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Is there any logical way I can salvage this social situation with coming off as autistic /b/?
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I might actually need professional help
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LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM A GIRL HAS A CRUSH ON HIM LOOK AT HIM

Happy OP?
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You're a moron and you've already lost.
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Just ask her what she wants. A date? Or just a hangout? Or maybe a 3 night orgy?
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>>699413337
>>699413443

Kek. You already fucked up plenty of times at it seems. No salvation for you
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>>699413443
Tell her how big your dick is, but in a classy way.
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>>699413443
She just insulted the fuck out of you. I'd ignore her for being a bitch.
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Depends OP, wether you're interested in her or not.

If you're not interested in her then tell her to get over herself and stop creeping on you.

If you are interested then ask her out on an informal date.

Also, pic of chick?
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>>699413443
She has accepted that you are an autist and still likes you. How is it hard to continue this conversation.
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>>699413777
Trips has spoken.
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>>699413735
Should I actually do this?
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>>699413337
>>699413443
Just ask her out faggot
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Tell her to fuck off, she seems like a bitch.
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>>699413842
No...
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>>699413718
A slap across the fucking face. If this is real, that bitch is way out of line.
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>>699413842
lul no. Just ask the bitch out.
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>>699413826
This
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>>699413826
I'm not sure if interested in her or not. I like her more than most people but then again I don't really like people that much
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>>699413842
No, son. No.
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"Ok so when do you wanna fuck?"
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I have cancer
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>>699414005
Tell her you didn't see her in that light and that you just want to be friends at the moment.
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>>699413777
Right OP. Lucky 7 trips would never lie.
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>>699413337
if your interested in her just say

>My bad, I guess I have always been a bit nervous around you, I would like a chance to show you i'm not actually like this, how about we go see a movie or something?

or

>oh shit im sorry,
>what? my daddy told me not to be ashamed of my dick.
>it gets bigger when I pull on it,
>mmmmmmmmm
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>>699414005
Fuck her or just kill yourself.
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>>699414005
Jeez. She basically asked you to ask her out. What more do you need? Her coming over and spreading her legs saying "did I make it clear yet?
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>hey look a girl likes me!
>ask her out
>idk man I don't like people that much! I am so deep and fucked up in the head I am afraid I fit nowhere

I bet you have as your fb info that you hate people ha?

Just off yourself we all can see you want to look cool in a random image board, how sad is your life? Just tell this whale yes and stop pretending you are some kind of special human who hates the world, you are nothing more than an autistic faggots, who knows, maybe she even has a bet to ask you out that's why she tries so hard lmao hope is that, bye bye faggot
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>>699414005

Just post a pic already faggot
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>>699414005
You remind me of a young autistic me. Just ask the bitch out, you'll regret it later when she's getting plowed by other dudee and you're at home jerking off. No matter how much you try to convince yourself that you don't "like" people. People don't like you, and you reject them before you can be rejected. Stop being a pussy. You'll become a wizard with that attitude.
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>>699414184
You are really autistic anon.
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>>699413777
This. If a girl says she's out of your league, she's not. Anyone who actually is would never need to make it explicit.
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>>699414270
this

this thread is now cringe thread
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>>699413443
She thinks she's out of your league. You might as well end it.
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>>699414005
just by the way shes describing you I doubt you are what most would consider

>gettin pussy of the reg

dont be retarded ask her out. who gives a shit if your not sure if you like her, you'll find the fuck out when ur in her pants
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>>699414184
Movies are terrible dates if you mean at the theatre.
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>>699414214
Virgin detected
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>>699414347
Yeah that's pretty rude but keep in mind she's probably just a dumb bitch
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>>699414436
i was more along the line of netflix and chill
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>>699414527
>how about we go see a movie
>actually meant Netflix
Don't change your story faggot
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>>699414333

Happened to me from 16-20. I didn't really like any girls from school. Idk why. Maybe porn or too high expectations. Who knows. But i missed like 3-4 girls that are a legit 7-8/10. Idk what was wrong with me at that time. Regret it sooo much. Just be a man and date here. You'll like it OP and if you don't then just break up afterwards.
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>>699414527
Watch magic mike with her
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>>699414486
?????
How does that relate. We are justhelping anon get laid.
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>>699414184
Wow have you ever said that to a girl? How far in the autistic spectrum are you? I bet you are in the top 100 globally, I am almost certain you have said poems to girls you just added on Facebook randomly, I feel sorry for you
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>>699414527
Invite her to the local sandwich joint. She'll probably get the hint
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>>699414450
OP being a virgin it's his best advice he sounds like he'll be noncommittal for the rest of his life if he doesn't get his dick wet.
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>>699413337
Honestly op if you really are this autistic and a girl is basically asking you to ask her out, just go for it
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>>699414615
Your right, netflix does not have movies
u got me im a huge fag
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>>699414642
Yeah that's what I'm saying, anon should ignore the rude comment because she's probably just a dumb bitch who doesn't understand how rude she is being. Sex is always worth it, but I seriously doubt OP can seal the deal.
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>>699414745
>trying this hard not look like an idiot

You already fucked up, no one knows who you are just move on loser
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>>699414720
>if you miss out on sex 1 time you'll be a virgin for life

And that's why I can tell you are a virgin.

The way you put pussy on a pedestal.
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>>699414673
I am imagining OP is beta as fuck, i'm trying to write in his words.

I would never be in this situation
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Guys
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Knock that bitch off her high horse, talking about some "im out of your league you should of jumped at the chance to be with me", that little precious bitch.

Tease her like she's your sister or something.
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>>699414834
You won't be a virgin for life but you will probably regret it for life... Not that anon btw
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Guys I need you to tell me exactly what to say
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>>699414927
dude, GTFO! this wont end well---
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>>699414927

Congrats OP.

You took the most beta option that was possible
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>>699414817
No fuck this I want you to know who the fuck I am
my name is jean hurley
and I live in scottsdale arizona
but I know dudes in Phoenix and they would fuck you up
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>>699414927
Holy shit we said ask her out don't ask her if she fucking likes you. Are you in the 7th grade?
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>>699414927
nooooooooooo dude why didnt u ask us if that was a good thing to say you retard, its safe to say you blew it and i really hope your just a troll OP, i legit feel bad for your autism
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PiKik
Fake
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>>699414834
Really depends how old OP is. "Not staying a virgin forever" isn't the point, if he really wanted to he could find an escort.
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So fucking fake dude get the fuck out of here you fucking piece of trash nobody believes this fucking moose meat
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>>699414988
"lol sorry that was my brother he is acoustic, I do like you, why else would I be here at 4 am? Do you want to come over tomorrow?"
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>>699414817
I know who he is, please stop making fun of my friend
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>>699414988
Okay this is fake. Girls just don't talk like this.
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>>699414927

isn't she a pushy bitch, don't take her shit sitting down. Don't date this bitch unless she's willing to do what you want.

tell her, "you're way out of my league honey, you're better off trying to create world peace and i've never thought women to be a rare commodity, you're not special."
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>>699414988

Just tell her she is very beatiful so much hat uou didn't believe that she was into you. That you were too nervous to get her and that you have realized how beatiful / [add nice words girls like] she is and that you love to have a date with here
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>>699414988
"I'm gay, haven't you noticed? Meaning I'd never ask a cunt out"
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>>699414988
"Ok so when do you want to fuck?"
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Where are the nudes of that girl?
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>>699414988
Sorry no I'v had a bit to drink, Lets hang out sometime soon
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>>699415015
You probably only leave your house to get bullied at school, you know nobody go to sleep before your mom finds out there is light coming out of your room Timmy
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>>699414988
If your gonna go full beta just say I thought you were just being nice to me. I didn't think you'd like me in that way cuz you are so gorgeous. But if this isn't a mean joke id love to take you on a date tomorrow night.
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>>699414927

great way to take nobodies advice, even after asking for it.

>Bait detected, not a real conversation
>OP is just talking to himself
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>>699415124
"Fictionary dictionary" sounds legit
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>>699415173
Op has already dug himself a grave, you don't need to hand him a shotgun and play nirvana
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>>699414156
Sorry m8
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>>699413443
>Everyone thinks I'm out of you league

Is this high school?
Drop her.
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>>699415289
>implying anything on /b/ isn't fake
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>>699415289
Fr any girl that was this pushy would be getting dicked already.
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>>699414184
Fucking kek
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Op where are you goddammit? I find this thread pretty amusing
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>>699415245
How does this sound?
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>>699415445
Op is busy typing fake responces
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>>699415509
send fag
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>>699413443
Fucking Tom....
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>>699415509
no you retard, ask when she wants to fuck
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>>699415509
She offered sex, don't lowball her to a movie date. Ask her to come over to your house
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>>699415509
Fucking idiot left his regular Kik notifications on like a retard, abandon this fake ass thread everyone
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>>699415509
Add and head back to my place after for dinner at the end and you may have saved ur ass OP
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>>699415509
jesus christ you're digging yourself into a deeper hole using there. also, this is going to end in "reply to this post or your mother dies tonight" isnt it?
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Kek
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>>699415509
send.
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>>699415509
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>>699414834
>putting OP's life on a pedestal
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>>699415645
Explain this to me? I don't use kik
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>>699415667
Get nudes
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>>699413337
Ask her if she's messing with you. Good things like this don't happen everyday and you don't want to make a fool of yourself. You think she's out of your league, too.

Something like that, polish it. Make it look better.
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>>699415667
I can't find it can you post her profile
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>>699415667
top kek haha
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>>699414927
>>699414988
>>699415509
Ok. This thread is a bait. I refuse to believe. I just dont
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>>699415509

I better hope you are trolling
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>>699415667
Ohhhhhh shit son
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>>699415509
Just play it off as you accepting that she's into you or some shit. You're doing good, I guess.
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>>699415927
>top kek haha
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Yeah this is pretty hard to believe. If it's real than I'm really happy for you, OP must be a stud.
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>>699415667

I usually would never promote cock blocking but this stupid fuck deserves it for being so thick.
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Okay I tried to make it sound more casual guys
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op is not a fag
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>>699415867
Yes this.
If you ask her out right after she said that she liked you and stuff you are to easy to get for her and she will lose the interest.
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>>699415509

That is terrible.

If you are dtf then just send: when you put it like that, beautiful, i am dtf so cross that borderline and let's do this. Maybe afterwards I won't be so retarded when I talk to you.
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>>699416157
Thank you. I believe my advice is shit, but others take it anyway.
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>>699416243
lol
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>>699415509

Wtf OP. Are you really so dumb?
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>>699415509
It sounds good Anon, but it might be handy to put an apology in there as well. She's obviously hurt by you 'ignoring' her. You probably didn't mean it this way, but apparently it's how it felt for her. Before asking her out, I'd personally say something like:

> I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. I thought you were just being nice to me, I can be quite blind when it comes to things like this.

Then ask her out:

> But I would love to go out with you if you can forgive me. Let me make it up to you by ...(insert date idea here)
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>>699414988
>I thought you'd jump at it since everyone thinks I'm out of your league
That sets off tons of red flags. She sounds arrogant and if she knows she's out of your league then it won't take much for her to just drop you. Sorry, just my opinion
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>>699416243
>bestest
Ew.
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>>699416243
kek
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>>699416243
This thread just became inretesting
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>>699416243
>bestest internet buddy
Fucking kek
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>>699416243
15 keks
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>>699416243
>kek
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>>699416243
Fucking post her profile
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So I tried to make it more casual
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>>699416243

> he's my bestest internet buddy

Kek. Anon just say tom is gay and you're his bf
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>>699416319
This sounds good to me, too. Red flags thing below the reply also sounds about right, or could just mean that she's told other people and that's what they've responded with, so she knows other people think that.
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>>699416243
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Op aint getting laid, ever, once this gets out, and it will since girls.

Have a fun life Tom!
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>>699416424

Dude, you're already fucked.
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>>699416424
Something about you makes me sad op. Just delete this thread and go meet her and never comback in here. For your and her good
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>>699416243
Super kek
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>>699416424
This is now least of your problems
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>>699416424
too late buddyboy
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>>699416424
She's being a bit of a bitch OP... A relationship is going to end poorly with her because from the messages she already sees herself as better than you.
You need to fuck this girl and that's it
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OP can we get a picture of her i need to know why your so torn about this bitch
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>>699416424
dude if this is real, for fucks sake what is wrong with you
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She will cheat on you 90% sure
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Tell her that Tom is a script kiddie who posts her pics to fap threads.
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Guys what the fuck
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Tell her that tom is gay and you're his bf
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she sounds like the sluts I fucked when I was in high school. they got out of their way to get your attention, after they get your cum they set their eyes on some other poor bastard.
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>>699416669
>6669
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>>699416718

Hahahahahahahahahah
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>>699416718
Top kek
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>>699416718
u're so fucked, now post pic of her face
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goddamnit Tom, you are socially retarded
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>>699416718
That's what you get for fuking up an being a beta
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>>699416754
>6-6-6-9!!!
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>>699416718
and that is why you don't look for help in 4chan you fucking retard
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>>699416718
Just run to the hills op. Our job in here is done.
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This thread is getting interesting I say as I proceed to spam the update button
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>>699416718
fucking rip
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>>699416718
>tfw OP is samefagging against himself, and fictional probably isn't real
Fuck it. If watching soap operas is acceptable, keep going, OP. Make me proud.
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>>699416825

Top kek. Fero our man
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>>699416825
Bruh, that's the best like you could have droped fot Tom. Best wingman ever
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>>699416718
He got the girl and you guys are gonna ruin it. Looks like he came to the wrong place for /adv/
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>>699416825
lulz
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>>699416825
zozzle
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>>699416825
milkdude
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>>699416825

Nothing says alpha than an Internet bestest buddy going to bat for you.
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top fucking kek
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>>699416825
Dude... he's fucked now.
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>>699416914
>TFW op is white Knight beta fag.
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>inb4 OP is Tom & Fero at the same time
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WE NEED PICS OP!
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>>699416825
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OP, salvage this. Tell her someone (a friend, brother?) took your phone and posted your texts online. Do it before they send her this thread.
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>>699416990
tom you fagget!
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>>699416948

1. He didn't follow our advice
2. He didn't take any proper measure like blurring her name. This is how thinks are
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>>699416948
>/b/
>omg why you were mean!!
>thinking anywhere in the Internet is here to help autistic fags

lol please an hero nigger
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>>699416825
my sides
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>>699416990
SEND SCREENSHOT OF THREAD.
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>>699416990
POST HER FUCKING KIK OR YOUR A LIER AND SAMEFAG
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>>699416990
bugpen
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>>699416990
Topzozzle!
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>>699416990
>>699416990
TOP FUCKING KEK!
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>>699416990
she sounds like a bitch.
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>>699416948

No shit. It amazes me after 10 years on here that so many dumb cunts still fall for it and ask for help.
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>>699417065
OP do this now.
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>>699416990
why is there a weird shadow around the pic?
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>>699417123
All beta females with good looks are that way.
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OP, ask her what the guy's Kik is and give it to /b/ to fuck with
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>>699417140
thats weird af
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>>699416990
op, this bitch right here is a keeper. she believes in you and thinks pretty highly of you even though you're a loner. get your dick ready because you need to get balls deep in this pussy, boy.
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>>699417140
The new iPhone allows you to have a "3D" like movement with any photos, so if you take a ss it has a shadow, from when you move the iPhone
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Samefags erry where
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Fucking Normie slut
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GUYS WHAT THE FUCK STOP PLEASE
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OP you fucked m8
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>>699416990
4gag
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OP, tell her to block him NOW.
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>>699417140
I take the screenshot through Quicktime so i don't have to send it from my phone to my laptop.
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>>699417065

Yeah, cos that's a legit excuse and not used by every twitter troll who has ever been caught out.
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>>699416990
get a pic of tom
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>>699415667
>>699416243
>>699416825
look at the time at the top of each screenshot, fake as fuck
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>>699417090
It's fictionarydictionary you retard
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>>699417273
fucking retard. either fess up and abandon thread to try and salvage this shit on your own, or lie and make shit worse.
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>>699417273
TELL HER YOU THINK SOMEONE IS ON YOUR KIK ACCOUNT
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>>699417273
>kekkekekek
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>>699417273

Zozzle
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>>699417273

I don't care if it's fake, this is just gold
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>>699417273
sorry OP you should've went to >>>/adv/
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>>699417075
The entire situation is probably fake.
>>699417076
I came to see a show. I don't care about OP. Calm down faggot.
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>>699417273
>I'm getting spammed with dicks now

TOP FUCKING KEK M8
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>>699417273
>>699417303
ITS BAIT GUISE
samefag
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>>699417359
OP DO THIS RIGHT NOW OR YOURE FUCKED
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>>699417273
Ayyyylmao
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>>699417273
Fucking kek
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>>699417322
Yeah, idiot didn't even bother to fake it properly
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>>699413337
>>699413337
>Is there any logical way I can salvage this social situation with coming off as autistic /b/?

Step 1: don't have important conversations over text message you fucking coward millennial.
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OP dun goof'd
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>>699413337
Just say 'well you saw me too and didn't came to me too or?' dunno
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Well is it fake did any of you guys send dick pics
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>>699417498
Sure why not?
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>>699417315
you got a better idea dumbass?
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Send pics of messages if you sent a dick pic
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Op. Tell her that you got your kik hacked
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Please somebody screencap this shit.
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this thread is top zozzle
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>>699413337
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is this screencapped yet
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>>699417303
"this is what happens if you want to date one of us"
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>>699416424
>tried
>casual

You see the problem here, right?
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what a good time this is
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>>699417322
>>699417409
>>699417472
You guys are literally retarded. You can connect your phone to your laptop to take screenshots and videos you idiots.
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>mfw Sunday morning thread is gold
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Someone screencap this shit
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>>699417635
>>699417579
This isn't even that good tbh. Just wait to see if it gets better.
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>>699413337
ABORT NIGGA ABORT YOU GONE BIG FELLA
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OP here u assholes ruined it for me
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>>699417812
Hey op, tell her to talk to fucking kek
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>>699417812
what is she saying now?
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>>699417812
OP you ruined it when you posted her kik in a kik thread.
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OP you dun goofed mate
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>>699416243
Oh fuck op is screwed lol
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Can I be in the screencap please?
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>>699417812

You ruined it for you. You came on here and asked for advice. You didn't just fucking man up and take the initiative straight away,instead asking retarded questions to both her and us. You also didn't adequately protect who you were talking to.

Ya dun goofed, OP. You can't blame the vultures for picking a twitching carcass.
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Op nearly got laid but the newfag gods didnt allow it
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Maybe still hope op?
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>>699418011
>This
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>>699418048
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>>699418048
Fuck off white knight
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Mfw reading this thread
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>>699413337
>>699413443
In a discussion weird as this, it doesn't really matter how you continue it. I guess the logical action would be to apologize and explain yourself... or push stronger, and get her apologize -- something which isn't going to happen with anybody who's sane...
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>>699418076
Youre a good guy, +1 karma
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Hey it's ya boi op/tom here at 4:59 pet!
Tbh this was some pretty weak-ass bait but we had some fun right?
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>>699418048
>>699418076

fucking whiteknight
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>>699418076
This. Great guy right here.
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>>699418145
Rite
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>>699418076

It's like when you think you're helping but really you're just burying him deeper.
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>>699418048
>>699418076
based white knight
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>>699418146
Lol do you even know what a white knight is
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>>699418125
>>699418146
you have the wrong definition of whiteknight, lads
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>>699418076
Based anon saving OP's hide.

Let the social retard get laid for once /b/
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>>699418145
Okay I'll be honest I actually got some legit advice in this thread
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>>699417273
>>699417812
this chicks into you, tell her you've asked for advice on an online forum because you didnt want to fk things up with her
she realizes you're socially awkward but still likes you, she'll get over it
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>>699418076
telling girl "hes a nice guy" you just fucked up more then any of those so called faggots
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>>699418171
Agreed
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>>699418125
>>699418146
Fuck you

>>699418142
>>699418171
Thnx
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>>699418076
Negro, I was wingmanning as hard as I could and you fucked it up. Good job you fucking jew.
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>>699418048
rules 1 an 2 newfag
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>>699418146
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>>699418231
Legitimate advice number one. Don't be a faggot.
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>>699418252
v-v-v-v-virgin
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Got your back OP
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>>699418289
this
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>>699418394
see>>699418289
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>>699418394
We all doing gods work
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>>699418394
That's it, we're going to help him. Awesome work guys!
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>>699413443
Hey, my name's Tom as well!
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>>699418449
Post rules
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>>699418284
you are a saint my friend. good job
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>>699418477
Shit tier name, m8.
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>>699418490
lurk more
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>>699418477
Enough with the Tomfoolery
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>>699418463

>he just has a few brain cells missing

Kek
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>>699418394
gj, well done
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>tom on suicide watch
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>>699418537
Oh ho ho i see what you did there summerfag
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There's still hope Tom. Kek
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OP is kill?
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Whiteknights just ruined a good thread
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>>699418572
kek
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>>699418620
and you just ruined it more with your furry shit congrats
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>>699418537
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>>699416990
Wow, she actually sounds like a decent catch. DON'T FUCK THIS UP TOM YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
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>>699418620
No you wanted to fuck someone's chance up why is your life that fucked for real get a grip he asked for help its all he wanted
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Of course she isn't going to be at all freaked out at a bunch of random strangers telling her that despite him posting their entire convo on a messageboard and leaving her exposed to dozens of trolls messaging her all sorts of shit, he's a really nice guy.

Not freaked out at all, in fact it's the stuff that will melt a million pairs of panties.

Fucking stupid cunts
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>>699418620
Just becz your a summerfag and relize you have no chance with a woman, doesnt mean its the end of the tread, just means you need to go back to 9gag faggit
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omg i feel like we're really fucking up

>>699418591
>i think about it

at the start she was desperately craving his cock

wtf are you doing ???
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>>699418394
You do realise you are making it worse for OP ?

When did moralfags get so retarded kek
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How did a thread go so bad so fast?
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>>699418620
They didn't ruin it, you are just a virgin faggot that enjoys denying people the chance to get their dick wet because you get rejected by any girl you try talking to.
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>>699418719
think about the silly story they'll tell their kids one day. about how their autistic father went to 4chan for help and spilt his spaghetti.
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Update
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>>699418728
This.
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This is top tier straight out of 2007
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This thread got stale af
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>>699418490
kys
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>>699418076
>>699418048
I actually feel bad for tom. It seems he doesnt have much friends and is probably autistic virgin.

Thanks.
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>>699418620
/b/ truly is dead right
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>>699418526
Y u mean tho
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>>699418815
>nice lyrics
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oi OP. shes messing with you, she knows about /b/ her kik was posted on here before. She did send nudes tho and i must say she is hot af solid 9/11. Btw if its the same ferro, shes been talking to him for ages
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>>699418815
>treat our bro right
She said she was out of his league, it's going to be a short and parasitic relationship
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>>699418851
And so was your mom last night summerfag
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>>699418815

You're actually helping because you're even more aspie than Tom.
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holy fuck that bitch is high school
if you get involved with her, you deserve everything that is coming to you
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Poor dude, why wouldn't you blur anything(?)
That's one lesson
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>>699418865
>kys get out of here you fucking retard 4chan is not for kids
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>>699418815

There is not one thing that Tom has fucking posted that confirms Fictionary is a chick.

We are trying to get an autistic GAY Tom to fuck a GAY dude named Paul, and right now Paul is in heaven because he's getting spammed with dicks.
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Wonder what Tom's doing atm
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>>699418914
>bag of dicks

>>699418905
Cheers m9
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>>699418815
>but in the end it doesnt even matter
90s fag right there nice tie into song lyrics
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>>699418965
HA
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>>699418048
>>699418076
>>699418394
>>699418463
>>699418591
I hate to say it guys and i know your hearts are in the right place but this fags got a point, he aint getting that chance anymore. Sorry OP >>699418774
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>>699418940
I am an actual aspie. So fucking what.
>sperglord meme supreme
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>>699418048
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>>699418950
I dated a girl like this for 4 years. the only anime she would ever watch was dragon Ball. she loved the shit. I cheated on her with my ex (current wife) for 3 of those years because I didn't have the heart to break it off with her. had to end up hooking her up with an equally autistic friend.
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>>699419000
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>>699419110
You got a problem
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This is all fake and gay.
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>>699419181
Someone's got the right idea
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I hope OP screencaps this and comes back here when and if he actually goes on a date with her or fucks her..
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>>699419181
You are fake and gay.
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>>699419139
I really, really, really like this image!
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>>699419170
do tell me what my problem is please
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>>699419070

I never doubted you were. It was screaming out of your post. I'm sure she's in sperglord heaven right about now between you, Tom and the rest of you head punchers telling her he's a pretty cool guy.
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>>699419246
save it, it's all yours Lori.
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>>699419134
woah you you cheated on her for 3 years with your current wife
you really made her a cuckqueen
poor girl
and you're an asshole
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>>699419271
you like sucking dicks.
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/thread
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>>699419271
You like fucking other peoples lives up and then you laugh
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>>699419300
we're in /b/ we're all a little fucked up here m8.

nice dubs by the way.
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>>699419311
hit the nail right on the head
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Well, OP. All I have to say now is good luck, faggot
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>>699419311
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Talking to her now, OP isn't responding to her texts.
OP YOU BITCH SHE UNDERSTANDS AND LIKES YOU!! SORT IT OUT MATE
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As a first time poster on this terrible website I think all ad you are very mean on our autistic friend, Tom
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>>699415667
HAH, Good choice
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>>699419371
i did not partake in this tomfoolery, m8, i've simply been having a good giggle over here
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OP DONT BE A FAGGOT
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Get that pussy, you fucking faggot and get off this fucking site
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>>699419396
i hope you will suffer for what you did
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OP SHE LIKES YOU AND IS WORRIED M8
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>>699419468
He hates us now. White Knight or not, He's probably just trying to ignore everything from embarrassment WE TRIED OP
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>>699419601
fucking cunt breath, what, did some bitch do the same thing to you or something?
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Just ask her to come over and sex her already. FUCKING BEAT HER PUSSY UP.
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That raid was mediocre

1/9gag
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>>699418620
You must eat dicks for a living summerfag, get off the big boys chat and go back to 9gag, there are people who are trying to get tom lucky, unlike you who cant get laid, and cant keep it up unless its for his dad or for his paster in church, you neec to go back to 9gag and leave this to the people who have been laid, and who get that shit on a daily basis not a summerfag who has no idea what a g spot is and how to reveil the hood of the woman clit, nah i bet youve never seen a pair of tits, you need to leave SUMMERFAGS ARE NO LONGER WELCOME GO BACK TO SCHOOL M8
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>>699419660
or he's contemplating suicide , its a possibility
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>>699413337
What's the current status?
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>>699419709
>>699418793
>>699418728
Cry more

>waaaaa go back to 9gag waaaa
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>>699418965
This guy gets it
Well played OP
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op is crying into his pillow right now. nigger won't even talk to this lady. op, if you aren't messaging her, I'm going to try and fuck her.
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Okay faggots, point to one thing OP posted or said that confirms that he is talking to a chick.

All of the screenshots say "have sex" "out of your league" and are totally gender neutral.

We are just automatically assuming that OP is a guy chasing a girl. In reality, OP is a gay and trying to get with another gay.

And we have made both of these gays happy by sending them dicks. Nice work.
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>>699369823
OH SHIT!!!! MOOOODDDDSSSS
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>>699419771
He dead
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>>699419837
Kek, go back to your gay furry thread you beta faggot
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>>699419837
Oh yeah totally cryin over a summerfag
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>>699419682
you were in a relationship for 4 years
you cheated on your "autistic girlfriend" for 3 years
later you made that fuckmeat on the side your wife
because apparently your gf was just too autistic for you

i can imagine how that broke her heart and happiness

she was probably just a nice innocent girl
but what can you do, for an anon like you that's simply too autistic
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R.I.P
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>>699419709

Fuck. This is now what folk claiming to be oldfags on this board have become. Absolute simpering arseholes who want to 'help'.

You're the cancer mate. In 10 years on here I'm finally satisfied that You're the cancer that's killing the board.
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I'm not op but I'm talking with op now he's still alive but you guys fucked him up...
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Update

She's going round his house to make sure he's okay

OP SHES COMING, PUT ON AFTERSHAVE AND THROW THAT NOOSE OUT THE WINDOW. PUSSYS ON ITS WAY
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>>699419992
>fuckmeat on the side
I was with her first, made a bad decision and got with this other bitch. yeah I cheated but I hooked her up with the dude she's been with for the last 5 years. they even have a kid now. imagine if i never acted like a massive faggot to her? she may not have that child and that happiness she has now, she might still be watching gt DVDs in her basement.
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OP fucked himself over postin' here
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>>699420158
post proof.
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>>699420078
Kek tell him to talk with her and fix this shit up
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>>699420246
Will do
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>>699420158
If this true then OP's a lucky son of a bitch
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>>699419660
>>699419053
>>699420078
Told you
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>>699420078
tell him that she's on her way to make sure he's okay.
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>>699419983
>>699419987
>beta
>summerfag
Cant come up with a better insult? Or are you guys so used to being called that you forward it on to who ever you don't like
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>>699420219
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>>699420189
yes she's so happy now and it's all thanks to you
what a hero you are anon really
she probably felt great about being cheated on with your ex
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>>699420411
op gone git his dick licked tonight bois
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>>699420411 how the fuck you managed to do that shit?
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>>699420457
sometimes ignorance is bliss my friend, just because I did something shitty to her, doesn't mean she knows that I did it.
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