Rules are
>Dubs decides
>Trips decides, and I compare the trips to my *!*TRIP TABLE*!* for random additional things to happen
>Every other dubs get will have the numbers looked up in the !DUBS TABLE! for additional random events and going ons
>Every post will contain a follow up post with pops and any additional information as to not hit post limits.
Thems the rules /b/. Now without further ado, let's start.
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/b/, the red nomads are tired from their wanderings. They finally stop just a ways from the desert in green pastures just a stone's throw from the base of the wooded mountain range they've navigated by for generations. Structures go up, wells are plumbed, red pride swells in every chest. They have carved out a life for themselves here, and the future seems bright and endless.
These 100 pilgrims keep themselves busy, but happy. Unbeknownst to them, dubs are comin'
Eat children
>>699391582
Rolling for red to expand into the grass. Can't let red get cucked like in the game with the greys
>>699391751
Eat the children, burn the elderly
Map legend, for dumbasses who need it explained.
The dark green with the mountains and trees? Mountains and forest.
The lighter green with the tree and the hills? It's hills and forest.
Plain yellow shit is desert. The ones with lines on them are dunes.
The yellow with spots all over is scrubland.
The lighter green ones with the trees are- wait for it because you'll NEVER fucking guess- it's forest.
The darker green with more trees is dense forest.
The orange brown ones with the peaks are plain mountains.
Oh, and in case you hadn't deduced it yet and I need to say it, the blue shit is water.
>>699392141
And use the bones to fertilize their fields.
>>699392305
Fuck
Rerolling
Move east towards the water
>>699392525
Dubs, GET!
>>699392753
Not a bad idea, tbh
>>699392753
This!
>>699392157
What's the light green with the triangles on it
>>699392973
Someone is stealing all of our dubs!
>>699392753
I support this!
>>699392753
Roll
>>699393077
OP here, that would be swamp. And you got dubs, so first to claim who they are for uses them up.
>>699393077
Expand East to the water with this dubs!
Form /k/, our military
>>699393211
Nice dubs as well. Voting for red to move into grass if I'm not beat!
>>699393211
Do the water thing>>699392753
>>699393333
Red will move as you say master
>>699393211
go north ! Use this dubs!
>>699393333
Ah shit son
>>699393331
Reroll
>>699393287
>>699393334
Your dubs have been heard. They echo throughout the land, and the reds look to the ombre sunrise cresting on the east, over the briny waves of the sea.
Many thatched rooftops begin to dot the grass, and after much toil, some lucky people settle along the beachfront.
Shellfish, eel, regular fish, shrimp, and crab all roll into the once sheep filled center of the red city.
Dubs decide the next happening of the world, /b/
>>699393333
Dam son
>>699393823
Dig for gold in the hills
>>699393823
Rolling for yellows to make their arrival on the other end of the bay, OP
Thread is already blessed with trips too, so mmmf
>>699394110
Kek
dubs and we murder this guy
>>699394028
>>699394110
>>699393331
Roll for these
>>699393823
Expand north through the woods to get resources
Roll for tumblr to arrive to the north. We need someone to fuck with.
OP here. Pop report as promised.
REDS
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Population: 150 and rising
Other information: None yet, keep rolling though and see if you get lucky
>>699394310
Roll for tumblr to be the yellows
Build a port to begin trade.
Elect chieftain to be leader
>>699393823
W8 you only expanded 4 blocks, but it was a 77 dubs.
Is the expantion always 4 blocks? Shouldnt it be related to the dubs number?
Also, expand north to get resources from the woods
>>699394509
Rerolls
>>699394582
rerroll
>>699394582
OP here
4 just happened to be what I picked just due to the small population of the village so far. Every other dubs roll does trigger the super amazing dubs chart I redo with each use.
When the village is larger, I'll certainly add in more space for them to settle in. ;D
>>699393331
Off by one... almost quads. Hopefully these reds have someone to use /k/ on if ever it is formed
Create thriving cloth industry by shearing sheep and spinning the wool
>>699394861
Reroll
Form rival purple tribe in northern forest
Go west!
>>699394744
The power of dubs rolls out across the fabric of reality once again, stirring a hunger for land and resources within the growing red tribe.
They look to the north, felling trees in the hillside, ripping stumps from the ground with the harnessed power of a yoked sheep and a sharp kick, and taking it back to the growing city.
Amidst the midst of the fish and the sheep, timber begins to pile. Mud and straw walls are gradually replaced with wooden ones, and the skeleton of the city forms brick by brick.
!DUBS TABLE! !DUBS TABLE!
GET HYPE
WITH DUBS OF 44 YOU TRIGGER A RISING POLITICAL MOVEMENT IN THE RED TRIBE!
EXTREMISTS CALLING THEMSELVES "THE CRIMSON ONES" GATHER IN THE SHADOWS, MURMUR OVER DRINKS.
WHAT WILL THEY DO? WHAT WILL DUBS DECIDE?
>>699395492
OP here again
The updated population table.
REDS
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Total: 230
Crimson Ones: 80
Neutral: 150
Establish religion with dubs as our God
And Bateman as prophet
>>699395492
Expand west. We will try to get to that lake.
Build schools and educate the population so those morons cant reclute more people and their movement dies.
>>699395297
Roll for this, and yellow tumblrites plz?
>>699395746
Try again
>>699395492
Unite the RED people against the yellow tumblrites.
Also expand west to the lake
>>699396373
2nd attempt
>>699396373
But how to unite red?
>>699395800
>>699395911
And on the third dubs, Bateman spoketh to the Reds and sayeth'd unto them, "Check 'em."
While the fervor of the wildly popular Lord and Saviour of Dubs spreads through the Reds like wildfire, the purple and yellow tribes form themselves.
In the northern forest, the purples huddle together under the foreboding darkness of the forest, while the Yellows serve under their Goddess Matriarch, and bicker out a substantial living among the scrubland.
Let the dubs decide what cometh next. Next dubs triggers the new !DUBS TABLE!
>>699396656
Fuck I'm retarded. Picture included now
>>699396373
>>699396527
Kill the crimson ones leaders and offer every other rebel a job.
It worked in my country.
>>699396656
And updated population map.
REDS
------
Total: 250:
Crimson Ones: 80
Neutral: 170
Batemanites: All
PURPLE
-----
Population: 150
YELLOW
-----
Population: 90
Matriarch Worshipers: All
>>699396806
roll
>>699396527
>>699396806
RED MUST STAND STRONG!!
>>699397012
>>699396806
FOR THE RED!!
Forcefully convert Crimson to dubs, execute any who refuse
>>699396806
RED RED RED!
Bateman impregnates random female in Red Tribe and thus born an invincible warrior
what game is this?
>>699396806
This and expand west.
Purple spreads south, looking for dubs
>>699397371
It's the game where red expands to more grassland
>>699397371
OP here.
There was a guy who ran a color game almost a week ago. Promised to return and never did that I know of.
So I want to keep the style going without stealing his shit.
Plus, I love to run games
>>699397501
>>699397420
Rollin' for these. Red needs all the love in this game
Purple get their tech upgraded
Red discovers gold
Yellow never forms a proper government amidst their cries of "privelige!"
>>699397845
>>699397923
Reroll
yellow becomes a fascist dictatorship
and purple changes their colour to blue
>>699397346
Roll for Dubcules
We ally with Purple (Now Blue) to destroy Yellow.
Expand to the lake
>>699397415
This is a good idea
The Crimson Ones organize a theocratic uprising, killing all who will not join them under the One True Bateman, executing all followers of the False Bateman
>>699398144
Dubs speaketh.
To the cry of, "Dubs, get!" the Reds push further into the grasslands to claim more for their prophet Bateman.
As they do, rumor of their god has spread to the Purple tribe. Having heard of the foreigners, they push that way in hopes of meeting them and their Dubs one day.
With the next dubs having been get'd, it triggers the !DUB TABLE!
And with it, invaders have been triggered. The blue horde gathers in the sandy wastes to the north, looking for plunder and conquest. Where will dubs lead them?
>>699398798
And here comes dat delicious pop map.
REDS
------
Total: 350:
Crimson Ones: 100
Neutral: 250
Batemanites: All
PURPLE
-----
Population: 200
YELLOW
-----
Population: 85 (5 were stoned to death for misgendering womyn with large numbers of followers)
Matriarch Worshipers: All
LIGHT BLUE HORDE
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Population: 450 smelly camel riders
The bateman knights rise to defend the reds and their lands
Yellow expandssouth/southwest and forms a militant group of warlike feminists
>>699398355
Ayyyyyy
What happened to the purple tech upgrade ;-;
>>699398798
Invaders come get to Yellow and fight them while blue and red become good allies.
Continue the expansion to the lake.
>>699399213
They learned to sharpen sticks
>>699396806
Im still going to push for this!
Expand to the lake
Make Crimson swear fealty ro Red cause, execute any who don't
>>699396806
C'mon!
>>699398355
>>699398577
Checked.
And also dubs table triggered.
After the stoning of the five womyn, the population of the Yellow tribe bands together against their oppressors, installing the new Supreme Leadyr Hitlerina, who will bring privilege to all.
Down in the south, the purple tribe have heard the word of dubs, and cast aside their sinful color. Reborn as a new tribe, under Dubs, indivisible, with justice and gets for all.
They adopt the color blue, to reflect the color of the prophet Bateman's eyes.
While further south, the Reds press out to the lake they have always dreamt of setting foot on. The grasslands are conquered, and they only grow larger and stronger as their fellow Batemanites, the Blues, join their cause against the dangers of this vast world.
>>699399693
blues move to take the northeastern hills
>>699399836
reroll
>>699399693
The dub table says that a blessing upon the world has doubled the population. Congrats all on the dubs.
REDS
------
Total: 1000:
Crimson Ones: 200
Neutral: 800
Batemanites: All
PURPLE(Now BLUE)
-----
Population: 600
Batemanites: All
YELLOW
-----
Population: 180
Supreme Leadyr Supporters: All
LIGHT BLUE HORDE
-----
Population: 1000 smelly camel riders
>>699399836
reroll again
>>699396806
This! RED must be united
>>699399693
A new faction arises in Blue, the Commies! sworn to defeat the femenazia regime
The Horde establish their base and worship Allah.
>>699399213
Completely forgot to mention that in the text.
Yes, the advent of Dubs brought them the knowledge of attaching stones to sticks, making fire to keep the eternal twilight of the forest at bay, and the art of damaging a tree.
In addition, their grasp of mathematics has advanced beyond even the reds.
All have heard of the fascist yellows by now, and some people wonder if that is the true way of dubs. Could Hitlerina be the chosen one?
>>699399987
>>699399836
The reds must stand as one! I claim the power of dubs for this post fellow Batemanites
Hitlerina is a heathen.
Declare war on yellow
>>699400362
Im with you my RED friend
>>699400195
RED makes schools and universities. Now we develop technological advances every turn
reds in retaliation of the yellow femnazis become communist and attempt to smash yellow
also they take more of the land beached around the lake
>>699400661
reroll
OP, what do you use to make the maps? whatever it is, it's awesome. Thank you in advance.
Purple(Blue) builds barracks and starts forming a professional army
>>699400566
Free thought is antithetical to Bateman, burn down the schools
red declares war on yellow also red becomes socialist greater republic of red guy
>>699400853
ARMY!!!
>>699401012
reroll
>>699401043
reroll again
Everyone forming armies
Invaders start heading south
red rename themselves reds of socialist republics
they bulid armies and declare war on yellow
GLORY TO UNION!!!
blue becomes communist, vows to destroy yellow nazis
>>699401214
>>699401207
>>699400853
all of these
>>699400195
OP, what do you use to make the maps? whatever it is, it's awesome. Thank you in advance
blue becomes a weeaboo nation after discovering anime in cave
>>699401300
so in short, red and blue ally under socialist/communist ideals and military economy to defeat and destroy the yellow nazis
The hitlerinas become child rapists and say it is a normal sexual preference
>>699400764
I used Hexographer and then put together the base map. Then I take and go in GIMP with a pencil tool and the path tool and set up the cities and borders. Check out Hexographer. It's free, and if you buy a license, you get a ton of extra cool shit.
>>699400455
>>699400566
One after the other? Well then. Good job to you both. And you even triggered the !DUBS TABLE!
Dubs Table says each tribe expands and settles a second city! Light blue are nomads though, so they just get swol.
The Blues push further and harder than they ever have before. The untold riches they lay within the foothills to the northeast tantalize the masses. So many are drawn that a settlement starts not far away, hauling in the ore and timber that it yields.
Their allies, the Reds, gather up the Crimson Ones, holding a trial and swift execution for their leader. Many fingers have been pointed at the others, claiming "Hitlerina supporter" and "Singles peasant". The remaining rebels submitted to the government, abandoning their party.
The Batemanite faithfuls followed their prophet out into the grasslands, but a stone's throw away from their good friends. He instructed them to learn the ways of numbers, to better get the dubs they praised night and day. Around the university, other faithful pilgrims arrived and took root.
In Hitlerina's fascist yellow state, she instructs the youth to journey north and settle a pure city. These young men and womyn, sometimes called "Hitlerina's youth", found a city named after their Supreme Leadyr. The expansion riles anti-fascism in the southern tribes.
The horde finally begins it's quest for gold and plunder, making it through the narrow mountain pass and out into the fertile southern lands.
>>699401329
Dis
Pop map update, fellows.
REDS
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Total: 1800:
Crimson Ones: 00
Neutral: 1800
Batemanites: All
PURPLE(Now BLUE)
-----
Population: 1000
Batemanites: All
YELLOW
-----
Population: 400
Supreme Leadyr Supporters: All
LIGHT BLUE HORDE
-----
Population: 1200 smelly camel riders
Nomad start worshipping Allah
>>699401547
Blue's build a dike between those 2 water bodies and put a waterwheel in it to create better food.
Oh fuck
Blue needs to build fortifications to guard against invasion
The batemanites split into two factions, the old batmanites who touch kiddies and stone people to death and the new batemanites who smoke pot and have orgies
>>699401887
fuck...rr
>>699401857
Rolka
>>699401300
dubs have spoken, death to yellow nazis
>>699401943
rr
66
>>699401921
Rerolka
>>699401887
is not very nice to reroll so often
>>699401994
One more
The dubs god asks his people for a sacrifice. He requires 200 children to be circumcised and their foreskin made into a vest that is worn at all times by the appointed high priest. Appointed by the red leader. This leads to a seed of conflict with blues
>>699401988
yesssss......
now, rolling that they find magnetite and notice its effects on iron ore.
With research, they discover electricity.
>>699402011
I claim this dubs! Expand north and RED & BLUE make their military before the bandits come
>>699402011
well, if I want the Cirnos to win this game, we have to advance them faster than the rest.
>>699401825
How about this
>>699402193
rr
222
>>699402108
one second after the split they realized it is dumb to split and reunite again!
gets are now outlawed for the commoners
>>699402333
Fuck off, they re split
>>699402059
Rollo
>>699402333
damn son, where'd you find this GET?
also, rr:
>>699402081
>>699402333
Nice!
RED & BLUE prepare an army to defend themselves from the bandits (lightblue)
Op is kill
>>699402333
Nice save.
>>699402193
Faggot.
>>699402333
Nice.
Also where's op
Red and blue combine to make the mighty purple empire
Red and blue combine to make the mighty purple empire>>699402588
Claim
>>699402588
claim to discover electricity
>>699402565
If dubs the weeaboos get ass raped by raiders and are assimilated into their ranks.
>>699402607
rr
>>699402666
666
66
6
six
>>699402668
fuck.
rr
what's the fun in spamming rr
also yellow expand north
>>699402011
UNCLAIMED DUBS, GET 'EM!
>>699401300
>>699401988
That's a lot of rerolls, but w/e brah. As long as you're having fun.
Also, that's the Dubs Table again! DING DING DING!
This time it's...
Technological advancement! For ALL!
In the land of the reds, in the endless fields of swaying grass, a new cry arises amongst the Batemanites. "Why can't everyone have dubs equally?"
The political system heaves. It twists, and in it's place, the new Socialist Party has risen to power within their borders.
Next door, their fellow Blues vow to free the oppressed masses of Hitlerina and show them the greatness of "Kom-u-nysm". Students who studied at the great and prestigious Bateman Academy have dreamt up a new state, and the ideology has gripped their people with an Iron (Curtain) grasp.
United together under new leadership, their leaders meet together again to reaffirm their pact and to join together against the evils of Fascism. In a joint effort, The People's Barracks was constructed in the Red Capital.
In other news, the Prophet Bateman (Blessed Be His Name) is falling on ill health... Many speculate as to how long he will survive.
With his weak, frail voice frought with the cruelties of age and ill health, he speaks to them what may be his last command: "Build me like... a waterwheel and a dike. But not the girl kind, the wall kind."
So a project has gone underway as of the prophet's command. With hope, the new waterwheel will power a series of mills and other agricultural machinery to turn the ripe fields of Red into food for every citizen.
Also the Light Blue Horde draws nearer to civilization, already sniffing around for their telltale signs. Blood and war is coming, but what will dubs bring next?
>>699402688
fuck yeah.
with basic electricity, they notice sparks and start their venture into electricity with spark lamps. They also start adding the spinning magnets to wheels of their caravans to build electric based weapons for their raiders after an accident caused by the sparks.
Op is dead guys, threads over
>>699402688
getted this too now:
>>699402846
and rolling for:
>>699402854
>>699402870
Murder this faggot
>>699402977
in the battle, using their new technology, they defeat Hitlerina and annex the yellow territory, creating the Green Alliance.
Using both of their resources, they create an academy to fund the sciences and the new electricity.
>>699402108
Following the new party change and the ill health of their prophet, many have begun debating what his word really means. The interpretations have evenly divide many, ruining dinner conversation and prompting several new churches to be built to accomodate both sides of the schism.
Now the Orthodox Batemanites who find it perfectly reasonable to enjoy yourself a kiddy or two after dinner, and the Reformist Batemanites. Many of the Reformists are younger, part of the generation touched by the older Orthodox members. They push for a more peaceful, less molest-y world of dazzling colors and consensual sex.
Pop map, lads.
REDS
------
Total: 2600:
Crimson Ones: 00
Neutral: 2600
Orthodox Batemanites: 1300
Reformist Batemanites: 1300
PURPLE(Now BLUE)
-----
Population: 2200
Batemanites: All
YELLOW
-----
Population: 900
Supreme Leadyr Supporters: All
LIGHT BLUE HORDE
-----
Population: 1600 smelly camel riders
>>699402846
ty for your hard work op
maybe a dyke icon?
blue sends welcome party to nomads
also take the north shore of the lake, so as to start work on a canal for red to use ships thru later
>>699402588
Unclaimed dubs!
>>699402527
>>699402870
Delivering quality content, which takes a minute to do lads... Sorry. :/
>>699403211
after much research, they develop wind turbines, incandescent lighting, basic refrigeration, and basic radios. these become a staple of the Green Alliance's daily life.
Blues and Yellows have many kids, who join the acemies
>>699403504
academies*
rr
>>699403289
blue civ moves to unify batemanism, accepting both orthodox and reformist batemanites
>>699403397
This! and expand south and take all the desert to extract all the resources from there
>>699403476
They aren't unclaimed
>>699403574
rr
poste ine
>>699403616
rr
333
>>699403568
thank you for propogating my ideas
also reroll
>>699403637
rr
>>699403655
unity for all batemen
Blue's technology goes beyond their grasp and they end up nuking their society, leaving an irradiated wasteland
a bunch of blacks show up in red territory. They use up resources and don't do work but are supported by the government.
in the norther lands chris chan settles all by himself but sinc its chris chan no one settles around him
also chris colour is pink to show his femmen side
>>699403566
>>699403655
>>699403700
blue batemen accept all batemen
Turns out the Feminazi and Hitlerina, in their bigoted rage, mistook the Swastika and they all became peaceful buddhists
>>699403700
claim
>>699403778
lol fuck you.
no, this:
>>699403504
>>699403801
Reeeeeeeeeee
>>699403850
rr
if trips, they also start looking into space
I saw a rocket launch today
>>699403846
Double re
>>699403795
reroll please must make this a thing
>>699403896
damnit. rr
5 dogs show up north of yellow. they plan to attack soon
plot twist the dogs are really fucking strong
>>699403910
Pleas
>>699403972
rr
999
99
9
stronget
>>699404008
fuck, rr
>>699403945
reroll but instead they are really fast
>>699404092
rr
111
>>699404119
dammit...
A mighty dragon appears to the south!
No one knows yet and this world's people are sceptical towards legendary creatures.
>>699402081
>>699402854
>>699403175
>>699403700
that what we've got so far this round
to the very north austic faggs band together to start the austic conquest and they are headed by chris chan mayor of quickville their color lime green
>>699404224
after about 5, try to restate your move
>>699403504
rr
cmon already
Bateman returns to the earth to rapture the faithful
>>699404264
k:
did it:
:-)
>>699404266
ok, now they start building cars and learn how to make basic computers; with the new technology, Blue and Yellow cities in the Green Alliance spread further and start adding a police force to stop Red and Purple encroachment
>>699404290
Come on already
>>699404425
rr
4444
>>699402333
>>699402477
>>699402688
Okay, things are getting fast paced. X_x
Starting with !`!TRIPS TABLE!`!
Table rolled CATASTROPHIC PLAGUE!
With Bateman fading into his ill health, he rambles only about the joys of Dubs. His followers listen intently when they aren't arguing over Orthodox or Reformist ideals. Then they hear him utter, "He wants kiddies."
There is an immediate cheer from the Orthodox camp, as this may yet be a sign from Dubs himself. "He wants you to kill 200 kiddies to prevent us all from dying."
The room goes quiet as Bateman stares into the unknown beyond the mortal coil, at the endless death awaiting everyone and their final resting place.
With one last breath, he goes ahead to forge the way for them.
In the foothills, a strange ore with magic powers has been revealed. Named Batemanite after the dead prophet, they hail it's ability to draw some other ores to it, and have even managed to fling sparks with it.
Many have taken to lighting their farts aflame with the resulting zap. Some people question if such a power is to be held by mortals.
At the Bateman funeral, the Orthodox and Reformists come together and decide to set aside their differences, instead fully editing the Book of Bateman to allow both parties to be uncomfortable about it, but not violent.
Many still identify as one or the other, yet nobody dares label themselves as such in public for fear of dissapproving looks and talk of "political correctness".
The worries fade however as the hordes bring with them new diseases. Fresh one that turn you penis inside out and push your guts out of your ass. Many would rather look at a gore thread than walk the streets of the cities. The viruses have mutated and spread, infecting even the horde.
All cry out to their dead Prophet(Quint) to ease the suffering he foretold.
-----
Fucking remind me if I'm missing shit. I'm trying to keep track of it all, but I'm human and no Prophet Bateman(May He Rest In Peace, Forever Embraced By Quints)
The Horde finally reaches the end of their 80 years of banishment to the desert, and founds a city at the edge of the desert! Maybe not a city, exactly, but a place where people just sleep and poop.
>>699404379
you claimed me here, where that post was countering previous dubs that countered me
anyone wanna play risk?
/pol/85268554
Guys stop rerolling so much
>>699404555
fucking wasted trips
>>699404511
yes....
win:
>>699404425
Now, with the expanded society, they enact a government of Utilitarian Technocratic Meritocracy.
Under their supervision, a push for the skies ensues, and they build airplanes and start research on rockets.
Electricity is now common across the empire, and power plants are strategically built and well-defended.
>>699404687
see if you can tag all the win you got in order and sup up what happened each time, op is having trouble keeping up
Just nuke the earth
End this
>>699404519
Yellow forms the Luftwaffe, the most superior air force ever created, but their pilots are wicked smart dogs
>>699404119
OP here. Bruh, slow down a bit. It takes me about three to five minutes to crank the post and art out and then I gotta read through the thread for dubs.
REDS
------
Total: 600:
Batemanites: All (Spectrum of Orthodox to Reformist)
PURPLE(Now BLUE)
-----
Population: 400
Batemanites: All
YELLOW
-----
Population: 400
Supreme Leadyr Supporters: All
LIGHT BLUE HORDE
-----
Population: 600 smelly camel riders
>>699404519
make sure you got these:
>>699404266
-> >>699403504
>>699403211
-> >>699403175
>>699402977
-> >>699402854
And rolling for:
>>699404687
>>699404519
teal nomads settle between blue and red, mushing their ideals together, and start growing hemp in the forest and desert around that lake
Heil hitler, the true hitlerians (white of course) denounce the yellows and steal a city fro. Them
>>699404922
very neat, thanks
>>699405063
Rere
So imagine like the biggest dog you can imagine. Like a Clifford sized bitch. This dog shows up north of yellow. Now this bitch doesn't tread alone. Around are atleast 50 other normal sized dogs, but they are furious and will stop at nothing to kill. Clifford is really slow though, and the little dogs follow him.
>>699405028
Rerere
>>699404822
ok, basically, the Blues saved the Yellows from Hitlerina using electric zappers, annexed them to create the Green Alliance.
They built colleges and discovered fridges, radios, basic computers, wind turbines, etc. and expanded their cities.
Then they built automobiles and started with heavy defense.
Finally, they are experimenting with rockets and learned how to make the airplanes.
>>699404922
Now, I'm rolling for learning Nuclear Fission from a new material mined using electric drilling technology, which I want them to implement in rockets and also test the first nuke on the reds
>>699405193
Rolka
>>699405164
only reroll for a dog army
>>699404989
also nomads blues and reds unify to make the First World (White)
New faction to the north: /fit/
they covet the gainz and worship Brodin in his Iron Temple
>>699405233
this is put down quickly by the Green Alliance, and all proceeds on schedule for:
>>699405223
And these fucking technophiles are crazy! A rabid new sect of Batemanites forms and denounces any further technological advancements!
>>699405233
anti-roll
>>699405362
Anti anti roll
>>699405298
rr
>>699405362
re rolling for anti roll against
>>699405233
World gets nuked to radioactive wasteland
>>699405393
i didnt even dubs bitch
>>699405322
Anti anti anti
>>699405322
Anti anti anti >>699405456
a new community arises in the northeast in the lush foothills of the mountains
>>699405322
OP, this too
Now, I'm rolling for forced annexation of the Purples, and a massive push for Space, testing nuclear-powered ships. During this time, they learn the basics of fusion.
Nuclear power plants now dot the map in the Green Alliance territory
>>699405483
Pleas no
>>699405233
kill them all, nazis will not be tolerated
>>699405508
rr
for quints
>>699405223
Wut? How can you bomb the RED when we became the purple empire>>699398577 >>699402588
You cant bomb something that doesnt exist... Read first m8
Also expand north
>>699405553
fuck... I screwed up. meant quads
>>699405527
Why you do this to hitler
rolling for united white nation of commies and socialists
>>699405571
oh ok, then just scratch that part OP.
I didn't see that GET.
So, wait... I'm confused here...
Who still exists?
Yellow is now part of the Green Alliance with Blue.
Red is part of the Purple Alliance with Blue??
Who the hell is light blue? I don't even see them on the map.
A group of Batemanites shun technology
roll for senpai
>>699405848 rolling for Amish batemanites
>>699405880
It's Hitorah
Op you are great!
If dubs:
A new extremist group the Luddites form. They preach about stopping all researches and going back to the roots. They start assassinations againts purple leaders and mass murders in colleges. Hitlerina secretly funds them not because of shared ideologies.
>>699405835
ok, I just spotted them. they're a single hex. no wonder I didn't see them...
ok new GET then:
>>699405223
>>699405308
>>699405322
They test a small micro nuke on the light blue camel riders, and eliminate them
and apparently Purple IS Blue, so we don't need to annex it...
And then do this thing, though:
>>699405508
except... obviously annexation of Purple, since they're blue...
Also, let's remove "Purple" from the notes; it's confusing. Just call it Blue
>>699403566
In the wake of the dwindling population, the schism between Batemanites has begun to settle. The great communist state of Blue has proposed a final unification, headed by the High Bluemerican Psycho. He is appointed by the Batemanites closest to the Prophet, and leads the church from amidst the rotting corpses of his fellows the world over.
>>699403825
Shaken to the core at the endless death of her people, Hitlerina and her Feminazi party decide to scale back their radicalism. This is surely a telltale sign from the Matriarch that they are on the wrong path! The swastika is not a symbol of everlasting womynly power, but of the peace feminimity can bring to those who allow it.
They bring forward their new party, a theocracy based around the tenets of their new religion: Sissification. All will be feminized, passive-aggressively at worst.
>>699404255
In the far flung reaches of the north, the outcast children have huddled together. They assemble shitty housing, fight one another, yet manage to eek out enough of a living to consider themselves a tribe.
>>699405223
In the south, a man sits in the now vacant university. The stench of his fellow dead professors rotting away below him in Bateman hall has become almost unnoticed by him.
On the walls are the scribblings of insanity. Electricity, lasers, the sky, making things cold with nothing but numbers he has scrawled in blood and feces.
Perhaps one day, when the world has returned from shit, someone will gaze upon these works and draw something from the crazed Dub getter.
Scrawling a crude picture of two... things colliding in the last of his excrement, the man lays down to sleep, never to awaken again.
The plague runs strong through the veins of civilization, reducing most of the world population. Radical Feminazis not happy with Sissification have elected to revolt against Hitlerina, installing their own Supreme Leadyr Himmlerina in their own White nation.
>>699406228
I THINK I fixed all my errors.
so rr. Anything that didn't make sense, just ignore.
>>699406292
make the fucking dog army happen
>>699405164
Yellow pussy swastika tumblrinas hate technology and makes moves to remove it
>>699406527
DO IT
>>699406536
Re roll
>>699406536
Rolling for Amish tumblrinas
>>699406663
Please
>>699406292
fuck man, why?
that's fucked up. I wasted my time here if that's how it is...
I'll try for this a couple times, though...
The description in the post was actually the plot for a horror film devised after a Flu Endemic. 1/8 of the population actually died, but a cure was found through antibiotics.
The film was criticized as having been made "Too Soon"
Medicine has also improved in the time some unsympathetic dick made this film, and medicine is now approximately at the 9180s.
>>699406292
OP here. As everything stands, the nations of the world are teetering on the brink of annihilating by the trips that fell upon us. Batemanites stand united under the High Bluemerican Psycho, the Nations of the world are Yellow, White, Light Blue, Blue(Formerly Purple), Red, and the scattered Northern Autists who will be added in when they are more substantial.
as for >>699406228
As the world stands, the gets you've asked for are quite out of reach, and I don't particularly have the know-how or the programs to map out what you'd like. Between this and the numerous re-rolls, I'd like to maintain everything as is laid out currently and start the slate fresh with that.
Soon the post limit will roll in, and a new thread will be formed. To keep it in shape, I'll do the pop map and then allow any further dubs below this post to keep everything straightened out.
>>699406755
REDS
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Total: 700:
Batemanites: All (Spectrum of Orthodox to Reformist)
BLUE(Formerly PURPLE)
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Population: 500
Batemanites: All
Seat of the High Bluemerican Psycho
YELLOW
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Population: 300
Sissification Believers: All
WHITE
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Population: 200
Supreme Leadyr Supporters: All
LIGHT BLUE HORDE
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Population: 700 smelly camel riders
>>699406755
fuck...
you know, god dammit, that was a waste of time.
I normally go through these Civ threads until the end, but I'm dropping out now.
I brought the fucking world to 1950s+ tech, and now it's back to the Stone Age, basically. fuck that...
And all that was needed, btw was to add in some more cities and redraw the territories...
That... really fucking pisses me off, damnit. I tried so hard for that...
This thread really is a fucking mess, yeah. Also; Hexographer is a neat program it turns out.
I roll for Camel riders to slaughter everyone they can, finally get some warfare going.
OP here.
Well lads, it's bedtime for me.
I'll possibly start up a new thread tomorrow with a fresh map and new tables.
Take care and see you when I see you!
>>699407618
Hopefully the thread tomorrow will be in better shape now that I have this one under my belt.
>>699407015
you're an entitled cunt.
>>699406292
in the shadows of hitlerina's yellow society, a small band of alpha males refuses to give up their powerful masclinity and plot to instate a 'patriarchy', but they must be smart and bide their time.
