Nude Beach experiences /b/
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Nude Beach experiences /b/
>12 years old
>1988
>school field trip to Noosa, Qld, Australia to study beach fauna or some shit
>walk along trail
>pass by a nude beach
>woman lying on her back on the sand
>she's nude
>classmate says, "now there's a couple of white pointers"
>we all laugh
>good times
>best day ever
Buddy on the left has an actual needle dick
>>699418871
>Those freckles
So fucking cute. I just want to cuddle with her, and stuff her throat with my cock.
That your sister?
>>699418487
I work at a concession stand on a nudist beach, pretty fun shit.
>>699419207
do you have to go nude as well?
>>699419207
Is it most;y cocks and old tits that hang to their knees, or are the some young women too?
>>699419431
Imagine old cocks that hang to their knees
Yum yum
>>699419207
Fsggot
>>699419381
I have to wear a work shirt, but I can do w/e otherwise.
>>699419431
Mostly families and college kids, but some older people. My coworkers are actually 11/12 so zozzle.
>>699419666
no wonder u have the trips of hell
>goto nude beach with roommate (a femanon)
>wrinkled sultana looking guys up in the dunes, couple of couples down on flats
>had enough sun wund getting cold
>packing up to go, see an old wrinkly juss staring
wat
>done packing, hot chick with 1.5 arms & boyfriend comes up to us, all smiles
>"Hiya, see that ghuy over there?"
points to codger.
>"ya?"
>"yea, hes been staring real close at couple of the other nudists, just thought I'd lt you know"
>"Cool ok"
Off she goes, codger already making way up dunes...
uh...
>roommate: did she have like only half an arm??
>>699418487
i live near blacks beach in san diego its a nude beach and its lowkey lit.
i love talking to teen girls like 16-20 with both our bodies completely naked
ITS A RUSH WOOOO
>>699419918
R u from south Germany
go every chance I get, wherever I holiday in the world that has them, best way to see what I like without being told to have a seat over there
>>699419918
your story was shite and you should feel like shite
>be 13
>nude beach in Mexico
>walking around with relentless hard on
>50 dudes there and 4 girls
>decide to make a pass
>start to walk past the nude girl and start cumming
>cum all over her area
>cum so hard I start crying
>my dad sees me and runs over to help
>he trips in the sand and starts cumming too
>girl looking at us obviously embarrassed for us
>start to walk away
>hear her say "those are a couple of nice pointers" and laugh
>best day ever
>>699420466
kek'd hard
>>699420466
Need to be sure not to forget the sunglasses
ive always wanted to go but afraid id get a boner
how do you guys deal with boners?
>>699420822
Just own it.
>>699420822
dig a hole in the sand and lots of lube
>>699420678
i came from reading this, i came so hard i'm crying
>>699420881
pretty much this
>>699420678
win
>>699419207
How often do you get sweaty money?
>>699420881
is it a usual sight or am i going to be the only dude there with a raging boner
you get any weird looks or do people just act like its normal
>>699418692
fuckin how lame is that christ almighty
>>699418692
I went on the same excursion to noosa when I was at school - i went to Caloundra SHS. Everyone was excited about the "nudie beach" - Didn't see any nudies though...
>>699420678
fail x 2
>>699420678
I actually loled out loud.
>>699419918
>1.5 arms
kek
>>699420130
Nah, Perth Australia
>>699420636
heh
>>699421613
ya i think she was a thalidomide baby- mid 30s IIRC
>>699421286
It's not usual, but not uncommon either.
Only guys that get weird looks are those that look like they are starting with a rager going on. Or jerking it
>>699418487
>live in America
>have standards of hygiene and decency
>also fuck the beach, fuck sharks, fuck octopuses, fuck squids and fuck cthulhu's territory of a giant watery grave
Just watch porn in private and avoid the people that are basically that old smelly couple in the apartment next to yours that are horny enough to creep around a beach nude
>>699421911
Bet she could give a mean fuck with her stump
>>699421911
ahhh i see. a bit cruel making them swim don't you think...
In Greece on an island that was an old hippie destination Its called Ios nearly every beach is a nude one lots and lots of stunning European girls naked everywhere. I'm in a sea canoe in a bay. See 2 Scandinavian stunners naked start rowing towards them. Their skin is golden brown they have blonde hair and blonde public hair so skin is darker than their hair fucking gorgeous. A pervert was hiding behind rocks taking photos of them. They see him start throwing rocks at him I go over to come to their aid.
>after chasing perv away I take my shorts off while talking to them
> they are all friendly cos I came to their aid
>start getting a twinge before I know it
>raging boner in seconds one of the girls says to me
>looks like your going to have to go back in the sea to cool off
>me agrees feeling embarrassed as fuck
>go into sea back to my canoe,
> the one that said I need to cool off followed me
>fucked her in the sea best looking women I've ever fucked
> fucked her for rest of holiday never seen yer again still fap over her today 10 yrs later
>>699422078
cruel but hilarious
>>699422078
Nah she wasnt swimming at teh nude beach, she was jogging along the waters edge w/ her boyfriend
>>699422030 well she was pretty fucken hot...
>>699422010
You must be a product of repressive American culture
>>699418737
well spotted, faggot
>tfw can't nude sunbathe because no fenced in yard and nowhere to go
what do
crimea was a good place to go, but now too scary because WW3 will probably start there soon
From 1 of my many creep shot adventures at miami nude beach. I will be going this week! Follow me on snapchat:WHOISGWALA
>>699418692
Did you go on the trip on the magic school bus?
>>699422504
>what do
You just sunbathe nude.
>>699422169
kek
>>699422504
Ew, sunbathing.
Why do you like seeing your skin turn dirty brown? What are you, some kind of guido dudebro?
Snapchat: WHOISGWALA
>>699422643
i can't do that here i'll get arrested
>>699422851
src
https://www.reddit.com/r/rexsexmex/comments/4xnxl5/redheaded_play_mate_dolly_little/
>>699418487
around here the nude beaches are filled all day with club and bar sluts from the night of partying before
can't walk anywhere without stepping on boobs or puke
>>699422773
feels good man
ive always wanted to go to a nude beach but im sure i would get an erection. it is ok to walk around with your dick hard?
>>699422988
Go for the ones with puke on boobs, easy lay
>>699423199
Sure, just don't stroke it. Or try to do the helicopter
>>699423199
unless you're a creep who openly stands and stares at underage tits while the cops close in, you won't have enough time to get a boner. being naked in public is not like watching porn at home. go figure.
>>699421911
swanbourne?
>>699423489
someone who knows.
>>699422877
muchas gracias mi hermano
>>699423327
kek
adding to "4chan jargon":
"nude beach" = name of basementdweller's dream of watching lots of naked womyn and getting a raging boner
actual nude beaches feature instead lots of old farts (majority) and grandmas, everyone showing own lard fat and saggy appendages.
pics of "naked beach" are either staged, or fake, or closed beaches, or temporary nudes.
>>699422863
Why don't you have a seat right over there
>>699423951
wat
spoken like a true keyboard jockey
>>699418487
>googled nude beaches
>shitdisgonbegood.png
>spend a month hitting the gym and cutting
>thinking of those fresh bitches and sexy milfs cavorting around
>you mean i can see all that flesh for free?!
>order viagra and cialis to give myself an edge
>day comes
>clock in at a solid 200lbs and 32inch waist
>pro athlete build
>bitches be looking
>collect my supplies: towel, water, shades
>pop 100mg viagra giving my 7inch a diamond cutter of steel
>have already popped 20mg of cialis the day before to give myself a good flaccid hang when I'm not turned on from ogling sexy ladies
>hit the car
>sun is out and the air is sweet
>arrive
>beach ain't busy only a couple sitting 20 feet from me
>great! he'll want me to fuck his wife i bet
>damn! by the time i unpack they're already leaving
>get naked figuring i'll enjoy the sun
>raging boner that won't go down
>suddenly two 50 something men appear
>shit they heading dis way
>roll onto back and pulled shades up tight
>they sit 5 feet from me in the sand
>wtf? man
>pretend to be sleeping
>they leaning back, talking
>start jerking right there and then
>ohshit.txt
cont.
>>699424092
>IGNORE
>one gets up
>heavily tanned, he walks towards me
>"sexy body"
>OHSHIT.EXE
>freeze
>but raging boner is hard enough to penetrate the earth's crust
>leans down
>"want a blowjob?"
>his hands run up my ass
>too horny to resist
>silently roll onto my side as the old geezer laps up my dick
>the other is standing besides us wanking
>get harder
>say nothing throughout
>imnotafagiswear.gif
>quickly cum
>yet still hard
>end up fucking both old geezers up the ass on the beach in a sexual frenzy
>both tell me how they want to worship my body while licking my abs and sucking my dick between rounds
>leave beach after blowing 3rd load instantly and rush to my car ashamed
>drive home
>still horny as fuck
>blow another viagra fuelled load over the memory
>cry myself to sleep before dreaming about getting on the floor and walking the dinosaur
>>699424035
I know right if you google nudist beach your bombarded with cp
>>699418692
I had a similar school camp experience
>>699422567
Done. I better see some tits.
>>699424210
>naked people
>porn
Ok there, m8.
>>699424446
he's probably from one of those fucked up places that dress their kids up like fashion dolls instead of leaving them unburdened and playing outside for the few years they are allowed to.
>Go to nude beach with girlfriend
>Boys checking her out
>What the fuck stop staring at her
>We sit on our towels and talk
>Boys checking her out some more
>Fuck off guys she is mine
>Get a hard on for some reason
>Realize i like it when my girl is being looked at
>Ask random nigger with massive cock to fuck her
>He fucks her
>I stand there looking as my girl is being fucked by the biggest thickest cock she ever had
>Jerk my 3 incher
>Crowd stands around her, all jerking their cocks
>They take turns fucking my girl
>I cum over and over again
>Mfw i got tired and notice my girl still going
>>699422102
Ugh...why? LIke...why bother typing this up? Litterally nobody believes you.
>>699424130
FAGGAOT
behold
>finally grow the balls to go to a nude beach
>as i arrive, decide its best to have a quick jerkoff in the car to avoid unwanted diamonds
>as i cum, i dont feel excited anymore to go sunbath naked, the rush is gone
>drive back home
>start getting hard fantasizing about going to a nude beach
and the loop repeats itselfs wat do
>>699421461
What year did you gradate?
>>699425299
Drink bleach.
>>699424671
Haha i loled in the real life
>>699425299
fucking kek
>>699424130
unbelievably shit greentext.
>>699425299
how much gas you wasted into this going there and back and again and again?
>>699424671
lost hard 11/10
>>699420822
>>699421286
Same reason a gay man doesn't get rock hard in the locker room. It's a mentality, you have to realize where you are and how socially acceptable a boney is not. The potential embarrassment and anxiety keeps it at least at a half chub. It is actually easier than you think.
>coming from a gay man
>>699424671
Fake as fuck fuck off
>>699426085
your glasses and white hair are quite sexy
>>699426076
>>699426341
That's not me lol I took the pic
>>699426085
you have a nice pussy
>be me, sunny day so i figure to go to the beach
>turns out to be a nude beach
>imokwiththis.exe
>pull of my pants
>sexcrazed girl is mirin
>commands me to lick her vagina
>nothanks.rar
>forces her reproductive parts in my mouth
>thingswentbetterthanexpected.zip
>pic related
>>699427687
I believe you.
This happens to me, like every week.
>>699419519
id marry her 10/10
>>699420035
is this a pirate beach? why have i never heard of this place?!
>>699428423
Happening to me right now
>>699428585
kek
>>699428585
>>699427687
Cool! That guy is trying to make it sound unrealistic. Shame on him. My favorite part is when they get their sisters involved.
> 16 years old, 2006
> 4x4ing on a beach
> Apparently wind up driving along a nude beach
> Old nudist guy standing by the water
> Full frontal, hands on hips, watching us drive by
> One of the other drivers comes across the radios, "That guy just waived at me without lifting a hand"
> keks were had
> be me, 19
> me and two other of my bros decide to go to a nude beach that's a little far away
> pretty much middle of nowhere but don't want to see anyone we know
> only building is a distant hotel like thing, everything else is beach as far as one can see
> get on the sand, look around
> every single person there is at least 65 years old
> we stay for 15 minutes then gtfo
> on the way home we drive by the only building
> it's a fucking senior home
>>699418487
>be me
>Go to nude beach
>see attractive naked girl
>get boner
>Take little mini flag out of my pocket and tie it to my erect penis
>many lulz were had by strangers
>>699429262
lol you went to a senior citizen nude beach
>>699429326
>nude beach
>>see attractive naked girl
>>get boner
>>Take little mini flag out of my pocket
>>out of my pocket
Great story!
>>699429262
>it's a fucking senior home
You DO know they put out, right?
>>699429559
You know, most people do wear clothes TO the nude beach, and take them off after the "You won't get sodomized with a cop's nightstick" line
>>699420678
>>my dad sees me and runs over to help
>>he trips in the sand and starts cumming too
I laughed out loud.
>>699429740
>sodomized with a cop's nightstick
america is such a fucked up place
>>699429698
They give the best gummers
>>699429902
never have to worry about teeth
>>699420678
omg my sides literally went to the moon
>>699420035
Been there, mostly gay dudes. It's not easy to get there
sorry for english butt bear with me please
>go to nude beach
>alone but two female sit near aside
>see she take off clothes fully naked
>posibly 16-18 years old
>erect my penis suddenly
>one of girls see erected penis and stared disgustedly
>they girls laughtes at my penis and because soft because girl laughs
>i put pants and leaved
>>699420957
i cry from reading this, i cry so hard i'm cameing
>>699429990
Literally?
>>699422010
be a virgin who can't swim
> 16 years old
> go to a nude beach for the first time
> kind of fun
> see a 12 year old acting weird and talking to her mom while trying to cover herself
> see blood down her legs
> heard the whole conversation
> actually, it was her first period and I witnessed it
>>699424964
Why does it matter? Everything here is either fiction or non-fiction. You're on /b/ for fucksakes.
Nobody believes anybody here. I don't even believe you're this concerned. I don't believe I'm this concerned.
>Holyshit 8/10 got me to reply
>>699424130
Try hard: The post.
>>699429559
Assholes can be used as pockets
>Beingthisfuckingretarded
>>699433432
>
so can fatflaps
>>699433478
Holyshit, you just changed my view on the world.
>>699420035
Dude I surf blacks when it swells large and spearfish it when it's calm.
I'm there every week, I can count the number of female nudists I've seen there on one hand and I've been going there morning afternoon evening and night for almost 10 years.
Have some self respect you filthy little liar.
>>699433609
you're welcome
>>699433859
Move to Europe. 50/50 ratio here in every beach (except gay ones of course).
>>699421461
NO way. I went to Caloundra SHS too. Fuckin crab shack, fuckin chappie, fuckin... Idk. E block
>>699418487
I went to one in Texas.
Almost everyone was fat and old.
It was hot as fuck. I had to absolutely coat my skin in SPF80 multiple times to keep from bursting into flames.
I think a homo watched me put sunblock on, so I moved away from him.
There were mexicans hanging out in their white brief underwear staring at the white women.
I think in a different environment it could have been a pleasant experience.
>>699419207
Faggot
>>699421461
>>699418692
>>699434071
So there's 3 people in this thread who went to Caloundra state high school?
Wow that's rare.
>>699418487
My 1st and last time years ago i was fapping infront of girls, got caught and kick out
>>699434170
and here I thought they were only in europe
>>699434170
Rosenburg?
>>699434748
Yeah , how do you know
>>699434748
Hippie Hollow.
>>699434819
kek
any stories then?
>>699430954
>butt bear
>>699434530
Florida and California have quite a few, along with a few other states.
>>699434819
What does the membership get you? Are only memebers allowed at some beaches?
>>699434907
There are 2 close to houston, sw and ne houston
>>699435182
It's a requirement to go to some campings here in Europe. No restrictions on beaches anywhere. Girs go topless and sometimes nude even in non nudist beaches.
>>699418487
>16 year old
>invite cousin to nude beach
>"awww yeaaa lets check out some sweet titties and asses"
>arrive at beach
>80% are old men
>19% are old/middle aged women with saggy tits and loose cunts
>1% are reasonably hot chicks, but with hulking 15 inch long cocked boyfriends
>cold water made my dick and balls shrink in sight of everyone
>oh those 80% old men, 95% are creepily staring at the old women
>5% are actually looking at me
>there literally were old men smirking at my 16 year old shrunken cock and balls
>leave an hour later
Never again, I swear I was awkwardly close to have some fat bald dude molesting me
>>699435088
Not really. Well, I see tons of lolis and I don't give a fuck... I think if all pedos became nudists, they would stop being pedos in a week.
Lots o very old people too. Sometimes you see a (clothed) dude trying to catch a glimpse. It's kind of pathetic.
>>699422851
How is this a beach experience?
>>699418487
there's one next to my town so naturally all summer everyone goes there.
here's a couple of snippits
>first day in a new town
>get chatting to 2 stoners at a liqour store
>"hey if you're getting beers anon come down the beach with us!"
>walk along the train tracks for an hour
>nude beach with only 4 other people on it
>other people are super chill and come hang with us
>we drink and smoke into the night then get burritos
then
>tell mate above story
>he gets pumped
>we get there
>hobos got their welfare checks that day so the beach was full of bums
>one guy drank a whole carton of cider, took every drug you could imagine then spend the day groaning, naked, singing about crack
>other drunk douche asked us 14 times every 10 minutes if we had a car or a phone he could borrow
and yesterday
>mate and I meet 2 chicks drunk in a cult cafe
>we arrange to go to nude beach
>mate's car breaks down so he has to spend the day fixing it
>have a really good afternoon
I highly recommend it. The crowd and vibe totally changes too, so if you have a shitty experience just try going on a different day of the week, with different people or when it isnt high season. Nude beaches are often old people, dudes and homeless though not gunna lie. If you're expecting to meet chicks there you'll have a hard time if you're by yourself so go with friends. (or randoms you met a half hour before works too)
>>699418871
Ugh what a pig
>>699435650
That has happen to me but i was 12, we did bj in his rv
>>699435650
haha, americans
Fun fact: Vaginas are amazing sand-collectors.
It's amazing how much sand comes out off my girlfriend's vagina when we take a shower back home.
>>699435754
>talking to a bot
Do you often have conversations with your pillow as well?
>>699418487
Cancun, a high-end LS resort. Nude beach, limited play; but night club and hot tub was full play. Good mix, relatively speaking, of age groups; but most in late 30's to 40's; some fatties, but some really in good shape. Tons of sex, sex play, sexiness.. very sexually charged atmosphere. Loved it.
>>699436213
what? Since when are there bots posting porn in random threads? And for what reason?
>be me, 19
>ripped like Greek god
>5 inch dong
>biggest fucker in town, new sexbuddy every 2 days, PUA master
>go to nudist beach naked
>after 5 minutes all bitches get wet and start taking off their panties
>they coulnt resist my penis was too strong
>suddenly town rapist appears and attacks me
>petite 18yo girl with 10/10 ass starts attacking the rapist to defend me
>I start wondering how she's so strong, she literally broke his arm and almost choke him to death
>realize that the sight of my penis gives her powers
>she says "its hot lets go into the sea"
>I fuck her in the sea 10/10 still fap over her toay 22 years later
>>699436423
>realize that the sight of my penis gives her powers
kek
Is it true that in the USA the only way to see naked people is to watch porn? What the fuck?
>>699436423
/thread
>be 14 (not a fag but love to fuck my ass) at nudist beach with family in france
>met 2 boys there are brother 16 and 22yo
>one day go the shower near the beach with the 16yo one, all the shower are full
>decide to go in same one, he start to suck me then i suck him back love it can't stop
>hear his big bro calling us, 16yo tell him to come in, start to suck dick again,
>big bro start to eat my ass and put finger
>ending going there all the night to suck dudes
>>699435768
Good lord source???
>>699436208
This is why I never understood the allure of fucking on the beach.
Getting my dick sandblasted while inside a girl is not my idea of fun. I imagine it's the same for the girl.
>>699435344
costs money though, which is a fucking ripoff.
i went to join BN, but wont pay a monthly fee.
>>699418487
>I was on vacation on St Maartin - Dutch side with my ex-wife
>at nude beach - early morning - nobody around
>couple with pre-teen daughter come down beach and sit about 50M from us
>daughter had perky boobs with puffie nips - tiny triangle of pubes
>wife is full figured with large breasts
>they run around and do family on the beach stuff
>after a while they all sit on beach mats and take in the sun
>dad gets horny and starts kissing wife
>father mounts wife and fucks her right there on the beach with daughter watching
>daughter fingers herself as parents fuck
>dad cums. pulls out and walks down beach into water to clean up
>mother and daughter stay on mat and talk while both are fingering themselves then they join dad in water
it was the most amazing thing I have ever seen
My wife got so turned on we had to leave the beach and go back to the hotel and fuck - I could not get her to do it in public
>>699438083
I pay 22 euros a year for my local club membership, which includes the INF card too.
>>699436671
As an American, yes, pretty much any exposure of breasts, ass or genitals is considered a very bad crime.
>>699438273
You've got to change that someday.
>>699436423
the TOWN RAPIST is back !!!
>>699438272
works out to 50 euros a year, all in here.
>>699436671
like in any civilized country, you nigger
>>699438432
>Americans are fat and disgusting
>They must allow Americans to run arund nude
>>699438182
How hard was it to not join in?
>>699425237
Nice boobs physics.
>>699438182
>things that never happened
I believe you went to the nude beach, but you don't have a wife and you didn't see what you described.
>>699420035
I've been at Black Beach. Crazy walk that damn trail but totally worth it.
Got to see my Asian coworker naked in all her glory. Best day ever!!! Fucking fine as hell!!!
>>699438182
Life would be that way if it wasn't for... well, you know.
>>699426036
>A Gay man
Gays aren't real faggot
>>699418487
I grew up near a famous British nudist beach called Studland in Dorset. Crazy beautiful place, white sand, dunes and backing onto a nature reserve so no development. Used to go there a lot as a kid to fish and to hang out with mates. Mostly old people and gays. Saw one little old dude walking down the beach, nutmeg brown, with a huge erection and two 30 something blondes, one on each arm.
Years later went to the same place working on a survey contract for an oil company. Have to lay survey lines right through the dunes and come across loads of gays and condoms etc. One day at the end of the cotnract there's a big scandal - there is a local chick called Juicy Lucy who basically turns up at the beach and fucks everyone whilst her husband takes photos. We had a truck with dynamite in it abadonned because the driver and security were down on the beach fucking her every day. She must fuck 30-50 blokes a day
>>699419519
>>699428457
looks like someone has.
>>699434170
>Beaches
>texas
Pick one
>>699431628
so, what you're saying is, you enjoy lying on an ANONYMOUS imageboard?
does it make you feel cool?
>>699419519
Kek
>fully clothed fester
>>699439464
>British nudist beach
....knew it was going to be gross
>>699439924
Do they have sun in Britain?
>>699439583
Are you fucking retarded?
>>699420678
what the fuck...
>>699439335
what a disgusting fat fuck
>>699439335
kek, looks like a dick only smaller
>>699439996
Yes, but for only 3 to 5 days a year.
>>699438273
no actually, you can be topless in nyc where it is explicitly legal, and in many other american cities
i often go to nude beaches with my GF, she takes off all her clothes and walks around naked, people see her and she sees lots of strange dudes' wangs, no sex with any of them happens but i get off of strange men seeing her bare tits and pussy
>>699418487
a nude beach is my idea of hell. 90% of people look like flesh colored sacks.
>>699439149
The one the left I my coworker. I wanted to take pictures so bad but I didn't want to be a creep. She had nipple piercings. I almost died!
The one on the left is her bff who did a sex tape in San Diego.
>Riding around on motorbike
>park up by beach to have smoke
>family getting changed
>daughter so beautiful
>can't stop staring
>family clock me
>still can't look away
>family talk amongst themselves and decide to move to another part of the beach
>wank bank at maximum capacity anyway
>>699440844
how can they both be on the left
>>699423489
The feeling of sun alone on my cock makes it hard, so speak for yourself
>>699440676
cuck
>>699441293
Same here, I haven't fucked in a year, I would get a hardon just by looking at an extra curvy piece of driftwood
>>699439464
Fellow dorset fag here, nice to know im not alone
>>699421911
>Nah, Perth Australia
NOR or SOR cunt - what are ye?
>>699419602
>>699434177
>sheep
>>699438539
>america
>civilized
lol.
>>699422851
like throwing a hotdog in the hallway
>>699439119
i dunno man i've seen some strange shit
>walmart
>i fucking know: who goes to walmart?
>dad and preteen daughter
>nothing at all on but panties and a seethrough pink-hued dress
>down to her knees
>but fucking seethrough
>consider a creepshot
>decide against it and fuck off
>>699441229
I meant right which is her left
>>699432368
sauce!
>>699439464
>Juicy Lucy
![hasema_modelleri_66[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HQ6Djnj.jpg "hasema_modelleri_66[1].jpg")
tfw nude beaches are not allowed in your country
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>>699418487
>be me
>go to nude ebach first time
>get naked
>qt 10/10 girl sees my huge 8 inch cock
>shes also naked, blue eyes, huge tits, and tight pussy
>we fuck right then and there on the beach
>cum in her
>get her number
>now married with two kids
this was about like maybe 4 years ago. True story
>>699418487
>uncut dicks
Gross
>>699420035
Blacks was such a dissapoitment, mostly gays and old euros
>>699419207
I bet you stare at all the dicks all day faggot
>>699436208
Does the wind usually whistle inside your gf's vaygay?
>>699422010
You have a boring life
>>699424063
moar of her?
>>699424063
What are the chances that girl got laid that night?
>>699424964
Orr that's right everything wrote in threads on /b/ are the truth the whole truth so help me God
>I've been to that Greek island Ios that anon was talking about
>actually he was telling the truth about all of the nude beaches there
>don't know if he fucked anyone but the Ios stuff is true
You're obviously a fat neck beard virgin who has been no where and done nothing so you bitch at other anon like a little girl fag
>>699422078
Well at least you don't have to worry about them putting up a fight...
>>699443844
Duhbs confirms
>>699434010
Odd, more or fewer women at the gay ones?
You'd think women would flock to the gay beaches, less creeps and the few that do show up have to run the gauntlet.
>>696969696
>>699444444
>>699444898
Well, nudist beaches are just normal beaches, familiar beaches let's say.
Gay beaches are for gay sex.
>>699429204
kek
>>699429559
Everyone has at least one pocket
>me, my gf, my friend and his gf
>nude beach in FL near cape canaveral
>shriveled sausage fest
>we stumble upon this group of about 10 guys and 1 woman, they hollr at us to come over
>they offer the ladies beer and weed while ignoring me and my friend
>i say hey thanks for offering us beer too
>they backpeddle and give us beer and weed.
>finish the beer and weed and peace out
>guys ask what we are doing later, we say nothing with you, then leave
>rape-y vibes/10
>>699422102
>anyone would fuck in salt sea water
>>699420678
Thanks Anon, I needed that laugh
with ex some years back we where 21 and 20 went on vacation decide to go to nude beach there because no one know us
there was this 50y old guy there average dick but real fat try to make small talk with us ask to check newspaper ask for lighter etc. when my girl go into the water he follow her help her not to fall down because of big waves etc. we go at hotel she told me he brush his dick against her foot few times in the water and when i was in the water he went for lighter and was standing super close to her almost a blowjob distance we fucked like crazy that night
long story short next day i take he to the nearby bush to fuck and while walking there i waved at this guy to follow he did she was blowing me and he just jerked off watching i gave him a sign to move in and he went down and start eating her out she was on all fours he lay on his back i didnt left him to do it a lot turn her around and start fucking her he continue to jerk off after some time she start gave him blowjob while i fucked her doggy this guy shoot super huge load probably didnt get action for years this happen few more times till we where there she never let him fuck her tho
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sry for bad englando
Be me decide to go to nude beach in France with my mate while on holiday. Get to the beach it was really full 80% were men aged between 16 and 35 soon realised this was a popular nude beach for faggots
>still we didn't care the other 20% were fit women
>didn't have much competition to fuck them either
>I'm lying naked on my back with my knees bent pointing upwards
>my mate noticed a million fags staring at my ball sack
>i realised it was my virgin brown eye they could see
>couldn't believe the attention I was getting
>decide to become homo get virgin brown eye fucked love it
>get best blow job ever had by young French dude
>return home to shitty England become straight again
And tell mate if he ever tells anyone I'm a fag on holidays I will stab him to death.Next time go to France by myself cos love the cock
>>699418487
Go to nude beach in southern california. See some naked guy pick up two topless skanks.
>>699446571
Forgot to mention he was wearing a fedora KEK
European here, live on the Mediterranean.
Go to any random beach and there will be women doing topless sunbathing. It's pretty much socially acceptable, and if you just have got sunglasses on, you can creep discretely all you want. And it will usually be better looking girls than you would find on a naturalist place.
Be me I'm French live next to nudist beach
>see young English dude lying on his back with legs up so I can see his virgin chocolate starfish
>give him some bullshit suck his cock and fuck him
>he comes back to France as much as possible
>he'll stab me to death if he finds out I gave him aids
>>699419519
Looks like high maintenance from this view
>>699420466
FBI approves
>>699447211
hahaha thats mah boy!!
>>699439335
lol at the end of the video they start making fun of his tiny ass dick
>>699420678
10/10 would cum again
>>699422010
apartment?? you mean basement right?
>>699422102
You mean Kos, not Los?
>>699422775
I seriously hate creeps like you. Why the fuck would you even go around doing shit like that?
Some creep was taking photos of my gf once, lucky for him he disappeared into the fucking forest, or else I would have fucking killed him.
>>699427687
>forces her reproductive parts in my mouth
I've got bad news anon. That wasn't a girl.
>>699439464
>Used to go there a lot when I was younger with the parents.
>Be about 15, miss Ice Cream boat but see it stop at nudey section.
>Ask parents for money and go queue.
>In queue, turn around and see 11/10 12-14yr old behind me, fully nude, golden brown, perky tits and beautiful thin bush.
>Many faps were had to that vision that holiday!
>>699422508
kek.
>>699436417
He meant bureaucrats, its figure of speech morty!!
>>699446412
got more pics of her? she's hot!!
>>699439583
look at a goddamned map retard
>>699446472
>become straight again
>love the cock
>>699418692
Found same beach.
>be me in noosa with gf
>hike through forest and turn up at beach
>had no idea it was a noodist beach but omg noodist convention going on right then and there. Had to be a good 200-300 people there all nood playing games and shit.
>we decide when in Rome... I was whitest of white amongst a sea of tanned naked skin.
>I remember one real qt3.14 there as we were in the ocean but couldn't pay too much attention bc gf is with me.
>back on our towels, now horny as Fuk.
>decide to leave bc my chubb won't remain as such for much longer
>Fuk the brains out of gf 20m off trail in the forest
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
Pic not related but I wish it was.
>>699418692
Caarrrlos!
>>699423327
How do you do the helicopter with a rager
>>699446412
>Greentext
>Newfag
>>699420678
>>699438182
Look at this beach, it's not even a beach it's literally hell made of small rocks that look like they would stab you at any chance they got. I wouldn't even walk on that shit bare foot if Megan fox said she would shove one of her 5 inch man hand fingers up my ass to pinpoint my prostate.
>>699436845
>not a fag but love to fuck my ass
>not a fag
>fag
>>699441229
Because someone you can't see is on the right idiot.
>>699445809
>cape can
>Florida in general
How did you not know it was going to be all faggot ass retired men
>>699438934
Such cum. Much thanx
>>699418487
Go with GF
Lots of old people
One old guy constantly relocating near us
But most of the time it was fun
>>699436740
nice
>>699439335
i need more of this
>>699423222
LMFAO!! underrated comment, right here
>New Teen Sex Board.
http://live-for.pw
>>699418487
>be me
>never been to a nude beach
how in the fuck is this shit still not 404'd? damn
>>699455043
Its been going forever
I heard a guy on a shota thread talking about all the shota-esque boys he sees so I considered going but I feel like I'd just see a bunch of old dick
>>699456002
jesus christ, someone call hansen, we got a live one here
>>699456363
Hello? FBI? Yes, there was a guy on the internet who said he was gonna go to a nude beach to see underaged guys
>be 11
>dad is a hippie and takes me to nude beach
>he is sunbathing and I go exploring
>walk through a grove of trees
>see guy, probably 45 jerking off
>hide behind tree watching
>guy yells "if you want a better look you can come here."
>walk over, guy is jerking off massive cock, bigger than my dad's
>he asks if I like it
>I say no
>he says, it looks like you like it and points to my hard on
>He asks if I want to touch it
>it is really warm and hard
>he puts his hand over mine and jerks himself off
>cums a bucket all over my hand
>Never seen cum before, start playing with the slimy stuff
>he pulls my hips forward and starts sucking my cock
>OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS AMAZING
>Have my first orgasm, not sure if I shot because he was sucking
>my knees get weak and I almost fall over
>he stops sucking
>I say I need to go and run back to my dad
>dad is still sunbathing
>he asks me if I blew my nose into my hand because it looks like I had dried snot on it.
>>699456643
ANOTHER ONE!?
