Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699649153
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>699664001
I don't though
Hello everyone
>no life again
>claimed
Claiming, how's everyone?
still here
>>699664001
Just magic the gathering and leveling my EUW League account
Oh, and a few episodes of Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>699664129
Since when was I a mummy?
>How many black people does it take to start a riot?
>A dead one
>>699664463
Not really a FPS person
>>699663444
Nice trips! Aw hell yeah!
>>699663722
She is doing alright how about you?
>>699664611
Well, I did just manage to pull through a 4 star beatmap, so that's a thing.
>>699664580
I am fine, waiting for a pizza I ordered to get delivered then gotta run.
>>699664491
i want to believe you but
>you are such a bully~
>>699664168
okay then.
>you posted this on 4:20 for me
i chuckled
i guess im pretty tired
>>699664463
its okay, no pressure
>>699664599
you better start leveling quick because when my pc is back we are going to play together
Garde claimed
Does anyone else do shit that is looked down upon?
>exclude 4chan
I practice self cannibalism.
Mine
>>699664580
YUUUUKKKKKKIIIIIIII!!!
OP CAN'T CLAIM WAIFU THATS CHEATTING FAGGOT
pass
>>699664599
FPS are my jam
>>699664867
Thanks ^^
>So hows it going other than tired?
>>699664599
Nice dubs again, Mama.
>How many religious people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They live in eternal darkness.
>How many niggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to actually do it, and the other two to run off with your TV now that they can see where they're going.
>>699663859 (Makoto)
It's a sign~
>>699664820
Thanks!
>>699664941
I don't masturbate.
>>699664855
Ooh, I want some pizza..what kind?
>>699665005
YUUUUNNNNNNOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Heya
>>699664867
its ok we can erp later ;)
>>699664941
self cannibalism?
>>699664941
thats weird?
what do you eat of yourself?
>i sleep with a hairdryer on
>>699664611
>i can make it better
>just cuddle with me
>>699665127
>>699664941
I run a cult.
>>699665187
Chewing in nails, biting on lip. Thqt is auto-cannibalism
>>699664849
it was more of an announcement then me telling you specifically.
>>699664867
maybe time for bed?
>>699664941
probably
>>699665127
quality waifu material here
>>699665151
So I know you told me the tacos were delish, did you season the beef at least?
>>699665170
Wuz gud ruby?
>Tfw the qt rube cosplayer I been eyeing since last years con is taken
>>699665208
>you'll have to make it up to me
Calamity-masu'd
>>699665094
right now im tilted
>bad gateway error
>REEEEEE
i just want to watch akame ga kill
what about you?
>>699665187
:( but but, bully-san~
>>699665323
I want to binge watch akame ga kill though
>>699665134
She is a pokemon, show some respect.
>>699664867
I got to 5, so we can play together
>>699665094
More of a strategy and card game person
>>699664820
Blew some guys out of the water in Magic
>>699665113
I don't think I'm qualified to be a mother
>How do you starve a nigger?
>Hide his food stamps under his work boots
>>699664941
Sex in the missionary position with the intent of procreation
>>699665518
you can do it later
>>699665401
Yes, we had some seasoning, I forget what it was though
>>699664941
Uh, I chew the skin off around my nails and my lip + cheek, but I don't think that's autocannibalism. No clue what the worst thing I do is, I'm a good boy.
>>699665151
Just pepperoni. I wanted to get jalapeno's, but it was a bit more expensive.
>>699665560
You're gross and a bully :^(
>>699665518
I'm mostly listening to Coldplay cause I got btfo by a c4 door trap.
>reeeee
>>699665554
Most kinds of strategy games I like are stuff like Warhammer and Fire Emblem
>Turn based and RTS are also my jam.
>>699665560
?
>Rip Penny/Galil friendship?
>>699665428
>I will, tell me how
>But first come give me a hug cutie
>>699665554
Ehhhh I'm not sure.
It's been more than a week now and they dont answer my emails
>>699665518
but~
>>699665615
You forgot being Tsundere
>>699665615
>under the covers
>with the lights off
>while holding hands and kissing
>>699665901
Loli lover
>>699664941
>watching anime in general
>being into funz
>>699665554
Shh.
>How do you keep niggers from hanging around in your backyard? Hang one out front.
>Jews and Italian sports cars are similar but slightly different. They both stop on a dime, but only one also picks the dime up.
>>699665560
robot
>>699665134
I don't know. I would say no but others would disagree.
>>699665150
That's... Depressing.
>>699665187
Self cannibalism is a disorder where you eat yourself... Obviously. Typical places to eat yourself are the fingers, inner cheeks, and nails. I do all three.
>>699665208
Yup. Just read above.
>I mean, that's not that bad right? Only for your wallet but not yourself.
>>699665243
Noice
>>699665323
>probably
That's pretty well. If it's not certain then that's really good. Also yo.
>>699665615
>with the intent of procreation.
Kys
>>699665779
Then yes, cannibalism. Its good that your good.
>>699665901
>furfag.
>>699665775
Good good
I typically like to put Lawry's on beef
>>699665931
Nope
>>699665937
H-How did you know..?
>>699664491
bully
>>699665901
Nyet idi nahui
>>699665753
But it's on stream
And I'm with the coolest kids on the block
>>699665858
Fucking kek
>Rip in pieces friend
>>699665931
Try to convince me fagichi~
>>699666216
>Ive seen people do that
It's weird imo
But people think it's weird, also bringing girls home is a pain because I can't sleep without it
>>699665615
YOU FUCKING PERVERT! HOW COULD YOU EVEN TYPE THAT OUT WITH OUT PUKING?
>>699665858
More of the turn based type, I like to have time to think
>>699665872
Maybe one day...
>>699666087
I would probably forget to feed a baby
>So a little nigger boy was cooking with his mom and he covers himself in flower
>He says "look mom, I'm white now!"
>She smacks him and says to go show his grandma
>Grandma smacks him and says to show his older brother
>Older brother smacks him
>He goes back to his mom
>His mom asks what he learned
>"I've only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you dumb niggers!"
>>699666420
Ay
>>699665401
All cool cosplayers are taken :'(
>>699665560
What
>>699665872
>you have to play osu! and get rank #1
>no cheating
>hugs
>>699665901
What the fuck?
You guys are getting trolled this isn't me.I went to bed after talking to Mercy about how shit my family is because I got sick(er).This isn't me, I changed my filenames, don't write like that and am not a shitposter.
>>699666658
Why do you have six arms?
>>699666216
How is it depressing?
>>699666658
Not when the baby is actually a manchild.
>How do you babysit a niglet? You wet the lips and stick it to the wall. In order to get it down, merely teach it to say "muthafucka."
>>699666821
It's not fair, she is the cuteist ruby I seen
Though she's too dark to look exactly like ruby but shes fucking cute nonetheless!
>>699665901
i dont want to
>>699666216
hi and yeah just probably something not sure what
>>699666593
thats ok. you can watch it later by yourself.
>>699666348
I know what sort of things your into you sexual deviant
>>699666658
I swear one day we will play
>And I will feed on yasuo
>How you like it
>>699666821
>Yea I'll do that
>I have no PC so it'll have to wait
>Now let me grab some behind while we hug
>>699667085
Yea you're probably right
Why so smart tomoko?
>>699667085
Do that stretch. Satisfaction
>>699667072
Give me a link to her? I wanna see too
Also, since Ruby = cute, anyone who cosplays Ruby = cute as well
>>699666087
I don't think watching anime is bad but... I don't know.
>>699667002
What do you do to relieve yourself?
>>699667085
Well if you can't think of something on the spot then that's good!
>>699666216
oh
i do that
>>699666348
yep
>>699666420
loli
>>699666593
i told you later~
>>699666873
Sometimes you need more arms to do an operation
>>699667017
Am I going to b taking care if you?
Is that what is going on?
>Why doesnt the Mexican team win the Olympics?
>If any Mexican can swim, jump, or run they go to America
>>699667072
Oh it's the other Yuno
>>699667363
Please don't
Then I'll go full damage on Leona
>>699667410
I read about history, and any urges go away. Get too interested and just forget about it.
>>699667363
>you better get #1 fast
>hey! My behind is mine!
>>699666863
Privet tovarish
I think
>>699667311
O shit..
>>699667392
I dont have a link to a profile of some sorts unfortunatly, I just see her around the cons
>>699667552
I been here for 30 minutes you fucking donut
You dont need that many arms for fucking operation
>>699666658
Hello Fran.
>>699667424
Mean slutty maid. :(
>>699666658
turnbased is so much fun.
I do like RTS too because sometimes you just build a HUGE army and crush your enemies
>>699666593
tfw memed.
>>699666863
I know, I'm not dumb. Sometimes I just like playing along :>
If this post ends in a 6, you must post a picture of your Waifu reading.
>>699667085
>>699666821
>>699666593
>>699666294
>>699666104
>>699666068
>>699665858
>>699665794
>>699665323
>>699664598
>>699664568
NONE OF THAT WAS ME, IT'S SOME TROLL
Please ignore any post of mine except for this one and>>699666863 this one.Those are troll posts, posted by someone who hates me for some reason.
>>699667928
>>699667908
Well, not a six but, way ahead of you comrade.
>>699666294
>>699667552
>Full damage Leona
I like your style
NA? IGN is AmgelWare if you want to play a few
>Dark humor is like food not everyone gets it
>>699667696
i heart u
>>699667410
Not really but it is looked down upon.
>>699667552
Yes. Yes you are.
>Every Mexican who can hop the border fence is forever a jumping bean.
>You know why the Chinese don't wear armor, right? Shit's useless with a chink in it.
>Niggers, much like old TVs, can be made to work by vigorously smacking them.
>>699668000
Nice trips. Niggers gonna nig.
>>699668000
I suppose trips confirm this.
>>699667908
Yeah but I'm fucking mad now. I mean what the fuck, seriously?Why even me in particular, Im not that popular within these threads.
>>699667363
i dont know
>>699667378
it popped my neck
>>699667410
there is something.
>>699667928
why not anyways
>>699668000
i dont think they hurt your personality in the end
>>699667424
Fine then
Later bully-san
>>699667552
Fine you can do what you want
Let's see who's having more fun
>I'm just kidding I'll probably go full try hard zed because I'm a show off
>>699667770
>Dw babe it's easy
>It's mine now
>>699668000
Not sure why you tagged me but I thought so
You aren't this much of a fag to get mood swings
>>699667901
not mean :)
>>699668309
good~
>>699667786
Lame, I like the euro one
When you do it by yourself you do
>>699667901
How are you?
I had fun with my Merieke deck
>>699667908
Always fun. I mainly play magic the gathering
>>699668026
My NA is TheWretchedTwiggy, and my EUW is FranMcRippy. It's only level 5 though
Always a good one
>>699668142
I don't think I can though. Unless you pitch in for your living expenses
>what do you tell a girl with a black eye?
>Nothing you already did once
>>699668000
All is forgiven trips lrd!
>>699668023
Bugger off... please...
>>699668027
I (heart) you too Shino bby!
>>699667786
That's right, I know about that thing you did on that day last fall when you thought NO ONE WAS LOOKING
last time tryin
if i still get bad gateway im out
sorry shino and the rest
</3
>>699668281
Don't worry, I'll fix this.
>>699664420
>>699668496
Sauce please
>>699668395
Tôi không biết là m thế nà o
>>699668309
>s-stop
Okay, THIS NEEDS TO STOP. What you up to?
I'm playing league, so it may take me a while to reply
>>699668407
Mistyped my IGN is AngelWare
>TheWretchedTwiggy isn't working
Wierd
>>699667772
Privyet Rem, how are you?
>>699668297
I still love you,don't worry.
>>699668309
Because I like you.
>>699668417
Thanks Garde
I like history. It's pretty violent in general. Politics suck though.
>>699668142
But don't a lot of people watch anime?
>>699668281
You're popular to me~
>>699668297
Hope you find out what it is (or not)
why do mosquitoes even exist
>>699668397
Very mean.
>>699668407
I'm alright. Hungry though, might go eat soonish.
>Merieke
Nice. Do anything cool?
>>699667786
Well damn, should've taken a picture.
But yeah, thing is, Ruby is cute, case closed
>>699668407
Go suck his dick then
>>699668430
N-NO don't tell anyone!
>>699668921
I'm sorry! I get pretty beta around cute girls
>>699668281
Probably because antisemitism
>Also probably just for that reason, you were any easy target since nobody would think you'd be impersonated.
>The person impersonating you is just buttmad.
>>699668407
I kinda want to get into magic since I know a group of my old friends who are into it
>But at the same time I have no money to start
>Nor do I have the patience for card games.
>>699668824
>The insect kingdom needs a nigger species too.
>>699668452
...
>>699668281
Here you go, Galil.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11002899
![[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tIcqKxK.jpg "[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000.jpg")
>>699668796
Damn it, first response goes to >>699667696
![[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2013.05.28_19.46.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/873q8Df.jpg "[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2013.05.28_19.46.43].jpg")
>>699668676
>Stopping at this point
It's fine I was going to sleep anyway
>League
I fucking love you
>>699668747
Hey thank man!
I'll totally spitroast a faggot with you
>>699668443
Well it didn't work
I'm out guys sleep time for tsun yun
>Also I blsme sabre
>>699668407
Nigga you know I would.
>A feminist may be detected by what is known as "warning coloration," IE bright colors and glaring patterns that warn potential predators of the animal's toxic nature.
That one wasn't even a joke...
>>699668747
i dont know galil never said they loved me
>>699668796
i wont dig that deep
>>699668824
well they do
>>699668747
I'm doing well. Legs hurt still but whatever. I made a Yaranaika mask for next year or any occasion. I assume you're mildly pissed about the shut poster, yes?
>>699668981
Don't we all, haha
>>699669055
Aww dude, alright. Have a good night! I'mma be sucking at Rengar here
>love you too
>>699668796
Yea, history is really violent, but I love reading all about it. Gives me something to do when I am bored.
>>699668990
>why do you write everything in quotes
but yeah you've got a point, i love killing mosquitoes
>>699669184
doesn't their existence bother you? they have no purpose other than to be obnoxious
>>699668829
never been mean
>>699669462
Old habits die hard
>Its always like this.
>>699668309
You better have the project skin if you do
What about full damage raka?
>>699668736
I'll add you tomorrow, I'm going to sleep in a little bit
You do play on NA, right?
>>699668824
They serve a part in the ecosystem. Spread disease to stop a few populations from getting to high and can be eaten by quite a bit of stuff
>>699668829
You should do that
I made a pretty good lock with intruder alarm (creatures don't untap in untap step, when a creature enters untap all creatures), torpor orb (creatures entering the battlefield doesn't cause triggered abilities to happen), a sun Titan, and Airte the corrupt with a freed from the real (tap and pay a blue and sac a creature/enchantment to counter a spell, freed let's it tap or untap for a blue). I kept swinging in and getting a dude or enchantment from sun Titan and could counter most everything important
>>699668981
Maybe I will, but I don't think he would be into it
>>699668990
It is a lot of money
>>699669113
And maybe some other things~~
>How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Just kidding, they can't Change anything
Claimed.
>>699669462
well yeah they are annoying but nothing i can do about it so why worry
>>699669184
I don't have to say it for it to be true.I love everyone in /waifu/.Except for the spammers.And the impersonator.And Mavis and the snake guy.
>>699669206
Mildly is one way to put it.
>>699669006
I laughed.
>>699668990
I don't know why, but it saddens me.
>>699668796
Thanks!
>>699669705
>zed main
>asks if he ha a zed skin
bitch id buy them all twice if i could
>>699669836
does it? quite a list of exceptions there
i claim thereportoftheweek
>>699669836
Don't worry, it just means you're better than they are
>Imitation is one of the top ways to drag somebody down.
>>699669705
Yeah, my friends have sunk hundreds into it.
Lawrence, go home. Holo is mine.
>>699669705
Brutal.
>>699669475
You're a bully, of course you're mean.
absol claimed
>>699664941
I fapped to my waifu getting raped
>>699670214
its Korbo you cunt
>>699670235
Only to you <3
>>699669184
Good. It's not important anyways. Plus, only self harm will happen. Maybe.
>>699669454
I know what you mean. I wouldn't say I like reading, but rather that I like gathering the information I am looking for. Just like with science and anatomy. I could be on Wikipedia for hours if I have these 3 topics.
>>699669836
What do I get as a reward?
>>699668796
Not as much were I'm from.
>mfw I live in a place where people can't stop wearing those stupid Bass Pro Shop hats and make ignorance and being "country," ie ignorant hicks, a point of pride
>>699669705
Mah niqqa. But no man, if you're good-looking (subjective) I don't even give a fuck I'll blow you. I seriously need to get laid. Take some stress off.
harambe claimed
>>699669314
True enough, silly me
>>699669638
maybe you should make an effort to check back after writing something and just remove the >
it does get quite confusing
>>699669705
i guess you're right, but im sure mosquitoes could easily be replaced any any less obnoxious insect to serve the same purpose
if god exists, mosquitoes are the living proof that god hates us
>>699669817
i'd be sound asleep right now if it weren't for mosquitoes
but unfortunate for me mosquitoes just love appearing out of nowhere and buzzing around at 5am
>>699670354
You're mean to a lot of people. And you never told me who i bully besides you.
>>699670090
Good claim.
>>699670364
yeah i guess
>>699670408
thats unfortunate but there is at least plenty of people in thread to talk to
>>699670408
I mean, I would, but nobody else has complained
>MEMETEXT.
>>699669836
>
Is this more accurate?
>>699670579
You caught me!
>>699669850
Why spend the money for multiple?
>>699670213
And so have I...
>>699670235
In my defense, my opponents were mardu land destruction, scion of the ur dragon, slivers, and kalia, they deserved it
>>699670377
What exactly is your type?
>>699670408
Nah, the shit they carry is
>>699670284
Bugger off already
>>699670364
Reading definately isnt for everyone, but when I am not in the mood for reading, there are always audiobooks or documentaries I can watch. There always seems to be something to entertain myself with.
>>699670749
because i can
>zed is my boy
also enough lurking for me
gnight
>>699670600
But im not being serious when im bullying them. I am when its you
Besides me you bullied me a while ago
>>699670749
RIP savings.
>Penny~
<3
>>699670988
So Sachi hates me now.
Got it.
>>699670749
Fair enough i suppose.
>>699670613
you're right about that
how are you today (or this night)?
>>699670644
maybe people are too nice to point it out
my inner /jaypee/ dies a little every time i see > for no reason other than green text
>>699670700
Fuck Off Mai
>>699670749
>small
>feminine
>decent cock
>passable as a trap
>long hair best hair, bonus points if dark
>preferably a squeaky bottom
>cuddly is a must
My standards for women are a lot lower...
>>699671175
Yes
But only you <3
>>699671221
Broken record.
>>699670324
That's good though.
>>699670377
Damn that sucks. Not even in the schools or colleges?
>Ignorance
Ok well what about when you were younger in school?
>>699670899
Oh yeah, I love me my documentaries. I could watch those for hours too. Sadly, I've seen too many space/WW2 ones so I'm a bit burned out by those. I still like watching the animal and technology ones though.
>>699671510
>>699671511
Fuck Off Mai
>>699671286
>>699671194
the same as before really
>>699671602
But its a good thing
>>699671194
Either that or they don't care, either way memetext is my favourite.
>>699671558
Even if it was by a Corgi?
>>699671715
Doesn't seem like a good thing.
