evening /b/ we're up late, we're drunk, let's chat~
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
evening /b/
we're up late, we're drunk, let's chat~
>>699383431
howdy comrade
>>699383575
hey bro! how's the things?
What are you drinking mate?
>>699383431
What ya drinking there ole' chap?
>>699383431
nice break in the heat today, tophat. ill take the 90s
>>699383431
Is this like a copy pasta or something or some actual person who keeps making these threads?
>>699383692
>>699383720
a little whiskey from a good bottle and a Pinner! gonna switch to gin in a bit~ you?
OP waiting to get roasted
>>699383810
right? I was hoping for more rain, maybe its gonna kick off in a bit~
>>699383855
it's the genuine me!
>>699383906
A bit of crown. Should be asleep for work but I can't seem to find rest these days.
>>699383980
unroastable, faggot. he is impervious to half witted /b/ insults
>>699384098
maybe get some soft, cool cushions to flop into? take a walk, maybe
>>699384204
truth~
>>699383906
My favorite beer
>>699384452
they spelled it sideways! where's that from?
>>699383431
>>699383431
Yo. Hows the wife bro?
>>699384652
Kek'd at your magnifying glass. Dr Robotnik in here.
>>699384674
well, she ain't a wife YET, but I really feel like she'd be perfect for it, once we both get better jobs, but she's okay.. just menstruating, which is GREAT.
Y'all ever had this stuff? Pretty damned good if you like a flavorful dark.
>>699384652
Poland. Pretty great stuff, you should try it out if you enjoy a nice beer. On my 6th now, but since I'm on holiday in America they are small bottles, not enough to quench my thirst.
>>699384452
there are like half a million craft breweries in dfw. i can get a better beer than that at the local 7/11
>>699383431
holy shit Nickel. Ive been waiting for you. Where have you been you magnificent /b/astard?
I needed some guidance and only I wanted it to be you who gave me answers to the questions i seek
>>699385105
Craft brew? You are mistaken anon.
>>699384984
i love when my girl rags out. i aint eating the pussy for a few days but at least i know i have another month of not worrying about a shitbird kid showing up and ruining everything
>>699385068
if it's monk-stuff, then I'm down for that~ I'll hang onto that pic for a good beer nite!
>>699385079
I love hearing the voice of drinkers from other countries. Sorry my country can't provide as well as home!
>>699385105
half true, I'm afraid
>>699385105
why are you lying? who are you trying to impress? this isn't good will hunting the bar scene
>>699385316
crafts always produce higher quality than mass produced shit, retard
>>699385257
I was on last nite, actually~ what's on your mind, friend?
>>699385333
she is super sensitive when she's all bloody and I'll eat a red steak for her, but... man, that taste is bizarre
>>699385472
when your mom sucks my dick with 5 of my bros the head sucks cause she cant quite concentrate on my shaft alone. when she blows me and im alone the quality of the job is top tier m8
>>699385383
>>699385470
you guys clearly havent experimented with the various beers here. there is some top shelf beer being brewed in dfw. many 8.5 abv and up
>>699385724
Is it halal approved?
>>699385710
clunky attempt. probably sounded better on paper than in practice
>>699383431
awwww shit. dat beard has gotten longer since i saw you on here.
i'm drinkin cheap spiced rum and coke zero
>>699385383
The taste is the same, that's what counts.
>>699385472
I misunderstood you, sorry. And I agree, craft beer is good, but everyone enjoys drinking something particular, this is it for me. I also enjoy the history of the beer, but that might just be me. If you are ever in Budapest, check out Élesztő, great craft beer.
>>699385838
kek. Its Texas, camel jockey tastes dont matter
>>699385724
my favorite's the Prairie Bomb, 13 ABV and brewed with cocoa, vanilla, chili pepper and coffee, it is thick as an iron wedge and delicious on cold nites
>>699385887
yes sir, and a good evening to you!
let's have some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmoFfjTg8xU
Dude, How your night is going, Its early morning where i'm from and i'm about to leave for work, Hope you have a good night my man.
>>699385592
i was on last nite but i got so trashed that at some point i blacked out
anyway, i am looking for a job. done a lot in the last two weeks and still no calls. what should my next step be?
>>699385961
I will, /b/ro. Eleszio. I will remember
>>699383431
your honestly the most interactive person on here. may haps we dub they king of /b?
>>699386013
work well, buddy! and have an effective day
>>699386030
filing for unemployment is a good move in the meantime, you can drop it once you find a gig. A workforce commission is great too, they got me a gig in sales once that was pretty sweet
>>699386262
no crown for me, thanks
I'm just a friend~
>>699386276
i think the boys in the thread need to wake up and rage and drink. you prob need to give them the middle finger to remind them they are men
>>699385996
try The Temptress by Lakewood Brewing. A gotdam lovely imperial milk stout. not a summer beer, tho.
>>699386276
What do you do for work friend?
How ya doing op? its 2am here. Got any other drinks around ya mate?
>>699386030
im no bearded wise man of /b/, but i can tell you that there is no substitute for perseverance. Keep tryin dog. Maybe the best thing to do is lower your job expectations, Mc donalds sucks, but it pays, and there's no rule that says you cant keep looking for a job while you already have one. Also, any potential employer will take a looksee at you and realize that, while you already have a job, you want to improve yourself, and are willing to do anything to get the job he is offering. Just some advice. sorry if the punctuation is a bit fucked.
>>699383431
How does it feel being the king of /b/?
Everyone posting knows not of your greatness
>>699386122
You won't be disappointed. They have a "pork bar" where you can get some delicious sandwiches in the middle of your drinking, smoking friendly, and there is another bar where they make beer cocktails. Never tried them, but certainly interesting.
>>699386544
I could put the FINISH YOUR DRINKS rule into play.. always gets me shit-housed fast on these threads~
>>699386546
I'll hang onto that name, thanks very much!
>>699386566
maintenance and orderly work at a hospital
>>699386937
welcome back
>>699386748
damn man. thanks for those words. they are helpful. they are better than most of my friends and familys advice.
i know what you mean. at the moment im just looking to make some quick money to pay some bills that are coming up in a few weeks. im not in a situation where i want a really good job but im also not willing to take some shit job. a middle job with some ok pay will do.
again thanks man you are a true G
>>699386878
Touch your pinky finger to your left nostril
>>699386875
feels good, man
>>699386878
that sounds kind of awesome. a pork bar? i love swine, that tasty cloven hoofed filthy animal. come to Texas and I will smoke you some pork ribs that will change your life
>>699386748
>>699387157
I see this guy all the time. He seems like the coolest dude on /b/
>>699387106
done
>>699386937
if you work at Parkland you might have zika, ebola, aids, and 4 welfare babies
>>699387065
>>699387114
>>699387195
this motherfucker is so lonely that he needs to shitpost in order to get some attention.
you have the saddest life you fucking faggot
>>699387038
>>699386679
1:30 here, I got a thing of seagrams gin to crack into here in a bit, just enjoying the nite a little~ you?
>>699386748
>>699386030
he's right, spoken like true advice!
>>699386875
I hope everyone's having a good time with it, at least
>>699386878
PORK BAR, I'M IN!!
>>699383431
have you moved yet?
Can you please be my new dad?
>>699386973
>>699383431
Hey Brother. I See your Threads almost every day here. I dont think that this is Healthy man. I dont want to judge you, but please take of yourself, allright?
Dont drink to much. Good night!
>>699387272
With a picture
>>699386937
>>699387038
I was in your place not too long ago /b/rother. I got work doing landscaping after a short, and i mean short, (6 days i think) stint as a cashier at the local pizza place in town. Keep trying man. We're all gonna make it bruh.
>>699387316
>>699387402
Check the pic source. Thats not OP replying to you
Take of your ugly shitty sunglasses you fucking fat nigger
>>699383855
>
its one of those google ai bots, they are training their ai bots to simulate chatting, hence the monotonous tone of the conversation and limited range of topics
>>699383431
I said hi to you last night and you never responded
feelsbadman
>>699387296
please ignore my posts
just post some images
>>699387272
>>699387233
>>699387195
>>699387114
>>699387065
>>699386995
faggot not understanding impervious
>>699387450
good luck to you too man. landscaping is hard ass work. good money tho. depending on the route.
i hope good things come your way bro
>>699383431
Ever had burnt caramel whisky? It's great with coke.
>>699387458
>>699387292
that ain't us, but we have had some weird, spooky nites..
>>699387338
nah, not yet, but I'ma enjoy my time away while I can
>>699387379
I appreciate the concern, I'll try to take it easy.
>>699387450
some people die homeless and in the gutters
we're not all going to make it
>>699387494
>>699387534
Hey man, was about to go to bed and saw this, so wanted to say have a nice night! I always see you with these drunk threads and it brings a smile. Never change!
>>699387544
>>699387157
>>699387065
Yeah, I normally eat the pastrami sandwich they offer, the spicy tartar sauce with that tasty pork keeps you going for a long night of drinking. It only costs 2000 forints, too fucked up to convert it, but its cheap for Americans. I'll take you up on your offer if I were going to Texas. In Florida right now visiting family.
>>699387568
>>699387597
>>699387569
I love it
>>699387534
Hi!
>>699387569
the best I've had is this Garrison Brothers stuff, tasted like a fine oak casket that had been smoked in a humidor of mineral water and honey
>>699387790
have a good nite, buddy!
>>699387790
fuck off
>>699387800
>>699387880
>>699387931
Ey, you are like gay or something?
>>699387920
these motherfuckers been posting as you almost every other night like scumbags
>>699387920
Why the fuck do you waste your time doing this
I don't see the appeal other than looking for attention like some 15 year old scene girl in high school trying to look quirky
>>699387920
top notch thread
>>699386937
>are you bilingual?
>>699388060
wow, I never considered that
>>699387920
currently drinking on some Fat Tires
I also said hi to you last time and never got a response :[
>>699388069
>>699388166
>>699387880
that's a nice bud there, /b/ud
I had a long week, I'm glad that it is done now. Definitely drunk, but I need the occasional night to let loose.
>>699388075
why the fuck are you wasting your time posting? you can easily just ignore this whole thread or this site and move on. fucking faggot ass high school bitch
i swear if i fucking could i'd fucking reck your shit faggot
>>699383431
OH NO NOT YOU AGAIN
every time I see your thread I send you a comment asking why you do this all the time, I have sent about 1-3 per month for about 4-6 months. Why?!?! Why this thread?! Jesus.
>>699388137
nope, just a homeless janitor
>>699387920
im drinking really shitty malt liquor but I like the occasional stout beer. could you give me any recommendations on what to start drinking?
>>699388167
>>699388137
Are you? (Not OP)
>>699387597
i actually tried to become alcoholic once, gave up after two months of drinking every day, i couldnt do it, am I a weak manlet?
>>699388251
>>699383431
hey what's up? i've been browsing 4chan since 2008 and you look familiar! you eating on empty stomach?
i'm drinking vodka and coffee.
>>699388312
>>699388248
>>699388206
OP fuckin left cause of (you)
>>699388297
kill yourself, my man
>>699387458
Op should smoke that instead of drinking, only pussies drink booze
>>699387568
Breddy exited for whats coming up for me tho. The business i work for does tree care stuff too, and the guy in charge of the arborist work is pretty based, not to mention fucking jacked as fuck. Turns out pushing over trees and pulling them down with rope is good exercise. who knew. anyways im gonnna get to help him out on Wednesdays and frydays. FUCK YEA! LETS PLAY WITH A WOOD-CHIPPER FOR 10 HOURS!! Landscaping also gives you a great apreciation for hard work. Mostly because you see the houses of people rich enough to afford landscaping, and when you talk to those people you realize how hard they work and how much time they spent studying to become doctors and pilots and shit. I recommend it fully.
>>699388281
>>699388281
great
try mixing anti-freeze with gin
>>699388150
This is your girlfriend.
>>699388075
I do this because I love to.
Did that scene girl break your heart?>>699388137
kinda, I can read french and spanish, bit of german
>>699388281
well sweet! get 'em in, ya silly bollocks
>>699388307
you got a big reason for doing anything, don'tcha~?
>>699388316
depends, do you wanna get shit-housed or just buzzin'?
>>699388453
we can only hope so
>>699388499
>only pussies drink booze
cool story bro
>>699388499
>>699388312
you could be the next spiderman or banana autist thread derailer
>>699383431
yeaa boiii
>>699388543
neat
>>699387986
What state are you in?
>>699388607
No shit
>>699388557
>>699388607
>>699388639
What are you, 15?
That is absolutely disgusting
>>699388635
no thanks
>>699388384
you do whatever you want, who gives a shit what people think!
>>699388414
I've met a few folks on here, who could it be? nice combo, by the way
>>699388543
heh, I'm saving that, she's gonna hate this
>>699388639
Kraken is some good stuff mate. Enjoy.
>>699388639
>>699383431
/b/rother, I need advice from one such as you:
I've wanted to join the Navy ever since I put on my dad's old Navy dress shoes when I was 4, and because I have a lineage to maintain.
However, my girlfriend I've had for a year (We're 18 now) says she might leave me if I do (More that she's worried and couldn't bare me to be away for so long, the 9 weeks of training) but I agreed and I don't know what to do now...
I want to join and become an aeronautical engineer, and when I go civilian I can provide for my family VERY well.
I don't have any other plans, and I don't have the BEST grades in school (Just around a 3.0, B's and a C or two) but I REALLY want her...
What do I do? How could I convince her to let me join? Should I join?
Also I'm drinking sweet tea. It tends to help me decide things.
>>699387379
not true, take it from someone who is here just about everyday, its been about 3 weeks since i seen his last thread, maybe longer....
>>699388714
Arizona
ITT
>>699388557
Thats some facial hair you have there buddy. You try out a bunch of styles before settling on that one or did you just let it happen.
>>699388885
Post tits with timestamp
>>699388588
>t shit-ho
>>699388956
definitely kill yourself
You remind me a lot of takedownman from YouTube.
>>699389140
great
>>699389180
thanks
>>699389112
I'm on it
>>699387800
i have seen so many Budapest big natural titty chicks online. a pork bar, great beer, and big natural tits? Im sleeping on your couch this winter, /b/ro
>>699388639
WHOO! gonna be a good nite~
>>699388956
the fact remains that time in the service would secure one hell of a future for the two of you, it might come down to telling her that this is a choice you want to make (but don't mention the lineage thing, she'll hate that) and just promise to keep in touch as much as you can.
That's if you want to do this, which I think you should
>>699389078
a bit of trim here and there, grows like this~ I must be evil..
>>699389078
It's all natural, baby
>>699387920
Sup!, Nickel right?, i see your threads every once in awhile, you seem to be pretty chill guy, keep doing what you do, /b needs more of this and less trolls and cancer
>>699389365
>>699388956
I have a girl and I plan on joining the French Foreign Legion in a year. She lives in Switzerland, I live in Hungary so we already have distance but she is accepts this as joining the FFL is a dream of mine also. Just do it man, if she doesn't care for it, you can find a better woman.
>>699389343
>>699389397
that's me
>>699388921
Will do m8 thanks
>>699389397
4chan is shit when its summer. too many little queer bois think they belong here cause they have a free pass to post
>>699389438
>>699389033
>lies, you are not on the right time, its been almost every night this week
>>699389512
You're a twat
>>699389540
>>699388557
I wanna get shit faced when I drink
>>699389521
no
>>699389397
thanks, friend. I'm trying, but I've apparently attracted one hell of a bored asshole in this shitposter.
>>699389574
>>699389365
Thanks, /b/rother. I'll tell you the results in a week or two c:
>>699389591
hurtful :-(
>>699388956
take it from me, i'm 25 and held onto my first girlfriend for a solid 2 years.. people come and go..if she's not strong to stay with you and is being honest, she's probably not the one for you bro. then again, my brother joined the army and he married at the age of 19, he's 27 now and they're still together. my sister in law is very mature and dedicated to her husband, though, not a lot of people can do that shit. TL:DR live your own life
>>699389682
just fuck off, thanks
>>699389343
Ahaha, fuck so many girls are getting fake tits now. There are certainly some hot chicks though. If you are a foreigner, you will slay loads of hot pussy. You're welcome over.
>>699389637
>>699389740
>>699389637
Steel Reserve is the way to go, cheap and powerful~
>>699389728
good luck, brother. I hope things go well
>>699389740
god, that's a fuckin' cute pic~
>>699388956
9 weeks isnt that long in the grand scheme of things bro. way i see it there are two possibilities,
1. This girl is THE ONE and you are destined to be together forever and shit. in which case, your relationship can handle the brief stint that your training will create. and also your naval career and post service bonuses will create a great financial place for you two to be happy in.
>advice? Go sign up for the navy champ.
Possibility 2
This girl is NOT THE ONE. Just a girl you met when you were seventeen and should not be a part of the decision. Its your life man. And if you are talking about the united states navy, and i assume you are, they provide an ungodly amout of benefits for vets. Its actually insane. you can get near free housing as well as easy loans from banks on top of free education and an in with every potential employeer who ever set foot on a naval base.
>advice? Join up for the navy.
>>699389827
natural tits all the way
>>699389737
>>699388297
Shut up manlet, he's an attention whore and no better than random bitches announcing that they're women on an anonymous platform, you strike me as the type of dumb cunt to watch Boogie2988 videos.
As for you dude >>699388557
I don't care that you enioy it, what perplexes me is how you find fulfillment in getting strings of replies that are autistic in nature. It's either
>t'what do we owe the pleasure m'lord
or you're just going to get ragged on. Stop wasting money on alcohol and take off that stupid fucking attire, go to the gym.
>>699389899
>>699389901
>>699389876
omg witsh wan is thu reel original poatstur
>>699389956
>>699390040
>>699389923
Agreed
>>699388885
i don't think i've met you before, i just wanted to say "hi" because i see you here posting a lot. since i'm doing the same thing, i figured i would post ITT this time =] Vodka and coffee is an interesting combo, you're right. i do have some medical marijuana as well. TBH i haven't started drinking yet, although i'll probably take a shot after i post this :P sorry that you're getting a lot of trolls OP
>>699389682
yeah like whats the point of this autist, go fuck with the furry trap rekt threads you wannabe spiderman, oops i just fed a troll, shit
>>699389962
>>699390124
Hello op, do you play any instruments?
>>699390143
not trolling
don't care about your reactions, thanks
>>699390215
does the skin flute count?
>>699389827
im from Texas. I will bring you a pair of boots and we will massacre vagina together. as long as there are big natural tits attached.
>>699390127
It is a shame.
>>699389962
dude please die. cause no one needs you. your parents are ashamed of you, you have no girl in your life and never will. you are up late cause you are watching porn and cant even get a hard on
do us all a favor and stop posting stupid ass replies cause they make no sense cause you have a low i.q.
please hang yourself
>>699389962
>
stop attention whoring, manlet.
>>699390331
ARE YOU SERJ TANKIAN?
>>699390281
If you're not trolling what're you doing?
>>699390332
>>699389962
I love this Facebook rhetoric you adopt in place of actual viewpoint, valiantly standing for everything that's wrong with the world today while pointing a finger at someone you don't know in judgement. I do what I want, shitlord.
I hope your family gets eaten by pigs~
>>699390335
>>699390335
>>699390215
oooh. i wanna hear the answer to this one as well. You seem like the kinda guy who plays some, fuck off instrument. Like the bassoon. or the bagpipes.
Yooo I've seen you around a couple of times on /b/ always nice to have some positivity every once in a while here, how goes it.
>>699390375
DO YOU HAVE DOWNS
>>699390432
awesome thread, m80
>>699390375
ARE YOU SARGE TANK KIN
>>699390496
ARE YOU A MASTER MEMER?
>>699390492
great
just drinking and being a homeless retard
>>699390281
>
trolls never think they're trolling, what are you then, preserving the integrity of b? hahahahahahah you suck!!!!!!!!
>>699390473
>>699390555
I AM SARGE TANK KIN
>>699390564
AM I THE MASTER REAMER
>>699389901
Thanks, man c:
>>699390607
srsly, nigger?
>>699390385
>>699390618
Answer my god damn question
>>699390625
>>699390642
OH SHIT NOT MY MEMES
>>699390573
ITT: troll poses as OP and projects his life to us all!
>>699390724
you figure it out
>>699390625
ALL HAIL PURGE JENKINS
>>699390127
thanks buddy, but the thread's been plagued, might not be so easy to do this.
>>699390215
drums, a bit of bass, guitar and keyboards.. no instruments though.
>>699390375
WHAAHANGNABGAHHANGAJAJJAANNNNAA! cryiiiing childreeeeen.. war torn countriiiiieees, BAAHAGHA! JADJDJAJAJDAA!! MILITARY DEATH MACHINE! WAR! AAARRGHAAH!
I THINK I AM SERJ TANKIAN!
>>699390737
>>699390331
Don't discount the fake tits though. I fucked this girl, she use to be a playmate and her fake tits were pretty nice too, sorry for her fuckboi boyfriend in the picture. Cowboy boots?
>>699390573
oh ok
>>699390751
wow
>>699390473
instruments are at the pawn shop alas, due to drinking habit consuming surplus funds, we need to start a gofundme to get them out
>>699390737
ILL TIT FUCK YOUR DREAMS
>>699390788
>>699390788
SAGE TORKLETON IS MY MEME HERO
The father of /b/ returns.
>>699390807
>>699383431
hey nickel, is your thread dead? god damn, just came back from the bar, I'm drunk af
>>699390833
GO BACK TO /SOC/ FUCKING FEDORA
>>699390432
Deadwood, nigga.
>>699390771
Trying to reach the image limit so the chill OP who is entertaining people and interacting can't post anymore
>>699390432
>I love this Facebook rhetoric you adopt in place of actual viewpoint, valiantly standing for everything that's wrong with the world today while pointing a finger at someone you don't know in judgement. I do what I want, shitlord.
>I hope your family gets eaten by pigs~
I see irony is lost on you.
Say what you want my man but you know I'm right. That you structure your posts in an attempt to be verbose and grandiloquent makes me think I hit a nerve, I stand by what I said.
Stop being an autistic faggot on /b/ looking for attention from /r9k/ tier users who probably get hemorrhoid's lifting the toilet seat let alone a barbell, take off the hat and glasses and start going to the gym. You're not the first person to do these kinds of threads and you won't be the last to be called out for what they are, thinly veiled attempts at validating your sense of humour and character.
>>699390788
I AM SURGE MANKINS
>>699390662
anytime.
(pretend this is a winky face)
also, dont feel like just because you had a couple ancenstors fuck around on boats that means you have to fuck around on boats. If you really want to join the navy, then godspeed you fancy bastard. but your dad and grandfather will probably be finally prouder that you followed your own heart and took whatever path you felt would be best for you and not just what they did. (within reason.)
>>699390942
dead dead dead
