ITT: We guess poorly described games.
>drive around desert
>some guys stole your car
>midget help u build another
>everyone dies
>found your stolen car
>leaves
>>699442234
Furious Ferdinand
>>699442234
>be engie in space
>shenanigans ensue
>Rainbow Six without the killing (if you're nice)
>always in my retard teammates' spot
>>699443274
Dead Space
>5v5
>"ping"
>"gank pls!!"
>"why arent u ganking"
>"who cares if he's 4 kills over me. gank"
>>699443274
moonbase alpha
aeiou
>>699443333
check'd
>>699443333
Yes
>>699442234
Mad Max
>>699443274
No Man's Sky
>>699443365
League of Legends
>>699443274
Space engineers
>>699443365
League or defense of the slavs.
>>699443333
>>699443444
TRIPS REPLYING TO QUADS
GET THREAD CONFIRMED
>>699443557
Is dead space
>have guns
>shoot them at people
>5 year olds calling you gay
>can yell really loud
>constantly annoy dead people
>why the fuck is it so cold here
>bones are valuable
>talking cats never shut up
>fuckin nigger cats
>>699443531
correct
>>699443705
I'll take TF2 for 200, anon.
>>699443310
Rocket Leauge
>>699443705
cod
>>699442234
>the edge lord cometh
>blacks
>multiple endings
>>699443705
either csgo or tf2
>>699443762
Skyrim
>you're a dizzy rodent who has a craving for a weird fruit.
>>699443762
Skyrim
>>699443786
>>699443848
>>699443856
>every shooter ever
You're all correct.
>>699443920
Coot Bandishmere
>Anthropomorphic racing spheres
>Swing across gaps, tether your way to victory
>have gun
>shoot at walls forever
>oh noes fire
>lol jk
>>699442234
Give bum red wine to progress
>>699443827
Nope.
>falls form giant tree
>stepmom is kill
>consume souls of little trees
>trees are on fire
>bird kills herself
>4 weeaboos on your team
>why are they not switching
>cant push the objective
>nothing but dashing around
>this is ranked
> dodge the friendliness pellets
> you idiot
>>699443310
SWAT 4, love that game
>>699444234
overwatch
>>699444234
overwatch?
>>699444243
tumblr's flagship of fagginess
>>699444234
Overwatch
>>699444234
>ranked
>pubs
Doesn't matter what game you are playing. You are an idiot.
>>699442234
> sleep
> someone wakes you
> shoot shit
> blow up a big ass shit
> escape the shit
>>699444300
Right I guess
>wake up scared in the woods
>find a knife
>go through some corrupted places
>become an adult
>save the fucking world
>>699444392
Ocarina of Time
>>699444098
Portal 1
>>699444208
Ori
>>699444490
Correct
>>699444303
>>699444292
>>699444282
nailed it.
>Give bum wine
>Sex without condom = Death
>>699444434
That was too easy I guess.
>>699444534
>699444534
The adult gave it away
> Take brothers Football Helmet
> Kill Robots and aliens
>>699444508
yep
>>699444605
commander keen
>>699442234
>chosen one
>secretly a furry
>has a short, thicc bitch that follows him around
>>699444697
Yusss - Oldfag detected
>>699444601
Yeah, it's pretty pivotal to the story tho.
>team fortress rip-off
>feminazis changed it
>unique game
>autists and child friendly youtubers came around
>realize it's pretty autistic to play
>hours of strategic placing
>uninstall and never talk about it again
>>699444040
Okay, I'll add more shitty hints
>From the era of 64-bit goodness
>Main character resembles Acclaim's mascot
>>699444727
Ratchet and Clank?
>>699444243
Undertale
>Be in sub-tropic
>Get a disease
>Need to kill a guy
>He helps you
>Still want to kill him
>Helps you again
>Still want to kill him
I've been waiting for this!
Press X Accept Press O Decline
>>699444798
Minecraft
>>699444313
Portal
>>699444798
youtubers life
>>699444867
perf
>use your phone to look for shit
>take creepshots of girls
>everyone cheats
>>699444775
True, but I especially left out "cake" in my portal description...
>but I refuse all over again
>multiple times say same word
>8 parts so far
>>699442234
>Be on Mars
>Be ultra badass
>Rape all disgustings monsters
>Metal Music
>>699444823
Nope, think japan.
>>699444313
Mass Effect 2
>>699444995
Doom
>>699444972
Pokemon GO
>be little niglet
>LA LALALALALA LA LA LALALALALALAAAA
>dad still hates you even if you succeed
>why do i try to fix his mistakes
>>699444995
doom
>>699444972
Make fat people workout on the go
>>699444794
overwatch
>>699444601
> Your team includes a slut and a dog
> Dont have to kill anyone
> Nazis lose war because they're all chain smokers
>>699444727
conquers bad fur day? dont know exactly how.its written anymore
>>699445105
Who's You Daddy
>>699444727
Enslaved
>>699444727
Dust:An Elysian Tale
>>699445162
its a ps2 era game
>>699444794
overwatch
Trying this for a third time
> Give bum wine
> Sex without condom = Death
> Toilet paper stuck on shoe
>>699445134
>>699445174
Nope. It is a part of a well known series that has many games.
Okay
>It's not a game
>>699444727
This is fuckin twilight princess.
>>699443705
Anything on xbox
>>699444528
Fable
>>699445247
Nop. Give up?
>>699444972
Pokemon Go
>Create a cool character
>Pex
>Farm for better stuf
>Farm
>Farm
>Farm
>Farm
>...
>Boooring
>>699444727
Twilight Princess
>shoot bad guys
>see their balls
>be half kill
>o shit giant robots
>kill robot with sword
>nanomachines son
I'm gonna assume I gave it away with that last bit.
>>699445365
No Man's Sky
>>699445489
All MMOs?
>>699445419
EY you got it anon.
>>699444300
It's not Stephen Universe
>>699445530
Spot on...
>>699445042
>>699445115
Yeah, I did it to easy...
>>699445547
how did they not guess it
>>699444281
Correct
>>699444119
Larry 1
>dead guy kills other dead guys to light a sacred candle
>>699445518
MGR
>>699445518
METAL GEAR RAISIN IN THE SUN: A Novel
>>699445605
Mars gave it away.
>>699445540
Yeah it can be, but I'm thinking at something very precise. It's not a MMo.
>booming economy
>now shit
>>699445105
Katamari Damacy.
>>699445623
Finally, it's correct
Submit,Darkness thats the only hints you need
>>699445660
Dark souls, ez
>>699444528
Larry
>in a train with friends
>train got destroyed by robots
>piece of shit robot helps u
>kill snow harambe
>trade glowing rocks with pedo for upgrades
>all you want has orange collor
>kill fancy looking guy
>Niggas gon' nig'.
>>699445736
is it poorly described enough
> Save girl from rival
> Give girl ring
> Girls turns into a statue
>>699445818
borderlands 2
>kill snow harambe
fuckin kek
>dance water, dance
>wake up
>grab brush put on make up
>hide scars
>left keys on table
>>699445768
Larry 1, already guessed
>>699445512
sniper elite
>>699445818
Borderlands 2
>>699445880
Kingdom Hearts II
>>699445880
kingdom hearts. fuck thats cancer. i still hear him screaming it.
>moba
>pulling dick out for harambe
>>699445880
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KHII
>>699445734
csgo
>>699445898
correct
>>699444313
Fucking retards in this thread, i got you anon
Halo
>>699445826
San Andreas
>>699444040
well I guess my taste in vidya sucks as much as my shitty description so I give up
>APM
>Korean are better than you
>Look at all these Espers
>building an army in the ocean
>looking for nukes
>la la la la la la la la la la
>giant robots show up
>fuck shit up
>save the day
>everyone is too autistic to say your name right
>>699445131
is this a metal gear game?
>>699445881
>chop suey
what
> Young mechanic/inventor
> Fight with tools
> freedom railroad
>Giant flamboyant fish helps you along the way
> Ayyyy moms not dead after all
>>699446008
Starcrft
> Score points for running over Hara Krishna Munks
>>699446001
Yeah CJ.
>>699444313
Doom (4)
>>699443852
Deus ex. MkD
>>699445818
Borderlands 2
>>699446008
any rts game
>>699445878
>>699445910
ding ding
>>699446048
ggwp
>go to mall
>run around fighting other shoppers for snacks
>take creepshots whenever possible
>bad Mexican accents
>bath time
>Hitler would be proud
>angry man screams at you over the phone
>>699446033
Whoops wrong thread
>Be Black guy
>Family Dead
>Former Military
>Turns Edgey from Virus
>The future will look suspiciously like the late 1950s
>>699445966
>>699446127
Dead rising. If only it was co-op. The other sequeals didn't have that magic..
>>699446127
dead rising babyyy
>>699446127
Dead rising
>>699446179
Fallout
>>699446127
GTA 5?
>>699446179
Any Fallout
>>699446071
yes
>Reactors Online
>Weapons Online
>Sensors Online
>All Systems Nominal
>>699446168
Prototype 2
>>699446018
Peace Walker.
>help immortal David Beckham
>trick the devil
>>699446035
DANK CLOUD 2
>>699445299
Lsl
>>699446325
Bingo!
> Make people puke or die for fun
>father is a giant whale
>ha ha ha ha ha
>spawn in paris
>some guys puke money at you
>old nazi man spamming poison gas
>>699446393
Already guessed but yup, it's Larry
>>699446439
Postal 2
>>699446323
MechWarrior Online
>>699446439
postal 2
>>699443665
Offbyonekinobe.jpeg
>>699445984
We have a winner!
>ayy lmao
>what IS IT, doctor?
>Be a beautiful emo char
>Go to parallel universe where demon live
>Beat them with sword or hammer
>Metal music too
HardMode
>Open small packages
>Get materials
>Battle people
>Wolf man gets buffed and does 15 damage twice
>kys
>>699445489
Destiny?
>crocodile hat
nuff said
>>699446018
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
>>699444234
4 weeaboos? you have 5 teammates in overwatch
>>699446619
this implies that 2 of you aren't fucking stupid.
>>699446584
Mgs3
>>699446323
Mw2
>>699446152
Shiobock?
>>699446687
yep
>>699442234
2 eazy mad max
>>699443852
shadOW THE hEDGEhog
>be poor and retarded
>bearded guy saves you
>beard-guy immediately dies
>leaves you with whiny cunt
>bad guy is Snape in armour
>>699446712
wow.mp4
>spears hammers and bows
>fucking gets killed by teammate
>2v2s and 1v1s
>be not real
>have daddy issues
>kill god
>>699446604
Best game ever on the PSP. I can't finish it in solo. A giant robot/boss fucked me all the time...
>>699446511
Correctamundo, pilot.
>dildo goes in your ass
>it hurts you
>you cry for help but it comes harder
>finally you grab a gun
>you kill yourself in shame
"Yeah,but after 15 fucking years it should be"
>>699446857
FFX
>years of sleeping for all!
>punch and train guys
>"I've got a bone to pick with you!"
>identity crisis
>judges take too long to kill
>why cant i have their cool armor
>dont heed on doors lies
fuck that was hard to make less apparent
> Be in the future
> Have chip in neck
> Try to take over World Domination
>>699446893
ninja gaiden
>>699442234
No one will get this
>control two mutants
>sodas give power ups
>weird ass story and settings
>caviar
>>699446952
FFXII
>>699446737
Yep.
Any Mechwarrior game, really.
>>699447000
trips confirm difficulty
Sunset Overdrive
>>699447000
Never played the games but I'm assuming Oddworld Munch's Oddyssey
>loads up game
>instant seizure
>pick perks
>eyes start bleeding
>kills 1000 ships and giant space worm
>get killed at 98%
>repeat
>air hair
>hands are loose
>gangster bandana
>fucking frogs, man annoying ass frogs
>flies everywhere
>>699446448
Oh shit i just posted the same game further below, whaddup anon
Wont give it away i guess
>>699446907
duke nukem forever
>>699447177
Beat Hazard
>>699447204
Rayman?
>>699446813
Can't remember the name but some twitch streamers played it a while ago
>>699447239
Yepper!
>>699447252
correct
>>699446916
Yes!
ASCII game. You always die. Start from zero. No savegame
Wolves hunt in packs
>Can't Talk
>Theme of games is orange
>>699447418
The Long Dark
>dig
>2 cats
hehe
>Be in desert
>Fucking malaria
>>699447465
half life
>>699447465
half life 3
>>699447160
Yay I'm not the only one who knows it
When a vacation goes absolutely bad.
>>699445489
Borderlands 1 or 2?
>>699447489
Far Cry 2
>>699447493
>>699447514
Brilliant
>>699447564
Dead Island
>>699443920
Peter Packrat
>raging battlefield
>swords, axes, spears
>true players use their fists
>be mafia boss
>have black tentacles on back
>shoot other guys and eat theyr hearts
>get stuck in hell
>>699447564
Dead Island
Online MMORPG with mediocre gameplay but some of the characters are cute.
>>699447664
WELCOME TO BRAWHALLA
*excessively loud menu music*
>>699447617
Nice
>>699447643
Shit,forgot about that one but no zombies
>>699447489
Farcry... 2 maybe?
>Jump on crates
<Spin around
^Flying indian makes wierd indian noises
>>699447664
Chivalry
>>699447698
the barkness 2
>>699447664
Chivalry
You fuckers won't be able to solve this one:
>WWx
>Wife is kill
>Be a modern day gladiator
>>699447664
chivalry medieval warfare
>>699447720
Every F2P MMO
>>699447707
Hint,College kids
>>699447743
Correct on FC2
Dank Bandicoot
>>699447773
ding
>>699447664
Mount and Blade: Warband.
>>699446946
I thought I had made it pretty easy, honestly.
>4 gives 2
>eggs
>rainbow rocks
>parties for deities suprisingly shitty
>>699447564
Far Cry 3.
>>699443705
The entire halo franchise
>>699446946
Final Fantasy VII?
>chill on mountaintops
>bro is out getting laid
>fight people
>get pissed sometimes
>fame is not important, only fight
>>699448084
Bingo
>>699447752
>>699447793
nailed it
>be me
>born a video game
>be in stores, people like me
>Icandobetter.jpg
>work on myself
>shake off chains, become a better version of myself, get back in stores
>fairly happy
>maybe I can change a few things
>changes aren't turning out to be too good
>give it a shot but it doesn't feel right
>disappoint a lot of my fans and, worse of all, myself
>take a long break to reflect on myself
>figure out my issues
>figure out what I have done wrong in the past
>reinvent myself to be the best I can
>succeed
>finally I am what I have always wanted to be
>everyone loves me, especially myself
>have a lot of fun with my buddies
>enjoy myself everyday
>everything is perfect
cont
>>699448098
there was no voice chat in halo combat evolved just t-bagging
>>699444234
FF7
>>699447370
No one get it?
>>699448201
2/2
>someone kidnaps me
>holds me captive
>they start ripping out my intestines
>they sew them together, I have to watch
>they attach it back to me, together with parts of other beings; glue them on, sew them on
>Whyisthishappening.png
>they come close to my face, huge grin on their faces
>whisper to eachother "it's not over yet, but let's do this anyways"
>do what?
>black out
>fast forward a few weeks
>wake up in stores
>oh god, what am I
>disgusted with myself
>old buddies widely turn away
>this needs to stop, please let me die
>get kidnapped again
>same procedure
>make me wear new clothes to hide the horrendous being I have become
>cycle of blacking out, waking up in stores, horrible surgeries and blacking out again continues a few more times
>am blind now
>nothing of me is left
>I'm bleeding
>pleaseletmedie.ogg
>get released again
>there is no god
>>699446813
Chivalry?
>>699442234
>try to get to be top dog of company
>story is seen from different times and perspective's
>rotation between two characters
>>699447828
you got it ey
>>699448201
World of warcraft
>assemble team to fight aliens
>have favourite soldier among them
>team wiped out
>alt+f4
>repeat
>>699448383
Xcom
>>699443274
Kerbal ?
>>699448383
xcom?
>>699448383
XCOM
>Survive train crash
>Annoying robot finds you
>>699448423
bingo
