Dubs decides what I say to my mother who I haven't talked to in 2 years.
>>699378337
Why haven't we Fucked yet?
>>699378337
Hi im browsing 4chan.org /b/ board, its pretty cool there are lots of posts about dicks and transexuals and sometimes even child pornography and you know how much i love dicks and child porn, come join me and the rest of the pedophile homosexuals , im waiting
>>699378337
mom, i'm gay.
Mommy let me spray my seed into your love tunnel
>>699378534
ROLL
>>699378337
You should have swallowed that cumshot mom.
>>699378614
Roll
>>699378696
Roll
I want to rape my sister like how dad used to rape me
Mom, a friend of mine promised me 1K if you sent me a pic of yours tits. I'll give you half if you accept
Fuck I'm so hard right now
Mom, I need you inside me
i sucked off a nigger for 3 fiddy
Hey mom I have cancer
>>699378614
reroll
I've always wanted to fuck that streched out pussy of yours
Mum im seeing an aboriginal girl and shes pregnant, you have a coon grandson
>>699378534
THIS
>inb4 just a friend trolling and not really OP's mother
How about I think and tell you about tying you up. Sitting backwards on a kitchen chair, knees straddled around it, ankles bound to the legs. A few pillows between you and the chair to make sure your ass is pushed back to the edge, giving me full access to every bit of your most sensitive parts. You could only just take your weight up into you feet, but not actually stand up off the chair because I'd tie your arms up, around the chair, hands up and elbows bound down. Able to help support yourself by grabbing the top edge but no more movement than that. Breasts against the chair back and pillows.
How good you would look sitting there, unable to move. Your mouth right at the height I could hold your hair in my fists and freely drive my cock inside. Gently working you up, thrusting at my own pace. Stopping to let you catch your breath, maybe to regain some of my own composure. How hot it would be just having you there to use as my sex toy. 2 fists full of you hair as I watch my cock push deep into you mouth, against the back of your throat as I try hard to resist going deeper. I definitely don't want to stop, I want to keep fucking your beautiful face until you were a mess of saliva and my cum. Maybe I wouldn't, maybe I would burst and release it all over your face. I don't come enough over your face so I imagine you should be covered before I move onto taking your orgasm for my own satisfaction. Leave you there barely able to move, your breathing fast and shallow as you try to catch it. Wet and glistening cum mixed saliva running over your lips, chin, hands and the black chair.
Can I have your used panties? I need something to masturbate with
God I can't stop thinking of you and dad fucking
Mum, I really hate niggers. I'm thinking of joining the KKK and getting lynchings trending once more. I've already stabbed one homeless nigger to death and my hatred for the nigger race is consuming my soul.
I want to get back in where I came from.
>>699378945
Rolling
Mom I miss you talk to me and i also miss harambe
>>699378945
this fucing guy didnt even get
>feels.jpg
>forreal
also just say Hi.
My other mom wanted to say hi.
Mum, I'm sorry for everything. It's just I have all this pent up sexual frustration I have for you. I just need to explode all over you
Just want yiu to know
#1 i hate you
#2 im gay
#3 i have aids
K bye
I wanna force my fat cock down your throat mom
>>699378756
rolllll
I miss that fat ass of yours
>>699378928
Its always fake goto
http://www.ios7text.com/
Or similar, you make the screenshot then save them
HTC makes the best phones. Text her that you are horney
>>699378756
roll for this
Mom, I have been raped by a pack of feral niggers and my booty hole hurts. Pls help.
>>699379085
Oops
>>699378945
roll
Send nudes please mum.
heck.
How much do I have to pay for you to fuck me?
I love you.
Mommy, can you be my new fucktoy, you filthy cumslut
Have a nice day :)
I left you because you were a piece of shit parent and i fucking hated living with you. fucking cunt bitch.
>>699378756
Roll!
ITT: no one gets dubs
>>699379109
Rolling
I'm sorry.
>>699379200
WINRAR
>>699379160
roll
>>699379200
Winrar
I want to shove my big ol pecker down your throat
>>699379231
Roll
Fist me mum
>>699379200
Checked
>>699378756
Roll
>>699379200
Winrar
>>699379200
Check em
>>699379200
WINNAR!
>>699378337
I miss and love you but our time apart has driven me insane i can't take it anymore i just cant i'm so sorry mom
then block her.
>>699379288
cheked
>>699379207
>Mommy, can you be my new fucktoy, you filthy cumslut
Rolling xD
>>699379200
There it is!
>>699379200
7zip
>>699379200
fuck man
You either fuck me or imma have to drop kick that sweet ass
>>699378337
Mom im genuinely worried about you...
How many black cocks have you sucked??? Stop mom...i cant JUST
>>699379411
>>699379388
>>699379200
must say all three in order of timeline
>>699379411
Wow more wining..
Nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger. Nigger / nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger. Nigger www.nigger.nig/nigger nigger! Nigger. Nigger nigger nigger. Nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger nigger? Nigger, nigger.
>>699379288
CHECKEM
>>699379411
Winrar.
OP is a faggot
>>699379599
WINRAR DOUBLE DUBS
Spoiler alert
Op is not gonna deliber
>>699379529
This deserves a chance, it would look like a lot of niggers on a 144p phone screen.
Sent. No reply yet.
>>699378337
African americans tongue my anus
>>699379769
STOP, OP has already delivered
>>699379756
Can you explain the lack of contact with your mother?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im moving to Israel
And becoming a Jew
>>699379825
Basketball americans
Still no reply.
>>699380051
Shes probably sleeping
Dank
I like ficken chingers and nucking figgers. Ooga booga. I want to eat your ass.
Got a reply.
>>699380511
Peter has joined Isis
>>699380598
rooollll
>>699380598
Roll
>>699380598
Roll
>>699380511
It's because all of my life i've never had a say in anything. now it's my turn. fuck you fuck your opinions and fuck your piece of shit husband too.
>>699380766
Checked
SEND ME THEM TITTYS
>>699380511
Send her a dick pic and a smiley emoji
>>699380511
The dumbest fake shit I've ever seen.
I'm depressed because dad touched my bunghole.
I'm sorry mom it's just I've been holding this in for a few years now and I don't think I can anymore. I'm in love with you mom and I jerk off to you exclusively almost everyday. I know it's wrong but I would love to fuck you and come all over your face.
I can't even continue to stay in thread. It'll bring me to tears.
Ask if she's dead yet
>>699381017
Roll
Can I cum in your panties mom. I know you like the feeling of wearing them you fucking slut
>>699381426
Gimme those macaronis
>>699381017
Rollerino
>>699378337
r u still a bitch?
Spread your mum bum for me.
She hasn't called yet.
>>699381017
Rollin for this
OP, do something, the thread is dieded
>>699381017
Rollin'
>>699381469
Roll
>>699381733
Winrar
>>699381733
WINRAR
Please tell her that it was a 4chan joke and that you were sorry that you haven't spoken with her in so long. I'm seriously getting depressed here, OP.
>>699381733
WINRAR
You exist because of her shithead.
Evaluate your life choices
>>699381875
Fuck off faggot.
>>699381733
Nice
>>699381867
same
>>699379114
Roll
>>699381867
roll actly
Mom, I just wanted you know I have passed my seed off and fathered a child. The child is being sacrificed tonight for the highest demon so he can rise from the fires.
Send dick pic
Sorry, I'm drunk. I'm also sorry for being such a shitty son.
am op kill
>>699381867
Dude it's your mom...
>>699382150
roll
>>699382299
ding dong ding dong
>>699382299
kek
Replied.
>>699382299
rekt
>>699382428
Mom, I'm sorry for being worthless and treating you and the family like shit.
Please ignore all these texts. My phone has been hacked.
;));)););));))):
>>699382680
>>699382589
>>699381867
I love how the people who hate to see u do this can't get dubs
>>699382428
Say it's Daniel... Say it's Daniel...
>>699382680
roll
I wanna eat the cum out of your ass after I pound it.
Do you have a pic of your mom? If yes post pic of her
>>699382794
Rerolling.
Next time I see you mom. Im gonna bend you over and plow your unused pussy. Youre gonna love it and youre gonna beg me to fill your womb with my cum. Ill fuck a baby into you next time.
Reply to your mom with this or she will die in her sleep tonight
its daniel
>>699382794
Rollin
Replied again.
>>699382883
Rolling
>>699382784
see
>>699382299
kek fagit
>>699382883
This
>>699382879
Please, don't curse me with these singles....
>>699382784
ecept this guy
>>699382299
MAD PROPS ON U FAM U A GOOD PERsON
Mom I need you to please keep this a secret. I want to have sex with you. I felt ashamed to talk to you for so long because of this tension but I must get this off of my chest. I need this. More than ever.
Yeah it's Daniel
>>699381017
roll
i love you
>>699383259
rolll
Send her a pick of dick at full at Attention.
>>699383274
roll
It's Daniel biiiiitch!
>>699383259
roll
>>699383274
Kek, roll
>>699382883
Roll
>>699381017
Roll
>>699381017
Rolling for this
>>699383029
i want to wet my diaper and have you change me
>>699383400
Daniel's fucked lol
>>699383418
there are already dubs on that
>>699383371
Rolling
>>699381017
THIS
>>699382883
Roll hard
>>699383436
roll
>>699383259
Roll
>>699383400
We're saved....
>>699381017
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS
>>699381017
roll
>>699383259
Roll
>>699382883
Roll for initative
>>699381017
This op
>>699383699
FUCK
>>699383599
Winrar
>>699381017
everything else can fuck off. this is superior
Say hi to /b/ mum
>>699379756
10/10 kek'd pretty hard
>>699383874
Roll
>>699383874
roll
>>699383371
Rolling
>>699383874
rolll
>>699379769
No! not this again!
>>699381017
rollerinooo
send a dick pick
>>699378945
Roooollllliiiing
this pic
>>699378337
lulz
>>699383874
eh roll
>>699381017
ROLL THIS PLS
>>699384076
rolling
>>699384120
WHAT THE FUCK but roll
>>699384120
this
P.S. mum, I want you to lather my scrotum with salted butter while I lick your filthy fucking asshole and feed you grapes that were plucked from my asshole.
>>699384122
fucking waste
>>699384122
fuck
>>699384120
please
I don't really know what I'm not doing anymore, I'm not sure if I want to continue.
No but I'm licking Daniels sweet little anus because it is full of delicious sausages and beans.
BTW. I think this is bullshit and OP is either shopping this or using 2 phones or something
>>699383699
Op are you gonna send what I won
OP dead?
>>699384120
Roll!
>>699384120
please jeezuz
id op dead
>>699381017
rolllllllll
Either fake or op is a cuck. Could be both
fucc me
I'm really sorry about this mom, my friend had my phone and was texting you some pretty gross stuff. I love you and I really think we should meet up again some time soon :)
>>699384353
Oooooo this
>>699384120
rolling
Fuck niggers
send a pic of spread asshole
>>699384437
ROLL
>>699384353
yup this
>>699384453
Rerollll
>>699384120
eh roll
>>699384120
roll bitch
>>699380511
OP this is sad
>>699384314
just take back everything you said
there's no way this is real. but if it is, I like where this is going.
>>699384120
yeeeee
>>699384437
reroll
>>699384353
Rolll
>>699384120
roll
>>699384353
roll
I think you could get nudes if you wanted from your mom op
>>699384353
Rolling hard for this
Send her a picture of your dick.
If not yours than a random large dick.
>>699384622
WINRAR
>>699384120
rollollllol
I want you to do a poop in my mouth
>>699384353
rollerino
>>699384622
Fuck you
>>699384622
AYYYYYE
>>699384526
Last roll
>>699384664
rolling
pic not related
>>699384721
Reroll
>>699384437
Roll for OP's sake
>>699384120
ROLL !!!
>>699384733
Also winrar
>>699384622
Eat my ass
>>699378461
THis
>>699384890
no thanks
>>699384721
Rolling 4 this
>>699384120
Roll
>>699384314
My mom deaded when i ws young i would love to chat with her delete this
>>699384733
winrar
>>699378756
Rolllllllllllllll
>>699384120
HELL, roll
>>699384664
Rollllll
Im taking you to pound town, tomorrow
>>699384954
Lel
>>699384314
>apologise
>mum
Spelling mix of US and UK smells fishy.
sorry again mom. I want to make up for how awful I've been to you. please let me fuck your sweet pussy and give you my cum as a way to make up. i think if we have sex it will help us make up more than anything else could.
>>699384120
Rawwwlll m@t3
>>699384721
Rolling for dookie
>>699384954
Ha, nerd
>>699378756
ROLL
Fuck it, it's pretty funny.
>>699384120
R o l l
>>699384954
Fuck off orphan
Mom i love you but i need to ask you for a favour. Im extremely sexually frustrated and i can't get laid to save my life... I was hoping maybe you could help me out?
>>699384314
Plz stop I'm crying over here
Mum, I bought a strapon and I wan't you to fuck me hard up the ass with it.
Pic not related
>>699385099
Winrar
>>699385053
reroll
>>699384120
Rolling rolling
>>699385118
rolling
Better hide, i'm coming to break in with a fucking gun and rape you. Ever had a glock in your twat?
>>699384437
Roll
This is super important to me mom,
Open this link mom and comment on this thread:
>>699378337
>>699384954
That's what you get for being such a faggot
>>699385086
Why haven't you been talking to your mom OP?
>>699385053
roll
>>699385086
>Mom
Not mum
She now knows it isn't her son.
>>699385086
Finally ya cuck
>>699384120
Rollingrollingrolling
>>699384120
rolling
>>699384120
rolllll
>>699385244
win win winraaaaar
>>699385288
winrar
>>699385288
Winrar!! WINRAR
>>699385288
>]
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar
>>699385031
Australia.
>>699385244
winrar winrar chicken dinrar
>>699385211
Don't do it op
>>699385177
>>699385099
Double dubs checked
Mom, I;m sorry for the things i just said. I'm drunk, and I'm being dared to do this. Maybe we can meet up sometime? I miss you.
>>699385355
ANOTHER WINRAR
>>699385211
I meant the URL to be observable in a txt msg
>>699385086
How many cocks have you had inside you mum? Want to add me to the list?
This is fuckin hilarious!
"I'm sorry mom my friend took my phone and typed all that stuff, he thought it was a joke, sorry wasn't me, sorry!"
>>699385244
winrar send this
>>699385053
>>699385211
HE'S A WHITE KNIGHT AND A FAGGOT
BUT DAMN THAT'S A GOOD FUCKING MESSAGE WITH DUBS
>>699385288
WINNER!
>>699385438
No fuck you faggot piece of fucking trash kill yourself
>>699385399
wainrar
>>699385399
STO P
>>699385086
Sweet fucking jesus I am dying
>>699385354
I meant apologize.
I'm also in Aus and phone corrects apologize to apologise.
OP's mum said apologize.
It's a ruse.
>>699385399
Win
>>699385244
send it op!
>>699384954
How was it living with Count Olaf?
>>699385288
>>699385522
winners
op has abandoned us
op is too fucking slow bye
op?
>>699385086
I didn't ask for a feels thread you fucker
>>699382794
roll for this
>>699378337
Come on cuck
>>699385630
>>699385399
Checek'd and Kek
hold on guys maybe he answered the call
Mum my cock is 8 inch. Can I be inside you once again?
>>699385783
got any of her getting anal?
>>699385813
or he is covering all these massive dubs
>>699385031
Apoligize is american not apoligise
Say sorry she is your mom
>>699385897
or he got stabbed
>>699385968
or hes suckin dick
>>699385512
Nice try
>>699385947
Read
>>699385522
My phone autocorrect it, likes OPs mums should have if this was real.
She'd know it's not her son because OP called her mom twice, not mum.
>>699386028
REEEEEEEEEEEEE