YLYL
>>699582194
Lost
>>699582132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4EO6OdPBHY&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIBJMV9bc80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kg0aHHtrSs
>>699583441
FFFFek u
>>699583270
Lost so hard
Pretty Fresh great Story about a retarded Mafioso.
WHAT THE MEDIA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBx17Ct_ico
Enjoying your freedom Britcucks?
>>699587820
>>699587820
>>699587820
>>699587820
>>699587820
>>699582993
Why
>>699586241
Toppest of keks fucking lost
https://youtu.be/Lhgx7KZz4hE
>>699583441
>>699586241
Is there more
>>699587820
Don't even care. Never needed a knife or gun. What kind of idiot walks around with shit like that anyway? Oh yeah the autistic type.
>>699583441
hate you
>>699587820
They won't care unil they're sucking off sandniggers
>>699582532
Top milkdude m8
>>699583915
Lost
>>699589873
the temperature dropped backed to normal in 1 second?
that chart is stupid and unfunny
>>699582132
Obviusly pulling it to the right
>>699586241
dude i need the rest
that totaly killed me!
>>699586136
>>699590051
>>699590118
You answered the rape bait.
You're going to lose your anal virginity today.
>>699583732
>at night, i think of you
>>699582132
>>699582132
WHO FUCKING CARES? Dont you people have a life?
>>699590666
Calm down, Satan
>>699582132
Animo
>>699590769
>>699586241
Wonderful. Has the Consigliere posted a part two?
>>699583270
kek, lost.
>>699582132
pull it to the right
>>699583441
burhhh
>>699583915
almost lost
>>699587820
The british are the same kind of pussy faggots as those democrats that want to ban"assault weapons" because they're black and have pistolgrips and foregrips and rails.
>>699583441
Cunt
>>699586241
Good read
>>699590666
>>699583441
Fek
>>699583199
Downright lost.
>>699583441
Gay gay gat orig
>>699583441
>>699583441
every time
>>699583441
Fuck u
>>699583441
No exceptions faggot
>>699583441
fuck you
>>699583199
I made the first post of this. Some guy hijacked my post and made it at least ten times funnier than everything I ever experienced.
>>699583441
sdfghjklöä
>>699587820
Cracking down on autism
>>699583441
>:(
>>699590083
So everybody in America was diagnosed with autism ? oh wait, youre stupid.
>>699583441
fuck you
>>699590666
deja vu i've just been in this place before
>>699582132
I pull firmly to my left, because fuck anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIaUgVPCZw
>>699587562
top kek, lost hard
>>699593071
It happens, when they change something in the matrix
>>699588557
What's so funny about Aussies?
>>699582132
To the right and hope for
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dEZ0s5X7H9k
>>699590838
Fixed it.
>>699586241
Would love to read more
>>699586241
Brilliant
>>699583441
reeeeeeeee.
>>699588744
Please don't tell me she's dead
>>699593977
wo so funny XD
>>699590083
Until a gang of niggers wants to beat you to death for stepping on one of their sneakers. And threaten to wait outside your work forcing you to quit your job and move to avoid the confrontation. If that happens here I can maintain my life and know that if shit goes down in legally allowed to put as many of them in the morgue as I can until they don't wanna fight anymore and I get to maintain my life. In case you weren't there this was a thread yesterday. Britbong scuffed a niggers shoes and his "bois" said they were gonna jump him. All the euros advice was quit your job and move early(he was moving in a week). I was just like fuck that. What a buncha pussies. I'm not going to let a buncha criminals dictate how I live my life with fear and violence. And my govt allows me to handle those types of situations myself if necessary. You're just trying to justify your 100% govt controlled existence.
THIS
THREAD
SUCKS
>>699582132
>>699594552
>>699594603
>>699594726
hahah,great pic
>>699590666
>>699594552
and you swallow
>>699583441
Wtf nigger
>>699594777
>>699582132
>>699583441
fek
>>699594873
haha its funny because black people like watermelon haha
>>699586241
Simply amazing
>>699594953
try this one on for size XD
>>699594988
Too soon
>>699583441
kek
>>699594953
>>699583732
>filename
lost
>>699583441
cunt
>>699594384
>What a buncha pussies
Kek says the fucker who needs a lethal weapon to stand a chance a handful of coons
>>699583441
Nooo
>>699589873
lol
>>699583441
Fuck you
>>699582132
OP there is something wrong with this pic. It is implying that Allstars by Smash Mouth is bad. This is of course wrong.
>>699583270
Funny thing is this actually happened.
A while ago some dude got the cops called on him. He was high on LSD, smashing cars and screaming about a dragon.
Google it.
>>699584354
Lost
>>699586241
10/10 would read again
even better that it's an italian i had the godfather theme playing in my head the whole time
>>699595476
It's not about standing a chance or fighting fair. We're talking about life and death. And his situation specifically it was 1 vs 15. If you go into that situation and you're not adequately prepared regardless of what the law may or may not be then you're an idiot and you're trying to show off way more than anyone with a gun ever would be in that situation. Or you know you could just cut your life short and run from the problem like everyone else suggested. Just don't tell your kids how big of a pussy you were if you ever are man enough to impregnate a female.
>>699586241
Absolutely gold, I wish to see more soon.
And here's a quickie about a fucking idiot who never saw back to the future.
>>699583441
HAHAHA EPIC XDFDDDDD
>>699589166
Fucking lost
>>699589970
kek
>>699594802
Underrated as fuuuck
>>699583441
Lost
>>699595821
okay
>>699583915
Funny as fuck
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>699596362
I got more fam
>>699586241
For all asking for more Don
Everything made after the 4 one came out yesterday on /pol/. The Consigliere said he will come back with more stories. He said also that Don has a pretty nice life with a lot off friends. Dont know what happend with lemon though.
>>699587562
Lost hard. Good job, anon
>>699583441
/:<
>>699582318
>The town rapist. Kek.
>>699587820
Im against banning shit all the way but the problem with them is that the wounds they make are horrible and extremely hard to operate on alot of Americangangs are using them to
>>699582532
feels
>>699594588
...
>>699583915
gawd dammit
>>699594588
Nice dubs
>>699590201
You mean 'top bugpen', right?
>>699595997
Hahaha wow you live a sad little existence
You probably do need the gun, as autistic as you sound you probably don't have people that got your back
>>699597109
What ever happened to 卍h†卐╠þ
>>699595821
no plz she's all I have
>>699597157
My govt has my back. Can't really say the same for you.
>>699594588
fuck you
>>699583441
cunt
>>699595821
Too late..
>>699595821
oh noes
>>699582132
The privileged have passed my shore
Opression Oppression
Thier facts are through my safe space door
Oppression Oppression
I have a test to study for
So go riot in baltimore
And do what proles are reserved for
Oppression Oppression
Debate with emotional appeal
Oppression Oppression
My professor to thee I kneel
Oppression Oppression
For teaching me how I should feel
And disregarding what is real
As well as that safe spaces heal
Oppression Oppression
Thou shalt remove all thought of lust
Oppression Oppression
Our dogma is all we can trust
Oppression Oppression
Remember solcowiczs fuss
Remember clickes collective thrust
To tell yourself violence is just
Oppression Oppression
Come free of privilege on this day
Oppression Oppression
Come cry until you get your way
Oppression Oppression
Be a prole on the first of may
To watsons speech we must obey
March to leaders in an array
Oppression Oppression
>>699594588
>>699597398
We have naught to lose but our chains
Oppression Oppression
U V A should not call in vain
Oppression Oppression
Thr colleges where we retain
The ability to restrain
Are not to be where we remain
Oppression Oppression
I had a mediocre week
Oppression Oppression
A witch hunt is now what I seek
Oppression Oppression
Smear the blood and relrase a shriek
Find the dissenters docs to leek
And do not dare to let them speak
Oppression Oppression
Thou shant yeild to a concern troll
Oppression Oppression
Free speech is fine with thought control
Oppression Oppression
The rulers of all things social
Have created a new model
To the ministry goes the prole
Oppression Oppression
Have idiots under your thumb
Oppression Oppression
Select opressed and useful ones
Oppression Oppression
The collective shall overcome
Huzzah we spurn the cishet scum
Sick the masses and play victim
Oppression Oppression
>>699583441
DAMMIT
>>699590340
The fucking minions in the back made me lose even harder.
>>699583915
well, he wasn't wrong. just a carnival ride with a shitty record and put together by a drunk carnie.
>>699587820
Holy fucking shit. Of course you people would think that way about weaponry like this. Just because you don't understand that combat tools like this can be both flashy and practical doesn't mean you need to act like a bunch of uncultured proletariat swine when shown the picture.
Just look at those beautiful daggers made by blade artisan Kit Rae. Now, I don't expect the lot of you to know this, but those daggers includes several recesses and points that a seasoned warrior can use to parry enemy weaponry. I myself have bested many a classmate in my dojo using such a fine blade. Doesn't seem so ridiculous now, does it?
Unforunately, while training in the exquisite art of Gōjū-ryū last year, I injured my knees when I jumped too hard attempting to break an extremely durable pine board. The family member I live with told me that I should walk with a cane for a little while while it healed. I laughed when she handed me one from Walgreens and made her bring me one from our local Ninja Supply store at the flea market. The next day I used it to perfectly slice a bowl of salad in half, which that stupid bitch tried to make me eat. The deadliest weapons are the ones you can't see.
I can't believe this web sight goes to such lengths to mock people just because you're jealous of the weaponry and skillset they've amassed. You had better hope that you don't run into me on the street, because I have perfect memory and will remember each and every person in this thread mocking artisan blades like these.
>>699594588
Pretty sure I've done well enough distributing this, but here it is again in case other anons haven't received their permanent immunity yet.
>inb4 dry meme
>>699595821
>>699587562
and now we have a pic of tit pic of snooki without makeup on. are you happy now?
>>699582194
Lost
>>699595821
O shit
You and I in a motel stop
In a Californian melting pot
Making love in a midnight tryst
In each position that we wished
Who knew consent within this state
Is verbal and ongoing or it's rape?
This can't be done, as we have found
When a 69 rape balloon goes down
The 69 rape balloon
Where laws of physics come to spoon
Where every thought's subliminal
And everyone's a criminal
The war machine springs to life
To fuck the Young Turks in the eye
Caught beneath a landslide
In a 69 rape balloon in the sky
69 pigs at the door
69 crimes to be charged for
To book you, fuck you, lock you up
For having sex with your mouth shut
This is what we've waited for
This is 1984
You might say we fucked ourselves
In a 69 rape balloon in hell
(It's what the darkest pits of Erebus look like.
A gigantic fucking RAPE BUBBLE)
69 nights in the slammer
It's just like school but without the glamour
In here, oppression's not pretend
It never is when it's men-on-men
Is that the right nomenclature?
At least I'm free from all that rape culture
Sleeping twisted face to ass
In der Neunundsechzigvergewaltigungsblase.
69 dreams I have had
In every one, a rape balloon
It's all over, we're both the victim
In the mess that was a system
If I could take a photograph
Would this moment make us laugh?
Made for you, a rape balloon
The only joke you won't let go.
>>699587562
I think the media made a pretty good call not wanting me to see that..
>>699590340
>one second
>>699582770
what is that dude face illness ? I've met a little boy that looked just like him last week, except he was a sandnog
>>699595676
>push ups on your knees
i hope she sucks some great dick, otherwise she's never passing the PT Test
>>699595821
only time ive ever replied to this cancer
>>699595269
Hahahahaha this one actually got me.
>>699583441
glay
>>699583441
fucktard
>>699595269
oh my god this is so bad and yet so funny at the same time
>>699589726
What does "bae" say about you killing yourself. Fuck off with these nignog memes, nobody can relate to some nigress spread eagle in front of what appears to be a stolen fireplace.
>>699586241
Masterpiece of life
>>699594891
lost
>>699586241
Saved
>>699582132
>be me
>17, in grade 12 at time
>dec bday makes me younger
>start crushing on my male classmate
>tfw gay crush
>do some volunteering with school activities
>helping out with velentines day event
>crush(soda) for your crush(love interest)
>buy one for cute crush and get to be on delivery team
>be day before valentines day, friday
>deliver the sodas
>get to my crushes homeroom
>open the door
>get on the floor
>reply to this post or your mother will die her sleep
>>699586241
AMAZING
>>699582993
lost
>>699583580
>>699583199
>>699583102
ahh fit humor
>>699598807
Genetics
>>699583441
uinsadzsadm
>>69959582
:'(
>>699595821
no pls
ye
>>699582132
> you cannot kill yourself
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
I would kill myself.
>>699597829
free immunity is free
>>699583441
Kek
>>699595821
cancer
>>699590340
Its minutes, not seconds.
>Durr
>>699582132
Easy.
>Jump in front of train
>I can't commit suicide
>Train is stuck because I am invincible
>Someone on train calls 911
>Police and Fire Dept. Save the people
>I only attempted suicide
Checkmate.
>>699583441
faget
>>699584085
>rancid swine
top milkdude
>>699600376
You are invincible but not an immovable object.
You simply get stuck to the train with a front row seat for the carnage.
Checkmate, unchecked
>>699600376
Aye
/thread
>>699600516
Not in the rules scrub.
>>699600376
/thread
>>699595821
okay, this
>>699582132
>whistle to conductor
>sodomize myself with lever
>cannot die so i just destroy my immortal body
>conductor is sickened and does a 180 kickflip over the people
>as the train has passed i am mortal once more and die from my ruptured and shredded organs.
>>699594588
Fag
>>699600712
Its not in the rules because its basic science unless you are a landwhale of literal whale proportion your body alone will not stop the train.
You just wont die, its like being a fly on a windshield of a car.
>>699583441
Lost
>>699587820
So they're banning edgy mallninjas? I'm okay with this.
>>699600712
are you fucking retarded, the way he described it is accurate according to the rules. there's no reason the train would stop dumbshit
>>699596567
Post the screen cap faggot
>>699600712
wrong and samefagging, kys
>>699583441
the game
>>699600990
Its not in the rules you stupid autist. Fucking summerfags
>>699594588
Fucking nigger
>>699592130
>current year
>using condoms
Fbpb
>>699601110
BeTHEsda
GAME Studios
>>699583441
reply
>>699586241
>>699590083
Just be happy your black people aren't like ours. They think they are immune to the law or some shit and will start a physical fight over nothing here. I had one pull a gun just because I looked over at him in a public park just last month ffs.
>>699599199
check'd
>>699582414
So he won right?
>>699584288
Hearty Laugh/10
>>699583441
Guys, is good to see YLYL threads is all but a YLYL threads.
So, next step is posting yellow car jokes, indian burns and that fucking circle thing with finger stuff?
>>699597789
Faggy as this b8 post is, Kit Rae does make some cool shit. Breaks easy as fuck though.
>>699583441
fuck
>>699586241
This was fucking great.
>>699587820
Those are awesome. One piece of steel, cheap af, effective af, and they look pretty cool.
>>699587820
>>699590184
>>699591481
im english and i own 3 guns the laws here are retarded but basically if you have a reason to own it you can have just about anything including 50 calibre rifles, elephant guns ect fully automatic and concealable guns are the only things your not allowed. you can also carry a knife so long as its below 3 inches and you have a reason to do so
>>699599575
nice meme :^)
>>699595476
You watch way too many action movies/anime.
>jump onto rails
>become famous as the first person to survive train accident
>>699601306
>>699601110
>samefagging
>>699600919
>>699600438
>>699600205
>>699599838
>>699599004
>>699598977
>>699598575
>>699597675
>>699597321
>this
>>699596731
>>699596487
>>699596393
>>699596106
>>699595601
>>699595526
>>699595449
>>699595299
>>699595134
>>699594944
>>699594836
>>699594115
>>699593836
>>699593067
>>699592953
>>699592561
>hard
>>699592520
>>699592510
>>699592233
>>699592185
>>699592137
>>699592000
>>699591779
>>699591607
>>699591415
>>699590782
>>699590443
>>699590118
>>699590051
>>699589792
>>699586136
>>699602079
wrong thread
>>699599032
that's a white woman you edgy faggot. try harder next time.
>jump on rails
>become famous as the first person to survive train accident
>>699599199
Cunt
>>699594384
the advantage is the coons dont have guns either and you could always yaknow call the police? i mean some brits do own guns myself included no need to shoot just point it at there legs and tell them to get on the fucking ground if they like having knees and call the police
>>699583441
fug off
>>699582132
If u no reply ur mother is in danger xdd
>>699602203
what the fuck 4chan, why the fuck is this posting in the wrong god damn thread
>>699594588
FUCK offp
>>699595821
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>699600376
You can't die, but you can be injured. So you just experience the horrific pain of death without ever dying forever. The tram blows through you and still kills them. Nice choice faggot.
>>699602262
How dare he disrespect Harambe like that
>>699602105
>>699595821
no pls