Dubs tell me what i text my mother

>>699392536
Can i see your tits?

"Send nudes"

>>699392632
Rerollin

>>699392536
can I watch you and dad fuck?

Send her a dick pic

>>699392735
this

>>699392632
This one

>>699392662
Reroll

>>699392717
roll

>>699392777
Mother fuckin trips

>>699392536
"Why haven't we fucked yet?"

Check em

>>699392777
winrar

>>699392735
Reroll

>>699392777
WIN

>>699392843
Rolling for it

>>699392777
>>699392735
You got yourself in a pickle

>>699392777
Trips have spoken

>>699392632
Rolling

>>699392777
Trips OP don't be fag

>>699392843
Fuckin rolling

>>699392777
czech 'em

>>699392843
Rollz

Op wont delivar

>>699392931
Agreed
>>699392632
And this one

>>699392955
Trips dubs win

>>699392536
i sleep naked and it ain't a pretty picture

>>699392777
op will deliver
fuck me

inb4 OP won't delivar

Mom, I'm madly in love with you and I'd love to fuck your tight little asshole.

>>699393066
Dubs

>>699392536
Gonna head in early tonight mom. Text you tomorrow. Love you. Goodnight.

>>699392777
Right into the heavy duty

>>699393099
Winnar

>>699393099
Ehem............winrar

>>699393066
Another winrar!

OP WONT DELIVER

t. OLDFAG

File: 1469923663346.jpg (219 KB, 2560x1440) Image search: [Google]

219 KB, 2560x1440

>>699392843

Is op a fag?

>>699393066
Update op?

>>699393099
OP won't deliever...

When I fuck women they ask "is it in yet?"

File: image.jpg (48 KB, 269x396) Image search: [Google]

48 KB, 269x396

When are we going to fuck?

Hopefully this though

>>699392955
oh boy

>>699393256
Op isnt delivering fag

>>699393275
Kek

>>699393231
Yes

Op is a fag

File: image.jpg (83 KB, 640x616) Image search: [Google]

83 KB, 640x616

Deliver nigger

Rollin

File: ^AA4DBE99C0FF78391174EF008C16273F293A3AAF4AF39EA400^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (74 KB, 675x1200) Image search: [Google]

74 KB, 675x1200

here

>>699393099
Then do this one op dont be a fag

Rollerino

File: 1456191592334.jpg (6 KB, 251x246) Image search: [Google]

6 KB, 251x246

>>699393425
summer

>>699393115
Rolleroonie

OP is a mega faggot if he doesnt deliver soon

>>699393444
HOLY SHIT OP DELIVERED

>>699393444
KEK.. that pencil dick

>>699393500
WINRAR

>>699393444
Trios checked

>>699393455
And he rolls dubs on his own now op must reply with all

>>699393444
Nice trips, baby dick

>>699393444
Sorry, that was mean't for dad. ;)

>>699393444
Fuck post reply

We demand reply

>>699393633
Nice dubs bigger baby dick

>>699393633
We got a winrar over here boys!

>>699393671
roll

File: ^87285B72E311BE21A8E34FE6C94893A47634E9671DEBC89428^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (88 KB, 675x1200) Image search: [Google]

88 KB, 675x1200

fuck me guys im grounded
i might not be able to deliver anhmore

>>699393671
Reroll

>>699393744
Im sorry i just really want to see your tits

File: 1464847151156.jpg (74 KB, 509x300) Image search: [Google]

74 KB, 509x300

>>699393444

>>699393780
the fucking madman..

File: 1455562164226.jpg (16 KB, 480x480) Image search: [Google]

16 KB, 480x480

>>699393444
OH SHIT NIGGER

first time i've ever seen a delivery

>>699392777
Hey, op, where are proofs? We are waiting.

>>699393831
This one

>>699393780
KEK'D

Shit, meant to send that to my boyfriend... Sorry, mom!

>>699393735
Bigger baby dick? So he has a bigger dick than OP?

File: 1461482513541.png (436 KB, 825x612) Image search: [Google]

436 KB, 825x612

>>699393780
oh shit nigger

Ask her for nudes

File: 1454560549499.jpg (14 KB, 212x159) Image search: [Google]

14 KB, 212x159

>>699393780
I want to see where this goes.

>>699393633
>>699393671
>>699393671
roll

>>699393966
Dubs demand it.

>>699393966
This thread is on fire with gets

>>699393966
winrar

Send a picture of your asshole

>>699393966
Kek

I think, op is faggot and sending sms for his friend, which is writen like "mom"

Ive jacked off to your pictures for the past year.

>>699393966
>>699393966
>>699393966
>>699393966
>>699393966
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

File: brandon.jpg (8 KB, 168x299) Image search: [Google]

8 KB, 168x299

>>699393780
"brandon"???

When's MOMMIE gona respond

ASK FOR NUDES

File: image.png (282 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]

282 KB, 640x1136

Op you're a fucking mongoloid

>>699392536
Dumb Nigger

File: ^CB4CEA5C0E6F08908B2876C9E00C55593329AE27345E99AC2E^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (86 KB, 675x1200) Image search: [Google]

86 KB, 675x1200

dammit guys

File: Thank+you+for+the+uncontrollable+laughter+sir+_db3f1b360ff07735e05813fca623f2b9.png (64 KB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]

64 KB, 200x200

>>699393780
holy fucking shit can someone screencap this

File: 1338421712187.gif (1 MB, 200x147) Image search: [Google]

1 MB, 200x147

>>699393444
Y'all niggers are stupid. He renamed a contact and sent it to himself or someone he doesnt care to send it to.

Mom, we can be together forever, we just have to kill dad, collect on his life insurance, and move to some hillbilly state where incest is legal. We can get you a hysterectomy, so we don't have to worry about inbreeding.

>>699394215
keep this going nigger

File: 1464810949607.gif (209 KB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]

209 KB, 200x200

>>699394215
THIS FUCKING SAVAGE OP HOLY SHIT

Sorry mom. I meant to send those to daquan my big nigger lover with nigger aids. Nigger.

I jack off to your pictures

>>699394215
>YOU BETTER NIT BE DOING DRUGS AGAIN
>AGAIN

jesus christ OP what have you done in the past?

>>699394215
Holy fuck I am kekking all the way here

>>699394215
I'm only high on my animal lust for you, mommy dearest

>>699394215
I just cant get around how perfect your tits are mom, can we have special time like when i was younger, i just want to see and suck on those tittys again

>>699394215
TOPKEK

DON'T DO DRUGS BRANDON !

>>699394215
Tell her you want your cummies inside her tummie cause you a good boy.

>>699394315
>
op rollin for this

>>699394315
This

I want your sweet pussy Mom

>>699394315
Rerolling

File: 1470033871177.png (8 KB, 290x232) Image search: [Google]

8 KB, 290x232

>>699392536
>>699393444
>>699393780
>>699394215
O FUCKING P

"More are you free tonight to fuck?"

>>699394392
Rolling for this

Sorry mom, I meant to send this to dad

>>699394392
Rolling

>>699394315
Reroll

>>699394329
rollerino

File: download (2).jpg (12 KB, 225x225) Image search: [Google]

12 KB, 225x225

OP is fucking god

>>699394423
And add for the chiken tindies

Fuck me mommy... Please...

Texting mom at 2am, responds fast. I smell something fishy and it's not her mom's pussy

>>699394466
WINNNNNNNNNNN

>>699394477
>>699394477
WIN!!!

>>699394365
Rolling for this shit here

>>699394315
Please do this

File: curvy.jpg (89 KB, 500x667) Image search: [Google]

89 KB, 500x667

>>699394215
Tyrone came over, he wants some of that MILF pussy, can me and him double-team you

here is his penis

>>699394477
>>699394466
Winnars

>>699394477
winrar

>>699394477
WINRAR!!!!

ITT : OP CHATS WITH HIMSELF AND NEWFAGS STILL POST
Kill yourself

File: IMG_0481.jpg (47 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]

47 KB, 640x480

Ask her if you can have a threesome with him

File: 1458133034gif6.gif (1 MB, 620x691) Image search: [Google]

1 MB, 620x691

>>699394296
this

send another dick pic, then say that the whole thing was meant for your GF

>>699394315
This. Fucking this.

Tell her to send you two pis of her tits and pussy and you'll stop

Rolling for:
Can you make me some Mac n Cheese?

i jack off to your pictures mom

ITT: 9fags that thinks this shit's real

>>699394654
THISSSSSSSSSS

>>699394611
Win

>>699394622
Win

>>699394584
Will op deliver

>>699394654
rerooll

Mom, I'm being 100% honest here. I know these feelings aren't normal but I don't care as long as I get to be more than just a son to you. I want to cross the line and become your lover. Noone has to know we can keep it a secret. If you feel uncomfortable about it just give me one blowjob and we'll never speak of this again.

>>699394622
Do it do it
Do it do it

>>699394739
prolly not

>>699394538
He can fuck smsing around the corner

>>699394654
>Rolling for:
>Can you make me some Mac n Cheese and let me eat it out of your ass?
FTFY

>>699394622
CHECKED

>>699394610
This

OH SHIT, OMG.. im sorry mom, that was meant for my gf i had no idea i was texting you holy fuck im sorry

>>699394760
Roll

>>699394610
reroll

File: ^BAA6AF58ED729E0615438F0A4CFA07AB05D585E7C58E8C8A2D^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (96 KB, 675x1200) Image search: [Google]

96 KB, 675x1200

rip me guys

>>699394315
this

Why you doing this to yourself OP?

>>699394780
Op is true beta fag wolnt deliver

>>699394883
O<FGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OP SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>699394909
idk, seemed fun

Ok. Mom. 16 niggers, you and me. Game?

>>699394883
This is bullshit. OP confirmed faggot.

im gonna jack off to your pictures tonight

>>699394883
u fucking nigger

>>699394760
Rolling for this

Even knowing this is fake, I cant help but be intrigued...

>>699394883
You were a good faggot

>>699394970
THIS

File: 1469919133917.jpg (68 KB, 538x566) Image search: [Google]

68 KB, 538x566

>>699394883
hows this nigga phone been on 18% for this long

>>699394883
But she was picking you up

Please dress up as the Grinch and fuck my tight little elf asshole

File: 1461630334241.jpg (70 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]

70 KB, 1024x768

>>699394883
the madman

Ask here if you could lick her clit. And for a threesome.

>>699395044
I spot a winrar

>>699394610
LOL DO THIS PLZ

>>699395044
my charger is shit

Somebody is going to fuck you tonight.
You no it's not Dad.

Go home, and act like you have no idea whats going on, say you lost your phone
>profit

Its a ruse
>itt op is using a txting app faking a convo
>newfags
>but maybe tits

>lurk
>complain
>???
>PROFIT

Stupid anons, op is sending this messages to his friend. He isnt brave enough to send it to his mom

For those of you calling fake, we know it is, but the thought of it is so fucking amusing.

>>699395064
Keep going op, rollolol for need those tittys mom i want to have them in my mouth, i neednto titty fuck you till my cum covers your face please mommy ill be a good boy

>inb4
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>699394760
ROLLin'

>mom says she will pick you up
>mom says get home

Fuck off faggot

File: IMG_0414.jpg (126 KB, 699x693) Image search: [Google]

126 KB, 699x693

Ask if she would fuck this

>>699395245
Dis

i want to feel your leathery cunt around the tip of my cock, mommy

im gonna jack off to your wedding picture tonight

>>699395245
Another one

Send her more dick pics

>>699395280
Dis shiet

>>699395257
Said this on a previous date, tho.

>>699394883
When you're done just call her off a different phone and say you lost yours.

>>699394883
Okay mom im sorry but that was meant for someone else. I meant to send those texts to my boyfriend in nevada cause he is feminine and we roleplay incest... im so sorry.

>>699395245
Pls do this

im gonna jack off to your wedding picture tonight..

>>699395245
Rollin

Can you, me, and dad have a threesome?

rolling for "Mommy please, ittll be ok as long as the tip doesnt go in" p-ppwease mommy?

Ask for for a four way with your dad, you, your mom and Alex McGuire

im gonnna jack off to your wedding picture tonight

Send her Loli pics

>>699395381
Agreed

Send her pic of yo bootyhole

>>699394466
>>699394611
>>699394622

We're waiting

>>699392536

>>699395444
Oh fuck will op deliver

>>699395444
top milkdude

>>699395444
Winrar

>>699395444
winrar

>>699395444
Lulz

Oh mommy you make me so wet, I just want to skeet all over your face and have dad watch

>>699395444
Trips of truth

Wait what does your mom look like

>>699395245
Reroll for this

When you make love, do you look in the mirror? Who do you think of? Does he look like me?

>>699395544
Dubs of truth

This can go one of two ways, mom. You can let me fuck you, or I'll take you by force. Either way, I'm fucking.

>>699395544
Double dubs of dankness

im gonna j.ack off to your weding picture tonight

>>699395566
Winnar

>>699395575
Singles of truth

>>699395595
thissss

>>699395595
Rrrrrooooolllllll

File: image.jpg (50 KB, 640x527) Image search: [Google]

50 KB, 640x527

This shit is fucking autistic

>>699395613
Singles of sluttyness

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>699394538
>>699394610
>>699394611
>>699394760
>>699394998
This

>>699395655
Winnar

>>699395699
WINNNNNNNNNN tho

>>699395672
4chan is fucking autisitic

>>699395699
WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER

>>699395699
Winrar

>>699395655
You absolute madman...

>>699395723
Will op deliver on all these dubs

>>699395728
No shit, Sherlock

Mom pls im hurting would you at least give me a hand job to make the pain go away

Op, we are waiting

>>699395699
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

OP is long gone guys

>>699395655
Oh my fucking god. Will OP deliver?

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>699395717
This action

OP is kill.

Someone screencap this legendary thread. Pretty sure his mom is jamming a meat roller down OP's ass.

I'm so sorry mum I was role playing with a 50 year old pan sexual who was feeling feminine

>>699395896
Done

>>699395896
This is op

>>699395717
This pleade

File: ^8E961B2B1BFD99EFEB739013DE0D44BFEE6A14D571A2904F02^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (64 KB, 675x1200) Image search: [Google]

64 KB, 675x1200

op here
too many requests
i know im a mega faggot

>>699395827
Op is a fag

Lets all have a minute of silence for our fellow /b/ro

>>699395717
This please

>>699395999
proves that is actual mother

File: image.jpg (13 KB, 219x251) Image search: [Google]

13 KB, 219x251

What's going on here?