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What is the best way to get revenge? I want to ruin a horrible person's life, but I don't want to kill her. I want to make her wish she was dead.

I was thinking maybe slashing three of her tires, but it didn't seem good enough after what she did to me and my family. Thoughts?
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Forgive her.
If she really did it to hurt you. Nothing will make her more angry.
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>>699368120
Truth
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>Make her wish she was dead
>Slash her tires

You dumbass. I was going to tell you how to erode her personality and get her to kill herself, but that pissed me off. Convince me to share my wisdom. What'd she do?
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>>699367959
>why care? greentext the backstory faggot
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>>699367959
Establishment of context request.
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>>699367959
get her to be registered as a sex offender
give her something like aids without her knowledge
ruin her financially by taking loans, opening credit cards, and stuff in her name
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>>699368120
>>699368273
agreed, when you are dealing with women, being the better person destroys them as they think they are above everything
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>>699367959
In a way that doesn't break the law... or that she can easily deduce that you broke the law to get revenge.
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>>699367959
Find a local concert thats sold out. Offer tickets for sale 2 days before at below cost. Post her number... with a line like "call after 11pm because I work shift work"
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>>699368740
This kind of stuff doesn't work

>>699368786
>being the better person destroys them as they think they are above everything

wise man
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>>699367959
Grow the fuck up

>but muh revenge
how to act like an autistic 12 year old 101
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Dude buy a car in her name and park it illegally so it gets her a shot tone of tickets
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>>699367959
best revenge is to pimp it hard core.
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>>699368581
Took me a sec.
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>>699368740
These are all illegal.
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>>699367959
>slashing her tires

Set it on fire
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>>699367959
>ruin her life
>wish she was dead
>did something horrible to you and your family
>make her buy new tires as revenge

what the fuck
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>>699367959
kill everyone she cares about
>parents
>siblings
>husband
>boyfriends
>children
>friends
>girlfriends
eventually she will either anhero or quit socializing bc every time she cares about anyone they die
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Ok first...you'll need a bat sized hunk of french bread and tupperware to keep it fresh
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>>699368786

Bam. This.
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>>699367959
Go to walmart and buy a valve stem remover. When she's no where near a store, remove all of her valve stems in her tires and get rid of them.
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>>699369413
And a half used bottle of shampoo
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>>699368407
>be me
>seven years ago
>happy family, doing good
>tight with sister, she's nit the brightest but I still love her
>one day sis meets new friend, I'll call her Bitch.
>"Anon, meet Bitch! She's really cool"
>she's actually unhygenic, smelly, and gross
>against my better judgement, I think "She can't be that bad" and introduce myself
>She's rude off the bat
>"Is that your bro? He's pretty fucking ugly."
>Sis laughs, I leave.

That was the day that began my family's slow decline.
(Cont.)
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>>699369054
if you think it doesnt then you are retarded. i have been on the sex offender list, cleared of any wrong doing but still come up as registered even though im not
its been 4 years and they still havent removed me after ive been to court 3 times over it. it does ruin your life because employers wont hire you, they will fire you, you must inform people, you have to live in certain areas and if circumstances change such as a school opening you have to move
std can ruin her life because she can be sued for not informing partners before hand and the health issues along with it to herself and her kids (if any) can be affecting ruining her family in 2 ways.
if you fuck stick her with a lot of debt without her realizing it her credit score drops, she now has debt she has to pay(even if identity stolen you still get stuck with bill exceeding certain amount) and now she has to get shit interest rates for years.
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>>699368786
Don't just be the better person though. It'll only work if she sees you're totally fine with life. Get a new girl, a job, keep good hygeine. Seeing you are successful without her and are totally unperturbed by whatever she did will fuck with her.
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>>699369680
This better not be a waste of my time. I've gotten three women to an hero.

>tfw the fat ones are the easiest
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>>699369607
wait did you remember the string?
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>>699367959
You have to think about what makes a woman love herself. Generally you will come to the conclusion that it is:
>Her looks
>Her friendships
>Her reputation

So those are the things that you have to go after. Luckily the looks directly contribute to the friendships and the relationships. Your best option is to

>Get a bunch of poison ivy
>Get some heroin or meth
>Knock her out with a date rape drug
>Cover her with poison ivy
>I mean everywhere, especially the inside of her crotch
>Inject her with some heroine
>Put some heroine in her purse
>Wait about 12-18 hours so the poison ivy has time to start causing a rash
>Drop her off in a sketchy part of town with no cameras
>She goes to the hospital
>They run a blood test
>Find lots of heroine
>Find heroin in her purse
>The poison ivy leaves excessive scarring
>She is now an ugly bitch with an arrest record for doing heroin
>Looks ruined
>Reputation ruined
>Friendships ruined

If you want to be really cruel you could also burn down her house. You have to go 100% or don't bother.
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>>699369759
That's fucking hilarious. The fact that you don't deserve it is even funnier. Storytime, please?
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>>699370006
also make sure the heroine needle is dirty so it also ruins her sex life
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Clam juice in the air conditioner.
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>>699370299
Indeed. Maybe even deliberately give it to someone with AIDS first. Good call.
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>>699367959
update her pc to windows 10
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We still haven't heard what she did, b/tards! OP is dragging his feet!
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Entice her and then have consensual sexual intercourse with her. Get in good and earn her trust. Then rook her into having a three some with you and your pals, but also have your other homies outside of in a different room ready to walk in as you are Eiffel towering her with your home dog. Have barging in friends take pictures and laugh at her while she's mid spit roast. There ya go. Foolproof.
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>>699367959
Here's a thought: don't be a douche lord
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>>699370635
kek'd
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>>699370760
That would imply OP has game, which he does not. Realistic suggestions.
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>>699369680
Forgive me I know I'm a illiterate fool
>Weeks go by, Sister claims Bitch is her "Best Friend"
>Parents try to be nice too, openly insults them to their face too.
>Whenever she comes over, she ruins all our shit and makes a mess, leaving shit everywhere
>openly tells my sister she's worthless and insults her to her face.
>Sister has extremely low self esteem, believes every word.
>Bitch drags her everywhere she goes, doing Shady shit and getting into trouble.
>My sister grows more and more like her as the years go by.
>Bitch turns into a complete slut, My sister with her.
>Sister starts doing drugs, buying slutty clothes, just like Bitch.
>Parents try to get her to stop, she won't listen
>Parents cry all the time while my sister starts becoming an apathetic whorey asshole like her best friend.
>Had enough, I'll go deal with this to her parents
>Find out her adress, go to confront her family
(Cont.)
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>>699370153
>take custody of sisters kid(6) after she dies
>kid is literally surprise since no one knew she had kid
>welp not gonna let kid go to system so why not
>be 22 with 6 year old kid
>lifes..weird for first few months but get used to it
>neighbor who hates me notices bloody clothes in garbage, girl walking funny as will as bruises
>reports me to police for possible abuse
>police look around and people heard sex sounds coming from place
>get picked up girl gets looked over
>find "sexual" abuse
>get arrested and processed, fast tracked to predator list
>fight it
>3 weeks later shown i didnt abuse her and the anal bruises were from a bike
>her bike seat busted and she landed on pipe, bloody clothes were where i cut myself and stepped on her clothes(underwear and skirt), sex noises were porn...she found porn on tv by flipping channels. cost me quite a bit for shitty porn to
>get kid back, get cleared
>still on list i found out by being told i would work near children thus couldn't be hired a few months later
>fast forward 4 years and finally got off list in july after 10 times needing to verify i wasn't on it with people and going to court 3 times
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>kill yourself
>leave a scathing note blaming her
>?????
>profit
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>>699369680
the fact that this is the start of your butthurt bugs me greatly.
now i wanna think of ways to ruin your life

Any one else agree? a change in subject? ruin ops life?

>>699371287
And now this... jesus live your own fucking life you neck beard
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>>699371578
im about 90 percent sure you were fucking your niece in the ass
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>>699367959
Grab a knife and go cut her up
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>>699371578
This story sounds like you are from a third world country, or maybe some shithole like India but definitely somewhere relatively uncivilized. In that case just honor kill her and be done with it.
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>Door opens, sweet old lady answers
>"Ma'am, are you Bitch's mom?"
>Turns out Bitch was adopted by a lady with terminal cancer, and her and her brother were being taken care of by their mom's elderly parents.
>They are the sweetest, kindest people I've ever met.
>feel like shit
>they know what Bitch does, and almost fear her like she's some sort of malevolent slaver
>feel like shit for them
>Talk about restraining orders, realize Bitch has no consent for the law
>I ask about every option
>It either won't stop her or it's already too late
>completely helpless
>Thank them and go home
(Cont.)
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>>699371931
nope, if i were gonna do a little girl she'd be 9-10 minimum so there would be actual fuckability other than just the tip
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>>699367959
If you've got money I know a .onion website hosted by a professional hacker that ruins lives
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>>699371578
dude, that is horrific. What ended up happening to the kid?
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>>699367959
Arson, then when she gets another house, burn it to the ground also
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Piss in her Tropicana and put it back in the fridge
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>>699372196
oh so you are a pedophile with a niece whos gonna be 10 soon who wants to work around children.... so you only got the tip in and caused her ass to bleed?
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>>699372113
There is no such thing as a sexual predators list on third world countries.
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>>699371578
That's a sketchy assistance story. Seems like too many coincidences to me. How'd you get her to lie to the police?
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>>699372389
sorry, that was meant for OP, not you
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>>699372147
>no consent for the law
wut
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>>699372113
usa actually. people just turn blind eye to corruption in the system or create scapegoats(like with how cops are all kkk members basically) rather than fix it because that would mean admitting our government is as corrupt as third world countries
>>699372248
got her back from protective services with apologies which is fine you were doing your job. she is still with me
>>699372374
>has a daughter
>must be fucking her because he is a pedo incest freak
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>>699372147
this story is painfully retarded
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>>699372561
this
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>>699372147
sounds like bitch is a junkie
cops do fuck all to investigate a junkie that overdosed
just start sneaking H into her purse and car whenever you have access to them
eventually she will finish herself off
and no one, except maybe your sister, will give a flying fuck
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>>699372620
probably meant no concern
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>>699372684
you basically admitted to your pedophilia so ya incest isnt a far jump
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>>699367959
>What is the best way to get revenge?

Smurf her; you shit in a long tube sock and beat her with it.
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Do the dumb slash tire stuff as well as others over like a year. Make it look like someone she cares about did it.
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>>699372147
Well this wasn't worth my time. I could have helped you too.
>three women, dude
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>>699372684
how is it that you ended up on the registry without being convicted? Are you saying they put you on the list as soon as you were arrested?
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>>699372869
kek
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>>699371287
>wew
>>99371578
>>>LAD!

I mean what the fuck?
Got a proof?
Just blur out the names tho.
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>>699367959
Anonymously send loads of death threats to her and her relasives/friends.
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Get her to use shampoo with Nair in it.

Not too strong.

After a few times hair will brittle and fall out - bald
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>As the years go by, it keeps escalating
>Bitch continues to use my sister
>Makes sister buy her shit, forces sister to cart her around places because she's too lazy to do it herself
>She even convinced my sister to let Bitch drive down the interstate in my car
>she doesn't know how to drive
>Sister gets arrested twice, both times with Bitch
>Dad worries about her all the time, clings to the false hope she'll come back to us
>and then, one day, it happens
>Bitch leaves my sister
>Overwhelming joy
>Parents cry tears of joy
>Sister gradually gets better, but still doesn't realize Bitch is poisonous
>The nightmare is finally over
>For a while
(Cont.)
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I believe success is the best revenge... Tbh I was in the same boat OP... But nothing tops revenge like success...
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>>699372865
i merely stated that the minimum age would be that of a girl that has actually hit the age for sexual awakening which is simply instinctive and part of human nature
>>699372925
fast tracked by authorities since it was child abuse case and the stance on child predators is fuck them they arent people regardless of being proven guilty
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>>699367959
You've got 2 choices. Destroy her slowly, or forgive her with the knowledge that what she has done will slowly eat away at her and she'll die a lonely, depressed old hag with nothing to look forward to. I'll give some ideas on option #1, since #2 doesn't need explaining.

1. Break into her car, steal everything valuable.
2. Plant some illegal substances in her house/car. Meth, CP, whatever fits her character.
3. Stalk her, leave slight hints that you were there. Move her stuff while she's gone, put a common item beside her things when she's not looking, yell her name when she's alone then hide so she can't find you, just stress her out as much as possible.
4. Leave dead animals outside her door. If she has an apartment, this could prove difficult. Maybe throw one through her window?
5. Mail her stupid things from random addresses. Dead mice, a homemade clock which happens to resemble a bomb, a box full of flour with "enjoy your anthrax" written on a piece of paper inside it, etc.
6. Destroy random things she owns until she goes broke. Brick through her window, slash tires, hit her windshield with a baseball bat, make her fall down the stairs, whatever you want.
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>>699373322
ya you were only talking about how its best to wait till they are 10 to fuck them, like its something you have thought about... yo you are obvious pedo. How did you get your niece to lie for you?
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taka pic of her car from fb or evem in person and post a craigslist ad saying they want to sell it hella cheap because they need money bad.
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>>699367959
hire a hitman from the dark web
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>Rape her dad and turn him gay
>Rape blow him so good he'll know that hes gay
>Do all of his fetishes
>Tell his wife and have her walk in on you guys
>She'll Double Homicide murder this shit
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>>699367959
Subscribe her to like 100 magazines, it's really annoying and if they don't pay, it eventually goes on their credit score.
>captain passive-aggressive away!
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>>699373402
Quality shit right there.
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>>699369801
This will work two fold. Not only will she see that she didn't have as big of an impact on you as she thought she did. You will also forget about whatever she did to you and be happier in general.

Then you will feel silly about making this thread in the first place.
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>>699373322
>fast tracked by authorities since it was child abuse case and the stance on child predators is fuck them they arent people regardless of being proven guilty

what a nightmare. Glad you finally got it settled. Don't feed the trolls that are calling you a pedo. You stepped up at a young age to take care of a kid you didn't know at all and then had to deal with a world of shit for 4 years because of it. Assuming it's all true, you are a pretty stand up guy.
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you say you don't want to kill her, just make her wish she was dead. If any of this shit has an ounce of truth, get yourself a shovel and a bullet and get it done
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>>699367959
The best way to get revenge is to do nothing. The ravages of old age will be far more cruel than you could ever hope to be.
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>>699367959

>knock her out
>lock her in basement
>give her knife
>lock basement door
shell kill herself eventually when she realizes your not coming back to feed her
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Well.......

I was walking late one night with my gf in a sketchy area when this black dude comes walking from behind a building.

We mind our business and keep going then he says "hey! Hey, brah"

Automatically i assumed he wanted change but i answered "what"

He said the creepiest shit someone in a sketchy area could of said at 3 am..he said "the best way to get revenge..is to behead somebody"

...

I said "okay, thats weird!" then hurried home watching our backs..

So best way to get revenge....behead them
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>>699368407
nice anon, speech level 100
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tell her shes a meanie
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>One day I come back from work
>Door is open
>ohshit.jpg
>Run in, Sis is cleaning up glass on the floor
>She's bruised
>"Sis! What the hell happened!?"
>"Nothing..."
>Smell the air, catch that disgusting stench Bitch calls perfume
>"Was Bitch here?"
>"Um... No?"
>She's a horrible liar, can tell obviously she's nervous
>I call my Dad, he calls the police
>Sister screams "No, I swear she's a good person!"
>Bitch goes to jail for a year
>A month later, my sister tries to kill herself after hanging out with her druggie "friends"
>She goes to rehab for a few months
>She comes back home, things are getting better again
>once again, I'm filled with a false hope that Bitch is gone forever
>it's short lived
(Cont.)
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>>699374000
he already directly talked about how its best to wait till they are 10 to fuck them, he is obvious pedo yo
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>>699375286
You're muslim, right?
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>>699375286
Why do you take so long to greentext? You are not even saying that much.
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bump
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>>699375486
He's making it up as he goes. It's really easy to greentext on mobile.

>See?
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>>699375286
this is the lamest story i have ever read about someone blaming some random person for their sister being a dumb teenager
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>>699374000
all i can say is thank god i had a good lawyer and refused to take any deal
plus because of kid i got job i have now at higher pay than would have
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>>699375922
you desire to fuck 10 year old girls.. i wish you didnt get your niece back
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>>699375286
YOU DIDNT EVEN EXPLAIN WHY SHE GOT ARRESTED ASSHOLE, THIS STORY IS SHIT. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SHITTY PARENTS F THEY CANT STOP YOUR SISTER FRIM SEEING THE CUNT, AND IF SHES OVER 18 STOP GIVING A SHIT
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>>699375922
Thanks for taking the bait. I've been feeding your ego this whole time pedophile. What kind of hell does your niece live in? How did you get her to lie to the police?
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>>699375864
OP is an in-bred Muslim, he has to tend to the goats in between texts.
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>>699376397
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO COMPLIMENT YOU IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LE EPIC MAYMAY TROLLED YOU
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>>699376399
Kek if by tend to you mean fuck I'd believe it
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>>699376397
>i never really was on your side
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>>699372561
ya honestly. dont you need to go though and purchase porn from a tv... dont think a kid could do that. also how did they prove that the bike bruised her fartbox
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>Sister is ok for a while
>Bitch is gone, life is going fine
>Sister starts hanging out with Bitch's friends again
>Starts falling back into her old habits
>She starts doing drugs again
>She stars sleeping around
>Starts acting like an asshole again
>Her nice friends want nothing to do with her
>Parents try to stop her again, but she doesn't listen to herself
>I once again try to get through to her
>She won't listen to anyone but her friends or herself
>Last spring
>Come home one day, She's not there
>Her stuff is gone
>She ran away from home so she could do drugs with her "friends"
>Realize that Bitch consumed her, and the Sister I once knew and loved is dead
>Parents are devastated, she left without saying goodbye
>See my Dad crying for the first time, hairs are turning white by now
>Sister refuses to talk to any of the people who love her
>She only talks to me, if at all
>She says she misses me
>I miss her too
>Today, she says that she started talking to Bitch again
>She still refuses to realize Bitch is a horrible person after everything Bitch did to her
>That was today

Bitch has been a thorn in my side for years. She has not only ruined my Sister's life, but she has torn my family's hearts to shreds, and continues to do so to this day. I was thinking of beaying the shit out of her personally, but it's too quick. If I slash 3 of her tires, insurance won't pay for it, but it's not enough. I want to make her suffer for everything she's done. I want to break her not only mentally, but emotionally.
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>>699377612
Before I tell you my master plan, can you please show us how 'bitch' looks like?
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Kill yourself so they feel bad.
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>>699373322
ur stories falling apart man... did you or did u not butt blast ur niece
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>>699377612
Honestly ... sounds like you arent accepting your sister is a failure bitch and pushing the blame off onto a random friend with no real justification beyond "THIS DIDNT START TILL SHE HUNG OUT WITH HER!" like really your sister just sounds like a dumb teenager and nothing more.
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>>699377837
I second this pls
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>>699377902
>butt blast your neice
Kek'd
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>>699377837
I'll try to get one, gimme a sec.
Also, I almost forgot.
>make friend
>becomes bro
>he has a brother
>Brother dated Bitch
>Bitch pretended she was raped by him, cost his brother thousands and jailtime
>he agrees she was a massive cunt
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Use a key logger and find out some dark shit about her. Then make a QR code with all the stuff you found. Then all you have to do is make copys and place them where people can see them. The good part about this is people can't track the QR code back to you. Have fun!!!
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>>699367959
If you are not willing to kill someone, the best answer is to let it go. If you are White - there is not excuse for not being in control of your actions.

It is sortof like war. You only fight war to win. To completely exterminate your enemy. If you don't want to do that... great. Don't go to war. But the worse thing to do is some pussy ass half measure.
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This is her
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>>699378513
discusting
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>>699378513
Niggers
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>>699377612

Bitch isn't Erynn Lober is she?
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>>699378513
I would say rape her but I doubt you could even get hard, unless you're a sadist
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>>699367959
Thermite through engine block. Every other yr on random dates
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>>699378513
What you do is setup a RAT, go on hackfourms and search up babylon (make accotn first) once you finish that whole setup make a download link for it. Next, call the mexicunts parents and act like you're tech support, and make them use the girls pc. Tell them to download ur file to fix all the issues. THATS WHEN YOU HAVE ACCESS TO HERE WHOLE PASSWORD, plus a whole entire text doccument of her saved passwords, im talkin about emails, facebook, paypal, everything!
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Post pics of sister
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>revenge

Living well is the best revenge. Forget whatever happened. Move ahead.
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Perhaps you guys are right. Maybe I should just live and let live. Sorry for ranting, /b/.

Sage.
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>>699370899
You monster!
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what the actual fuck, is bitches name noelle?
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>>699379849
No
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>>699377612
Tell sister this:
>"This is the first time I ever say this unironically or as a joke, I genuinely mean this: Kill yourself."
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>>699375286
If this is op u are the worst greentext storyteller ever. At least reply to your previous post. I would almost rather read a detailed paragraph. Saying this, keep going.
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>>699379327
Don't listen to this faggot
You want revenge
>get to know her
>date her for a month
>say you're into kinky shit
>take her to a back alley
>before hand prep
bring rubber gloves, stabby weapons
>Stab her in the neck gloveless
>Put gloves on and plant a weapon on her
>call police
>profit
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>>699378513
JESUS CHRIST
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>>699380106
OP is literally retarded
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>>699380185
this makes no sense... so frame yourself for murder?
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>>699378513
You want her life ruined, right? You can just post names...
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>>699380522
and location
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>>699380522
I wasn't asking for you to do anything to her, 4chan isn't a personal army.
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>>699377612
You are telling me that this "Bitch" ruined your life because she corrupted your sister. Think of how your fucking sister feels, it's your feelings x10. Whatever you feel is because of your Sisters position. You don't even have a fucking problem. Be stern with your sister and tell her to make a choice because if she truly loves you, and "misses" you, she should choose you 100% of the time. Tell her that you and her will live together or some shit and you will help her, but tell her that if she keeps that friend involved in her life you don't want to be a part of that pain. Friends come and go, even "good" ones. She has to at least know this. Considering the severity of your situation is honestly about a 2/10 on the urgency scale (a 1 being a mental boo-boo), slashing her tires consistently so she doesn't go anywhere is perfect, and even helpful for your situation.
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>>699380470
Explain how he would frame be framing himself
The plan is to frame her by planting a weapon on her and say she attempted to attack him
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>>699367959
What ever yoi do, op, dont do sonething illegal like Call officials pretending to be a family member and declare her dead. It's not like it will fuck up her social security and prevent her from benifits and good jobs while also being nigh impossible for her to ever get that back.

Because I hear it's illegal to do that
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>>699380731
But seriously, you need to be 100% serious with her and almost act mad at her. Don't be insulting but let her know your opinions of her have changed and let her know what they are and that they are strictly because of that friend. If she runs away to her friend then shes past the point of no return. REAL Interventions for this type of shit normally work.
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>>699380731
This.
Thank you Anon, I will try to talk to her again.
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Wait till she has kids or something she loves and ruin it
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>>699381019
Drill sergeant - insults?
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>>699380748
you have no gloves, stab her in the neck. Now shes dead with a knife that has your prints on it. Now you put gloves on and plant it on her. her prints arent on it. Now if he fixes it so that you put her prints on it also yours will be shown as being on there first. That doesnt matter though because youre going to jail regardless, what do you think theyre going to believe? that this girl attacked you and you killed her or you killed her. not to mention theyll pull your phone records and see it was your idea to meet up.

Youre dumb and its clear you dont know very much, just coming up with edgy ideas and getting defensive about it
>hurr take a knife and stab her but make sure to put gloves on and plant it on her
>profit guys hurr hurr
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Here's how you do it.
''Send '' her a packages on purpose with goods from say someone's grandma. This someone can be literally anyone you could think of. Be creative op, so- start small. Plant a box with a goods mailed to her door step. You might want to watch her daily schedule so you don't get caught. If possible plant it in the am when she is sleeping. Your first deliveries will be very innocent. Include a card that say something like '' George, I'm so happy to hear you finally moved to your own place. I hope you are doing well. I will send you a couple of things to get you on your feet. Love grandma, aunt whatever. '' If she is a piece of filth as you state she won't think twice about stealing the shit and keeping it. She will cover your own tracks. Start including simple shit at first. Cookies, money, letters, ect. Then when you really want to let her have it. Send something with rat poison baked into something. Get creative, she has earned the trust of grandma by now and won't give it a second thought. If she survives she might end up permanently fucked.
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>>699381422
You bring an extra weapon you dumb cunt
Oh no yeah you're right though
>hurr hurr
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My personal fave is to poison their kids.
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>>699381792
this
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>>699367959
There was a person in my life that I wanted to destroy for similar bullshit. I even got as far as to put together an elaborate revenge plan with contingencies/backups at multiple steps. And when it came time to implement, I realized something. I'M the one who has to carry this out, putting myself at risk, trying not to get caught, hiding the evidence, and going to jail if I fucked up (it involved fire... a lot of it). All over a stupid cheating bitch. Scrapped everything, moved on, just wiped everything about her out of my life.

2 years later, bitch was actually dumb enough to list me as a job reference, to which I made sure her her prospective employers were aware of her multiple convictions for petty theft. Cliched, but living well really is the best revenge.
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>>699367959
Caustic soda to the face, it will react with the liquid on her eyes causing them to dissolve (if you have seen fight club you know what it does) it will not kill it will permanently blind her. Then one day hand her a note as she sits by herself which reads "I did it" walk away she will get someone to read it for her make sure no camera's. Irony are the worst way to crush someone next to believing they ever had a chance to beat you. then if you want to go further rape her after she is blind done!
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>>699372113
I hope you're kidding, That sounds like the US down to a T. Third world doesn't give a fuck about child abuse.
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>>699367959
rape her
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>>699382013
Yeah, I'm probably just going to turn the other cheek. Hopefully Karma bites her in the ass, lime I said before.
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>>699377612
Solution? Kill bitch. She took your family, so kill her.
>Figure out when bitch is alone, kill her, and dump it in the middle of nowhere.
>make sure to protect your hands, vehicle and anything else that could come in contact with her
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>>699382244
>lime I said before
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>>699372753
good strat.
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>>699367959
holy shit, is she a car?
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>>699382281
>yea just kill her and get away with it like its nothing
> hurr hurr
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>>699382397
>what is a typo
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>>699377612
Legal troubles are the worst. If she has a strike or two all you need to do is watch.
Or

>Follow her
>wait for her to buy drugs
>follow her again
>wait for her to go somewhere kinda far away from her car
>Smash her car up a bit when the coast is clear
>call cops
>tell themyou think you witnessed a hit and run and followed the driver
>don't say it was 100% that, like you heard a loud noise and someone looked like they were flung out of the way
>say other people stopped to check on the pedestrian so you followed the car
>when cops investigate they'll find drugs on her
>3 strikes and life in prison
>get those 3 strikes on her

You can try and just take pics of her buying drugs and tell the cops she bought drugs and tried to buy/sell them to you and then turn her in, but most cops don't care about that.

OR do what i did and get a bro cop and tell him this. Offer to help him catch her buying drugs.

Lastly, you could grab something very important to your sis and plant it in bitch's house/car and try to drive the two apart
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>>699373190
OK what the fuck is wrong with this story??? Is it out of order or what? The timeline makes literally zero sense

we go from your sister dying to meeting Bitch's adoptive parents to bitch using your (dead) sister?
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So guys, was this thread really worth two hours?
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>>699377612
Two words: "hot" "shot".

Depending on what kind of drugs Bitch is into, lacing it something really strong (Fentynal is a good choice) could send her into a coma or death "by misadventure" as the cops will report it.
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>>699382281
>>Figure out when bitch is alone, kill her, and dump it in the middle of nowhere.

Kidnap her, take to middle of nowhere THEN kill her, so less evidence for the feds
Cops still going to question you when she vanishes though.
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>>699382909
its two stories and two different people i think
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>>699382909
He never said she was dying, anon.
Also
>story???
I see you're a summerfriend.
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>>699367959
Release her personal information onto 4chan
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>>699372865
>>699373508
>>699377902
>>699375372
These fucking kids.

So talking about killing someone makes you a murderer too right? Quit baiting and come back when you're 18 when you're allowed to use this site.
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>>699367959
Live well. It is the greatest revenge.

also

Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the entire world; and whoever rescues a single life earns as much merit as though he had rescued the entire world.
-The Talmud
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>Gain her trust
>become good friends
Turn your back on her when she needs you the most.
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>>699383366
haha
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>>699382909
I think he's implying that the old her is dead. Not physically dead but is totally different and dead to the fanily.

It's like when my cousin started doing heroin and ended up in prison then stOle $5000 from my 90 year old legless grandmother. He's dead to us.
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>>699383252
ok

thanks
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>>699383309
still defending yourself ehh pedo?
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>>699383474
what the actual fuck
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>>699381792
You know reading this back again made me realize that my advice is actually going to make you worse of a person than she is. Which can work out great for you. I'm sure your sister retains some humanity in her from you or what not. So why not become the person you hate? Maybe she will see how drastic you've changed. Maybe not do the hard drugs but make yourself look like shit with your sister and hang out with her and show her how bad you've dropped. Maybe start asking her for help and she'll realize that is her. If that fails you've already transformed into a horrible piece of trash and should just go ahead and beat her like an egg or add started fluid in her gas tank.
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>>699369052
A owner of a company once cheated me for a shit ton of money. Every January 1st I put a bargain iPhone up on craigslist with his private number
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>>699383322
>quoting a Jewish text on morality
>the Jewish bible said god told the jews to slaughter men women and childern
>and childern
>children

Jews know less about morality than socialists know about economics
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>>699383474
Story?
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>>699383803
What if he changed numbers
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>>699383669
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>>699378513
THE FUUUUUCK, I KNEW THAT GIRL TWO YEARS AGO
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>>699367959
>>699369680
>>699371287
>>699372147
>>699373190
>>699375286
>>699377612
>>699378225
>>699379571
>>699380716
>>699381039
>>699382244
Wow OP, I know that feel. This kind of shit fucking sucks. You're making the right decision by letting it go. Good luck.
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>>699381792
KeK
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>>699381792
Woah
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>>699383669
It's fine. I've already logged his IP. What should I do with it?
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i know how to fuck her life up with one easy solution, just fucking hydro lock her car

that would really fuck her day up
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>>699375142
Not him, but I kek'd. Tragic backstory unlocked.
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>>699383669
>>699384259
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>>699379327
This guy fucking knows. Also the other best revenge is banging a blood relative of theirs or best friend.
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>>699383677
Do you not get term or do you mean the thing I said about my cousin?

If it's the latter,
He was cool for a while but got into heroin. When he was young his father left because his mother is a shit person, she blocked his father from any custody even though there was proof she was a jobless drug user, she got a restraining order on him because he took his kids off her while she was on meth, the cops sided with the mother despite half of my family being witnesses and siding with the father. She gave her son (my cousin) heroin after he broke his leg at age 16, he's been hooked his whole life now. My father got him into rehab and gave him a job after he got caught with heroin.

It didn't last

He stole shit from us, stole my grand mothers social security checks, and the list goes on.

Unlike op I don't want to get back at him, and his mother got her justice already so all we do now is disown them.

I would have green texted this but I didn't want to look like op or steal his thunder
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This story confuses me enough to piss me off.
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>>699383881
See
>>699384778
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>>699384778
there was no thunder it was the lamest story possible
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>>699384878
>>699384182
This is the order I think.
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>>699384778
one off trips

and you should totally green text it i would like to know more about this
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>>699384057
he changes it every now and then, but i pwned his company and his wife.
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>>699383669
Oh okay, so saying "I wanna kill that bitch" on a daily basis doesn't make you a murderer, but saying "I wanna fuck that kid" makes you a pedophile. What the fuck kind of sense does that make?
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>>699385249
i dont say i wanna kill that bitch ever unless i wanna kill that bitch, why would i say this on a daily basis? do you? I think you have anger issues and a attraction to children.
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>>699385042
I wasn't trying to tell a story to entertain you, I told you the way things happened in real life.
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>>699385249
There called red flags pedo. If a stranger on a train said he was going to kill me, I'd fear for my life. How did you get her to lie?
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>>699385478
basically nothing happen to you though, you are making the classic mistake of blaming a family members actions on a outside force cause you cant accept that said family member might just suck
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>>699385455
I do not believe that you have never once in your life thought to yourself "I want to kill that person".
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>>699384778
Feel free anon, my story's over and I decided to leave her alone. If you want you can start a new thread and post it there so we can sage this one.
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>>699373402
Op, this is pure gold, do all this shit here
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>>699385042

If it's the latter,
He was cool for a while but got into herein infused anal sex . When he was young his son left because his mother is a shit person , she blocked his father from any anal even though there was proof she was a jobless 4chan user, she got a transgenic order on him because he took his kids off her while she was on meth, the cops sided with the mother despite half of my family being witnesses and sliding in with the father. She gave her son (my asshole) heroin after he broke his innards at age 16, he's been hooked his whole life now. My father got him into xvideo and gave him a job after he got caught with 1m views.

It didn't last

He shat on us, raped my grand mothers using her social security checks, and the list goes on.

There, personalized it for your reading pleasure.
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>>699385670
every day though? also pedophile is some one attracted to kids silly not some one who fucks kids, we have all ready established you have a sexual attraction to kids so whats the argument
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>>699371931
lol
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>>699385188
Nothing more to say, just a shit mother. My family hates feminism because we watched it ruin a family.

Honestly if the laws werent so in favor of mothers in divorce, my cousin would have lived with a role model who owns his own business and has never done anything worse than drink alcohol at bars on Saturday night.
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@ OP the best you can do is to support your sister. If she is a real druggie, it takes in general 15-16 rehabs before she's out of it for real.

And OP. Sometimes life isn't fair, you and your family might have been hurt by bitch, but your sister also made her decisions, doing drugs, sleeping around.
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>>699385629
Summerfags btfo.
Don't take bait, OP. I know how it feels to have a family member corrupted, and how it affects you mentally. I'm actually impressed you held it together and haven't done anything drastic by now.
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>>699385692
Nah I told the whole thing

Hope you fix your bitch problem op
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>>699385620
How the fuck should I know? I'm not the person who wrote the story.

>>699385900
>pedophile is some one attracted to kids silly not some one who fucks kids

By your own words you just said he wasn't a pedo.
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>>699377612
Leave a pineaple on here car.
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>>699385858
Actually his mother dated another guy who molested my cousin. That kid went through hell.
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Steal her phone and write embarrasing shit on her social media.
Post her nudes
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Cool story OP You should write novels for peeps suffering from downs
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>>699386329
Sounds like alot of drama. Do you live in the south?
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>>699385975
>@OP
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>>699386285
>>699373508
wut?
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>>699386654
I almost missed that
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Bitch and Anon's sis
Bitch is the blonde one
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>>699372196
opps wrong qoute
>>699386690
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>>699386757
Bet their assholes taste like mayo
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>>699386615
Nope North west. It's the only family drama we've had.it sucked but it's over
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>>699386909
>]
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>>699386757
Doesn't look anything like the '' bitch '' in the first picture. Nose and chin are different and not to mention one is Latino or some shit.
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>>699380057
heyyy that's pretty good
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How do we know OP is telling the truth? sounds like an attention whore to me. If i'm wrong than he needs to grow a pair & donkey punch that spic & maybe rape his sister for being such a disappointment to their folks.
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>>699387016
Compare the tits, looks like the same(tits) bitch to me
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>>699387662
>rape his sister
Kek'd
I don't know if he's telling the truth, but honestly it doesn't matter enough to me to care.
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>>699387284
Pretty... Good ?
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>>699388100
somewhat adequate
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Move on
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Just a reminder that op is posting here because he wants to create the illusion that he actually is going to do something, which he's not going to.
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>>699387940
Good advice obi wan
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Literally send her the same green text story you put here, maybe she will cry
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>>699388805
Most likely she would cry, then straight back to sucking off randoms for drugs
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>>699367959
>ruin her life
>Slashing her tires
Yeah. Thats pathetic. Just let it go before you hurt yourself.
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>>699389055

You got dubs, now you have to do it.
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For the love of God just let this shit thread die
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>>699389826

look what you did!
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hey oh
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>OP

I have fucked them both for 2 grams of coke. I remeber them joking about a shitty bitching brother and two crazy religious parents.

They were both good fucks, and worth the 2 grams
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>>699382193
Not making the note read "Eye did it".
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>>699389975
Kek
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>>699367959
have you heard about a piss plate before OP?
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>>699371578
>single male guardian
>Anal bruises
>Bloody underwear and shirt
>Kid watches porn
Dude. Thats way too many coincidences.

You should be in jail right now. Failing that you shouldnt be allowed on the same CONTINENT as a child ever again.
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>>699368786
This is truth. Whole heatedly.
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>>699390344
Well... To be fair. Any half-way competent examiner can tell the difference between a bruise caused by sexual abuse and one caused by a bike.

The rest just sounds like bad parenting.
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>>699373402
>>699373856
Samefagging right there.

Your ideas are shit its obvious he woudl get caught
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>>699375406
I think we got a winrar

She probably went out like 10 times total her entire life and took a few tokes from a joint and now they will honor kill her
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>>699381422
>>699367959

That's why you make her "disappear." You want to know why Cassey Anthony wasn't convicted? They didn't have a body. Convictions have been obtained without bodies, but it is extremely difficult to do and requires some kind of super slip up on your part (a pool of bitch's blood found with a bloody knife with your fingerprints on it and security camera footage of you entering and exiting the location where the blood and knife is, for instance). Without this stuff, you could probably kill her and be fine. The key is to make her unidentifiable if you can't actually get rid of a body. Cut off her fingertips, pull her teeth out, and put the remainder of the body in lye (or acid (think HCl), it's up to you, just make sure it has a pH above 12 or below 2). Note, this will still leave you with a skeleton because nothing commercially available dissolves bone (unless you can get ahold of HF and have a no regard for your well being). Finger prints are obvious, teeth are to make identification via dental records impossible, and lye/acid denatures DNA.

It should be noted that I am not advocating killing this individual (though she sounds like a cunt), but it's always good to know information regarding criminal law and forensics. Realistically, you probably won't be happy with killing her. Unless you really lack empathy, you'll probably even feel guilty. Your best bet is to get her locked up (which doesn't sound that difficult, honestly).
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>>699377612
>be me
>sister have friends
>i dont have friends
>beta uprising
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>>699369940
gtfo fatneckbeard.
>three women to an hero
i bet you havent even talked to three different women in the last year
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>>699391929
> tumblr
> not an obese piece of shit
Nigga, are you even trying?
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Here's a good one, kill their pet and hang it by its leash if you can grab it, or just leave it on their doorstep. This will cause significant damage to their psyche most likely
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Burn her house down. Use petrol.
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>>699377501
>fartbox
Kek
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>>699386757
Fuck is the right one named tanya?

Either way shes hot
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>>699392532
Found the pic by googling beta uprising, seemed appropriate enough
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>>699369316
kekd
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Hire An angelus mortis.
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>>699367959
>ruin her life
>slash 3 tires

Fuck it bro, go hardcore

Slash 4
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>>699395318
okie doke
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>>699377612
I would kill the bitch cut her throat slowly so she sees her own blood before dieing and laugh like a maniac I think I'm a psycho
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>>699398124
Holy fuck that was painful to read
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>>699367959
Ruin her life in small incremental ways over a period of years. Make it so she is unemployable by framing her with criminal charges (planting stolen property on her property then calling in anonymous tips to the cops) Craigslist posts advertising her "services". Pay some meth head/junkie to do a home invasion. Key her car. Shit on her car after a Taco Bell binge. Subscribe her to spam, magazine subscriptions and have pizzas sent to her. Sign her up for religious literature.
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>>699378513
Get some skunk and rat poop mix them together and spray it all over house cars clothes. Make her be rejected by everyone
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