Help me out /b/, dubs decide
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Help me out /b/, dubs decide
Bump, help me get tits
I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door
>>699369945
can I poop in your vagina and eat it out of you until my heart gives out?
>>699370540
Rawl
>>699370588
7zip
>>699370588
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar
>>699369945
Well you seem like a boring little shit
>>699369945
Heh..
It appears a worthy advisory has appeared
*grips katana* Have you any idea what you have just done. The mins within me have laid dormant for over millenia! Yet you have awakened them. You best pray to Allah, for nothing can save you now.
Prepare yourself.
*unsheathes katana*
Here I come!
>>699370588
Lmao winrar
>>699370588
Nice
You have got to be the ugliest fucking greasy slut I have ever seen. Can I shower you and cum in your asshole a bunch of times? I'm not really interested in a relationship with such a shit but I will fuck your dog on cam for a Big Mac
OP here, I fucked up...
>>699370588
>witnessed
>>699370774
Rerolli
>>699370716
Jins* correct it for me because my inglish succs
>>699370774
Rooolo
>>699370778
In b4 rejected
>>699370944
Lol
>>699370944
I'll post when she replies
>>699370944
Winrar
>>699370716
Roll.
>>699370778
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL PUSSY SHITTERS ARE DOING
THIS WILL SAVE IT
Haha ignore those messages, I'm with some friends now but I can make some time for such a pretty girl like you :)
slob on my knob like its corn on the cob and then I'll spooge on you till you can't see through the goo
>>699371168
*Send a picture of a small girl crying*
"This is my little sister. Either you respond in the next thirty seconds or I'm going to kick her in the side of the head."
>>699371522
Kek
You fool, you must wait until the relation becomes magical until you fuck it up.
> Trust me this is with im always doing. ( albeit not intentionally )
I want to stuff my Russian stub nosed cock in your oversized kike mouth and cum until it bursts through your beak. I want my micro penis in you even after death.
Please
>>699371522
Here's a picture
>>699371168
>>699370774
>>699370944
Wtf nigger
>>699371758
Ral
>>699371168
This is pasta from previous you cunt
I need you to ram a massive cock in my asshole. Can you do that for me?
>>699373022
And I win again
>>699371522
>>699371883
do this pls OP
>>699373100
>>699373022
And again
>>699373100
Are you a god?
>>699373327
I am for this thread, indeed
Too bad op is a nigger as always and doesn't deliver
>>699371168
Alright since OP is being a faggot I'll go.
Fair warning, at the end of this I'm going to act like one of my buddies stole my phone and was texting her.
I'll send any text or picture to my mother that you want. She's currently miffed at me because I said I'd be home at 11 and it's almost midnight here.
Post ending in 8 gets first text.
>>699374486
I'm going to rape you.
>>699374486
I'm really sorry for my mistakes, mom. I'm coming back right now and I'll never do that again.
>>699374790
It never happens with me
Reroll
Sorry mom, I'm a nigger now
Im sorry mom but I just can't deal with anything anymore. In 2 minute I'll be blowing my brains out. Goodbye :(
>>699374889
Roll
>>699374889
roll
>>699374889
rll
It's been eating at me for awhile and I just think I should tell you I hid a camera in the shower and masturbate to a video of you nude
>>699374486
you're getting rape instead
>>699374889
rllo
>>699375168
WINRAR
>>699370716
Roll
>>699375168
wins
>>699374486
>>699375168
WINRAR
Feels Good Man
>>699375168
She's not going to appreciate the suicide comments. That's a touchy subject since my sisters fucking crazy.
Post ending in 4 decides response.
>>699374486
Mom, please dont be mad, but can you come get me? the guys here are doing stuff that is making me feel uncomfortable
>>699375556
alright then;
fine i won't kill myself, but only if you send nudes
>>699375556
Fuck you nigger
>>699375556
>>699375556
it's not a joke. Goodbye I love you
>>699375709
roll
>>699375709
roll
>>699375770
Rolllll
>>699375709
rrrrr
>>699375556
>>699375673
roll for this
>>699375709
Roll
>>699375770
This pls
>>699375556
"the real reason that I want to kill myself is because <insert sisters name here> molested me when we were kids"
>>699375709
rolling
>>699375887
rolling for this
>>699375770
Rolllio
>>699375770
this
>>699375709
Do this
>>699375887
roll
>>699375938
roll
>>699375770
Rolli
>>699375770
this b0ss
>>699375989
rolling
>>699375984
>>699375898
>>699375556
WINRAR
>>699376054
winrar
>>699376054
win
>>699375887
roll
>>699376108
No, >>699375984 got it first mane
roll
>>699375984
Retarded win
>>699376081
Are you fucking stupid >>699375556 said post ending in 4 not 8
Have you heard the good word of our lord and savior tito dickman?
He hates phil and loves the ladies!
>>699369945
I haven't scrolled down yet, but if I see that she's talked back after using some horse shit pick up line, let alone tits, her dad's probably fucked her and she will look for any type of attention from men using sexuality cause daddy taught her that way.
>>699375709
You assholes are going to make me lose so many good boy points.
2 decides.
>>699376571
DO IT FAGGOT
>>699376571
fuck you bitch, this is connor, send them nudes or i'll blow my brains out
>>699376571
Just give it up fam, it ain't worth it
>>699376571
FUCK YOU MOM, THIS IS THE REASON I LET DAD TOUCH ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
>>699376712
early winrar
>>699376571
lol Connor is actually kidnapped he's going to Syria to join Isis
>>699376571
Good luck, Connor has never told you about me. I made sure of that
>>699376571
When I get home please look through my entire phone, check my search history, my photos, my texts, everything. There is a lot of stuff on this phone that I know you do not approve of, so you might want to check it out.
>>699376571
Connor is ded mang
>>699376712
NOT COUNTING THIS BECAUSE IT WOULD BREAK THE 4TH WALL, STILL WAITING ON A 2
Peanutbutter jar up my ass
>>699376832
>>699376842
welp, there you go
Connor is dead
>>699370880
Fucking idiot.
>>699376571
SEND HER A PHOTO OF YOU
>>699376832
top kek
Fuck you mom, u fag.
>>699376787
Rollerino
>>699376571
she's not against sending nudes, she basically said she's do it if your pops was cool with it. next mission hey ahold of your dad's phone
Sorry mom, Billy had my phone while I was pounding Steve's tight ass
>>699376745
I'm just going to start picking the one I like the most.
Cale's parents aren't here so I'm not worried.
First post to make me grin wins. Trips are an automatic win.
But mom, it is me. I've been holding this in for a few months now and I don't think I can anymore. I'm in love with you mom and I jerk off to you exclusively almost everyday. I know it's wrong but I would love to fuck you behind dad's back and come all over your face.
>>699377354
sorry been drinking, basically said she'd be into it.... get ahold of dads phone
>>699376842
WinRar
>>699377451
Send a pic of your dick op and say "now your going to jail for possession of cp"
Got connor right here infront of me. He says hi
haha...ur mom thinks your buddy Cale is a fucking tool
>>699377419
Roll
>>699377451
nobody's going to pick up, I saw to that, mother
>>699377609
this
>>699377468
>>699377451
rolllll
,>mom please send some nudes, im so sexually frustrated
Got me a new girlfriend mom, I dun goofed
My dick hardens thinking of u mom.
>>699375556
Sorry, friend made me type it
It won't happen again, janet
Who's your favorite pokemon mom?
>>699377755
winrar
>>699377451
implying that we are actually at Cale's house
>>699377451
Orange you glad i didn't say banana?
let me furiously lick your clitoris
Mom, I'm trapped in the basement, mom please call the police. I don't know where I am!
>>699377451
turn on the oven bitch
>you about to get roasted
>>699377609
Roll
How about I think and tell you about tying you up. Sitting backwards on a kitchen chair, knees straddled around it, ankles bound to the legs. A few pillows between you and the chair to make sure your ass is pushed back to the edge, giving me full access to every bit of your most sensitive parts. You could only just take your weight up into you feet, but not actually stand up off the chair because I'd tie your arms up, around the chair, hands up and elbows bound down. Able to help support yourself by grabbing the top edge but no more movement than that. Breasts against the chair back and pillows.
How good you would look sitting there, unable to move. Your mouth right at the height I could hold your hair in my fists and freely drive my cock inside. Gently working you up, thrusting at my own pace. Stopping to let you catch your breath, maybe to regain some of my own composure. How hot it would be just having you there to use as my sex toy. 2 fists full of you hair as I watch my cock push deep into you mouth, against the back of your throat as I try hard to resist going deeper. I definitely don't want to stop, I want to keep fucking your beautiful face until you were a mess of saliva and my cum. Maybe I wouldn't, maybe I would burst and release it all over your face. I don't come enough over your face so I imagine you should be covered before I move onto taking your orgasm for my own satisfaction. Leave you there barely able to move, your breathing fast and shallow as you try to catch it. Wet and glistening cum mixed saliva running over your lips, chin, hands and the black chair.
Look mom, I found Jesus
Mom,I love you okay?When you first started pushing me on that swingset I instantly fell inlove...Could you give me a rim job?
>>699377931
Roll
>>699377982
If trips do it
>>699377451
Hey, Mrs. (Anon's last name here), wanna make (anon) a new brother?
send her something like this
I'm gonna slay all of our nigger neighbors before I opt out of life myself. I'm not kidding bitch. Send nudes of yourself or your son is forever a thing of the past. Get it mom?
>>699377982
Roll
>>699378202
I love you OP
>>699378202
ya... ya can't
>>699378202
Do you want me to cum inside or on his throbbing cock,mommy?
>>699377451
Fuck you mom I was planning to leave our family for a while to join the dark clan of katana warriors -unsheathes katana- Im coming for you m'lady
>>699378202
>>699378202
oh and i'm hiv+
good luck to you and yours
>>699378503
Roll
>>699378202
holy moly
>>699378202
Send this picture and "Holy shit look at how big that horses cock is"
>>699378388
Fuck off you stupid anime fag. Your humor is autistic.
>>699378202
>>699377609
>>699378202
he says he wants to stay the weekend for more fun,
is that ok?
>>699378202
Wanna join in?
>>699378686
Holy fuk that image is shit here's a better version
guys, op hasn't responded in a while
are ya... are ya ok out there, bud?
>>699379024
Thank you kind anon.
>>699379024
Thanks fag.
>>699378202
If you ever wanna see your little boy again you will let me fuck you until we create another Connor
>>699379039
hes too busy fucking his friend, remember?
>>699379039
He made another thread
>>699378202
So...
Cale's mom just called and he's like "Dude why are you texting your mom that you're going to kill yourself."
I said "Because 4chan rolled an 8".
He understood completely. We're going to blame it on a kid that's not here and say I haven't had my phone all night.
Honestly I may have to trash my phone
after this though. To destroy the evidence. Idk. I'm pretty royally fucked at this point.
>>699379164
Roll
>>699379228
today op was not a faggot
>>699379228
Kek
>>699379039
He got his internet privileges taken away.
>>699379228
Op using this or something similar probably
http://www.ios7text.com
>>699379228
I love you OP
>>699379228
Understood m8. Purge your phone but continue this thread til the last breath.
>>699379228
Just delete the individual messages, not the whole convo, act like you know nothing, ez
>>699379228
Your friend's mom is great, mane
>>699379228
You're fucking done kiddo
Say, mom I love you so much I'm sorry for all of this. I'm just playing around. With my dick
>>699379228
toasting in an epic bread
>>699379228
If you're destroying it anyway, might as well send her dick picks amirite
>>699370778
one job, jesus christ OP are you drunk?
>>699379410
No those always get the font and the spacing and shit wrong, screenshots are real, might just not be his mom tho
>>699379228
i want chicken tendies
if you don't got those, I ain't coming home
>>699379525
This roll
>>699379555
Trips do not lie anon.
>>69937952
Rolllllll
>>699379228
I'm gonna destry your precious little connor so that you will have no choice but to make another connor. My body is ready and my dick is hard. 'Its time to get dickin'- connors last words before he destoyed himself. We will make another connor together
>>699379555
trips have spoken, send your mom a picture of your dick
>>699379228
If that's actually your mom then you're fucked.
>>699379525
Rolllll
>>699379819
lol, now send bondage
>>699379555
insta-win trips
>>699379525
Just fuckin roolll
>>699379819
holy shit. OP is fucking psychotic
>>699379819
bitch i ain't fucking scared of you
Mom you need to calm down and talk about it with dad. He'll tell you this is all completely normal for a boy my age. Its ok.
>>699379525
Rololool
>>699379525
roll
>>699379525
roll
>>699379228
Say that u just blew yer load in connor's asshole
>>699380036
This. OP. Send.This.
>>699379819
I would make that cunt wetter than that small cock having husband of yours ever has.
>>699380062
roll
>>699380034
roll
>>699379819
Send dick pic, the proceed to ask if it still looks that same as when you were in diapers
>>699379525
This.... Let her know you love her
I literally want Connor's dick right now. OP ily
>>699380149
Roll
>>699380166
Ho.....ly....shit
Tell her you will slit Cale's fucking throat if she does it.
>>699380166
FUG
>>699379525
This
>>699379525
Rollll
>>699380166
Deliver yo
>>699379525
Roll!
>>699379525
Roll
Ask her if she got wet looking at her son get fucked in the bunghole
No Balls OP
This thread is now legendary
>>699379555
>>699380120
Guys I think I took this way too far and I'm legit worried I'm going to get my ass beat.
I turned location services off on my phone so I can act like idk where it is.
Since we are being so open....Don't for a second think that just because i was young i dont remember what kind of stuff you used to do to me when i was an infant mom. I remember it all
Deliver OP
>>699380562
OP has done so much! Give him some time
>>699377451
Are you white?
>>699380624
>>699380624
Bless you son
>>699380624
Kek
>inb4 he renamed a contact mom and had his friend play along
>>699380624
No op. Youre too far down the rabbithole to get out now. Just keep going
Someone make another thread for op
>>699380562
Fuck you faggot. How about you do what OP is doing right now
>>699380624
Send picture of ak47 and say you're going to do 9/11 part2
>>699380624
KEK
>>699376832
THIS
>>699380732
Are YOU white?
>>699379525
Roll this
>>699380624
So entirely fake
Someone cap this
put me in the cap man
>>699380624
Anon, not joking, smash the fucking phone. Do it now. Find a body of water and dump the remains. $500 or so is better than the incoming wrath.
You are a champion of /b/ and immunity cat surely smiles upon you, but you need to meme the fuck out before shit hits the fan
>>699380624
JUST KIDDING MOM HAHAHAHAHAHA DID YOU FREAK?
>>699380887
"I'm gonna make columbine look like a fucking joke."
>>699380899
And another winrar
>>699380624
you might as well keep going op
>>699380624
>>699380624
>>699379819
If real, consider not blaming anyone specific, but just losing your phone and claiming you lost it somewhere, but you don't know where or when. Not to white knight and protect the guy (tho a little of that too), but you'll receive no arguments or push back if you just "lost it" as opposed to "left it near this guy I know."
It's more likely to succeed without you getting fucked over for it.
>>699380887
this
>>699380624
how far will this go anon
how much farther can it go
>>699380979
This
>>699380999
Double win
Include in screencap thank
>>699380974
this
you've done enough, youll be in our dreams, live to shitpost another day
>>699380990
roll
>>699380990
Rolling
Send "Allah Akbar" then fucking destroy your phone
>>699380979
do it OP
>>699381080
Also, if asked why you didn't borrow a phone to call her and tell her, say you didn't know you'd lost it for a long while, and/or you figured you'd just tell her when you got back.
Better to look incompetent.
>>699381154
Nice cat
Roll
Send pic of gun "remember all those times you yeller at me?..."
>>699381080
Slight variation, leave it at a bus stop. It will most likely turn up at the lost and found. Retrieve it from there a week later.
Op it cant get any worse now. Just keep going mang
Tell her that the explosion in your ass was the grand finale before your epic jump off the bridge.
RIP Connor.
Send her pic related
>>699381417
Kek, and wipe it down to get rid of prints. The less evidence, the better.
Dood
>>699381417
That will leave it to chance of someone turning it in have one of your friends turn it in somewhere like a store or something get it back later
>>699380979
Well fuck.
Guys I'm sorry to ditch like this but I'm about to go throw this phone in the creek outside.
I guess I have no one to blame but myself. But still. Shit.
One last text before we go. First to 5 replies voting for it wins. Please don't vote for your own:
