Post the last message you've sent to a girl, no matter how faggy it is.
Let's see how homo /b/ is.
>>699659067
Te estamos esperando estas 87% tarde apuralo.
>>699659067
"Fuck the movie then, I'll just bring some weed and my dick"
idk
hahahah
ur much better at sucking dicks anyways
specialization of labour
ill leave that to you
>>699659067
m god returns
"I'm not a huge fan of pinapple outside of pizza, honestly. I don't like it's taste solo or paired with many things, but with pepperoni and pizza sauce I really like it." I went full homo.
"Muk"
in reference to what Pokemon she should cosplay
>>699659067
"ok"
wew
>alright anon hmu
no doubt
"okay haha"
She hasn't spoken to me in 2 weeks. RIP me
http://i.imgur.com/fpasS7J.jpg
Not me btw, we stole some faggot's nudes lmao
Oh ok
No that was what I last sent her
Im pretty excited for that burrito yo
>>699659067
"Ok. Cool."
"Ok"
>>699659067
> So... netflix n chill tomorrow?
[spoiler]She said yes[/spoiler]
"Well damn, I hope whatever your bringing doesn't get cold"
>>699659067
but u have to.be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
"I love you too"
>>699659067
さようなら
>>699659067
"lol"
"all of teen chat is gross"
she's 18, I'm 19. We bully kids in a teen chat room
"Noice"
>>You didn't do anything wrong. I had some unspoken expectations. I'm going to do my best to put these ideas into words.
1. When you asked to be sexually exclusive I took that to mean exclusively have sex with each other until other, better fitting prospects were a thing and I expected that there would be a conversation about that when the time came. What actually happened I would consider more of an open disclosure situation than a sexually exclusive one.
2. I place a high value on sex and who i have it with. I am not capable of giving less than everything when it comes to sex. And I give it to only one partner at a time. I also expect that the effort is returned in kind. I do not understand how that kind of attention can be spent on two different people without either effort being less that what it could be. So you having impromptu sex with someone else could only be taken a few ways. Not good enough, Not valued enough, a double standard, or a power play.
She is such a darling child
>>699659067
"oh yeah, shit was cash"
>>699660946
>teen chat room
tf are you talking bout nigga?
While you sleep.
>>699660738
anon i'm already sick to my stomach, don't make me puke with this shit
You still planing on coming home babe?
"here"
>>699660738
>>699660989
cuck
"Umm??"
If it gets you through
you said you was 18!
"hahaha"
"my coffee made me poop as soon as I got home"
We've been dating for 3 years, poop comes up a lot
"And im curious, what are the panties of the day?"
i'm impressed. whenever i try to take a pic where i'm winking i just look like someone spat in my face
Are you online??
>>699661430
do you two into scat?
"pls respond"
Family: Good!
Non: Aight hmu
She never hmu :(
>>699659067
home, wo ai ni honey babe
"But everything will get better, eventually. It always does"
Chicken I've slept with off and on for years, brother attempted suicide and I'm trying to console her.
Jokes on me, I don't believe that at all.
It's kinda funny, saying that to someone when you don't believe it, and also just tried killing yourself. Fuck.
"Nope"
I'm a man of few words.
>>699661600
not in the slightest, she just told me she was constipated so i responded letting her know i just pooped
I sent a gif of rock Lee blowing love hearts on kik
if you say so
Going fine - want to get the hell out of here lol...in more ways than one
- Sent to my wife earlier today at work. Job has turned into pure shit and I'm a finalist for a few others so want to GTFO soon.
You right, the profile didn't exist until May of this year when she magically generated as his gf in our clan
--backstory-- some random in our clash royale clan (one for my friends and I) joined with his girlfriend and this retard would send messages from the wrong phones and failed at faking his own girlfriend, her facebook page was made the day he joined our clan id post his face but all he has is anime pics and his only friends include his mom
>Ooooooook then
It was to my ex gf isn't that great
Hey a week without seeing you is along time since ill be surrounded by literal potatoes while your up at your cabin :D seriously tho come over tonignt get blackout drunk with me
I wish your ass looked like this (pic related) but you are so fucking lazy and worthless you'll never make me happy
<that's me
Please don't tell your parents what I did to you last night
>>699659067
Dont want my wife to find out.
"Message me when you get there"
>>699659067
Ouais
"Can't sleep
wanna be with you"
"Stopping for gas"
20 minutes later i was pummeling that pussy
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay
>>699659067
"Ouais"
13 is old enough for me, see you at 2
I'm fucking your sister AND your mom behind your back.
And no, I don't care they died in a car accident 3 months ago! They're still better than fucking you!
>>699659067
Yeah it's where it gets all hot and stuff
I sent her pic related.
Response was "Best thing"
"Statistically, you have a better chance of getting hit by a tornado"
(GF was complaining about open carry gun laws on campus)
>>699662459
An oldie, but a goodie
Whatcha doin
"yeah gurl that succ was gud"
>>699659067
"RIP"
"In the grand scheme of things, nothing really matters. I want to do what I want to do; and I'm not willing to sacrifice any of what little happiness I have left for you. An unfaithful partner who compares me to her strung out faggot ass ex boyfriend piece of shit. I am my self god dammit, woman. I am no one but myself. Stop comparing me to him. Stop acting like you know what my future holds. "You're gonna end up just like him, Johnny" "I wanted you to be different but you were just like him" I know who I am; I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory days in the hot sun."
I guess I'm single now /b/ois
I'll bring the ginger ale
"Get me a 2 liter of Pepsi. Thanks."
>>699662575
>>699659067
"nvm i'm working that day nigger"
Fucking this: «It is no nation we inhabit, but a language.» Thoughts?
>>699659067
"i really wanted to win ti"
kk pick you up in like 10 be outside
>>699662673
>; I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory days in the hot sun
Paulo Coelho tier, you are problably as faggy as johnny.
Love you too. I add such a nice time with you this weekend
On my way to work on camp after kissing her goodbye at 3:00 am. Had a nice weekend of offroading hunting and camping just us
Yes, I am a redneck who is engaged to the girl he's been dating since grade 11.
"Ok, then. Just let me know next time your free (thumbs up emoji)"
I still haven't gotten a reply :(
can i have the drink
miss you babe
>>699659067
okies, i think i can!!! (she invited me to her birthday at a bar).
That's really weird
"You have to help him"
>>699662548
Totally,
And I mean, Totally!.... Godly Alpha!
>>699662894
your*
>>699659067
>i miss you too honey, how was your day?
context, watching a house, haven't seen her in 5ish days
"I know. And to think people still visit their country. I The UAE's overrated anyway."
>>699659067
yeah i cud see you love nigger cock lol
>>699663083
maybe that's why she never replied...
>>699663083
Your'reur
>>699659067
Have you started touching yourself yet, slut?
>her response: Yes daddy
"Hey happy birthday!"
"nigger kike"
Just came home from work, got 30 € in tips but Daddy is not satisfied, why did you have to tease me like that on snapchat, don´t just fucking fall asleep after getting daddy hard (That weird moon face-smiley) ( Also no, she´s not my actual daughter)
kk. See you then! x
Beta kicked in on last message
מאמי שלי
Last sent to a non-family
"Hopefully you didnt get sweaty from that it was really hot I took my a/c out of my car a week ago"
Makes me sound pretty cool if you read it without knowing what im referring to
25 minutes ago. First date on OKCupid.
"Sorry to be that guy but I'm bailing. You're way bigger than you were in your OKC photos."
I blocked her number then she texted me from another number all pissed off saying I was pathetic. Bitch you're the one lying in online dating photos and hoping nobody will notice the extra 30 pounds of fucking goo hanging off your flabby arms.
>>699663230
>sexting
Pretty shitty tbh fam
It's hot as fuck, but I like it so far. Don't listen to everyone about how much it sucks. They're blowing it way out of proportion
Great, I'll plan on Saturday evening. Let me know if anything changes.
>>699663321
in case people couldn't quite make it out it's Geneva Meyers
>>699659067
"Haha yesss cx"
In reference to an idea I had talking with my ex
"thanks
be back in 20"
this was 3 months ago
>>699659067
"suh with this"
>>699663374
Kek bullshit, pics?
>>699663452
Rip
>>699659946
Spot the virgin
>>699662824
Hey man the point of this thread was to show your fagginess. I have no shame.
>>699663374
This is the fourth first date in a row that's happened. I pretended not to notice during the first 3, have a couple of drinks and leave. I'm so fucking tired of wasting time talking to girls I'm not attracted to and acting like they didn't just lie to my face and waste my time exchanging messages, setting a date, driving to the date and spending money on drinks.
>And boom goes the dynamite.
Goddammit. I'm a faggot, aren't I?
>>699659067
Hey, we cant be friends.
(she wanted to be friends, at least that was she say 2 weeks, "We can be friends? i want know about you. But she dosnt show so much interest...)
>>699663684
*snickers nefariously*
>>699663685
True.
u want a soda or anything
Going to be late home today as stuck in traffic leaving the hospital. Fucking rush hour traffic!!! Could you make me my favourite sandwich and have a cold beer ready for when I get back.
Oh and before i forget to tell you, your dad has died. He had heart attack while you were at work. Don't worry though - instead of bothering you I went to hospital and authorised them to switch off life support.
See you shortly. Make sure you wear something sexy you dirty slut!
>>699659067
>new jacket instead of a costume. ~$25
Was talking to mom.
Noway the feds can find me here
>>699663607
I blocked her on OKCupid and I can't find a way to unblock. She looked like she was about 120 in her photos, showed up looking at least 170.
>>699659067
"Like rape?"
>>699663321
geneva myers eh?
>>699663374
Where's my pic at fag
>>699664121
Wb**
>>699659067
>We're leaving at 5 am to go fishing and I
>have so much work to do. I'm probably
>gonna get like 2 hours of sleep.
"Cocky"
>>699664305
120 years old?
Guess you like the mature types anon?
>>699661806
letr her know she can masssge the poop out of her butt through her vagina wall
>>699664121
Kektus
"See you soon"
It was to my grandma
>>699664485
I think he means 120kg's..
>>699664121
Sterling?
>>699660054
It's means it is. Possessive it is its.
Good grammar probably won't get you pussy, but it might help you get more respect. Good luck friend.
>>699664620
Pounds. 120kg is fucking whale status.
"ok mom, I love you too"
>>699664620
>kg not lb
Stop projecting, you goddamn non-American.
I'm in no way guarded.
>>699664121
ULTRAKEK
>Nice eyebrows
You could say that Im officially in after that one boys.
>>699661137
She's cheating on you
i got a new sd card so i canfinally download all my hot tranny porn
>>699659067
"Wat"
>>699659067
lets get our fuck on
>>699659067
I love you too
>>699664121
'I thought I found a place but they're close today so plan B now haha'
>>699664982
Seconded
>>699664620
I'm getting her ready
>Next time I won't be so shy
>>699664722
>>699664756
>Missing the joke
>>699659067
What are you doing tonight?
... she never responded
>>699659067
"hey homie whats up"
my best friends ex and I hang out alot and its been kind of weird? but its never gonna happen, which is good. Its good. yeah.
>>699665128
Me too anon
Is that your final answer?
>>699662459
i kekd
"Anytime beautiful"
>>699665283
You're too good for her anon!
Gute Nacht :)
>>699664121
What did I just read
>>699665283
Don't worry she's probaby just dead
By not sending enough pics
"I just started taking my prescription drugs again and I think they're actually working"
>>699665340
>my best friends ex and I hang out alot and its been kind of weird? but its never gonna happen, which is good. Its good. yeah.
What are you waiting for, fam? Make a move
y u zzz?
>>699665430
Ha! I wish then I wouldn't feel this feel every night
"I'd be with you all the way"
"oh"
she keeps messaging me but I dont respond
>>699665453
Doesn't work when the girl you are speaking to is in your head anon
>>699665407
Shit I think it's the complete opposite lol
I FORGOT TO START THAWING THE BEEF
FUCK
"My grandmother was an amazing cook though, I wish I'd learned from her"
>>699659067
"I can't handle baby showers either."
>>699659067
Hello? I can see you are online! Why are you not responding??? Hey??
>>699664121
Flawless victory
>>699665340
ahh i hang out with my best friend's ex too.
somehow the dynamics makes for good friendship
"'Night"
I would hope you wouldn't just let me come over there. At least let me buy you a dinner first. Then we can go back and cuddle and watch Remember the Titans or Goodfellas
it was really good
>>699662459
>Navy Seal, not SEAL
>Gorilla Warfare
Go to sleep, underge b&
>>699659067
"Hey Erin. Look, I know we're dating and stuff but I think we should break up. I'm gay."
>>699661694
You're both losers. Quit trying and succeed.
"I can see your undies"
>>699659067
I know we are friends for quite a while now but...
From the first time I saw you, I ... Couldn't stop staring. Your skin looked like porcelain, your eyes smiled at me.
Now ...
I want to introduce myself as a man who is deeply and hopelessly in Love with you, so...
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
>>699666074
Wow actually kill yourself newfriend
>>699666074
Hello newfag
>>699664121
No mom! You just don't get it!
I'm a cock suckling cum drinking gay, preying on underage boys!
- OP
>>699665978
remember the titans? what the fuck
You kitty!
>>699664121
WINRAR
>>699666102
what.
details
>>699659067
"Did you get my text?"
>>699666175
"I'm pretty sure you gave me crabs"
"Amor“
286.06
Make sure you wear something sexy when I get home.
Dad xx
>I had a good time hanging out with you tonight :)
>>699659067
"Alright, did she get hit or smthing?"
>>699666464
gay
>>699662182
Maximum kek
"It's alright. Night." Wild and crazy, I know.
aint no law against that!
Well, see you around.
You were sleeping, so I left a smellkiller and 40 schedules by the whiteboard
>>699659067
"thanks fam"
maybe more garlic too
>>699663321
HTC one brother?
:)
To pic related "I missed you too, it's been too long :)"
See you, space cowboy.
>>699659067
that's fine, we can see nerve if you want
>>699667460
.................she my type.
>>699667089
I think you'll find raping your grandma is illegal in ALL states! Except Texas.
>>699659067
what kind of pinkberry do you want?
"And she took it all down her throat"
>>699660738
10/10 fucking cried
>>699667357
Yea
>>699667606
It's a HE actually faggot. It's ME from
>>699667460
>>699667627
I wish that was the conversation but in reality it's me making dumb small talk in my intimidatingly-hot coworker's DMs.
>>699659067
Sure thing chickadee. Guess we'll just watch it at my place tomorrow. I still can't believe you haven't seen the Iron Giant, I think you'll dig it though.
>>699667606
She's pretty cute isn't she?
>>699667858
Dafuq?
>>699659067
I send this pic. What a huge faggot I am.
now if you were attracted to sonic and you wanna flick it to him that's okay you just can't go developing feelings for him
>>699659067
"Goodnight"
>>699667874
Hot you say? Any creep pics we can look at?
>>699668078
kek
>>699659067
>Post the last message you've sent to a girl
I can't remember the last time I spoke to a girl online - they are fucking annoying. But then again, so are guys.
>>699659067
'yeah ik'
They are all in bras yeaaah
>>699667858
what.
>>699667991
cute eyes
We just stopped by the store earlier and I got some cherry vanilla ice cream, it has like, pieces of cherry in it and junk.
Also, to all anons wondering, yes the ice cream was good.
>>699667991
Dafuq back at you!!
Stop posting my pics retard!
My nigga korean bbq was lit!
like bitch its not ur war and why u defending that pussy bitch :|
>>699668213
They are aren't they?
>>699668277
Alright, what's your initials then?
" Hahaha good cuz that made my night"
>>699668116
I've been tempted to post her pics on You love you lose threads but nah, if anyone's gonna fap to her green eyes it's me.
She's 24 and was a cheerleader for an NBA team.
No homo
"4 u"
" :p \!/ u want? "
"Bueno con lo del nopal tu serías la única aquí"
I'm am A D U L T
im sorry babe :(
You both get paragraphs. Long paragraphs.
>>699668377
the fuck do you two work then
>it's not that I need money, it's I need an open gas station
I'm out of gas
>>699668596
a gym.
>>699668344
....yeah but seriously though thats a cute top i want it
>>699668344
Those pics were stolen from my personal folder when you asked me to help you with your assignment.
You think you can just come on b and show my post-op pics online claiming to be your gf? You make me sick You stalking wanker!
>>699668682
And you arent fucking her? Shitlord
>>699668710
>>699668727
Toppest of keks
Hey guuurrrrrl
Wassuh
>>699668727
oh fuck i'm so sorry i'll delete them now
>>699668727
I don't even know what's real anymore
Gute Nacht
>>699668078
wish I was joking about that text my life is a mess
>>699659067
I don't text or communicate with girls in any way.
Just don want anything to do with them on a personal level.
So nothing.
>>699668727
>>699668842
This could have some validity
>no problem
>>699659067
''I want to fuck you deep''
To my gf.
So /b/ how gay am I?
Yet I feel like you wouldn't have let me down if you'd really care... just saying
>>699669078
pretty damn gay.
>>699659067
Happy birthday!
>>699669041
Dude that's pretty gay
>>699659067
"Well, according to roman law, he's legally obliged, even expected, to publicly ravage my ass with a raddish"
Ah okay. Could talk over the phone if your up to it
Along with a casual flick of your hair, roll of your eyes, and a sip of your organic, imported, home-grown, all natural, gluten free, fair trade, giraffe friendly coffee!
>>699668870
You better had this time!!! I told you I'd call the police if you didn't delete them from last time!
Just accept it. I don't like you! You're... Just.... Too gay?!
>>699659067
Heyo faggot wanna come over and play some spelunky
>>699659067
I broke your car today.
Check engine light, random cylinder misfire.
I'll take it tomorrow to the dealership.
Wife is gone for two weeks.
I drove her car today so it won't just sit there
The car is still under warranty
Everything should be good before she comes back
>>699669256
show tits to confirm it is actually you or I am never gonna delete them.
>>699669313
Black Lives Matter
"Ill probably be back in the end of august"
>>699659067
"I left my copy of Nausea in your car."
Kind of ruined my shift at work since I had nothing to read.
>>699668184
You only speak to girls online?
4chan in a nutshell.
