Help me /b/ I fucked up real fucking bad real fucking bad
>Working at hospitals for past years
>Find females in medically-induced comas
>Have sex with them
>Heard today that a woman in this state has been found pregnant
>Everybody is talking about it
What do I do right now, please /b/ I helped many of you cunts over the years
disappear
>>699423888
dye your eyebrows
Self abortion or kill yourself
>>699423888
this is too good
>>699423888
Trips don't lie. Get the fuck out. Far away.
>>699423888
you should say she initiated it, she was coming on to you the whole time. Practically forced you
>>699423888
AYY LMAO
>>699423888
How did you help anyone?
Sure your local law enforcement would love to see this thread, talk now you sad cunt
You have to blend in with the normies Anon.. Talk with them about whatever they think about it just go along like you just found out. Don't isolate that will make you a suspect.
>>699423888
I will bite...any hotties? describe the experience and do they come?
Say you have a twin if they have DNA evidence
You have two minutes.
Mods have your IP.
How the fuck did you help any of us
>>699423888
You deserve nothing but death
Why did you fuck them?
This is golden
Use plan b, crush it up and put it in her iv. Lol you didn't even use a condom? You're a fucking idiot man lol and these are the people we put in charge of healthcare, disgrace
Got to kill her, only option
>>699423888
You should an hero. The rest of your life is screwed. You will be ostracized from society and a sex offender. Not to mention the prison term you will face.
>>699423888
Time's up, faggot.
Enjoy jail, you sad rapist cunt
My name is Buck and I came too fuck.
>>699423888
You fucked up.. bad
>>699423888
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>699423888
If she is in a medically induced coma... this indicates it is to relieve blood pressure on the brain, so these girls have brain problems, hence they are under...
So how exactly would they find out she's pregnant? It's not like they do a pregnancy test on them, or go in for full body scans?...
>>699424991
Compelling, but it is not quads m8, you cannot beat his trips
>>699423888
Go cut your dick off, you fucking rapist.
>>699424853
I came here to post this, well played anon, well played.
>>699423888
Get a sex change.
>>699425021
Maybe its visible?
>>699423888
I work in a hospital where this just happened. I bet it's the same one anon does.
Quints gets the name and location of it.
>>699423888
They won't find is you, it could have been anybody. What are they going to do DNA tests to all staff and people who possibly visited? Plus she could just have been pregnant before.
>>699423888
Please remember kiddies, no pics, no vids, no timestamp = BAIT/10
>>699425357
Alright, you sick fuck, op, we are gonna get to find out the location of your sins
>>699423888
An Hero.
It's all that's left for you now. Your doorframe will be splinters this time tomorrow. Rapists don't have fun in prison, especially fucked up ones
>"Anonymous"
>>699424333
Checked
>>699423888
Right,........and I fucked Bieber's vagina.
>>699425248
Do this op, it's the only way
>>699425357
rolling
>>699425357
Just post for great justice. I want to see the media shitstorm
>>699423888
Is your name... Buck? And do you like to... party?
>>699425357
>>699423888
Hey OP, this: >>699424357
If you want us to be sympathetic to your plight, then give us something good. How do you do it? Find any wearing lingerie? Do those coma bitches get wet when you fuck them?
fucking perv hope one of them kill bills your ass
>>699425746
>>699425357
CHECK EM FAGGOT
>>699425357
Wish this is true. Rolling
>>699425357
>dat bait
I'm still rollin' just in case
Reach waaaay up her vagina and rip out the fetus. Drop kick it into the nearest incinerator. Go along with all the astounded normies and find a way to trick them into thinking it wasn't you.
>>699424333
>>699424300
>>699424200
>>699423888
>>699426033
This is now a get thread.
>Check-em
Youv'e been simply just testing your sperm bubble blower at work. Unfortunatly she got one right up her Snatch.
>>699426249
You failed you twat
>>699426249
reroll.
>>699425357
Anybody who works in a hospital knows that patients in medically-induced comas cannot be raped. They are in ICUs, they are monitored and at least two nurses are continously watching them
dubs for gemma if kek has a message for me
Funny cause everyone is whiteknighting and I'm still enjoying the b8bm8
Mods should ban him for being a faggot
>>699426249
Get
>>699426468
Kek
>>699426382
>They are in ICUs, they are monitored and at least two nurses are continously watching them
>implying every countries health system procedures are the same
>>699423888
Kill yourself, or hand yourself into the police.
>>699425357
>quints
>>699425021
probably by supervising her endocrine system and overall health. Because she's in a coma. In a hospital.
>>699425357
lel
>>699423888
French foreign legion anon. It's the easiest way for a man with no skills to vanish
>>699425357
come on
>>699426191
Kekkly kek kek kekkles
>>699423888
Id say you kill yourself OR go to prison for rape.
>>699424853
To only has one o the way you have used it. If it was too hard or too horny then use both o. That is all for now
>>699424160
Kekkles
>>699426545
No patient in medically induced coma is not monitored.
>>699423888
Trips, well I guess you're pretty much fucked then. Say hi to bubba, Put me in screencap
>>699425357
You all do know there wont be another chance for quints untill nearly half an hour?
>>699425357
Rolling
>>699425357
Quintitties
>>699426830
Agree. Enjoy your time in Djibouti with the rest of the world's scum.
Also quads
>>699428822
fucking nerd
>>699423888
Act cool? Go work at a new hospital? I have no clue.
Lets just hope the thing they have where they see what happens when comatosed isn't real.
>>699424494
Damnit, you made me curious.
>>699423888
>>699426545
If it's not in america then no one cares faggot
>>699426830
That still exists?
>>699423888
It's probably just like that thing that happened to that bitch Mary like 2000 years ago chill it's all gonna be good
>>699429804
>comatose gets pregnant
>a guy immediately quits
HMM.
You're fucked either way.
What's the stance on abortion in cases like this?
>>699425357
niggers
>>699425357
rolling
>>699428394
Are you a medfag? If so is it even possible to get a comatose woman pregnant?
>>699430858
Why wouldn't it be?
>>699425357
Quints, seriously?! If you're going to lie about it don't make it seem like you are.
>>699425357
Getting close to quints o'clock now!
>>699431675
>expecting someone to release damming info for anything less
coat hanger?
>>699431836
>not willfully giving the info to catch a literal coma-cucker
And THAT'S supposing that OP and/or >>699425357 aren't lying.
>>699425357
checkem
>>699423888
>>>699424991
>Compelling, but it is not quads m8, you cannot beat his trips
He's right you know?
I hope you get busted you sack of shit.
>>699423888
kek they are probably going to have mandatory DNA tests
Enjoy your last 9 months
Technically they never said no. Technically.
>>699423888
If you're going to quit your job you need to move on to mexico or vietnam and start your life again if you wont run you wont raise suspicion but you need to delete every kind of security vid
I hope to god you fall down some stairs
>>699425357
quints for kek
>>699426700
/thread
Fucking retards these days.
>>699425357
rollan
http://www.nytimes.com/1996/01/25/nyregion/woman-29-still-in-10-year-coma-is-pregnant-by-a-rapist.html?pagewanted=all
>>699430315
>Cheat on husband
>Lie about being a virgin
>God did it
>Seems legit
Have you ever lied so hard you created an entire religion that shaped the history of humanity?
>>699428111
Nice trips Mr burns
>>699432757
Bumping so we can get to the quints point
>>699433333
>>699432702
Why would that / the thread you faggotron
>>699425357
Rolling for justice
>>699432868
trips beings the leak down to quads... c'mon doxxman, for justice
>>699423888
abort it. post pics. winning if you video it
>>699423888
You're fucking stupid. Shoulda wrapped up. In addition I bet you didn't even play it safe enough to stay out of sight of cameras. Everyone is bringing up DNA testing but it would be relatively easy to narrow it down to just a handfull of people byreviewing cctv footage. You're nailed if you had no business being in that area to begin with.
Bump for quints
Come on quads let's bust this fucker
>>699432702
fucking newfag
>>699424473
best advice unless you've fled the country already, which you should
>>699433026
Rooooooooooooooooollerooni, rolling for this:
>>699425357
>>699423888
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>699433105
Reroll, please
first of all why and second dude what the fuck?
>>699425357
Rollerino
Rolling for:
>>699425357
>>699432757
I would be pissed if they didn't put prenatal vitamins in my feeding tube.
>>699425357
Rollin'
>>699425357
roll
>>699425357
Rolling
>>699425357
Rerollin'
>>699424357
>>699424568
>>699424604
>>699424835
>>699425113
>>699425357
>>699425525
>>699425534
>>699425983
>>699426683
>>699428111
>>699432399
This is 4chan not a she platform get out
>>699425357
Check'em 33333s
>>699425357
quints get
>>699433320
>>699433336
We fucking skipped the only quints we had a chance at
>>699433370
Blow me
>>699423888
>Write apology letter for being a degenerate.
>KYS
>>699425357
This will take forever.. it is trips from now on.
>>699425357
rollol
boogerdogger roll
>>699425357
get
>>699423888
Do nothing. Not like they got your DNA on file and they're not going to get an order to test every fucking man in the hospital.
>>699425357
If I dont make it, you know my baby will.
OP is lying neckbeard faggot indulging his Kill Bill fantasy.
The implication is that he's oldfag. If he was, and this was true, he'd never even hint about it on /b/
>>699432757
That article is 20 years old
>>699425357
>>699433579
I'm assuming you're claiming to be the same poster as >>699433579, would you mind proving that?
Anyone rolls trips and OP an heros himself on stream and video with confession.
>>699433894
rallin'.
>kill your family
>shoot up the hospital staff
>fly to outer space
>??
>profit
>>699433404
>implying op or the other guy aren't lying or the same person
>>699434042
actually a mass shooting would be quite nice this evening. hasnt been very eventful today.
An hero you fucking filth
Yes it op should done hsve that nout
>implying it's easy to rape anyone in a coma in a hospital with so many people around
>Implying if someone did they can figure out who it was without DNA swabbing every male worker that works in the hospital.
If this was real, which is highly unlikely, the only way they could trace it back to you is by you telling people you did it.
>>699433894
Make /b/ great again, OP. Kill yourself and confess
>>699433680
Post link
eat the baby
>>699433680
FUCKING RETARD ITS FROM 1996
>>699425357
>>699433336
So fucking close!
>>699432415
I'll second that.
OP, if you have access to these bitches so you can rape them, then it stands to reason so does someone else.
>you may not be the only rapist
Rollin even tho I know you trollin
Quint
>>699433894
yes!
>>699434669
>OP, if you have access to these bitches so you can rape them, then it stands to reason so does someone else.
>you may not be the only rapist
Yeah, right. Like there's any chance the DNA tests will point elsewhere. Nope. It's more likely this guy makes unique choices there.
>>699423888
Call the curch its a wonder
>>699433501
>>699424015
not suspicious at all
The only way is DNA test.
Either find away to fake a sample, since it might be done locally anyway if your facilities have means to test DNA, or just hope that DNA testing will not be done due to high costs.
Either way, you will most likely get away with it you sick fuck
>>699433688
All they needto do is test the people that had accessto the room. They could also test everyone who entered by checking cctv footage from roughly when the pregnancy took. THAT they could get a court order for.
Pics and time stamp or its all lies
>>699423888
I 1gagged
1. kill the bitch
2. kill yourself
>>699434910
Lol, you have NO idea.
>>699433894
roll.
>>699435679
reroll
>>699425357
WITNESS THESE QUINTS
>>699436224
nice dubs lol
>>699434232
Like... Posting about it on a forum? Anonymous or otherwise?
>>699436360
>>699425357
Roll idgaf.
>>699423888
Openly accuse an intern, that weird one. You know which one.
You are all retarded, you must wait for quints to happen, not roll for it.
>>699425357
you should convince the staff to take DNA samples from all its workers, even recent ones and test to find the father.
>>699425357
roll
>>699436660
rolll
>>699436660
fml
Own up to your crime, you fucking retard. It is very likely they'll perform a DNA test on the baby and male hospital employees. You've raped multiple women, and your life is forever ruined. Your family is gonna get shit because you're a failure. You'll lose all your friends. Nobody will hire you, nobody will want to date you. If you kill yourself, everybody will (rightly) think you're a coward. You don't deserve any positivity anymore.
you're a fucking retard op, you deserve the jail time
>>699423888
watch kill bill once, thought he could b8 us, fuck u anon
>>699423888
Due to legal shenanigans there's a decent chance they can't just do a paternity test on everyone because muh rights and privacy. How likely are you be to a suspect? If you've never worked with said patient or even in the area you should easily be off the suspect list. I would just lie low and pray. If you know you will get caught then God help you.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
only quints can save you, anon.
>>699437368
Real or fake it still makes a good thread.
Prove it OP or gtfo
>>699437513
no, it doesn't. if you enjoy lies then perhaps you should marry my wife
>>699423888
what was she wearing?
One could maybe argue that she was asking for it
>>699425934
Lingerie? Why would they be wearing lingerie? Your fantasies have your brain far removed from reality.
>>699437582
>long thread
>people hyped up
>not a good thread
Get a load of this guy
quads say op is going to die in prison
>>699433336
He's right you know.
When did all the hardcore aspies and awesome oldfag trolls get replaced by whiteknighting snowflake faggots?
>>699424640
because he's a fat lard ass that couldn't get any, so he raped them
The nytimes article from 1996... where is the baby now at 20 years old? Born of a rape on an institutionalized vegetable. Sounds like the makings of a supervillain.
>>699425357
roll1
>>699425357
fucking roll
Oh lord this thread again
blend in think this is a horrible thing...
>>699438299
reroll
>>699424772
Plan B isn't an abortion pill. It's spermicide. You sir are a fucking moron.
>>699424473
>>699424473
This. They can't seriously force the entire staff to get a maternity test
>>699425357
>quints
kill yourself and take along these gullible retards with you
>>699425357
rollerino
>>699423888
You're the lowest of the low, scumbag. Have fun getting raped in prison.
>>699423888
You had it cumming.
Give her two or there abortion pills
>>699423888
You're gonna get your skull caved in by Uma Thurman.
>>699433336
Daily reminder that 4chan is an absolute shit website filled with immature and lonely retards
>>699425357
Roll?
They do a cheek swab to collect cells for DNA testing. If you cum in your coworkers' mouths, the DNA evidence will point to them and you'll be safe.
>>699425438
I can pretty much guarantee they'd do this. Not like it would be hard.
Accuse one of your friends
Get a good lawyer.
>>699426382
Maybe he was the nurse?
Maybe the other was busy?
He's obviously not going to do it if he knew he caught, like any good lad he waited for the oppotune moment for his life giving strike!
>>699430858
It is if your cock and balls work
>>699433844
That anon is posting the story of his conception.
>>699430858
Dude its just like fucking a woman while she's alseep. She still has periods and shit. This is what nurses do for a living. Clean up the shit.
>>699425357
Check em
>>699434232
they can ask people to voluntarily undergo DNA testing, which they would all do, because they would be suspects if they didn't
it's shitty, but that's what happens
>>699438676
Ofcourse they can. A person in a coma is pregnant, the staff is #1 suspects. They'll test all of them assuming OP is not bs.
rollarino
>>699424316
This op
cant believe no one brought up crotching a vile of your buddies cum for the test sample. would put the blame on a stranger
crotch a vile of your buddies cum for the test sample. tadaaa
Vasectomy so they can't prove it was you who came in them because no spunk to test DNA
>>699440721
>>699440858
>implying semen is the only way to test DNA.
Yo, when the baby is born you just need a blood sample. Literally anything from your body could be used to test DNA. Anon is royally fucked.
>>699439124
>>699423888
Become a pirate at a abortion clinic.
And, by the way, why the fuck are you having sex with a woman that's in a coma? I think it's karma. It hit you in the face.
>>699440721
Vasectomy doesn't do that. The only cut the tubes that go from the balls to the dick. Sperm is still produced and absorbed into the body.
That explanation was unnecessary to explain your stupidity, though. They check DNA with blood, not sperm, you stupid cunt.
"Chop your dick off so they can't prove it. I'm a genius."
>>699423888
KILL
YOUR
FUCKING
SELF.
(After fucking some more)
>>699426279
Kek
>>699423888
go to a sporting goods store and buy better bait. :)
No-one will get quints
Shoulda wore a condom. Get raped.
>>699423888
.... you were vile enough to do such a thing AND you didn't pull out too??
Congrats - the inmates will love you in prison.
>>699425357
ROLL BABY ROLL
>>699425357
will you settle for trips?
>>699425357
quints baby
>>699425357
Rooooll
>>699425357
Roll
Gets
Someone had better be fucking screencapping this whole thread
>>699424508
kek
>>699423888
use the feminist excuse
"I was raped"
If this is true all the shitty threads i've been lurking are worth it
>>699442663
Why?
For a cringe thread?
A bullshit story and a fuckload of people rolling for an impossible get. 4chan gold
>>699423888
keep your mouth shut, quit work if you're really worried (find good excuse, like you want to travel or something).
>>699424853
Yes
Does 4chan have to give someones ip address to police if they ask it?
In all seriousness op. Fleeing the country may be your best option. I'm not sure if Canada (assuming american) will work, they might extradite you. You should leave before you are named as a suspect, given a summons...
>>699443244
But fleeing would mark him as a suspect. Best option would be hiding in plain sight and playing the "man, who would do that" card.
OP here
I was just fucking with you guys.
KEK
>>699425357
6666 get
shove a coat hanger up her pussy and wiggle it a bit
>>699443155
>>699425357
quints get
>>699443987
reroll
>>699430315
Kektastrophe
>>699443987
come on
Almost Quints. Almost
Roll
quints
>>699423888
greentext or gtfo
check em
It's going to be sex
Sextuples
Quints are getting close
4444
pineapple is the best fruit
lets dont miss them this time
fuck
>>699443882
he already stuck something in her pussy
which is why he's in trouble
>>699444222
WOOOO
roll more fgts
roll for quints
negros
quints get
k
Check em
>>699425357
Do it faggot
quints
Get
lol
rollin
almost. everyone, just post as much as you can.
also, >>699444325
is correct
>>699444442
So close
>>699444442
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
missed fuck
>>699444444
AHAHAHAHA SKIPPED
>>699430187
Americunts have not health system
topkek
>>699444222
Dubs and double trips get.
>>699425357
quinty minty
>>699444444 →
KEK
>>699444404
of by 4 ;)
Now I'm just here to see quints happen. What was this thread about again?
>>699444707
Fuck, wrong thread.
>>699443714
They'll still dna test and eventually get him. Being across the border where they don't have jurisdiction is probably best, just know that you can never return to your home country.
>>699425357
Roll, just in case
>>699423888
You need to disappear ASAP. I see you're a retard and didn't use a condom. They're going to swab the vadge, get your semen, acquire DNA from all staff and then find out it was you. You're going to face rape charges, probably sued by the family, not to mention just flat out hated by your whole city, probably make the news, the pressure will be so much you'd probably just hang yourself. Disappear OP. Now. You fucking idiot. This is what happens when retards can't find real women to date.
maybe just don't rape people in a coma?
>>699423888
Say she woke up for 10 min just to give you her consent. They can't prove otherwise.
>>699444933
This. They will DNA test. OP will be soon figured out. He's going to get caught regardless. Might as well get a head start and just start running now.
>>699445232
kek
Roll
