In this thread we poorly describe games and the others have to guess, I'll start:
>technological magic and shit
>LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE!
>Bugs everywhere
>Boring as fuck after 2 hours playing
PIC not related
>>699393439
halo
>>699393439
Nier
>>699393592
Nope
>die often
>collect currency from those u kill
>use currency to become stronker
>fight others now and then
>>699393685
Nope, here are some more hints:
>Climb dem tower!
>Get high on music
>>699393760
Ratchet and clank. Obviously
this is a good thread. something new for once
>shit tier
>nyc
>run up and down the streets most of the time
>repetitive as fuck
>loot system is retarded
>waste of 60$
>>699393760
Dark souls or bloodborne
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK
>F- oh shit that looks cool
>FUCK
>>699393760
dark souls
>>699393988
no mans sky
>>699393988
No man's sky
>>699393903
Division
>>699393903
Saints Row
>>699394066
Nope
>Have a mustache, why not
>PETA dun goffed
>Save girl several times
>End up in friendzone
>>699394214
obviously mario
>>699393760
River City ransom?
>Snow fucking everywhere
>Vanilla is shit
>There are monsters
>>699393988
Darksouls
>be a cool guy
>get mixed up with three idiots
>one is an annoying bitch
>one is a mentally ill vietnam vet
>and there's a nigger
>you gotta make your way somewhere
>on the way you get mauled, strangled, ripped apart, puked on and facefucked
>>699394258
A winrar is you, next:
>Edgy as fuck
>Cringy as fuck
>the 3rd was ok
>weebs hate the last one released
>Wake up
>Fucking mayor
>wut.jpg
>Fuckers expect you to run an entire city
>Turns out to be easier than you expected
>like way easy
>turn off game dont play again
>>699394524
Animal Crossing
>>699394524
sims
>>699394661
Nope.
>>699394513
Fire Emblem Fates?
>>699394737
Nope. Not god.
>>699394524
Tropico
>>699394841
Nope. Not a dictator.
>>699394787
Nope, another hint:
>chick looks like mom, but i'd tap that ass
>wake up
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>the kid
>old man
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>the kid
>the kid
>asian
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>singing asian
>the kid
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>the kid
>>699394787
Like anyone ever has even played FE3. Weebs would like the last ones btw, they're basically waifu rpg's now
>>699394524
Fallout 4?
>>699394491
Left 4 dead
>>699394958
Final fantasy
>>699395063
Nope. Not a savior, just a plain mayor. Game made decent bank aswell.
>fucking massive sword
>hair looks good
>ALLAHU AkHBAR
>crush dies mid game
>>699393903
Gta4
>>699395266
Ff7
>>699393439
FFXII
>>699395156
Nope, more hints:
>weebs sad because: "this is not *protagonist*
>brother wants to kill you
>Kinda hard untill you understand how to combo
>>699395091
Winrar. Next:
>you think you're good at it, but you're not
>seriously, you're not
>that ain't falco
>>699395453
Good my sir
>>699394524
Citizens of Earth
>log on for the first time
>everyone else in the party is level 70+
>have no op except recruit
>dont know what to do in the start
>get immediately killed from some strange direction
>flamed by team
>hostage gets shot
>repeat
>>699395507
I pulled a beam sword on peach in a local tourney once, feels good man
>>699395464
Nope, another hint:
>phone's battery is shit and you should feel bad for it
>Big Brother
>>699395629
Payday 2
>>699393889
You should not be dying at all in Ratchet and Clank.
>>699394124
>Loot system
>NYC
>>699395349
>Loot system
>b rush
>>699394513
Saints row
>>699395780
nope
>>699395614
Nope
>>699394524
Bonus hints.
>You manage waste, pollution, traffic flow, budgets, city income
>Every fucking citizen has your twitter and buzzes non-stop pure degeneracy
>>699395825
CS:GO
Amen to that. News cast 9/11?
>Take turns dropping shit
>get rewards for linear gameplay
>absolutely no story line
>Old ass game, 9/10 gamers have played it
>>699395893
Nope, check the other hints above
>farming
>waifus
>>699395497
DMC
>>699395497
Devil may cry?
>>699395825
Cs:go
You're supposed to POORLY describe the game, Anon.
>>699395987
Harvest moon
>>699395987
Star dew valley/Harvest Moon?
>>699395497
Devil may cry
>>699393439
no mans sky
>>699395956
Sims city
>15 hours of super easy gameplay
>graphics are sick
>came out at the same time as the crew
>american guy with american name but you think the whole time that it's an indian name cuz of how the characters say it
>>699396011
>>699396042
A winrar is you!!
>>699395266
the crusades
>>699395987
Stardew valley
>>699396124
Nope. Not the sims.
>sad family
>grill thinks she's a frog
>ohshitimarobot.jpg
>flying TV
>make happy
>>699396048
>a rush?
>>699395956
City skylines
>>699395825
Arma 3
Future city flashy tracksuit fighting running around old game nostalgia
>Be the protagonist
> Fighting in the Civil War going on between nobles and peasants.
>Shit gets real
>Like Really Real
>Catholic Church behind it all
>>699393439
destiny
>>699396125
Farcry 4
>>699396123
Nope, check the hints above and here's a bonus one:
>Crippled friend
>>699396249
DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!
>>699393439
pokemon go ?
>>699395629
Rainbow 6: siege
>>699395976
Toejam & Earl?
>>699396417
dingdingding
>>699396336
Please learn to greentext so I don't have to deal with your bullshit
>Not enough minerals
>>699396344
Final Fantasy Tactics, what a wonderful game btw
>>699396344
Ass ass assins creed?
>>699396348
Nope
bike parts on lines
>>699395507
Dota 2/Peru Simulator
>>699394524
Cities Skyline
I'll accept two answers for this
>rpg
>loved by everyone despite being very average
>>699396472
Starcraft
>Main character barely-alpha normie
>Family killed
>Stops being a normie, pure alpha
>Drinks like Charlie Sheen
>Poppin' fools left and right dual-wielding pistols
>moba that was overhyped
>everyone stopped playing it after it came out
>was on all platforms
>3rd person but not omniscient like league or dota
>>699396472
Sc2/broodwar
>>699396344
Goat simulator
>>699396631
WoW or FF
>>699396631
fallout?
>>699396631
Mass Effect
>>699396631
Ff7?
>>699396647
Max Payne
>>699396500
Winrar, and yes it is.
>>699396647
Max Payne
>>699396680
Smite
Here's an easy one
>fight demon
>fight same demon on fire
>fight demon on bridge
>oh cool a dragon
>fight demon in small room
>fight demon under area where you fought another demon
>>699396680
Smite
Or
Paragon?
>>699396439
nope.
>it's a meme
>overhyped space game
>>699396810
Dark Souls
>>699396472
Starcraft
>the world is an illusion, exile
>>699396647
darkwatch
>>699396802
nice job
>>699396724
No
>>699396728
No
>>699396730
I said rpg autist
>>699396731
ff7 isnt average. its bad. I said average
>be this guy
>you gotta find your daughter
>try to bang her mom every chance you get
>try to bang every chick any chance you get
>flying demon baby
>flying demon ice boat
>finally find your daughter
>I'd bang her too
>>699396900
No Man's Sky
>>699396828
smite
>>699396680
Smite
>>699396680
Battleborn
>>699396959
yup
I'll bet your right
>>699396631
Skyrim
>>699396949
The Witcher?
>Wake up on island
>Become a well adjusted survivor within 10 minutes
>Decide to screw this Marxist hand out bs
>Go to capitalism land to make dosh
>Choose your dosh path
>Explore the world (if richfag)
>Explore downtown woopwoop (if poorfag)
>Buy a gf
>regret time wasted on game
>>699396336
Old game... fml.
>cancerous fanbase
>meant to be horror but really just looks retarded
>>699396920
PoE?
>be dead
>floating robot resurrects you
>go to Venus and punch robots to death
>buy spaceships n shit
>>699397134
Five Nights At Freddys
>>699397053
nop
I'll give hints for both:
>gameplay is overhyped because it doesnt matter
and for the other game
>combat was shit but people love it
>>699397134
FNAF... ew
>>699397174
Yea
Surprised anyone else actually played that game
>>699397074
Runescape
>>699397196
Destiny
>95% action 5% izi puzzles
>Took protagonist 4 games to score chic
>pretty average, but loved by most
>XBOX players can't have it
>>699397302
That game set me on the path to obesity and I dont regret it
>>699393903
News cast 9/11?
also here's mine
>>699395976
>not darksouls
>insanely fucking hard on easy
>pause whenever you want
>cheap
>fun
>amazing reviews
>>699397335
YESS!!
>>699394491
FF7?
>>699397376
Uncharted
>Game wants your best friend dead
>Barry Allen would you please quit fucking up the time line, god damn.
>>699396631
kotor
>>699397428
bound by flame
>golden spork
>blundergat
>>699397499
yeap
>>699397564
nope
>>699397302
Ya
>>699397389
Fuckin' disgust
>>699397526
I said average, not good.
>>699397376
Uncharted
>there will never be a 3
>>699397231
Just taking stabs in the dark at this point
Diablo
Fallout 4
Pokemon
Dark souls
>>699397298
Steam only says I have an hour logged, but I've probably played a couple days of it with friends. It's a shame it isn't more well known. Also, that skill tree is an RPG player's wet dream.
>>699397565
Zombies.
Specifically BO II.
>first half is good
>second half is shit
>god tier dlc makes up for bad second half
>game involves old men fucking dolls
>>699397653
Team fortress 2
Portal 2
Half life 2
batman
shrek
>find water chip
>find geck
>find dad
>find son
>>699397565
Call of Duty zombies
>>699395976
minecraft
>>699397061
Fuck yeah, give ciri some love.
>be russian
>nuke some aliens
>chase alien through moscow
>chase alien through metro falling into another dimension
>you're friends now
>being above ground practically means you're dead btw
>has a imaginary friend who kills
>plot is not well planned
>not bad, but almost there
>Wish I could've given that blowjob on the snow level...
>>699397683
yeet, probably my favorite game to date, servers suck on pc tho, bo3 is ass
>>699397134
Diablo!
>rpg
>really fun
>second half is tedious
>really cool plot twist
>>699394513
Devil May Cry?
>>699397671
True about the skill tree.
I'm about to hit 300 hours, feels like I'm just getting started
>RUSSIAN BIAS
>>699394111
absolutely
>>699393439
Fallout 4?
>>699397796
Fallout, specifically 3.
>>699393439
Watch dogs?
>>699397655
Still nop.
Was Undertale and Chrono Trigger.
If I said determinayshun it would be too easy
>>699397634
after BG2, kotor is the definition of fucking average.
>Guvment takes your family
>Kill your old friends and you can have your family back
>Kill old friends
>Heres your family back
>Guvment says fuck you kills you anyways
>Best game ever
>Literally felt sad that I lost him
>indie phone game
>text based
>dusty path
>going without weapons is beneficial
>spaceship
>>699397956
Not specific at all
>massively hyped
>was underwhelming
>underwhelmed people are depressed
>>699398041
RDR
>>699397819
metro 2033
>be in woods
>looking for friend
>get mugged
>chase after the fucker
>fall down a big hole
>he mocks you and dips
>one of his lackeys gets left behind and asks you to help find him
>>699396938
You're so edgy and cool
>>699398012
bg2?
>>699397880
yep, but another anon has already claimed this answer
>>699397819
Probaby one of the Metro games?
>>699398086
no mans sky
>>699398086
fallout 4
>barbed wire make people evil, inside
>evil guy in hoodie
>more barbed wires
>chasing a retard throughout most of the game
>>699394453
skyrim
>I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
>Go to Vegas, Get 1 point
>>699398086
No man's sky?
>>699398117
Majoras Mask
>>699397997
DING DING DING DING!!!
>>699398117
Alice in Wonderland
>>699398041
RDR best game ever. Multiplayer still kicks ass
>>699398156
>>699398159
The correct answer is every hyped game that's come out in the last 2 years
>>699398108
>>699398211
>>699398041
Red dead redemption
>>699398192
yuppers
I'm surprised it was that obvious.
>>699398170
M&B
>If mr robot and the matrix 3 buttfucked on a hot Saturday night
>2
>3
>4
>PIECE OF SHIT
>1
>>699395976
It's Connect Four
>>699396898
>it's a meme
>>699397812
>>699396439
>>699398298
you described word for word like 1 of 2 cutscenes that game has
>>699398117
Majora's Mask
>>699398164
evil within
>italian guy
>friends with fat american guy
>gun blazing
>fat friends turns against you, but not really
>ride to brothel in sick car, but not really
>the end, but not really
>>699397134
fnaf
>Friend is under a direct order to shut the fuck up
>Antagonist plans to destroy renamed Earth with lightning nukes.
>Ship fails to warp, tries to land
>Protagonist fires a nuke into his ship just as he enters the atmosphere
>All weapons on board detonate, killing entire enemy planet
>Welcome back, sir.
>>699398323
Battlefield?
>Walk around all day
>Play with balls
>Fucking mice everywhere
>>699398386
Yes!
>>699398193
Was a shit game. Clue gave me the answer right away. Surprised you even managed 2 hours. I got 20 minutes in and almost killed myself
>>699398408
you got it
>>699398129
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/baldurs-gate-ii-shadows-of-amn
The apex of the 90s style goldbox/isometric rpgs. Kotor was a massive backslide into rpg elements.
>Go faster in reverse
>Never lose
>You're probably a ghost
>card game
>difficult
>usually singleplayer
>>699398318
Portal
>>699393760
dark souls too easy try harder faggot.
Lets get a hard one:
>ps2
>buggy as shit
>stealth action but still better than mgs2
>lara croft and prince of persia had babby and spawned this mess of a game
>>699393439
>sword with face takes over people's minds
>guy shoots scalpels out of his tongue
>Was a cool game that most people really liked
>everyone suddenly stopped playing it
>battle suits that jump and shit
>>699398541
strip poker
>>699398558
Nope.
>>699398625
Titanfall?
Or
Hawken?
>>699398616
a soul calibur game.
>>699393760
Every game ever made?
>>699397819
metro maybe the whole series since you nuke them in 2033 but make friends in last light.
>main character is blue Dana see daba die
>beastiality ensues
>glitches
>>699398699
titanfall, nice job
>>699398640
Nope
Hint:
>included with windows
>>699393439
>be you
>your name is Geralt
>the games name is NOT The Witcher 2
>>699398394
Mafia 2
>>699398786
witcher 3
>>699398786
The Witcher: Enhanced Edition
>>699398541
solitaire
>>699398786
Infinite warfare
>cut enemies
>take their blue dildos for health
>The time has come to an end
>Yeah, this is what nature planned
>>699398747
People stopped playing because it had little replayability, or so i'm told
>It's your birthday
>see a kidnapping in progress
> the kid's friends shoot the kidnapper
>kidnapper bounces
>run to see if the kid is okay
>Kidnapper comes back and takes your sister
>>699398784
pinball
>Not pokemon
>raise animals and fight
>anime is ok, game is garbage
>>699395629
r6 siege
>>699398786
Age of Empires 2
>>699398746
Sonic
>target audience is little kids
>mostly teenagers trolling
>weird ass pets
>must buy a membership to do shit
>>699398784
Solitaire
>your ginger brother gets rekd by dinosaur
>you pull out sharp objects
>iron man pulls as well
>your brother is brainwashed iron man
>
>find aliens on your planet
>blow them up
>more aliens show up
>evacuate.avi
>everyone is kill
>planet is kill
>you are kill
>>699398891
Digimon
>>699398923
Yeah, fuckin autocorrect
>>699398541
pinochle?
>>699398873
MGS Revengining
>>699398868
Correct
>>699398887
See above
>>699398877
makes sense, i never played it, came out before i had a pc
>>699398932
neopets
>>699398400
Still waiting faggots.
>>699395956
cities skylines so fucking easy
>start with pebble
>hit shit with it
>nightime falls
>torch or gamma increase
>build house
>c4 lose everything
>legacy was better
>kevlar kevlar kevlar
>this game has aliens
>they come out of the ground
>>699398891
Monster rancher?
>>699399033
close but no
>>699398997
correct
>>699399070
Rust
>>699398966
yup
>>699399093
webkinz
>>699399000
;) trips
>>699393439
WATCH DOGS, even thought someone got it
>>699399070
Meincraft?
>>699397796
Fallout! Easy
>huge open world game
>60gb
>boring after two hours if youre not fucking around with friends
>10% of people hack
>>699399128
correct my man
>>699398932
Club Penguin
>>699399090
nope
>>699398932
club penguin
>>699396124
You fucking retard, how ate you somfucking stupid?
>>699397428
HoI IV?
>hyped
>technically spamfest
>waifu killing simulator
>booty
>>699399136
nope closer tho
>>699398541
Freecell
>>699397796
Forget
>wake up in grave
How all rhe fallout games start
>>699399221
ding
god tier thread
JUS sayin
>>699399265
nah, ftl
>be anime
>or be a different anime
>doesnt matter because the animes mix and start banging
>80 hours of dungeoning
>10/10
>>699399338
nice
>Basically the movie groundhog day
>Except you have to stop a scarecrow from destroying the world
>>699397910
War "AXAXA HISTORIKALLY AKURATE TOVARISH))))" Thunder
>browser based
>comedic most of the time but sometimes deep
>1 good artist
>P2W F2P
>MUH BOTS
>parachute in
>find ar15, yes
>run around for 45 minutes
> die
>sadness insues
>>699399330
>How one of the Fallout games start
>>699399134
I was making a joke, it was obviously solitaire.
>>699399261
>how ate you somfucking stupid
>how ate you
>somfucking stupid
>dead before game even starts
>wander around a cabin and look at shit
>SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699399380
Shadow of Destiny
>>699399068
It's why it was answered about 30 minutes ago
thread is good asfuck
too many replies dont gigve a fuck
nice props OP
>>699399206
GTA V
>>699399439
Snake?
>>699399380
Majora's Mask
>>699396810
Dank soles
>chic is looking for sister together with love interest
>love interest loves chic's girl but can't have her
>protagonist transforms into dragons and shit
>A samurai dog and a robot follow you around
>>699399474
yee
>>699399053
Answer this one you niggers.
>>699397819
Metro 2033
>>699399380
Majoras mask
>>699399380
Majora's mask
>>699399485
incorrect
>>699396949
Duke nukem?
>jumping abomination
>your father is the villan
>make crazy dance wen you win
>>699399439
>gibbe de bussy big bass
>>699399501
Okami?
>fizz will be op however hard they nerf
>>699399569
Kirby
>>699396631
Fallout 4
>>699399534
Its one of the mgs games, was fucking around
> Some fag kills your dad
> Becomes your mission to off that fool
> Meet cool people along the way, a black guy selling hot dogs
> Be Karate black belt
> Need to make $$, get a job in the game doing menial tasks, forklifts n shit
> quick time events on the reg'
>>699399380
batman:arkham asylum
>>699399652
Assassins creed 2
>>699399585
Nope
>>699399633
nope
>leader of town hall
>constantly getting raided
>No story whatsoever, essentially pay to win
>people still play it
>phone game
>you like the sight of your own blood?
>farm
>get bitches
>fight monsters
>>699394983
Bastion
9/10
> On a mission to take family to new place
> Shit gets real, gotta hunt for food, can only carry like 50 lbs of meat
> Chimney Rock
> People keep dying around you
>furry world
>shit world
>nazis
>enter the matrix
>>699399385
>be me
> level 60
>dontfuckwithme.jpg
>go to GE to show off trimmed rune armour
>get "lol noob" messages from p2w members showing off on f2p worlds
>feelsbadman
God Runescape is incredible
>>699399569
Crash Bandicoot?
>>699398323
Battlefiedl for sure but youre missing a few of the,.
>>699399763
Clash of clans
>>699399722
Nope
>>699399571
you get the idea
>>699397134
Silent hills
>>699399513
Ahem.
>>699399821
Oregon trail
>Definition of insanity
>>699399843
yes winrar
>>699399902
Give more hints, you dumbass
Second try:
>here have a gun
>go fight germans
>oops german bias
>after 60 hours get first tonk
>oops german bias
>>699399404
Sorry I thought the 1st one had water chip, 2nd geck, 3rd find dad and 4th baby as the reasons you left the vault
>>699399982
Far Cry 3
>>699399939
Yep winrar
