668751
Are you fucking retarded?
>>699665261
Dear god, she'll be cranky for weeks
>>699668763
To soon faggot. Sicko
>>699669999 :v
>>699666206
>>699666385
>>699669819
>>699670060
>>699669749
Why does this look fake?
>>699671002
because it's manufactured by the CIA and Mossad
>>699665261
Suppose she gets all that sand cleaned out. Except for one grain. And it sits there for years, in some deeper fold...
I know it's not even physiologically possible, but wouldn't it be neat if one day she queefed out a pearl?
>>699671002
Because you've never seen a person decapitated in HD
>>699669698
nope
>>699671185
this
>>699671002
i think b/c the production values are so high. it doesn't look like a proper "snuff" film that we are used to - all grainy and shaky and poorly focused. it's more like a hollywood movie.
>>699671347
nope what?
>>699671427
absolutely correct
>>666666666
>>699671431
U checked nonexistent dubs fagol. Jesus H Gregory Christ. Lurk more please. +1 for making me reply.
>>699671002
Because they film it like a movie with different camera angles and shit
It's meant as a movie really. If it's too real it doesn't work as well for the propaganda
>>699665416
But why. Story?
>>696969696
>>699671002
Because you can't handle the truth, snowflake.
>>699672678
Nooo never prelightened. I was using Matrix SoColor and for some reason the more I dyed my hair with that the lighter it would get. My hair was dyed dark brown at Christmas that just passed and it took about 3-4 months for it to go this red. Sometimes I wear a bag on my head but no heat normally other than that
I'm so glad you asked! I used to dye my hair with every red in the book and yet I was dying it weekly. It would wash right out. Then in found Goldwell Elumen and I am at 8 weeks! The first time I had roots I was ecstatic because I had never had my hair dyed long enough to get roots. This stuff is amazing. You want colour RR. It's hard to find and not incredibly cheap but it's on amazon and it's amazing. It also stains skin REEEEEEAALLLLY bad but I found a mr clean magic eraser does the trick!
>>699665756
story?
>>699673737
Pretty much what I expected.
>>699674424
Oh, yea. Go on acting like your all so cool and tough.
I'm one of the few fags on here who actually feels sorry for her. I think she just thought that we would think she was thinking she was being funny and she thought we'd move on without even thinking about her. I hope she can get on with her life after everything that has happened. She doesn't seem like she's that bad of a person. Maybe she's just with the wrong guy.
>>699665261
Do you have the WebM/GIF of the same chick but Christmas time... if you've seen it you know what I am talking about.
>>699665416
FUCK! IM GOING TO THE DENTIST IN 20 MINUTES!
>>699667232
What a delightful roundabout
>>699674683
HILL-arious
>>699665261
wtf
>>699668050
Go ahead tatcom
>>699675541
That's not a very healthy attitude to have, my friend. That kind of hatred and resentment will burn a hole right through your belly if you continue to carry it around with you. If you just try to show a little compassion in this case I think you'll find it to be very beneficial to your everyday growth and spirtuality.
Everyone makes mistakes from time to time and it's not always easy to say "sorry" or "I love you", but you have to try. Try to be as better person because it will make a better world for us all. No one likes to feel sad and alone and that the whole world hates them. Right now, more than ever, she needs a friend. If you ever wanted to be special, then your time is now.
Reach out and be a friend to someone who really needs it. Now is you chance to really be great. Good luck. I'm pulling for ya. ;)
rekt
>>699674698
I found that gif myself
>>699668488
fall tight pupper
>>699675814
Post tits
>>699668328
Who is she anyways? I keep seeing her around but never knew the origin of it.
>>699668479
If he wanted his cum back he would have told your mom too spit
>>699677106
Attack of the killer apples.
>>699675031
Haaaaaaave a SEAT!!!!
ouch
>>699668751
>the dude taking the hits actually did the smarter thing by waiting till his stronger opponent wore himself out
You have never been in a fight have you?
>>699669819
I can see it now, the FBI will come to interview you, oh so you were watching it too? Ok, put your hands behind your back, you have the right..
>>699672252
niggers will always be niggin' niggers.
>>699665261
After seeing this, I will only call someone a pussy if they can take a lot of pain.
>>699665559
But...
Why did he take his hat off?
>>699668328
Story on this girl?
>>699667990
Better than the epic fight on batman v superman.
>>699679028
>>699668763
>>699677302
this faggot
>>699666206
Even though it's pasta, I believe coming to terms with and laughing in the face of our mortality eases us into our inevitable deaths
>>699665261
LOLST
>>699665756
this is what happens when your dad isnt around when youre growing up. you choke up on the bat and swing like a little bitch
>>699668158
Despite the Olympics trying to convince you otherwise, Brazil is an awful place where people will kill eachother for being alive.
It's alot like the middle east in that way, except Brazilians don't do it in the name of god.
>>699667840
Is that a kid in the background? Fucking hell.
>>699668328
No!
Nononononono!!
NO!
Too soon.
>>699669992
That's weird.
I didn't feel anything at all.
>>699671002
Because you're in denial.
>>699679742
Won't somebody please think of the children!
>>699678014
He took that like a fucking champ
>>699675814
honestly dude this is internet chat forum. if u expect to connect someone on a human level, u are a fool lol. quit wastin ur time
>>699676835
Why?
>>699666206
I like to look at this stuff to learn. If I get used to seeing death, maybe one day IRL there could be someone dying and everyone is in a panic except me bc I'm used to seeing shit like this
>>699680185
Haha I'm not trying to clutch my pearls or anything. It's fucking crazy though... Born in the US -- playing Nintendo and little league baseball. Syria (or wherever the fuck) -- beheadings.
>>699680521
Wow. Just wow.
I didn't want to say anything but now I really feel like I have to. Put yourself in her shoes for just one second:
How would you like it if someone had the whole internet after you? Posting photoshopped pics and videos all over you friends and family's facebook pages. Giving out your home address, phone number, and SSN?
It doesn't feel very good does it. Pretty scary right? Stop right now then. Going along with the pack doesn't make you cool. It only makes you a follower. You can be a leader all on your own if you do the right thing. That's what makes you an honorable person.
This isn't being a rebel. You're not cool. Grow a pair and stop what you're doing now. It will make you a better person in the longrun and you'll thank me later.
>>699666206
>>699679388
Or succession beyond
>>699679742
Sand niggers don't care. They'll behead the kids, too.
Remember, these are "people" who will execute others for witchcraft, or not being Islaming the right way or hard enough.
>>699679821
Explain?
>>699677557
I want to call the number on the back of that truck and ask about this.
>>699668050
what the fuck?
>>699681181
Anon posted a picture of that girl.
It is still way too soon to post pictures of her.
So sad. Too too soon.
>>699665261
this job calls for a shovel
>>699677106
>Failed attempt at roasting the apples
>>699681412
Yep, that's what I needed explained, uhuh!
>>699666206
tldr
>>699674683
If that really is Anita, I want to cum on her tits so bad. She's got nice little ones
>>699672591
>>699678883
Because he's a gentleman
>>699682127
Anita here.
Look guys, this has gone too far.
I just want some peace and quiet. You guys already ruined my job and I can't apply anywhere since everyone have been turning down jobs. I'll most likely be moving soon from the state I am to another one. I know I fucked up and to some extent I deserve some of this shit that has been thrown at me.
I will apologize if and only if everything about me is erased from the internet first.
I'm trying to be civil about this and no I won't post more pictures of me on here after what happened. No timestamps, nothing...
Now please help me erase what's on the internet and I will join that chat and apologize to the whole anonymous community and I will give you permission to spread that last video to the internet BUT ONLY THAT ONE!
Thanks. I hope you guys understand and be civil about this.
>>699682152
OMG! A certain set of numbers popped up!
>>699669749
I'm by no means more than your average anon-beta, but if I was in that situation I would run.
Just run, try to escape. Fuck the captors, fuck their stupid little propaganda movie. Just get up and try to run.
No, I'd not plan on taking a captor and steal his gun and do a Rambo. I just think that getting shot for trying to escape would be a lot times better than getting my neck slit like that.
>>699678431
He's not wrong.
>>699674698
Sadly not her. The shnoz isn't the same.
>>699679028
Too soon... it's just... no.
>>699665261
>Sandy Hooker
>>699675031
To be continued...
>>699680523
for that fresh pine smell
>>699677106
Why am I laughing at this?
>>699666206
>>699682477
You can be civil by posting tits.
Thanks.
>>699665416
i have the version with sound, its priceless atleast the nigger got free dental care
>>699682619
I'm sure that nobody would notice you running away in that orange jumpsuit.
>>699682619
I'd like to think I would as well, problem is the dummy runs. They'll do this shit daily and not actually kill them. Also they fuck you up with opiates.
>>699683543
Guys. This shit isn't funny anymore. This woman, this poor human being, just got fired from her job. How would you like it if you were fired because some social media site? Ya, you probably wouldn't like it at all. Imagine if you had responsibilities on top of your job. Like taking care of things.
Not a big deal?! Not a big deal?
This woman can no longer afford to pay 5.000 for her premium apartment. She'll have to downgrade to an apartment that doesn't even have a remote for it's Jacuzzi.
>>699677557
Where's the height marker on the bridge? Oh? That tiny little sign in the sea of other signs was your warning. I'm not the biggest fan of "elf n safety" but fuck me that guy could've had better warning.
>>699668763
>>699683251
Well damn. Why not just use pine-sol?
>>699678883
because he walked into a restaurant...it's just good manners.
>>699671002
Blood does not look real, notice the 'cuts' before they start cutting, could easily be digitally superimposed heads on a prop.
>>699671185
From the experience of a bitch I knew who deserved it - she whored herself out on the first date with some bulldyke rugmuncher on a beach.
Got some sand in her gash.
Caused a massive yeast infection, UTI, and wouldn't clear up with OTC meds. She ended up having to go to a clinic because she was pissing blood and was bleeding about 2 weeks early.
Nurse at the clinic told her beach sand is loaded, absofuckinglutely loaded with bacteria from all the people and trash at the beach.
She had to be put on IV antibiotics for a week, and then had pills for the infections for damn near a month, all the while, her AIDS factory itched like it was full of bedbugs and fiberglass insulation.
She fucking deserved it for her being a slut, but the funniest part is she asked me to help her by buying her meds since she was poor.
Told her "Rope, you fucked a dyke on the beach, get the rugmuncher to pay for them."
Apparently she found that offensive and hasn't spoken to me since.
>>699684257
Nope* not rope.
>>699666206
GOOD pasta
>>699684257
Come on guys, lets take a step back and look at what we're doing. Look at how much money you're costing for the pizza places, and whatever else you decide to send to this Innocent girls house. Imagine being the owner of that pizza place, and making $50 worth of pizza, only to have the delivery guy walk back to your place telling you that they didn't order it... Now you've just been robbed of $50 from some random assholes on the internet. Now take a step back and put yourself in this girls shoes. Imagine scrolling through your favorite image board only to fine multiple thread striping you from all your information. Sending pizzas to your house, strippers, ect. How would this make you people feel? Would you want the whole world to know where you live, where you work, and have multiple people you don't even know/associate with attempt to strip you from your own job? How would it feel to walk into the very place you worked for within the last two years only to have your boss walk you right out the door telling you that you are no longer aloud to work there because of a simple mistake you've made on the internet? All you assholes are doing is making fools of yourself. You're ruining the reputation that /b/ has gathered within the last seven years. People used to love this place, but now everyone is scared that if they make one wrong post, or post one image without censoring the right areas, that the people of /b/ will dox their entire profile, and end up sending all sorts of shit to their house just for the 'luls'.This is an absolute disgrace, and I hope every last one of you fuckers gets some sort of punishment for this.
Karma is a bitch, isn't it?
>>699678014
lmfao at the truck driver clapping his hands like
>I fucking knew it
>>699668763
She's dad, some fag get some girls high to take some pics, this bitch was the only one that died
>>699684760
Uh huh. Pasta.
>>699665767
>no sound
Fuck yourself with a cactus.
>>699671185
Laugh it up faggot but this is about a dead girl.
Go on acting like your all so cool and tough.
I'm one of the few fags on here who actually feels sorry for her. I think she just thought that we would think she was thinking she was being funny and she thought we'd move on without even thinking about her. I hope she can get on with her afterlife after everything that has happened. She doesn't seem like she's that bad of a person. Maybe she was just with the wrong guy.
>>699685486
>>699674698
Dude, I'm going to have to be straight right out of the box here.
I don't think it's very cool of you to post naked pics of you wife. I mean, what if they got out and her identity was discovered? Do you really want the whole internet coming down on you and your family? Haven't you seen what happens here? People get doxxed here every day. You address, facebook pages, and email will be found and put on full blast. What the fuck are you thinking?
Why would you even risk it?
>>699668050
God fucking damn it I can watch a 1000 people die in the most brutal ways but this one always gets me
>>699685608
You know what motherfucker-
I've put up with a lot of fucking shit on this board for years and I never EVER ONCE took it lying down. So there's no fucking way in hell I'm gonna start now. If you want to say stupid shit go stick your head in the toilet and then flush. Your stupid fucking comment was totally out of line and uncalled for. Don't go thinking you can just tell everyone what to do.
Bitch.
>>699667232
Nice job, great comeback
>>699685771
you sound like this >>699665261 happened to you.
>>699685752
they should recut saving private ryan and show this sometime during the invasion sequence
>>699686151
you fucking joking me kid? i would rock your fucking world. I'd knock your fucking teeth out. How fucking dare you classify me as such. You dont know me, you dont know where ive been, what ive done to get here. You couldnt possibly even begin to comprehend what has brought me here. Obviously you are a very little person in the world to think such a thing. Dont you dare ever fucking call me a newfag again. I assure you I have been lurking for two fucking months now and i know how things run here. I feel as if i have earned my stay and my position on this board is where it should be. Please dont call me a newfag again, thanks a lot faggot.
>>699680862
Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha....
>>699668328
Too soon
>>699685752
Does it exist with sound?
>>699686151
>>699686393
I just reported this shitty fucking reply, which is kind of funny, since I am a janitor. That's right ass hole. I don't need to report shit, but I thought I would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up.
As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, I actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to Moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. That's right, Moot and I are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that I run across on 4chan. He also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so I can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. I am actually going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen.
You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you.
the rekt know one thing. it is better to be not rekt
>>699668328
background story of this ?? Why so many bitching about it
>>699686863
stfu OP
>>699686863
Pretty sure it's a troll
>>699677557
>food distribution excellence
kek
>>699675031
John Ceeeeenaaaaa
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>>699686337
>calling the kettle black
>never said newfag
ok...........
>>699667232
>just swinging randomly because "muh muscles"
>>699682267
Underrated post
>>699687214
Listen you fucking idiot, You don't want to fuck with me punk, I'm an ex-marine and now work double shifts as a bouncer. I bench press 250 times a day and can do 100 push ups with my dick alone, And you? Probably beating off that small "dick" of yours 250 times a day to stupid cartoon drawings of girls. HA! You're fucking nothing to me. Infact if you were here right now I'd fucking slam my fist deep into your face and make you shred tears like the little bitch you are. Don't fuck with me buddy. You're lower than dirt, You're nothing but a waste of space. You think you can just backtalk shit to me on the internet? Fucking come to my face and say it. I'd put you in the intensive care unit for months if I didn't fucking kill you. I don't give a shit about your opinion or your pathetic reasons why you were even born. You're fucked now! It's too fucking late to save yourself, don't bother committing suicide either you piece of shit I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again my fucking self. I'm coming for you faggot.
>>699666434
GIT R3KT M8.
>>699686863
just go to KYM you faggot
>>699668158
They're rival drug gangs anon.
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>>699685486
>>699685771
>>699686337
>>699687547
yeah you mad
>>699665559
DubsDubsTripsFail
>>699668466
Too soon
>>699665756
Season 7 of the walking dead looks great
>>699687665
Kid are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck do you think im fucking scared of you?? I would fuck you up and you would regret it for the rest of your fucking life. Everyday you would think of how badly i hurt you and you would eventually suicide. You think this is a motherfucking game nigger? You dont know me, you dont know my past, my life, my actions that led me to where i am today. I could have you killed with a single phone call. You better watch out faggot because you have messed with the wrong motherfucker and im having a bad fucking day so next time watch yourself before i fucking break your face. Faggot.
>>699687510
Fag
>>699670877
haha I love seattle pridefest
>>699687960
fag
>>699668328
Too soon
>>699675031
Become one with the car
Came for top keks, but now in forum with whiney slits that lost their jobs and alpha marines. Please supply more keks. Thank ya.
>>699687960
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>699687961
>>699688044
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
>>699668050
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
>>699688386
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>>699688624
fag
>>699688456
lovely story my dear :)
>>699688837
stfu OP
>>699688266
I like the way she politely puts her hand out like ...."excuse me officer do you know the way to......."
>>699688879
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
>>699688903
Not op, fag
>>699688968
fag
>>699689019
>>699689053
stfu OP
>>699688436
OKAY, NOT SURE IF TROLL OR
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably just a fucking newfag who cannot even get fucking laid.
>>699689173
>>699689173
well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely a VIRGIN) shitting up the place with his copypasta faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this post, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire post for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolnavy seals faggot shit you want on the fucking board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered
>>699689173
Fucking lel
Welcome to /b/, newfriend.
>>699689166
Not op, fag
>>699689376
fag
>>699688968
babe I was only complimenting you ;)
>>699689173
That post was always a troll.
>>699689173
been a while since I've seen someone here that didn't recognize this stale ass pasta
>>699668050
>>699669461
>>699686554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIRzVDqCqdM
>>699669819
Fuckn faggot this is a rekt thread get the fuck used to it newfag
>>699689524
Are you shitting me? Could you be any more retarded? Step away from the keyboard and take a look in the mirror. What the fuck are you doing with your life you absolutely worthless piece of nigger shit bastard? Honestly, I wish you would just fucking die. Then I wouldn't have to see your shitty repulsive cunt drivel on my screen every shitting day. It's like you took a massive shit on my screen and now I'm having to eat it with my fucking eyes. Your shit is so offensive to me that if I could get on a plane right now and come to your house I would stab you in the neck and masturbate with your blood as you lay screaming on the floor. And then i would shit on you, like you have shit on me. Take your fucking stupid shit and get the fuck out of my shit, I implore you, before I do something that everyone would regret. I could destroy you, I have fucking black belts in 3 different bastard martial arts and own a real kantana made by a genuine Samurai. I am not talking shit right now, I am a real fucking bastard. All I ask is that you just shut the fuck up. Literally no one wants to see your shit, no one cares. I could find you, and I could take you out before you even knew what was happening, but I would rather take my time and let shit happen slowly to enjoy your suffering, just as your awful shitty words make me suffer just to see them. Fair warning - the next knock on your door could be me. I suggest you think about that before posting any more of your bullshit ever again.
>>699686599
Moot is dead, long live our glorious Asian overlord
>>699682578
OMG! A beige box with some text in it!
>>699689376
Hahaha nice. That's the best response I've ever seen.
Well done fgt!
>>699689758
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. HEY DANNI, TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
>>699668328
Too Soon
>>699686599
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha HOLY SHIT I HAVENT HEARD THAT NAME IN A LOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME KIDDO.
>>699689173
>>699675031
Sleep tight gramgram
A New Gay Dawn is upon us. How will you deal with it /b/?
Since half of the Supreme Court and at least two-thirds of Congress have had (and enjoy) gay sex, I'm predicting a gay day in America with a Pro-Gay Marriage ruling from the highest court in the Murica.
>>699689717
fag
>>699689717
pls stop. you're starting to scare me :(
>>699689173
I remember my first summer.
>>699677302
Boston bombing anon
>>699689173
The newfag has received more responses than the actual NAVY SEAL pasta
>>699690302
So I was thinking, we are clearly the two best looking people on this site and we should take advantage of it. What do you say we go to Vegas and get married and then make a happy family of perfectly aesthetic children that are so awe striking they would make world rulers drop to their knees and beg to pay us huge sums of money for the genetic code. Then we can live happily ever after, throwing our money in the trash and partying like Charlie Sheen. As you can seeI have the whole thing planned out so all you have to do after you pop out some kids, actually no, we could just get a surrogate mother. So all you have to do is sit by the pool, drink magaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys all day while I conduct business. I already have the wedding booked for the Elvis Wedding Chapel on the strip so I'm really banking on you to say yes to this or I'm going to have to just find a stripper and I don't think the plan will turn out as well.
>>699678883
He didn't want to have to clean it later.
>>699682152
Where was it?
>>699690631
fag
>>699690792
>Where was it?
I often ask myself the same question, but as a gangsta I fear that it will put you and the children at risk. So for now you shall have to remain a glorified maid serving me ale and bread until I can get out of the lifestyle and elope with you to Europe.
>>699690631
lmfao you're cute. i'm a guy so...
>>699668050
Fuck you, i didn't plan on fapping tonight
>>699689173
This was the test. You failed. Miserably.
>>699691388
Last night I had a dream of us, but it took a sour turn when we got into a huge fight. No sense crying over spilt milk, but I insisted that our money tree house would have looked much better without the sex dungeon add-on, but you just had to have your way. Anyway, I woke up before we finished the divorce papers. I just want to say you can keep the cabin in the Gumdrop Mountainss but I want the Pegasus chariot and my TV back.
>>699691701
Summerfag
>>699691802
fag
>>699667232
Both of these retards fight like wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, but at least the smaller kid had the sense to guard himself and wait for his shot.
>>699689173
>>699691701
>>699691917
samefag
>>699671310
this
>>699692018
nope, fag
>>699666206
drrrrr..... drrrr.......
>>699691802
ur just so adorable omg I can't! hahaha
>>699689329
>>699689438
>>699689578
>>699690319
>>699690609
dumbasses who don't recongnize pasta
plz die
>>699683778
>
Theres fucking tons of signs all around before, and its a VERY well known hazard in the area.
>>699692426
no u
>>699685050
haha wtf, i didnt even notice that.
>>699689173
Is this Trollception???
>>699689173
I'll save this and make it my pasta whenever I see the Navy seals shit
>>699666206
heh, this copy pasta again
>>699689173
What in tarnation did you just hollar at me you little cattle rustler? You should know that I'm the best goddamn cowboy from Texas to Tennessee, and I have been involved in countless cattle drives across the midwest, and I have over 300 confirmed wrangles. I am train'd to fire a rattlesnake clean through the eye with my trusty six-shoot from twenny yards off. So do ya feel lucky, partner? I can blow your hat clean off without breaking a sweat, 'ear me buddy. Ya feel so darn safe behind yer new fangled electric telegram contraption. Well, you gotta another thing coming, partner. Right now i'm in cahoots mah secret network of highly skilled bounty hunters so lock up your barn cause there's a storm coming, bucko. The storm tha's gonna level your puny little ranch off the west, the whole fucking caboodle. I can be any point of the map, at any point of my pocket watch. An' I can beat your shit to a pulp o'er 700 ways, and tha's just with mah brawlin' mits. Not only am I prepared for a rootin tootin point an' shootin, but I'm loaded with all kinds of nasty boomsticks and I'll use them to blow your ugly mug off god's good earth, Oh boy kiddo, if only you knew the knee-high cow shit you got your boots into by airin' yer lungs at me. Maybe you coulda thought twice. But you just coul'nt, you just darn di'nt, and now you’re gonna have to pay up, you god darn coot. I'll make yer mah privy, boy. So get ready for the shitstorm. You’re a walking coffin, partner
>>699683778
Protip - if for some reason you don't see the sign marking the height of an obviously low bridge, don't just assume it's adequate. Only the most retarded CDL drivers fuck up this sort of thing.
>>699692952
fag
>>699691942
>Both of these retards fight like wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men
ahahahahahaha
>>699676835
JUST
>>699665416
> Toothfairy.webm, you tard.
>>699676835
>>699693066
I'd arrest her.
Take her downtown for questioning.
Make her end every fucking one of her stupid answers with "Dear Captain Rogers".
Give her a mohawk.
Tell her how unfit she is for Starfleet.
Soak her down with maple syrup.
Eat waffles off of her back.
Tell her that lawn furniture is the best furniture.
Make her spray paint turtles all over the walls and name each one of them.
Sing the Chimney Sweeper song to her from Mary Poppins with mad enthusiasm.
Tickle her feet with my boner and ask her politely if has any idea why I pulled her over.
>>699669640
ouch my leg
>>699666206
Guaranteed reply
>>699693518
What the zozzle did you just zozzle about me, you zozzling bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Zozzley Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret zozzles on Al-Zozzla, and I have over 300 confirmed zozzles. I am trained in zozzle warfare and I’m the top zozzler in the US armed zozzles. You are nothing to me but just another zozzle. I will zozzle you the zozzle out with zozzles the likes of which has never been seen before on this Zozzle, mark my zozzles. You think you can get away with zozzling that zozzleness to me over the Internet? Think zozzles, fucker. As we speak I am zozzling my network of zozzles across the USA and your zozzle is being zozzled right now so you better prepare for the zozzles, maggot. The storm that zozzles out the little thing you call your zozzle. You’re fucking zozzled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can zozzle you in over seven zozzley ways, and that’s just with my zozzles. Not only am I extensively trained in zozizzle combat, but I have access to the entire zozzle of the United States Zozzle Corps and I will zozzle it to its full extent to zozzle your ass off the face of the continent, you zozzling shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “zozzle” comment was about to zozzle down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking zozzle. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the zozzle, you zozzled idiot. I will shit zozzles all over you and you will drown in zozzle. You’re fucking zozzled, kiddo.
>>699665767
>no sound
Visiting 4chan first day in your life?
>>699693630
fag
>666666666
>>699677106
Don't go there, it's a restricted area.
>>699665767
>no sound
Visiting 4chan first day in your life?
>>699689595
Useless.
>>699666206
fuck you
>>699682578
check these dubs nigger
>>699680862
But if someone listens to what you have to say they are just a follower too dipshit
>>699679028
She dead and a bunch of niggers gangbanged her corpse (somthing like that)
>>699689173
Saved
>>699694516
>>699694608
> Abella Anderson
Fucking ugliest cunt ever.
>>699694608
> Keiran Lee gets his dick broken.
>>699666001
that was adorable as well as dark
