The last thing you ate is now all you can eat for the rest of your life. HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
Chicken Ramen could be worse. Will save a lot of money.
>>699369908
cheesy popcorn. not too bad
>>699369908
Jesus fuck done!
>>699369908
Penis and swallowed cum from a woman.
It's not too bad
a nice toasted bagel
everyone in this thread will be fucked unless it's soylent. malnutrition aint nothin to fuck with.
Probably won't live long enough to be tired of eating these.
Ihop french toast combo, eggs scrambled with chee, hashbrowns covered with chee, and bacon. feels gud m8
Lil caesars pepperoni pizza with pepsi. Cant complain eh?
bacon cheese burger
>>699370497
youre literally eating cancer
Greek yogurt, blueberries, apple. Would be decently healthy I suppose
>>699370094
Hey, at least her dick is providing a good source of iron, protein, h2o, and whatever else she ate throughout the day.
>>699369908
Shit bro. Pure romano cheese.
a pice of cake
fug
Protein bar and water, I could do it.
Cheeseburger with everything, hotdog with relish, onions, mustard, ketxhup; mini donuts, watermelon, salad of tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, blue cheese. Water and ice tea and ice cream cake. I cannot fucking complain, ate like a fatass.
Was hungry af because missed esting all day.
Shrimp fried rice, I'm ok with this
stuffed salmon with a side salad?
I think I lucked the fuck out!
>>699369908
Beer. Black Mocha Stout so it was more like eating it than drinking it.
A pizza from Fired Pie. I am completely okay with this.
chicken, brocolli and rice
eh, could be worse
>>699369908
Fried chicken, oreos, and chocolate milk.
I'll miss a lot of stuff, but I guess it could be worse. I'll die before I'm 30, though.
7/11 pizza
yeah i wont make it the rest of the year without stomach cancer
>Butternut squash
not bad
homemade "Alfredo" Pesto Pasta, pepper jack cheese + cheddar + red peppers + tortellini + pesto
It was fucking delicious, but you won't see live healthy off it after 3+ days. I used white people ingredients and made it better.
Cheap ass frozen bean burritos. I am gonna have the shits for the rest of my life
Shrimp and sirloin with loaded mashed potatoes and cranberry brown rice. A lemonade.. And a bread stick..
Dairy Queen chicken tendies
>>699369908
Cobb salad. Not bad
Fuck I hate prawn.
A bowel of raspberries PPPPLLLLLT
Quinoa salad.
I don't mind eating this forever
>>699370497
My nigga. Had that earlier. Had enough paycheck this week to pay all the bills for the month so next 2 are getting saved. Had the Caesars as a celebration.
>>699371515
To be fair, you'd have to shit for the rest of your life anyway
Quinoa, black beans, tofu with peas, corn and carrots. Not very fucked considering the nutritional value
>MFW 2 scoops of whey and a cup of oats jobs 30 lbs. Pretty jacked. Still no qtπ
>>699371674
I keep hearing people talking about Quinoa, but I don't want to risk tasting it and breaking out in hives and/or vomiting uncontrollably.
What does it taste like?
>>699371916
We're all gonna make it bro
My Sister-in-Law. I think I have a fur ball lodged in my throat...
>>699369908
2 quarter pound hamburger patties and two, 2oz hashbrown patties with melted american cheese on them. Some A-1 sauce for the beef, and ketchup for the cheesey tators.
I'm okay with this.
>>699369908
Good for nutrition, fucked for taste/texture. Fucked up my jambalaya
>>699369908
Bowl of fucking Cocoa Krispies with whole milk. Could be worse I guess.
>>699371982
Like barely or oats with a little nutty taste pretty good
>>699371982
Honestly bro it's nothing. To me it taste like rice.
A strange man jizz after I sucked his cock for what seemed ages.
>>699369908
Chimichanga. I'm going to turn into blob of lard within a month.
>>699371916
Vegan?
>>699369908
celery with mayo
>>699372169
so to keep living you have to keep getting new sisters you're pretty fucked
That antibiotic tablet tasted like shit, so yes
>>699372305
yea bro
Steaks, Candy and Cokes
Looks like Imma gonna die happy pretty fast
cherries
potatoes
I could literally do that, provided I was allowed multiviatmins as well
>>699369908
Sadly i ate your mom
Santa Fe style salad.
Actually pretty diverse flavors and perhaps enough to nutrition to live for at least 5 more years.
Could be a lot worse tbh
>>699372281
Lucky
Went to an Asian restaurant had fried rice rare steak, some chicken, some shrimp, and a shit ton of rice with soup and salad before (the cook and I are friends so I get a lot of extra shot for free) so I'm doing pretty good
>>699370497
Little Saesars is scabby as fuck
Win?
>>699372281
details plz
>>699369908
blt sub from subway so knd of fucked
>one a month is ok every day is not good
>>699372558
>PF Chang's
Italian BMT on Italian herbs and cheese, with lettuce,tomato,onion, and southwest chipolte sauce. Finish it off with a Crystal Pepsi. Not too bad.
sausage,bacon,bean,hashbrwns and egg pie
>>699370497
I worked at Little Caesar's Penis. I hated the monotony of the endless pepperoni pizzas. It literally served only 7 items.
>>699372379
You my nigga
>>699369908
devil's food cake batter, I am baking a cake and I licked off the spatula.
it's tasty and I'll probably die early from either salmonella or diabeetus. I'd call it a win-win.
>>699372512
What are you 12?
>>699371674
Looks like a bunch of mini condoms
Baby corn n soy sauce. Dead after a couple months of complete vitamin deficiency
pizza
>>699372877
>>699370218
fuck yeah, dill pickle great aswell
also the old dutch brand of doritos p good too
Meatball Sub
Tacos
>>699372832
implying your mom is a pedo that only goes for 12 year olds
>>699372660
It kinda looks like a ninja turtle mask
>>699369908
Fruit loops, milk, some chips and a couple of slices of summer sausage
I could live off of it
>>699372660
why is it looking at me
>>699369908
General tsos... not bad.
>>699372650
Basically that but it's called Bonzi Garden
>>699373037
Dill pickle is cancerous and I honestly think those who like them have damaged taste buds/nerves/brain
>>699373037
Dill pickle, mexican chili and these deadly nachos
>>699369908
>>699369908
Salmon Salad..
Going to get pretty dull; but I'll be healthy.
>>699373129
>>699373159
just the shape.of the dish i had to hand i guess,but yeah i see it now
steak, potatoes, asparagus and a pina colada. Ill be good fags
>>699373604
and it sees me....
Hotpockets
A shitty crustless PB&J from the convenience store.
Fuck.
Tortilla taco with lettuce tomato cheese and jalapeño. I'd say ok.
>>699373742
you're joking right...
you're that much of a failure that you can't make your own peanut butter and jelly sandwich... that you had to fucking go to a convenience store and they made it for you?
jesus christ kill yourself
chicken shishkebabs. Literally all I will ever need.
>>699371916
How many times a week do you give men blowjobs?
Mother fucking tacos. Just the basics tho....meat cheese, onions, hot sauce. And some refried beans.
>inb4 spic
>i'm actually a honky in KY
A 20 oz. cowboy rib steak. My nigga
Summer sausage and sharp cheddar block cheese. Colorectal cancer by 35 isn't so bad right.
Im fucked
>>699374033
This nigga. Fuck off faggot. Homeboy eating healthy unlike your dumbass
>>699369908
Salmon, mashed potatos, salad, and mac n cheese. Im satisfied
>>699369908
Homemade wedding cake that was like eating a box of granulated sugar...
>>699369908
Spicy 3 piece tenders from Popeyes. I'm fucked.
My bulking burrito. Looks like i'm going to die from protein overdose.
>>699372250
Why were the cocoa crispies fucking?
>>699374078
>tacos
>meat
Mother fucker pick one.
carne asada, cabeza, lengua, al pastor, pescado, tripa, pollo etc etc etc
>>699374296
Used to LOVE these! Always used to get 2 cheeseburgers, a hot fudge sundae, and a medium coke at McDonald's back in the day... I skipped fries for whatever reason.
Taco bell time for diahrea every day
>>699374401
Eating like a faggot is more like it. Any girl would laugh at that diet and be turned away by someone who can't enjoy a real meal than someone who eats gay shit because "muh health muh longevity". Unless she was a bat shit crazy 1%er health FREAK. Most health problems are genetic anyways I'm convinced. I know 2 marathon runners personally one had a heart attack by 50 and the other one has cancer at 45. Also work with a lot of fit people and have seen several come down with cancer in their 30s and 40s. I've seen plenty of smokers and fatties living 100% independent quality lives in their 80s. I work in the emergency medical field so I see it all. Eating healthy might slightly combat the effects of genetics but it is definitely not worth doing your whole life to maybe live 5-10 more years than genetics has you written out for.
An MRE. I'll be fine.
>>699374945
Should of specified. Just some ground beef from a cow I slaughtered last week.
>>699369908
Bbg shapes and milk
tropical flavored starbursts
>>699374905
It's Krispies asswipe. And I don't know why they were doing it. But I heard them all popping and shit when they got wet so I assume they were getting kinky in the bowl.
>>699369908
>The last thing you ate is now all you can eat for the rest of your life. HOW FUCKED ARE YOU
Russian standard. Set for life boys.
>>699373691
milkdude
salsbury steak in grown gravy with noodles
i will never shit solids again
>>699369908
I call it disgusting
Just give me the fucking cookie and some milk, holy heck
I'll be dead in a week.
>>699375352
Never thought someone would be this butthurt over what i eat lol, okay okay do you man.
So Fucked!!!!
>>699375648
I'm sorry. Krispies. Now go eat a box of sweaty dicks.
lamb some fries and oysters
>>699376050
the hell is white castle and where can i get some?
>southern US fag
>>699370464
literally same m8 except no cheese on hashbrowns
>>699376050
>dem based sliders
At least you're going out like a champ
Philly cheese steak from Penn Station. Could be worse.
>>699369908
Sourmilk with flax seeds. Think I'll do pretty good.
>>699376192
You ever have Crystal burgers? Almost the same thing in the North east. They are an aquired taste.
French fries. Eh, not awful
>>699376134
Never had sweaty dicks. They made by Kelloggs or General Mills? Or they them cheap shit in the bags for like a dollar?
Mild boneless wings and Pepsi from Buffalo Wild Wings. Hayle yeah!
Supersonic burger with tater tots and a Cherry Coke from Sonic.
Guess I just fucked my arteries and shit.
>>699376339
nah i live in the shit end of Louisiana. never heard of either of them.
>>699369908
Seems like I'm in luck. Scientists just did a study that concluded eating nothing but potatoes for over 60 days can be just as healthy as a balanced diet.
And I love mashed potatoes.
>>699369908
Home made meal of steamed white rice and a delectable beef, broccoli and onion stir fry in a sweet/spicy soy/siracha based sauce.
I'm pretty good I think.
>>699370497
Ooo love me some Little Ceasars pizza with crazy bread. Got me through college.
>Arby's
I'm 100% okay with this
>>699376466
fuck everyone's eating good tonight and im stuck at home because my yard's flooded
Orange Chicken, fuck
Cheerios and milk
>>699376762
Kek
>>699370094
>>699370838
Faggots
>>699375975
Because you are what is wrong with America. The declassification of gender roles. Men doing feminine things instead of burly things. Women have to take over the manly roles for you. Which leads to faggots thinking it's okay to be proud they're faggots and women thinking it's ok to not be as nurturing of a mother because they should be independent and equally skillful around the house and shit because gender role lines are blurred. Then your kid grows up thinking if it's ok for dad and mom to do things real people who respect the gender roled make fun of, then I can be whatever I want too. Next thing you know your son is sucking a dick with his manicure buddy and your daughter is sucking niggers dick after she gets done changing the brakes on her car and comes in to see him fixing tofu burgers her favorite. Get the fuck out of here.
>>699376736
What did you have? On occasion, I'll get the cheapy $1-something sandwichs with roast beef and cheddar with a curly fry and then ask for a cup of cheese to dip my fries in.
Not healthy but I only do it every so often.
cold, dry popcorn chicken. Remember kids, suicide is always an option.
Daddies Cummies
Canned tuna and bread. Boring yes but ill live
>>699376965
god quit edging and cum already you outrageous closet faggot
I had a mango... Rip me
>>699377210
So you never answered the question you tofu loving queer how many dicks have you touched this year besides your own? Amiright or Amiright? You know I'm fucking right. You're the bottom too I bet. I hope Donald Trump bans homosexuality too and sends you all to Africa so you can at least spread your AIDS and hepatitis A where everyone else already has it
What are you going to pick <insert gaffigan joke>
>>699369908
calcium vitamins...
kidney stones arent that bad right?
>>699377522
not the same guy, tard
>>699369908
Soylent
Blood sausage, sauerkraut and potatos
Not bad
>>699370001
I like to chop onions n sausage in mine
>>699377670
Not bad at all
>>699377604
Then quit defending a faggot, faggot.
>>699376050
More like so fucking lucky.
>>699377749
good lord is /pol/ so full you fuckers are spilling out?
Pepperoni Pizza from Pizza Hut with a glass of Ovaltine.
>>699369908
Blueberry lemon zest Triscuits.
I've made a huge mistake.
>>699369908
Pretty well off actually.
>>699369908
I am happy...I had this
>>699377843
kek'd
My first thought anon.
>>699369908
soilant
>>699378012
this man is sustained by the pussy
>>699378012
Her anus smelled good? Describe her stink, please
Banana pudding fuck
Chicken slow-cooked in a crockpot with caramelized onions and seasoning salt? Meh. Could be worse. It's even low-testosterone.
>>699369908
sweet and sour chicken from P.F. changs. meeh
>>699369908
Chicken nuggets and vodka cran to drink.....
I'm not gonna make it.
>>699371674
Am I the only one that shits their brains out after eating quinoa? I love the stuff, but it's impossible for me to eat it.
>>699369908
A rice cake with cucumber and cheese. I'll last a week until I commit suicide
>>699377522
>>699376965
No, one of the problems with America is obesity, and im not part of it, you probably are though. Also no, im not a faggot, faggot.
ignored.
>>699375352
>women like REAL MEN who eat quarter pounders everyday and die of heart failure.
I'm not even vegan, but you're fucking pathetic, tbh fam
Carne asada burrito with a beer.
>>699369908
Hot pocket shit yea i can deal with that.
>>699376965
>eating healthy causes homosexuality
O-oh...
>>699378161
A delightfully slight musk if PM time, after a jog or long plane ride, but otherwise pure sweetness. She keeps that motor clean.
I'm a bit of a prude when it comes to rimming her - needs to be washed after last shit or I gotta be seriously worked up or drunk.
>mfw OP will be eating dicks for the rest of his life.
Got challenged to eat eat a banana and boneless BBQ chicken and some orange juice on the side don't know how long I willl stay alive
Box combo from Raising Canes.
I don't know how long my body will be able to handle it but it's not too bad
>>699369908
Stouffer's Chicken Alfredo
Not fucked at all.
>>699379167
dying on the diet of kings
>>699378871
Have fun with your constant heartburn.
>>699379022
Nice...good answer friend!
Blood pressure will be fucked
>>699374401
I thought 4chan had a strict no-nigger policy
Salutations, friends!
I hate to interrupt, but please direct your attention to my dubs! Intriguing!
>>699369908
>rasin bran
>>699379445
I could go for some good pho.
Raisins...
>>699369908
>herb chicken tortellini with pesto
>dark chocolate brownies
I'm fine.
>>699379069
Kek
Penne bolognese.
Spent 16 bucks at the Italian market down the street and came home with:
Ground beef, garlic, an onion, bunch of parsely , tomato paste, some grana padano and a box of penne.
Quick, hit my calories and macros for the day and had just enough room to enjoy a beer while I ate and watched some Olympic swimming and volleyball on TV.
I'd be ok with doing this everyday.
>>699369908
Well... I just drank a protein shake with Abv weed in it. So... Shit.
>>699379369
When rimming her, if I don't rub her clit she'll do it herself. Love those little moans as she arches her back and when I look up towards her face her belly looks like she's pregnant again.
>>699370097
Holy shit dood i just had a bagel too
Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and microwaved french fries
ehh not that bad
New Orleans 8 topping pizza (got 6 meat, then 1 extra cheese and 1 red onion) & Budweiser strawberita
Dead by Christmas atleast xD
>>699369908
Garlic bread and noodles.
Nice.
>>699369908
Bacon Wrapped steak.
Well I'm going to be a big fat fuck.
Shit bro, last thing I ate was pizza
eye fillet steak. Cooked at home medium rare. Fuck yes I could do far worse. No vegies though so I'll probably die in a couple months of malnutrition.
>>699369908
Irish soda bread. REKT
>>699369908
I wouldn't mind eating Pop Tarts the rest of my life
Kebab roll with garlic sauce. im going to live 5 years tops
>>699369908
oreos
I guess that's ok
>>699381322
lol u gonna die
>also nice dubs
Nachos, beans, pico de gallo. Not bad.
Blue rare sirloin steak on cheap steak day. Colon cancer here I come!
>>699369908
I had bbQ chopped beef/spicey BBQ sausage/bread/corn/ baked potato with sour cream chives bacon cheese and butter/ some cheesy rice and broccoli/ milk and water to drink. All of that shit is texas style bbq so life is gonna be pretty fuggin good. mfw thats what i get for the rest of my life
>>699369908
pot cookie - man I don't want to be baked for the rest of my life - I've got shit to do.
I am not sure how fucked I am...
I had ice cream... :\
I'll die in a week
>>699382998
did you just eat hair?
Cocks
Made bananas foster over super premium vanilla ice cream
Tomato 4 cheese pizza
My digestive track commits seppuku
>>699369908
beef jerky... that's expensive though, and lacks important nutrients. I would die of rabbit starvation.
salad, it wont be fun, but it won't be too harmful
>>699369908
toasted slice of bread folded with a slice of cheese
okay
>>699383501
it's kinda porc...wool
#justasiangirlfriendthings
>>699369908
Chicken taco salad with every Mexican food vegetable imaginable on it, including both Pico de Gallo and salsa. Some sour came and guacamole too. I'm good, ese.
>>699384083
dood...what
>>699382998
Is that a chunk of a rug?
>>699383501
Think its a rug but hell, who knows.
Pork udon with fresh veggies, I should turn out alright
>>699384083
You ate fucking wool? How fucking high are you to eat wool?
>Delicious steak sandwich with tons of mushrooms on garlic toast
Could be much worse
>>699369908
Sushi :-)
>>699369908
I haven't eaten in over 48 hours. Pictures like that are better than porn to me now.
>>699369908
>be me eat jerky
>glad as hell that jerky is my food 5 evr
slav stew steak strips with chink rice
eh
Pot brownie
>get munchies but can only eat pot brownies
>stuck in this vicious circle of highness and hunger
>>699369908
Moons over my Hammy sandwich from Denny's, with a side of fries. that is a lot of carbs to eat all the time but at least it has some meeeaaat
>>699385040
Someone post food porn please
>>699384561
yeah...wool made of porc.
it's delicious.
>>699369908
Shredded wheat cereal with milk. Not too bad.
>>699369908
salmonella
>>699369908
nice dabetus burger
Pizza. Obesity here I come
>>699382508
>9fag watermark
kys
>>699372606
Win
>>699376339
>aquired taste
wtf, they hardly qualify as food.
well shit
>>699369908
Mother in laws cooking. Fucking awful.
>>699373950
>ciskababs
>kek'd
>>699370094
>woman
>penis
Are you retarded?
>>699385878
uhhhh that looks so fucking good
>>699369908
A Monte Cristo sandwich with a side of chips and a cream soda.
I'm not too worried.
>>699369908
7/11 Spicy Hotdog with everything on it.
Eh.
Could be worse
>>699374401
Get off my board you fucking nigger
A banana.
>>699375346
>Shiting lava for rest of life
Must suck /b/ro
Medium Rare ribeye. I'll be ok with that
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Local pizza that is only open 4-8. Probably gonna close down soon.
I made meatloaf and carrots with a glass of milk. I could have done much worse. I will probably turn orange though.
Now tie noodles with home made tomato sauce and turkey meatballs. It was dank but I couldn't enjoy it for more than a few meals in a row. Meh. Could deff be worse.
>>699376363
It must be hard being that fucking savage
>>699386805
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE NIGGA
>>699369908
Mac and cheese. Guess I'm gay
>>699369908
Cheeseburger with fried eggs and drinking Orange Pineapple Vodka...
I'm ok with this
>>699369908
a fucking cookie dough klondike bar
hello blood sugar poisoning, diabetes, and obesity
which will kill me first
Probably malnutrition
>>699386805
O shi-
here come dat party van
an oatmeal cookie
fug
>>699378026
Good old costco
>>699383461
what a week though
>>699386805
oh hell no i cant be around this type of shit man im on probation
mushroom swiss burger on ciabatta bread.
it was really good.
>>699369908
yogurth cake :3
>>699386805
mother fuuuuuuuck
Chicken breast, kale salad, and rice.
Meh, could be worse.
Fuck. Looks like I'm Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.
>>699369908
Sushi....
>>699369908
>domino's lava cakes
Looks like I'll need dialysis, weight loss, and insulin.
>>699386805
>Reply to this post horrifyed, will delete later
Reply to this post horrifyed, will delete later
ok
>>699369908
half rotten curry. Uh....
>>699369908
Pretzels with dark chocolate and coffee.
>>699371515
Fucking kek
Also was snacking on leftover pasta, so sick. Delicious, but death by no protein.
>>699369908
Loaded nachos and half a quesadilla from taco bell.
Nice but I'll have acid reflux all the time
>>699388404
What kind?
>>699369908
Pretzel salt, rip sodium levels
>>699369908
jacobs cream crackers with MRE cheddar cheese and bacon spread
guess im never shitting ever again...saves money on toilet roll and wipes i guess
had a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.... how fucked am i ?
>>699386805
MODS
O
D
S
>>699369908
Pork chops, potatoes and corn and salad....I dunno. I think I'd be better off than most.
>>699386805
Actually, I have to agree with that tbh. Just "society's rules" and all that.