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Tech cringe
>>699657481
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP IT NOW !!!!!!!!
>>699657481
who ever does this deserves to have their shit fry and short circuit.
>>699657739
Beg me
>>699657986
nah this is hot keep going
>>699658076
Sure thing bby
Moar, pls? for educational purpouses
>>699658224
TOO FAR TOO FAR TOO FAR
>>699657986
Fuck, I hate soldering.
>>699658224
awww yiss, spread that paste all over that mobo
>>699658265
Here ya go
>>699657986
Fuck you and your soldering
>>699658678
Cool, thx man
>>699658224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnyoJtv9Cx0
>>699658224
is that like nivia hand cream or some shit?
>>699658339
The trick is to not have a total pice of shit soldering iron. I hated soldering for like 10 years. Then I got into quadcopter racing and invested in an adjustable soldering iron. You can control the temperature. Instead of the iron just putting a set amount of power into the tip like the cheap ones do, the tip has a sensor and it constantly adjusts the power to maintain whatever temperature you want. When you take it away from soldering it lowers the heat so it doesn't get too hot, when you start using it again it increases the power to hold the desired temperature.
Soldering went from something that I cussed every 30 seconds doing to something that is fun and easy. It's amazing how different a quality soldering iron is.
>>699657481
Almost did this once because I read a Cooler Master manual and looked at the picture.
>>699657481
holy shit you drencihng that shit, and now youre pushing it over the edges wtf well this is prob one of those old ass videos i mean man look at that shitty cpu cooler and the legacy keyboard and mouse ports, i bet this is old as fu ... usb 3.9
msi wtf you doing nigga
>>699658224
Oh my god!
>>699659442
:^) that's all, folks
>>699659358
Also don't use lead free solder. Solder with lead in it is far superior. Lead free solder has a much higher melting temperature so it's harder to melt, and it doesn't flow as well.
Fuck hippies and their anti-lead agenda. It's in solder for a reason. Because it works fucking awesome.
>>699659685
you monster.
>>699659695
If I remember correctly, TSA did that.
>>699658977 →
>>699659642
kek
>>699657481
>>699659757
if it works it aint stupid
>>699660042
nigger
>>699659373
>>699657481
>>699658224
am I an autist for not knowing what that shit is or why putting shit tons of it is bad?
Please help I am gonna do this.
Like putting a PS3 mother board in the oven. Cringe
>>699659480
the lightbulb got me
>>699658224
This has to be fake.
>>699659642
>>699659757
>>699659906
maximum airflow
>>699659480
Wtf are these? Are these stock photos or some bullshit?
>>699660437
see
>>699659228
it's a piss-take video
>>699659642
This is advanced autism
>>699659480
The Mullet strikes again
>>699660212
Thermal paste is used to better conduct electricity from the processor to the big fan, the problem is that it will spread even more once you apply the fan onto it, so it will double it's volume, and you cant let the paste get to the metal parts because it can blow up your motherboard (because of electricity being over-conducted through a tiny cable)
>>699660376
She has a hoof.
>>699660376
Kek
>>699658678
>>699657481
the frustration.... the anger.... the feeeel!!
>>699659373
>>699660086
mythoughts
where are the guys who put their shit in mineral oil?
>>699660225
That actually works. Most people don't know that that's how circuit boards are made. Robots place most of the components on the mother board but they aren't soldered yet. The circuit board then passes through an oven that melts the solder and attaches the parts to the surface of the board. It's not how all circuit boards are made, but many are made that way.
When you put it in your oven you are reflowing the solder again. It repairs a bad joint.
I had a AMD graphics card suddenly die on me. took it apart, put the board in my oven, ;ut it back together, it worked for another 2 years and I finally upgraded to a new card.
>>699657481
physically hurt me to watch this
>>699660042
replied
>>699659373
CPU is kill?
>>699660669
That's not kate, the model you are thinking of.
You are thinking of Kate's playground.
Best thread on /b/ in months
>>699660656
This anon knows his shit
>>699661178
I bet it could be saved, wash it very thoroughly with hot water, then put it in an airtight container with silica gel for a day or two. I seriously bet it would work just fine.
>>699659373
Holy shit
>>699659642
I like it
Provided you don't have pets or kids running about to yank them down its not so bad.
>>699661178
It's probably possible to clean it off. Use a solvent like pure alcohol or acetone, something that will evaporate and isn't water based.
>>699657481
fuck you man ;_;
going to fucking far, need to bleach my eyes on a good ol' gore/rekt thread
fucking asshole
>>699660656
A perfectly retarded but serviceable explanation. Thanks, anon.
>>699660656
>options
>do i take to bait to educate
>or do i calmly allow retards to never buy non-conductive paste
>>699660945
Yes but after the board goes into the oven other robots or a human puts on the heat sensitive components that would have been affected by the oven. So by putting it in the oven out RISC damaging those parts... If you know what part needs reflowing youmare better off using a heat gun with a nozzle.
>>699657481
Why are you all so mad? fuck it's like you are a bunch of newbs or console fags
All the paste he is "spilling" will help insulate the connections all around the board
amateurs
>>699657481
Can I have a link for this vid
>>699660945
Reflowing in an oven is factually false. Doesn't work that way.
You're probably causing something else to happen, but solder has a much higher melting temp. Try looking up Louis Rossman on youtube. Yeah, he's annoying to listen to, but he's correct. Fucking does this for a living, and the specialized oven that's used for this is not your Bake 'n Shake kitchen POS.
>>699661440
distilled water maybe. Water isn't damaging to electronics. Distilled water isn't conductive. It's the salts and minerals in the water that is conductive.
I saw a video where a guy crashed a drone into the ocean. He soaks it in a tub of distilled water and changes out the water a few times to wash away all the salt so its finally just distilled water.
Puts it in dry rice for a couple days and it worked just fine.
>>699660042
dang
![hoof1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VdtmE9Y.jpg "hoof1[1].jpg")
>>699661185
Yes it is
>>699660656
>conduct electricity from the processor to the fan
I will assume this is bait for my own sanity
>>699657481
>MSI how to channel
This is why I don't buy msi shit.
>>699657986
how fucking uncoordinated is this fag?
>>699661759
The only heat sensitive componenets are usually capaciters. As long as you don't cook it for long enough to cause them to pop or boil away their liquid contents inside you are usually OK.
Besides, you only do it to circuit boards that have already stopped working, you have nothing to lose. What are you going to do, break an already broken circuit board?
It doesn't always work. But it is fucking awesome to bring a piece of electronics back from the dead.
>>699658224
NIGGA!!!!
>>699661829
It's a tutorial on the official MSI YouTube channel
>>699658678
i automatically hate guys with ear rings in both ears. one is fine, two is crossing the line for some reason.
>>699661888
Are you retarded?
Yes, Kate has a club foot, that is who I said you were thinking of.
The girl sitting in that chair I posted earlier is not Kate.
Reading comprehension 0/10
I said you were thinking of kate, and you said I was wrong, and posted a picture of kate...
>>699660042
>>699659480
what is this some kind of damn "pretend to into repair" stock photo or some shit
>>699659373
age??
>>699659757
Fucking russians
Post more plz its so funny
>>699660376
lold
my actual pc build.. judge me fags
>>699662613
Are you 12?
>>699660945
reflow ovens slowly heat up the components (relatively slowly), and then hit a quick peak temp over abt 15 seconds or so to melt the solder paste. Then they do a fairly gradual cooldown so that parts don't break off.
You got an oven that can do that? Takes maybe 9 mins to run the full cycle.
>>699660042
rats
>>699661508
Let's face it - someone who does this with his computer is unlikely to have reproduced.
>>699658224
lol'd so hard I scared the dog
>>699660042
FUCK NO
>>699660519
>>699662613
OP here, I don't have any more so take this cookie
>>699662830
keeek, biodegradable
>>699659480
the fuck is the lightbulb in the psu for?
the cable cutting doesnt disturb me as much as that fucking lightbulb.
>>699662818
I bet I could do that, my hands don't burn easily, a few hundred degrees isn't all that hot. Seriously.
Precious Metal, the heavily customized P-51 mustang air racer after it burned up. It has a contra-rotating propeller.
I cri evri tiem
>>699662657
if it didn't fit in the first place how does he know it worked before he cut?
>>699657481
These ITX mobos are so fucking cute.
I wish i werent such a fucking poorfag piece of shit and i could afford one of these
>>699662706
got it beat on ram and hdd
64gb ram, run most of the OS in a ram disk
2 x 256gb ssds
and 2 x 6tb hdds
i run a lot of virtuals though.
>>699661781
>Magnet.
>>699663117
just stop dude.. we arent talking about you friction charred arse here
>>699663117
You skin can sustain the melting temperature of lead? Don't think so.
I've accidentally touched a soldering iron many times. Your skin literally sizzles instantly. It sounds like sprinkling a drop of water onto a hot pan.
Sssssssssssssss
>>699658678
He was doing this for a demonstration.
>>699662706
No SSD?
>>699663294
>>699663331
I can pick stuff up straight out of the oven. I'd be fine.
>>699659642
Who says it has to be in a case?
>>699663448
Hey, I still use an hdd, nothing wrong with that.
>>699663285
how much it was anon? My pc costed me around 1K USD.. I dont live in murica and tech is fucking expensive here.. I mainly use it to edit some shit, watch porn and play AOE
>>699657481
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699663650
You can have both.
And run OS in SSD, needs 3 seconds to be completely loaded.
>>699662657
>>699659757
anyone with a rug, blanket or towel for a curtain is poor as fuck. nice rig tho
>>699660042
I need my motherboard
>>699660042
fug u
>>699658678
Linus has forgotten more about computers than the rest of us will ever know combined. Whatever he does, he does on purpose.
>>699663526
Soldering iron tips are usually 600F 315C or more.
I like my adjustable iron to be at about 650. So double the temps you bake/fry stuff at.
>>699658224
Hello darkness, my old friend.
The more he squeezed out the more easily I could see the end of the human race.
Bonus pic for my loss.
>>699663777
I put reliability above pretty much all else. I'm sticking with proven hdd technology, for now at least.
>>699663448
It's too expensive here where I live.. this was all I could afford and not go broke
>>699659373
>>699661185
>>699662250
>>699662222
Oh my god saw it and it made me cringe with dissapointment. By the way, nice quads
>>699663650
You should pay attention to this >>699663777
>>699658678
>concern
>>699659373
This one reminds me of one time where I tried to remove my heatsink and it was stuck to the cpu so well that it ripped the fucker right out of the socket. Scared the shit out of me but it worked fine when I put it it back together
>>699663839
No shit
>>699660042
repiled
>>699659480
>>699657739
>>699657951
>>699659442
>>699660706
Your're all morons and anybody else who thinks more thermal paste is a bad thing.
It's been proven time and time again that more paste literally does fuck all and as long as it's not conductive it doesn't matter one fucking bit if it spills over the heat spreader. It also doesn't matter how you spread it or blob it on as long as it covers a large majority of the spreader.
It won't affect your temps, it won't kill your board. Anybody who seriously cringes at this probably doesn't know shit about hardware and should get the fuck out of this thread.
>>699660042
PLZ NO
Old but gold
>>699660042
Kek'd.
>>699664332
>>699663929
>>699662222
Quads checked
>>699664401
>>699659480
Is this from the future?
Why is there a teleportation bulb?
>>699664458
sauce: https://hardforum.com/threads/i-deep-fried-my-computer-literally.1104341/
>>699664401
"hey, im about to play crisis on max, toss in some fries, that oil is about to get hot'
>>699662706
Yeah... judge me too plz
>tfw no dedicated GPU yet
I might get a 7850 next weekend
>>699664665
off by one
>>699662223
Fuck you too, bitch.
>>699662830
can I run Crysis on that?
>>699658224
>AMD CPU
Figures.
>>699663977
SSDs are over a decade old. They are more reilable by far. Zero moving parts. The reasons hard drives usually die is mechanical failure. You have a disc spinning at several thousand RPM and a little head that has an incredibly fragile tip that floats on a cushion of air like 0.001 inches from the surface of the spinning disc. If it makes contact with the disc it's bad news. Which is why if you drop a laptop with a spinning hard drive and the drive is being used at the time it's game over.
SSDs are used in computers that are supposed to be used in abusive environments for a reason.
Yes a SSD has a limited # of reads and writes. But that is only a concern if it will be used in a server or a situation where it is read and erased from many times a day. No normal user will ever read and erase from a SSD enough to kill it before their PC becomes obsolete and they upgrade.
>>699664257
But why the fuck would you want your mobo or cooler dirty, you can break your mobo when you try cleaning that paste
>>699666666
test
>>699662830
breadboard
>>699664222
That's some quality reddit tier YLYL
>>699660042
Oh God damn it
>>699660042
oh shit nigger
>>699659685
oops that was my top tier computer folder, meant this for cringe cpu
>>699664332
this is actually pretty smart.. non conductive and keeps the pc cool.... I would go mineral oil and a proper container
>>699660042
Oh woe is me! My mother will die in my dreams, whatever will I do??? kek
I cant take anymore of this thread
i will die now
>>699660042
no ;_;
>>699665088
I used to have that card. I think I have it in the box now, I wonder if its in storage or my attic.
>>699664888
There's a difference between having some measly paste run off the side of the CPU and then fucking plastering that shit on like it's pcb icing.
Whenever I build computers and I spread paste, if a couple drops run onto the board then fuck it.
>>699665173
>mineral oil
Look closelier.
>>699660042
There's a dead fish floating in my bowl
>>699660042
fuck
>>699663888
Linus is a cock gobbling shill.
He knows whatever his sponsors tell him to say.
>>699657986
It's called flux you dumbass!
>>699665088
laugh it up kid, in 20 years your bad ass gaming PC will be just as laughable. In another 10 years we will probably have more computing power in a smart watch than the best gaming PC has today.
>>699661888
Da Fuq?
Moar?
>>699660042
Fuck you
>>699664458
>>699660042
god damnit
>>699663929
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!
>>699660042
Sigh
>>699657481
They seriously published that? There wasn't not one guy in the whole company that said hang on guys...
This is sorta hard to believe
>>699663526
>I can pick stuff up straight out of the oven. I'd be fine.
Kek. See you in the next rekt thread.
Dumbass.
>>699664888
Nice Trips faggot! I agree with this dude. While it may not be that big of a deal tooo spread all that paste on the mobo, it's highly unnecessary and would attract a fucking literally metric shitton of dust.
>>699665351
I know its crisco dude.. I sail I would go with mineral oil hehe.. prob a indian nigga who did that
>>699660656
>electricity
PHYSICS MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
THERMAL
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approve of this thread
>>699663697
around $3K AUD give or take.
>>699660042
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>>699665568
NO!
>>699660462
imagine the dust
>>699664677
>14gb ram
wut?
>>699665648
LOL that faggot doesnt know the difference between conduction and induction
>>699657481
>>699665609
>>699665351
>>699665173
>>699664332
>ignoring the container
>>699665577
You can look it up if you want, I didn't believe it when I saw it either
>>699663929
i am truly sorry for your lots
>>699665827
prob 16gb with 2gb reserved for integrated GPU
>>699660042
Okay I can handle the other ones, but this one I have to reply no.
>>699665577
Last I checked it was still up on their official YouTube.
>>699660042
well shit
>>699665577
>They seriously published that? There wasn't not one guy in the whole company that said hang on guys..
It does explain why everything is manufactured in China now; Our current generation of workers are fucking spergy retards.
>>699665827
My guess is he had 4 4GB sticks and one went bad and he stuck an old 2GB in its place to maintain RAM stick continuity.
>>699659976
whut?
>>699665653
shit man.. it would go for at least 2 times that here in brazil
>>699664257
Yeah but a how to video should depict the ideal situation not the sloppiest acceptable one. Especially when it's made by the damn manufacturer.
quick tip: more than 16gb ram for gaming purposes only is retarded as of 2016
>>699665648
>Taking the obvious b8
lurk more
>>699660042
nooo
>>699660042
rip
>>699660042
For fuck sake
>>699660042
Fuck off...
>>699660042
oh shi-
not my mother...board
>>699666169
quick tip: i have 64 gigs of ram in my PC just because i thought it was funny and i am not poor
>>699664222
actually a bit funny
>>699665513
still wont be affordable. im to poor
>>699666374
>i am not poor
we are so impressed
>>699666444
>>699660042
fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5KQgCyHKsE
>>699662657
>>699658678
binus
>>699666487
-0/0
>>699660042
Fuck off that better not happen
>>699666652
>-0
>>699660892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrJreUX3TCk
>>699657481
A dab l' do. A dab l' do. A dab l' do. A dab l' do. A dab l' do. A dab l' do.
>>699665513
maybe, we can't make transistors much smaller now so unless a breakthrough in quantum physics happens it's unlikely a smart watch has enough space to be that good
>>699666548
this made me laugh so goddamn hard
probably because it's late, I don't know
+1 internet to you
>>699660042
Damn u
>>699666374
By the time we start needing 64gb ram for gaming, DDR4 will be obsolete and you'll have to upgrade anyways
>>699660042
Plz no
heres some anti-gore
>>699659642
/me starts taking apart case
>>699658678
I want to punch that fag right in the face
>>699666886
Windows ratings are fucking shit. I have a high-end gaming PC, but I get a 5.9 total because I don't have an SSD.
I am not gonna fall for the SSD meme.
>>699661185
Hey, that's Inacap!
>>699664097
mfw fuckers were shot down by planes built by women.
>>699666869
I'm older than most people here. I've heard people say computers are going to plateau in performance for like 30 years now. They never do.
I've also heard people say the internet will crash because demand is increasing faster than the capacity of the internet ever since the internet became something normal people can afford.
It's just shit tech journalists write when they have nothing better to write.
>>699664983
crakers
>>699665165
kill it with fire!!!!!!
oh wait it does that on its own
>>699659373
>>699664090
thats gore man
>>699660042
No please God no
>>699667230
Wena ql
>>699657481
did you know this is close to a know correct way to do it?
not the the standard bead in the middle
but you can do a extremely thin level film
using a razor blade and then do the bead in the middle and have great results. Its alot harder then the bead in the middle and pray but the end result is 100% coverage and a very thin layer of compound.
I'm the kind of guy that laps his heat sinks to mirror quality finish that is razor straight...
>>699660042
I don't use sleep mode, I just turn it off. SSD and all.
>>699657481
FUCK NOOOOOOOO
>>699667158
>amd
>anti-gore
Get out of here with your overpriced space heater.
>>699663650
>cringiest post in the thread
>>699660376
Lmao what a strange looking typewriter
>>699657986
no flux and the tip isn't tinned and why would they be soldering thing already soldered, they made this as a joke
>>699667494
Nerds always obsess over thermal paste application. Unless you totally fuck it up it only makes like 1 or 2 degrees C difference. And if you aren't overclocking your CPU to the limit it doesn't matter anyways.
>>699660042
memes
>>699659642
WAT
>>699667158
what a dumbass doesnt even have a cover, have fun overheating
>>699659642
nice. i love talenti.
>>699658224
oh my god
thats like 100 cpus worth
>>699661185
and thats why we dont need feminism
>>699660042
Let my board live.
>>699667555
>talking shit about amd being hot
nvidia shill pls.
>>699659642
daddy would you like some sausage?
