I really love this girl but trying to make her laugh. Dubs Decide what to say will deliever anything.
>>699580477
Getting dubs for first post oh boy this boutta be good.
>>699580477
I AM MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW THINKING ABOUT YOU
>>699580477
I love watching niggers hang
send me a peep on those milk jugs, babyyyy
>>699580798
rolling for this
>>699580567
I like to take black dick up my ass.
>>699580477
Send dick pic
>>699580798
roll
>>699580798
big roll
>>699580798
Pls no op here pls no top kek
>>699580673
Kekek roll
Roll
Explain to her in detail how and why the Byzantine Empire fell.
>>699580477
I want to water ski down your grandpas back
I wanna cum in your womb and give you a set of quintuplets you hot fucking slut.
>>699580910
Dicks out for harambe.
I gotta be blunt baby, I would like to see you get banged by black dudes. Hope you're open to tha
Tell her you have a 13 inch penis and you want her to touch it
>>699580944
winrar
>>699580944
Winner kekk
>>699580946
roll
>>699580477
I'm transgender.
>>699580936
Reroll
>>699580944
Jesus Christ what a faggot
>>699581011
another one
>>699581018
Roll
>>699580968
rollerino
I think I might like children in the wrong way.
Ignore >>699580944 and deliver >>699581011
Fuckd a couple of hookers yesterday love
>>699581044
>>699581044
OP here. What a dumb winrar I will not send that. Roll for something elae whicg is original abd funny.
>>699580944
>>699580946
>>699581011
No pls hahah that's too much
>>699581129
rolling for this
Did I ever tell you that I was born with a feminine penis?
>>699581162
Fake Op.
>>699581163
You know the rules, you have to do it.
>>699581163
> Dubs Decide what to say will deliever anything.
Do it.
>>699581188
holy shit win the roll for 2 peoples shit im a god
>>699581222
Wasted trips.
Let me see your tits. It will help me sleep. Bitch.
One time I paid a homeless man to poop on my chest.
>>699581188
At least do this one fag
>>699581364
Rolling for this one lets go third dubs in a row
>>699581364
rolling
One time I fucked a dead cat I found on the side of the road.
>>699581452
King.
Rolio 4 let's have hot sweaty sex under the stars tonight
>>699581452
>SLUG
SLUG KEK
>>699581199
Winrar! Deliver OP
I jerk off to pictures of dead animals.
>>699581555
trips checked
>>699581555
Wastes trips on this
>>699581584
big roll for this shit
Can I borrow a dildo from you? I love taking black cock in my ass, but my boyfriend Greg dropped me for a blond guy. I loved the way he made my ass bleed and when he came in my ass with his thick white cum. I wished I could take his dick one last time in my ass, but I'll have to satisfy my self with dildos.
>>699581555
>>699581199
Winrars
>>699581644
Wastes dubs on this
My asshole is so loose you can hear it clapping when I run.
>>699581678
tryhard kek
>>699581584
Mega roll
>>699581678
Roll
>>699580936
Rollin for this.
>>699580936
rolling
Your dad is like soo hawt, i want him to plow my asshole while your whole family watches
>>699581855
winrar kek
>>699581689
>>699581199
>>699581129
Op here you guys need to cool it lmao
>>699581678
Rolling Stones
>>699581855
I finally helped a roll thread!
Jesus why did it have to be this
>>699581678
OP should show how gay he is
Boards.4chan.org/b
>>699581919
Rolling for
I love it when a man shoves a cancerous penis up in my ass and then comes with the force of a thousand Wars
>>699582193
Rolio polio
>>699581901
>>699581855
Guys please she's gonna break up with me hahaha
back to the children, would you judge me even if they were only drawings? they aren't too young, just around 4-7
>>699582193
Roll
>>699582363
Actually no fuck it, rolling for this
I'm beating my fathers meat.
>>699582193
Rolling
If there is a God then please let me have this
You know that NOW i'm fapping think about it the next time we meet
PD I don't clean my hands
>>699582334
Rolling for
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
I love the smell of fishy pussy. *Sniff sniff*
>>699582523
Roll
>>699582334
Do you know why the scarecrow won the competition? Because it was outstanding in this field!
There's never something I quite got around to telling you... I only became close to you because I jack off to your father every night and want to be his.
you cunt bitch
>>699582523
Rollerino
I gotta go, I'll text ya later love
>>699582577
Gets
Look, I'm smoking medical marijuana to ease the pain of my cancer. I'm dying from it. So I'm trying to enjoy the 4 months I have left. I don't want to die a virgin, can we please fuck?
>>699582642
rollin'
>>699582193
Day sea me trollin
Dae h8ten
Do you like anime? Cause i want to anal rape you.
Ass for ass?
>>699580477
Bitch you better laugh or I will cut off my right testicle. Followed by my left testicle. And finally, my PENIS.
>>699582877
^^^^
Sorry I gotta clean the blood out of my ass be right back
Baby, be honest.
Does it bother you that my dick is so small?
>>699582334
That last one was good who ever wrote it! Lol
I'm sorry, I love you. Look, I just need some tits to look at, I'll keep myself entertained after that and quit bothering you.
>>699582971
Roll for tits!
Rolling for link below
>>699580477
>>699582877
>>699582944
When will the faggot deliver
>>699582334
Ill bet youre a rapist
>>699583051
Op so far has delivered he is just slow
>>699582971
rolling, get OP some nudes
Screenshot this thread then send it to her if she breaks up with you cuz of this shit. Also my roll is "please marry me"
>>699582751
Roll for this or your mom die in sleep 2nite.>>699582658
>>699582958
Reroll
>>699582944
>>699582877
I think hearing about the Turks taking over a peaceful land really upset her
>>699583051
Faggots never deliver. Because...they're faggots. HAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOOOOO...yep.
>>699583140
AH. OP did say he'd deliver anything. roll.
I'm playing with my Quija board and it said you're gonna be brutally murdered in 35 minutes.
>>699583269
Rolling 4 this
My penis tingles when I touch it.
Wanna get pizza and fuck?
Send her a pic if your completely flaccid penis and say "like what ya see?"
>>699583269
roll
>>699583269
This, but with 'by my cock' at the end.
>>699583473
That
Stick a sharpie in your pooper
>>699583044
WINRAR POST THREAD LINK BITCH
>>699583044
I had sex with (her best friends name) but im really really sorry, so its ok right baby?
Alas, mine boner shrivelth, milady
>>699583248
Postal into this thread
>>699583473
I agree
I'm really sorry if I've made you upset, you can borrow my dildo if you want, but I'll have to clean it off first. Unless youre into that sort of thing ;)
>>699583473
Rollerino
I will always love YOUUUUUUU...time to die.
>>699583536
Even better:
I had sex with (her name) and im really really sorry, so its okay right Amanda?
>>699583639
ROLL
>>699583668
Rolling for this but with her friends name at end
>>699583599
My dubs win. Poster to this thread.
Can I speak to you a second about the God-Führer Adolf Hitler and the Imperium of Übermensch?
I have spent the last three years searching for the soda man.
>>699582523
Twat
SORRY SLUT GUTS BUT MOM MADE ME WRITE ALL THIS SO YOU WOULD FUCK OFF AND STOP RUINING MY LIFE YOU AIDS RIDDLED CRACK WHORE
>>699583639
Role
>>699583878
>>699583878
>>699583878
omg, please doubles get.
OP DELIVER MOAR ALREADY YOU FAGGOT!
>>699583878
RE-ROLLING FOR THE GLORY OF DESTROYING A RELATIONSHIP
I had sex with (her name) sorry Amanda is a perfect one Lmaoo if only she wasn't breaking up with me haha
You will be in the padded room with me babe!
>>699584054
if this is legit, RIP
>>699583878
RE ROLLING AGAIN I WANT THIS SO BAD.
>>699584054
I got Dubs, told you to post her to this thread. You clearly are the biggest faggot on 4chan.
Rolling for mercy
Explain why you wrote all this
>>699584054
dont ruin your relationship if it's getting that bad retard wtf
>>699584054
send pic
Wait. WAIT A MINUTE "Jesse" aint that a girls name? like from pokemon?
If you put in a room with padded walls... I'm gonna fuck those walls
>>699584054
please, for the love of god, just reply 'you're*;
>>699584172
Like send her the link? I'll do what dubs decide but this is about to break my relationship up
>>699584054
babe if we are in a padded cell together we can be as rough as we want with no risk of injury!
Im real sorry and whatever op.....but if shes breaking up with you,share nudes?
>>699584212
Roll
>>699584212
ROLL-O-RAMA
>>699584022
>>699584172
This and This..
>>699583878
also rolling for this
>>699584212
its getting bad, help OP iut
>>699584212
Roll
>>699584299
Get
>>699584299
gottim
>>699584350
get yo ass to a charger bro
babe, I know I've been acting weirdly lately, but the truth is I'm gay and have been seeing other guys lately.
>>699584261
>>699583768
>>699583599
Deliver already faggot
Yes, explain to her what 4chan is, and why you're doing what you're doing, then link her to this thread.
now just start reciting the opening to the fresh prince
>>699583878
If he explains this thread, this is the next logical step. Re-roll!
>>699584299
Today OP will continue to have someone care for him, as for the rest of us...well we'll get by
Sorry (one of your friends ur something) had my phone.
Also post nudes
>>699582751
Roll
>>699584445
Trips don't lie. You must be a gay homosexual closet faggot.
>>699580477
Link this thread to her faggot
>>699584299
The savior this is op and yes Jesse is the girl from Pokemon.
>>699584662
JUST DO >>699584540
>>699584662
link her the thread and send a dickpick
bitches love dickpicks
Seriously, I don't know why I ever considered putting my dick near you. The only time you would be remotely attractive is when you have just had your skull caved in with a brick but your cunt is warm enough to still fuck safely in the knowledge you have been removed from the gene pool. Absolutely everything about you disgusts me and you have no redeeming qualities at all. Go play in traffic you whore.
>>699584662
It's okay you just my side hoe. You're my 3rd QT
>>699584662
shit sorry babe fucking (insert friend name here) got a hold of my phone and started typing weird shit lmao
>>699580477
You "love this girl" but trying to get /b/ to hit on her for you.
Unfortunate.
Are you 14 or something?
>>699584662
She isn't giving much to this relationship if she's willing to break it off from one bad conversation.
>Fake and gay
>>699584662
You fucking cancerous autistic faggot beta male wanting to be a piece of shit. Explain what 4chan is, and then link her to the thread you fucking autism.
If you don't, this is the greatest bait I've ever seen.
>>699584773
Roll!!
Story time op
You knew how this would end
Why?
>>699584662
Fuck it then. Steer this into the mountain and full thrust ahead! That which is falling should also be pushed!
>>699584778
thiis
>>699584778
Dude, it's been an hour since this started, where the fuck would OP have gone without his phone?
>>699584811
Winrar
To be honest I am on something, before I texted you I snorted 20 grams of loli pussy
>>699584811
The amount of people who have told him to explain or link it to the thread and have gotten dubs reflects OPs faggotry
>>699584850
I feel like he wanted it to happen but didn't want it to be on him
>>699584811
what a waste.
>>699584768
re-rolling fuck you op
just blame auto correct
>>699584811
I got dubs again. If you don't do this you are the biggest piece of shit on the fucking planet.
>>699584945
kek
>ROLL DIS UP NIGGA, ITS LIT FAM
>>699584768
for the love of moot please give me dubs re-rolling
>>699585033
ayyy winrar
>XDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>699584986
You need to send her the first part
>>699584662
RIP anon
"This isn't working"
:(
>>699585033
Blame it on aa aa a a auto correct
>>699584945
ROLLING FOR THIS
Now is a perfect time to send her a pic of your sharpie in pooper
>>699584768
ROLL-O-RAMA MK2!!!!!!
>>699584986
Blame it on her.
>>699584986
You are the biggest idiot on the fucking planet. I hope you regret this down the line, and that everything in your life that you have ever done will amount to you regretting this one time where you didn't let somebody know about you casually browsing on a website. You are fucking autism X cancer with Lou Gehrig's disease.
this is stupid, a few minutes after this thread will say something like "ooh sry my stupid friend took my cell" or whatever and this will be the end.
Ive been lurking /b for a few years now and theses threads have always been there. They will never disappear. I think those threads are the evil lair of all of 4chan's underaged fags.
sage. and yes i'm butthurted
>>699584986
Look you slutty cumdumpster.... I fucking love you okay? Now just send some fucking nudes already
babe your sex game is fucking weak, this is juts another way to break up with you you fuckin slut. go back to your cave where you belong and shove a thigh bone up your loose ass, cunt
send her this and say you have been having an "affair".
>>699585203
Roll
>>699585203
This thread is clearly fake OP is talking to himself but roll anyways
Sorry slut guts but Mom made me write all of this so you would fuck off and stop ruining my life you aids riddled crack whore. Seriously I don't know why I ever considered putting my dick near you. The only time you would be remotely attractive is when you have just had your skull caved in with a brick but your cunt is warm enough to still fuck safely in the knowledge you have been removed from the gene pool. I am completely socially inept faggot who allows random strangers on 4chan to play games with my relationships so this will be the last text you recieve from me as I'm going to kill myself. Bye!
>>699585203
ROLL-O-RAMA Mk3!!!
Would you lik sum making fuk bebe.
>>699585203
If dubs harambe is resting peacefully. Rolling for this one though
>>699585199
Op Here I honestly wish that was true. But I think this case I actually just messed up my relationship
>>699585366
WINRAR
>>699585292
>>699585292
re-rolling to fix op's relationship
Why are you breaking up with me???!?! :((((( is it bcuz my dick is small?????
>>699585203
Rell
i might be crazy but a taser to the prostate can do that to a guy
>>699585292
ROLL-O-RAMA!!!
>>699585203
Roll
In the words of the great Mike Tyson I'll fuck you til you love me
>>699585477
WINRAR
>>699585499
Winrar
>>699585499
>>699585500
DOUBLE WINRAR
>>699585477
>>699585499
>>699585500
dem dubs doe
i understand if you want to break up, but can I still see your mom?
>>699585477
>>699585500
WINRARS! DELIVER OP!
>>699585292
RE-ROLLING FOR THE COFFIN NAIL
Btw Your mom is waaaay hotter than you bb sorry but is true
>>699585366
Doing this one just one second >>699585203
Man only if you guys would get dubs
So I took your advice right and I thought it would fix things a little bit nope she is actually mad
It's just a PRANK bro
>>699585500
winrar!
>>699585544
I Dubbed His Dubs With dubdubs. Deliver op
>>699584986
vocode
>>699585655
Nice dubs
>>699584662
you must be a deadset weird cunt if you've sent 5 messages and she's already saying she's going to take you to see a professional
if i get dubs say "calm down you silly bitch i've just been sinkin beers since 7pm last night"
>>699585292
>>699585292
Re-rolling to destroy op's life! this must happen
>>699585655
Trip dub
>>699585655
Dubbed my dubdubsingdubs DELIVER
Cmon smile pussy cat
>>699585700
WINRAR
>>699585655
Dubbed dubbing dubs
>>699585655
He dubbed his own Dubs with His Dubs With dubdubs. Deliver op
>>699585655
Fuck it ADD TO THE DUBS!
>>699585700
>>699585700
>>699585700
>>699585700
>>699585700
WINRAR OP!!!!
IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER ...
"Sorry slut guts but Mom made me write all of this so you would fuck off and stop ruining my life you aids riddled crack whore. Seriously I don't know why I ever considered putting my dick near you. The only time you would be remotely attractive is when you have just had your skull caved in with a brick but your cunt is warm enough to still fuck safely in the knowledge you have been removed from the gene pool. I am completely socially inept faggot who allows random strangers on 4chan to play games with my relationships so this will be the last text you recieve from me as I'm going to kill myse"f. Bye!"
You better deliver.
>>699585655
dubdubdubs inc.
>>699584986
nudes
>>699585604
>sending her the link
You killed it and now she knows you were fucking with her and not someone else
You're actually stupid
>>699585203
It's this from all the dubsing OP God damnit
Calm down you fucking slut. Just having a bit of fun with you. Jeez, you on your period or something? Nvm whatever, we still fucking tonight right?
>>699585892
Yeah, if she does actually know it's redundant to keep suggesting messages to send.
>>699585604
It's jinkies you fuck
Well OP fuck you
op isn't going to finish what he started..
OP thought it would be funny
>>699586166
He's already killed it, he sent her the link to the thread
>>699586289
I think we all learned a valuable lesson here today. OP is a fag.
Op is a faggot
OP YOU FAGGOT DELIVER ALREADY!1
OP link her reaction to the thread already
>>699581452
> slug
Absolute fucking kek
if the deceived girlfriend is reading this, could you make a post to explain what's going on on your mind? this would be cool
All of you are a bunch of fucking nutjobs. None of the things you had Jesse semd me made any sense, and they were certainly not funny.
>>699587091
lmao
>>699587091
Absolutely correct.
>>699587091
>>699587091
fake girlfriend is fake
>>699587091
Pls post tits
>>699584986
kek
>>699587229
yeah how would a normie figure out how to make a account and post on here so quickly?
>>699584459
Fuck off faggot
Op dont send her the link
>>699587091
Probably fake but if real
Post his facebook and number we can fuck with him
>>699587091
>>699587239
amanda tits pls
>>699587364
Scroll up, he already did
Dox this cunt
>>699587091
Funny for us sweetheart, how old are you btw ?
Here at 4chan we are surveying how old the faggots are on /b/
>>699587091
ABORT
>>699587805
Probably an underage hs niglet
>>699587091
will you stay here foreva with me, itz phunny kek you will zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee imao
>>699587352
Using their brain unlike some knuckle dragging rock apes on here lol
My names not Amanda and I'm not gonna give his # and he doesn't have Facebook and how I feel about this is your a butnch of no lives who jus want a laugh out of all this and I really don't care lmao
>>699588232
>i really dont care
You obviously do care, now post his facebook
>>699588232
Look Amanda why don't you wind your fucking neck in
>>699588382
Or at least his number, we can text him to let him now he's been nasty to you
>>699588232
Jesus Amanda, are you on your period?
He doesn't have face book and his number is 240- go suck a dick
And no I'm not on my period and my names not Amanda
this is now a random bread
>>699588642
Haha you have to laugh at it though. It was pretty funny
>>699588642
Why don't you suck his dick Amanda? We're all str8 dudes in here just hoping to get some nuuuuudes from this slut called Amanda (You)
>>699588671
>>699588642
Calm down Amanda.
>>699588642
It's perfectly understandable to be upset, Amanda. But did you check the car fax yet?
>>699588671
why does he have a toothbrush for his dick?
>>699588642
Jesus Christ Amanda just settle down for a mo
>>699587091
Rolling for this
Names not Amanda so I guess your not getting nudes
>>699588761
>>699588642
Why are you still reading this tho
>>699588642
jesus amanda
get off your period and calm down
>>699588850
*You're
You illiterate cunt.
>>699588642
Amanda chill out and post his digets
>>699588850
Your're*
>>699588850
What is your name then? Sorry I'd heard somewhere it was Amanda. Tell me and I'll ask for your nudes properly.
>>699588642
Area code 240 is Maryland
>>699588850
You're* you fucking neanderthal
>>699588914
>>699588850
>Names not Amanda
It is now, Amanda.
>>699588850
Why are you such a bitch to this dude? You need to value this gentleman and learn some fucking respect. Know your place whore, serve your master. Shut the fuck up and suck that dick. He has other bitches in line, you're one bitch comment away from meeting your replacement.
>>699584986
You cheeky kek
Names dez
And his # is 3018018669
>>699589112
Maryland confirmed. Amanda from Maryland.
>>699589316
>>699584986
dafasfqwads
dont open this fuken pic especially if you're amanda
DC
>>699589334
Amarylanda tup slug kek
Im actually not from Maryland that's HIS # not mine
Woodrow, Eastern or Gonzaga?
>>699589437
wtf is a # top fkn kek
>>699589437
He bought you a cellphone? Gold digging slug
>>699589437
Actually learn to fucking reply to people.
